As a bald dude my hands were in fisticuffs mode until the examples showed up. I promptly remained in fisticuffs mode but began seeking out the nearest mirror in solidarity with your analysis.
When one who malds does not immediately take an L, then they're just mad. I don't even really know if that makes sense, but that's how the chart works, and that logic is undeniable.
If they do immediately take an L they slowly move towards being bald. (and potentially less gay). Once they are bald, if they do not immediately take an L?
The Lucious --- Bad Spectrum was not an insight I could vocalize but the second you said it aloud, I knew it to be a truth I'd held in my heart for years now.
The Maybelline scale works with Gideon too! He has long hair, and he is just a creature cosplaying as a Planeswalker. He just wants to punch you in the face
Meh, Oko in my experience is just good in edh. The more players there are, the less survivability oko has as its elk ability makes it a threat to everyone else, so it can't fly under the radar like other walkers can. 6/10
@@kaemonbonet4931 While Jace canonically has been known to have hair, the most egregious of Jace planeswalker cards have him suspiciously hooded. My hypothesis is that Jace experiences intermittent baldness which he tries to cover up using his hood.
Counterpoint: jaywalking is actually a fantasy crime invented by car companies to blame the excessive death caused by their products on pedestrians and steal the street from the people.
At that point we can just plant the crime as trespassing, which actually is a valid crime. At that point we can use the spectrum to define who you'd happily invite onto your property vs who you're unable to make leave. Chandra, generally chill when you're not evil. Doggo, self explanatory. Miss arrow is a hippie and I vibe with that, probably passing through anyway. Teferi will probably throw your land into a pocket dimension, Khan leaks Phyrexia out his butt, Dovin is gonna try to steal your property.
I'm assuming this means Nicol Bolas and his equally scaley brother Ugin fall on the bald/bad end of the spectrum by virtue of not being able to grow hair?
@PhoenicopterusR I can't 100% blame him, as it was Yawgmoth who set events in motion wherein Urza made Karn (with a Phyrexian Golem Heart) who made Argentum (and his heart gave it Phyrexian Oil, which tainted Memnarch who turned the world into Mirrodin which accidentally made the right conditions for that same oil to start the creation of the Praetors). But Nicol Bolas definitely could've done something about it, fuck that guy.
@12Fakeaccount Could Bolas have done something? Probably. Up till War of the Spark, he was one of the strongest walkers in the multiverse, and an old-walker at that. Would he? Probably not until March of the Machine, at which point he was imprisoned.
The first Ob Nixilis is about the only bald planeswalker I can think of that shouldn't be immediately shitcanned. You gotta pity him first, then do the shitcanning.
Do insects count as being bald? Because grist is one where you should probably leave it alone. It will be back next turn anyway no matter how often you squish it, so leaving it alive may actually be for the best.
Koth, depending on your viewpoint. i don't know what to call those... rocks...? if you count it as hair, proceed, but i'm confused on whether he counts as bald. i'll also point toward Zariel. she can be a problem, but she's there to accelerate your game, not stall it out.
Super friends decks are when the trolling of planewalkers comes to a whole new level. Often facilitated by Gostly Prison and Propaganda to keep you from attacking them while shenanigans of the most heinous variety ensue.
@@Kestral287 Archangel of Tithes, Archon of Absolution, Baird Steward of Argive, Forbidding Spirit, Norn's Annex, Onakke Oathkeeper, Promise of Loyalty, Sandwurm Convergence, Sphere of Safety, Sandswirl Wanderglyph, and Siyitri Dragon Master all make it difficult to smack their walkers, as does the likelihood that superfriends players are going to be running another 15-20 board wipes to stop you from swinging at them anyway. as a superfriends player, i do not condone stax walker gameplay. i have cards to discourage you from smacking my Chandras and Nissas around, but they're not prison effects or board wipes. they're the big pack of elementals i put in the way who will exchange blows with your board and are big enough to actually have a decent shot of coming out ahead if we tangle.
@@edschramm6757 I mean sure, but a lot of people do not understand how Ghostly Prison and Propaganda specifically interact with walkers and that's an important thing to make clear.
Just remember, Mald WILL have Planeswalkers in his deck. My favorite? Spelunking + Vorinclex + Nissa. (Ultimate). I usually have to treat (Food) after that.
Ajani - the lusciousestest of them all. Angrath - I guess it counts as luscious Arlinn - adjustable lusciousity Ashiok - definitely bald Chandra - already discussed Guff - now listen - this one is the first I see a lot of fab hair while sensing a criminal Dack (aka the best thief in the multiverse) - you are lying if you do not wish to have hair like, yet he is a self proclaimed criminal Lord Windgrace - furry yet a registered land offender (he likes to touch them in inappropriate ways) The theory was nice, but it doesn't hold up...
Dack (Hereafter referred to as "Dank Faded") is a criminal, yes. However, criminality is an inherent trait of heterosexual Planeswalkers and does not factor into their Maybelline rating. Guff is actually bald, he just rewrote the book that said he was bald to give himself hair Lord Windgrace, he is smooth, he is sleek, but he is not luscious as that would require volume Arlinn, no notes. "Adjustable Lusciosity" is a banger of a term and you should be proud.
Most Maybelline is my boi Dack who is an absolutely hilarious way to use Hidden Strings exiled onto Eye of The Storm. Ran with good tempo and we have a way to steal the entire board state of almost every one at the table.
Lmao This is too funny. I legit laughed out loud when you removed the Ls from Luscious and Bald. Bad, bald stinky walkers indeed. And no, none of them can get it. If they ain't got flowing locks as if they were in a hair product commercial like Chandra, Dack, Ajani or Liliana, I don't want them!
I was really excited for a moment when you were goin to change a letter in ‘bald’ because I did t know how you were gonna change a B to an M, but I was so excited for Maldhound to use his trademarked term.
first time i've ever seen comet on a list of good planeswalkers, idk if that was supposed to be a punchline but i never could've guessed that was going to be the last one on the list and it was extremely funny
And this is why Arlinn Kord is the best plainswalker, they’re all the card equivalent of walking up to someone slowly, then beating them to death with a 2x4, fast and efficient with obvious buildup. And she has the most hair of any plainswalker
First of all, how dare you, Teferi, HoD is one of my all time favorite planeswalkers. You're damn right I like playing control, and as a fellow blue player I am ashamed, nay, appalled that you would spit in the face of such value as repeatable free card draw with removal on the side. As a side note, here's a list of some of my other favorite planeswalkers: Venser, the Sojourner (you want to talk about ending the game faster? How about -1 my whole board is unblockable. Plus I love blink/flicker shenanigans.) Ajani, the Greathearted (I'm a sucker for life-gain combo shenanigans, especially involving Aetherflux Resovoir and/or ajani's pridemate+fling ability) Chandra, awakened inferno (the only good red is big red) Ugin, the Ineffable (Free 2/2s that turn INTO card draw AND I have passive cost reduction on colorless spells? I don't even CARE about his other effects) Garruk, primal hunter (free 3/3s and big card draw stapled together) Liliana, dreadhorde general (best mono-black planeswalker ever printed in my opinion) Lord Windgrace (because come one, free card draw AND ramp? Yes please.) Sarkhan unbroken (are you seeing a theme here? More free card draw with mega upsides later) And lastly, two that I don't think are "good", but I love them anyway for a couple themed pet decks I used to have: Serra, the benevolent (For me and my mono white angel/paladin deck, where yes, every single creature is either an angel or a paladin. Plus fantastic art) Jace, wielder of mysteries (more repeatable free card draw with mill stapled to it for added fun lol. Goes great with things like Jace's phantasm, which is a 1 mana 5/5 flyer if the opponent has 10 or more cards in the bin) Planeswalkers are mostly crap, it's true, but as you can see there are a few standout good ones, albeit that list changes person to person.
Karn, Liberated has given me a blazing hatred for the bald. “Oh, but he makes you a golem” Kaleb says, as he +4 +4 -14 on turn five or six every game he plays the deck
Hmm, guess I better double check my decks with this entertaining and informative video later on 🤔 The Maybelline spectrum is quite a factor I had never thought about until now 😄 Oko is still staying in my Sultai deck though 😎
You had to post this video on the day that I realized I haven't really enjoyed my superfriends deck since I switched it to Esika and decided to spend hours switching it back to Atraxa. At least it only has 4 bald people.
Planeswalkers are the single reason that i pray for more counter hate. Please let me strip all permanents of counters. Give me the instant speed Aether Snap.
As a canlander player I find it absolutely hilarious that you classified comet as a good design when I know him as one of the biggest menaces to society that exists
I will never forgive Chandra for her absolutely heinous violation of anything resembling a coherent conclusion in Oath of the Gatewatch and thusly while I do agree with your assessment of getting the game over with I firmly stand in the camp of "I refuse to enjoy seeing you anywhere for the narrative crimes you commit". The Maybelline Spectrum is a fantastic analysis on the impact of planeswalkers though, but I have to wonder where that places someone like Ob Nixilis.
Planeswalkers, just like Warhammer 40k villains, can be scaled in levels of evil based on how bald they are
Damn that's pretty good analogy. So I assume Horus and Erebus are near the top but Magnus and his flowing mane means he did nothing wrong
@@justinanderson2631 you got it
Ayyy someone understands
Objection we have the Kurze/Vulkan dilemma. Vulkan is a pretty good boy. Kurze skins people. Vulkan is bald and Kurze has pretty long hair.
So does that mean Fulgrim is a goodie?
As a bald dude my hands were in fisticuffs mode until the examples showed up. I promptly remained in fisticuffs mode but began seeking out the nearest mirror in solidarity with your analysis.
God, I love these new longer-than-1-minute formats. Here’s hoping we get more longform content.
"Malding".. it all makes so much sense now.. !
When one who malds does not immediately take an L, then they're just mad.
I don't even really know if that makes sense, but that's how the chart works, and that logic is undeniable.
If they do immediately take an L they slowly move towards being bald. (and potentially less gay).
Once they are bald, if they do not immediately take an L?
The Lucious --- Bad Spectrum was not an insight I could vocalize but the second you said it aloud, I knew it to be a truth I'd held in my heart for years now.
Yup. I went straight to the Kronk meme about "No no, he's got a point."
Kaya turns the whole thing upside down and ashiok is just cheating the system
"Be Gay do a crime" *shows Chandra*
Me: Perfection
“Be gay be a good girlfriend” *looks away from Chandra*
*Happy Ral noises*
*Happy lightnings*
What an uscious video, great work on this one king
Thank you kindly
I will now forever remember this when I see and play against a new plans Walker, to rate them on the Maybelline spectrum and deal with accordingly
The Maybelline scale works with Gideon too! He has long hair, and he is just a creature cosplaying as a Planeswalker. He just wants to punch you in the face
Which essentially means he's a creature that can't block.
According to this Oko is a fair and fine planeswalker, noted
You forgot about the simic rule. If it's simic, it's bullshit.
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Or anything involving blue. Mald will attest.
Um akshually he is ucious and ucious is undefined so it could still mean bad.😂
Meh, Oko in my experience is just good in edh. The more players there are, the less survivability oko has as its elk ability makes it a threat to everyone else, so it can't fly under the radar like other walkers can. 6/10
I submit to the court Narset, Parter of Veils. Those locks do be luscious but she has bald energy to spare
I would also submit oko. Most any oko.
@douglaszelazny1094 so you mean 2/3?
Ah the curse of the bald, able to keep a game at a stand still, but they couldnt counter their receding hairlines
Except Teferi. He's bald on purpose, as can be seen in weight of memory from DOM.
So Huatli gets the stamp of approval.
Huatli for sure does she does simple not broken stuff comparatively to evey dino you have in the deck with her
Huatli and Saheeli can do no wrong and I am not accepting arguments at this time, no matter how suspiciously cat-shaped they are
You're forgetting about jace
@@kaemonbonet4931 While Jace canonically has been known to have hair, the most egregious of Jace planeswalker cards have him suspiciously hooded. My hypothesis is that Jace experiences intermittent baldness which he tries to cover up using his hood.
She's a dinosaur breeder who can actually control them so they don't rampage. OF COURSE she gets a pass.
Notoriously lucious, well loved and fair planeswalker Liliana i'm sure agrees with this analysis
well shoot, hard to argue with the data here
i would love to see mald do a breakdown of all of the planeswalkers based on this.
Team up between him and Spice8Rack, who complicates the situation by having its own set of magnificent hair to account for
I don't think he complicates it, he fits it.
Counterpoint: jaywalking is a fantasy crime invented by local law enforcements as a way to hand out more tickets
Counterpoint: jaywalking is actually a fantasy crime invented by car companies to blame the excessive death caused by their products on pedestrians and steal the street from the people.
All the better for a fantasy card game created to hand out more cardboard
At that point we can just plant the crime as trespassing, which actually is a valid crime.
At that point we can use the spectrum to define who you'd happily invite onto your property vs who you're unable to make leave. Chandra, generally chill when you're not evil. Doggo, self explanatory. Miss arrow is a hippie and I vibe with that, probably passing through anyway.
Teferi will probably throw your land into a pocket dimension, Khan leaks Phyrexia out his butt, Dovin is gonna try to steal your property.
wrong! it's a fantasy crime invented by insurance brokers to not have to pay their dues
which i would argue is so much worse
I'm assuming this means Nicol Bolas and his equally scaley brother Ugin fall on the bald/bad end of the spectrum by virtue of not being able to grow hair?
Makes sense, Karn can't either
@fafdsfr and with good reason, he's the one to blame for all this new phyrexian nonsense.
@PhoenicopterusR I can't 100% blame him, as it was Yawgmoth who set events in motion wherein Urza made Karn (with a Phyrexian Golem Heart) who made Argentum (and his heart gave it Phyrexian Oil, which tainted Memnarch who turned the world into Mirrodin which accidentally made the right conditions for that same oil to start the creation of the Praetors). But Nicol Bolas definitely could've done something about it, fuck that guy.
@12Fakeaccount Could Bolas have done something?
Probably. Up till War of the Spark, he was one of the strongest walkers in the multiverse, and an old-walker at that.
Would he? Probably not until March of the Machine, at which point he was imprisoned.
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Karn knew what powered him. The fact he didn't take precautions to stop Glistening Oil from leaking is definitely his own fault.
So what I'm hearing is Narset Parter of Veils is fine, due to having incredibly lucious locks! Thank you Mr Hound
I’m sorry this is how you had to find out she’s wearing a wig.
The first Ob Nixilis is about the only bald planeswalker I can think of that shouldn't be immediately shitcanned. You gotta pity him first, then do the shitcanning.
Do insects count as being bald? Because grist is one where you should probably leave it alone. It will be back next turn anyway no matter how often you squish it, so leaving it alive may actually be for the best.
Koth, depending on your viewpoint. i don't know what to call those... rocks...? if you count it as hair, proceed, but i'm confused on whether he counts as bald. i'll also point toward Zariel. she can be a problem, but she's there to accelerate your game, not stall it out.
Super friends decks are when the trolling of planewalkers comes to a whole new level. Often facilitated by Gostly Prison and Propaganda to keep you from attacking them while shenanigans of the most heinous variety ensue.
Notably neither of those cards actually stop you from slapping their planeswalkers. Don't believe their lies, read their cards.
@@Kestral287 Archangel of Tithes, Archon of Absolution, Baird Steward of Argive, Forbidding Spirit, Norn's Annex, Onakke Oathkeeper, Promise of Loyalty, Sandwurm Convergence, Sphere of Safety, Sandswirl Wanderglyph, and Siyitri Dragon Master all make it difficult to smack their walkers, as does the likelihood that superfriends players are going to be running another 15-20 board wipes to stop you from swinging at them anyway.
as a superfriends player, i do not condone stax walker gameplay. i have cards to discourage you from smacking my Chandras and Nissas around, but they're not prison effects or board wipes. they're the big pack of elementals i put in the way who will exchange blows with your board and are big enough to actually have a decent shot of coming out ahead if we tangle.
@@edschramm6757 I mean sure, but a lot of people do not understand how Ghostly Prison and Propaganda specifically interact with walkers and that's an important thing to make clear.
@@Kestral287 fair enough. Especially if it's someone who used to play back when the redirection rule existed, when it would have worked like that
Dude the Maybelline spectrum took this video from a 9 to a 12 outta 10.
Just remember, Mald WILL have Planeswalkers in his deck. My favorite? Spelunking + Vorinclex + Nissa. (Ultimate). I usually have to treat (Food) after that.
My boyyyy, still live your stuff maldhound
Ajani steadfast: let me stop you right there.
Thanks Mald, wasn't too sure about running Narset, Parter of Veils but now I know she passes the luscious test.
Good job, Ajani. You pass the hair check. ❤
I have no idea where Vraska lies on this spectrum, but since she can remove the Bald players from the table. I am going to go with usious.
that spectrum made me feel like joaquin phoenix looking at aliens in the movie signs
0:37 For a moment I thought you were talking about Ral. Giving everything storm has never slowed a game down.
*stands up and starts applauding for 5 minutes
I went into this knowing I would agree 100% with whatever was said, but God damn I did not expect to agree 200%.
Spitting straight facts
100% scientific and accurate. thank you maldhound very cool!
Babe, wake up new Mald video dropped ❤
As a Chandra fan, she always gets a pass, especially if it's arson
This is exactly the content I’m looking for. Humorous, slightly offensive, unapologetic, and shitting on blue.
Absolutely luscious.
bro actually just lumped the dog in with vivian and chandra bro 💀
Ajani - the lusciousestest of them all.
Angrath - I guess it counts as luscious
Arlinn - adjustable lusciousity
Ashiok - definitely bald
Chandra - already discussed
Guff - now listen - this one is the first I see a lot of fab hair while sensing a criminal
Dack (aka the best thief in the multiverse) - you are lying if you do not wish to have hair like, yet he is a self proclaimed criminal
Lord Windgrace - furry yet a registered land offender (he likes to touch them in inappropriate ways)
The theory was nice, but it doesn't hold up...
Dack (Hereafter referred to as "Dank Faded") is a criminal, yes. However, criminality is an inherent trait of heterosexual Planeswalkers and does not factor into their Maybelline rating.
Guff is actually bald, he just rewrote the book that said he was bald to give himself hair
Lord Windgrace, he is smooth, he is sleek, but he is not luscious as that would require volume
Arlinn, no notes. "Adjustable Lusciosity" is a banger of a term and you should be proud.
I've got my doctorate in hating planeswalkers
The prop comedy here is truly excellent.
That ending punchline put me in stitches.
I swear every day you slowly turn into a southern businessman, I expect to hear “I do declare” and “now I’m just a simple countryman” every new video
The logic is impeccable.
We, the jury, find the prosecution's case solid and judge the bald planeswalkers as bad.
Most Maybelline is my boi Dack who is an absolutely hilarious way to use Hidden Strings exiled onto Eye of The Storm. Ran with good tempo and we have a way to steal the entire board state of almost every one at the table.
How could you forget about Minsc & Boo
Have you not seen what chaos Minsc and Boo have unleashed in legacy? The Maybelline scale is yet to be proven wrong
Arguably the strongest planeswalker in the game. Extremely strong in legacy and one of the two best planeswalker commanders (dihada being the other)
Just a simple country lawyer
My brother and I live by the phrase "Never suffer a planeswalker to live"
Question regarding the Luscious-Bald Scale: How does Vraska classify???
Elspeth and Tezzeret are not broken and I should constantly use them. Noted!
I came for a spice 8 rack style essay... and i was not disappointed. I havent laughed this hard in days.
this would make a great series if it isn't already! 10/10
Never thought I'd see the day when Mald was defending Nissa, but here we are.
Lmao This is too funny. I legit laughed out loud when you removed the Ls from Luscious and Bald. Bad, bald stinky walkers indeed. And no, none of them can get it. If they ain't got flowing locks as if they were in a hair product commercial like Chandra, Dack, Ajani or Liliana, I don't want them!
Without a doubt your most uscious video yet
Counterargument: Ajani steadfast
As a dedicated Chandra player I approve this message.
Whenever maldhound breaks out the full southern accent for a video you know it's gonna be a banger 😄😄😄😄🤪🤪🤪😆😆😆
I feel like i just watched a PhD thesis defense, bravo sir
Amount of fun per game is determined by the amount of hair on the plainswalkers of that color confirmed. New cedh meta begins: magic: the baldening
I was really excited for a moment when you were goin to change a letter in ‘bald’ because I did t know how you were gonna change a B to an M, but I was so excited for Maldhound to use his trademarked term.
first time i've ever seen comet on a list of good planeswalkers, idk if that was supposed to be a punchline but i never could've guessed that was going to be the last one on the list and it was extremely funny
Oh it was, I’ve used comet and know he’s a little bastard, but who is going to try and start it with the dog?
Looking at my Chandra sleeves, I feel so validated.
And this is why Arlinn Kord is the best plainswalker, they’re all the card equivalent of walking up to someone slowly, then beating them to death with a 2x4, fast and efficient with obvious buildup. And she has the most hair of any plainswalker
I would love to agree with your luscious-bald scale, but then i remember Narset exists.
"Chandra has great hair"
* Looks over to every artist who made her bald and drew flames on top and thought that was a good look *
First of all, how dare you, Teferi, HoD is one of my all time favorite planeswalkers. You're damn right I like playing control, and as a fellow blue player I am ashamed, nay, appalled that you would spit in the face of such value as repeatable free card draw with removal on the side.
As a side note, here's a list of some of my other favorite planeswalkers:
Venser, the Sojourner (you want to talk about ending the game faster? How about -1 my whole board is unblockable. Plus I love blink/flicker shenanigans.)
Ajani, the Greathearted (I'm a sucker for life-gain combo shenanigans, especially involving Aetherflux Resovoir and/or ajani's pridemate+fling ability)
Chandra, awakened inferno (the only good red is big red)
Ugin, the Ineffable (Free 2/2s that turn INTO card draw AND I have passive cost reduction on colorless spells? I don't even CARE about his other effects)
Garruk, primal hunter (free 3/3s and big card draw stapled together)
Liliana, dreadhorde general (best mono-black planeswalker ever printed in my opinion)
Lord Windgrace (because come one, free card draw AND ramp? Yes please.)
Sarkhan unbroken (are you seeing a theme here? More free card draw with mega upsides later)
And lastly, two that I don't think are "good", but I love them anyway for a couple themed pet decks I used to have:
Serra, the benevolent (For me and my mono white angel/paladin deck, where yes, every single creature is either an angel or a paladin. Plus fantastic art)
Jace, wielder of mysteries (more repeatable free card draw with mill stapled to it for added fun lol. Goes great with things like Jace's phantasm, which is a 1 mana 5/5 flyer if the opponent has 10 or more cards in the bin)
Planeswalkers are mostly crap, it's true, but as you can see there are a few standout good ones, albeit that list changes person to person.
Me, a Prison Abolitionist: "yes, jaywalking, a very serious offense. 500 years, dungeon"
Karn, Liberated has given me a blazing hatred for the bald. “Oh, but he makes you a golem” Kaleb says, as he +4 +4 -14 on turn five or six every game he plays the deck
I like your funny words, Magic Man.
Do laughing jasper flint please I am begging you to roast the silly lizard bro.
Hmm, guess I better double check my decks with this entertaining and informative video later on 🤔 The Maybelline spectrum is quite a factor I had never thought about until now 😄 Oko is still staying in my Sultai deck though 😎
10 outta 10 title!
That take an L bit was so good
I remember playing against a superfriends deck for the first time and being absolutely horrified at the bullshittery that went on
I'll agree with the Maybelline scale. I have a Chandra, Dressed to Kill full frame art canvas print framed on my wall.
Just a complicated southern lawyer
Ah, yes, Comet. A famously unproblematic Planeswalker :D
Where does Grist fall on the Baldness Spectrum?
The Lord of Pain, don't be scared!
You had to post this video on the day that I realized I haven't really enjoyed my superfriends deck since I switched it to Esika and decided to spend hours switching it back to Atraxa. At least it only has 4 bald people.
So, hair good bald bad. Got It. I am surprised that this was not sponsored by KEEPS.
Narset, Parter of Veils would like a word
Counterpoint: Jace has hair
But is it luscious?
Counterpoint: bro does NOT shampoo
Now where does ashiok fall on the mabyelline scale?
An absolute masterclass 😂
Looool detective has convinced me
Azorius is so desparate for control that they can't stand the thought of even one hair falling out of place, so they just shave it all off
My guy almost broke character introducing the Maybeline scale. Almost.
Oh I like this style of video
youtube was made for content like this
I’d have pointed out Daretti, but I guess we found out in conspiracy 2 that he had hair under his pope hat-
Planeswalkers are the single reason that i pray for more counter hate. Please let me strip all permanents of counters. Give me the instant speed Aether Snap.
As a canlander player I find it absolutely hilarious that you classified comet as a good design when I know him as one of the biggest menaces to society that exists
I’m a death and taxes legacy player I gotta protect my own
The Good, the Bald, and the Ugly(Nicol Bolas)
*Looks at my copies of Ral*
Not quite fully luscious locks, but we're close enough.
Counterpoint: Narset especially parter of veils
I will never forgive Chandra for her absolutely heinous violation of anything resembling a coherent conclusion in Oath of the Gatewatch and thusly while I do agree with your assessment of getting the game over with I firmly stand in the camp of "I refuse to enjoy seeing you anywhere for the narrative crimes you commit".
The Maybelline Spectrum is a fantastic analysis on the impact of planeswalkers though, but I have to wonder where that places someone like Ob Nixilis.
Hmm yes this is very good math on display here ONE PROBLEM:
Oko has hair
I get the feeling that you're a red player trapped in the body of a blue player.
He is Niv-Mizzet's most fleshy son
I mean you can't argue with science