@@virusyessineg 1st fight with 1st phase Malenia did approx. 25%-20% damage. The next did about 65%-60%. Even if the fights were to be back-to-back against the same golem, the golem would most likely have won via "Big Shoe Lmfao."
those 10 Placidusax had the screen lookin like a rave for almost half the fight hahaha and the landing over one another and then just sliding of was a really funny visual lol
He seems to get confused being surrounded by large enemies and becomes very passive and loses. But small enemies directly under him like Malenia he just spams jump and kills them all easily.
I like they way he spammed his too footed stomp blast against Melania but just stood still for the majority of the fire giants like he was trying to settle down the kids
Pretty sure it was made this way too make it somewhat competitive otherwise almost all bosses would have killed it with little difficulty. 10 bosses at the same time would just do too much poise damage.
The AI on this guy is fun to puzzle out. Basically, if the enemy is too fast, the golem turns into Mario spamming super jumps. Triggering that response is specific, but you can tell on the first Godskin fight and both Malenias, the opponent was too nimble, and this the Super Stomp Spam began, and didnt end until the Golem was the only thing on the field. Radahn didnt trigger that until the Meteor Drop attacks, and Placidusax with his fade and strike attack (when your computer could show anything, that is)
@@lief1 nah that's called A.I not working and the tracking getting messed up if the Furnace golem managed to work properly it would have ended in two stomps
This thing is so lucky that destined death DoT doesn't work on it for some reason, otherwise I can't imagine what would’ve happened to it with all the projectiles those ten Malikeths were throwing :) They did pretty well though.
The laser shows are exactly why I’m glued to this channel. Bjorn knows how to please a crowd. My man, can I suggest doing a pre-patch Malenia (the one capable of blocking & do two waterfowls) vs dlc bosses; AND “how many dlc bosses can unalloyed Malenia take on simultaneously”? Thanks for the quality entertainment
They really need to limit his skills. The malenia and mohg skillets are completely useless in the boss confrontations. Just give him nothing but his most basic moveset and he is much more powerful. The movesets he gets from fighting bosses actually make him worse.
I think more than anything, this emphasizes that the opening cinematic with Messemer, his army, & multiple furnace golems sieging the city were a force that would have been utterly unstoppable without some ridiculously powerful mages on the opposing side. Also, surprising how many of the Dragonkin Soldiers' Ice Lightning Spears got thrown upwards rather than used as ground-aimed projectiles to set off their AoE properly.
@@PierceArnerin game these guys are meant to be poise broken then crit for insane damage or killed by hefty fire pots to the head which do extra damage to them, they are more like obstacles than enemies and they aren’t meant for these kind of boss fights, therefore we shouldn’t use something the devs didn’t plan for (like genuinely you have to modify the game itself to do this stuff) as evidence of how powerful something is in the lore even if it’s fun to think about or watch
that's a false fact he didn't even behave correctly, the tracking was garbage and the aggression was low unusually nor the grab worked the version that Eldenfights used is not the strongest he is far away from being that there's like 5 other furnace golems stronger than him
So, who can win against this monstrosity: 1) a frail woman with magical stick. 2) an abomination from beyond the stars. 3) the same abomination but in it's larval form. 4) ten smaller golems with lasers.
Bayle beats Placi any day of the week with original scaling...but Placi does have more AoE potential than him, so maybe a 10v10 could actually be better for Placidousax than for Bayle.
@@pietrocatalano4285well that’s because in the dlc everything is scaled up very high, if they had matched scaling though its a different story. But yes everything in dlc is super upscaled and not scaled with everything in the base game, thats why theres a whole new upgrade system for the dlc
Mayby they will have a chance Well Godrick and his sense of humor will never fail us Edit: 17:38 : Laser golem tripped their brother but managed to win 21:22 Mogh lord of blood or firefighter ? 26:50 : Flame golem: Well that was easy Maliketh: Are you sure about that (In their imagination) Flame golem: No I'm joking no stop ahh (Reality) Flame golem: *yamn Over already ? 41:20 : Party of sync explosion 42:18 : FAMILYYY TOGETHAAAAH will always be the strongest team 45:49 : EPILEPSY WARNING !!!! 48:37 : We clearly see they have made alot of war (yet they still lost) 50:44 : HOW DID HE CLUTCHED THAT ?!!!!! (I found it funny how you lost it. It's understandable)
Messmer himself, would probably be contested by Malenia, Radahn, Godfrey, Maliketh and Radagon. The Furnace Golems would probably be dealt with by armies. Given there are Trebuchets that would help hold them off, and you can have some Carian sorcerers blasting them with magic to boot.
I appreciate you putting the Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella fully in his second phase in the video. That one can be really nasty and is nice to see in these videos. Same for the Laser Golem: he just has to be there.
When I see title "x amount bosses vs 1 boss" literally jump right on to see. The most satisfying part and my favourite is elden beast, rennala, laser placidusax/full grown falling star, consort radahn 🔥🔥
Those things can't be killed, you just gotta destroy the skulls for them to sit down. Which can be done in a single AOE for the golem. However. Them stomping on somebody is an instakill. It doesn't do damage. It sets your status to dead
Its actually satisfying seeing him go first. I love dragons, when we first played the game and saw him desecrate that poor dragon, I went off on him. I didnt realize how bad until my friend told me. He goes "Dude, you didnt lose a single point if health during that phase!" I have officially named him Desecrater of Dragons. I dont actually know what his name is lol
Malenia: Let your flesh be consumed by the scar- Golem: Lets stretch our legs with some jumping exercises. Up…down! That’s one ☝️let’s keep it going :) Horah Loux: Ah shi- Golem: Up…..Down! Thats 2 ✌️your making very good progress :)
No wonder the Hornsent were on the losing side of the war.
Can 99 hornsent survive the furnace golem tho?
@@BjornTheBearThat would be fun to watch
@@BjornTheBear they’d need to jump him though
Based Marika and Messmer.
Funny how Messmer is shown commanding all the furnace golems in the story trailer but gameplay-wise, he can't even take down a single furnace golem.
It isn’t every day when you see rennala beat something, but Malenia doesnt lol
Malenia got half her hp cut are we forgetting that??
@@virusyessineg that may not have helped her too much. Doing scarlet aeonia is more of a hurt than a help in this case
@@virusyessineg 1st fight with 1st phase Malenia did approx. 25%-20% damage. The next did about 65%-60%. Even if the fights were to be back-to-back against the same golem, the golem would most likely have won via "Big Shoe Lmfao."
@@Nameless_Godzilla While it usually isn't, Scarlet Aeonia was her most effective attack in this fight in particular. It would have helped a lot.
I mean tbf it jumped 5 times, it was spamming that shit.
25:38 Rick didn't bring his cousins, he performed Shadow Clone Jutsu
RICK WENT SICKO MODE
those 10 Placidusax had the screen lookin like a rave for almost half the fight hahaha and the landing over one another and then just sliding of was a really funny visual lol
22:36 “nihil! NIHIL NIIIIHIL NIHIL nihil Nii nihil HIL!!!! Nihilniiiiiii NIHIL ILLLL NIHILnihil”
Nihiiiiiiil
It kinda sounds like a laugh lol
Too bad they didn't do anything. No blood to shed!
@@Dancingragehe actually did amazing considering that
@@montiwajan One Piece laughs be like
He seems to get confused being surrounded by large enemies and becomes very passive and loses. But small enemies directly under him like Malenia he just spams jump and kills them all easily.
Thanks the devs for "time to forget target" set to 2 seconds lmao
Unless it's Rick, of course, in which case they hit for 8 000 with every blow and absolutely demolish it
I feel like Placidusax wasn't trying to kill the Furnace Golem but your computer
He damn near did it too!
He almost also killed my phone lmao
That was the most intense thing I've ever watched
Domain Expansion: 1000 Years of Computer Destruction! 😂
I like they way he spammed his too footed stomp blast against Melania but just stood still for the majority of the fire giants like he was trying to settle down the kids
Too footed😂
I was expecting team Rennala to leave the golem completely stunlocked. Glad she won anyway
Apparently the golem has infinite poise vs Bosses for some reason
Pretty sure it was made this way too make it somewhat competitive otherwise almost all bosses would have killed it with little difficulty. 10 bosses at the same time would just do too much poise damage.
@@DavidS-1278 No. The Furnace golem is quite literally impossible to stagger for non-players, it's been a thing in every video this abomination was in
Rennala wasn't hitting the legs most of the time.
@@paweuszcz4856That’s like when you and your nine friends get into an MMO and all want to play DPS.
Fuckin killed me ending with that "ALRIGHTY THEN" followed by the poor bastard getting blasted to bits at the end lmfao
RENALLA FINALLY DID SOMETHING?!
It’s also insane how high Mohgs fire resistance is, those attacks do nothing to him
She did
10 Rennalas is more than a bit of a problem for anything to go against. They did pretty well against Unalloyed Malenia iirc.
Yeah any of my faith based fire builds typically have to use lightning bolt to take down Mohg.
Shadow wizard money gang
@@CinaGD we looooove casting spells
So basically: Messmers "army" was really just the maintenance crew for these magitech gundams that murdered everything.
That rennala PowerPoint presentation was great.
😂😂😂
The only thing I could think of for the Rennala and Elden Beast fights was "TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHAFUCKA!"
You thanks for actually testing the full grown fallingstar beast’s laser you’re awesome dude!
Glad you enjoyed
Your pc was about to explode with the elden beast attack
In every round lol
Placiduasax had to test its limits.
It needed help haha
@@r.a.d.d.a.d.7903 You could say that was destined death... XD
@@mikef5558Ah, I knew you'd come...
I love how the furnace golem is so insanely powerful, we had to bring in ten of everyone else just to stand a chance
Too op
As far as I can tell they are basically the Golden Order Version of an Atomic bomb... Just Total Overwhelming destruction.
Miquella frothing at the mouth at the prospect of 10 Radahns.
Lmaooo
@@BjornTheBearMiquella the Tiquella
@@BjornTheBear the miquellestor
Twinkquella
Something would def be frothing, not sure it’d be his mouth though
The AI on this guy is fun to puzzle out. Basically, if the enemy is too fast, the golem turns into Mario spamming super jumps. Triggering that response is specific, but you can tell on the first Godskin fight and both Malenias, the opponent was too nimble, and this the Super Stomp Spam began, and didnt end until the Golem was the only thing on the field. Radahn didnt trigger that until the Meteor Drop attacks, and Placidusax with his fade and strike attack (when your computer could show anything, that is)
Its because they stood directly under him not because there were too fast
You knew Renalla was tired of losing when she tried to kill the PC first.
😂😂😂
New Elden ring challenge: how many placidusax’s can you have in a fight before your house explodes
11
Renalla had the advantage of not walking to the boss and making the big boy go to them.
Well, she does have a high INT build
@@lief1 nah that's called A.I not working and the tracking getting messed up
if the Furnace golem managed to work properly it would have ended in two stomps
The dragon fights are just the equivalent of feeding pigeons in the park.
Lmaooooo
We can see when the enemy is strong, when he needs 10 bosses to defeat him and not 5 😶
Indeed
If bosses actually cause stagger and can reposte, it would be different.
Wonder how Unalloyed Malenia would do then
@@LBY0000000Basically putting Sekiro boss vs any other boss in the franchise lol. Sekiro bosses can't be killed unless with critical deathblow
Dog you just cripple it's kneecaps he isn't strong 💀
I will always watch these just to hear Gideon go HELP!
Poor Gideon
I NEE-I NEED HELP I N-I NEED HE-I NEED HELP I N-I NEED HEL-I NEED HELP
This thing is so lucky that destined death DoT doesn't work on it for some reason, otherwise I can't imagine what would’ve happened to it with all the projectiles those ten Malikeths were throwing :)
They did pretty well though.
how can something that is not "alive" be destined to die?
@@KnowingCrow fair point, but then again I imagine fromsoft made it that way so you don't just spam black flame/destined death throughout the DLC
@@KnowingCrow Well, it was working on golems in the base game. Aren't they "not alive" too?
@casmsfrought9956 Wich was my immediate thought after I saw the ridiculous amount of HP this thing has 😂
Thaaaat explains it. I wondered why it wasn't melting into putty as soon as those moves started going off.
that lore accurate Rick, Soldier of God fight is glorious
Ikr
51:25 I already imagined that Renalla would win, fighting her from afar is asking to die
Basically
Renalla seems to survive/win these more than I thought
why did you put a time stamp of after the end of the video?
@@phantomsrage6523 probably meant to type something like 5:12
@@qazisgone7292 honestly.
The laser shows are exactly why I’m glued to this channel. Bjorn knows how to please a crowd. My man, can I suggest doing a pre-patch Malenia (the one capable of blocking & do two waterfowls) vs dlc bosses; AND “how many dlc bosses can unalloyed Malenia take on simultaneously”? Thanks for the quality entertainment
22:34 absolute chaos
Nihilism be like
And the fact that it survived that to put on a really good fight is testament to how completely ridiculous the furnace golem really is.
@@Alex-xi2nz yes i thought that'd kill the boss but that did almost nothing
@@Alex-xi2nzit’s immune to bleed, so it can’t take damage from Nihil lol
@@Alex-xi2nz The Furnace Golem is very clearly the Golden Order's answer to the Tsar Bomba
4:36 kills 10 gideons and then starts hitting the griddy
He is Just like me FR FR
I knew Astel's meteor shower attack would be devastating
Fights like these are so chaotic and so fun to watch you just never know what to expect
The poor Gideons spending most of the fight firing off spells that didn’t have the range to reach it, truly they needed help.
If they had depth perception, it could've ended differently
They really need to limit his skills. The malenia and mohg skillets are completely useless in the boss confrontations. Just give him nothing but his most basic moveset and he is much more powerful. The movesets he gets from fighting bosses actually make him worse.
What a sad state of affairs...
I did not know I needed to see an army of elden beasts today. That was awesome. Thank you for using your computer for this
For sacrificing my computer lol
it took 10 elden beasts (god) to beat the furnace golem, but only 1 madman with a pot
44:10 The two Rykards hanging back: you boys've got this, we're just gonna chill and watch the show.
😂😂😂
Placidusax fight is a real test for epilepsy
A Furnace Golem attacked your PC's motherboard when all those glintstones were on the screen
After this, I think your PC turned into an actual furnace
It did lol
@@BjornTheBear I was wondering how your pc didn't catch fire for consort radahn, general radahn, and the placidusax lmao 💀
You know... if Miquella had Radahn help us with the Furnace Golems, I'd be more open to the "Heart Stolen" ending to the final fight.
😂😂😂
48:22 MICHAEL BAYYYYYY!!!
The Mohg's who say NI was not the impromptu montey python reference i was expecting.
I still remember first arriving in the Gravesite Plain, walking out into the open, and immediately seeing this guy.
Well I would hope so, it was only a month ago lol
Yeah I don’t know what I phrased it like that.
Reminds me of the situation with the Fel Reaver when Burning Crusade came out in WoW
@@goose300183this. The second we walked through the dark portal into thrallmar
I remember not seeing a boss health bar and being shook haha 😂
00:01 Furnace Golem Jumpscare
I think more than anything, this emphasizes that the opening cinematic with Messemer, his army, & multiple furnace golems sieging the city were a force that would have been utterly unstoppable without some ridiculously powerful mages on the opposing side.
Also, surprising how many of the Dragonkin Soldiers' Ice Lightning Spears got thrown upwards rather than used as ground-aimed projectiles to set off their AoE properly.
it's a hitbox problem
Furnace golems are only this tough because of in-game gimmicks. In lore, while certainly a formidable weapon, they’re nowhere near this powerful.
@@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ And your evidence for this is…?
@@PierceArnerwhat do you mean evidence? Do you really think in lore a single furnace golem would be able to take down 10 radagons?
@@PierceArnerin game these guys are meant to be poise broken then crit for insane damage or killed by hefty fire pots to the head which do extra damage to them, they are more like obstacles than enemies and they aren’t meant for these kind of boss fights, therefore we shouldn’t use something the devs didn’t plan for (like genuinely you have to modify the game itself to do this stuff) as evidence of how powerful something is in the lore even if it’s fun to think about or watch
2:15 i honestly had no idea Morgott even *was* from Fate: Unlimited Bladeworks
Flame Guardian vs Placidusax - The Death of Video Card.
I could feel his entire PC heating up to thermonuclear temperatures on that one.
The synchronized attack at the beginning of the Elden beast fight was pure cinema!
Fun fact: ONE base ng consort radahn can almost beat the strongest version of a furnace golem. So you really only needed 2
Nothing can survive 10 consort radahns it was more like can golem survive 10 radahns than the other way around
that's a false fact
he didn't even behave correctly, the tracking was garbage and the aggression was low unusually nor the grab worked
the version that Eldenfights used is not the strongest
he is far away from being that
there's like 5 other furnace golems stronger than him
@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 it literally said strongest furnace golem
I really REALLY enjoyed this video foreal i liked seeing multiple legendary bosses fighting an almost unstoppable enemy
Glad you did
7:37 EPIC accidental cinematography
So, who can win against this monstrosity:
1) a frail woman with magical stick.
2) an abomination from beyond the stars.
3) the same abomination but in it's larval form.
4) ten smaller golems with lasers.
And the space potatoes
We need to see ten Bayles vs ten placidusaxs
Loves
Bayle beats Placi any day of the week with original scaling...but Placi does have more AoE potential than him, so maybe a 10v10 could actually be better for Placidousax than for Bayle.
Ohhh hell yeaa!!
10 lasers
@@pietrocatalano4285well that’s because in the dlc everything is scaled up very high, if they had matched scaling though its a different story. But yes everything in dlc is super upscaled and not scaled with everything in the base game, thats why theres a whole new upgrade system for the dlc
so honorable of rick to turn his poise down so furnace golem could actually stand a chance
rick was holding back to make it somewhat fair for the golem
Mayby they will have a chance
Well Godrick and his sense of humor will never fail us
Edit: 17:38 : Laser golem tripped their brother but managed to win
21:22 Mogh lord of blood or firefighter ?
26:50 : Flame golem: Well that was easy
Maliketh: Are you sure about that
(In their imagination)
Flame golem: No I'm joking no stop ahh
(Reality)
Flame golem: *yamn
Over already ?
41:20 : Party of sync explosion
42:18 : FAMILYYY TOGETHAAAAH will always be the strongest team
45:49 : EPILEPSY WARNING !!!!
48:37 : We clearly see they have made alot of war (yet they still lost)
50:44 : HOW DID HE CLUTCHED THAT ?!!!!!
(I found it funny how you lost it. It's understandable)
you walk into a room and see 10 Death Rite Birds. what do you do.
ill go first close the door and hope they didn't see me
I laugh as I get out my Golden Epitaph, and 2 Twinblade (one with Sacred Order and the other Sacred Blade)
I laugh as I grab my Golden Epitaph, Scared Order Twinblade, Sacred Blade Twinblade, and Sacred Scorpion Charm
All the mohgs getting the same idea at once is hilarious
NIHNIHININIHINIHIL NIHINIHINININIHNIHIL NIHINININIHIL
That Nihil was dope. Had to rewatch.
We 100% need a video of all of the super-buffed bosses (unalloyed malenia, etc.) versus the DLC.
I like how the world just ends in the Placidusax fight
This makes me wonder what reason (besides Rennala and Marika probably) would cause Messmer not to destroy the base game with this kinda firepower
Gameplay and story segregation
Probably couldnt do shit vs Maliketh/Godfrey and alike
Messmer himself, would probably be contested by Malenia, Radahn, Godfrey, Maliketh and Radagon.
The Furnace Golems would probably be dealt with by armies. Given there are Trebuchets that would help hold them off, and you can have some Carian sorcerers blasting them with magic to boot.
Dragons airdropping fire pots in. Practicing their dunks.
@@KoopaKrump The Leyndell Lakers.
Keep doing what your doing bro, it's fucken awesome. Love your vids.
Thanks dude glad to hear that
Why isn't it staggering? Surely it should. Some of these bosses are hitting it way more than we do.
Probably only scripted to register hits dealt by players
@@BjornTheBear The Jagged Peak Drake is the same way. It can solo Bayle because it's meant to be able to fight both the player AND another dragon.
@@TheBoiMyerswe kill Bayles successor before we kill him 😂
Because they were all aiming for the face while the weak point is at the foot
@@thecommentguy9380 Gideon definitely hit it with multiple Aonias to the foot
51:00 YESSS THANK YOU YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
I like how slow his movements are, it's like he just woke up and isn't sure what's happening
Wow, Radagons with those lights feels like Christmas 🎄✨
Every Godrick:its a fire type so it must be weak to fire!
Well *_technically…_*
And to every one surprise... It is 😂
I appreciate you putting the Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella fully in his second phase in the video. That one can be really nasty and is nice to see in these videos. Same for the Laser Golem: he just has to be there.
I didn't think it was possible to see less of what was happening on screen than fighting radahn.... Until 10 mohgs started chanting Nihil
😂😂😂😂
Gideon: Help, Help, Help!
Meanwhile Rennala: KAMEHAMEHA!
😂🤣
Fully grown falling star beast still has a kamehameha I see
Messmer: ok 10 gods beat 1 furnace golem great now watcha gonna do with the other 1000 that are coming
The final fight against Leda, Dryleaf, Moore, Hornsent and Freya vs boosted bosses, maybe even old NPCs. Please make it happen!
When I see title "x amount bosses vs 1 boss" literally jump right on to see. The most satisfying part and my favourite is elden beast, rennala, laser placidusax/full grown falling star, consort radahn 🔥🔥
I never realised how majestic the Elden Beast was.
Trying to run after that boss probably does something to our appreciation of that boss.
@@Koeras16yeah becoming lord of frenzy before getting the dlc was hard cause of that f**ker
I never know how much i needed to see 10 elden beasts in combat
Super happy to see rennalla catch a w
Ok the fight with Placidussax was pretty damn wild
I never noticed the huge rune arc above radagons head until now!
48:17 was the moment where Bjorn's computer went screaming like Godfrey
Indeed
Furnace golem vs great jar
Someday
Greyoll 🆚Furnace Golem vs. Great Jar 🆚 walking
@@monicaloh1762 Nah a tag team of those 2 vs this thing
Radagon's spells sounded like a sick beat over the song for a good moment there.
They only need 8 Rykards.
Elden Beast. You did a fantastic service this video. Amazing job
we need to see the furnace golem vs that walking library thing that just steps on you.
And Greyoll vs the Great Jar
@@monicaloh1762 5 way battle royale, Furnace golem vs Greyoll vs the Great Jar vs the Walking libary vs the Fire Giant. Who is the best big boi
The walking mausoleum? Pretty sure those can't be killed.
@@NetherStray Oh can they not, that's a shame
Those things can't be killed, you just gotta destroy the skulls for them to sit down. Which can be done in a single AOE for the golem. However. Them stomping on somebody is an instakill. It doesn't do damage. It sets your status to dead
Seeing those radahns coming in from all sides out of the sky looked like some final fantasy summon attack.
It’s nice seeing the Dragonlords not only kill the Golem, but also your fucking screen holy shit
as always placi showing why hes best boy. though did anyone else feel like the golem was afraid of mohg lol
Bjorns PC during the Placidusax fight: 👁👄👁
Exactly like that
@@BjornTheBearI’m tired boss
Its actually satisfying seeing him go first. I love dragons, when we first played the game and saw him desecrate that poor dragon, I went off on him. I didnt realize how bad until my friend told me. He goes "Dude, you didnt lose a single point if health during that phase!" I have officially named him Desecrater of Dragons. I dont actually know what his name is lol
I feel like the ones who won had the best projectile options in the golem fights.
And then there's Rick
Or the tankiest.
Malenia: Let your flesh be consumed by the scar-
Golem: Lets stretch our legs with some jumping exercises. Up…down! That’s one ☝️let’s keep it going :)
Horah Loux: Ah shi-
Golem: Up…..Down! Thats 2 ✌️your making very good progress :)
Yo wtf
Decaying Ekzykes vs All Bosses plz
Also, 22:34 best part
NIHIL
Its a testament to how great this game is that you almost forget how big the giants are most games take short cut but not elden ring
Rennala winning one of these challenges for once is hilarious to me.
Consort Radahn fight was visually spectacular.
9 Rykard: Lets have fun
1 Rykard: Nah, better be a fan on the sideline
😂😂😂
They make earth shake
And fill the sky with fire and blood.
Well done 👍🏼
Furnace golem: WHY aren’t you Dying?!!!
Mohg: (laughs in fire resentence)
*Seeing little Miquella corned by 10 Consort Radahn
THE DOMINATION PIECE IS REAL