HONEST REVIEW: Squier Classic Vibe '60s Jazzmaster -- One Year Later

I've had the internet's favorite guitar for a year now. It kind of sucks. Here's my long and detailed review.
Believe it or not, there are additional problems with the guitar that I didn't even mention. Check out my follow-up video for details: • Squier Classic Vibe '6...
Guitar: Squier Classic Vibe '60s Jazzmaster in Sonic Blue (purchased new in April 2019)
Amp: Fender Champion 20
Strings: D'Addario 0.012-0.052 Half Rounds
Picks: Dunlop thumbpicks (size L)
Camera and microphone: cell phone