My Squirrel Has Brain Damage - Safety Third 119

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @elainehohman5009
    @elainehohman5009 2 месяца назад +133

    Literally tweaking, i haven’t eaten any food in so long bc there’s been no episodes of my food-eating podcast

  • @GuyPerson-jt9tv
    @GuyPerson-jt9tv 2 месяца назад +44

    So... rest in peace, Safety Third, I guess. 😭🤧

  • @W3RTY
    @W3RTY 3 месяца назад +101

    Where new safety third?

  • @lidabao8
    @lidabao8 4 месяца назад +180

    we got the patreon free trial lol

  • @spayum2
    @spayum2 4 месяца назад +127

    Petition to name the squirrel NASCAR because it can only turn left

  • @gooooooooooooooooooooose
    @gooooooooooooooooooooose 2 месяца назад +41

    Rewatching this so I can pretend that my favourite podcast is still alive

  • @wtfpwnz0red
    @wtfpwnz0red 4 месяца назад +108

    Every squirrel is a flying squirrel when you have a Mark Rober CrunchLabs™ Squirrel Catapult

  • @nicberry3603
    @nicberry3603 4 месяца назад +285

    How dare you be a day late for my slop

    • @Someoneoninonet_mkmfpy
      @Someoneoninonet_mkmfpy 4 месяца назад +2

      Time zones 21:11

    • @MohamIsMe
      @MohamIsMe 3 месяца назад

      I mean, compared to the other slop on this website, I would say this is one of the least sloppiest

    • @violintegral
      @violintegral 3 месяца назад

      @@Someoneoninonet_mkmfpyit was late regardless of your timezone

    • @Someoneoninonet_mkmfpy
      @Someoneoninonet_mkmfpy 3 месяца назад

      @@violintegral k”

    • @owenfinney3057
      @owenfinney3057 3 месяца назад +8

      Whys it been 3 weeks no upload tho 😕

  • @SunShireFarms
    @SunShireFarms 2 месяца назад +23

    I miss you
    Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
    The shadow in the background of the morgue
    The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
    We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
    Where you can always find me
    And we'll have halloween on Christmas
    And in the night we'll wish this never ends
    We'll wish this never ends
    I miss you, miss you
    I miss you, miss you
    Where are you and I'm so sorry
    I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
    I need somebody and always
    This sick, strange darkness
    Comes creeping on so haunting everytime
    And as I stared I counted the webs from all the spiders
    Catching things and eating their insides
    Like indecision to call you and hear your voice of treason
    Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
    Stop this pain tonight
    Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head
    (I miss you, miss you)
    Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head
    (I miss you, miss you)

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 4 месяца назад +53

    just like a cosmic ray can flip a bit on your computer and make it malfunction, a cosmic pavement tile can hit your squirrel and make it malfunction too

  • @kyled1243
    @kyled1243 2 месяца назад +9

    I can only assume the Safety Third set has been transformed into a CT Scanner.

  • @LeeroyJenkins94
    @LeeroyJenkins94 4 месяца назад +32

    in my teens i had a rat that grew relatively old for a rat that was supposed to be fed to snakes, it got to 3 and a half years, but at the end of its life it had a stroke and only went clockwise, we put it down at the doctor after that. So many good memories with that rat, it was my companion when i went out in the pub

    • @mikedang3613
      @mikedang3613 3 месяца назад +1

      This reminded me that I, too, had a rat that was snake feed. Was a white-haired, red eyed rat. She was a good rat.

  • @mersco
    @mersco 2 месяца назад +12

    I have a deep and profound sense of loss.

  • @Lordofhogs
    @Lordofhogs 3 месяца назад +23

    Please John Safetythird 🙏🙏 I need to consume more content

  • @brokenfone
    @brokenfone 3 месяца назад +27

    I think they are alive but the podcast version of them died

    • @daemonk756890
      @daemonk756890 2 месяца назад +5

      Have they said why it's stopped anywhere?

  • @Clutch275
    @Clutch275 4 месяца назад +17

    I had "ear tubes" surgery, twice. Once in 6th grade and again Freshman year along with tonsils and adenoids. Fast Forward 4 years and I was a TACP in the AF Running Radio Networks and Calling Airstrikes, CAS. No Combat, Served in the 90s. After the AF, I became a Recording Studio Engineer For the Last 22 Years. I Think the Surgerys Did Something to my ears. I still hear frequencies nobody else notices. Im 49

    • @djldjldjl
      @djldjldjl 4 месяца назад +3

      I think you are likely right, similar to the theory of how tinnitus sometimes works to reduce further hearing loss in the high frequency range - anecdotally, I am a musician who has had tinnitus my whole life and still can hear frequencies upwards of 20k nearing 30. Variety of factors including increased likelihood to avoid environments that might induce further loss but I've wanted to see more research in this field for a long time.

    • @nicazer
      @nicazer 4 месяца назад +3

      @@djldjldjl It could be because tinnitus and hearing loss are both symptoms of hearing damage, so some are more suseptible to one or the other. You might just be more suseptible to tinnitus so you experience it more intensely for relatively small amounts of actual hearing loss. I'm no expert though.

  • @georgealexanderp
    @georgealexanderp 4 месяца назад +12

    Squirrels used to be fairly popular pets actually in the 1800s. You can find old portraits of people posing with their pet squirrels.

  • @RyanMercer
    @RyanMercer 4 месяца назад +56

    I went to highschool with someone that went Navy instead of Army because their last name was "Fieler"

    • @Cody_Istre
      @Cody_Istre 3 месяца назад +4

      So, they preferred to be a Seaman Fieler, rather than a Private Fieler? 🤔

    • @mikedang3613
      @mikedang3613 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Cody_Istre Maj. Fieler

  • @GerinoMorn
    @GerinoMorn 4 месяца назад +26

    Please note, that there is no giant lasers in US Navy, there is no deployed system of laser defence and it is definitely not called Aegis.

    • @francomasiniofficial
      @francomasiniofficial 4 месяца назад +10

      of course they did not give that non-existent system such a cool name.

    • @SpitFir3Tornado
      @SpitFir3Tornado 3 месяца назад +2

      Aegis is the name of the integrated weapons system that's been around for like 50 years, the lasers are probably integrated into it but they are not called Aegis.

    • @mikedang3613
      @mikedang3613 3 месяца назад

      HELIOS is being integrated into its vessel and the Aegis combat system, allowing permanent installation.

  • @HailHydra27
    @HailHydra27 3 месяца назад +17

    It's joever

  • @calex64
    @calex64 Месяц назад +3

    Please continue making this show. I really miss it.

  • @wexsum
    @wexsum Месяц назад +9

    ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS AND STILL NO MORE EPISODE IM BOUTTA CRASH OUT

  • @GerinoMorn
    @GerinoMorn 4 месяца назад +7

    When it comes to pets: for species people want to preserve in the area, people have to be "banned" from e.g. capturing them for profit or in other way endangering the animals. For species that people don't want in the area because they are an invasive species, people have to be "banned" from e.g. breeding them as a lot of pets get abandoned/released/run away.

  • @Pallerim
    @Pallerim 4 месяца назад +14

    Brain-damaged squirrel at next years Open Sauce?

  • @alexbutler1944
    @alexbutler1944 2 месяца назад +5

    I like to imagine they're in the same great beyond as Sam O'Nella

  • @SheWhoWalksSilently
    @SheWhoWalksSilently 4 месяца назад +28

    Did Allen bite the dust from a dumpster snack gone wrong?

  • @programablenuance
    @programablenuance 2 месяца назад +8

    How dare you stop the podcast right when I got into it

  • @d3faultdotxbe
    @d3faultdotxbe 4 месяца назад +7

    1) Entertainment
    2) Education
    3) Safety

    • @jakass
      @jakass 4 месяца назад

      1.) Super fun
      2.) Entertainment
      3.) Xtra safe

  • @JohnDoe-dj3wg
    @JohnDoe-dj3wg 2 месяца назад +8

    where are the new episodes??!??!?

  • @Thedillpickle69
    @Thedillpickle69 3 месяца назад +21

    What happened to podcast where did it go?

    • @crytilz
      @crytilz 3 месяца назад +5

      lazy will

    • @LoopeeDK
      @LoopeeDK 2 месяца назад +2

      Cancelled clearly 😮

    • @Someoneoninonet_mkmfpy
      @Someoneoninonet_mkmfpy 2 месяца назад

      On a snap ID card 8:08

    • @Thedillpickle69
      @Thedillpickle69 2 месяца назад +2

      Rest in peace the safety third podcast it was a good run

  • @LukeLoveland
    @LukeLoveland 2 месяца назад +3

    Hope its just a break and not over

  • @fry6822
    @fry6822 4 месяца назад +9

    who up safetying' they third

  • @Space-boi-
    @Space-boi- Месяц назад +6

    Wheressss our podcasttfgffg

  • @seldoon_nemar
    @seldoon_nemar 4 месяца назад +7

    Car exhaust is messed up.
    I use pure argon 😅

  • @splashsmash
    @splashsmash Месяц назад +2

    i cant believe William passed away... he was so young

  • @playstuff7574
    @playstuff7574 4 месяца назад +4

    I met a "Seamen Swallow" . I had to go to some Destroyer to trade supplies. I didn't make a big deal of it & I could tell she appreciated it. Name tags n' such.

  • @super_burk
    @super_burk 4 месяца назад +5

    The reason it is called Nicokick is because this is a Swedish developed (but owned by Philip Morris) product and a nicokick is the Swedish expression for a nicotine rush

  • @kordalerejkhun8371
    @kordalerejkhun8371 4 месяца назад +3

    My grampy was a pastor and he had a squirrel problem in his attic, He would use the have-a-heart traps and "baptize" them later.

  • @BPBomber
    @BPBomber 3 месяца назад +3

    Kevin and Will are two very smart dumb guys.

  • @nathan584
    @nathan584 4 месяца назад +2

    Hopefully the squirrel survives but if it's brain damaged it probably won't but it could of also be poisoned some symptoms of head trauma in squirrels can be similar to poisoning symptoms. Leaning to the side, Walking in circles, Acting dizzy, and or Blood from the nose or mouth. Kevin is now squirrel daddy

  • @ally_chat
    @ally_chat 3 месяца назад

    The squirrel that we rescued didn't have a normal childhood. She had a leg injury, so she was raised indoors, and as a result she didn't learn to run properly so now she hops around. We can always tell which one she is because she has a mostly white tail and cannot run right.

  • @kevinsallwasser3233
    @kevinsallwasser3233 3 месяца назад +12

    Is the podcast over?

    • @wreck-itralph938
      @wreck-itralph938 3 месяца назад +7

      they died

    • @nozzzzy
      @nozzzzy 3 месяца назад +6

      Will is just being lazy.

    • @HailHydra27
      @HailHydra27 3 месяца назад +16

      I'm gonna guess they couldn't go a full 90 minutes without unpublishable jokes about mr beast

  • @MNbenMN
    @MNbenMN 4 месяца назад +4

    11:57 Imagine being the centipede at the top of that pyramid. What kind of VPN would you need to cover those tracks?

  • @Phoxygamer2113
    @Phoxygamer2113 3 месяца назад +2

    I vote for the brain damage squirrel to be the official mascot.
    I just realized that they didn't even mention that it was just the two of them. XD

  • @StaYUTI420
    @StaYUTI420 4 месяца назад +3

    Adam Savage must come!

  • @wacco4932
    @wacco4932 2 месяца назад +3

    I just finished watching every episode. Where the frick are the new episodes William?

  • @master12726
    @master12726 4 месяца назад +2

    The squirrel's just not an ambiturner, just like Derek.

  • @dustinmuller8164
    @dustinmuller8164 Месяц назад +8

    there is a new episode on patreon

    • @hurrdurr7861
      @hurrdurr7861 Месяц назад +1

      So did they move this podcast to patreon only then? They could at least announce something like that

    • @KageKrigeren
      @KageKrigeren Месяц назад +4

      @@hurrdurr7861 The title is "We're Back" so just give it a minute before making any hasty assumptions

  • @zenmark42
    @zenmark42 3 месяца назад

    I've interacted with a pet squirrel; he was also apparently not super smart... he was just a normal grey squirrel. His name was nutters iirc? he was, as always, a horrible pet, he bit all the time, and had zero recall or desire to go back to you.... which was a problem when one of his parent's let him into one of our trees.... the other parent was not thrilled.... he didn't come back down for a while.... but eventually he wanted some food so it was not that bad but we were fully on his schedule. they had a whole bathroom and outdoor space for him but he was as far as squirrels super super good, most of them would be so much worse.

  • @ashton35
    @ashton35 3 месяца назад

    If you have a section/table in your shop. Showcase your ability to control your section WHILE being productive. If you sacrifice productivity in order to stay organized you're falling behind

  • @iflyjets8166
    @iflyjets8166 4 месяца назад

    Finally, I started dying when I didn't see the podcast yesterday

  • @Fusslmattl
    @Fusslmattl 3 месяца назад +6

    Hello boys,
    For some reason I really enjoy what you do and the guests you bring on the podcast.
    But there is one person that I would really like to hear and see one day: curtis from cutting edge engineering. You've probably heard or seen what he does but recently he started completely rebuilding his yard-crane (pretty crazy project imo). Seems like he's also a pretty chill guy but situated in australia.
    Anyway keep doing whatever you're doing and greetings from austria

    • @ngc_6205
      @ngc_6205 Месяц назад

      would also love to see Stuff Made Here on the podcast.

  • @SbassLaser
    @SbassLaser Месяц назад +5

    Daddies where are you? UwU

  • @SheWhoWalksSilently
    @SheWhoWalksSilently 4 месяца назад +5

    From what I've seen of Will's other videos, I think the gophers are DONE 💥
    The Goathead is NEXT 👹

  • @raico6890
    @raico6890 3 месяца назад +7

    next podcast was gonna be about mr beast

  • @BrandEver117
    @BrandEver117 Месяц назад +4

    Kevin is going to get rabies and expire

  • @Scrumbumbler
    @Scrumbumbler Месяц назад +2

    Waiting for the next episode got me plotting to send Will unmarked non-Newtonian liquid

  • @bassmaster135790666
    @bassmaster135790666 2 месяца назад +5

    Did they just make so much money off of Open sauce they're never going to upload again

  • @runed0s86
    @runed0s86 3 месяца назад +1

    Oh my god install an adblocker 14:20

  • @oskarsigns
    @oskarsigns 2 месяца назад +3

    im shiiting and pissing rn without a new ep

  • @1jacobge
    @1jacobge 4 месяца назад +6

    Stop making fun of the little guy he is just not a ambiturner like you

  • @ChromaLock
    @ChromaLock 4 месяца назад

    thanks for the advice boys

  • @kadeanderson2772
    @kadeanderson2772 4 месяца назад +1

    Squirrel could have Lyme disease. Happens to deer to when It infects the brainstem.

  • @JamieMayes89
    @JamieMayes89 4 месяца назад

    Completely forgot about the names being added to the end of these videos 😂 feels good

  • @dona7.
    @dona7. 2 месяца назад +3

    Where are all the new episodes? 🥺

  • @TheNexGFXDesigner
    @TheNexGFXDesigner 2 месяца назад

    ""I want some more" *raises bowl*

  • @playstuff7574
    @playstuff7574 4 месяца назад

    The Navy was the most difficult 4 years of my life. But I wouldn't trade it for the world. Tough as it was, I had a great time.

  • @gearscodeandfire
    @gearscodeandfire 3 месяца назад

    My theory- squirrel sustained damage to non-dominant parietal lobe and has hemi-neglect. This only works if it runs clockwise.

  • @runed0s86
    @runed0s86 4 месяца назад

    Take it to a vet! Running in circles is a symptom of several deadly diseases!

  • @vj420
    @vj420 2 месяца назад +6

    give me more content!

  • @ogfoxhound
    @ogfoxhound 4 месяца назад

    9:45 my thoughts when ya'll cant remember basic ass science trivia. xD

  • @seldoon_nemar
    @seldoon_nemar 3 месяца назад

    "they want our oil"
    Considering in the last 15-20 years we've started to make 2x-4x more oil than anyone else... _yes_

  • @MawoDuffer
    @MawoDuffer 3 месяца назад

    Pirate software has a ferret that could only turn one direction. It might be similar to the squirrel

  • @Number5_SCP
    @Number5_SCP 4 месяца назад

    Kevin's first step in to becomeing a wildlife youtuber

  • @koosnaamloos4291
    @koosnaamloos4291 2 месяца назад

    Honestly this is how we should van expected the podcast to end

  • @Sue_Me_Too
    @Sue_Me_Too 2 месяца назад +1

    William Osmond seems to clearly hate being an Internet celebrity and I think that makes him all the more deserving of the fame.
    I also love the rest of the Safety Third crew, you guys should get StyroPyro back on!

  • @Someoneoninonet_mkmfpy
    @Someoneoninonet_mkmfpy 4 месяца назад

    Car exhaust remember 36:22

  • @spmmatt
    @spmmatt 4 месяца назад +1

    I found a hawk with west nile and it kept twisting its head like it was trying to turn around. Wonder if thats the squirrel

  • @violintegral
    @violintegral 2 месяца назад +2

    2 months without safety third

  • @sleepysonny3
    @sleepysonny3 4 месяца назад +1

    Imagine they were squirrels and had a mentally ill human in their shed who they captured and observed

  • @-a6833
    @-a6833 4 месяца назад +7

    Kevin is the Disney princess of rabies and you cannot convince me otherwise
    Edit: If Kevin is the princess then William is the villain, jesus christ, a car exhaust?

  • @sisterskaoi
    @sisterskaoi 4 месяца назад +1

    Cats can get pregnant from 4 months old, which is crazy. You could have 3 generations of kittens inside a year.

    • @Leeqzombie
      @Leeqzombie Месяц назад

      But what about the length of pregnancy? Cats are pregnant for at least 63 days (2ish months). So, 'best case' scenario, you could only get a newborn kitten every 6 months, two generations in a year.

  • @Shako_Lamb
    @Shako_Lamb 4 месяца назад

    I've had relatives in West Virginia who have had pet squirrels

  • @batt3ryac1d
    @batt3ryac1d 3 месяца назад

    I totally had my nasal turbinates lasered about the same time but it's regressed a bit I probably will have to get the nose balloons like Will.

  • @ScottBot2000
    @ScottBot2000 4 месяца назад

    We had a chicken like that. She got attacked by something one night. We were sure she would die. But then she survived and would always walk in counterclockwise circles. After a year she mostly worked that out but was still just stupid after…

  • @travishunter8573
    @travishunter8573 4 месяца назад

    Ok so approaching a boss about something like being messy. Don't attack them. Ask them if you can take charge of it or ask them if they have ideas for how the team can keep the shop organized(don't say clean) then they will have investment and if they let you take it on then you get some authority

  • @ThadiusWhacknamara
    @ThadiusWhacknamara 4 месяца назад

    Let's never forget old mate Seaman Stain...

  • @terratoilet3641
    @terratoilet3641 Месяц назад +1

    the squirrel was fine until the hawk tuahed it

  • @LolimuseBroccolious
    @LolimuseBroccolious 3 месяца назад +6

    ポッドキャストが終わりだ。😭😭😭

  • @Tony3821
    @Tony3821 4 месяца назад +1

    "I can fix her" - Kevin 2024

  • @icecubesbones
    @icecubesbones 4 месяца назад

    @kevin we can find you a squirrel rehabber ❤

  • @TaylorMade4Zero
    @TaylorMade4Zero Месяц назад +1

    Miss You

  • @krillianlastrange4886
    @krillianlastrange4886 4 месяца назад +1

    Will, I think a chair worth an rifd reader that steals your CC info from your wallet when you sit would be pretty cool

  • @IchBinRiq
    @IchBinRiq Месяц назад

    3:40 wait … say that again

  • @braniganirby3586
    @braniganirby3586 3 месяца назад

    6:44 🐿️🌳

  • @theoc3148
    @theoc3148 Месяц назад +2

    My sloppppppppppppp come back

  • @Builtdifferent221
    @Builtdifferent221 3 месяца назад

    Some people put meat scraps in a freezer and throw it sweaty later so it doesn’t attract raccoons and such

  • @tripatomz3441
    @tripatomz3441 4 месяца назад

    In texas you can have almost anything as a pet.

  • @Someoneoninonet_mkmfpy
    @Someoneoninonet_mkmfpy 4 месяца назад

    I thought it was getting towards the end of the episode no no not even halfway through 21:11

  • @HalftimeRanga
    @HalftimeRanga 4 месяца назад

    Ok. So imagine, theres a leg theif. He steals someones leg, to replace his missing leg. That person then becomes the leg theif, finds a victim. Steals a leg. And the cycle continues.
    Why did i watch this high 😂