Elite Dangerous Is Still A Nightmare - This Is Why (Voice Attack)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump  5 лет назад +2667

    I'M BACK BOIIIIS (and girls)!! I will revisit this game a third time when I review the Index, coming soon ;)
    Help me continue my anti-sun campaign: www.patreon.com/UpIsNotJump

    • @lamecgod
      @lamecgod 5 лет назад +19

      how it feel pewdiepie uploaded a video with a title like yours xD

    • @raiden9217
      @raiden9217 5 лет назад +2

      you should play it with the quest to test usability

    • @andreadams6115
      @andreadams6115 5 лет назад

      Thank you mr.upisnotjump *VERY COOL*

    • @christopherquintero7134
      @christopherquintero7134 5 лет назад

      Oh yeah

    • @hellstone5500
      @hellstone5500 5 лет назад +6

      UpIsNotJump where i can download you’re voice for the game

  • @AdamOoze
    @AdamOoze 5 лет назад +8372

    "I hate this ship"
    "It hates you too!"
    Do you even go outside anymore?

    • @tba3625
      @tba3625 5 лет назад +82

      no... no he clearly does not.

    • @DarthVraak
      @DarthVraak 5 лет назад +117

      Counter question: Why should he?

    • @denniselliott27
      @denniselliott27 5 лет назад +72

      Obviously not, as the Sun is his arch nemesis.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 5 лет назад +9

      Bunker down and pray for rain.

    • @knutpukallus9922
      @knutpukallus9922 5 лет назад +22

      @@denniselliott27 no, you see, he only moves at night

  • @alexwattsblog
    @alexwattsblog 4 года назад +807

    Elite player for several years - will pay handsomely for a voice pack of yours.
    'Oh this is just bloody brilliant, isn't it?' for weapons deployment was a masterstroke.
    Genuine cash waiting.

    • @mathgasm8484
      @mathgasm8484 4 года назад +13

      Did you get it?

    • @jellafella6957
      @jellafella6957 4 года назад +1

      I need to know if you got it.

    • @tusk2034
      @tusk2034 4 года назад

      Well....... DID YOU?!

    • @pegrat
      @pegrat 3 года назад

      WREEEEEEE DID YOU GET IT

    • @johnngo4653
      @johnngo4653 3 года назад

      WELL..... DID YA?!?

  • @Nightflyermike
    @Nightflyermike 5 лет назад +3407

    Now that you mention it, you actually do sound strangely like a star ship computer
    -British
    -Intelligent
    -Large Vocabulary

    • @zheleznodoskyy
      @zheleznodoskyy 5 лет назад +61

      So what my teacher THINKS I am.

    • @lucency
      @lucency 5 лет назад +193

      -Prone to sudden, panicked outbursts

    • @blueorb7030
      @blueorb7030 5 лет назад +4

      i don't know about #2

    • @Epicfilms321
      @Epicfilms321 5 лет назад +9

      @Vincent Isn't he a chemist? *still pretty smart just wanted to know if I was wrong about his previous stuff*

    • @mafiacat88
      @mafiacat88 5 лет назад +25

      Occasionally vaguely malevolent.

  • @tahvohck
    @tahvohck 5 лет назад +2745

    So you're gonna release the voice pack so we can all hear "WE'RE GONNA DIE" whenever we get scanned, right?

    • @rallakos
      @rallakos 5 лет назад +112

      I really want him to be my ship!!

    • @matthewnoybn6656
      @matthewnoybn6656 5 лет назад +21

      Same here

    • @Lerndmina
      @Lerndmina 4 года назад +15

      Please!

    • @PositiviteaTheFirst
      @PositiviteaTheFirst 4 года назад +13

      DO IT

    • @stagdragon3978
      @stagdragon3978 4 года назад +38

      and when I fail to speed into the docking bay properly and start grinding my nose against the dock I'll hear "I'LL CLEAN MY ROOM MUM I PROMISE!!"

  • @bloodprince9779
    @bloodprince9779 5 лет назад +2620

    UPIsNotJump: "curse you sun!"
    Ship responding to voice: "cursing sun, prepping course into sun"

    • @Anaerin
      @Anaerin 5 лет назад +173

      "Curse you, sun!"
      "Preparing to ram nearest star"

    • @EtanDaGmet
      @EtanDaGmet 5 лет назад +43

      *"DAMN YOU SUN!!"

    • @SciTrekker
      @SciTrekker 5 лет назад +24

      "The Sun is trying to kill me!"

    • @Encysted
      @Encysted 5 лет назад +27

      "Laying in course for nearest star.
      Accelerating to ramming speed."

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  5 лет назад +202

      i like this

  • @kasuraga
    @kasuraga 5 лет назад +1856

    "I hate this ship"
    "I hate you too"
    *self destructs*

    • @darkracer1252
      @darkracer1252 4 года назад +16

      this is possible with voice attack XD

  • @141matty
    @141matty 5 лет назад +1330

    "Toggle Frame shift drive" ---------"Khajit does not obey commands from humans"

    • @xxx1x47x41x3
      @xxx1x47x41x3 5 лет назад +4

      good one

    • @GITsL9I
      @GITsL9I 5 лет назад +10

      Missed a trick, all responses from the ship should have been in Khajits voice...

    • @spamuraigranatabru1149
      @spamuraigranatabru1149 5 лет назад +4

      Human is meant to fly ship not Khajit! There are no pockets to pi- AAAAH WHAT IS THAAAT????

    • @TerrariaGolem
      @TerrariaGolem 5 лет назад

      @@GITsL9I Khajiit?

    • @leechesinmybreeches29
      @leechesinmybreeches29 5 лет назад

      @@TerrariaGolem ruclips.net/video/-mxx4Qf1-Xc/видео.html

  • @WhyGodby
    @WhyGodby 5 лет назад +1089

    CAN YOU PLEASE UPLOAD THIS PACK SO WE CAN PLAY WITH YOUR VOICE AS THE SHIP COMPUTER

    • @AzeShorts
      @AzeShorts 3 года назад +47

      This Must happen, I don't play the game, but it must.

    • @LordNavala
      @LordNavala 3 года назад +27

      I'm going to buy this game next time its on sale. His voice better be a default option.

    • @CheapTricks
      @CheapTricks 3 года назад +7

      I have this game and still have yet to play it but with the voice pack will play it.

    • @bredcred_granted_0
      @bredcred_granted_0 3 года назад +3

      Are all capitals really necessary?

    • @Kharnellius
      @Kharnellius 3 года назад +14

      @@bredcred_granted_0 YES!!!

  • @ghosty3634
    @ghosty3634 5 лет назад +2464

    The end was spectacular. I would love to just hear you talk about the universe for hours

    • @AlrexTheGreat
      @AlrexTheGreat 5 лет назад +27

      that's what UINJ's wife said
      then she changed her mind
      :V

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 5 лет назад +46

      weirdly it made me want to play Mass Effect.

    • @sircharles1808
      @sircharles1808 5 лет назад +11

      ImYourGhost hope there is another physicsy video... like the one about the start of the universe and such.

    • @lucasduque8289
      @lucasduque8289 5 лет назад +8

      Seems like we just found a new Forgan Mreeman

    • @shiiche
      @shiiche 5 лет назад +10

      Legit got Exurbia vibes

  • @dylanchouinard6141
    @dylanchouinard6141 5 лет назад +814

    “Left...”
    “Left?”
    “PORT TO STARBORD, MR. WORF!”

  • @rocketman2485
    @rocketman2485 5 лет назад +1303

    UpisNotJump used voice attack against the sun! it wasn't very effective (took me 10 months to do a spellcheck on this)

  • @KizuRai
    @KizuRai 5 лет назад +237

    "I hate this ship"
    "It hates you too"
    Had more ROLLING

  • @raiden9217
    @raiden9217 5 лет назад +680

    Somehow listening to your voice in my cockpit would be both a great joy and a terrible nightmare all at once.

  • @CaptainJAS3
    @CaptainJAS3 5 лет назад +371

    UpIsNotJump: "This is right up my alley."
    Shows picture of him as a Rocket ship with a water gun.
    Stay classy my friend.

    • @TheBenjameister
      @TheBenjameister 4 года назад +1

      From which video is that, I swear I remember there was one where he was pumping it and shouting something like "Im gonna get you sun"

  • @Voidling_System
    @Voidling_System 5 лет назад +1810

    "It allows me to act as a Space Encyclopedia."
    So... You're the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
    We're doomed.

    • @jeronimo196
      @jeronimo196 5 лет назад +57

      It now just says "PANICK!" in jagged red letters on the cover.

    • @douglassobotka9630
      @douglassobotka9630 5 лет назад +9

      Damn it who the hell was like number 43

    • @ProjectOmega05
      @ProjectOmega05 5 лет назад +22

      Just don't forget where your towel is and everything should be fine.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад +4

      We where doomed anyways, get used to it, it is not all that bad

    • @turingsghost
      @turingsghost 5 лет назад +24

      Encyclopedic knowledge of incredibly off-topic, usually irrelevant subjects? Check. British, occasionally a bit snarky? Check. Tells you that your life is pretty insignificant in terms of scope, so you might as well have some fun? Check.
      Actually, he's pretty qualified for this job!

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 5 лет назад +227

    You know, it just hit me: Imagine your science teacher quitting to go dress up as a rocket ship and shoot water at the sun for the internet.
    I would support him all the way.

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 5 лет назад +5

      Ashly Medina
      I don’t see how quitting your stable job as a teacher to follow your dreams of being a meth dealer adds up.

    • @xX_Pokeman_Xx
      @xX_Pokeman_Xx 3 года назад +5

      @@cking4869 I know I'm a year late but that is a Breaking Bad reference...

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 3 года назад +5

      @@xX_Pokeman_Xx I don’t remember what the deleted comment was but yeah it probably was

    • @PwroLover
      @PwroLover 3 года назад

      @@cking4869 wait a second, you respond to comments after a whole year? What a chad

  • @jacknorton108
    @jacknorton108 5 лет назад +370

    After hearing your commentary near the end, I have concluded you must begin a podcast immediately

    • @maxedwill
      @maxedwill 5 лет назад +7

      Just watch some exerb1a instead

    • @AtomiskZabaleta
      @AtomiskZabaleta 5 лет назад

      Yeah listen to the dude above, Exurb1a is the correct name tho.

    • @Nuculer9001
      @Nuculer9001 3 месяца назад

      There are an infinite number of universes where he already did.

  • @TheEnterShepman
    @TheEnterShepman 3 года назад +48

    3:39 "I hate this ship" ... "It hates you too" this shows that you two are perfect together :)

  • @lewismackay9533
    @lewismackay9533 5 лет назад +266

    You NEED to work with HCS Voicepacks to turn yourself into a fully interactive ship AI. You'll be up there with all the greats like Shatner and De Lance.

  • @Nanoytgaming
    @Nanoytgaming 5 лет назад +227

    0:39 OI! what the hell man

  • @birbz1033
    @birbz1033 5 лет назад +586

    I’d pay money to have you give me directions in a game

    • @smuglord5057
      @smuglord5057 5 лет назад +22

      I'd pay to have him give me directions in life

    • @deth1634
      @deth1634 5 лет назад +15

      @@smuglord5057 i mean he was paid to do that before as a teacher

    • @nukacm
      @nukacm 5 лет назад +3

      The Waze GPS app allows you to use your own voice for directions... commission him lmao

  • @Mr0901
    @Mr0901 5 лет назад +80

    "it hates you too"
    *surprised Pikachu face*

  • @keyanstoney1742
    @keyanstoney1742 5 лет назад +288

    Already crazy man starts arguing with his clones neighbors report
    “We haven’t seen him for 3 days and every so often he will yell at the sun”

    • @KaryonTheirStory
      @KaryonTheirStory 5 лет назад +1

      We*

    • @KnabTheGoblin
      @KnabTheGoblin 5 лет назад +7

      Well first he was just damning the sun, then the next year he was dressed as a rocket with a water gun telling the sun he was comin'. That boy ain't right.

  • @oswaldtime
    @oswaldtime 5 лет назад +72

    i just love how you, in advance, made the "I Hate This Ship" command for later, so that its funny...
    also can we have that... voicepackthing?

  • @sm3xym3xican76
    @sm3xym3xican76 5 лет назад +573

    "Scan detected."
    *"WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIE"*

  • @W0lfenstrike
    @W0lfenstrike 5 лет назад +40

    "The universe is vast and beautiful, with millions of possibilities for life to thrive"
    *Barely audible yelling: *DAMN YOU SUN!*

  • @greatmoney
    @greatmoney 4 года назад +36

    0:12 "DEEP SPACE NINE THE BEST STAR TREK"
    hahahahaha! Love it :)

  • @bentomlins785
    @bentomlins785 5 лет назад +152

    That speech at the end about space was actually really amazing

    • @TheBroTie
      @TheBroTie 5 лет назад +8

      Anytime someone expresses interest in the Universe I always introduce them to what an infinite universe would mean as it is truly and utterly terrifying and wonderful in equal measures.

    • @bentomlins785
      @bentomlins785 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheBroTie yea it's terrifyingly huge but also infitely beautiful. It's a weird paradox eh?

    • @invisibleking726
      @invisibleking726 5 лет назад +5

      Check out Exurb1a if you like that sort of thing. Maybe start with his infinite rice pudding.

    • @TomoHawKzZ
      @TomoHawKzZ 5 лет назад +3

      Legitimately reminded me of an off brand Brian Cox

  • @durandol
    @durandol 5 лет назад +61

    Wow, that ending bit was quite interesting, and really makes one think about reality and the universe as a whole.
    So, existence is a nightmare part 3 when?

  • @nedruse1028
    @nedruse1028 5 лет назад +466

    Ok but where is mario part 2

  • @instantaneousvisceraloblit7081
    @instantaneousvisceraloblit7081 4 года назад +11

    If I heard "we're gonna die" whenever I was scanned I would download that in a heartbeat

  • @missjade6410
    @missjade6410 5 лет назад +83

    Came for the meme, stayed for the documentary introduction. Love it.

  • @UwUthunder
    @UwUthunder 4 года назад +8

    4:28-6:07 when the video suddenly turns into a space documentary and you start thinking about all the existential questions again.

  • @EnderIzzy124
    @EnderIzzy124 5 лет назад +49

    Having my ship's computer tell me about what kind of celestial object I'd just discovered would be fantastic, and it would be equally or more fantastic if it was your voice doing it.

  • @asingh2709
    @asingh2709 5 лет назад +28

    "You look very handsome today"

  • @rogthepirate4593
    @rogthepirate4593 5 лет назад +177

    Soooooooo .... where could one download this here voice attack profile?
    Asking for a friend ...

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 5 лет назад +15

      Asking for myself, personally.

    • @potatochiknug1258
      @potatochiknug1258 5 лет назад +16

      RogThePirate i’m asking to have it as a friend

    • @baranjan6969
      @baranjan6969 4 года назад

      I ask for my only friend's only friend also my big brother's little brother

  • @captainfach
    @captainfach 2 года назад +2

    Honestly, your voice is so soothing that I'd pay for a voice pack for voice attack if the clips were more serious. I'd love to have you as my jarvis

  • @taylorhancock5834
    @taylorhancock5834 5 лет назад +40

    Three things:
    One: "Ship will you just land please" is the best way of commanding a ship.
    Two: The Trek references were truly magnificent in this.
    Three: I think the world needs more of you talking about space...it's so good...
    Well, now to download Voice Attack on my game...

  • @BRUXXUS
    @BRUXXUS 5 лет назад +2

    I cannot even imagine how much work setting all that up was! Well done!

  • @ewan121
    @ewan121 5 лет назад +182

    I love how he turns into Neil Degrass Tyson at the end!

    • @cryasor3428
      @cryasor3428 5 лет назад +6

      Did i miss the sexual misconduct in this video?

    • @wenbluepirate3954
      @wenbluepirate3954 5 лет назад

      Who?

    • @rollingskatteswabajack347
      @rollingskatteswabajack347 5 лет назад +1

      @@cryasor3428 As far as I know, there is zero evidence for that. Next to it being unlikely

    • @cryasor3428
      @cryasor3428 5 лет назад

      @@rollingskatteswabajack347 He denied the rape accusation but confirmed the other sexual misconduct accusations.

    • @rollingskatteswabajack347
      @rollingskatteswabajack347 5 лет назад +2

      @@cryasor3428 I think you might want to look into those confirmations a bit more. 1s one he denied. 2nd one was misrepresented: the woman had a large tattoo of the solar system which he asked if he could take a look at. She said yes but was unconformtable with how he moved a bit of clothing out of the way to take a look at it. (Which ofcourse, she didn't tell him at the time). 3rd one was an assistant who claimed she was uncomfortable with how affectionate he was. Didn't tell him to stop.
      Last one was another assistent. Same story as with the previous one. She claimed he also said "if I hug you, I might just want more" to her. He didn't deny saying the exact line but we also didn't get any context. Might've been sexual, might've been a joke. We don't know. All I know is that the first 3 women did this for attention, knowing that the #MeToo atmosphere would grant them media coverage, seeing as Tyson is well known.
      Kinda getting sick of people getting targeted like this with no evidence to back any of it up. Note that none of them told him to stop or that what he was doing was making them uncomfortable. They just let it happen and complained about it years after. Innocent untill proven otherwise seems to gave gone out the window in exchange for 3+ attention whores who have met you at some point try to sacrifice you for the attention they require.

  • @Laura-fr2wx
    @Laura-fr2wx 4 года назад +18

    Came here for the laughs.
    Leaving with existential anxiety.

  • @yisraelkatz1958
    @yisraelkatz1958 5 лет назад +104

    Honestly thought when he said "my wife" he would make some kind of mic drop joke or something now that he's leveled up in life.

    • @HyperVegitoDBZ
      @HyperVegitoDBZ 5 лет назад

      Having a wife isnt really something to be proud about dude.

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 5 лет назад +9

      i was half expecting the manikin

    • @iaial0
      @iaial0 5 лет назад +1

      He even uploaded the video of his marriage

    • @HyperVegitoDBZ
      @HyperVegitoDBZ 5 лет назад +1

      @@iaial0 Well, these days you marry for attention of others, not for feelings.

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 5 лет назад +15

      You sound like your having a bad day Mr tempted. What's on your mind?

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 4 года назад +32

    Leaving this for myself, move along.
    Hi, me, the moment you’re looking for is 0:58

  • @InsertEvilLaugh
    @InsertEvilLaugh 5 лет назад +60

    Could have looked into HCS voice packs and had William Shatner talking to him while he flew through the galaxy.

    • @SegginsProductions
      @SegginsProductions 5 лет назад +1

      InsertEvilLaugh oh, those are so good!

    • @willmcdade4836
      @willmcdade4836 5 лет назад +2

      He work with the m to create one. I want nothing more. I just want that.

    • @delta4phoenix4
      @delta4phoenix4 5 лет назад

      InsertEvilLaugh Nah. I should take one of the snarky ones.

    • @deshz
      @deshz 5 лет назад

      The one with Brent Spiner(Data) is also very good.

    • @hcsvoicepacks
      @hcsvoicepacks 5 лет назад +3

      Yus! ;)

  • @BatJeff
    @BatJeff 5 лет назад +2

    Dude. Your videos make me laugh even when I'm having a horrible day. Please don't ever stop. You are damn near hilarious. Definitely going to be donating to your patreon.

  • @Deltafrost-xh7sq
    @Deltafrost-xh7sq 5 лет назад +31

    When did we go from a game review to a amazing space documentry

  • @Tallas75
    @Tallas75 5 лет назад +1

    Having you voice lines for this game just made me realize how much I want an UpIsNotJump voice pack for XCOM 2.

  • @willmcdade4836
    @willmcdade4836 5 лет назад +39

    I NEED a UpIsNotJump and Sid HCS Voice Pack.
    DAMN YOU THINGS THAT DONT EXIST!

  • @leadingauctions8440
    @leadingauctions8440 4 года назад +163

    He has a wife?
    She must have the patience of a saint.

    • @jogolord8122
      @jogolord8122 4 года назад +1

      What

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 4 года назад +13

      @@jogolord8122 Do you want me to copy paste the initial statement or are you a lost cause?

    • @jogolord8122
      @jogolord8122 4 года назад +9

      @@Gnossiene369 yes say it again please sir

    • @wubbysalmon2072
      @wubbysalmon2072 3 года назад +2

      @@jogolord8122 and he never said it again :pensive:

    • @XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7
      @XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7 2 года назад

      I’m sure she’s patient with the money he probably brings in

  • @ssjreptilegames2640
    @ssjreptilegames2640 5 лет назад +89

    Matt, can you please become the new default voice for elite dangerous?

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  5 лет назад +29

      I would love this

    • @doctorintrovertsius2211
      @doctorintrovertsius2211 5 лет назад +2

      @@UpIsNotJump I'm pretty sure Paige Harvey would love this, but not as much as I would.

    • @Nova_Astral
      @Nova_Astral 5 лет назад +6

      @@UpIsNotJump You could make a voice pack and im absolutely sure 500 different people would figure out how to mod it into the game

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin 5 лет назад +4

      @@Nova_Astral so basically we just need him to copypaste that folder onto a Google Drive and next thing we know there's mods for half the games in existence, including Skyrim, and there's a mod for RealDoll too just for the giggles of it.

    • @Nova_Astral
      @Nova_Astral 5 лет назад

      @@TheWinjin I need this in my life.

  • @tashkent561
    @tashkent561 5 лет назад

    That ending was pure gold. I just imagined an movie/book about some guy lost in the deeps of the space, with his only companion being an intelligent computer, with your voice. I'm so glad I've discovered your channel, you're one of my favorite youtubers ever.
    You, gentleman, you're an absolute fecking genius.

  • @chromatic_fate7114
    @chromatic_fate7114 5 лет назад +8

    The creators of Elite Dangerous should add your voice pack to the game as an add on. I'd love to hear the ship freak out every time I scan something XD

  • @CatS2TailS
    @CatS2TailS 4 года назад +1

    Make an audiobook of your travels in ED, with maybe a gif loop of the ship in warp, and I'd buy it twice and listen to it thrice a week. You have such a stellar, no pun intended, voice and acting like an A.I. talking about the universe is so perfect you dragged me in with only 2 minutes of speaking.

  • @r3volv3r50
    @r3volv3r50 5 лет назад +52

    Everything in space is fine so long as you have you remember one important thing.
    *DON'T PANIC*

  • @atomicdragon4944
    @atomicdragon4944 3 года назад +3

    "I hate this ship" "it hates you too"
    Gorgeous line

  • @Retribution1337
    @Retribution1337 5 лет назад +23

    You should team up with HCS Voice Packs. I would LOVE to have your voice on my ship making that sounds when travelling between systems. :D

    • @GITsL9I
      @GITsL9I 5 лет назад +3

      This, a comedy voice pack would be amazing.... Bearing in mind you've already started I'm sure HCS would get you on board pretty happily!

  • @gentledragon
    @gentledragon 5 лет назад +11

    We need to be able to download your voice recordings and extract them into the proper directories so that we can replace our ships computer with...well with you.

  • @dimplesofconcentration7692
    @dimplesofconcentration7692 5 лет назад +58

    ...... So theoretically with enough voice clips i can get anyone to be my computer..... And they said you couldn't make ED pornographic!!

    • @inversegalaxy8320
      @inversegalaxy8320 5 лет назад +7

      Not pornographic? Have you SEEN the Cutter??

    • @dimplesofconcentration7692
      @dimplesofconcentration7692 5 лет назад +4

      @@inversegalaxy8320 Ah there are indeed Phallic Ship which if combined with Asa Akira whispering "push me harder daddy" when engaging the throttle..... I maybe thinking about this too much.

    • @hannah42069
      @hannah42069 5 лет назад +3

      yamiks would like to have a word with you

  • @boomboomfiyah
    @boomboomfiyah 5 лет назад +1

    I hope you become a famous space show host because I would love to hear and watch you talk about and do crazy space/physics stuff (some of which is all done in a rocket costume)

  • @PayrollTips
    @PayrollTips 5 лет назад +18

    I have the "HCS voice pack Orion - Performed by William Shatner", it's brilliant. You should put yours out there for download just for fun.

  • @margotrosendorn6371
    @margotrosendorn6371 2 года назад +1

    *activates boost*
    Voice attack: "LUDICROUS SPEED!"
    bonus: it says "They've gone into plaid!" when speedbowling

  • @Skimmerlit
    @Skimmerlit 5 лет назад +19

    Step 1: Land a ship
    Step 2: Land a show

  • @thenamesgames6393
    @thenamesgames6393 5 лет назад +1

    holy SHIT that short paragraph of universal occurances was more explaining to me than 3 years worth of studies in macro-physics. Please for the love of god do more of that kind of stuff.

  • @RockLeeOfTheMounties
    @RockLeeOfTheMounties 5 лет назад +30

    "Oddly popular review." XD

  • @michaelmccandless1280
    @michaelmccandless1280 4 года назад +6

    Poor guy must be afraid of everything. Everything's a nightmare to him.

  • @TheEmeraldSword04
    @TheEmeraldSword04 5 лет назад +4

    I love how your ship says "yes sir" when you tell it to land.

  • @scoobylew24
    @scoobylew24 5 лет назад +2

    This is the best thing I've seen regarding that disaster of a game in a very long time. @1:45 had me rolling.

  • @Stenblood
    @Stenblood 5 лет назад +20

    We need more!

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  5 лет назад +5

      sorry this was a little shorter ha, I am over my creative funk and ready to make something BIG

    • @noearedarab56
      @noearedarab56 5 лет назад +1

      " I Giorno Giovanna have a dream"

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile Месяц назад +1

    1:50 - "And that gave me a lot less (caption: FEWER*) messages at once"
    respect.

  • @VSQL
    @VSQL 5 лет назад +5

    "DEEP SPACE NINE IS THE BEST STAR TREK"
    I agree.

  • @miles2419
    @miles2419 5 лет назад +1

    the little speech thing at the end (no not the goof) was pretty beautiful :,)

  • @superiorphi5778
    @superiorphi5778 5 лет назад +3

    5:38 "impwhassible" ~ UpIsNotJump(2019)

  • @adlerhaaland3507
    @adlerhaaland3507 4 года назад +2

    Dude left the plastic wrap on his index 😂👌😂👌😂👌 2:47

  • @sean00172
    @sean00172 5 лет назад +5

    "with infinity everything becomes possible" i've always thought this was an odd way to think about it. theres infinite numbers between 1 and 2 yet the answer will never be 3

    • @noelleholiday61
      @noelleholiday61 3 года назад

      Well, technically-
      Also it is highly possible. Perhaps not in the universe we know, but in some other universe.

  • @FlameSoulis
    @FlameSoulis 5 лет назад +1

    This reminds me of programming a complete system in Voice Attack for Eve online that would allow.... almost anything. Adjusting orbits, changing configurations, reloading weapons. The whole nine yards just via voice commands. The system also had logic, so it'd know if a module was activated or not. I tried to add screen reading so it can check the indications on the modules as well, but that got very dicey fast.

  • @RisenAshes
    @RisenAshes 5 лет назад +5

    So, next video is you finding out about HCS voice packs right?

  • @Ar7ific1al
    @Ar7ific1al 5 лет назад

    I love Banjo-Kazooie, it's one of my favorite childhood games. Now I have the music stuck in my head. I hope you're happy.

  • @MEMETV1
    @MEMETV1 5 лет назад +3

    Brian Blessed is my ship's computer.

  • @EanMartinTays
    @EanMartinTays 5 лет назад

    After watching your first video about Elite Dangerous I downloaded the game, set up all the graphics and changed the in game HUD color display to work perfectly with a VR headset (which I JUST bought), bought a joystick and throttle, purchased Voice Attack and an AI pack (can't believe you put all those voice responses in yourself), a new headset for a better mic and then an even better dedicated mic because the headset mic wasn't good enough and after about a week and a half of just set up I finally started playing this game and it's honestly probably the best buying decision I've ever made and the most immersive VR experience ever! This game is incredible, difficult, beautiful, massive and I can't wait to loose my life to it. Take me oh god Epic Dangerous, take me to a time when humans aren't stuck with one foot in the future and one in the dark ages! TAKE ME!

  • @demonminer8093
    @demonminer8093 5 лет назад +7

    I swear to god I'll never get sick of your humor. there's just something so confusing about a man programming his ship to respond to hate, thats so funny.

  • @margotrosendorn6371
    @margotrosendorn6371 2 года назад +1

    0:28 Nerdy nitpicking alert!
    "Starboard" is actually right, not left.
    Spaceships use pitch/yaw/roll instead of standard left and right steering because you're operating in 3 dimensions and not 2.
    Worf was the tactical officer and chief of security, not helm.
    (Geordi HAS actually taken the conn though, so I won't ding you for that.)
    All joking aside, I'm happy to see another trekkie in ED. :P

  • @Zakaria1426ah
    @Zakaria1426ah 5 лет назад +13

    My favorite RUclipsr
    What you saying :D

  • @0ShadowArcher0
    @0ShadowArcher0 5 лет назад

    That was an extrem good video again. No weard noices 5 times louder than anything else and good joke that came out quick, without further explanation. Great work.

  • @jqme
    @jqme 5 лет назад +3

    Man does that FTL music make me happy :)

  • @WhitefoxSpace
    @WhitefoxSpace 4 года назад

    2:05:
    Quality content 10/10

  • @tootyfrooty7604
    @tootyfrooty7604 5 лет назад +3

    So in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities somewhere out there, You are indeed Bob Ross!

  • @Zackarco
    @Zackarco 5 лет назад

    Someone hire this man to do documentaries because god-damn, your voice is perfect for it!
    Great video also, had some genuine laughs!

  • @Kurtiis93
    @Kurtiis93 5 лет назад +5

    "Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek"
    ...I...ADORE...YOU! 😂

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 5 лет назад +1

      It is true and nothing anyone says will change that !

  • @gregbarnes4083
    @gregbarnes4083 5 лет назад

    You've probably been told this already but you would be a wonderful narrator for space documentaries, I could listen to your voice for hours.

  • @Zombiefleischer
    @Zombiefleischer 5 лет назад +3

    You should try hcs voicepacks. They are amazing! Travelling though space with the voice of William Shatner, Michael Dorn, etc. With VR it is an amazing imersiv experience :D

  • @Jun3bug99
    @Jun3bug99 5 лет назад

    The ending monologue actually gave me goosebumps holy crap. This was really good!

    • @animegodz6981
      @animegodz6981 3 года назад

      Ikr especially with that bgm track mmmmmmhhm I need

  • @lillyuwu4054
    @lillyuwu4054 4 года назад +6

    “Ship. Do you feel love?”
    “No.”
    “Haha me neither.”

  • @Ozymandias_SofaBear
    @Ozymandias_SofaBear 3 года назад

    Just so you know - I'm on the part of Earth where ED is not available.
    In lieu of trucking space, here we truck trucks in Snowrunner.
    So, I've only browsed RUclips enjoying the antics of those who play ED.
    Your antics caught my attention. You've earned a subscriber.
    Your wife's pretty too!

  • @bobbywatson942
    @bobbywatson942 5 лет назад +11

    Can we download the voice pack, though?

  • @JuMoraf
    @JuMoraf 5 лет назад

    What a wonderfully unique episode. A lot of effort and consideration was put into this video. Feels like a lot more than normal and that isn't a dig at UpIsNotJump. I loved it.

  • @autotism
    @autotism 3 года назад +3

    Elite Dangerous: Odyssey is *still* an absolute nightmare

  • @jayl2298
    @jayl2298 5 лет назад

    Ok but that ending was just, really moving. Like that shit’s the intro monologue to some proper sci fi shit

  • @danso_999
    @danso_999 5 лет назад +3

    0:48 Radar picking up "something"
    0:51 Sees an incoming missile

  • @iamcrash5525
    @iamcrash5525 5 лет назад

    God I wish you would make a 30 minute to and hour video of you just talking about theories, space, the universe, anything, and I'd watch it