evolution of lemaire lee. origins of guard dawg, i feel like when they talk about certain movies could be a shot. or like certain nfl/nate diaz stories that arch over multiple episodes. also any comic making fun of luis j. gomez is a well of content
A person who hasnt los a leg might be attached and not willing to the idea of not having it, mean while a person with just 1 leg might say just fuck it, one is no e eitherway
Not only profound, but being able to have that kind of relationship with him and love him that much makes people like me to envy that! ( in a good way ofc )
The best dad joke my dad ever hit me with. I was changing my breakpads on my car in my driveway , break assemblies were completely taken apart .I was smoking a cigarette and looking at my phone for a minute. My dad pulls up sees me and says "brake time?" And we both fucking died lmao
Dude, I’m currently in the ferry lineup to see my pops who’s in the ER for emergency bypass heart surgery and I love my fox news dad. They are the best. Your Dad stories are putting a smile on my face during this hard time. Cheers
@@zachkonrade5310 don’t be a loser. You can draw inspiration from many things in life. This time it was the dawgz I drew from. My kids have a great life bud but we always be better
Don't listen that idiot@zachkonrade5310. Your commitment to fatherhood is what matters. Whether you were inspired by a RUclips video or not doesn't matter
Yes! My dad passed right after my 17th birthday and I envision that if he was still alive - that our relationship would be similar to what they have. I love listening to these stories. Makes me profoundly happy and sad at the same time. I can't get enough, though.
@@hulkcrusher69 i feel this, me and my dad always joked around and laughed and when he died i got really serious. watching this makes me think of that but its a good feeling
I was adopted and I’m so jealous of guys who have relationships like this with their parents. My parents never felt close. I appreciate being able to live vicariously through these stories.
That’s ur choice some of us aren’t cool with our real parents and just have holes in us, also adopted ppl always want sympathy but by nature that’s one of the most loving households, they wanted a kid so much they went through all that shit to get one that’s not theirs and raise it like their own, every adopted person I meet had the most loving and honestly spoiled life and they still sit there and make little comments not knowing they had the best life even if it was “awkward”. lotta teen boys are homeless at times
As a Chinese American (don’t even start guys 😅) whose parents fled the dirty commies, Phil Gillis is truly the embodiment of everything I love about this country. Especially the Boomer generation. Stay blessed dawgs ✊
The Phil & Shane Gillis and Top Dog & Tom Segura’s father/son relationships are unmatched when it comes to funny father/son stories. RIP Top Dog. He was the man. We miss him.
What is funny about this is I am an actual member of the Men’s Club Phil goes to. I see and drink beers with Phil and talk all the time. Shane is so right with these stories. This is hilarious! 😂
I can't even begin to explain how much this slaps for both myself and my fellow 30-something Dawgs with older functioning alcoholic dads who they love dearly but will also never stop fucking with them (given' em' what for) whenever we can. It may seem like a strange bond to some but to us and father/sons like us, it really hits deep and I really, truly appreciate the upload man, no homo.
My dad reminds me of Phil, he made me have an irrational fear or brown recluse spiders for at least 15 years, I moved to North Carolina and learned they are only in the south, I went home to visit and called him out "They don't even live in Michigan you just gave me an irrational fear for no reason!" He laughed and walked outside.
25:43 my dad was the “Exalted Ruler” at the Elks Lodge(basically the president). So was my Granddad. I am not kidding when I say that when I look back at my childhood, spending hours at the elks with my brother, playing outside, playing pool watching tv, etc. make up a big part of those memories lmao. At least the lodge my dad belonged to was in an old brick mansion so it had a bunch of cool ass places to run around and explore outside lol Took me a long time to recognize the countless times my dad drove us home while definitely under the influence 😅
"During these challenging times, we will only be stronger when we are done." It's so close to making sense but just far off enough to have it make no sense and still be hilarious. That's todays old man wisdom right there folks. Nevermind Mr Miaugie, or Wilson next door. Philosophical Phil is on the M.F.er
So funny!! Gotta love dads! My dad used to love basketball but after the 90’s he straight up gave up on it because “they weren’t playing right anymore!” 😂 I’m a dad now and it’s a constant fight to resist becoming my dad. I played college basketball and now I watch it and I’m like “what are these guys doing, this isn’t basketball!” It’s a perpetual, it’s inevitable.
Yoooo mad props to Shane for being raised a certain way but finding his own way in what he believes is right. Props to his parents too for raising him to be his own man.
I only can offer you Old Testament wisdom. EP 160 - 50:00-1:02:00 - talking about farting and cumming at the same time EP 107 - ~15:00 - talking about asian dudes, the famous Tokyo Partners and "black people like to talk on bluetooths" ~18:30 - Matt - "If you have a revolver and some bulletproof glass, you can come up in the hood as an asian" ~57:30 - Matt - "This dragon's only weak spot is it's butthole" EP 157 - ~9:30 - Matt - "I've been fantasizing about shitting myself as soon as the gun for a marathon goes off"
I truly don’t understand how anyone (who isn’t a social justice warrior) can hate this guy. Easily the most relatable, funniest young comedian we’ve had in a long time
Lol the bit about his dad coming through the yards after him after told his dad “no,” legit put me on the ground, laughing. I’ve been there after my dad decided to try spanking me when I was like 15. I was like “pfff, no way.” Such a bad idea 😂. I was chased through the house until I ran out into the snow. He was relentless
lol yeah I called my dad an old fart and laughed to his face and he dragged me inside and spanked the shit outta me. I was like 15 hadn't been spanked in years. He was normally chill drunk but not that time hoo boi
I had a similar incident where I ran around the tire swing and kept pushing it at him, trying to get away😂😂 I think it was the first time I ever swore at him
This is awesome I lost my dad 2 years ago He was my best friend the funniest man on earth I loves hearing stories like this to remind me so much of how he was those father role models for us young men or grown men or so important especially the funny ones that have the sense of humor All his reactions to his son picking on him or the exact ones I got when I would pick on my dad in a loving way thank you for putting this video out made my day
Let me know if y’all have any compilation or edit ideas 🐕
id love a decent edit of the president pod with louis ck but like brutally edited
@@LoyalUK so taking the 6hrs and slicing it down to highlights?
@@NotShaneGillisyea plz
evolution of lemaire lee. origins of guard dawg, i feel like when they talk about certain movies could be a shot. or like certain nfl/nate diaz stories that arch over multiple episodes. also any comic making fun of luis j. gomez is a well of content
Origins of lameezy and the guard dawg
Shane being a bratty teenage son well into his 30s is a great bit
It’s not a bit. That’s just Shane. Funny AF though
thats Bam Margera
@@barbeatquephill magina
shane imo is well behaved compared to other actual bratty teenagers, maybe cause he's 30 lol
@@bekindrewind1145you do know there's a difference between being 30 and "in your 30's" right?
“During these challenging times, we will only be stronger when we are done.”
Preach it Phil
What if someone cuts your leg off during these challenging times though. One could argue that these challenging times made you weaker 🤔
@@DutchDouchebagnah cuz then they gave me a mech suit
@@ceoofwhiteprivilege2238 and aids
A person who hasnt los a leg might be attached and not willing to the idea of not having it, mean while a person with just 1 leg might say just fuck it, one is no e eitherway
Have you never heard the tale of the 3 legged dog Mr. Douchebag?@@DutchDouchebag
Making your dad mad is the funniest thing ever, they take everything so serious
always funny time
Seriously*
Until dad threats your thirty year old ass with his belt and you start having PTSD flashbacks. lmao
It’s because he knows he created you and you’re the biggest failure of his life.
Speak for yourself. It ain't so fun in my world
The "his life matters a lot" is one of the funniest descriptions of a black dude I've ever heard
Dude so funny
I just caught that😂
I love love love all his gems like that one!
😂❤
Shane’s mom as a cat is
Possibly the funniest thing ever. “Shaaaaaaane….shaaaaane”
For real😂😂😂
😂
My dad does the exact same shit as phil
"DUSH DUSH DUSH
GET UP"
I have a friend Jon and his mom has that same cat like tone to here voice lol, used to drive me insane. She's not even my mom.
JoooOooOOON!
Scratching at the door
"Phil is the laughter in my life" what a profound statement. As a father it makes me happy.
Profound
this means you are a good dad
Not only profound, but being able to have that kind of relationship with him and love him that much makes people like me to envy that! ( in a good way ofc )
@@sergy93 I agree as a dad as well
I was thinking. Shane will be devastated when Phil is gone. They have a true, strong bond.
Phil is the fuckin realist Dawg of them all.
The Dawg Father
Rawest dawg of all Tim
Top Dawg
@@kurtadams9740 that one's already taken
@@FleMDinGmusic RIP TOP DAWG ❤
its genuinely heartwarming how much shane loves his dad.
Phil is a dad we all know and love.
Not me 😂
Fox news dad
@@AnoNym-zi5ty would you be interested in a bingo wing?
😔sadly not all of us know 😢
My dad is Phil
The best dad joke my dad ever hit me with. I was changing my breakpads on my car in my driveway , break assemblies were completely taken apart .I was smoking a cigarette and looking at my phone for a minute. My dad pulls up sees me and says "brake time?" And we both fucking died lmao
I don't want to be this guy ,but i think you should look up break and brake.
Yea I get it but it doesn't bother me enough to change post
@@collinbean2253he used the right "brake" for a pun r/wooosh
@@ryanfrank1309I hope Shane does a bit for people that quote subreddit names as their whole comment
10/10 joke, that could have brought home a gold medal lol
“I need 8 to 10 tickets…..there’s seats all over the place”
pretty sick burn lmao
Shane laying on his buzzed dad watching football is the best thing I've ever pictured
19:57 "Im gonna need probably 8-10 tickets on thursday night, believe me there's seats all over the place" is a next tier power god dunk
lmao just saw that part and cracked up
"Phills the laughter in my life" was actually hella sweet man. My parents are old and think about this stuff a lot
Dude, I’m currently in the ferry lineup to see my pops who’s in the ER for emergency bypass heart surgery and I love my fox news dad. They are the best. Your Dad stories are putting a smile on my face during this hard time. Cheers
wishing your pops a speedy recovery my guy hope it all turns out well
Sending dawg energy your way, praying for a safe surgery 🙏
Wishing you and your pops all the best
Praying for you and your dad my friend
I don't want to sound gay but I hope everything works out well for you and your dad.
Phil is an absolute unit. A specimen of manliness
You just called him a dick, twice.
Shane imitating his dad getting so angry that he just makes noises is my favorite thing
The way Shane talks about how much he loves his dad makes me want to be a better dad
Maybe be a better dad for your kid, not because you saw Shane and Phil 😢
@@zachkonrade5310 don’t be a loser. You can draw inspiration from many things in life. This time it was the dawgz I drew from. My kids have a great life bud but we always be better
Don't listen that idiot@zachkonrade5310. Your commitment to fatherhood is what matters. Whether you were inspired by a RUclips video or not doesn't matter
@@zachkonrade5310 uuuuhhh alright nancy
Please do it
As a dawg who lost their dad when they were 16 I love seeing Shane and Phil. Thank you for the compilation
Mine made it to when I was 22, and feel the same, love it.
Same age with me. Phil reminds me of my old man. RIP your dad buddy
right there with ya fellas. Rip to the OG dawgs
@@caseypnw word
Yes! My dad passed right after my 17th birthday and I envision that if he was still alive - that our relationship would be similar to what they have. I love listening to these stories. Makes me profoundly happy and sad at the same time. I can't get enough, though.
His Dad playing them 2 on 1 in football, kicking onside kicks is the funniest thing I've ever heard
"You are gonna die dressed like Oprah" is an ALL TIME insult 😂
“I listened to your podcast of you and your friend talking about wiping your ass for 20 mins. You’re not allowed to take mom’s car anymore.” 😂😂😂
💀
Papa Phil, the last true American hero.
God bless that man
Vice President material
I wld vote for Phil as vp. True American
Legend
“Montrez Harrell… his life matters A LOT” i’m in tears😭
😂😂
“Phil is the laughter in my life” ❤
You can tell Shane’s really gonna miss his dad.
He said in an interview he’ll probably quit comedy when Phil dies cause that’s his inspiration. Their bromance is truly amazing
Long may Phil stay healthy and live
What a weird thing to say lol
@@justinbuckner4093I think that's his very weird way of saying you can tell how much he loves his dad.
@@hulkcrusher69 i feel this, me and my dad always joked around and laughed and when he died i got really serious. watching this makes me think of that but its a good feeling
20:53 "Phil, Phil, Trump's a p***y"
"Aww bulls**t" 😂😂
“turn the middle east to glass” IS FUCKING CRAZY 😂
Shane is the only comic that can continuously make me laugh non stop. His impressions are the absolute greatest.
lets face it, phil is all of our dads. Watching shane poke the bear reminds me so much of how I treat my pops.
idk bro mine wasn't ever like this with me. speak for yourself
Calm down bro @@damianluther7191
Yup it rules.
I was adopted and I’m so jealous of guys who have relationships like this with their parents. My parents never felt close. I appreciate being able to live vicariously through these stories.
My dad will adopt you. He just said if he ever found me vaping he’s ‘beat the shit outta me’. He’s the man
That’s ur choice some of us aren’t cool with our real parents and just have holes in us, also adopted ppl always want sympathy but by nature that’s one of the most loving households, they wanted a kid so much they went through all that shit to get one that’s not theirs and raise it like their own, every adopted person I meet had the most loving and honestly spoiled life and they still sit there and make little comments not knowing they had the best life even if it was “awkward”. lotta teen boys are homeless at times
@@JohnJohnson-yl9ofsounds like a you problem mate not reading all that
@@JohnJohnson-yl9ofwhat a weirdo you turned out to be. I think in your case, maybe being an orphan would've been better
Doing the same thing! My dad died when I was younger, and listening to this made me wonder if we would’ve had a relationship like this
6:18 “and Montrezl… his life matters A LOT!”
I’m done 🤣🤣💀
As a Chinese American (don’t even start guys 😅) whose parents fled the dirty commies, Phil Gillis is truly the embodiment of everything I love about this country. Especially the Boomer generation. Stay blessed dawgs ✊
You guys really crushed it with the development of the American railroads system!
@@charlest5604 Thanks, now we just need to find a place we can all live. Maybe Shane will have some insight on that 🤔
@RiceQube21
That place is America. The only place you can criticize China is in the USA. Stop being a commi.
@@charlest5604you get jokes eh? 😂
@RiceQube21
Sorry, bro. That was a drunk response. You seem cool, my bad, unless you're an actually commi!
Blessed be the Dawgs.
Bless you dawg
Feel that.
Legend king
Y’all gay asf
@@bigjake1300you're beautiful, dawg
“Trust me, there’s seats all over the place”😂😂😂
The Phil & Shane Gillis and Top Dog & Tom Segura’s father/son relationships are unmatched when it comes to funny father/son stories.
RIP Top Dog. He was the man. We miss him.
Don't forget Maniscalco and his dad!
lost my dad 6 years ago when i was 20, love his relationship with his dad.. makes me cry thinking about it
Your with the Dawgs now we love you brother cheers
God damn if Phil’s words didn’t give me the strength to get thru the pandemic 🫡
Phil for Trump's VP 2024!
Yep. You're still here.
Yeah he’s wiser than these idiots in the government. Phil is the man.
@@jeremyweems4916Yes 😂 absolutely.
Every comedians dad MUST feel proud bc your son essentially picks up on your comedy instantly .. Shane, Tom, Chris, the list goes on
About damn time we got a 45 minute Phil Gillis story edit
What is funny about this is I am an actual member of the Men’s Club Phil goes to. I see and drink beers with Phil and talk all the time. Shane is so right with these stories. This is hilarious! 😂
Great concept, even better execution. Arguably the best MSSP compilation I've seen. Great job!
Yea it was truly A+.
Phil must be so proud of his son and how much Shane loves and appreciates his dad.
I can't even begin to explain how much this slaps for both myself and my fellow 30-something Dawgs with older functioning alcoholic dads who they love dearly but will also never stop fucking with them (given' em' what for) whenever we can. It may seem like a strange bond to some but to us and father/sons like us, it really hits deep and I really, truly appreciate the upload man, no homo.
Gay!
Gay af
Super gay
What're you gay?
Gheyy
I could literally listen to him talk about his dad for hours 😂. It’s such a weird but perfect dynamic.
Shane's mother calling him to wake up is the most relatable comedy bit I've heard.
My dad reminds me of Phil, he made me have an irrational fear or brown recluse spiders for at least 15 years, I moved to North Carolina and learned they are only in the south, I went home to visit and called him out "They don't even live in Michigan you just gave me an irrational fear for no reason!" He laughed and walked outside.
Please get him on a full podcast.
25:43 my dad was the “Exalted Ruler” at the Elks Lodge(basically the president). So was my Granddad.
I am not kidding when I say that when I look back at my childhood, spending hours at the elks with my brother, playing outside, playing pool watching tv, etc. make up a big part of those memories lmao. At least the lodge my dad belonged to was in an old brick mansion so it had a bunch of cool ass places to run around and explore outside lol
Took me a long time to recognize the countless times my dad drove us home while definitely under the influence 😅
Shane really has a great relationship with his dad
This is pretty epic. Phill is the dad we wish we had when we are adults and the dad we feared as kids. Very wholesome.
"During these challenging times, we will only be stronger when we are done."
It's so close to making sense but just far off enough to have it make no sense and still be hilarious. That's todays old man wisdom right there folks. Nevermind Mr Miaugie, or Wilson next door. Philosophical Phil is on the M.F.er
It makes perfect sense. It's just not eloquently worded.
Hard time make stronger men, good times make weak men.
@805montdog what if times are hard for some and good for others??? Shit isn't that simple.
I had no father. I got 100% of my life lessons from Al Bundy and Wilson.
My face actually hurts from smiling and laughing for 45mins straight
So funny!! Gotta love dads! My dad used to love basketball but after the 90’s he straight up gave up on it because “they weren’t playing right anymore!” 😂 I’m a dad now and it’s a constant fight to resist becoming my dad. I played college basketball and now I watch it and I’m like “what are these guys doing, this isn’t basketball!” It’s a perpetual, it’s inevitable.
The quitting comedy segment at 18:00 is actually so sweet
I’m glad other people appreciate Phil as much as I do
that was so cute! i love his relationship with his Dad and he’s lucky to have him. he’s a good one, now i get why i’ve loved Shane from day one lol
6:16 "his life matters alot" is sucha clever joke haha
The “Naked Guys Ass” has me in tears, almost threw up from laughing so hard 🤣🤮💀🤣
Bruh, with a set of clips this long you got to put a time stamp. It's simple youTube etiquette, when you lure us in with a sweet tidbit
The story of mom falling and getting knocked out and then seeing her broken hand has me crying laughing oh man how did I never hear that
Told it on Rogan lol
@@cameronsnyder1246he told it on RAP years ago
Shane carrying on the proud Bam Margera tradition of terrorizing a Phil.
Viva La Shane
Phil is the man 😂 I love these compilations
Love that he stays at his parent’s house when he’s in town. He could easily stay at a hotel but a hotel doesn’t create good stories
“Montrez…….his life matters alot.” 😂😂
The image of Phil running like the cop out of cloudy with a chance of meatballs is the most hilarious thing
Thank you for your work, NSG…you’re documenting the words of a great man.
The impulsive punch threat is my favorite bit of physical comedy he does
If Shane doesn’t make a sitcom based off his dad and his dynamic someday I’ll be shocked.
Shane and Phil are basically the real life Hank and Bobby Hill
Yeah this is a good comparison haha
“Shhhane… if you WHeren’t my son… I’d hug you”- pHill Gillis
Its cute to think of Shane as the baby of the Gillis family, the giant Downs potato faced baby.
Yoooo mad props to Shane for being raised a certain way but finding his own way in what he believes is right. Props to his parents too for raising him to be his own man.
All our good dads ARE Phil Gillis 🤣
Didn't expect to enjoy this so much! Shane and his dad seem to have a special relationship. You can see how much his dad means to him.
the love is in the air between these two. lmao. i'm lowkey jealous.
Absolutely love how every comedian always has a comedic genius parent who is never even trying to be funny
Shane can’t ever leave his parents house. His dad is comedy gold
This is one of the funniest compilations I’ve ever seen, thanks man
Shane jokes like it’s 1995! I’m all in for it.
this
If your cats in a fight, you have to jump in. Longstanding Gillis tradition
How much gilly loves his dad is the best thing in the world
Any of the dawgz that could write out timestamps for the different clips, will have a permanent residence in the NSG HOF
You're the goat for making this.
1:00 Shane's talking about his dad
43:00 Shane's still talking about his dad
You're welcome
I only can offer you Old Testament wisdom.
EP 160 - 50:00-1:02:00 - talking about farting and cumming at the same time
EP 107 -
~15:00 - talking about asian dudes, the famous Tokyo Partners and "black people like to talk on bluetooths"
~18:30 - Matt - "If you have a revolver and some bulletproof glass, you can come up in the hood as an asian"
~57:30 - Matt - "This dragon's only weak spot is it's butthole"
EP 157 -
~9:30 - Matt - "I've been fantasizing about shitting myself as soon as the gun for a marathon goes off"
This video about two guys bullying each other is the sweetest thing I've seen in a long time man
Im convinced its not Shane Gilliss dad but Shane himself from the future coming out of some freak electrical storm at the Smithsonian.
I truly don’t understand how anyone (who isn’t a social justice warrior) can hate this guy. Easily the most relatable, funniest young comedian we’ve had in a long time
My dad was my best friend. Seeing someone who I've followed for years who has now become "famous" wax poetic about having an awesome dad is so sick
Lol the bit about his dad coming through the yards after him after told his dad “no,” legit put me on the ground, laughing. I’ve been there after my dad decided to try spanking me when I was like 15. I was like “pfff, no way.” Such a bad idea 😂. I was chased through the house until I ran out into the snow. He was relentless
lol yeah I called my dad an old fart and laughed to his face and he dragged me inside and spanked the shit outta me. I was like 15 hadn't been spanked in years. He was normally chill drunk but not that time hoo boi
I had a similar incident where I ran around the tire swing and kept pushing it at him, trying to get away😂😂 I think it was the first time I ever swore at him
Shanes stories of his family remind me of F is for family but 90's version
How amazing must Phil be to produce this human being. Iv got a feeling Phil is gold just waiting to be dug.
This is awesome I lost my dad 2 years ago He was my best friend the funniest man on earth I loves hearing stories like this to remind me so much of how he was those father role models for us young men or grown men or so important especially the funny ones that have the sense of humor All his reactions to his son picking on him or the exact ones I got when I would pick on my dad in a loving way thank you for putting this video out made my day
The face Shane makes impersonating Phil at 7:50😂
bro i cried at shane calling his mom a cat for 5 minutes bruh
“shaaaaane” …. “shaaaaaaane”
sounds like Shane is still the teenage son, hilarious. And his Dad is a trip, he's always messing with his poor Dad
this was like a time machine. both because it took me back to having a dad and because 46 minutes just flew by.
I saw your first special here on youtube and my family got hooked to watching your comedy. Keep up the great work dude.
Phil Gillis is a national treasure.. he needs to be protected at all costs.
The only thing that makes Matt laugh harder than Shane’s Asian accent, is Shane’s Phil stories lmao
Shane doing the phil impressions and pantomimes is top tier comedy
Please do a Shane talks history comp. I still think he needs to do a Shane’s drunk history podcast
notice how shane will glance directly in the camera every once and a while when he talks about phil? He knows the old bull is watching.