CaptainSparklez is sick of Technoblade...
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- in today's episode we can see a nerdy pig bully a short king
(I though of this edit when I was watching tecnho's stream and ye)
no I have got nothing better to do with my life
What's even funnier is Jordan's texture pack gives all the pigs crowns xD
Really lol
@@Ashfer2 yup
Everywhere I go.. I see his face.
@@cin3123 I'm not sure if that was meant to be a marvel reference but all I saw when I read that was peter parker looking at a graffiti of tony LOL
Jay Tea ;(
We need a techno and jordan team one of these days
im geting mcm carson flashbacks
I'd be actually more hyped for this than I was for the Dream & Techno team.
@@tesscrelli783 honestly I feel like their dynamic would be great and Jordan deserves to be in a position to really win a tourney
All he care about be clout lol
Who's "Jordan"? I only know Jardon
jordan: *is on the verge of crying*
this guy: JORDAN IS POGGING? 😳
😳he do be kinda POG tho😳
@@_KroW_ 😳😳
😳😳
whats the name of that song during the Jordan is pogging? part?
@@ItsMeRaven just searh for "earthbound guardian"
Technoblade: exists
Jordan : my dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined
The ''nobody'' doesn't work here. Instead, it should have been> ''Technoblade: *exists*''
i
hate
this
dead
meme
@@randomstormtrooper3345 alr
@@dotei6617 which one
@@jvigel2101 I wonder which meme definitely not the meme the guy is replying to 🤔
I fear no man..
But that thing..
"A pig wearing a crown"
It scares me.
Fallen Kingdom
Plot Twist: Techno steal the crown
his texture pack is to cope with his crippling and extreme perturbation in coherent fear of swine with crowns
No I aint- I aint talkin' about that freak alright? Hes not here is he? How do I get this freaking thing off?!
I was hoping that someone would make a video like this because in every tournament techno and captain sparkles are in Techno would always kill him or do something to him and it is so funny
I remember when captain killed techno in mcm a he was so happy, and then techno's partner killed him. It was tragic
I ALWAYS WATCH TECHNOS STREAMS THAN ALL THE OTHER PERSPECTIVES AFTER AND HES ALWAYS JUST SO GENUINELY UPSET I FEEL SO BAD
same, i feel so bad for him
man needs a hug
The real question is why does techno always manage to find sparkles
When he eliminates all the other players. Its kinda hard not to find him
Hax
I bet captain sparklez kills every pig he sees in survival mode as a revenge
And that's the closets he'll ever get to actually killing techno.
His texture pack gives every pig a crown apparently so maybe he does
Revenge ha
Same
Captain sparklez when he sees a pig: RODA ROLLA DA
Omg this is beautiful
(Btw I edited this comment because to be fair I was judging a book based on its cover and i fully retake what I said)
dream's right?
Lmaoo agreed, I love dream and the fandom but sometimes they too much
thank you!
@@VixoL000 yaaar cannot repost content burn in hell
- dream fans 2020
@@Killerbee4712 I wouldn't say that, a lot of them repost content in a compilation format, it's just that when it comes to defending dream, they go crazy, and their attacks are brutal haha.
“Where?”
“We are bullying the short man. Join”
Can't wait for this to get reccomended to them.
“idk what to put here” 1:49
Inserts a pic of Marge *breaking her back* *while staring deeply into your eyes*
As a sub to both Jordan and techno, I feel bad for Jordan. Despite being the oldest youtuber (in terms of how long his channel has been mainstream) he just can’t compete in these events when techno is around. Half the time, I strat watching Jordan’s streams then switch to techno half way through cause Jordan gets railed.
It never feels good when younger competition comes and you feel even older and more powerless then before
Not to be that guy but it's just Minecraft.
jordan and techno should maybe team?
@ItsWry the guy is almost in his 30s and you expect him to catch up to the likes of techno and dream
@@cuddlecakes7153 not really Jordan is better than 90% of great minecraft players easily, the only problem is technoblade had ascended said list.
This is actually really nicely edited, am subscribed
I appreciate your recognition
"Am I a bad person"
-the man who cyberbullied a squid for one year over potatoes
It was really funny.
Rest in piece Techno. You helped bring Minecraft together, and gave everyone something to watch as you single handedly eliminated players left right and center. Techno might be dead on the earth, but his legacy will forever live on. #TechnoNeverDies
They need Techno, Captain, Tommy, and Wilbur on a team
I can't tell if that would be pure chaos, or the funniest team to exist
Jordan would panic over his monetization status the whole time while all of them vehemently curse in the background
Captain is gonna have nightmares after this😂😂😂
Lol your profile picture and name though
This is in my recommended which means you're doing great
I mean I personally think Techno with Jordan in the same MCC team would be great. Just look at the time when they hung out together (ofc with much more people) during the time when Minecraft Monday went jacked and played in Hypixel.
my man jordan keeps getting second/third place in mcc, I need him and techno on the same team (if they lose captain is truly cursed)
This is late but I have a theory,
CaptainSparklez made the music video revenge it was about creepers trying to steal the players stuff. Creepers were originally pigs right, right so basically I believe Jordan predicted the future that some form of a pig would come steal something from the player which in this case would be Jordan himself. Techno is the creeper in Revenge, Jordan is the player. There's only one thing Techno would steal from him, his clout. But the player wins in the video so that means one of these days Jordan's team is gonna defend their clout and beat techno's team. So basically Revenge was a song about mcc and how techno(A pig/Creeper's origin) will steal people's clout over night and come back every night until he's stopped, which he did in mcm. And like how the creeper aw man meme started near the middle of mcm, it was a warning they should've listened to Jordan's warning
Techno? Aw man
To be fair who wouldn't get mad if you get 3rd or 2nd Everytime because of a pig
I find it hilarious how captain's team always seem to get 3rd bcus of techno's team
@@leonardpanergo7066 also 2nd in mcm lol
I just wanna see techno and calvin on mc championship
You got your wish!!!
:D
Ur lucky day
They still lost. RIP
@@Nazerous Tbf they did have 2 first time mcc players on their team who also had no idea how to play some of the games lol
It’s like he’s being haunted
Bruh if you have been hunting by a pig I don't know what to tell you
Everyone will be depressed if they see techno in a pvp matchup
Entertainment
I just feel like their just not confident and pussy out, and just die
@@JustJason64 pretty much, if you run from a PvP fight you're guaranteed to die. It's why Dream is so good, he always plays like he is going to win the PvP encounter and 9 times out of 10 he does. If you go in with the mindset of losing, you will lose.
@@JamesV1 dream is like slightly above average... play pvp.legacy for a few matches and you'll see some people that are actually good at 1.9+, as far as 1.8 goes, I feel like any half decent hcf player would rail dream easily
Hits different
I mean if I was constantly getting reminded that someone is a lot better than me in a game I’ve been playing daily for the last 10 years, I’d be upset too.
This video is so sad and funny at the same time. I just can't stop replaying it. H E L P
As a CaptainSparklez fan since childhood, this is absolutely hilarious. I watch his perspectives in Minecraft events just to see his depressed reactions to Dream and Techno, as well as Skeppy during MCM times. Makes me feel powerful in the modern age of Minecraft RUclipsrs.
The plot of Cars 3
Blood for the blood god
Tsk, tsk, tsk...
Should've capitalized it.
BATTLE BROTHERS!!! I SMELL HERESY!!!Https://ruclips.net/video/7IMuLiNWyHg/видео.html
0:56 wait wait wait
Jordan just said "die"?
Damn, that hit me hard, that makes me happy
He said "im gonna die"
Doesn't he only say "Unalive", Rip monitization
Aether unalive and demonetized are his go to’s
Pigstepin is techno's theme song now, i can't belive ive never seen it before
Someone upload this on the ccaptainsparklez subreddit
I did but it got removed for "self promotion" even though there's literally nothing about me int that
@@Jumpsuiter luckily the comment is still on the meme thread so we can still get here :D
This video didn’t age well 😭 RIP Techno
technoblade never dies
Someone needs to give this man a hug
I don’t think anybody searched this clip, it just popped in our recommendations
Yeah I thought it was gonna be some random RUclipsr using clickbait arrows, and talking about popular RUclipsrs for clout, and IF YOU DONT SUBSCRIBE IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS *SPIDER WILL APPEAR ON YOUR BED 😂😂*
But nope. We got a nicely editied compilation of techno bullying Captain Sparkles.
I love sparkles dry self deprecating humor tbh. He was a perfect target for techno
Someone made it. I am so happy
this video is literally following me around in my reccs-
it's workinggggg
Rest In Peace Technoblade
If Smajor can pair Dream and Techno, surely he can pair Captain Sparkles and Techno in the next MCC
That was surprisingly good editing
LMAOOOOO IM LITERALLY DYING my face is so red from laugher and embarrassment
This Outro give the vibes of SADist Dream vs Technoblade Animation
Petition to get technoblade and Jordan to team in minecraft championships
There are a couple compilations of techno killing Jordan, but this is one if by far my favorite. The editing is fkin perfect
I genuinely feel bad for Spooklez man, like I used to watch the dude like 3-4 years ago same goes to the others like Mitch and Jerome which are my childhood heroes.
Normally I don't like when other people compile others' content but this was really well edited. Keep up the good content!
they should have techno and sparklez be on the same team for mcc
He just dies when he sees Techno
Ah thats why i feel somewhat like i like the editing
You're the one that made the Epic compilation
*Epic*
we really need a jordan techno team in the future
This is a encrypted message
Captain sparkles is sick of technoblade
Technoblade is sick of cancer
He told us one year ago but now we understand. Rest In Peace technoblade
CaptainSparklez is NOT sick of Technoblade. He loved him
pigstep for the bois
I WAS SEARCHING FOR A VIDEO LIKE THIS WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT IT
Props to you for actually editing the video and not just yoinking the content. Good job : )
nice edits man
Glad you enjoyed!
this is a great edit, love it :D
A techno+sparklez team would be legendary
This video needs more views. High quality stuff man!
Enjoying the pigstep :>
the editing is this is god tier
this was a great edit lmao, you're good
Jordan:*look at techno
Also jordan:Welp our life is ruin it time to die
It was in my recommended, gj man the Alg likes u
that is almost as hard as to get them to see this, hooray
WERE BULLYING THE SHORT MAN
Depression guy understand depression guy.
I love the edits man nice work
Woah, i remember seeing you posting this in the comments of a r/CaptainSparkez post!
this was amazing
One night Jordan is gonna be like: “Its time to go. GET YOUR REVEEENGE”
Bro your editing is so good
I wish techno could hire you
ngl that would be cool
@@Jumpsuiter sadness
Great editing
this is actually a really good channel im not gunna lie im surprised you put a lot of effort into this and i am proud of you. o7
to me it seems more like hes just really focused everytime he sees technoblade, like he has to have full concentration
If captain sparkles is sick of techno then I am sick of him
we not gonna talk about the Celeste music at the end?
ok
LMAO THAT TURN AROUND GOT MEE
Good stuff man! I really enjoyed that
We need CaptainSparklez and Technoblade on a team for MCC 10.
mmm that pigstep tho at the end 👌
what are these edits they’re amazing
Jordan do be Pogging
Can somebody tell me the soundtrack at "Jordan is pogging" please.
Here at 1:13
Sanctuary Guardian from the game Earthbound
This was actually amaing
HIGH QUALITY EDITING LMAO
Jardon be pogging tho
I fucking love this video.
Epic edit, laughing hard
Love this.
Ok, I love this video alot. You actually put a good work with this, not just put a bunch of clip and call it a day
CaptainSparklez: (sees technoblade)
Also CaptainSparklez: My disappointment is,
immeasurable and my day is ruined.
great video for someone with your amount of subscribers, underrated.
I'm not saying 690 isn't a lot though, think about it, that is 690 people with their own lives like you and me
thank you! whenever I make a video I have this mindset of "if someone clicks on a video they are looking for a good time" so I work my best to make this possible - regardless if somebody will watch it or not :)
I remember this from last MCC and it was hilarious...
I was so thrown off by Jordan pogging oml
They should team together in an MCC!
Wow!
You put a lot of effort this 2 min video.