@@Unhingedbraceface yeah. But don't blame the female characters in the Naruto series. I blame Kishimoto for bad writing and horrible interpretation and unrelatable with the female characters and side characters.
Remember when Sakura said that Naruto is annoying and laughed at him for being an orphan. And Sasuke tells her she doesn’t understand the pain and she is annoying (Sasuke the homie/Bro sticking out for Naruto, ✊ Respect)
Yeah I remember. The episode was called "Sakura and Sasuke. Friend or foe." It was at that moment I hated Sakura and I never really liked her from the beginning. Because he made fun of Naruto for being a orphan. In front of Sasuke of all people who actually understands what Naruto is feeling compared to stupid simp like Sakura😒. WTF was Kishimoto thinking creating a pink hair bitch that is super useless as a Genin and then turns her into a Tsunade 2.0 with a dumbass mindset and toxic personality😒. Maybe this is how he feels towards his own wife or he is just really terrible at writing female characters
Sakura: Destroys her house over Sarada questioning her which causes Sarada to run away from Konoha in search for Sasuke and answers. Naruto: *sigh* Here we go again...
@Kirbyex7 another dimesion? i was across the multiverse in another timeline and within a seal box with 7 heaven seal that god cant break though and i heard that a broke out due to the amount of bs it generated
@@crusade8968 I think he felt guilty about everything and didn't really know what to say to a fully grown Sasuke, with a rinnegan sticking out of his head.
@@DXDragon38 yea when he got asked his inspiration for Sakura in a sps and he said my beautiful wife but I was like yikes I use to be like damn I really hate sakura but now I'm huh I kinda feel bad for his wife
@@DXDragon38 he said he pulled multiple traits from his wife making all his female characters but sakura was the mostly all around his significant other which you when you think about it like dang that's your wife are you good kishimoto are you being bullied at home
That was actually debunked quite easily A jinchuriki can't be healed when their tail beast is extracted They stay alive for a few mins or so and die They survive if they are given another tail beast or the jutsu chiyo used to save gaara
@@kingnamor777 and she have the audacity to say I caught up to them bitch you are the second weakest the only person you stronger than is kursina sorry if I didn't spell her name right but bro she almost choked the dub she almost ended the world
4:53 when people say that, I honestly have to question if they saw the show or not. She doesn’t have a deep backstory with him or anything, she just likes him because she thinks he looks hot. I guarantee you if he looked like Lee, she would not care for him the same way
The funny thing is Naruto is the fastest character in the series without teleporting and the flash step and imagine if he had the flying thunder god technique
Well it wouldn’t be useful because you have to use a seal for it to work so it not just teleporting so it would be more useful to just use his kurama link mode speed
@@RandomPerson-gf6gd yes thank you I was having a brain fart while typing that and yes I do think Naruto is the fastest character without the use of teleportation and other means
7:36 Sakura: oh my god naruto you are so weak no wonder I had to come save you and sasuke from shin Naruto: WHAT Sasuke: bitch I was across the village and heard that bullshit what Me: I was in another universe and heard that bullshit
Remember when Sakura said she would stop being useless and then immediately acted like a literal Dog in a fight and then continued being completely useless for over 150 Episodes (till early Shippuden which is her first useful moment)
I can assure you danzo knows all of the most powerful an unforgiving seals even probably the ones that have been banded and outlawed danzo wouldn't care he's the kind of wretch who would do anything to get ahead
Sakura ability: healing, super strength as long as she has chakra Naruto ability: almost infinite clones, various sizes rasengan, rasenshuriken (which pretty much kill anyone that it hits if they don't have a rinnegan), sage chakra which enhance reflexes and super strength (that's only what is 100% his) (Also sage chakra +naruto= actual infinite clone) Y'all know that naruto》》》》》Sakura
And on that note danzo didn't do anything he was content with the village being destroyed and his mind after everything was said and done and the weaklings weeded out he would rebuild the village stronger than ever and under his rule
"The strongest weapon in your arsenal is my name"🤣
Lmao
I mean he not lying...
@@theylovetaaj1624 he never lying
Summoning jutsu: NARUTO
That's facts.
I love how naruto and sasuke refers to each other as my fellow orphan
LMAO
Lol
WTF
@@borutouzumaki9257 what’s up
@@beruktsehaye1018 uhh-
"You know what happens when you walk in here stop ruining your own day"
That's some top tier comedy right there
Every toxic woman summed up inna nutshell
Lol
@@Unhingedbraceface yeah. But don't blame the female characters in the Naruto series. I blame Kishimoto for bad writing and horrible interpretation and unrelatable with the female characters and side characters.
@@kingnamor777 I mean yeah but I hate her too much to not dunk on her
“Why did my 12 year old protege and wife throw hands with Pain before you did”
Me completely forgetting Konohamaru took out a Pain
True
True af
I dont hate sakura but when a 12 year old child is more ready to almost catch a body than you imma have to disrespect your @ss
I like to imagine Konohamaru was petty asf after
Sakura healing folks and Hinata was being stupid. She is weaker than Sakura.
Remember when Sakura said that Naruto is annoying and laughed at him for being an orphan. And Sasuke tells her she doesn’t understand the pain and she is annoying (Sasuke the homie/Bro sticking out for Naruto, ✊ Respect)
You right
Yes, refuckingspect
Yeah I remember. The episode was called "Sakura and Sasuke. Friend or foe." It was at that moment I hated Sakura and I never really liked her from the beginning. Because he made fun of Naruto for being a orphan. In front of Sasuke of all people who actually understands what Naruto is feeling compared to stupid simp like Sakura😒.
WTF was Kishimoto thinking creating a pink hair bitch that is super useless as a Genin and then turns her into a Tsunade 2.0 with a dumbass mindset and toxic personality😒. Maybe this is how he feels towards his own wife or he is just really terrible at writing female characters
My g
She said that to sasuke the man who’s clan has been wiped.
“The only reason you don’t classify with Tenten is because you dropped that one body on Sasori” LMAO that shit got me weak
Straight facts lol
Funny enough Sakura can't have credit for that either since Sasori intentionally killed himself
Then again you really can't give that win either she only won because of Lady chiho and sasori pretty much let her win.
i feel its accurate
Exactly
Sakura: Destroys her house over Sarada questioning her which causes Sarada to run away from Konoha in search for Sasuke and answers.
Naruto: *sigh* Here we go again...
Lets go look for orochimaru now
**"I was across the village and heard that bull shit"**
you can hear that across the nation and you can hear that shit all the kage can hear that and they are having a meeting rn
@Kirbyex7 another dimesion? i was across the multiverse in another timeline and within a seal box with 7 heaven seal that god cant break though and i heard that a broke out due to the amount of bs it generated
I wasn't even watching this and heard that bull---t
I didn't even exist and I heard that
@@huylam2211 😂😂😂😂
Lord 3rd: Sasuke
Sasuke: *nods*
Lord 3rd: Nice.
Kills me every time
I don't get it can someone tell me what that means?
@@crusade8968 I think he felt guilty about everything and didn't really know what to say to a fully grown Sasuke, with a rinnegan sticking out of his head.
@@0_iAlmighty_0 yea I thought the same
Idk why but the bleeps made it more funny just gave a line full of bleeps
Was about to comment the same thing.
@@NicoBlack69 😂
Did you not see his last video
@@AzzyHere I did he was censoring cuss words I’m just saying
If your wondering why he put bleeps cough RUclips as usual
Naruto "Me, Shikamaru, the swing and Sasuke is family" 😂😂😂 THE SWING!
When you realize that kishimoto modeled sakura after his wife
oooh that's gotta hurt
Damn
Oof.
I feel so bad for Kishimoto.
@@DXDragon38 yea when he got asked his inspiration for Sakura in a sps and he said my beautiful wife but I was like yikes I use to be like damn I really hate sakura but now I'm huh I kinda feel bad for his wife
@@speedblitzz77 true, imagine that being her legacy.
I'd have said my wife was the inspiration for Hinata instead lol
@@DXDragon38 he said he pulled multiple traits from his wife making all his female characters but sakura was the mostly all around his significant other which you when you think about it like dang that's your wife are you good kishimoto are you being bullied at home
''the strongest weapon in your arsenal is my name'' facts
Sakura: Thinks she saved Naruto.
Reality: Plot saved Naruto.
He didnt need to be saved 😳. He barely tried...Neither did sasuke.
That was actually debunked quite easily
A jinchuriki can't be healed when their tail beast is extracted
They stay alive for a few mins or so and die
They survive if they are given another tail beast or the jutsu chiyo used to save gaara
@@Chris-zl3np where this was stated? just asking for future Sakura is usefuk arguments...
@@aronnemcsik It's litterly shown in the show
@@devanplays3509 sorry I meant in the Manga. What chapter is this state?
Let's be real, TenTen would have stabbed the shit out of Obito's eye. She'd have been like "Say less"
On god, there would of been no question, the instant obito said stab me in the eye, ten ten would of thrown multiple kunai
@@kcreations6916 She would have used a sacred weapon just to take that eye out LOL
Yea her aim sheeeesh
Ten ten deserves so much better then what she got unlike Sakura she not useless just underused
@@randomanimenigga4771 yup
"My fellow orphan" is the best line this man has ever made LMAO
Sakura is that one free loader in the project that gets mad when they dont get credit.🙄
“Ive finally done as much work as them” lol
"Sasuke can teleport and i have light speed"
Sasuke is limited on teleportation but he can still do it two different ways.
Not only that he can fly with his Susano'o
Sasuke can just casually jump through dimensions
@@ThaGuyXaii yup,he is beyond broken
@Jordan Vance WHYYYY 😭
@@hardlee7073 spoilers for the manga
Sakura "That's bad parenting"
Naruto "i will violate you with a road flare"
*dying laughter*
9
So funny
I'm stealing that comeback-
Sakura: I'm done being useless, I'm going to be the one who finally protects someone!
12 seconds later...
She’s does not do that but instead “ hi Saske how you doing”
if sakura was useless then naruto wouldn't be a funny anime anymore
Sasori chose death, chiyo stated that he could've kept going
At least she didnt bitch out like with obito
yup
"Madara won hands down i dont even know why you brought me back, but the most strongest thing in your arsenal is me now get out of here"
Naruto has a right idea when he became Hokage
HE WROTE ALL THAT SHIT
7:15 "the strongest weapon in your arsenal is my name"
You didn't have to do have like that🤣🤣
Yes she did. Because it's so true. She was calling Naruto name when Pain
was throwing those hands and almighty push on everyone in the village.
@@kingnamor777 i hate that she did nothing there like there are way to many medical ninja but not all of them have super strength
@@yaboybomber6773 Ikr. She acting like a little girl, crying and calling for help. Its really pathetic😑.
@@kingnamor777 and she have the audacity to say I caught up to them bitch you are the second weakest the only person you stronger than is kursina sorry if I didn't spell her name right but bro she almost choked the dub she almost ended the world
It had to be said
😂😂 I still can't get over the fact that Sarada wears glasses despite being an Uchiha.
I just discovered that she wears glasses, I am baffled.
You ain't the only at first I thought she didn't get any unchiha blood or something like why use glasses
Sakura is so weak she nerfed an Uchiha's vision
The fact that Naruto and Sasuke don't address each other as "my fellow Orphan" in Boruto
Is another reason why it is clearly the GT of the franchise
I left Rock Lee whose masters 8 gate with a bottle of sake and my f***ing daughter
That faxt
the sake part is the strongest thing in the entire village
Lol that was most hilarious part.
“If they get past them, it’s bodies earned”
"I had to save you and sasuke from shin"
Naruto: im sorry what?!
Sasuke: bitch i heard that bull sh** from across the village what?!?!
This is the only man in the entire world who can make me feel sorry for Sakura
faxx
Legitimately
No me
Same. Because I don't blame Sakura. I blame Kishimoto for writing her character so badly.
@@kingnamor777 agreed
He lowkey really close to calling Sarada fucking Sriracha 💀💀💀😂
"Hello My fellow orphan"
Sup
4:53 when people say that, I honestly have to question if they saw the show or not.
She doesn’t have a deep backstory with him or anything, she just likes him because she thinks he looks hot. I guarantee you if he looked like Lee, she would not care for him the same way
EXACTLY
I’ve come to describe Sakura as one of those True Crime girlies that got her monster.
“Just so u know Sasuke could teleport and I got light speed” got me rolling 😂 😂😹😭😭
Run mf run😂😂
Sasuke: I was across the village and I heard that bullshit
Had me laughing
Imagine naruto saying all these things to sakura 😂😂😂
A would love the movie alot more
Yo Naruto woulda been rated R😂😂
@@bingoworld_4413Nah TV-MA
"I was across the village n heard that shit"😭😭😂😂😂😂
“My fello orphan”😂😂😂
Ima say that to my brother
The same sasuke that knocked you out also knocked her up
when you realize the censoring is inconsistent and you laugh even more
I like how in part 7 hes like, “you are pretty strong blah blah blah etc etc, we hate you because you are a _______________”
"STOP RUINING YOUR OWN DAY!"🤣🤦🏽♂️
My man was dissing Sakura straight for 11 min😂😂😂
Been curving her for years but she still loves him
That lord third part had me crying hiruzen bro always being brought back to spill secrets or get these hands 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
this man fr said "my fellow orphan" 🤣🤣🤣
“Fuck your hundred healing, your not surviving that shit “
I mean has a valid point
Yeah, rasenshuriken completely one shots any human no matter what healing they have
So this is why Kishimoto didn't write Boruto he didn't want to make this, thank you for looking out for us ShinobiRay
Kishimoto is writing boruto idiot
@@lawsonrobert553 when boruto started he wasn’t writing it, it wasn’t until a few months ago that he came back to write boruto
@@shahirrizvi7977 true
“Bit*c I was across the village and heard that BS what”
LMFAOOOOOOOO
"The strongest weapon in your arsenal is my name, now gtfo" 🤣🤣🤣. Facts
The funny thing is Naruto is the fastest character in the series without teleporting and the flash step and imagine if he had the flying thunder god technique
Well it wouldn’t be useful because you have to use a seal for it to work so it not just teleporting so it would be more useful to just use his kurama link mode speed
Flash step? You mean body flicker? Adn Sasuke is on pretty equal speeds with him, if not faster
@@RandomPerson-gf6gd yes thank you I was having a brain fart while typing that and yes I do think Naruto is the fastest character without the use of teleportation and other means
@@quicksquirl5797 I agree
Well naruto needs some upgrades now that they brought code. Like the wood release or flying raijin
Everything he said was true about Sakura 🤣😂😂
"Those were body's earned and you know it" FACTTTTTTS
The fact that the swing is Family😂😂😂
This is my favorite Salty series ever and the beeps are just very just perfect XD
“The strongest weapon in your arsenal is my name”
This one just hurt
The way he said ''Good ol' Useless! Perfect timing.'' :D it made me
*Choke*
7:36
Sakura: oh my god naruto you are so weak no wonder I had to come save you and sasuke from shin
Naruto: WHAT
Sasuke: bitch I was across the village and heard that bullshit what
Me: I was in another universe and heard that bullshit
i was in the past studying some ancient beasts and i heard that bull-fucking-shit-
I was in another galaxy and heard that bullshit what?!
It’s like he’s making albums of roasting 😂
“The strongest weapon in your arsenal is my name” that has to be the best thing I’ve ever heard😂😂
Remember when Sakura said she would stop being useless and then immediately acted like a literal Dog in a fight and then continued being completely useless for over 150 Episodes (till early Shippuden which is her first useful moment)
The “Lower your voice when you talk to me” is crazy
Shippuden in a nutshell 😂
DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAMmMmMmMNnNnNnNnNnN
" I always got the rent " had me dead 😂😂
Me to bro me to
“B*tch I was across the village and heard that bullsh*t”😂😂 that had be dead
"I was across the village and I heard that Bull shit"
How have I never seen the first 2 😂
The censors just made it funnier 🤣🤣
“ You said you were going to be a lot more useful and look how that how timeline turns out”
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TRUE IM DYING XD
Edit: Im so happy people feel the same way I do about Sakura.
Same
This scenario I love the old man finally had enough he decides that this is not what his parents would want their son forced to be a Mindless weapon
“My fellow orphan!”
Sauske: " i was across the village and heard that bullshit " 💀💀💀
"YOUR STRANGE HUSBAND" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The bleeps add a certain you don't deserve my words sakura vibe makes it better
"i will violate you with a road flare" is still one of the best bars up in this shit, even after the fifth or sixth rewatch
That's pretty cold I hate a man so much that you would go after his students
I can assure you danzo knows all of the most powerful an unforgiving seals even probably the ones that have been banded and outlawed danzo wouldn't care he's the kind of wretch who would do anything to get ahead
And to danzo Jiraiya started this 3 kids he taught were the leaders
The fact Sasuke ain’t roasting Naruto 😭💀
Ikr a love it soo much
“My fellow orphan”
“Let me kill all your hopes right now”
the dislikes are from people who think sakura is useful.
@Richard Ferdinand so shes useless
When he says Sasuke's last name I keep hearing Uchiha-ha idek why xD
You earned a subscriber and a bell ring in less than two minutes
Another compilation bet. So much quality of life. Love the videos man
*I feel bad for Sakura* 😿
*’s Uselessness* 😹😹
I’m subbing he keeping a humid about this anime
Spoiler alert:
Looks like Kurama won’t be able to get back at Himawari.
Damn Rest In Peace bro bro
Rest in peace he was a tru legend
Rest In Peace what a legend
Something died in Naruto fr. He can officially become emo
Pain
THIS IS SO NEEDED IN THE SHOW
“Snake, Shemale, Pedophile” I’ve never heard a more accurate description of Orochimaru
Also almost 50k broski🔥🔥
So ain't nobody gonna talk about how many more subs he deserves
“I will violate you with a road flare...” bruh
The funny part is in part 1 Naruto was minding his business and Sakura came in and started complaining😂😂
Deadass an uchiha with glasses
So useless
There is scene of a male Uchiha wearing glasses in the one of the Naruto anime episodes of the Itachi story arc.
@@kingnamor777 well he is also trash
@@kelangreene801 Yeah he is😔. I just wanted to confirm that Uchiha members wearing glasses is indeed true.
@@kingnamor777 damn bro well at least you pay attention to detail
You get a two minute head start, but Sasuke can teleport and I'm light speed.
The bleeps make it so much more funnier 🤣
Sakura ability: healing, super strength as long as she has chakra
Naruto ability: almost infinite clones, various sizes rasengan, rasenshuriken (which pretty much kill anyone that it hits if they don't have a rinnegan), sage chakra which enhance reflexes and super strength (that's only what is 100% his)
(Also sage chakra +naruto= actual infinite clone)
Y'all know that naruto》》》》》Sakura
Definitely. Sakura doesn't stand chance against Naruto. That's facts.
Monke>>>>>>>>>> sakura. Trash can>>>>>>>>>sakura. At least the can has a use
were gonna ignore that Naruto can make Truth Seeking Orbs that can disintegrate or fix anything this guy wants
Naruto: punches moon in half
Sakura: ... uhh I’ll just walk out the door
@@RandomPerson-gf6gd We all know. Sakura isn't capable breaking the moon in half, no joke.
And on that note danzo didn't do anything he was content with the village being destroyed and his mind after everything was said and done and the weaklings weeded out he would rebuild the village stronger than ever and under his rule
"I heard that shit from across the village"
"I will violate you with a road flair" 🤣🤣🤣
As far as I know when Jiraiya found out it caused him pain and the third felt sorry for his student
Noo the bleeps i loved cussing it made it 2x funnier