Orgies, Cocaine and Burner Phones Consume GOP Thanks to Cawthorn and Trump: A Closer Look
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- Опубликовано: 30 мар 2022
- Seth takes a closer look at Trump denying ever using a burner phone while House Republicans are getting asked if they’re into cocaine and orgies.
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Orgies, Cocaine and Burner Phones Consume GOP Thanks to Cawthorn and Trump: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Mccarthys reaction comes off like "I asked you in confidence, bro"
Exactly
Anybody else feel like McCarthy saying, “he’s lost my trust,” really makes it sound like he’s the one who invited Cawthorn to the orgy?
yep i noticed lol
No. McCarthy's just using politi-talk. I'm in CA and I've followed his disgusting career. He's ruthlessly ambitious and wouldn't do something so obviously perilous to his goal.
Like the Dad with a 20yo girlfriend telling his son - "Don't tell your Mother."
HA!!! Never thought of it that way, but totally!!
And when he said "it's unbecoming" behaviour. Oh really Kevin?? That's what you consider "unbecoming"? And not the litany of other absurdities and atrocities members of your caucus have committed and perpetuated? LOL
If he did not use normal phones to make the calls we know he made, then we know intent and that Trump knew what he was doing was wrong. Please hold him accountable!
Who? Biden
@@Blackwidow59girl You’ve got no ground to stand on.
@@Blackwidow59girl Obviously a republican as evident by not being able to follow a video or simple discussion. Please wake up from your brainwashing. What non-problem is on republicans fear based stories, done with the M&M and child books non-issue, issue. #republicanwhining
@@Blackwidow59girlwhataboutisms run deep, seems like a defense mechanism
I was at a party that turned into an orgy, back in the 80s. It was awkward. I was too drunk to drive home, so I slept on the floor at the end of the bed, with another guy who wasn’t up for being groped by strangers. That was one of my more disheveled walks of shame. And don’t ask how many such walks I’ve had. I don’t feel like doing math.
When a full throttle narcissist tells you they don’t know / haven’t heard of something, they’re lying - because in their minds, they know everything.
Especially if the narcissist is also a sociopath and a pathological liar.
FACTS. 🙌🏼
McCarthy: "Damnit, Cawthorne, you're not supposed to rat us out like that."
Seth imitating a cocaine buzz sounds like Don Jr. 😆
"Tim Apple"... I won't *ever* forget that!🤦♂️😂🤣
He rebuked him in private? Sounds like McCarthy is one of those who did the inviting. This is the first time I can remember him reacting to any disgusting behaviour from members of his party.
There was a rebuke of MTG, but then he almost immediately promised to put her on some important committees after the midterm elections.
probably confiscated all his coke too. and his tarps.
McCarthy is so, SO obviously a scathingly, loathsome creature.
It’s more the reaction with the vibe of “you fucking narc” rather then anything else.
McCarthy to Cawthorn: "First rule of ReCOC (Republican Cocaine Orgy Club) is you don't talk about ReCOC, we're removing the wheelchair ramp until further notice".
"He's lost my trust..."
By revealing your secret. It wouldn't be a breach of trust otherwise, McCarthy.
He sounds like a stepdad trying not to alienate his wife's troubled kids
Solid point.
This is very true, great catch.
Bingo, you spotted the Freudian slip!
Ya I caught that, too!!! Also how angry they all got.
“I just lost my trust in him and he’s going to have to earn it back…” What the hell trust did you have in that little punk to begin with, McCarthy???
You only say something like that when someone tattles on your secrets. That's why you stop trusting them. If someone is making stuff up, you deny it, not say something alluding to 'you're not going to be invited anymore'
Seth keeps nailing it perfectly! Best Closer (Distant??!!!) Look ever - Hard to do with a segment that hits a Grand Slam Home Run out of the park every night.
It's worth noting that the paperwork in Trump's lawsuit against the NY Times and his niece used the term "burner phone" at least 3 times.
Joe England - Trump lied. Hmmm........must be a day that ends in Y.
Yeah, but he’ll say his lawyer or the coffee-boy wrote that.
Considering his cognitive functions (or lack therefore of), I doubt he even remembers that lawsuit.
@@Wolfboss7 We replaced a guy with cognitive "issues" with a geezer with actual cognitive decline issues. Thanks for ruining people's life with your vote.
Yah but plaintiffs don't write their own complaints, that's what they have lawyers for. Unless they're filing _pro se_ which is fancy lawyer talk for "representing themselves." Not even Trump does that.
Since when does GOP needs evidence to prove anything?
Remember, feelings before facts! 🙄
Ese partido REPUBLICANO políticos y aministeacion trump pura corrupción tapando toda la mafia delincuencia desde el primer día
Si esto que an echo todos ellos y trump hubiera sucedido en el partido demócrata y presidente lo hubieran sacado a patadas con cadenas de la Casa Blanca y del COMGRESO SENADO
Pero como son ellos piden pruebas y más pruebas para dilatar las investigaciones y ganar tiempo
Siguen apoyando la corrupción los planes de destruir la democracia
Hasta FRAUDE a la cara por años
Porque desde hase 5 años todos los M meses se mencionan REPUBLICANOS M politicos en ellas cadenas serias y que si investigan y dicen la verdad de donde venga
An callado de nuevo con las declaraciones de trump.Pompeo y muchos políticos REPUBLICANOS elogiando a Putin
Restringuiendo por todos los estados republucanos el derecho al voto de la minoría y quien gana si hay EMPATE disen las leyes puesta lo despide el estado no los votantes esto es destruir la democracia y los derechos del votante esto solo se ve en tiranias
Comunistas
Quieren ganar el poder en noviembre dicen ellos para aún más no M permitir nada del gobierno de Baiden sus promesas que no las pueda cumplir
Esto solo se ve en tiranias
Disen ellos palabras depoliticos republicano lo tienen ml bloqueado
Al final no hasen su trabajo están en el COMGRESO cobrando solamente para BLOQUIAR a ellos no le pagan para BLOQUIAR
Da vergüenza este partido y un gran peligro grande
Remember MTG fondling a DJT cardboard cutout .🤮
@@cc1k435 Remember that the orange Trump is still looking for Hilary 30,000 missing emails. That would take more than 7 hours
You should know they really value fact, or as they said "alternative fact"
It's amazing, none of the other highly inappropriate behavior or criminal activity bothered McCarthy or the GOP, but revelations about other immoral activities got their attention.
I was rolling laughing at the entire video, but the fact that Jewish space lasers don't work on Saturdays was an underrated excellent joke.
When they cut back to distant Seth lmfaoooo I died
I gotta say, nothing screams innocence quite like saying "He's lost our trust" about the guy claiming you invited him to orgies and to do cocaine
Excellent point!!
Like we asked you in confidence xD
Sounds like : Next time we will not invite him for orgies and to do cocaine, because " He's lost our trust"
Yet he knows what a key bump is. That is very telling all in itself.
Right! He could’ve said that this is absurd and untrue and the young man is lying, but nope.
This episode did my heart good. Thanks for keeping us laughing Seth ❤💜🤪
When the joke first takes over Seth - 2:37
When he tries to break free, but no - 3:08
When Seth *GOES* full method (with hints of Vince Vaughn) to commit to the bit - 3:20
When you also have to ask…You ok? - 3:35🤣
I've been a fan of A Distant Look from the start!
❤❤❤
When Trump says he’s never heard of something, he’s TOTALLY heard of it.
Just like CNN with Hunters' laptop
@@Zed.Leppelin one thing all trumptrolls seem to do is deflect. CNN has nothing to do with this. You can name all the times you think other people lied, doesnt change that trump is a notorious lying conman and he is fucking the gop up like noone has before. He is making us all forget what the usa has been about for over 90 years...
The entire "Seth on Cocaine" bit had me rolling! and also seek some help my friend. LOL
In addition to the “Tim Apple” gaffe his knowledge doesn’t extend to closing umbrellas, trailing toilet paper on his shoes, nuking hurricanes, raking forests and dumping water on burning cathedrals. Oh and “Whose boat is this boat” and wet storms, from a standpoint of water.
Don’t forget! He forgot Melania was standing right next to him on stage.
"I know more about courts than any human being on Earth."
"I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth."
"I know more about ISIS than the generals do."
"I understand politicians better than anybody."
"I understand money better than anybody."
"Nobody knows more about trade than me."
"Nobody knows more about construction than I do."
"Nobody knows more about technology than me."
Never heard of the term "burner phone."
Yup, sounds about right.
He's been proven time and time again to be a pathological liar. What else is news here?
👍 selective memory.. Selective amnesia.. Coupled with one of the most unscrupulous jerks on the planet...
Only in opposite world would he ever be believed... or virtuous.
He's Bizzaro.
Damn his cocaine act sounded just like don jr
Seth you're killing it!! A Distant Look, your timing, everything is on point
Seth again you and your writers are absolutely outstanding! I think Al Pacino is going to have to give you an Academy Award for your cocaine ... standing ovation!
I've never laughed so hard at a "Closer Look" before. Thank you, Madison Cawthorn for the only thing I'll ever thank you for; a genuine comedy gold nugget!
Young Dr. Strangelove strikes again.
I know! This was laugh out loud funny. Really well put together. Killer jokes!
Ah young Madison, the reason I keep writing my congressman to have all the accessibility ramps removed from the capitol building.
This comment is equally funny as the video. lol
I really enjoyed The Ice Storm, apparently.
Imagine living in a place where Madison Cawthorne is the best guy you have to represent you in Congress...
Kinda like being represented by MTG or Louie Gohmert or Ted Cruz or ...
Yeah that's hard to imagine, and I live in Indiana which is full of right wing douchebags!
@@charlesmadison1384
Yeah. The list is endless...
Well he's not the worst! Sorta?
@@charlesmadison1384
Rand Paul..Ron Johnson
Boebert..Jordan..Banks..Massie..
Gaetz..Desantis..Banks..
Damn. Seth Meyers has been killing his monologues/segments since Covid. Way to pivot and make it the funniest monologue to watch on television.
"Can you imagine anything worse than a 1970s swinger party?" YES, I CAN! THE VERY THING YOU JUST SHOWED MADISON CAWTHORN DESCRIBE!! A CAPITOL HILL ORGY!!!
How dare Cawthorn tell everyone about our orgies and coke parties! I'm so mad he told the public.
Yeah...they TOTALLY told on themselves.
👍.
There go all the weekend plans. 😕
Is this what a "self own" is?
Yeah, I really wish he hadn't.
Anyone who knows the term “key bump” has definitely done key bumps.
This was definitely one of the best episodes to date!
Seth you are killing it. one of the best shows
What's even worse is the room that the interview occurs with Madison Cawthorn.
Who staged this room?
A creepy little kids doll sitting over Madison's shoulder.
It looks like the therapy doll, that police use to ask a child where the bad man, touched them.
Creepy!
Exactly. I've been wondering why nobody's mentioning that doll or Gatez.
I agree creepy
I think we just accepted that anything involving members of the GQP would be creepy and pointing it out would be redundant.
There's also a picture of Mel Gibson as Christ in the background, in that weirdest of weird rooms.
His bedroom at h is Mom's house?
Massive respect to Wally for keeping up with Seth during his coke rant. The man must’ve looked like a windmill.
Gareth Griffiths - How do you think Wally was keeping up? He had probably just come from the staff orgy.
Wally was also on coke
😂😂😂
🙌🏼 Yay COKE!!!
Windmills... ahhh the good ol " Windmills "
Wally is hilarious 😂 I love that Seth has him in some of the segments!!
CORRECTION: you forgot to mention Elijah Wood when talking about the Ice Storm. He’s one of the most prolific actors of our time & played one of the most iconic roles of all time - Video Game Boy in Back To The Future 2. (Seriously tho, I love Ice Storm. )
Correction: I'm pretty sure Cawthorn was quoting his colleagues when he used the phrase "sexual get together". He would have used orgy, and that is why he said he realized that is what he meant.
“China, if you’re listening… release Trump’s 7 hour 37 minute ‘perfect’ call logs!”
This was one of the more hilarious closer looks. Had me laughing way more than usual.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌I'm dying seth and team. You guys are getting better and better all the time. That bit at the end where you move your chair back and say " this is being a distant look!" is comedy GOLd🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The first rule of burner phones is you don't talk about burner phones, or GOP orgies.
You also *don't talk about Bruno*
Only murderers,bank robbers and drug kingpins use those phones.
They used the burner phones to arrange the orgy. Then a separate burner phone to call DJTJ to get the coke. They couldn't use the orgy phone because they didn't want DJTJ showing up at that.
😂😂😂
Or cocaine.
Seth's cocaine rant and the "if they want to roll out a tarp on the conference floor and go to town on each other..." was gold.
Seth helps me keep sane while watching the world being destroyed by idiots.
Exactly! Biden and company need to be removed from their positions ASAP!
Once upon a time, politicians had to earn public trust...
@@tonyfisk8081 Obviously b4 TV
@@tonyfisk8081 Bottom-line. Don't go telling people about Republican Drug and Sex addicts...'We've got an Image to Protect'
Just Why? Is there no drug testing on Capitol Hill?
I always love A Closer Look, but this is the best one yet.
Chris Hayes 'REALLY" got a Kick out of Cawthorne....Haven't seen him laugh in a long time. LOL!!! Love Chris.
That was a classic. "A distant Look" should be a change up every once in a while in the future.
A Puzzled Look
An Angry Look
I'll watch and love the, all 😂
A Cue-ser Look (thank you Wally)
Liberals all over the world has accepted money from a WW2 NAZI CRIMINAL GEORGE SOROS.
YOU ALL GUILTY OF NAZISM. HAIL SOROS on the left. There's NOTHING liberals will do about NAZI SOROS!!! NOTHING HAHAHAHAHA
Every new segment joke has been really killer. Yesterday's "Seth Needs a Smoke Break" was made even better with Seth's reaction, and "A Distant Look" is just a simple but much appreciated wordplay.
I was desperately sad when the audience came back, but this era of Late Night has been brilliant. Makes me excited to see where it goes from here
@@StephanieAly Yes, he's been on fire this week.
I loved it during lockdown, when late night hosts really had to earn their salaries and not rely on the ego trip of audiences fluffed by warm-up comedians!
I listened to some Kimmel and Colbert recently and their audiences are still full of howler monkeys!
Seth's audiences are just as enthusiastic, they know when to stop - and it's all done without the screamers!
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,.......
We're SO special ..😚😚
I laughed way too hard at his smoke break.
I have been amazed at the truly dynamic nature of the show. Great job to everyone there who manages to create this insanely entertaining, and often insightful, segment. Nothing beats Seth and his crew.
ABSOLUTELY AGREE 😆😆😆😆 TO FUNNY😆😆
Federal employees are required to submit to drug testing not testing drugs. Punishing Whistle blowers rather than those using blow is unacceptable.
Ahhh Seth, I just LOVE You! You say exactly what we're thinking, but YOU SAY IT in a way we never could!!!
the entire Republican Party being coked up explains a lot though
It makes them sorta easier to understand?
Yeah, only problem is Republicans don't do drugs at all, and progressives are stoned all the time. This is the stupidest skit I can imagine. Stone coke heads accusing straight people of being coke heads. Totally sickening.
@@marvinmartion1178 It explains why they are willing to believe ridiculous things that only make sense when amateur-pharmaceutically-aided
Rich Republicans are on Coke while poor Republicans are on meth. Rich Democrats on pills while poor democrats are on weed.
DANGER ZONE!
I want SNL to do a skit about the orgy have the cast do their best GOP impressions. God that'd be hilarious
Oh dear god they really have to! Who plays mitch?
@@marvinmartion1178 I feel like it'd end up being Kate McKinnon if she didn't end up doing Giuliani but idk why
@@marvinmartion1178 just hire a turtle
Yes!!
Hope to see something on this Saturday's episode! Something like this is SNL gold.
Trump takes “playing dumb” to a new level. He’s convinced everyone that he’s an idiot.
He's so far left on the Dunning-Kruger effect, he's actually convincing himself he's dumb, so he doesn't have to admit he's as dumb as he is. So, in a sense, it's all come full circle.
Biden is dumber !
I'm wondering why law enforcement is not talking to Hawthorne about "who" was doing cocaine in front of him. Last time I checked, cocaine was still illegal.
I am probably the last person in the world who got a cell phone, but I heard the term "burner phone" years and years ago, thanks to TV detective shows. And since Trump claimed to be "the Law& Order President," he would have had to have heard Lenny talking about how, say, Matt Gaetz arranged his sexual get-togethers on a burner.
🎶 dum dum 🎶
He also claimed to know more about technology than anyone. He’s full of it
Matt didn't have any teen sexual encounter. Never a shred of evidence. Just more demonrat smear campaign. Directed at anyone who oppose their narrative. Get real here
@George Morenstein let’s start by prosecuting the crimes we saw Trump do and admit to.
I read this and the law and order gong went off in my head
That little laugh that Wally made was the single greatest moment of my whole day.
Love the Cocaine "Rant" by Seth ... It was spot on!
LOL the coke bit was hysterical. You're the best Seth. Look a reason to like Cawthorn, dude is as fos as trump but making republicans get questioned is a good thing.
“A distant look” AND that “cocaine” tangent 😂😂😂 so good!!!
I’ve really been struggling this year with depression and haven’t been doing very well. Thank you Seth for always making me laugh and smile and providing me with an escape from everything. Keep up the awesome work.
Please feel better.
You are not alone
Same and same
Reach out to people who can help you and take care of yourself... Things get better.,. 🙏🙏🙏
Whenever you're feeling low, get high.
Watch the 1942 USDA video, *Hemp For Victory.*
The legalization of "Marihuana" stopped the Nazis.
That studio audience owed Seth a much bigger laugh for his coke fuelled rant
Wally makes these segments so much better…his either lack of acting skill or purposely bad acting makes me laugh nearly every time…and I think him having 10-15 seconds worth of on camera time is perfect
It's always the extremes with Donny:
"I am the least racist person you know." "I don't even know what a burner phone is." "I invented the word Fake News." "I love WikiLeaks." "I know nothing about WikiLeaks"
Ouch, CNN confirmed the "burner phone" was, yet another, fake Democrat conspiracy 🙄
8:46 "couldn't even remember the name of the guy sitting next to him, so he just rolled the dice and hoped it was the same as the name of his company"
That's because he named his own company after himself so he must've assumed everyone else did that too
Great new segment thank you Seth :)
This "Distant Look" was excellent, especially the end. Well done.
Madison Cawthorn’s bizarre ass comments was just the spark Seth needed. A Closer Look has been extra funny these last two days
the fact that he went to see his fellow colleague snort cocaine is enough to discredit him. This is the first anyone has heard of this. You know he is talking about Matt Gaetz.
@@My2CentsYall to me it sounded like someone did a key bump in congress 😂
@@My2CentsYall ding ding ding!!! 🏆👏👏👏👏👏
"Ass comments"
But Was it crazy or was it true?
This has been one of the most fun Closer Looks and I’m only halfway through.
I'm literally crying and I too am only half way through.
Don't get TOO close, it's messy xD
Distant Looks*
I agree. The first "Distant Look" was amazing!
@@aazhie tarps
Some real Corrections energy to this Closer Look and I am HERE for it.
Cawthorn invited to an orgy...like asking a vegan along to a hog roast.
DT - "Nobody had ever heard of burmer phones until I didn't"
I’ve been a huge fan of Late Night with Wally for a long time now.
It keeps getting better and better!!!!
AND THE COUP IS BEGUN....did anyone else notice the crisp, ironed, button-down shirt; the lack of persperation and his calm demenor? I'm betting Wally had his assistant handling the cue cards....
@@bubblesezblonde well he cant dress like a slob with the after filming orgy coming up!
The writers and you are killin’ it, Seth. Keep up the good work.
Ouch, CNN confirmed the "burner phone" was, yet another, fake Democrat conspiracy 🙄
@@MrGgabber Alright, Mr. Roboto. 🤖
@@clickster1883 okay groomer
Very sad to see Elijah Wood excluded from The Ice Storm highlight. His beautiful blue eyes, luxurious 70s hair, and tender acting are the reason I still have that DVD on my shelf. Harsh snub Seth. Otherwise, excellent segment!
Excellent piece Seth. You are truly appreciated.
Best Wally cut away ever! You were good too, Seth.
I think that the orgies that Wally and the staff are having must be ones where they eat ice cream and tell knock-knock jokes.
I laughed so hard the entire time, but "It's time for a new segment... A Distant Look" and his face after. Perfect!
I have a feeling an executive questioned Wally's position previously and this whole 6 month long skit was Seth's way to prove how valuable he is.
You're probably right. Lol
It's the way that he's trying to inflate his own ego by referencing himself being younger and flattered that he was invited that's especially bothersome.
Madison Cawthorn doing his best "wholesome boy next door" act is hilarious. He sure knew some specific cocaine terminology. Of course, you have to lie constantly to be accepted in today's GOP, but Cawthorn slipped up and told the wrong lie.
...lol...he finally told the truth...
I don't get how anyone buys Madison Cawthorn's schtick. He's been called out as a lying asshole for years now. You would think that some of the longer-term congress people would see straight through his bullshit and never even bother inviting him into the cocaine/sex get-together parties. Because of course, he would spill the beans on it to make himself look cool. Because nothing says cool like the thought of seeing a severely underpaid sex worker snort moldy cocaine from Lindsey Graham's butt flaps
Liberals all over the world has accepted money from a WW2 NAZI CRIMINAL GEORGE SOROS.
YOU ALL GUILTY OF NAZISM. HAIL SOROS on the left. There's NOTHING liberals will do about NAZI SOROS!!! NOTHING HAHAHAHAHA
I take Cawthorn at his word that Republicans in congress participate in cocaine fueled orgies
I think you have to be pretty sheltered to not either know what a keybump is or at least be able to work it out based upon the fact cocaine is mostly imbibed through insufflation. It's kinda like saying a person must be also be a swinger to know what a key party is...
This is just f'n hilarious though. It's a great antidote to the BS Trump and his followers have inflicted on us all over the last 4 years.
This might be the best "Closer Look" ever. Certainly right up there! Wally's acting is getting good, and I snorted out loud when Seth came back on camera after the "Distant Look" screen and was seated so far back from his desk. And the cocaine rant... 😆
2:35 ... 3:08 ... 3:42... Should've been at least a 30-second round of applause at the end of the cocaine rant.
Who says Wally is acting? Lol
Seth's cocaine rant reminded me of Gym Jordan everytime he speaks. Madison is hanging out w Matt Gaetz. He told McCarthy that he may have seen a *staffer* from 100 yards away doing something that *looked like cocaine*.
Wally is America's Sweetheart.
These comment sections prove that end-stage Trump Derangement Syndrome is incurable.
I think we also have to stop for a moment and think about the judgment of North Carolinians electing Cawthorn to Congress. And, let's stop right there and not talk about Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Ted Cruz, Jordan, McCarthy, Hawley, and the list goes on and on. You want to have a two-party system that is functional, professional, and somewhat competent.
I've never laughed so hard at a "Distant Look" before. Greetings from Germany!
The fact that he calls "burner phone" a term and not a brand name tells me that he knows what they are.
As for Cawthorn, the ease in which he refers to a "key bump" of cocaine should be a dead giveaway that he's been around cocaine for awhile.
Speaking as someone whose done cocaine many times over my life (not anymore, i’m not bout that life anymore), i can tell you that his reference to “key bumps” was very telling. Congrats to madison to never being invited to another party as long as he lives, the little fucking narc.
@@thejason755 I don’t think he wanted to be invited in the first place, or he would have kept his mouth shut and took the bump.
@@blackhat4206
LOL
That would have required forethought and planning.
You are not seriously imagining Cawthorne capable of that?
I'd never thought I would see anyone I would like less in a position of leadership due to sheer stupidity than the character "Supervisor Friedkin" in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Bureau season 2, but here we are.
@@madshorn5826 I don't think turning down an invitation requires much forethought and planning, but I don't know exactly how the situation went down. For all I know he took the hit and slipped up accidentally when he told the world, though it didn't seem like an unintentional slip. I've not heard much about him until this, but he seems like a fairly stereotypical straight edge jock, or an outright hypocrit that actually loves to party and was just throwing shade to see what he can get away with on Capitol Hill. As a reminder, that is my own baseless speculation based on zero foreknowledge, and only this one appearance, so maybe I'm dead wrong.
Exactly. I picked up on that too. I'm 54, never done cocaine, and I had to Google the terms "key bump" and "burner phone". From what I gleaned, they are both terms used by drug dealers/users and/or criminals. Stay classy GOP.
A Closer Look is always good, but this one is a stand out.
This whole week has been insanely good. But "A Distant Look" was genius.
As someone whose viewership of Seth waned once Trump left office, I 100% agree. The jokes were right on, and not only did it feel like a strong contrast to the caliber I've observed in recent months, it kinda felt like Trump-Era "Closer Looks".
I know I just complimented with a tremendous backhand, but I still very much enjoyed this week's. Have they taken on any new writers? I can't say, but the segment was well executed.
Agreed 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sits back actually.
i'm laughing hard at work in a room with a loud machine running
nobody is aware of my joy !
Distant look had me cracking 🤣🤣🤣
Here's the thing: if your spouse doesn't suspect the story might be true, they aren't going to ask you about it. So whoever's spouses are asking those questions are the ones that cawthorne was talking about or at least have tendencies that make their significant others believe that they could be. And I feel like that tells us all we need to know.
Good point, Like would Seth's wife, or Bernie's wife have such a question even cross their mind?
100% correct, Carmen!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
''Here's the thing'':
Liberals all over the world has accepted money from a WW2 NAZI CRIMINAL GEORGE SOROS.
YOU ALL GUILTY OF NAZISM. HAIL SOROS on the left. There's NOTHING liberals will do about NAZI SOROS!!! NOTHING HAHAHAHAHA
@@judylevitt4555 Exactly! Like, even if someone told her "I saw Seth with a beautiful young woman at a bar the other day" she wouldn't go "was it a coke orgy?" She would say "Seth were you out day drinking with celebrities again?" Because she knows that's the most likely reason for that situation. Especially the wives/ spouses of Republicans I would expect them to have their head buried in the sand about this and assume it was untrue, but their first reaction was to question their spouse...suspicious.
Isn't Cawthorn the same one who waxed poetically about his time at "the Fuhrer's" vacation home? Isn't it amazing when Republicans are open and honest?
That cocaine monologue deserves ALL the awards. Love u Seth!
This was very Good. Funny. Keep up the Great work.
Seth was on fire tonight!!
Honestly, when a group of people shift so dramatically from where they claim their core values are, it's a bit of a relief to think some of it may be due to a drug rotting their brains rather than a complete degradation of the moral fiber with which we cloak ourselves and our children to try to survive this madness.
Interesting take on the lack of honor, truth, and especially compassion. Blame the drugs.
"shifted" would assume that these weren't their core beliefs all along.
No. They really are immoral perverts. Always have been.
@@Pat71896 well... the drugs didn't help, but there was probably not much there in regards to integrity to begin with
Here's a wild conspiracy theory: someone is wagging the dog. I wonder who would have had the idea to get someone to do or say something SO ridiculous that it would distract OTHER Republicans from the real problem...
I've never done cocaine, and although I've been to parties where it was being used, and I'm in no way naive, I did not know what a key bump was until today. Back in our day, people "did lines" mostly. But yeah, continue to sound outraged, Cawthy.
Love how Tr*mp say's "they have these burner fones" like he heard of it first.
Seth was in rare form on this is one! Truly one of the best to date 😄😄😄
The look on the face of the guy interviewing Cawthorn is priceless! He was like are you really telling me about a cocaine fueled party involving Republicans?? 😆 🤣 This piece is hilarious!!
but so sad that the GOP has devolved to this... its heroes are criminals, pervs, and liars... and openly proud of it. SMH
Yea.. EXCEPT THERE IS NOTHING FUKIN FUNNY ABOUT IT ANYMORE!! It MUST BE INVESTIGATED NOW @DOJ !!!!!!!! Lock them up!!!
"use a tarp" is probably one of the most visceral pieces of uninvited nuance I've ever heard.
Cheers to the writer's room.
Yeah there would be so many funny slides and falls
Fail army blurred videos?
Imagine if they were playing "twister"...no, don't. Sorry.
*gag*
No matter how shitty my days are and no matter the topic I can always count on seth to at least give me something to smile about!! It's only getting better and better to boot!!
Seth Meyers just keeps on getting better and better.