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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @billenglish6983
    @billenglish6983 6 месяцев назад +57

    Looks like its Pencil, has A Pressure Washer Faucet, attached?😮😮

  • @dougabrams8632
    @dougabrams8632 9 месяцев назад +51

    Awwww. He's trying to give something in return...so thoughtful 😊😅

  • @MiniLemmy
    @MiniLemmy Год назад +1527

    Are they feeding it Viagra?

  • @LukHi-j1g
    @LukHi-j1g Год назад +649

    He was a lil to happy for that food 💀

    • @StargazerMountainLion
      @StargazerMountainLion Год назад +14

      💀

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 Год назад +40

      No, long story short, that's most likely a sign of being taken from the wild and kept in terrible conditions. When infant macaques and baboons are torn away from their mothers and kept in traumatic conditions, they do what many human toddlers do and suck their thumbs for comfort. They are replacing the ability to self soothe in a normal way by nursing, being held or cuddling.
      But sometimes, the males end up using, not a thumb or toe, but their own foreskin or penis. When they're very small it's not a sexual sensation, it's similar to thumb sucking.
      However, if their conditions aren't improved, or they aren't diapered to prevent it, they easily mutilate themselves...either the foreskin or penis can become stretched out and damaged, sometimes permanently.
      You can see just by looking at this baboon that it is slightly jaundiced, its genitals are raw and irritated,and it is underweight. It's not in a good state.

    • @mimdoost
      @mimdoost Год назад +4

      Im Iranian muslim👽💀

    • @echohotel7975
      @echohotel7975 Год назад +9

      @@melissasaint3283 always a few hundred baby monkey specialists where did you go to school? You majored in baby monkey didn't you ? Your one of thousands with a degree in baby monkey everyone's a baby monkey expert

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Год назад +14

      ​@@echohotel7975 What the hell kinda response is that?

  • @ForeverFlec
    @ForeverFlec 8 месяцев назад +64

    Heard he lets the other monkeys swing on his so called "branch"

    • @Camden-dm9eo
      @Camden-dm9eo 3 месяца назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆

    • @Tigerman-ex2wj
      @Tigerman-ex2wj 2 месяца назад +1

      😮😂😂😂

    • @SolayaGreen
      @SolayaGreen 15 дней назад

      Not funny bro

    • @Endless_Pit_Of_Void
      @Endless_Pit_Of_Void 7 дней назад

      ​@@SolayaGreen then dont reply

    • @SolayaGreen
      @SolayaGreen 7 дней назад

      @@Endless_Pit_Of_Void he’s talking about the monkeys private

  • @carolezera4221
    @carolezera4221 Год назад +253

    Someone gave him Viagra as a joke I'll bet. His ears are all red too. So his blood is pumpin

    • @PrimateProductions
      @PrimateProductions Год назад +24

      You cannot be serious. Due to the effects on blood pressure he would be dead if someone seriously had done so. His appearance of both his genitals and his ears are 100% normal and natural for this particular species of baboons!🙄

    • @raechar
      @raechar 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah I think u might be right

    • @rondondetrumpis938
      @rondondetrumpis938 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@PrimateProductions
      Wow, you sure are a fun guy!

    • @Randommanbro
      @Randommanbro 4 месяца назад +2

      @@PrimateProductionsyo I saw your comment where you said you love gay men nice joke

    • @PrimateProductions
      @PrimateProductions 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Randommanbro no it wasnt

  • @clara_is_slay
    @clara_is_slay 3 месяца назад +96

    “ i swear IT was looking at ME”

  • @ivyedan7183
    @ivyedan7183 Год назад +102

    Omg. He could knock someones eye out 😂😂

    • @PrimateProductions
      @PrimateProductions Год назад +9

      Lol...I don't know about knock, but definitely _poke_ someone's eye out!😊

    • @ivyedan7183
      @ivyedan7183 Год назад +1

      @@PrimateProductions 😅😅😅😅

    • @robvegart
      @robvegart 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lbar9720
      @lbar9720 25 дней назад +1

      @@PrimateProductions LMAO!! Right?!!

    • @PrimateProductions
      @PrimateProductions 25 дней назад

      @@lbar9720 😉

  • @somewhereintimeclock2635
    @somewhereintimeclock2635 Год назад +67

    A face and body only a mother could love😲🤭

    • @nailbabez5218
      @nailbabez5218 10 месяцев назад +9

      That baby is a mess from the food in his mouth all the way to his ting tang 🤦🏻‍♀️ smh

    • @LucyLu1965
      @LucyLu1965 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@nailbabez5218😂😂😂

    • @DustinMaier-c2e
      @DustinMaier-c2e 4 месяца назад +2

      Not even the mother loved. It

  • @wulfgar7045
    @wulfgar7045 Год назад +263

    His nickname is dipstick!!!’😂😂😂

  • @onefromnone1634
    @onefromnone1634 Год назад +410

    You should call him Tripod.

  • @xbigwormx
    @xbigwormx Год назад +96

    If Ron Jeremy was a Monkey...

    • @John-q7d3b
      @John-q7d3b Год назад +4

      I'm 315 lb and I don't even get a boner over food, what the hell?

    • @myy2centss603
      @myy2centss603 Год назад +3

      Best comment on the internet 😂😂

    • @brandoballer47
      @brandoballer47 Год назад +2

      He is

    • @echohotel7975
      @echohotel7975 Год назад +1

      Ron is actually a HEDGEHOG 😂

    • @xbigwormx
      @xbigwormx Год назад

      @@echohotel7975 🤣🤣

  • @brandoballer47
    @brandoballer47 Год назад +101

    It fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down! Holy hell, it's FOUL!!

    • @beverlyjansz5371
      @beverlyjansz5371 10 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @harybila9137
      @harybila9137 10 месяцев назад

      😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅 this is nasty! balls out of broad day light, soo ugly😂😅

    • @judymaynard6923
      @judymaynard6923 10 месяцев назад +4

      Its called camp..
      So ugly its cute

    • @loriwilson13
      @loriwilson13 9 месяцев назад +2

      I agree 💯 thankyou 😮😢

    • @peggyrose4453
      @peggyrose4453 Месяц назад

      ​@@loriwilson13GT by by BB b up by by CT ft moo moo

  • @bobthebuilder1959
    @bobthebuilder1959 Год назад +30

    They knew what they were doing

  • @user-rx6zi4ui9y
    @user-rx6zi4ui9y 10 месяцев назад +30

    Why does he have balls on the side of his face?

  • @booyaa9571
    @booyaa9571 Год назад +100

    Holy nasty hell

    • @hlbgaming2422
      @hlbgaming2422 9 месяцев назад +4

      Holy shitball soup

    • @tinabuggert
      @tinabuggert 2 месяца назад

      Hell IS NOT holy!! Use your damned common sense!! 😠😠

    • @tinabuggert
      @tinabuggert 2 месяца назад

      ​@@hlbgaming2422/ Holy + spitball are 2 words that DO NOT go together. 😠😠

    • @booyaa9571
      @booyaa9571 2 месяца назад

      @@tinabuggert 🤣 GET A LIFE

    • @booyaa9571
      @booyaa9571 2 месяца назад

      @@tinabuggert common sense tells me you need a life 🤷‍♀️

  • @GabeSobrino
    @GabeSobrino 5 месяцев назад +78

    Bros balls went a lil too far up💀

    • @Redmonkeh_shorts
      @Redmonkeh_shorts 4 месяца назад +1

      I saw that at first

    • @andysoto8432
      @andysoto8432 3 месяца назад +1

      The real question is why you looking there 🤨

    • @GabeSobrino
      @GabeSobrino 3 месяца назад +1

      @@andysoto8432 the real question is why is it like that?

    • @durawins
      @durawins 2 месяца назад

      @@andysoto8432he’s joking about how it’s cheek pouches look like a ballsack

  • @Victoria-mg5bt
    @Victoria-mg5bt Год назад +18

    That baby monkeys got a great big ..appetite 😂😂

  • @JohnBurns-z8i
    @JohnBurns-z8i 9 месяцев назад +3

    I wonder where he got his good looks from mom or dad😂

  • @AbsoluteEgg
    @AbsoluteEgg 4 месяца назад +73

    longer than mine bro

  • @cynthiascheinert8284
    @cynthiascheinert8284 Год назад +37

    I've seen this kind of monkey in a couple of the videos that are in Russian. I know all of God's creatures are beautiful, but this species looks very different from the other macaques I've seen. Their nose and mouth protrude much more, and they have big, barrel-shaped bellies. And yes, other parts seem to stick out much more, too. 😉 I've got to admit that there's not much "cuteness factor" here.

    • @mofolk8896
      @mofolk8896 Год назад +14

      It’s a baboon. They have close-set eyes and a dog snout. Also the tuft at the end of the tail. Macaques don’t have that. 😊

    • @lyndaodowd-morra4631
      @lyndaodowd-morra4631 Год назад +9

      This is a baboon

    • @PrimateProductions
      @PrimateProductions Год назад +12

      That's because this is not a macaque.

    • @janehandy9840
      @janehandy9840 Год назад +1

      I know I spelled that wrong😝😂

    • @ActionJackson6623
      @ActionJackson6623 Год назад +7

      It looks different from other macaques you've seen because it's not a macaque... That's a baby baboon silly! 😄🙈🙊

  • @reidbeedseed6030
    @reidbeedseed6030 5 месяцев назад +20

    Bro was a little too exited💀

  • @fee4900
    @fee4900 4 месяца назад +5

    Awww. These monkeys are actually a loving, and not violent monkey at all.

    • @smrtrthnu1571
      @smrtrthnu1571 Месяц назад +1

      Aww......go find an adult baboon and explain that to him. I'm sure you'll both learn some new things

  • @Edens_fun_activities_gacha
    @Edens_fun_activities_gacha 5 дней назад

    AWWW SO ADORABLE THIS IS WHY I WANT A PET MONKEY/BABOON THEY ARE ADORABLE

  • @billenglish6983
    @billenglish6983 4 месяца назад +8

    He has A power sprayer, attached to his hose. Gonna hose things down, with power spray pee...😂❤😅❤😮

  • @darlhuntsman5725
    @darlhuntsman5725 Год назад +31

    Look , it has a handle so you can easily pick it up and throw it

  • @dympnaconnell7443
    @dympnaconnell7443 Год назад +37

    Mother of God that is vile.

  • @sweetscorpionkiss
    @sweetscorpionkiss 8 месяцев назад +2

    Not even hungry its stuffing its cheeks like a chipmunk.

  • @user-ODERTARI
    @user-ODERTARI 11 месяцев назад +3

    That look like a bon donk a donk

  • @slapeters2004
    @slapeters2004 Год назад +11

    Everyone meet Dong Dong our new house elf.

  • @JaxTrax_1210
    @JaxTrax_1210 Месяц назад +2

    You know what they say😂 “Everything’s bigger in Texas”.👃🏻

  • @JandMspuzzles
    @JandMspuzzles 8 месяцев назад +3

    Bros a male!! 😂😂

  • @KatherineEMuniz-wm4sf
    @KatherineEMuniz-wm4sf 7 месяцев назад +3

    That is not a monkey. It is a baby baboon. Why do they keep giving them more food when the pouches in their checks & that are overfilled with food?? I can't understand that.

  • @coffeewithtwosugarsplease
    @coffeewithtwosugarsplease Год назад +5

    im shocked by how many evil people expose themselves . but thankyou for letting us know who you are , so the rest of us can watch your every move .

  • @Kaylakitty-j2l
    @Kaylakitty-j2l Год назад +3

    Awwwww it's so cute❤🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🩷💘💝💖💗💓💞💕♥️❣️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥🫀

  • @Cartoon_dog-b5w
    @Cartoon_dog-b5w 4 месяца назад

    For those who are wondering what the weird bump on his snout is:it’s prob like a disease or something worse….ive seen cats with it but it was on the cats jaws….

  • @mariannewhitefield7492
    @mariannewhitefield7492 Год назад +11

    Hope he grows into his ears and his dingy soon!😂

  • @rogerbraswelljr.923
    @rogerbraswelljr.923 11 месяцев назад +2

    Holy shit. I'm jealous

  • @melaniejackson8187
    @melaniejackson8187 Год назад +10

    WOW THATS HIDEOUS

  • @TheAdrenaline85
    @TheAdrenaline85 16 дней назад +2

    He hung out. Literally 😂

  • @mamastunt1809
    @mamastunt1809 Год назад +5

    Thats an odd looking wee wee.😊

  • @HOM-x6c
    @HOM-x6c 25 дней назад +3

    He can compete with drake.💀

  • @MaysonGames2
    @MaysonGames2 5 месяцев назад +11

    He is the most beautiful monkey I ever seen don’t be mean to the dam monkey guys

    • @lillyblessings8475
      @lillyblessings8475 4 месяца назад

      All the nasty comment people are just mad they are direct descendants of this lil fellow. 😅

    • @Samantha_Eq1
      @Samantha_Eq1 3 месяца назад

      Did you see his Winnie?

    • @smrtrthnu1571
      @smrtrthnu1571 Месяц назад

      ​@@Samantha_Eq1 sounds like she did, and is really into it 😮

    • @Samantha_Eq1
      @Samantha_Eq1 Месяц назад

      @@smrtrthnu1571 ..

  • @sunsetsniper1357
    @sunsetsniper1357 10 месяцев назад +2

    There was a female greeter working at Walmart who had a face like this one. 😂😂

  • @TerrenceHolt-c9z
    @TerrenceHolt-c9z 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ok this is the first time i laughed non stop st comments you people are funny

  • @Kingzzy1twitch
    @Kingzzy1twitch 2 месяца назад +5

    Bro his thang is so skinny bro😂😂 and its blood is definetly pumpin

  • @billenglish6983
    @billenglish6983 6 месяцев назад +1

    You People Don't Find Baby Baboons, Cute and Adorable?

  • @doug2445
    @doug2445 Год назад +12

    You should permanently fix him right then and there ✂️✂️✂️

  • @KavinScottStudios
    @KavinScottStudios 4 месяца назад +1

    OMG SO CUTEEEEE I LOVE MONKEYS

  • @Wqareko
    @Wqareko 7 месяцев назад +4

    Beatiful gang (everyone being toxic ima report)
    👇

  • @WilliamGrizzle-i2f
    @WilliamGrizzle-i2f 3 месяца назад +1

    His name is snuffaluffacous

  • @craniumjunglist8934
    @craniumjunglist8934 Год назад +6

    Could plug him into an old stereo headphone socket 😮

  • @ZaynahAli-z7x
    @ZaynahAli-z7x 28 дней назад +1

    Ahhhhhh soooo cute❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @fredr3247
    @fredr3247 Год назад +20

    🤢🤮

  • @antoniouchoa8212
    @antoniouchoa8212 15 дней назад

    As pessoas estão criticando, mas este pequenino é inocente, não sabe o que é imoralidade!

  • @Mrtrophix
    @Mrtrophix Год назад +13

    Now that’s a tree rat

    • @synneff6
      @synneff6 10 месяцев назад

      No that's a baboon

    • @craiggibbons8228
      @craiggibbons8228 8 месяцев назад

      It is a Baboon you thicko

  • @selenaapodaca5482
    @selenaapodaca5482 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is the funniest video I have ever come across. The comments are even more hilarious and had me laughing so hard I had to put on a poise pad to continue reading them! 😂😂😂😂🦧🐒❤😂😂😂

  • @Hendo56
    @Hendo56 Год назад +5

    His pizzle is almost as long as his nose.

  • @lingai7743
    @lingai7743 Год назад +1

    He was a rescue and was not being fed before he was resucued

  • @kateb1345
    @kateb1345 Год назад +4

    Like are we gonna ignore the pencil dong 😂

  • @taneclark6926
    @taneclark6926 Год назад +1

    He looks rificuĺous!! Seriously!!

  • @BIGDAWGS13
    @BIGDAWGS13 2 месяца назад +2

    Drakes pet monkey
    💀💀💀💀

  • @santaomealy
    @santaomealy 11 месяцев назад +5

    Антенна у него конечно 😂

  • @canidconsulting5118
    @canidconsulting5118 Год назад +2

    Note. that the tail is degloved.

  • @brownie902
    @brownie902 7 месяцев назад +3

    That monkey is soo cute 🥺

  • @GODSWARNING2114
    @GODSWARNING2114 Месяц назад +1

    Well he’s a little fatty isn’t he?! He is cute with all that food packed in his jaws lol

  • @mariannewhitefield7492
    @mariannewhitefield7492 Год назад +4

    He is scoring some good treats according to his little round tummy!❤

  • @debjohnson240
    @debjohnson240 11 месяцев назад +2

    I think he kind of cute in a strange sort of way.

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 16 дней назад

      Yeah: you ❤ the Monkey-Cock!

  • @bdw19221
    @bdw19221 Год назад +13

    WELL WE KNOW WHOS HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

  • @moniqueweeks9151
    @moniqueweeks9151 Год назад +5

    I hope his stomach is full from food and not full of worms"😅😅

  • @grannyg.7272
    @grannyg.7272 2 месяца назад +1

    This is when I wish they had pants or a diaper on. I had to stop looking at the monkey channels because all I could see was monkey butt in my face. I'm not kidding. Had to take a break.
    This is a baboon technically but in the monkey family. So cute and funny.

  • @REALKAKAROT4
    @REALKAKAROT4 4 месяца назад +9

    These comments wildin never knew instagram comments and yt shorts comments did a crossover💀💀💀💀

  • @Kokoro_Asami
    @Kokoro_Asami 6 месяцев назад +1

    It looked at me first

  • @Jack.156
    @Jack.156 9 месяцев назад +1

    NAH LIL BRO ALREADY WANNA SPREAD HIS LIL OL SEEDS

  • @Zenobiadream
    @Zenobiadream Год назад +12

    That’s revolting

  • @dxd42
    @dxd42 10 месяцев назад +5

    Who says this animal is beautiful is lying 😑

  • @MONKEYKING339
    @MONKEYKING339 9 месяцев назад +1

    These comments a Rootless💀

  • @Picklesqaudgaming
    @Picklesqaudgaming 3 месяца назад +1

    He's adorable

  • @360Fov
    @360Fov Год назад +4

    That creature is in a very bad state.

  • @spiritarca1906
    @spiritarca1906 6 месяцев назад

    Im a little concerned this monkey isn't healthy.

  • @BabyMonkeyDefender
    @BabyMonkeyDefender Год назад +6

    That's not a baby monkey. It's a cute little baby baboon. And he's adorable!

  • @alanheckel791
    @alanheckel791 10 месяцев назад

    He's certainly happy He's gettinf fed!

  • @mariosantiago4068
    @mariosantiago4068 8 месяцев назад +1

    He looks like a monster 😂😂😂

  • @DC-kt3cm
    @DC-kt3cm 11 месяцев назад +12

    A baby Baboon! How sad. He is not well. ABUSERS

    • @loolafly7967
      @loolafly7967 4 месяца назад

      He’s a Baboon who was rejected by his mother I believe and the owners raised him. It’s a zoo in Russia. I can’t remember the channel name tho as I haven’t watched it in ages. He’s not unwell or abused it’s the opposite. He is overfed, pampered like a human baby, they would film the feeding on there patio and he would have a bowl full to the brim of food and he just ate and ate and ate as well as a bottle of milk. This is how baby baboons look like in general, pretty scabby looking with almost some sort of lions tails. As he gets older the hair gets thicker and they still look scabby tho. I can’t remember his breed name but they have pinker skins that the others and very red genitals as you can see. And it’s not sexual, when all monkeys get excited and happy as in a stranger feeding it lots of food for example the little man comes out to play. I don’t know the biological reason for it. I can’t imagine that having your shlong out 24/7 because your having a good day is very safe in the wild my only reasoning for it is so they can grab a female and breed super quickly. Anyway he is always with the owner of the zoo and rides around the park in a kinda scooter. And they did try to introduce him back to the group twice but his mother just wouldn’t let him be with her.
      Edit: It’s not Russia I got the location wrong but it is the same Baboon I was watching.

  • @Moai_emojii
    @Moai_emojii 10 месяцев назад

    It’s adorable 😊

  • @maximilianorondonnavas7180
    @maximilianorondonnavas7180 Год назад +5

    Do you know what they were doing to him? Honestly, we should call animal abuse

    • @Wawabeebo
      @Wawabeebo 5 месяцев назад

      Wtf how they are feeding it? Everything has to have somewhere to pee out .?

  • @newcivilisation
    @newcivilisation 4 месяца назад

    He is starving and emaciated. No wonder he is hungry.

  • @christyrosshuish7051
    @christyrosshuish7051 Год назад +6

    part monkey - part boar - and part Dirk Diggler

  • @ingeborgsvirac6785
    @ingeborgsvirac6785 Год назад

    Meine Güte😮

  • @Franz19970
    @Franz19970 Год назад +9

    Why is its thing so big relative to its body

    • @faithheighton8803
      @faithheighton8803 Год назад +3

      Because they have it pulled beyond recognition, what a shame

    • @michellemccray
      @michellemccray Год назад

      THATS WHAT IM SAY BRO/SIS😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jared9537
      @jared9537 Год назад +1

      Lol blessed i guess, musta came from Africa

    • @michaelmclaren1333
      @michaelmclaren1333 Год назад

      He was attacked! Alpha males target the face and genitals. Peeing has to hurt like hell for him right now

  • @Wojacksamillion
    @Wojacksamillion 4 месяца назад +2

    People in these comments would never talk like this about a cat or dog

  • @ИльяКузнецов-м7ъ
    @ИльяКузнецов-м7ъ Год назад +8

    Неужели ни у кого из съёмочной группы нет секатора?

  • @Xiaoling69
    @Xiaoling69 4 месяца назад +2

    Me: i dont wanna see monkey dingaling breh 💀

  • @Daytime000
    @Daytime000 Год назад +4

    Ahhhh did somebody cry over my comment😂😂😂😂

  • @lolaszekely-cq3cl
    @lolaszekely-cq3cl 3 месяца назад

    Dudes,chill, it’s a baboon. They won’t look “cute” like a human baby they won’t even look like a monkey baby. But for a baboon, it’s not hideous or ugly, or any of those cruel things said. I know that the little one probably gives less fucks then I do but,this is nature,it can’t always look appealing to us. I don’t find the little one pretty, but I think it is cute. And about the genitals, that’s a part everyone has. Yeah really, every living creature. Some people say it has been abused and that’s why it looks like how it does. I don’t know about that tho,if so I would like some info on that and if it is true and someone lives there then please call the animal protective services

  • @MarciaFarber
    @MarciaFarber Год назад +6

    viagra??

  • @ryanclark9825
    @ryanclark9825 11 месяцев назад +1

    Damn. Bro is blessed 🙏

  • @tudo6276
    @tudo6276 Год назад +6

    Ai lấy kéo cắt cái thò ra ở giữa 2 chân nó đi? 😂

  • @tasaw0909
    @tasaw0909 Год назад +4

    💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ginagambill2828
    @ginagambill2828 11 дней назад

    Calm down little man, it’s just snacks 🤣.