@@josephcantalupo841 started watching leagle way before I've ever heard of Tom. Leagle went off left field and never came back. He went politically deranged and started spewing propaganda as fact. It was so sad.
the Alaskan guy didn't actually get away. It's obscured by the trees but the one officer released his dog and the dog got the guy right on the other side of the street. Tom was right all along
I also like the idea that Tom is a catastrophic personal injury attorney and he wears an eyepatch and a wrist brace on occasion, looking like he's had a mild catastrophe himself. He should do an ad with them on.
This makes me think what sort of hijinx I could pull off with the air-cast, crutches and neck brace I have in my closet. I had a really nasty fall 2 years ago. I still have no clue wtf happened or why it was so bad. I got out of bed, walked a few steps, turned towards the door, next thing I know, I'm on the floor, wanged my head off of my table, and apparently twisted my ankle so badly that I broke it, and my foot, and tore every tendon I possibly could, front, back, left side, right side. It was like somebody took my foot and wrenched it violently in every direction. I still get pain from it. Especially when the weather's bad. I always thought it was a crock when somebody would say it's going to rain because their bum knee is acting up. But somehow, it's completely true. Luckily the pain's bearable. Never had to take so much as an aspirin for it. But when it happened, I was screaming on the floor for at least 20 minutes before I could even move voluntarily. Definitely one of my top 5 most painful moments.
In the late 80s, early 90s, by uncle was at college when he and his roommatr stole their RA's couch from his room. They pushed it vertically into one of their closets and closed the doors. So the RA would come in, ask about his couch, look around their tiny dorm, and just leave. They kept it for MONTHS and then right before Christmas break, my uncle and his roommate returned the couch without giving it away that it was them.
A couple of years ago a scaffolding collapsed at Disney. Unfortunately two guys lost their lives falling 16 story’s. Attorney Tom is right about work accidents happening all the time.
The guy filming the scaffolding video was saying: "Don't look back! Life is a risk, you said it yourself! Get up to the edge and jump! Get your affairs in order!" With a couple insults thrown in for good measure.
The translation should be something like: Dont be a coward, life is a risk you said it youserlf so do it, jump to the ring, are you a cabron? (Dont know if english has a workd with the same meaning) get your business in order (talking about a fight). What he said is hard to translate because is not literal what he is saying.
I'd say you'd probably have to prove you had the prior knowledge that the bird was endangered prior to the drop-kicking. Then, how much damage was done to the child? Did the ends justify the means? Was the bird in any ACTUAL danger (especially life-threatening) because... it's a toddler. But let's assume it's a beefy toddler and you were a JV keeper in middle school, so the child is fine. Let's also assume it's a slow or mostly defenseless bird. Let's further assume you're an endangered wildlife rehabilitator. MAYBE you'll get let off with a fine. Though I guess it all depends if the parents press charges.
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised to hear that those bastards are going to be used in the air force. The only positives in them is when they swoop and run a cyclist off the road.
That bird is an Australian Magpie, my childhood arch enemies. Every September they go nuts attacking people and you can't even kill them. They're a protected species.
I've heard about council employees shooting them due to too many attacks. I may be wrong but I think I saw a story about it on the tv news. The solution is to stick fake eyes to the back of your helmet. Thay never attack people head on...
Fun fact: Some insurance policies are legally binding contracts. If a company was to change its policy on an unforeseeable circumstance right as you file a claim for that circumstance. The insurance would lose a lawsuit, due to breaking a contract. Insurance CANNOT change your policy until it is time for policy renewal.
The first time I visited my now hubby in OZ he warned me about the birds. Said don’t run or panic. I wasn’t attacked by birds but the F******** ten million flies made up for it. Rather one bird attack me than flies all over me every time I went outside in NSW& QL and this was in October not even summer yet.😬
@@victorchalker5148 no I haven’t yikes! My hubby went to work one morning while I was in OZ and he walked from the train, across the harbor bridge to the job. He had invited me but I slept in, thank goodness, he said by the time he was across the bridge his back was covered in flies. He said people’s white shirts looked black due to the flies 😬 My favorite month to visit is August or May. I’m sad I can’t come over when hubby goes this fall. After two years of lockdown I bet the Morton Bay bugs are amazing.
I worked a baling machine. It was wrapped with three metal wires. One of them snapped once and hit me in the eye. Thank god for safety goggles. ALWAYS WEAR SAFETY GOGGLES.
One time I was needing a job pretty badly after having quit from an already bad job. Turns out it was one of those jobs were safety harnesses are required and all that. Two of the managers straight up said that while safety harnesses are required they can’t get ‘em at the time and will do so in the future. I worked there for close to a year and they never got any
I have a friend, and one night a long time ago, he was shitfaced drunk and totaled his jeep into a light pole and then pissed himself. He got out, stumbled the last couple blocks home and passed out. Next morning he wakes up, nurses his hangover a bit, goes outside and calls the cops to report his jeep as stolen. They came out, took a report, said they’d let him know if anything turned up. Day after that, cops call and said they recovered his jeep. Said it looked like someone had stolen it to joyride it and totaled it into a light pole. The cops said whoever it was even pissed all over the seat before they left. Insurance bought him a new truck.
you were right first, they had a dog and you can see him get taken down through the tree. Cant out sprint a dog like that when its really exited to bite you.
That’s why you use the guard to the grinder, the proper disc for the grinder and most importantly check the disc for damage before you use it. The guard protects you from this not the safety goggles!
I hate when people say grinder disks don't explode like that, especially when they have zero experience with those injury liabilities... Even with the guard, they will still try and kill you, my coworker almost got 2 shards in the face out of nowhere. They later found the two pieces behind him. Lesson for the day? Wear a damn safety mask if you can.
that first dude is a ringing endorsement for the pyramex integra safety glasses that just saved his vision, i use a tinted pair as sunglasses, but it's always nice to know they can stop high velocity objects.
2:02 - There have been plenty of people who have published artistic works anonymously with their copyrights intact, so there's no reason that Banksy should be exempt from owning the rights to their works. He (?) can just do what other anonymous works have done and work through a intermediary like an agent or lawyer. Banksy has official communications channels and can just use those to communicate matters of copyright as well. - 2:12 - No, Banksy has put out official statements about stuff, so there's obviously a specific and verified channel of communications, so no, they can't be impersonated. 4:52 - You jest, but insurance companies really do pull that kind of BS. Louis Rossmann has railed about insurance being a scam for a while, specifically after his electronics-repair business couldn't open for a few days because they had no power, but when he tried to get money from the insurance company because he specifically has coverage for this sort of issue, they said he's not covered for water-damage even though he had no leaks, he had a lack of power. The insurance company said he had no power because the POWER-PLANT was flooded! 🤦 😒 😠 5:04 - I'm confused; what bank has hot-pockets? 🤔 6:43 - The editor wants us to tell you something… 7:15 - Um, _WHAT‽_ He _inhaled_ a doggy toy? 🤨 HOW? 🤔 That makes no sense. I don't think he inhaled it, it just got stuck in his throat above the trachea. 12:05 - Yes incidents happen, especially that high up where winds whip around. 😬 12:36 - Hey, it's the kid's fault for messing with a corvid, they're smart, they don't forget, they hold grudges, and they tell others. Experiments have been done that have found corvids will tell others about the "bad human" to avoid and/or attack.
I woke up at 5 am one time to a friend (lets call him "Greg") who was incredibly drunk. Spent a few minutes talking to him before i realized I had not heard him pull up. So I asked how he got there because i did not see his car. Said he drove his car. So I asked where the hell he had parked it cus it was not out front! He said he parked on the 9 hole at the golf course a block over after doing doughnuts in the grass. I told him he might want to go and grab it before anyone notices to which he tells me not to worry, they already know. They were yelling at him to stop and that they were calling the police but since it would take them at least 40 minutes to arrive he was not worried. He then proceeded to take off his clothes and crawl into my room mates bed. I heard him yell and tell "Greg" to "get the F out his bed" Drunk people do some ov the most weird stuff i have ever witnessed. Well alcohol and PCP.
@@anthonynorman7545 lol well fair enough then! Never tried both together but I am not much into drinking. But my friend did not do PCP, I had only been joking about that part.
Silly Tom, that was clearly GTA. He got away and pretty soon his stars will start flashing or he can head to a Pay 'n Spray. Cops don't have object permanence yet
Sorry but, people who call grinder blades breaking fake are absolutely wrong. I am a landscaper and we use grinders all the time. One coworker had a blade split in multiple parts and 2 pieces flew roght past his head. Those who had it barely stopped by glasses/caps/etc. Might sometimes make it up, but it is not impossible and if it happened to me, you know I'd post that shit.
I lived in Alaska for 5 years. It’s basically living in jumanji. I loved it but weird stuff is a daily occurrences. I was called more than once at strange times to come watch a boat sink. Small isolated towns can sometimes have a left of center approach to crime and punishment.
Aw man! I was an RA in college and I remember someone stole a sofa from the community lounge. We asked everyone please return it if you took it and we won't give you a fine for the theft but if it wasn't returned by Christmas break and we found out who it was they would get a fine. I eventually went room to room over Christmas break (I was always elected to stay over holidays for no additional pay, FML) and found the sofa and moved it back to the lounge. I took pictures, reported it to my boss but no clue if they ever got fined for stealing that sofa. That wasn't my job.
The one with law school instantly starting real hard just hit home... In my first week professor said "look to your left, look to the right, half of you will be gone at the end of semester" and well he was right... Also we instantly started studying...and never stopped
Gloves too. In construction we call them bitch mittens but a $2 pair of home depot gloves saved me from losing a finger from a broken angle grinder wheel, the glove was torn to shit and binded up the grinder but I didn't have to go to the ER that day lol
I had the same thing hapoent to me, except it was a sanding disk. Dislodged, then rolled up my cheek, over the glasses, and up my forehead. Still have the faint scar. Always wear safety glasses, or better, a full face shield.
Hot pockets are anything but to me. Every time I had one it had the uncanny ability to have some parts of it ice cold no matter how long I heat it up for. One bite is delicious, the next makes me question my life choices.
Well all works of art are already “copyrighted” as copyright is a right on any original works that an creator has regardless of any type of registration. Registration is just getting an acknowledgement of you claiming ownership of copyrighted material at a particular time, which may or may not be challenged at any point. Anonymous registration might be hard. It could probably be done through a law office with power of attorney acting on behalf of an entity (or possibly a LLC) done in a very careful way to keep the owners identity hidden.
Attorney Tom may be suing that bird, but Legal Eagle is gonna be defending it!
Legal Eagle is too political. Tom is better
Where does Harvey Birdman fit in? And Charlie Kelly, for that matter!
Just get the best damn bird lawyer in Philly! Charlie Kelly
@@josephcantalupo841 started watching leagle way before I've ever heard of Tom. Leagle went off left field and never came back. He went politically deranged and started spewing propaganda as fact. It was so sad.
@@adama7752 I agree.
“Somewhere an OSHA manual just exploded…”
This quote will live rent free in my mind forever.
the Alaskan guy didn't actually get away. It's obscured by the trees but the one officer released his dog and the dog got the guy right on the other side of the street. Tom was right all along
Yeah it’s hard to see but unless he got lucky af and there was another fence right there that doggo was 15ft and closing fast
Well thanks for ruining my fantasy of being a real life Alaskan GTA character 😑
What happend to the dude on the gound?
@@LateNightRewrites you can still be an npc
Yeah i was wondering how he would've out run the dog. Those things are torpedoes
I also like the idea that Tom is a catastrophic personal injury attorney and he wears an eyepatch and a wrist brace on occasion, looking like he's had a mild catastrophe himself. He should do an ad with them on.
with some Sarah McLachlan music in the background
This makes me think what sort of hijinx I could pull off with the air-cast, crutches and neck brace I have in my closet. I had a really nasty fall 2 years ago. I still have no clue wtf happened or why it was so bad. I got out of bed, walked a few steps, turned towards the door, next thing I know, I'm on the floor, wanged my head off of my table, and apparently twisted my ankle so badly that I broke it, and my foot, and tore every tendon I possibly could, front, back, left side, right side. It was like somebody took my foot and wrenched it violently in every direction. I still get pain from it. Especially when the weather's bad.
I always thought it was a crock when somebody would say it's going to rain because their bum knee is acting up. But somehow, it's completely true. Luckily the pain's bearable. Never had to take so much as an aspirin for it. But when it happened, I was screaming on the floor for at least 20 minutes before I could even move voluntarily. Definitely one of my top 5 most painful moments.
In the late 80s, early 90s, by uncle was at college when he and his roommatr stole their RA's couch from his room. They pushed it vertically into one of their closets and closed the doors. So the RA would come in, ask about his couch, look around their tiny dorm, and just leave. They kept it for MONTHS and then right before Christmas break, my uncle and his roommate returned the couch without giving it away that it was them.
"Come with me, and youll be, in a world of OSHA violations"
The hot pocket guy was my favorite. Especially when he did the hot pocket tune to emphasize his commitment to the pocket's glory.
Saying they have you on video is often a bluff to get you to admit it.
True
Maybe the cops, however if an RA does they usually do because there are cameras EVERYWHERE on campus lmao.
And you know this how? I'm going to have to see your room.
"somewhere, an OSHA manual just exploded"
i lol'd
Printing OSHA manuals on explosive paper is a clear OSHA violation.
@@charlesrense5199 Ironic he could save others but not himself
A couple of years ago a scaffolding collapsed at Disney. Unfortunately two guys lost their lives falling 16 story’s. Attorney Tom is right about work accidents happening all the time.
The guy filming the scaffolding video was saying: "Don't look back! Life is a risk, you said it yourself! Get up to the edge and jump! Get your affairs in order!" With a couple insults thrown in for good measure.
The translation should be something like: Dont be a coward, life is a risk you said it youserlf so do it, jump to the ring, are you a cabron? (Dont know if english has a workd with the same meaning) get your business in order (talking about a fight). What he said is hard to translate because is not literal what he is saying.
We're suing the bird lol
Call Charlie from Philadelphia. He's an expert in bird law.
I saw that bird peck at least three times at the kid. And as everyone knows, it's three strikes and you're out. Bye bye, birdie!
He is just the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world
That OSHA moment was so close to being an OSHIT moment
How long you been holding onto that one?
@@myautobiographyafanfic1413 long enough to use it
Close? That is an OSHIT moment.
If a bird and a toddler are in an altercation, and the bird is endangered, are you justified in dropkicking the toddler to save the endangered bird?
LoL
It depends
🤣
Yes, actually. In some states.
I'd say you'd probably have to prove you had the prior knowledge that the bird was endangered prior to the drop-kicking. Then, how much damage was done to the child? Did the ends justify the means? Was the bird in any ACTUAL danger (especially life-threatening) because... it's a toddler.
But let's assume it's a beefy toddler and you were a JV keeper in middle school, so the child is fine. Let's also assume it's a slow or mostly defenseless bird. Let's further assume you're an endangered wildlife rehabilitator. MAYBE you'll get let off with a fine. Though I guess it all depends if the parents press charges.
Magpies are just demons with wings. They're the bane of every Aussies existence in Spring
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised to hear that those bastards are going to be used in the air force. The only positives in them is when they swoop and run a cyclist off the road.
That guy removing the scaffolding had my butt the clenchinest it has ever been. Good lord
That bird is an Australian Magpie, my childhood arch enemies. Every September they go nuts attacking people and you can't even kill them. They're a protected species.
I've heard about council employees shooting them due to too many attacks. I may be wrong but I think I saw a story about it on the tv news. The solution is to stick fake eyes to the back of your helmet. Thay never attack people head on...
Most of the magpies in our neighbourhood are chill. There is one who lives near the local school and hates cyclists. So many spiky helmets in Sept
Tom, I thought your shirt said USCSB! I was like “oh wow they have merch, nice!”
I would break into area 51 for a hot pocket
LoL 😂
Fun fact: Some insurance policies are legally binding contracts. If a company was to change its policy on an unforeseeable circumstance right as you file a claim for that circumstance. The insurance would lose a lawsuit, due to breaking a contract. Insurance CANNOT change your policy until it is time for policy renewal.
Ah yes, when that child got attacked by a magpie. That was all over the news in Australia
Huh
@@scanmyprofile671 He didn't salute the magpie and this is what happens when you don't salute the God. Damned. Bird.
The first time I visited my now hubby in OZ he warned me about the birds. Said don’t run or panic. I wasn’t attacked by birds but the F******** ten million flies made up for it. Rather one bird attack me than flies all over me every time I went outside in NSW& QL and this was in October not even summer yet.😬
@@dimplesd8931 have you come accross our march flies? The huge ones that cause pain when they land on you and start feeding...
@@victorchalker5148 no I haven’t yikes! My hubby went to work one morning while I was in OZ and he walked from the train, across the harbor bridge to the job. He had invited me but I slept in, thank goodness, he said by the time he was across the bridge his back was covered in flies. He said people’s white shirts looked black due to the flies 😬
My favorite month to visit is August or May. I’m sad I can’t come over when hubby goes this fall. After two years of lockdown I bet the Morton Bay bugs are amazing.
"Somebody stop me!"
You gonna stop your heart with that diet.
I worked a baling machine. It was wrapped with three metal wires. One of them snapped once and hit me in the eye. Thank god for safety goggles. ALWAYS WEAR SAFETY GOGGLES.
That kid who inhaled the dog toy has THE BEST story to tell. You can laugh about that one for years and it wouldn’t get old.
That bird doesn’t even need its own lawyer.
Aussie magpies are just that smart.
0:50 he should also get a dislike for removing his safety guard on the tool…
I love that walrus, absolute legend!
Objection, having magpies chase you is an assumed risk when you live in Australia. Kid should've added coathangers to his helmet like the rest of us.
One time I was needing a job pretty badly after having quit from an already bad job. Turns out it was one of those jobs were safety harnesses are required and all that. Two of the managers straight up said that while safety harnesses are required they can’t get ‘em at the time and will do so in the future. I worked there for close to a year and they never got any
"No new safety harnesses yet huh? Okay, how bout paid vacation of indefinite length and I don't report you?" Would be my move.
That sounds like blackmail
@@the-thane that's because it is.
Tough situation to be in.
I have a friend, and one night a long time ago, he was shitfaced drunk and totaled his jeep into a light pole and then pissed himself. He got out, stumbled the last couple blocks home and passed out.
Next morning he wakes up, nurses his hangover a bit, goes outside and calls the cops to report his jeep as stolen. They came out, took a report, said they’d let him know if anything turned up.
Day after that, cops call and said they recovered his jeep. Said it looked like someone had stolen it to joyride it and totaled it into a light pole. The cops said whoever it was even pissed all over the seat before they left.
Insurance bought him a new truck.
"I've been super busy these last few weeks"
His eyes: **IN THE BAG**
you were right first, they had a dog and you can see him get taken down through the tree. Cant out sprint a dog like that when its really exited to bite you.
That’s why you use the guard to the grinder, the proper disc for the grinder and most importantly check the disc for damage before you use it. The guard protects you from this not the safety goggles!
I hate when people say grinder disks don't explode like that, especially when they have zero experience with those injury liabilities... Even with the guard, they will still try and kill you, my coworker almost got 2 shards in the face out of nowhere. They later found the two pieces behind him. Lesson for the day? Wear a damn safety mask if you can.
"Only in Alaska" I guess someone hasn't travelled outside their state their whole life, or if they did, they only saw tourist traps lol.
I used to work for a public adjustor in WA on property damage claims and god, yeah, insurance companies are just the absolute worst.
that first dude is a ringing endorsement for the pyramex integra safety glasses that just saved his vision, i use a tinted pair as sunglasses, but it's always nice to know they can stop high velocity objects.
Angle grinders usually have guards you can remove.
They are usually metal, and also a fantastic way to save your eyes.
2:02 - There have been plenty of people who have published artistic works anonymously with their copyrights intact, so there's no reason that Banksy should be exempt from owning the rights to their works. He (?) can just do what other anonymous works have done and work through a intermediary like an agent or lawyer. Banksy has official communications channels and can just use those to communicate matters of copyright as well. - 2:12 - No, Banksy has put out official statements about stuff, so there's obviously a specific and verified channel of communications, so no, they can't be impersonated.
4:52 - You jest, but insurance companies really do pull that kind of BS. Louis Rossmann has railed about insurance being a scam for a while, specifically after his electronics-repair business couldn't open for a few days because they had no power, but when he tried to get money from the insurance company because he specifically has coverage for this sort of issue, they said he's not covered for water-damage even though he had no leaks, he had a lack of power. The insurance company said he had no power because the POWER-PLANT was flooded! 🤦 😒 😠
5:04 - I'm confused; what bank has hot-pockets? 🤔
6:43 - The editor wants us to tell you something…
7:15 - Um, _WHAT‽_ He _inhaled_ a doggy toy? 🤨 HOW? 🤔 That makes no sense. I don't think he inhaled it, it just got stuck in his throat above the trachea.
12:05 - Yes incidents happen, especially that high up where winds whip around. 😬
12:36 - Hey, it's the kid's fault for messing with a corvid, they're smart, they don't forget, they hold grudges, and they tell others. Experiments have been done that have found corvids will tell others about the "bad human" to avoid and/or attack.
Bird? What is a bird? That's a government drone.
True
LoL 😂
He knew he'd be arrested and they'd give him a hotpocket at the jail. He's hungry.
I woke up at 5 am one time to a friend (lets call him "Greg") who was incredibly drunk. Spent a few minutes talking to him before i realized I had not heard him pull up.
So I asked how he got there because i did not see his car. Said he drove his car.
So I asked where the hell he had parked it cus it was not out front!
He said he parked on the 9 hole at the golf course a block over after doing doughnuts in the grass.
I told him he might want to go and grab it before anyone notices to which he tells me not to worry, they already know. They were yelling at him to stop and that they were calling the police but since it would take them at least 40 minutes to arrive he was not worried.
He then proceeded to take off his clothes and crawl into my room mates bed. I heard him yell and tell "Greg" to "get the F out his bed"
Drunk people do some ov the most weird stuff i have ever witnessed. Well alcohol and PCP.
That sounds more like PCP and less like alcohol but thanks for the story! 🤣
@@anthonynorman7545 You must not know any crazy alcoholics lol
PCP is nothing like that. I have done plenty enough to know ;)
@@jaymeVos I've known plenty who did both excessively
@@anthonynorman7545 lol well fair enough then! Never tried both together but I am not much into drinking.
But my friend did not do PCP, I had only been joking about that part.
Attorney Tom should do something on the kid from the Nevermind album suing Nirvana. Is he getting low balled or is it frivolous?
I'm not in the least bit surprised he's suing. That dudes been chasing dollar bills since he was a baby.
@@charlesrense5199 bro I'm mad as shit lmao fantastic joke
As much as you crap on Insurers, your videos are still mad entertaining 😆. Signed, a Florida insurance defense attorney.
I gave a thumbs up. But I would never, and will never, willingly ingest a hot pocket. I love my body, thank you very much.
2 comments on the safety goggle clip: when using an angle grinder keep your head out of the "plane of death" and this is why grinders have guards!
Silly Tom, that was clearly GTA. He got away and pretty soon his stars will start flashing or he can head to a Pay 'n Spray. Cops don't have object permanence yet
I heard in the next major RL update that they're updating the police AI. We'll see.
Imagine GTA getting a police dog update... (The guy in the video ends up being caught off just barely off camera by a dog) Imagine the gamer rage.
5:10 again you GOTTA respect the hussle and that man's attitude.
6:41
My guy, the video cuts off as he's falling to the ground with the dog on his ass... he did NOT get away.
Oh he got away. But his ass didn't.
ASSLESS MAN STILL AT LARGE IN ALASKA!
I was eating while watching and that guy looking over the edge caused my stomach to drop.
4:20 wow Tom, you just struck fear in the hearts of many. lol
“how can you tell?”
“SKRREEEEE”
thank you Anthony, very nice
That guy trying to get away probably regretted it when that Police dog got a hold of him.
I have a question:
If you lend your vehicle to someone and they do something stupid and create property damage, can you be liable?
0:19 that grinder has the safety shield removed. No personal injury case.
The thing about street fights
The street always wins
-dominic torretto
Dang Tom lookin fancy shmancy with that new cut g
Just got an ad for a different catastrophic injury lawyer. This will just not do. Attorney Tom for the win.
He loved the hot pocket I mean shit I would😂😂😂
Okay, class, that is why we use a whetting stone to sharpen small pointy objects instead of the grindstone.
Sorry but, people who call grinder blades breaking fake are absolutely wrong. I am a landscaper and we use grinders all the time. One coworker had a blade split in multiple parts and 2 pieces flew roght past his head. Those who had it barely stopped by glasses/caps/etc. Might sometimes make it up, but it is not impossible and if it happened to me, you know I'd post that shit.
I lived in Alaska for 5 years. It’s basically living in jumanji. I loved it but weird stuff is a daily occurrences. I was called more than once at strange times to come watch a boat sink. Small isolated towns can sometimes have a left of center approach to crime and punishment.
That’s a magpie and that’s called a Saturday stroll in Australia lmao
Babe wake up attorney Tom is reacting to tiktoks
The guy that broke into a bank for a hot pocket actually did it to get away from his wife only to be put under house arrest
Did he sue the courts for cruel and unusual punishment..?
Just wanted to say Tom is very wholesome, he reminds me of Fox Muldur from The X-Files :)
Aw man! I was an RA in college and I remember someone stole a sofa from the community lounge. We asked everyone please return it if you took it and we won't give you a fine for the theft but if it wasn't returned by Christmas break and we found out who it was they would get a fine. I eventually went room to room over Christmas break (I was always elected to stay over holidays for no additional pay, FML) and found the sofa and moved it back to the lounge. I took pictures, reported it to my boss but no clue if they ever got fined for stealing that sofa. That wasn't my job.
We all know that ain't no bird that's AttorneyTom in a bird costume
When he said respect for the walrus it brought back repressed memories.
To be fair, that dog probably ran that man down quick af
Preach my brother, preach. Insurance companies always have the advantage
I wonder if an eagle would be able to carry off a certain smol lawyer?
Shame Attorney tom is 9001 times more powerful
@@GustavusAdolphus2 he is VERY powerful for a little guy. I'm sure he wouldn't be harmed.
The one with law school instantly starting real hard just hit home... In my first week professor said "look to your left, look to the right, half of you will be gone at the end of semester" and well he was right... Also we instantly started studying...and never stopped
Tom: "Somewhere an OSHA manual just exploded."
Me: (regretting drinking water at that moment)
Every job where you're required to wear safety goggles has their own picture of that exact same thing happening. It's scary how much it's happened
Gloves too. In construction we call them bitch mittens but a $2 pair of home depot gloves saved me from losing a finger from a broken angle grinder wheel, the glove was torn to shit and binded up the grinder but I didn't have to go to the ER that day lol
Even with the safety guards on the angle grinders... Those things are just active liability risks.
Who else thinks Tom should react to that one video with everyone in the court going against that one guy
As someone with acrophobia, that plank video was hard to watch. 😱
Chad attorney Tom is better than the virgin legal eagle
0:25 thats why the guard stays on the grinder.
love your editor so much
7:37 This is a disturbingly common occurance. Thankfully more hilarious than pen caps.
As Banksy, I can tell you that I actually won those copyrights back.
4:51 just perfection. Made me do the silent nose exhale laugh.
10/10 hot pocket, would break into a bank again
Gov make rules and gov say you can't sue them or there's a cap. Yet we want to give gov more power.
I had the same thing hapoent to me, except it was a sanding disk. Dislodged, then rolled up my cheek, over the glasses, and up my forehead. Still have the faint scar.
Always wear safety glasses, or better, a full face shield.
As someone who’s dad is an insurance agent, that’s not how insurance companies work
Dang Tom, 400k subs! Nice!!!
Hot pockets are anything but to me. Every time I had one it had the uncanny ability to have some parts of it ice cold no matter how long I heat it up for. One bite is delicious, the next makes me question my life choices.
Me “watches the video”
Lawyer AD allow me to Introduce myself
That bird was in clear violation of bird law.
*somebody stop me* 🤣
Can't even be mad at the hot pocket guy.
Petition to make the walrus tom's mascot
Some birds are VERY territorial. There's this one protected species of bird around here that'll dive over my dog when we walk by their tree.
Well all works of art are already “copyrighted” as copyright is a right on any original works that an creator has regardless of any type of registration. Registration is just getting an acknowledgement of you claiming ownership of copyrighted material at a particular time, which may or may not be challenged at any point.
Anonymous registration might be hard. It could probably be done through a law office with power of attorney acting on behalf of an entity (or possibly a LLC) done in a very careful way to keep the owners identity hidden.
Ok, your reaction to the kid attacked by the bird is better than the clip was!
Sorry Sir, your insurance doesn't cover acts of lounging Walruses.
Honestly with any angle grinder I use with a wheel over 4", I am using a full face shield. Those things have massive kinetic energy.
It's a magpie and they always attack people in Australia, extremely aggressive birds.
We need Medieval law back to sue that bird and deliver justice for that kid.