i can not get over just how many times 99.9% of people in chat will tell Jerma a geniune fact that most people know like "that is a log splitter" and jerma will spend 20 minutes believing everyone is wrong and that theyre trying to gaslight him.
nah twitch chat is basically always confidently wrong. that being right was legitimately a once in a blue moon occasion I can't even really blame him here because the info came from twitch chat of all places
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?" Jerma screams to the police interrogator after admitting to 14 acts of cannibalism after they simply asked if he knew any of the people.
Saying "that's not a log splitter, that's a trailer" is like looking at a bicycle and saying "that's not a bicycle that's two wheels connected together" and freaking out when you find out it's a bicycle. The man truly is insane.
3:46 its amazing how quickly chat zeros in on jermas insecurities and makes fun of him , congrats everyone were successfully bullying an elderly streamer
as someone Jerma's age it's incredibly tragic (OK sometimes it's a little bit funny) edit: OK this bit is actually a little bit funny to me, bc when I was a curious little girl (remember I'm now Jerma's age so old as hell now) I called a whole load of those lines and ran up a huge phone bill. I was in so much trouble jfc I don't think I ever metaphorically shat myself so much. So I wonder if jerma had something similar happen and that's why he's acting that way hahahah
The over exasperation when chat said he called the chat line numbers and then immediately pivoting to defending himself for seemingly using them while going beat red is absolutely hilarious
the log splitter part makes me lose my mind every time. idk why it’s just so funny to see jerma adamantly deny that it’s not a log splitter even though it looks exactly like the one my family has
I sold a bunch of those when I worked retail in high-school. That thing is literally the platonic ideal of a log splitter; it could not look more the part. Everytime he fervently denies it it makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.
Jerma's reaction are like when I play with children and accidentally make what an adult what see as an adult reference and then I get the primal fear that they might "get it" even though there is no way and to them I just said meaningless words and the fact that I'm reacting poorly is way worse than what I actually said, because now they are catching on
_"Why are you doing this to me?? Why are you doing this to me??"_ Jerma trying to speak is equal to that meme of the dude putting a stick in his own bike wheel
I fucking love Jerma's reaction to googling log splitter lmao now I'd not seen one before but I wouldn't really disbelieve you if you told me that's what it was lol
Jerma, known for his humor and lighthearted approach to streaming, would likely respond in a playful and comedic manner. He'd swiftly shut down the suggestion, emphasizing the importance of following the law and not engaging in any illegal activities. He might make a joke about the absurdity of the suggestion or playfully scold the chat for even proposing such a thing. Jerma usually navigates such situations with humor while maintaining a clear stance against illegal actions.
@@oklahomacityradiowaves5462 Jerma would definitely handle a suggestion to commit an illegal act with his trademark humor and quick wit. He'd probably make a funny remark about the ridiculousness of the idea, perhaps exaggerating his reaction for comedic effect. He might pretend to be horrified, playfully scold the chat, or even create an over-the-top scenario where he dramatically vows to always follow the law. Jerma's ability to blend humor with clear boundaries ensures that his streams remain entertaining while also making it clear that he doesn't condone illegal behavior.
For a big streamer I'm always impressed at Jerma playing the kind of random games he plays, from WarioWare to freaking Monster Rancher, even if he doesn't play any of them often it's cool that it happens at all.
I remember during the stream where he made the Kathy Griffin sex hotline Freudian slip, chat ended up in emote only mode because of how hard we kept baiting him. He just kept digging himself into a bigger and bigger hole and it almost got hard to watch lolol
unrelated but i need to get this out, consider it as a little sinful confession of mine. this guy has seriously fucked up mind imprinting ability, so much that i began to mistake his stupid 985 birth year with the critically acclaimed novel 1984 - i did have to replace whole lot of 1985s with the real name of the novel for my essays. i think i should stop. or he should replace his signature number with something else, like 408 or 62, idk.
@@latiendadepaikawaiiyeah nah i thought the same, especially considering his reaction. bro was just bewildered that chat wasn't gaslighting him for once
Jerma has an inhuman ability to create embarrassing moments INSTANTLY and then his brain only catches up after it already happens
It's like his brain is lagging
Adhd
ADHD Moment
The number of times I embarrassed myself in school should not have been as high as it is.
The panic after "put it in Emote only mode" is hilarious. He's afraid he'll read chat and respond to it, he fears it
We made his brain this way
@@demian_demand The adhd goblin that controls his actions made him that way
i can not get over just how many times 99.9% of people in chat will tell Jerma a geniune fact that most people know like "that is a log splitter" and jerma will spend 20 minutes believing everyone is wrong and that theyre trying to gaslight him.
"Jerma, a ball is rounded all around. It has no ends." "You're lying. I don't believe you. You're trying to get in my head AND I WON'T LET YOU"
I mean, to be fair, they do gaslight him a lot and make him doubt his own mind
@@kingding9542 GET OUT OF MY HEAD
He’ll believe them when they are lying but when they say something as simple as that log splitter is a log splitter he thinks it’s some kind of trick
nah twitch chat is basically always confidently wrong. that being right was legitimately a once in a blue moon occasion I can't even really blame him here because the info came from twitch chat of all places
“Rolled that guy into a burrito and ate his ass” has become part of my regular vocabulary
him calling himself naked when he only doesnt have a shirt or pants on is baffling
this has caused him several avoidable problems
“FUCKIN NAKED”
as a english person whenever he said he had no pants on i was very confused
In my mind, somehow saying “naked” is better than saying “shirtless”, so idk I dont think that was the worst word to use 💀
@@IzDubewhy
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME" - man suffering the consequences of his actions
if I put you in a LOG SPLITTER
it's a TRAILER
You're the log and I'm the splitter
And the only thing that came out, was a LOG
You're probably SPLIT
bruh that would be a horrible Jigsaw trap (sit you into a log splitter), why haven't they done that
THE WAY HE LOOKED SO ASHAMED AT HITTING THE DOG 😭😭
people confuse bloodlust with shame
Don’t be fooled, he was just hiding the psychopathic smile that crept up on his face
@@SnrubSourcehe could barely hold back the enthusiasm
omg saiki pfp so real
What game is that clip
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?" Jerma screams to the police interrogator after admitting to 14 acts of cannibalism after they simply asked if he knew any of the people.
LMFAOO
Jermas brain is connected to one of those cloud based gaming servers
dealing with one of those rn. this is insane. and an unfair comparison to the cloud server.
@@DeathbatOfSpades avoid connecting to jerma's brain! there are much cheaper alternatives if you need to lower your sanity
@@DeathbatOfSpades cope
Um all gaming servers are cloud based.
@@cornishalps9870 You're gonna be cloud based when the mob get ya
Saying "that's not a log splitter, that's a trailer" is like looking at a bicycle and saying "that's not a bicycle that's two wheels connected together" and freaking out when you find out it's a bicycle. The man truly is insane.
He can’t comprehend why there’d be a log splitter there, as he gets into a truck with several logs in the back
More like looking at a keychain and saying that's not a keychain it's a souvenir. He wasn't totally wrong just not right
Jerma unable to comprehend that someone may want to transport their large piece of machinery by attaching it to their automobile
Jerma watches porn and gets naked
“Tshyeah! I mean I no no i get naked because I aughmea go take a shower and get naked.”
Truely a wordsmith
"WHERE'S CATHY MITCHELS?!"
3:46 its amazing how quickly chat zeros in on jermas insecurities and makes fun of him , congrats everyone were successfully bullying an elderly streamer
Read like a book, seems like a skill issue from jerma
what did you expect
@@TheMightySpurdo You think that untill somebody crushes your femurs on 2025 5th of June at 7:33 AM
@@therealmanguymanI think we found Jerma's alt account
as someone Jerma's age it's incredibly tragic (OK sometimes it's a little bit funny)
edit: OK this bit is actually a little bit funny to me, bc when I was a curious little girl (remember I'm now Jerma's age so old as hell now) I called a whole load of those lines and ran up a huge phone bill. I was in so much trouble jfc I don't think I ever metaphorically shat myself so much. So I wonder if jerma had something similar happen and that's why he's acting that way hahahah
If Jerma's shame could be tapped into as a power source we'd finally have perpetual motion
I just die when he does the wojak point. It’s not even a cherry picked frame, he held it for so long.
You will die as the marble hornets dude
@@a_muchacho This feels like a threat
@@GippyHappy It is :3
The over exasperation when chat said he called the chat line numbers and then immediately pivoting to defending himself for seemingly using them while going beat red is absolutely hilarious
He instinctively did the 'those' meme, held it for 2 seconds before noticing his emotions weren't even original.
the log splitter part makes me lose my mind every time. idk why it’s just so funny to see jerma adamantly deny that it’s not a log splitter even though it looks exactly like the one my family has
It’s understandable that he didn’t know, since he’s never been around one. He’s never left his enclosure at the facility ❤
Jerma being so confident about it, despite having zero experience with one is hilarious
I sold a bunch of those when I worked retail in high-school. That thing is literally the platonic ideal of a log splitter; it could not look more the part. Everytime he fervently denies it it makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.
I laughed so hard throughout the entirety of this that I gave myself a headache, thank you so much seriously.
:)
jerma always blame the chat for all the embarrassing things he says like it didn't came out his own mouth
Jerma's reaction are like when I play with children and accidentally make what an adult what see as an adult reference and then I get the primal fear that they might "get it" even though there is no way and to them I just said meaningless words and the fact that I'm reacting poorly is way worse than what I actually said, because now they are catching on
_"Why are you doing this to me?? Why are you doing this to me??"_
Jerma trying to speak is equal to that meme of the dude putting a stick in his own bike wheel
Even after taking it out of emote only mode he could not stop himself
the way he snapped his arm back when he realized he was doing the soyjack 😭😭
Jerma: “no chat im not doing this totally embarrassing thing”
Jerma, 5 minutes later: does it anyway
*seconds
the recent horror game stream was an absolute goldmine for these clips
the “fucking stupid imposter sus face” moment never gets old, I just love the visceral anger
Jerma the worma
He truly is a cartoon character
the way he treats being shirtless is the equivalent of being naked
Streamer HIDES his Sus Face after ALMOST killing a Dog
Jermas first reaction (throwing the Frisbee) is exactly how I feel when I step on my dog's paw
i can just IMAGINE chat for all of these
INSANE streamer THROWS FISBREE at INNOCENT CANINE that wants to EAT.
"How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences for my actions?"
- Gina Linetti
fascinating to hear jerma thinks he'd be a big dog breed and not a little yapper
just when you think you run out of jerma clips, more come out of the shadowrealm
What a silly little e-clown
Bro did the pointing meme so perfectly I was fully convinced it was intentional.
No homo but Jerma is very cute and I would gay marry him.
Same
true
sounds pretty gay idk
@@bencatzillabut he said no homo
same but im a homo
He not only says embarrassing things but every time he tries to back up, explain himself or retract, he just makes things even worse
i love how he said “Why are you doing this to me?!” as if chat forced him to say such a strange thing
I love how he says he's not gonna do something and then a few minutes later he turns right back around and does it anyway lmao
no chat I’m not gonna strangle your parents
"No chat, I'm not going to crash this plane into the skyscraper! I'm no- I'm no-hohoh-ot!"
@@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028 lmao
Utter the word "porn" and watch Jeremy crumble.
He always agrees, then goes "wait, no, wait" and then just self destructs
I fucking love Jerma's reaction to googling log splitter lmao
now I'd not seen one before but I wouldn't really disbelieve you if you told me that's what it was lol
The last two are stellar
Jerma is what Homelander would be if he didn’t have powers
This is one the jerma moment ever
did anyone else think that a logsplitter was a sex position and chat tricked him into looking up pictures of it?
0:46 his laugh does NOT match up with his reaction. Actual skinwalker.
his brain works faster than his mouth
the first clip hurts my soul
I can’t even see the chat but all I can see are the 😦s
holy shit his reaction to seeing what a log splitter looks like
I love how he always says “no, im not going to do that” before immediately proceeding to do the exact thing the chat is trying to goad him into doing
dogboy jerma
Why does RUclips translate dogboy jerma into dogboy throws up?
@@myveryuncreativeuser for me it was "dogboy yells"
the Bloodwash moments were so fucking funny live, he just KEPT DIGGING THE HOLE DEEPER
Jerma, known for his humor and lighthearted approach to streaming, would likely respond in a playful and comedic manner. He'd swiftly shut down the suggestion, emphasizing the importance of following the law and not engaging in any illegal activities. He might make a joke about the absurdity of the suggestion or playfully scold the chat for even proposing such a thing. Jerma usually navigates such situations with humor while maintaining a clear stance against illegal actions.
what
@@oklahomacityradiowaves5462 Jerma would definitely handle a suggestion to commit an illegal act with his trademark humor and quick wit. He'd probably make a funny remark about the ridiculousness of the idea, perhaps exaggerating his reaction for comedic effect. He might pretend to be horrified, playfully scold the chat, or even create an over-the-top scenario where he dramatically vows to always follow the law. Jerma's ability to blend humor with clear boundaries ensures that his streams remain entertaining while also making it clear that he doesn't condone illegal behavior.
Jerma has a habit of making very meme-able faces and poses
I still can't believe that he's a real person
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Jermvalynder Jedwards
jerma
For a big streamer I'm always impressed at Jerma playing the kind of random games he plays, from WarioWare to freaking Monster Rancher, even if he doesn't play any of them often it's cool that it happens at all.
why does he always dig himself further into a hole by "correcting" himself 😭😭
jerma is what happens when you let ALL the intrusive thoughts win
i love when you can tell he saw something he thinks is funny in chat
yaass
I remember during the stream where he made the Kathy Griffin sex hotline Freudian slip, chat ended up in emote only mode because of how hard we kept baiting him. He just kept digging himself into a bigger and bigger hole and it almost got hard to watch lolol
theres no way jermas a living construct
'Where's that Dump Dinner gyat?"
Instantly added to my Jerma folder
last clip is absolute gold
I love this man…
He did the soy point
1:54
sick recovery dude
First name Benjamin last name counter
Wen he demands emot only, u know he fkd up lol
can he do himself a favour for once and stop calling it being naked when he’s wearing clothes 😭
First of all we got big chungus
JERRRRRRRRRRMAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerma is my favorite ex-youth pastor
unrelated but i need to get this out, consider it as a little sinful confession of mine. this guy has seriously fucked up mind imprinting ability, so much that i began to mistake his stupid 985 birth year with the critically acclaimed novel 1984 - i did have to replace whole lot of 1985s with the real name of the novel for my essays. i think i should stop. or he should replace his signature number with something else, like 408 or 62, idk.
Thanks mate, subscribed
0"35 its literally a log splitter
Sold his soul to chat
jerm
4:40 "Womb Ripper"
Is that Jerma's nickname?
the kathy mitchell one was so incredibly fake and contrived, i can't believe people thought he actually acidentally said that
0:47 What's wrong with it?
He realized he was wrong
@@velvetbutterfly but why?
@@latiendadepaikawaii because it was in-fact a log splitter after he spent several minutes saying it wasn't
@@velvetbutterfly ohh ok, thought that the search results was someone cutting their sosig
@@latiendadepaikawaiiyeah nah i thought the same, especially considering his reaction. bro was just bewildered that chat wasn't gaslighting him for once
whats the name of the game at 2:30 ?
the game is called Webbed!
@@benjamincounterin the same vain which game is it at 1:15
@@romainlettuce233 SnowRunner 👍
@@benjamincounteryou're really cool for answering those kinds of questions so long after the video came out ❤