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  • @elainelblais3201
    @elainelblais3201 5 лет назад +174

    That anyone would interview Ivanka to discuss her 'thoughts' seems absurd to the point of fantasy.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +366

    "I don't think most Americans.. in their heart... want to be given something.'
    Says the lady who's never had to earn anything in her life.

    • @smoothoperator9901
      @smoothoperator9901 5 лет назад +11

      “projecting” 😂

    • @cheesecakefactory8772
      @cheesecakefactory8772 5 лет назад +15

      @My Thoughts to pretend she is working

    • @1pauljs
      @1pauljs 5 лет назад +2

      And whose dad was given 10s or even 100s of millions of dollars

    • @SnowDemonAkuma
      @SnowDemonAkuma 5 лет назад +1

      @My Thoughts Because capital gains tax is lower than gift tax. (By 3%, specifically.)

    • @Coldheart322
      @Coldheart322 5 лет назад

      ​@My Thoughts because it is easier to be given bribes... I mean gifts if you are in a position of power and influence in the country.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 5 лет назад +85

    I don’t remember the time that Oprah gave everybody in her audience a New Car and everybody was so upset that they gave the Cars back!

  • @leel69540
    @leel69540 5 лет назад +129

    The privileged does not know minimum wage and the struggles that goes with it.

    • @tushartaneja5289
      @tushartaneja5289 5 лет назад

      Privileged??...she is trump's daughter

    • @nelsongaskell4061
      @nelsongaskell4061 5 лет назад +1

      Tushar Taneja why the question mark? She’s incredibly wealthy and so what people make fun of her. Most people don’t even make fun of her it’s his sons that get the brunt of it

  • @pleochrome
    @pleochrome 5 лет назад +72

    Miss "I got the help to pay for my lemonade in my lemonade stand in daddy's tower" definitely knows what the common person wants in regards to a fair wage.

  • @blackwater4707
    @blackwater4707 5 лет назад +23

    I thought the Green deal was about increasing jobs, protecting the environment, making sure that water is safe to drink and stuff like that. What is the free stuff that no one wants? People still had to pay for the lead-laced water in Flint.

  • @joannelamothe1304
    @joannelamothe1304 5 лет назад +5

    Love your comedy! .... and yes the world is watching and we are laughing! Canada

  • @JohnEusebioToronto
    @JohnEusebioToronto 5 лет назад +38

    It’s hilarious when the super rich feel like they know the middle class better than the middle class does.
    You’re wealthy. That doesn’t make you a prophet.

  • @paulramos4037
    @paulramos4037 5 лет назад +16

    Ivanka Trump and her kind really need serious treatment...The Reality Check.

  • @TrollFaeces
    @TrollFaeces 5 лет назад +12

    2:15 Dude can't even find the right door 😂

  • @duncanwallace7760
    @duncanwallace7760 5 лет назад +3

    Does Ivanka think 'minimum wage' means you get paid even if you don't work?

  • @dishwashermadman
    @dishwashermadman 5 лет назад +18

    If Ivanka is not aware of working class reality in this day and age, I don't blame Marie Antoinette for not being aware of it when there was no social media.

    • @stephanies5281
      @stephanies5281 5 лет назад

      'Willful ignorance' I guess, it's the term for both cases I think 🤔😦

    • @Suite_annamite
      @Suite_annamite 5 лет назад

      *Marie-Antoinette* was *actually very aware of what people thought of her within her last 8 years* to the extent that she sought out to dress like a peasant thinking she was relating to them, but it only turned out to be condescending.

    • @dishwashermadman
      @dishwashermadman 5 лет назад

      Le Huy-Anh dressing like a peasant doesn't mean relating to them. That's like Trump hugging the national flag to show how much he "loves" America

  • @shirobu6447
    @shirobu6447 5 лет назад +16

    Everything she is or have was given to her on a sliver platter not surprised at all...

  • @irisalan3018
    @irisalan3018 5 лет назад +4

    What the F is she’s talking about???? She’s mad!!

  • @kated3165
    @kated3165 5 лет назад +9

    I actually did talk to a trump supporter extreme right winger woman who was against minimum wage! Her argument was ''no one is owed a living wage'' and she thought companies had the right to decide what pay they thought was fair, and that poverty was the result of minimum wages existing. No, I have no idea how that actually worked out in her head.
    She also never worked for a wage a day in her life of course, being a ''red pill'' woman... but yes, these people apparently do exist!

  • @scottishcookie8198
    @scottishcookie8198 5 лет назад +26

    So is no one gonna talk about how the president thinks he invented the fourth of July

  • @Barnaclebeard
    @Barnaclebeard 5 лет назад +12

    Did you hear that Trumpy "Al-lot" in, "I've spent a lot of time travelling around this country..."?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +37

    Donnie doesn't have to stop playing golf, or watching TV to continue committing crimes.
    He can commit that crime against humanity he calls existing, for instance.

  • @Marchoupi
    @Marchoupi 5 лет назад +6

    The people are starving..''Let them eat cake''

  • @971djem
    @971djem 5 лет назад +21

    Sometimes I wonder if the united states is still part of the world we live in ever since Trump was elected....

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 5 лет назад

      If I finish my orbiting gravity laser array soon, it won't be.

    • @971djem
      @971djem 5 лет назад +1

      @@GamesFromSpace You can't be that mean ! Some good people still live there ! You can't blame the 99% because of the bad 1%....

    • @Num_7790
      @Num_7790 5 лет назад

      @@971djem isn't that what trump does to minorities 🤔🤔

  • @humourlessjester3584
    @humourlessjester3584 5 лет назад +5

    Did anyone else notice that Ivanka said"a lot a time" like how her pops would? I found it very disturbing.

  • @rabahelaawar2499
    @rabahelaawar2499 5 лет назад +5

    The logic of Ivanka... whatever...

  • @vesoha
    @vesoha 5 лет назад +14

    Of course people want to work for a living. That is why there should be a decent wage no matter the job, so you are incentivised to work. The state should be a safety net for the people of the nation. If they fall the state should catch them and keep them on their feet, untill they can stand on their own. And one important tool to make sure they don't fall is to make sure they are paid decently. A worker who is constantly struggeling to make ends meet, will never be able to build up decent savings to keep them afloat when misfortune strikes.

    • @qwertyqwerty6099
      @qwertyqwerty6099 5 лет назад +3

      Oh! But..but...but that's communism! We prefer to have to seek two or three jobs to barely make ends meet. We love getting three grains of rice and lashes.. that's freedom..

  • @CopulaTV
    @CopulaTV 5 лет назад +60

    Ivanka is starting to talk like her father

    • @mikldude9376
      @mikldude9376 5 лет назад +6

      yep , she has the daddy talk down .

    • @violetdurovic2528
      @violetdurovic2528 5 лет назад +7

      Omarosa said she was just as dumb as her father.

    • @smoothoperator9901
      @smoothoperator9901 5 лет назад +2

      @ 3:50 ....... nailed it!!

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 5 лет назад +4

      She always was her daddy’s princess. People just put her on an intellectual pedestal for some reason.

    • @star_light_kid
      @star_light_kid 5 лет назад +2

      Copula TV I guess the apple didn’t fall far

  • @Violinist265
    @Violinist265 5 лет назад +4

    Why do I feel sorry for Michel Cohen!!!!!

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess 5 лет назад +8

    *Interviewer:* What do you say about the New Green Deal that aims to provide people with more jobs.
    *Ivanka:* I don’t think people want that. People want to work for what they get.
    *Interviewer (in his head):* That’s what more jobs means, you pampered air head.

  • @georgemccartney8906
    @georgemccartney8906 5 лет назад +5

    You know, Ivanka, what if, say, we lived in a world where the air is so filthy and so difficult to maintain, that it actually starts costing you to breath it. And every single day you have to work to not only sustain enough to afford food, water, heating, housing, insurance but also so that you can continue breathing. Does that sound like an ideal and healthy world to live in because you have to work to continue being able to perform a fundamental task of staying alive that your body does all the time without you even noticing?
    Now obviously the green new deal isn't on quite the same level of extremity as that, but it offers a way to help save the planet, and by extension, the human race. I don't care how many people you've met who said they'd rather work for their livings. Even if you somehow met every person on the planet and they all said that like some sort of hive-mind, there are some things that you just have to take, regardless of price or not.
    I do however respect how you acknowledge how people wish to earn their fruits so that they feel all the more rewarding. Zeal is after all a very nice asset towards a working society. But the green new deal shouldn't be about pride or feeling accomplished, it should be about efficiency and making sure that in the future we have an actual planet to live on.
    Plus won't the green new deal require work anyway?

  • @samanthagaulin1921
    @samanthagaulin1921 5 лет назад +2

    Love that the basketball mascot was The Raptor!

  • @wannabgenzer
    @wannabgenzer 5 лет назад +3

    Ivanka thinks she’s saying something smart

  • @JL-gq6tu
    @JL-gq6tu 5 лет назад

    This opening had me in tears 😂

  • @rderoche7937
    @rderoche7937 5 лет назад +5

    Actually the reason for the use of train is tradition.

  • @wootar16
    @wootar16 5 лет назад

    Fun fact about Costco samples - they're not "one free sample" and in fact you're allowed to take as many as you'd like

  • @esmeraldaclaros2824
    @esmeraldaclaros2824 5 лет назад +3

    "So brave" xD

  • @michaelcampbell2390
    @michaelcampbell2390 5 лет назад

    can't believe i am here binge watching the news. trevor noah is the only analyst i can watch.

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 5 лет назад

    No one knows a conman better than another conman - that's why businessmen always greet each other so warmly.

  • @lolaatearteen
    @lolaatearteen 5 лет назад

    "Are you shitting me?" 😂😂😂

  • @ashenmichael5420
    @ashenmichael5420 5 лет назад +8

    They have ability to nuke American soil, but can't afford to fly across China...Interesting :p

    • @callumdias8418
      @callumdias8418 5 лет назад

      Kim Jong Un is paranoid about flying so takes train everywhere he can

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 5 лет назад

      @@callumdias8418 Personally, I'd be more paranoid about a train ride because unlike flying, the travel path is predictable.
      Who knows, maybe that train can transform into a tank, or something.

  • @FortressFortification
    @FortressFortification 5 лет назад +1

    I was kinda unsure about this guy but knowing that he was Trump´s lawyer makes him very credible and reliable

  • @kkitsee
    @kkitsee 5 лет назад +2

    I heard a rumour that Kim has a fear for flight...

  • @cerboris521
    @cerboris521 5 лет назад

    How amazing is it that Ivanka think that getting paid a decent wage for your job is getting free stuff and people would rather work for less money. and she was supposed to be the check on trumps craziness.

  • @andrewndify
    @andrewndify 5 лет назад +1

    I like how he talks about the t shirt cannon at games then shows the only non American mascot

  • @blhtml
    @blhtml 5 лет назад

    Trevor Noah you are the best

  • @pavement422
    @pavement422 5 лет назад +1

    Still bored of winning? 😂😂😂

  • @fjellfinn4618
    @fjellfinn4618 5 лет назад

    Ah there it is, the weekly "we got trump now" video

  • @ACKMINDSEYE
    @ACKMINDSEYE 5 лет назад

    When is the Trump Circus leaving town? There can’t possibly be that many clowns in the car!!

  • @prateekreddy8767
    @prateekreddy8767 5 лет назад +1

    You the best 🤩🤩

  • @mandf8554
    @mandf8554 5 лет назад +2

    What about trump never worked a day In his life

  • @randompeace0
    @randompeace0 5 лет назад

    I don't care about the daughter or the father but i have a story.
    Once i saw in Paris a man looking in the garbage can for food in front of McDonnald, a woman sitting there gave him a wrapped burger but he refused to take it and told her to get lost, while he continued to take half eaten hamburgers from the trash. weird!!

  • @haris000000
    @haris000000 5 лет назад

    Ivanka should have said: people should look beyond the promise of a guaranteed job and a highier minimum wage and look at the consequences of such promises. Highier minimums would cause prices to go up and wouldnt help the working famillies much, its just a political gimmick before the presidential elections.

  • @anthonyyan338
    @anthonyyan338 5 лет назад

    Not quite “let them eat cake”, but pretty close

  • @paulhoskin3286
    @paulhoskin3286 5 лет назад

    If trump was a door mat saying welcome would you wipe your feet on it

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +12

    I'm surprised Kim has a car in good enough condition to outpace a half starved peasant jogging along side it.

    • @mikeblatzheim2797
      @mikeblatzheim2797 5 лет назад +6

      I'm more surprised that that car is a stretched Mercedes. Not only do I wonder why he didn't get a Chinese limousine, I can't imagine who in the world arranged that sale

    • @chrisrock219
      @chrisrock219 5 лет назад +1

      His security detail is not starving

  • @camille8010
    @camille8010 5 лет назад

    unfortunately, stupidity has no cure...

  • @wrathgoodwin4896
    @wrathgoodwin4896 5 лет назад +2

    Is this girl serious hon the best things in life are free we love free free free

  • @seemabains4812
    @seemabains4812 5 лет назад

    funny that's actually a canadian (toronto raptor) basketball game that he shows when he's talking about how much Americans love free tshirts. just saying...

  • @Iqbal_sibia
    @Iqbal_sibia 5 лет назад

    Is it daily or deadly show ?
    😁😁😁😁

  • @lucolyx
    @lucolyx 5 лет назад +1

    People love free stuff!!!!
    Simple.
    🤔
    😂😂😂

  • @simi873
    @simi873 5 лет назад +1

    She says alot like her father

  • @dmadden5808
    @dmadden5808 5 лет назад +1

    Trump now in Vietnam, what a disgrace

  • @LeelooMinai
    @LeelooMinai 5 лет назад +1

    She reminds me one of those human-like robots/androids Japanese are so much into - the earlier versions of them at least.

  • @TheAgukala
    @TheAgukala 5 лет назад

    Ivanka Trump. What in the actual fk?!

  • @taraphilippe1355
    @taraphilippe1355 5 лет назад

    Speak Ivanka Speak!

  • @violetdurovic2528
    @violetdurovic2528 5 лет назад +1

    well every sane normal person wants free stuff. Even if it comes from others, nobody cares.

  • @wrathgoodwin4896
    @wrathgoodwin4896 5 лет назад +1

    I don't think it's a bad idea those guys are train to run

  • @captainjack3166
    @captainjack3166 5 лет назад

    Has he not seen the Kennedy assassination video. There were body guards running alongside the car

  • @G11713
    @G11713 5 лет назад

    Wow. Didn't know Ivanka Trump is anti-Christmas, anti-Birthday, anti-Valentines, anti-Wealthy Parents, anti- Bat Mitzvah, anti-Office Coffee...? Lol. Silly.

  • @aariyanarashed4705
    @aariyanarashed4705 5 лет назад

    When your trust in natural selection just vanishes...how did the Trumps survive when the rest of the ancient hominids were wiped out?

  • @gungan5822
    @gungan5822 5 лет назад

    Dem Costco samples!

  • @DavidNightingale001
    @DavidNightingale001 5 лет назад

    Trevor, you are sitting in the seat given to you by Jon Stewart. Think about your target audience: throw a grenade?; he looks like a train? Please give us some depth.

  • @spunz83ify
    @spunz83ify 5 лет назад

    Noah being sarcastic abt how everyone already knows is a bit off the mark. Everyone knows tht abt trump that may be true. But this is Cohen saying it and admitting it in Capitol Hill. Whether we know about it already doesn't matter. One of his cronies going up to capitol hill and testifying makes a huge difference. The people at capitol hill cannot make decisions based on what they see on your show or any other shows for that matter. They need someone of significance in the flesh to come and testify. It's a little thing called DUE PROCESS, look it up.

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru8507 5 лет назад

    lololol@Ivankaaaa amg

  • @DannyHeywood
    @DannyHeywood 5 лет назад

    I think Cohen should be put in a safe room in the middle of nowhere. Underground preferably.
    No one will dare assassinate him publically but he will be suddenly ill.

  • @kumokundomo9705
    @kumokundomo9705 5 лет назад

    Hmmmmm. Idk. She could have worded things differently than how she said it. Either way you deserve the president. He's a reflection of the times, so do something if you want to see change.

  • @debbie541
    @debbie541 5 лет назад

    the trumps do not seem to understand the difference between minimum wage at a job and UBI or the difference between tariff and tax

  • @Kai_Sau
    @Kai_Sau 5 лет назад

    Two days train ride. Kim Jong Un must be inspired by Greta Thunberg

  • @MsBhappy
    @MsBhappy 5 лет назад

    wooo Toronto Raptors

  • @ijycam6169
    @ijycam6169 5 лет назад

    Is she serious right now?

  • @kfox4439
    @kfox4439 5 лет назад

    This guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @madonnadove
    @madonnadove 5 лет назад

    A guaranteed income is necessary as we move into the future. With automation, robotics, online shopping, driver free vehicles, etc humans will need to survive with less work available. If you do not provide a guaranteed income chaos will ensue! Ivanka makes some seriously amazing yoga pants, but she does not know what she’s talking about here or perhaps chaos makes more money 💰

  • @DanielleKingdjdinosaur
    @DanielleKingdjdinosaur 5 лет назад +2

    is ivanka an android?

  • @xanadools4261
    @xanadools4261 5 лет назад +1

    Unfunny...

  • @footballcomplex1052
    @footballcomplex1052 5 лет назад

    Yay

  • @amishspaceforce96
    @amishspaceforce96 5 лет назад

    another nothing burger

  • @ccroberts2640
    @ccroberts2640 5 лет назад

    Kim is his last name.

  • @geoabraham9744
    @geoabraham9744 5 лет назад +1

    Where is the funny part?

  • @DimitarTomovEU
    @DimitarTomovEU 5 лет назад

    multiple limits on the type of questions are set for the hearing, Comedy Central UK - Fakenews? Obviously, yes.

  • @MauMau-bb2jb
    @MauMau-bb2jb 5 лет назад

    You are not funny. You are still smarting from Trump victory. Boo hoo. MAGA 2020.

  • @wiszak9370
    @wiszak9370 5 лет назад

    Visit SULTANd0tORG

  • @aderinolamiju
    @aderinolamiju 5 лет назад +1

    Trevor Noah obsessed with the orange bad man

    • @mikldude9376
      @mikldude9376 5 лет назад +5

      Well to fair , every day the orange bad man is in the news again , and the orange bad man loves to be in the news ....... good or bad , he don`t care .

    • @aderinolamiju
      @aderinolamiju 5 лет назад

      mikldude 😂😂 but still, I’m sick and tired of hearing Trump on this show. It’s just become a boring mess 🥺

    • @basedblackbeard4456
      @basedblackbeard4456 5 лет назад

      @@aderinolamiju Well this is a news channel and if trump is in the news then it has to be in the show so take it up with trump not Trever.

    • @aderinolamiju
      @aderinolamiju 5 лет назад

      King Of Combat this isn’t news 🤦🏽‍♂️. Have you watch Patriot act and Last week tonight ? That’s news. He Trevor should rename the Chanel The Trump show where they talk about Trump 24/7. Before he took over everything was okay and I don’t know why most people don’t have a problem with this. Some of us daily show fans are honestly tired, there are better issues to discuss than orange bad man.

  • @footballcomplex1052
    @footballcomplex1052 5 лет назад +2

    First comment

  • @femaliciousoneandonly380
    @femaliciousoneandonly380 5 лет назад +2

    Does Ivanka even know what she says?? 😳