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  • @sharlockshacolmes9381
    @sharlockshacolmes9381 Месяц назад +292

    "I want Skyla to be a hot Latina woman" - my goat

    • @GitsuneG
      @GitsuneG Месяц назад +10

      Shadow the Hedgehog approve of this.

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS Месяц назад +1

      Based taste

  • @Gh0stWh33l
    @Gh0stWh33l Месяц назад +321

    This is a certified "The Disney Vault is full of Porn" moment.

    • @Neoicecreaman
      @Neoicecreaman Месяц назад +19

      A place, truly, for "Disney adults" lol

    • @Rasamune
      @Rasamune Месяц назад +11

      Keep Osamu Tezuka's wooden chest closed plz

  • @trashman1605
    @trashman1605 Месяц назад +890

    Someone unironically on Twitter said "imagine if this was actually a real thing, a single pokemon does something wrong so his entire specie gets demonized for a week or so" and i had to put my phone down because someone just completely forgot the concept of racism.

    • @HDmexsComboCon
      @HDmexsComboCon Месяц назад +210

      We are so used to Human Racism, we are denying a market for a broader meta.

    • @robotbootyhunter6878
      @robotbootyhunter6878 Месяц назад

      @@HDmexsComboConUntapped racism markets.

    • @Shadow6OO
      @Shadow6OO Месяц назад +61

      Was that someone you? It sounds like that person was making a cheeky remark and knew exactly what they were doing.

    • @abrahamjohn7183
      @abrahamjohn7183 Месяц назад +13

      I think this goes past racism and is more collective bias. This can happen to anything, even if it's not living.

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus Месяц назад +13

      Like Woolie.

  • @wildebur
    @wildebur Месяц назад +329

    Holding my cyndaquil close to my chest rn and telling him everything is going to be okay

    • @alvaromantillacasado6890
      @alvaromantillacasado6890 Месяц назад +44

      Get that boy an everstone NOW

    • @MegaBichiX
      @MegaBichiX Месяц назад +10

      He has to eat all the berries

    • @alphaamigo9688
      @alphaamigo9688 Месяц назад +10

      No one's ever evolving quilava again

    • @ApexGale
      @ApexGale Месяц назад +9

      vaporeon fans thinking "welcome to the club"

    • @yukaiyami
      @yukaiyami Месяц назад +1

      Quilava, as my favorite Pokémon, has always held an everstone. I’m gonna force my Quilava freaking swallow that stone to make sure he stays that way

  • @majdjinn5042
    @majdjinn5042 Месяц назад +299

    ...my biggest takeaway from the leak is that Pokemon are much closer to yokai/fairies than actual animals and ditto's main interests is that it can do other Pokemon than anything else

    • @jfp4life
      @jfp4life Месяц назад +51

      One benefit of Ditto existing is that you can blame any and all transgressions done by a pokemon on the nearest Ditto

    • @INTCUWUSIUA
      @INTCUWUSIUA Месяц назад

      So here's a fun theory you can put together from the leak
      We know that Ditto is byproduct of making Mewtwo
      We know that Blaine used his DNA to make Mewtwo by combining it with Mew's
      From the leaks plus a certain encounter in PLA we know that humans would have to be in the Field, Water 1, and Mineral groups, but there's no pokemon in more than 2 egg groups
      The conclussion? Human's are in the ditto egg group and ditto got its ability to reproduce with anything from its human DNA

    • @samuelwilliams663
      @samuelwilliams663 Месяц назад +18

      @@jfp4life Or the nearest Zorua or Zoroark

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 Месяц назад +15

      That was basically always the case.

    • @MrDjWalnut
      @MrDjWalnut Месяц назад +19

      It was a big idea in gen 1 that they've kinda phased out over the years. There's the Raichu dex entry mentioning Indian elephants and the early anime had regular fish & that one promotional pic with a regular dog people like to point out

  • @BIGBLUBLUR
    @BIGBLUBLUR Месяц назад +206

    I'm so glad that Pat is treating the reactions to some of the leaks with the pure exhausted derision that it frankly deserves

    • @Kektus1
      @Kektus1 Месяц назад +16

      I honestly feel that way about pretty much any leak.

    • @Darmanimon
      @Darmanimon Месяц назад +22

      the unintentional humor of this coming from someone with a Sonic pfp is not lost on me

    • @BIGBLUBLUR
      @BIGBLUBLUR Месяц назад +49

      @Darmanimon I don't think I'm sure what you're implying. Now, if you excuse me, I'm off to play Sonic 06. I wonder if the princess girl is gonna do anything wacky near the end!

    • @Darmanimon
      @Darmanimon Месяц назад +22

      @@BIGBLUBLUR lmao thanks for taking that joke in good stride, you're all right

    • @Amirifiz
      @Amirifiz Месяц назад +13

      Even when I first read it, I recognized that it was told like an old fable but because of the words used everyone took it a certain way. Hell no one talks about the Slaking one and thats just as bad if not worse.
      I really like the Ursaring and the man with the Sharpedo sword tho. Solid story.

  • @Used__Napkin
    @Used__Napkin Месяц назад +86

    Honestly I appreciate Pat’s restraint talking about this, I was sure if anyone would take the time to paint a company as fully of freaks it’d be him. That said, it’s fucked up how many employees got their personal info leaked for the sake of a weekend of goofing on Game Freak.

    • @kylekillgannon
      @kylekillgannon Месяц назад +5

      If anybody of the group would get in on the dirty it would be Plague of Gripes

  • @Kladyos
    @Kladyos Месяц назад +35

    "There once were Pokémon that married people.
    There once were people who married Pokémon.
    This was a normal thing because long ago people and Pokémon were the same."
    -Diamond/Pearl library text "Sinnoh Folk Story 3" (direct translation from Japanese)

  • @samuelwilliams663
    @samuelwilliams663 Месяц назад +104

    All this shows me is that the people who are complaining about this wouldn't survive reading the Brothers Grimm version of Disney stories (and even the Grimm versions were somewhat sanitized from the original stories).

    • @ligtningdog6399
      @ligtningdog6399 Месяц назад +29

      Forget about Brothers Grimm. These people would literally crap themselves if they learned about any religion.

    • @clericoflight476
      @clericoflight476 Месяц назад +13

      But also I wonder what the overlap is with the pearl clutchers and the people who beat the "hey guys did you know Vaporeon" meme into the ground

    • @Biodeamon
      @Biodeamon Месяц назад

      people shocked at typhlosion should read the ORIGINAL red riding hood
      beastiality and pedophillia ahoy

    • @MrBareBones2000
      @MrBareBones2000 Месяц назад +3

      @@clericoflight476 I'd say they're probably the exact same group of people, they just try to act like they aren't at times

    • @Diinytro
      @Diinytro Месяц назад +2

      People aren't shocked some stories have adult content, people are shocked that these stories came from the Pokemon creators. If it was connected to Pokemon, no one would care.

  • @musoumiko4730
    @musoumiko4730 Месяц назад +37

    People aren't ready for ancient Greek myths and it shows

    • @Diinytro
      @Diinytro Месяц назад

      People are fine with Greek myths because they are from old time and don't involve Pokemon.

    • @heartlesshealer
      @heartlesshealer Месяц назад +2

      @@Diinytro You'd be surprised how many people are both disgusted and surprised by the incest, transformations, and Zeus as a golden shower. Hardly anyone in mainstream circles looks at mythology

    • @Mind_Crimes
      @Mind_Crimes Месяц назад

      It makes the relations between Persophone & Hades look a lot less... consenual. Also that's her uncle.

  • @CountofBleck
    @CountofBleck Месяц назад +172

    "It sounds so romantic when you describe it as a love that transcended the boundary of species, but I mean, when you think about what that MEANS, it's kind of...gross." ~Hazama, Blazblue: Contiuum Shift

    • @foultarnished3134
      @foultarnished3134 Месяц назад +29

      Wait wait wait
      Who was he talking about?
      ...was it Nine and Jubei?

    • @CountofBleck
      @CountofBleck Месяц назад +30

      ​@@foultarnished3134 yeah, he was taunting Kokonoe

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Месяц назад +20

      It's odd how DarkStalkers and Blazblue has so much "bait" in this area while Bloody Roar has Zero

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 Месяц назад +9

      Hazama doesn't get to talk at all with his freaky fetishes.

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@iller3
      No it isn't. Bloody Roar isn't as popular.

  • @kilroy6806
    @kilroy6806 Месяц назад +38

    The Vaporeon posts were coming from inside the house

  • @dsg2v
    @dsg2v Месяц назад +83

    There's no laws against the pokemon batman....

    • @BIGBLUBLUR
      @BIGBLUBLUR Месяц назад +22

      There's no laws against the people, Zubat

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS Месяц назад +3

      @@BIGBLUBLUR NO MR. MIME! DON'T DO IT!

  • @sirlenemodesto2665
    @sirlenemodesto2665 Месяц назад +156

    We're now in the game freaky era

    • @KrimmyKrim
      @KrimmyKrim Месяц назад +14

      I hate this so much, take your thumbs up and get out.

    • @ligtningdog6399
      @ligtningdog6399 Месяц назад +5

      We been here the for years. People are just now taking notice.

  • @mrmwm5446
    @mrmwm5446 Месяц назад +112

    Octillery’s a victim. Man walked up brazenly and “had relations” with it in broad daylight

    • @Dragonsmana
      @Dragonsmana Месяц назад +24

      Octillery became the Fisherman's Wife that night.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Месяц назад +16

      if it didn't want it, it would have closed its perfectly cylindrical vacuum autoblow attachment ...... Pat has similar issues whenever he's streaming

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar Месяц назад

      Octillery got assaulted twice, and they are putting her on the same level as a degenerate that kidnaps girls and threatens them to kill their dad if they dare to leave his goon cave for a whole year!

    • @trashmouse94
      @trashmouse94 Месяц назад +11

      it's ok. It gave him consent in a dream

    • @Brave_SJ
      @Brave_SJ Месяц назад +12

      Octillery went back for more though

  • @thomasc.d.2785
    @thomasc.d.2785 Месяц назад +71

    4:32 This spitballing actually puts into context a lot of the stuff I've read about Takeshi Shudo's original vision for the anime, which largely consists of asking, "Hey, what if a world whose infrastructure and community revolved around teens going off to have battles with sentient monsters was kinda *fucked uuuup* ?"

    • @theotherjared9824
      @theotherjared9824 Месяц назад +5

      Maybe that's why the manga adaptations are weirdly gruesome and sensual. It was the only way he could make his unfiltered vision a reality.

    • @thomasc.d.2785
      @thomasc.d.2785 Месяц назад +1

      @@theotherjared9824 Oh god I forgot about all the shit I'd seen that was in the manga.
      Good ol' "Arbok getting cut in fucking half", we can't forget that.

    • @theotherjared9824
      @theotherjared9824 Месяц назад

      @@thomasc.d.2785 Misty stuffing her bra with pokeballs.

    • @emperormegaman3856
      @emperormegaman3856 Месяц назад +3

      @theotherjared9824 The manga wasn't done by Shudo. The weird stuff in the early arc (after that, while still more serious than the anime, it doesn't really have that type of stuff anymore) was more of a result of the Pokemon Franchise as a whole not yet having found its tone and Game freak not having created a unified feel for the franchise, and early games not having much in terms of plot and character, leading to the mangaka elaborating a lot on their own.
      There are also a few other, less well-known mangas adaptation that are very off models.

    • @Mind_Crimes
      @Mind_Crimes Месяц назад +1

      Apparently that's called Narutaru?

  • @BreakerBea
    @BreakerBea Месяц назад +108

    Whos gonna tell Pat that the "asshole soul stealer" is actually in Sekiro?
    Edit: Before people attempt to correct me further, im talking about the Headless. The enemies that literally have a command grab where they steal your soul out of your anus.

    • @gatfatf
      @gatfatf Месяц назад +1

      Pat knows what a kappa is, that's why he made the joke.

    • @superbnns
      @superbnns Месяц назад +2

      He's talking about Dung Eater

    • @gatfatf
      @gatfatf Месяц назад

      @@superbnns The character based off of a yokai?

    • @superbnns
      @superbnns Месяц назад

      @@gatfatf yes. Watch Zulie's video about him

    • @gatfatf
      @gatfatf Месяц назад +1

      @@superbnns Why would I watch a video on information I already know? I literally just got through pointing out the connection

  • @Hegataro
    @Hegataro Месяц назад +110

    To Woolie's argument, Salazzle (I knew EXACTLY which one he was talking about), not only has fuck-me eyes but, in spite of being a lizard, also has a pronounced chest

    • @seablade214
      @seablade214 Месяц назад +37

      and canonically collects males or something, right?

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Месяц назад +39

      ...and apparently some chemical emitting powers too? There is like Zero plausible deniability with that creature :p

    • @Hegataro
      @Hegataro Месяц назад

      @@seablade214 Salazzle can only be female, so they create a harem of Salandit by use of their hormones
      ​ @iller3 and then those hormones (which I'm pretty sure are poisonous?) are then used by humans to create perfume
      They quite literally are the "go and fuck this lizard" pokemon

    • @ukyoize
      @ukyoize Месяц назад +25

      ​@@iller3that explicitly work on humans

    • @Amirifiz
      @Amirifiz Месяц назад +7

      ​@@ukyoizeHmm? Don't the dex say the pheromones are for her harem of Salandits.

  • @Urthdigger
    @Urthdigger Месяц назад +35

    Pat's face when Woolie was talking about how Typhlosion will decided whether you smash or pass XD

  • @Sandberry
    @Sandberry Месяц назад +158

    Pleasantly surprised that these two waited for full context before adding to the whole "Typhlosion's a pedo" shtick. The leaks have a ton of beta assets, character designs, and even game design notes and imo that's something I kind of wish we'd see more discourse on but I get why Twitter fixated on sex pest Typhlosion in particular

    • @Akaritomi
      @Akaritomi Месяц назад +20

      Our 4 weird dads were always smarter and fair during podcasts. I still play the old bestfriendcast episodes in the background while doing chores.

    • @CanterlotCrusader
      @CanterlotCrusader Месяц назад +34

      Yeah those are neat but don't get the headlines as child friendly pokemon doing bad stuff does.
      Honestly the worst part of the leaks were people leaking personal info of employees, that shit ain't right.

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 Месяц назад

      They go with what they know

    • @thomasc.d.2785
      @thomasc.d.2785 Месяц назад +25

      The *actual* discourse here is that we could have gotten a penguin bowling pin Pokemon as a counterpart to Spheal and someone committed the unforgivable crime of saying "no" to that.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Месяц назад +6

      Twitter and Fan artists were fixated way before this.. I counted 83 pages of NSFW just on that species alone BEFORE the leaks happened

  • @admcleo
    @admcleo Месяц назад +43

    People say they'll smash pokemon and nobody bats an eye, because it's all "part of the plan" but you say one, little typhlosion falls in love with a girl and EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND!

    • @infernaldalek2851
      @infernaldalek2851 Месяц назад +2

      I don't know. A lot of them were pretty fucked up, even by fanfic standards. The slakoth one starts with children catching them so they can torture them recreationally. The kids were bored, so they tortured sloths to death. You know, kid stuff.

    • @admcleo
      @admcleo Месяц назад +5

      @@infernaldalek2851 That actually does sound like kids stuff and things directly taken out of Grimms Fairy Tales.

    • @Thetiredpotato11
      @Thetiredpotato11 29 дней назад

      fall in love? nah fam that's diddy with a dash of cosby

  • @PregnantAdamSandler
    @PregnantAdamSandler Месяц назад +37

    So funniest part of this was glossed over: this happened because a gamefreak employee clicked on a phishing link.

    • @DexPlushy
      @DexPlushy Месяц назад +6

      Phishing scams can be very convincing when they're highly targeted

    • @BIGBLUBLUR
      @BIGBLUBLUR Месяц назад

      @@PregnantAdamSandler Tragic
      Imagine getting fired and your coworkers doxed because you didn't notice that email your supervisor sent had an extra "l" in the address line

  • @binuxuser
    @binuxuser Месяц назад +120

    What bothers me is that people are looking at these concepts and jumping into the "calling it canon" bandwagon when it's as Pat said, developer spitballing. Like an author even thinking about something instantly makes it canon somehow.

    • @nahman3836
      @nahman3836 Месяц назад +9

      What's a fandom without a cult like reverence towards the series creators??

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 Месяц назад +5

      The point of "headcanon" is that you choose which elements you want to embrace as part of this fiction. Media Literacy implies that you have this right in spite of what the creator might tell you.

    • @FrozenOver0
      @FrozenOver0 Месяц назад +7

      Eh, elements of these myths were preserved in the final version of Diamond and Pearl, in an in-game book of old myth, albeit toned down, naturally. The Japanese version mentions "marriages" between human and pokemon, though in the context of selkie-like stories. Even then, how canon you want to take these myths is up in the air. Sure, the ones about Arceus and its creations are correct, but that doesn't mean the rest are.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Месяц назад +5

      you just described the entire Silmarillian ... ALSO, if it gets claimed under copyright/leak protection, it's 100% canon :D

    • @theotherjared9824
      @theotherjared9824 Месяц назад +1

      No one is seriously expecting this to be referenced in the future. It's just funny to imagine.

  • @bbfreak10000
    @bbfreak10000 Месяц назад +65

    First Mohg beats the allegations. Then my boy Hypno

    • @barrettbirks1058
      @barrettbirks1058 Месяц назад +5

      Nah, Hypno did diddy shit

    • @Americanbadashh
      @Americanbadashh Месяц назад +14

      @@barrettbirks1058 No he didn't. He just killed people

  • @redX331
    @redX331 Месяц назад +20

    Plague of gripes was right!

  • @psychotripnerdstuff
    @psychotripnerdstuff Месяц назад +13

    "WOP WOP WOP WOP, Woolz fuck 'em up!"

  • @WaterDog1502
    @WaterDog1502 Месяц назад +7

    What an awful time to be a fan of both Vaporeon and Typhlosion now i look even more like a freak than normal

    • @johnnysalery7383
      @johnnysalery7383 Месяц назад +3

      Blame the internet for being overly sexual with Pokémon tbh
      There wasn’t nearly this much slop when I grew watching the series, and even if there was….AT LEAST NOBODY SAID ANYTHING smh

  • @atropabelladonna12
    @atropabelladonna12 Месяц назад +41

    2:53 OCTI-LARRY?! That's the single-most amazing mispronunciation of a pokemon I've ever heard! Octi-Larry HA that's so good.

    • @Rasamune
      @Rasamune Месяц назад +3

      Octo-Larry~ Nobody suspects a thing~

    • @Mattismen
      @Mattismen Месяц назад +1

      Leisure Suit Octo-Larry 🐙

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 Месяц назад +35

    its funny watching people experience this and not realize that virtually everyone in creative circles does this, regardless if its in a professional work environment, if you have the ability to draw, then your likely gonna make porn at some point, hell even Osamu Tezuka had doodles of a naked mouse girl he kept locked in a drawer that wasn't found until after his passing, it just happens XD

    • @ligtningdog6399
      @ligtningdog6399 Месяц назад +22

      Mostly because people are stupid and take things at face value. Like the opposite it very true. If someone known for making porn decides to make something SFW, people will acted surprised or even offended.
      Creative people just want to create things.

    • @Gojiro7
      @Gojiro7 Месяц назад +5

      @@ligtningdog6399 too true, I know it turns heads when Zonetan makes something isn't porn gifs even though there a very talented artist who has every right to make all manor of things.....like Skullgirls XD

  • @jbark678
    @jbark678 Месяц назад +35

    Japanese mythology is crazy

    • @OrilliousTyr
      @OrilliousTyr Месяц назад +44

      Mythology in general is pretty wild

    • @Americanbadashh
      @Americanbadashh Месяц назад +20

      @@OrilliousTyr Zeus is in the Hercules family tree multiple time. ON BOTH SIDES!

    • @emperormegaman3856
      @emperormegaman3856 Месяц назад +2

      Mythology in général. The "animal bride" is a Trope that pop up in quite a few completely unrelated mythologies.

  • @PanickedPike
    @PanickedPike Месяц назад +132

    MOHGPHLOSION HAS BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS

    • @barrettbirks1058
      @barrettbirks1058 Месяц назад +6

      no he hasn't, read the doc

    • @PanickedPike
      @PanickedPike Месяц назад +13

      @@barrettbirks1058 Doc was machine translated in a rush. It left out details.

    • @barrettbirks1058
      @barrettbirks1058 Месяц назад +5

      @@PanickedPike T diddy done diddy did that diddy shit and I won't allow you to ruin the joke for me

    • @PanickedPike
      @PanickedPike Месяц назад +9

      @@barrettbirks1058 Bruh, there's plenty of ACTUAL pedos to dunk on. Don't ruin someone's favorite 'mon, man.

    • @Flamezuki
      @Flamezuki Месяц назад +5

      Pick a better favourite Mon. Typhlosion was always worst starter in Johto

  • @cyborg2254
    @cyborg2254 Месяц назад +15

    My man typhlosion was framed, it was a shapeshifter (ditto)

  • @posteriorpepperoni
    @posteriorpepperoni Месяц назад +66

    I had a feeling, this one time a Typhlosion tried to get me into Blue Archive

  • @vistea1
    @vistea1 Месяц назад +12

    So are we all going to ignore the fact that everyone a couple of years ago, people were publicly announcing which pokemon they would smash or pass?

    • @AdBlock-xl3tt
      @AdBlock-xl3tt Месяц назад +8

      Guess they were just ahead of the curve

    • @Diinytro
      @Diinytro Месяц назад +2

      There is a big difference between raunchy coming from fans vs it coming from official sources.

  • @ViroVeteruscy
    @ViroVeteruscy Месяц назад +12

    Salazzle is what Woolie was talking about. She canonically has a harem >w>

  • @morganqorishchi8181
    @morganqorishchi8181 Месяц назад +16

    8:14 This makes sense. People don't care about people. People care about fiction. That's not unique to Pokemon, that's just fandom.

    • @koifish835
      @koifish835 Месяц назад +6

      I think most people aren't following the leaks or aren't even aware of them they just see people talking about these "weird pokemon sex stories" out of context and then it keeps spreading from there. Most people I see who have the context of what happened mention the personal data that was stolen and how awful it is. Though you are still right lots of people are selfish and care more about their fandom than anything else.

    • @AgeOfSynn
      @AgeOfSynn Месяц назад

      Thousands of Social Security numbers were hacked in America a month ago and everyone moved on from it immediately. There's not much anyone can do, and it happens so often that people have become desensitized to it.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Месяц назад

      Yeah the dead society claim was a little…….off to say the least

  • @Gatherway
    @Gatherway Месяц назад +29

    Let's be real, there's been no going back ever since they decided to design a Pokemon who resembled a green-haired anime girl.

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Месяц назад +11

      There's that one grass type who starts off as a berry thing and ends as a "step on me" domme mommy, and her name in Japanese is thought to be a reference to dominatrixes.

    • @andremarques4863
      @andremarques4863 Месяц назад +5

      Still can't believe that's the go-to. Sure, back then it was uncommon for a pokémon to be humanoid, but Gardevoir doesn't even have a mouth, and its whole body is misshapen... you might as well say you'd smash Jynx if all it takes is "looks human"

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 Месяц назад +4

      Which one? We have like 20 you could be saying even before Gardevoiur.

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 Месяц назад

      ​@@andremarques4863
      Your just not looking at the porn and it shows.

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 Месяц назад +4

      @@andremarques4863 It's the little bang that covers one of the eyes. It's a very cute look that a lot of people instantly regard as "waifu material" if it's an anime design

  • @EtNoika
    @EtNoika Месяц назад +7

    Nemona, Geeta and Prof. Sada bestowing upon Skyla the ñ-pass.

  • @AndyChockee
    @AndyChockee Месяц назад +39

    I am shocked that woolie said “it started with Reshiram”

    • @SwagBroPlays
      @SwagBroPlays Месяц назад +28

      A Gen 5 Pokemon XD
      Bro doesn't realize they already had Lopunny, Gardervoir, and several others

    • @androidps1440
      @androidps1440 Месяц назад

      Let me guess...you have a mommy kink

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Месяц назад

      The White Legendary dragon?

    • @BoxcarPhill
      @BoxcarPhill Месяц назад +11

      I can hear his voice "lubby chudder".....those who know, know

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Месяц назад +8

      Hank Hill ditching Peggy for Reshiram is still one of the funniest pictures ever created

  • @Sigismund697
    @Sigismund697 Месяц назад +2

    Tbh the part i liked the most was the whole creation myths
    The fact they have several drafts even creates the illusion of several different stories being passed down by different people and thus creating this unintentional feeling of authenticity due to real world myths being the same way

  • @GentleIceZ
    @GentleIceZ Месяц назад +9

    I think we'd all (game)freak out about this stuff less if we didn't hold the idea that pokemon are just animal rather than things like guardian spirits. Like if you tell me your wife is Ninetails I'm not going to think Kitsune the shapeshifting Yokai, I'm gonna think regular-ass fox and then I'm gonna rethink our friendship

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Месяц назад +2

      According to some dex entries, Ninetales is the reincarnation of nine ancient saints who combined together into one soul.
      *_To anyone furry for Ninetales out there, Your Waifu is nine old dudes in a fursuit!_*

  • @JojoDigitalArtist
    @JojoDigitalArtist Месяц назад +8

    THere is already lore of Pokemon Human relations in pokemon itself but it's in one of the random lore books in a library in game somewhere that only real lore divers would find funnily enough.

  • @Kradily
    @Kradily Месяц назад +3

    Legit this kind of crap was going on since freaking red and blue, you literally had Lt. Surge and his raichu talking about the pokemon war, the guy in his house talking about his love and then noticing he is talking about his pokemon in the corner...
    Pokemon has always from day one been ecchi and freaky xD never change japan!

  • @Dragonsmana
    @Dragonsmana Месяц назад +8

    Was *this* the patent Palworld infringed on? (Joking)

  • @JohnDoe-cc3rk
    @JohnDoe-cc3rk Месяц назад +4

    For me it's Regigigas hating the Demiurge and it tying to the blank plate.

  • @AJGexe
    @AJGexe Месяц назад +3

    "What's food made of?"
    "Where do babies come from?"
    "What is death?"
    It must be very difficult to answer important world building questions when they get you a news cycle of controversy.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf Месяц назад +3

    All sorts of mythologies have freaky shit. Zeus once transformed into a swan to rape a woman, and a bunch of classical artists _painted_ that. (Some of them even had her looking like she was really into it.)

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo Месяц назад +20

    I feel a special kind of relief seeing that title, and knowing that no one will try to make a 2010s-esque shitty Nerd Culture(tm) parody song where they mixed Pokemon with Not Like Us, wearing the shittiest costumes money can buy. That's one part of the past I don't miss.

    • @andremarques4863
      @andremarques4863 Месяц назад +1

      But I thought the title WAS a reference to Not Like Us... and they talk about Kendrick needing to go after Typhlosion

    • @BigFingerRo
      @BigFingerRo Месяц назад +1

      @@andremarques4863 Sorry, I didn't specify, I meant to say a parody song.

    • @andremarques4863
      @andremarques4863 Месяц назад

      @@BigFingerRo Oh ok, gotcha

  • @michaelmaguire4147
    @michaelmaguire4147 Месяц назад +1

    30:20 it sounds to me like a bunch of people who've never read pokedex entries are suddenly big mad.

  • @LarryButz
    @LarryButz Месяц назад +4

    Reminder that it recently came out a day ago that nearly all of the docs were basic machine translated and have major discrepancies between what is written vs actually conveyed from thorough translation; even the whole “child age” part of this isn’t even said nor any grooming/unwilling aspect with the hermit Typhlosion. A lot of the info was just passed on 4chan with poor translations and were ran with by everyone without checking the actual text.
    *MOHG DEFENDERS, RISE ONCE MORE! ALLEGATIONS HAVE COME TO BE BEAT.*

    • @GameBooAdvancePlus
      @GameBooAdvancePlus Месяц назад

      That whole "debunking" was done by a single literal who on twitter, who simply said "it's machine translated so everything's wrong" like we didn't already know it's a rough translation and provided no additional clarification or even his own translation beyond "source: my ass". Pokemon Twitter is so eager to spread misinformation it's insane just like the palworld situation.

    • @LarryButz
      @LarryButz Месяц назад +5

      @@GameBooAdvancePlus Except that it was provided and the whole thread has been updating from input and corrections by others
      The whole point of the thread was that it WASN’T spread that it was a really rough translation since everyone kept on using it as face value. They literally even say that the thread is redundant in nature at the very beginning but it was rampart misinfo at that point already from the 4chan threads.
      …it even starts out with people who helped with translating it and sources for everyone else who made inputs in.

    • @JohnDoe-cc3rk
      @JohnDoe-cc3rk Месяц назад

      That thread just clarifies the context of it being a Yokai tale and their typical cliches, but no one bothered to do a straight retranslation of the entire thing, I want to read that. And the attempted murder charge is still there

  • @NEOIVAN100
    @NEOIVAN100 Месяц назад +54

    Typhlosion Did Nothing Wrong
    And non-released lore is non-canon, obviously

    • @barrettbirks1058
      @barrettbirks1058 Месяц назад

      You're a stupid hoe who doesn't want people to have their fun

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 Месяц назад +11

      Don't tell that to the Fromsoft youtubers

    • @DDDorsett
      @DDDorsett Месяц назад +3

      He ain't getting off the watch list

  • @spark9189
    @spark9189 Месяц назад +6

    i don't think that any of this is more "gooner shit" than lopunny or salazzle

  • @doremiancleff1508
    @doremiancleff1508 Месяц назад +3

    I think people who actually know what this is about are more or less aware that it's just a reference to some folk tale, because japanese developers do that quite often, it's just not everything makes the cut.
    But the situation sorta got out of control because of people who went "WTF pokemon, why would you do that?!" and "Oh no.... but what if?" crowd. It may not have as much staying power as vaporeon stuff, but i feel like it's here to stay nontheless.

  • @crunchythedragon
    @crunchythedragon Месяц назад +6

    all the overreacting to a leaked and scrapped myth reminds me of all those "pokemon is secretly dark and morbid" theories based on the fact people eat pokemon, a.k.a the writers acknowledge that the food chain existed. like have you never seen a farm?

    • @ligtningdog6399
      @ligtningdog6399 Месяц назад

      You'll be sadly surprise how many people don't know that meat and other food products come from animals.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Месяц назад

      So just reality then, as dark as reality.
      Remember the comic where Pokémon just…die in battle? What happened to that anyway?

  • @goosemanVEVO
    @goosemanVEVO Месяц назад +29

    Supposedly, the version of the story that everyone knows is a wonky machine translation of the story that missed a lot of context and contributed the script to an author that doesnt exist.
    In reality, the Typhlosion disguised itself as a hermit and saved the girl from a snow storm. Where it took her back to its home and they uh... lets say *got together* from there.
    Its based on a shapeshifting badger yokai called a Mujina. And the girl in question was likely a young woman around 16-20.
    Its still all very weird, dont get me wrong. But the incorrect version of the story makes it sound way worse.

    • @twocalicocats5511
      @twocalicocats5511 Месяц назад +13

      The human-made translation clarifies some things, but it ultimately is the same story.
      Yes, the typhlosion does save the girl, but it does prevent her from leaving by feeding her berries that make her sleep all day. When she gets worried about her father missing her, the typhlosion hypnotizes her to forget about her family. It’s still pretty bad

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 Месяц назад +6

      Japan would *never...*
      Willingly have a protagonist that absolutely geriatric.

    • @Fanofanime111
      @Fanofanime111 Месяц назад

      The OP of that thread stretched the translation to make it seem way better than it was. He's called on it in the comments. The term used for the girl is one only used for girls aged ten to around seventeen. The pokemon brainwashes her and almost certainly raped her.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Месяц назад +5

      Same exact thing that happened with neoprog hyperventilating over some random creator who worked on BMyth Wukong

    • @Szriko
      @Szriko Месяц назад +4

      It's all just standard myths with find->replace being used with a pokemon name. basically all of it.
      i.e. literally who cares other than for the amusing joke

  • @SIMIFU
    @SIMIFU Месяц назад +4

    Woah woah back that up , whats up with Woolie and Reshiram? 👀

  • @gmkgoat
    @gmkgoat Месяц назад +33

    I'm not shocked someone drew the Typhlosion Sex Cave or whatever. I'm shocked they kept it saved on company servers?

    • @INTCUWUSIUA
      @INTCUWUSIUA Месяц назад +6

      Oh no the story was written by pokemon's chief lore director

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 Месяц назад +12

      It's almost like creative work has intrinsic value to the future iterations even when the final version is changed from its original concept.
      It's almost like having an archive of the creative process allows future creatives to draw on the past from people who are no longer at the company or dead.

    • @INTCUWUSIUA
      @INTCUWUSIUA Месяц назад +9

      @@Vanity0666 Especially since modified versions of most of these stories did make it into the games

    • @gmkgoat
      @gmkgoat Месяц назад

      @@Vanity0666 It isn't like that at all. Most things belong in the trash with the napkin it was written on. The finished product may be worth archiving, but all the drafts on the way generally are not. If future workers need something to learn from, we should preserve the good things. Preserving iterations does nothing but damage the signal to noise ratio, making it harder to determine what's worth learning from and what isn't. Especially in the scenario where the original author isn't available to identify which is which.

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 Месяц назад

      Everything gets put in the vault. Nevermind the full translations for all of these stories are 10 pages long and didn't actually say force, or imply it or anything.
      And of course a woman writes it because we saw what women choose with the bear. And the bear choose free food.

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain Месяц назад

    Never in a million years did I think I would relate to Chris Crocker with the Brittney video, but Typhlosion has got ready to make a Part 2 😅

  • @kodymcbride6901
    @kodymcbride6901 Месяц назад +2

    Congrats, Meganium, you've been promoted to second place!

  • @Dabednego
    @Dabednego 28 дней назад

    This IS the series where every pokedex entry for psychic, ghost and dark is like “This pokemon was born when the 100th child in a village dies. If its eye ever opens the world will end.”

  • @kildaver
    @kildaver Месяц назад +8

    Vaporeon's curse spreads...
    ...and, so does she!

  • @autumnlotus6250
    @autumnlotus6250 Месяц назад +2

    Remember: marrying pokemon is canon. People turning into pokemon is canon. The line is basically nonexistent. These folklore stories not being canon doesn't matter, because the Intent is blatent and on the table

  • @StardustSynchron
    @StardustSynchron Месяц назад

    I’ve always loved Totodile. He was always a sweet innocent little lad

  • @juancarlosfernandezperez6843
    @juancarlosfernandezperez6843 Месяц назад

    Oh man, I was waiting for their take on this

  • @PregnantAdamSandler
    @PregnantAdamSandler Месяц назад +3

    I think it is really funny that people are pedo investigating a fake creature based on a fictional depiction of it in a story from a leaked non-canon and out of context document

  • @corydirk1512
    @corydirk1512 Месяц назад

    Typhlosion is my boy and my OG starter.

  • @Psi-alpha
    @Psi-alpha Месяц назад +1

    There is a tragic air to the pokemon fanbase
    The world's most popular role playing game franchise of all time, and it appeals to people who pretty much can't read

  • @cazador1159
    @cazador1159 Месяц назад

    They're really putting the freak in gamefreak

  • @ekim64cub
    @ekim64cub Месяц назад +1

    I'm gonna name my Typhlosion Handbanana.

  • @ZeroGs2232
    @ZeroGs2232 Месяц назад +28

    the funny thing about this, if you talk to every NPC in all the games you will find this is pretty standard for the Pokémon world
    like finding out humans in pokemon actually lay eggs as humans are part of the human shape egg group
    or that one woman who talks about banging her dead husbands machamp while she is standing in front of her dead husbands grave
    plus hypno

    • @Pepepper
      @Pepepper Месяц назад +8

      I know people took the "Hypno kidnaps kids" thing and turned it into something worse, but I thought there was never any actual implication of anything other than eating dreams.

    • @tostisgood
      @tostisgood Месяц назад +3

      Humans lay eggs in Pokéarth???!

    • @ZeroGs2232
      @ZeroGs2232 Месяц назад +8

      @@Pepepper you are thinking of hypnos previous form, hypno himself in his OG entry outright talked about stealing kids

    • @koifish835
      @koifish835 Месяц назад +11

      @@tostisgood Yeah I dont think thats true I think they're extrapolating based on the existence of the "Human-like" egg group

    • @bannednerfag7027
      @bannednerfag7027 Месяц назад

      What are you talking about, the Woman talks about how her husband's Machamp hates being in a ball because he died while the Machamp was in a ball so now it works as a Ride Pokemon. She even gives you the contact information for you to use it

  • @gatfatf
    @gatfatf Месяц назад +1

    This title was not hitting the way they thought

  • @managarn8038
    @managarn8038 Месяц назад +3

    TBF to the leaks some of the story does just read as some japanese folklore tales but with pokemon instead of weird yokai or some shit. But then theres also the story of some fisherman just raping some octillery he finds on the beach (probably a joke reference about the fisherman's wife art/tale of a woman fucking an octupus.)

  • @Santoryu90
    @Santoryu90 Месяц назад +12

    This whole thing over something that’s wasn’t even gonna be in any game in the first place is so stupid.

  • @thebigmystery7841
    @thebigmystery7841 Месяц назад +5

    I find this all hilarious as someone whos been into pokemon since the begining. Theres literally a page of a book in the gen 4 games that talk about how at one point people even married pokemon as they were viewed no different than man or something to a similar effect. Theyve messed around with mythology and these concepts for a while, while also not going obviously so far its wierd. If you even take some time to go through the pokedex entries theres stuff a ton of parents would clutch their pearls over. Theres at least like....3 child stealing pokemon. Descriptions of how pokemon boil other pokemon alive or could nuke the universe. So i could definately see them spitballing so many ideas and a ton getting left behind due to the nature of them lol

    • @JojoDigitalArtist
      @JojoDigitalArtist Месяц назад +3

      Yep the problem is people don't read in game lore as much or at least they don't retain it. It's basically always been a thing but this is the first time where people had it directly in their face outside of the game.

    • @JohnDoe-cc3rk
      @JohnDoe-cc3rk Месяц назад +3

      Everyone knows that, this just shows that they had bigger ideas with their brainstorming drafts in terms of the concept (plus more Youkai/folktale/mythology stories). Like reading a short description about marriage is one thing, but then seeing cliffnotes about how some guy's half octilery spawn fought an Ursaring to the death is another thing.
      Hence why it blew up outside of the fake and forced moral panic.

    • @thebigmystery7841
      @thebigmystery7841 Месяц назад +1

      @@JohnDoe-cc3rk no not everyone knows. Hence my husband showing me the twitter posts about this. Hes played pokemon but not as much or as extensively. Only a few games. Not everyone is into pokemon like you or i lol

    • @JohnDoe-cc3rk
      @JohnDoe-cc3rk Месяц назад

      ​@@thebigmystery7841fair enough, its hyperbole because I was thinking about everyone (into pokemon) rather than everyone (including people who only played a debut entire or had zero interest) but I wasnt into it when that entry with it came out and only first heard it online tbf, so that's how I was thinking when I said that.

  • @thedualitysystem
    @thedualitysystem Месяц назад

    Man I fuckin love Cyndaquill. I'm never evolving him again.

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Месяц назад +2

    The dead society claim was abit weird, but eh, good cast to make background noise once more

  • @trenchcoatjoe1891
    @trenchcoatjoe1891 Месяц назад

    "Some dank shit"-Pat

  • @figuures6098
    @figuures6098 Месяц назад

    Isn’t Hypno’s whole description that he hypnotizes and then kidnaps kids

  • @HigherPowerCAPS
    @HigherPowerCAPS Месяц назад +6

    What’s the deal with Machoke?

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Месяц назад +3

      He uses steroids! (joking).

  • @INTCUWUSIUA
    @INTCUWUSIUA Месяц назад

    4:24 so funny you say that because a lot of this stuff *did* make it into the game's just in a sneakier form. Sinno Folk Story 2 is a reference to the Typhlosion story, the Veilston's Myth is a reference to the Octillery/Lapras story, Sinnoh Folk Story 2 is a reference to the Ursaring/Rapidash story, Sinnoh Myth as well as a bunch of dialogue in Legends Arceus reference a line from the story where Arceus gets knocked up by a guy, and lastly there's an encounter in Legends Arceus that heavily implies a guy had kids with a Froslass in a story that heavily resembles the Typhlosion story.

  • @Gatherway
    @Gatherway Месяц назад +1

    8:53 Thank God it was always Feraligatr whose been my boy instead.

  • @Muninnnr
    @Muninnnr Месяц назад +7

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it always cannon that Hypno got up to some creepy shit? And that's from Gen 1.

    • @Americanbadashh
      @Americanbadashh Месяц назад +6

      It was always implied, never expressly stated

    • @ligtningdog6399
      @ligtningdog6399 Месяц назад +2

      There are over a dozen pokemon that are creeps and/or serial killers. But no one give a shit because that's all in the Pokedex; and gamers don't like to read.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Месяц назад

      @@ligtningdog6399idk man, the fandom website exists and they read made up shit there all the time

  • @Neoxon619
    @Neoxon619 Месяц назад +4

    Typhlosion: The Drake of Pokémon
    Typhlosion in PLZA has ghost typing, which ironically fits with Drake having ghost writers.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Месяц назад

      Dammit, I said over and over that I didn't want this to happen to my boy! God I hate the Pokemon fandom- scumbags and entitled manbabies, the whole lot of 'em!

    • @Neoxon619
      @Neoxon619 Месяц назад

      @@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 On the bright side, it does sound like Typhlosion beat the allegations.

  • @hihi123hiful
    @hihi123hiful Месяц назад +3

    I mean its really more like fucked up pokemon myths rather than gooner stuff

  • @awsomesaucekirby
    @awsomesaucekirby Месяц назад +3

    No pat, arceus is god, mew is adam, we're descended from mew.
    There are several jesus pokemon.

  • @Ehh.....
    @Ehh..... Месяц назад

    10/10 thumbnail/title

  • @Sokka2Me
    @Sokka2Me Месяц назад

    Finally someone can explain this

  • @Stormfin
    @Stormfin Месяц назад

    Also that was Salazzle, it took the eye thing to get it for me.

  • @infernaldalek2851
    @infernaldalek2851 Месяц назад

    Trying to guess what Woolie was talking about with 'sexy crocodile eyes'; think he was referring to Lapras? Lapras giving that Nala look, kind of.

  • @GoldLight73
    @GoldLight73 Месяц назад

    9:37 This Pat face is a meme in the making

  • @nateszigeti3653
    @nateszigeti3653 Месяц назад

    i'm literally so pissed off because Typhlosion was one of my favorites

  • @crazykillerchimera
    @crazykillerchimera Месяц назад

    Typhlosion Explosion!!!

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower Месяц назад

    the teraleaker is a hero but they have somehow made life for cyndaquil fans even harder.

  • @Cloperella
    @Cloperella Месяц назад +6

    Woolie references "Not Like Us" for the fifth time this week

    • @BIGBLUBLUR
      @BIGBLUBLUR Месяц назад

      @@Cloperella "Woolie, this is the 7th time you've brought Kendrick Lamar's 'Not Like Us' to class"

  • @GanstaHippo
    @GanstaHippo Месяц назад

    It was confirmed to be inside .. it’s always an inside employee

  • @elb0w
    @elb0w Месяц назад +7

    The internet loves saying volatile things pretending it has any moral basis. That shit was machine translated, but thousands of people love to fantasize about there being some morally weird controversy within something popular, its the thing to do nowadays

    • @arbiter628
      @arbiter628 Месяц назад +3

      It makes for a good hot conversation topic for engagement but like damn, the age was never specified and people like just running with it

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Месяц назад

      Luckily many people here have already figured that out in different terms, others…less so

  • @diegomedina9637
    @diegomedina9637 Месяц назад +1

    I love how leaks also tell us that Pokemon is in the state that it is because of fans complaining about past games. Like seriously y'all can't complain about the state of a Pokemon game ever again. What? Gen 6 had alot of old gen representation? Well thats y'all own fault!

    • @FrozenOver0
      @FrozenOver0 Месяц назад

      That part of the leak was fake.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Месяц назад

      Are Pokémon games still designed with some hint of primitiveness, or have they stopped making ds games on new hardware?
      Last one I played was black/white 2 I think?
      No, x/y

  • @kingdedede933
    @kingdedede933 Месяц назад +7

    For a company called Game FREAK, this shouldn’t be surprising

  • @shadowsly2219
    @shadowsly2219 Месяц назад

    Shiny Typhlosion a literal BBC now

  • @Pyrozoid
    @Pyrozoid Месяц назад

    I'm excited for the Soul Silver and Heart gold modding scene cus of the source code leak. I'm bout to bust.