maya literally is the goat of asmr comedy like i can’t tell you how many times ive laughed at her videos, and how many videos ive binged. thank you maya. you really are an amazing human being.
Okay this is the funniest thing ever- but also I am so happy that he is giving genuinely good advice with the whole cutting toxic people out of your life section. Honestly, Slappy ate with this one folks.
🎀Random stamps🎀 💌 0:00 welcome note 0:20 finding slappy in the box after farting 0:59 lombriz nariz pompis de maiz 1:05 slappy running 1:11 slappy appearance 1:24 slappy dancing 1:28 scream if you think he is sexy 1:38 slappy's new album slap them cheeks 2:02 telling our name 2:05 asking if our parents were hungry when they named us 2:11 slappy doesn't speak french and wants us to flirt in english 2:19 proposes with a ring 2:20 SIKE 2:23 dances again 2:35 home girl suzy appearance 2:46 thanking us for setting him free 2:57 shows the days he has been trapped for 3:11 talks about his heartbraking experience being stuck 3:11 shakes wooden ass 3:23 alfonso appearance 3:46 slappy therapy sessions 4:04 brushing your face 4:16 our boyfriend canceled on us 4:20 cheater alert 4:41 our man is enjoying luch with another lady 4:59 scratching the makeup box 5:23 😔👌 5:47 us crying 6:00 him shushing us 6:19 him judging us 6:23 brushing our hair 6:32 him telling us we have an ugly cut 6:36 we are shedding 6:51 shout out to his barber cause he never misses👌 7:16 brushing his hair 7:24 brushing our hair again 7:40 our bf is ghosting us 7:54 slappy giving us a snap to make our bf jealous 8:21 scratching hair clip 8:43 "i know why your man is out there cheating"😔 9:32 iconic dance from our home girl 9:47 clapping for our home girl 9:58 our man still ghosting us 10:06 getting a message from colgate to tell us to brush our stinky teeth 10:36 alfonso singing for us 10:56 wiping our face with wipes 11:49 putting a cold towel on our face 12:26 our bf left us in seen 12:42 😭 12:45 spraying us 13:15 spraying more 13:25we are not the first ugly emergency 13:46 🫧 13:58 brushing our face 14:23 telling us to stop waisting time with toxic man 14:52 ignoring his girl 15:18 giving us a flex alert sticker 15:33 blending our makeup gently✨️ 15:47 this is a no emo zone 16:22 putting on concealer 16:51 ouf bf blocked us everywhere 17:07 fiding him on fb 17:15 fiding his pic with his grandma 17:25 giga chad slappy 17:38 blending our makeup 18:03 iconic dance 18:29 thinking of going on a vacation to vegas 19:22 Putting on blush 20:32 getting a call 21:04 Telling us we look unique 21:32 brushing our face 21:45 tweezers 22:01 showing us the suit 22:18 plucking our facial hair 22:36 putting mascara 23:13 final touch 23:34 putting on chapstick 23:47 real last touch 23:56 spraying perfume 24:00 Our bf is back 24:05 baby girl 24:16 special dinner made by him 24:44 slappy is done and going to sleep 🎀Check list🎀 •beush your teeth •put alarms if needed •take your meds if needed •Get cozy and warm •turn off autoplay •sleep well 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
absolutely got so amped up seeing this because i love goosebumps, slappy's my favorite character from the show! this vid was super funny as always!! i'll never get over pappy slappy slappin' them cheeks. that made me burst out laughing
I never thought that I would see Maya Winky herself cosplay as a Goosebumps character, let alone my favorite Goosebumps character. This made my whole week, thank you Maya!!
6 year old me, running out of the kitchen after turning the lights off searching for the comforting light of my room (I must not let the demons grab my toes)
16:22 all i can remember is “you’re gonna need the whole bottle” “forget the natural look, u need a whole new transformation” “u need a whole new wig” “excuse me, this is not a wig i was blessed by my mummy- *snatches weave* 😯😦😧😮🤯
"are you gonna turn me into a dummy?" "nah. you already are one for thinking you were the only one." SOMEONE give her an award already, this is incredible
i’ve been here since your super old videos like the ollddd coraline one and the french spa, and i really feel like i’ve grown up with this channel. you’ve grown in subscribers so much, we’re so proud 🫶
cleared my soul. washed my dishes, cleaned my house, Cured my depression. watered my flowers. Its rainbow outside. She gave me free therapy. made me ascend into heaven.
"Scream again if you think im sexy" made me laugh and the way shelooked at the camera and "were your parents hungry when they named you?" also made me laugh 😂❤ plus the part "are you going to turn me into a dummy" "no because you're already are one" made me laugh 😂❤
STOP MAYA IS BACK WITH HER CRAZY CONTENT!!! AHHHHHHHH I NEEDED THIS SINCE IM GOING THROUGH A REALLY HARD TIME TODAY WITH MY MOM!! MY HAPPINESS IS TEMPORARILY BACK! I LOVE YOU MAYA!! ❤️😭 4:19 STOP THIS HAS ME DYING!! 💀💀
Maya winky, I lost my grandmother today and this video is the first think all day has made me smile, I love you so much and thank you for returning with another amazing video
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
I really love how maya's mom is just as chaotic as she is 😭 love it
Like mother, like daughter 🔥
"What if you zapped yourself dressed up as a fucking pollito?"
i love how she’s always down to dress up with her and act silly it’s so cute ❤😂
time stamp?
I am her mom irl at 3am amongus cheese factorry elmo scary.😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
She came back when the world needed her most.
Yuhhhh🎉
ya i needed this
Fr✨💪
WE ALWAYS NEED OUR QUEEN
@@Excuseme265what boyfriend💔💔
SHE’S BACK YALL THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED IN ALL HER GLORY😍
Slay
YESSS SHE HAS RETURNED😻
LMFAO
FINALLY
Yesssssssss🎉
“These dolls ain’t loyal” got me
imagine having a mom that supportive
The chica and pennywise video:😡😡
exactly, not every1 gets a supporting mother
Fr she’s blessed 😭 mine is just strict
@@lalablossomhehbruh---
@@murderman7265shes not a child shes 20💀😭 and it’s probably hers
Not gonna lie, this is next level ASMR. This is literally cinematic
You didn’t even watch it yet :)
@@Happy_hareethey have
@@Happy_haree pft 😭
I literally don't watch any other ASMR ❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭
@SoHereASMR
FRFR
Maya's mother is certainly an incredible mother for accepting her ideas 😂❤
When her mom is in her videos you know it's gonna be lit.
2:03
I love your pfp
0:15 information
He's mean but also supportive at the same it's actually funny af 😭
Maya combining true comedic genius with incredible ASMR is the gift that keeps on giving fr
Yess
my daughter and her friends have a "maya winky cult" fanclub.
thank you for making me daughter happy!
HELP 😭 They’re so real for that 🙏🏼
Love that for you all
my hearttt wow !! I feel so cool rn, sending all my love to your daughter and her besties. makes me so happy that I can make them smile ❤️
Is she looking for members 👀👀👀
@@loonaeskridge8749no but Fr🤭
The way her mom is so supportive is honestly goals
I’m devastated this has become a comfort video
She really came back when we needed her most. She’s the best asmr channel, man!!
Ye i thought she ded
@@mystic1935💀
@@mystic1935I just thought she was busy lol 💀
@@mystic1935umm
2:33 her mom dressed as Raggedy Ann looks so cute 😭💗
I was looking for this comment
YESSSSS
FRRR
a rando: SHE LOOKS LIKE WENDY'S MO-
"SLAP" we Don't do slurs out here
maya literally is the goat of asmr comedy like i can’t tell you how many times ive laughed at her videos, and how many videos ive binged. thank you maya. you really are an amazing human being.
i literally watched all of this it’s so unsettling, weird, and funny and so well put together at the same time😭😭😭
Okay this is the funniest thing ever- but also I am so happy that he is giving genuinely good advice with the whole cutting toxic people out of your life section. Honestly, Slappy ate with this one folks.
Just here to say that I’m 200th like (:
Im the 552th like :)
628th like
960th like
SHE*
the cinematography, the storytelling, impeccable.
im actually so happy u did slappy I LOVE THE GOOSEBUMPS SO MUCHHH
SAMEEE
Nobody can beat the original orange haired slappy
Same here
I love your humor you are great and it ACTUALLY helped me sleep 😁
12:45 This is hands down the tingliest trigger I've ever seen or heard on this channel!
It’s giving victor corpsebride raid
@@delightfulmochas FR but the nail tapping/applying makes it so good
@@matildakristensen541My fav part: 18:29😍😍 it slays so hard😭❤️❤️
@@A.N.S_DEV27 LMAO FR😭
@@_Nxahh_♪♪DU DU DU DU DU♪♪😍😍
The drag quality of her makeup is just stunning ✨
12:43 I adore the silent 'idgaf'
REAL😭😭😭
Me fr 😭😭
“did i ever tell you the story of ‘Idgaf’”😔
12:42
“Did I ever tell u the story that… *mouths out “I don’t give a fuck”*
THAT ACTUALLY KILLED ME😭🙏
4:55 Bro the way I started tearing up because of that crazy ass laugh and the SILENCE AFTER..💀
LMAOO SAME 😭
THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED 😂😂😂
@@Boostin2far2 I KNOW
It's like a dolphin laugh😂
And starts asmr again
🎀Random stamps🎀
💌 0:00 welcome note
0:20 finding slappy in the box after farting
0:59 lombriz nariz pompis de maiz
1:05 slappy running
1:11 slappy appearance
1:24 slappy dancing
1:28 scream if you think he is sexy
1:38 slappy's new album slap them cheeks
2:02 telling our name
2:05 asking if our parents were hungry when they named us
2:11 slappy doesn't speak french and wants us to flirt in english
2:19 proposes with a ring
2:20 SIKE
2:23 dances again
2:35 home girl suzy appearance
2:46 thanking us for setting him free
2:57 shows the days he has been trapped for
3:11 talks about his heartbraking experience being stuck
3:11 shakes wooden ass
3:23 alfonso appearance
3:46 slappy therapy sessions
4:04 brushing your face
4:16 our boyfriend canceled on us
4:20 cheater alert
4:41 our man is enjoying luch with another lady
4:59 scratching the makeup box
5:23 😔👌
5:47 us crying
6:00 him shushing us
6:19 him judging us
6:23 brushing our hair
6:32 him telling us we have an ugly cut
6:36 we are shedding
6:51 shout out to his barber cause he never misses👌
7:16 brushing his hair
7:24 brushing our hair again
7:40 our bf is ghosting us
7:54 slappy giving us a snap to make our bf jealous
8:21 scratching hair clip
8:43 "i know why your man is out there cheating"😔
9:32 iconic dance from our home girl
9:47 clapping for our home girl
9:58 our man still ghosting us
10:06 getting a message from colgate to tell us to brush our stinky teeth
10:36 alfonso singing for us
10:56 wiping our face with wipes
11:49 putting a cold towel on our face
12:26 our bf left us in seen
12:42 😭
12:45 spraying us
13:15 spraying more
13:25we are not the first ugly emergency
13:46 🫧
13:58 brushing our face
14:23 telling us to stop waisting time with toxic man
14:52 ignoring his girl
15:18 giving us a flex alert sticker
15:33 blending our makeup gently✨️
15:47 this is a no emo zone
16:22 putting on concealer
16:51 ouf bf blocked us everywhere
17:07 fiding him on fb
17:15 fiding his pic with his grandma
17:25 giga chad slappy
17:38 blending our makeup
18:03 iconic dance
18:29 thinking of going on a vacation to vegas
19:22 Putting on blush
20:32 getting a call
21:04 Telling us we look unique
21:32 brushing our face
21:45 tweezers
22:01 showing us the suit
22:18 plucking our facial hair
22:36 putting mascara
23:13 final touch
23:34 putting on chapstick
23:47 real last touch
23:56 spraying perfume
24:00 Our bf is back
24:05 baby girl
24:16 special dinner made by him
24:44 slappy is done and going to sleep
🎀Check list🎀
•beush your teeth
•put alarms if needed
•take your meds if needed
•Get cozy and warm
•turn off autoplay
•sleep well
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
the dedication 😭
Thank you!!😊🙌🏻
Thank youuu!!!
I know you
@@beenleenee I had to🤭💖
How is this actually sound calming😭 like i'm seriously relaxed in bed!
Same 😭
I always think the same thing! 😂
4:55 THE LAUGH
Reallll 😭
absolutely got so amped up seeing this because i love goosebumps, slappy's my favorite character from the show! this vid was super funny as always!! i'll never get over pappy slappy slappin' them cheeks. that made me burst out laughing
I never heard of goosebumps before yet alone slappy lol I only like her asmr
@@Slay_as_alwaysit’s a kids horror book series from the 90s
I was almost in tears over pappy slappy slappin them cheeks 😭😭😭
THE FACT SHE CAN DO THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE NO WAY..
@ratboy000there *IS* bloopers lol
@ratboy000she just does not show it
@@OsirisTheLesbianwhos they
@@Muddynyx I mean she sorry-
@@Muddynyx not you getting mad over a pronoun mistake
16:29 LOVE THE SOUND OF THE FOUNDATION!!!!
I know this is supposed to be like joke makeup, but she's genuinely so pretty🫣😳
9:32 I can’t believe her mom did this for her she so appreciative 😭❤❤
I can't laughing when she dance😅
My Monster energy exploded out my mouth I laughed so much 😭🙏
@@SpiderTrantulaLegs 😐...
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar 🙂
I love how we're always beefing with Maya's character 🥰
Ik 😭
I agree
21:59 HELP THE WAY THE SMILE DISAPPEARED
i love how calm and relaxing her asmr is🥰🥰always makes me fall asleep bc of how calm it is!!
10:43 These new shots are so cool! The quality of your videos are always getting better when they already were amazing!
1:59
"alright, didn't know you were chill like that"
I never thought that I would see Maya Winky herself cosplay as a Goosebumps character, let alone my favorite Goosebumps character. This made my whole week, thank you Maya!!
And I love how it's the Slappy from the early Goosebumps series, that one will ALWAYS be my fave!
21:01 "Do i look Pretty?" "Yeah-yeah... You look so Unique" 💀💀😭
😭😭😭
😭
I've never seen someone with the same chaotic energy as Maya. Genuinely such a unique anomaly
Im literally dying your sense of humor is SENDING ME 💀😭
Every Maya winky video is a work of art
4:30 such an iconic line😩🤣🤌 WELCOME BACK 🌹🌹🌹
1:06 and there’s already meme potential, Maya you are an inspiration. 🐀⭐🐀
Me running away after finding someone’s 6 pack of Coca Cola bottles and shaking one of them thinking “who’s it gonna be?”
6 year old me, running out of the kitchen after turning the lights off searching for the comforting light of my room (I must not let the demons grab my toes)
**grabs em anyways**@@juliaships7519
Skedadling after dumping cooking oil on the floor in a senior home ahh giggling 👹👹
me after grabbing snacks at 3am and running back to my room so I don't get caught
Mother has provided us with another masterpiece.
her videos are so chaotic but this is the only asmr i can fall asleep to 😭
18:25 we need a full version of this 😝
YES I AGREE
YESS
is that a osc pfp.
Who else remembers the original Goosebumps series, by the way loved this Maya
slappy lowkey scared me as a child but maya helped me conquer my fear of baddie dummies ✨😌
@@danofthecam I was also scared of Slappy, but I do agree with you Maya helped my fears
i wanted him to adopt me, tf happened to you guys
@@billcipher- You wanted Slappy the dummy to adopt you? Is that what you mean, or something else?
@@TheHauntedMaskKid did i stutter
“I couldn’t shake my wooden ass” 😭😭✋ that got me 😭
Meeeee toooo😂😂😂🤚🤚🤚
Same
Staarts at 3:11 right?
Me tooooooooo yeah yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
“i cOuDNt sHaKe mY wOoDeN as$” had me rolling on the floor 🤣
16:22 all i can remember is
“you’re gonna need the whole bottle”
“forget the natural look, u need a whole new transformation”
“u need a whole new wig”
“excuse me, this is not a wig i was blessed by my mummy-
*snatches weave*
😯😦😧😮🤯
I remember….
“Have you ever had a maggot, crawl up your arse crack?”
😶😲
FR
Why was that part actually so tingly though ?😭
I love that Daryl is making random appearances in Mayas universes, girl has taste.😂❤
FRR
7:49 THE HUNGER GAMES WHISTLE HELPP
Imaginebeingstuckinsideastinkyhumptibleboxicouldentcallmysneakylinksicouldentshakemywouldrntaseiwasgoingcrazy just hits hard
I’m FRIED out my mind and DYINGGG…your videos are poetic almost 🧎🏻♀️
LMFAO STOP BC I STUMBLED UPON TO HER ACCOUNT WHEN I WAS HIGH AND I LOVE HER VIDEOS SM EVEN SOBER !!!! AMAAAAAZZZZINGGGGGG CONTENT FR :3
@@Greendolphin717 SAMEE YALL SO REAL FOR THAT
@@Greendolphin717imagine being high cringe af
imagine judging people for who they are, if you cant stand cringe humor then this channel+comment section isnt for you XD
@@VanillaPanda1712 choke
"are you gonna turn me into a dummy?"
"nah. you already are one for thinking you were the only one."
SOMEONE give her an award already, this is incredible
The fact that my Maya winky fandom ain't toxic ✨🎉🎉🎉🎉✨
Real
THE QUEEN IS BACKKKKK EVERYONE NEEDED HER ASMR😌💅
18:29 The way they always EAT with the dancing😔💖
Let's all appreciate the MASSIVE amount of effort Maya puts into these videos. We see your quality improving constantly!!
best dance moments by maya winky !!:
squiggly worm thing
1:24
the stiff twerk
3:10
“professional ballerina” dance
9:31
saddest dance ever
10:41
inspirational quote
15:39
best tap dancing you’ll ever see
18:03
imaginary trip to vegas
18:30
Fr
It was so funny when she said”Shut up Alfonzo”after he said”it’s only been one day long Love
•〰️•
1:52 “DO YIU HAVE ONE WITH BRUNO?” Got me crying and laughing
i’ve been here since your super old videos like the ollddd coraline one and the french spa, and i really feel like i’ve grown up with this channel. you’ve grown in subscribers so much, we’re so proud 🫶
cleared my soul. washed my dishes, cleaned my house, Cured my depression. watered my flowers. Its rainbow outside. She gave me free therapy. made me ascend into heaven.
I love it how she is not afraid of showing her true colors❤
And she always make me happy when I am sad ❤
It’s actually so good ❤😂 she is so strong ❤
May have no idea who slappy is but the tingles are fire 🔥
He’s the main character in the goosebumps series
Slappy is a character from the goosebumps series by L.R stine (I think)
How do you not know Slappy😭😭😭
@@annathesigmaR.L. Stein
@@annathesigma it’s L.R stine, methinks.
Nah I love Maya so much ❤️😭 literally just love her energy.
MAYA WINKY AND HER MOM CAME BACK BUT EVEN MORE QUIRKYERR AND MATCHING OUR MENTAL INSANE DELULU LEVEL AS USUAL 😫🔥
5:32 the little “heheh” had me dying 😂😂😂
6:16 IS OUTRAGEOUS 😭
the vision, the creativity, this is a work of art
YESS UR BACKKK
congrats on being the first comment (I scrolled all the way down to get to here)
@@b0t3zTYY
4:57 the side eye, omg 🤣 i love her videos❤
The turn to the back of the hair I’m cryingggggg omg 😭😭
Not only that it scratched my brain, it also massaged it and now I feel sleepy as heck
6:06 bro for a sec I thought my phone glitched 😅😅😅
Same as 6:54 that part glitch’s to
@@ohmygodheyyyythanks for warning me
I always got u girly😛
@@ohmygodheyyyy 😆😆
@@ohmygodheyyyyslayyy
"Scream again if you think im sexy" made me laugh and the way shelooked at the camera and "were your parents hungry when they named you?" also made me laugh 😂❤ plus the part "are you going to turn me into a dummy" "no because you're already are one" made me laugh 😂❤
STOP MAYA IS BACK WITH HER CRAZY CONTENT!!! AHHHHHHHH I NEEDED THIS SINCE IM GOING THROUGH A REALLY HARD TIME TODAY WITH MY MOM!! MY HAPPINESS IS TEMPORARILY BACK! I LOVE YOU MAYA!! ❤️😭
4:19 STOP THIS HAS ME DYING!! 💀💀
Maya winky, I lost my grandmother today and this video is the first think all day has made me smile, I love you so much and thank you for returning with another amazing video
I’m so sorry for your loss 😢
@@mayascott7678ik😢
Idgaf
@@futureclubexampleturned1343 ok then don't reply or read my comment bozo
@@futureclubexampleturned1343then cry about it tf🌚
2:20 is literally my home screen right now and I will proudly
never change it
LMAOO
*le gasp* IS THAT….A WILD SEUNGBERRY?!?
Maya is the the best asmr creator of all time😌
4:55 whyd this part make me laugh so much 😍💀
I'm sick and I'm laughing so hard rn☠️😭😭
SAME
4:53 best part
Sameeeee
YES FR
Dude, the Goosebumps books, series and movies are literally awesome. Slappy’s my favorite character so this made me happy and of course, I laughed 😂
13:49 I LOVE HOW HER MOM HELPS HER WITH ALL HER SHOOTS HAHAHAAHAHAAAAA😭😭😂💀💀💀
13:50
00:69
Okay feliz naveda 😭😭 ( tell me if I spelt it wrong I'm Canadian I speak English and French)
@@SmilingAnt-fe3qhHi! Not trying to be rude but it is spelled feliz navidad 😊 sorry if this comes across as rude
Such a sassy queen HAHAHA
18:43 “Wot-the frickity frickity frick??”
Had me wheezing 😭
The fact I actually find this relaxing is crazy😂-
14:52 she can wait 😭😭😭😭
You always make me happy even when I’m sad 😊
This is….
Words can’t describe how good this is!!!!
Well done…like for real, this is both relaxing and fun to watch
sleep: 0% mayawinky: 100%
4:23 okay but the scratching sounds??🤤
why are there no replies😭🙏
7:34 “You silly clowns! Hehehehe😍🤌🏼”
You are legit helping me survive my panic attacks rn girl ily 🫶🏻
literally
laughter is always the best medicine. hope ur feeling better babe
3:22 HELP?? WHY IS NOONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?? WE LOVE THE BODYGUARD
REAL
Omg the queen dropped a fire song we need a full version
25:14 got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂❤❤ I love this channel
i just love everything about her humor and just her. she’s one in a million that’s for sure 🤣🤣🤣