I never beat minecraft and I have been playing since beta. This year I finally put in the effort and beat it. Now I have beaten the game 5 times two of which are sub 2 hours. I would put in the effort if you have time as its fun.
It wasn't always like that. The fountain would only appear if you killed the ender dragon, so the ender dragon wouldn't have a place to chill back then.
"In the new update it like uhh swoops downs and chills" The dragon perching was added in Beta 1.9 pre-release 6 and the date it was added is November, 11th, 2011 around 3 years before puprpled made his minecraft account
This man really tried crafting a shield with sticks LOL
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He’s part of the dream smp, the curse affects everybody.
Because nobody plays the shitty new minecraft, good players actually play 1.8.9 pvp, etc.
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Yes
you can tell he's a bedwars player when he tries to fish a blaze
Ah yes because all bedwars players fish for blaze
Ah yes because all bedwars players fish for blaze
Ah yes because all bedwars players fish for blaze
Ah yes because all bedwars players fish for blaze
Ah yes because all bedwars players fish for blaze
"My life flashed before my eyes."
*Insert Christmas music here*
@Jayden Unda *insert very loud music*
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"1.75 trillion chance", purpled please- LMFOAHDFH, he's so unbelievably funny
afk
Wht is LMFOAHDFH
@Eltum PLEASE-
reference to dream most likely cheating his run
@@tyclone6266 that’s why it’s funny-
"I have a shield for a reason"
also just vibes in water without blocking his shield and dies from endermen
@yupyipit It's just logical to use a shield if you have one, he died be sure he did not do just that.
@yupyipit you really have a passionate hate against 1.9 pvp lol
@yupyipit /r/woooosh
@yupyipit it's just not your style, that doesn't mean it's bad.
@yupyipit thanks for being understanding to 1.9 players. Personally I like both but I prefer 1.8
purpled: *destroy people in pvp*
also purpled:*struggles to put a sheep on fire*
He mained 1.8 pvp, he's decent with 1.14 pvp but lol yeh
There goes my chance to say I miss purpled.
Only people from the stream will get this joke
"Cave?"
"Question mark?"
*"Exclamation mark?"*
5:59: We are all concerned for your health Purpled.
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And this guy almost killed GeorgeNotFound when he was the dragon
Link pls I don't get it
@@coolname4315 ne too
@@coolname4315 ruclips.net/video/JVih1OeNMPs/видео.html at around 8:02
Probably because in that time he's more confident with full diamond gear, tons of food, and arrows
@@michaelexcel7604 yeh but the dragon's being controlled by a player ._.
3:06 "there's a small chance I mess this up (probably something like.... idk 1/7,500,000,000,000)"
"how much diamond gear do I need to fight the dragon?"
Mate, you don't even need iron armor.
dreams beaten it with just a leather helmet 💀
@@ikelover123 dream sucks
1 year later
Purpled is still trying to press tab
If he plays more multiplayer servers, then he's more likely to press it even more.
Purpled: is this the world record of the nether portal?
Dream: hold my second bucked
1:05 Rare footage of Purpled killing Technoblade
that’s a pig not techno
@@JashXD u dont get the joke...
"in the *new update* the dragon swoops down and chills"
Yes, the new update from 5 years ago
Imagine if hr accidently beat the world record
everyday i wonder how this man makes his worlds so saturated
My new year's resolution: Beating the game.
*Clicking intensifies*
"Stay right here"
Death...
"Omg Omg, What just happend"?
Purpled: "Whats up DOODE" - edits vid and makes his name 'DOODE'
Doode: ":( thats not my name'
“never gone to the end” so you never tried to go to the end, /kill the dragon, get the egg and hatch it?
edit: haha alphabet go brrrrrr
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Alternative title: "I failed to beat Minecraft"
3:18 its never done that fast
Dream: okay
Who else went straight to the comments?
Purpled - is 15 pearls enough?
Dream- has 12 and says, I have more than enough
i’ve never beaten minecraft and i’ve had this game since 2014 LMAO
I never beat minecraft and I have been playing since beta. This year I finally put in the effort and beat it. Now I have beaten the game 5 times two of which are sub 2 hours. I would put in the effort if you have time as its fun.
6:27 the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say
Purpled :""used a fishing rod in a blaze""
Me as a 1.16 player :*disgrace*
Purpled: These guys love me!
Also Purpled: GET IN THE HOLE!!
Happy New Years everyone!
@ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪ :l lol ty hope your having a good year so far
it always swoops down and chills like since the game started
It wasn't always like that. The fountain would only appear if you killed the ender dragon, so the ender dragon wouldn't have a place to chill back then.
@@Deltakryzz yeah, and when you kill the dragon, the thingy will spawn directly under where the dragon's dead body is floating upwards
@@just_ise4418 exactly
"1.8 player"
_proceeds to craft sword_
There are swords in 1.8 .............
I found it funny because it proved him being a 1.8 player since swords are only useful for farming in 1.9+
*looks to the portal* *Purpled*- “Do you shut up.”
1:37 dream smp player btw 🤣
He said "1.8 player btw"
Really burpled I mean purpled?! But it was funny to see what you did!
5:19 omg DREAM?
Purpled: *Makes a nether portal*
Also Purpled: Is that a record?
Dream: Does it less in 11 seconds
Ngl i can just imagine dream being like
“L”
he didnt beat minecraft, minecraft beated him
“Now watch, as it’s never been done this fast before”
Dream: pffff-
Nice video! Keep up the good work
1:30 theres another one for the list
"how much diamond gear do I need to kill the dragon"
Dream: none
Purpled: "fastest portal ever!!"
Dream: *cringe*
6:33 HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF WHATSHWOIDFHIEWF
Purpled: **fighting enderman in the nether and gets hit**
Also Purpled: ow..
"In the new update it like uhh swoops downs and chills"
The dragon perching was added in Beta 1.9 pre-release 6 and the date it was added is November, 11th, 2011 around 3 years before puprpled made his minecraft account
I wish I could play hypixel on my PS4
Purpled: I will beat minecraft
Enderman: *Like thats ever going to happen*
im deprived of purpled content
Very entertaining! I love your sense of humor, you put a smile on my face.
Came from the stream you just made that dudes year 🥺
he was so happy 🥺🥺
wait wat, can someone link me stream?
‘Can you shup up?’
My favorite quote of him
Imagine crafting a sword in 1.16
i cant believe you actually beat the game!!
minecraft is scary, its okay purpled, one day...
i love your pfp, noice
❤️❤️🎉🥳HAPPY 2021 PURPLED!🥳🎉 ❤️❤️
i can tell he is a very cautious and careful because he was worrying if he had enough pearls when he had 15. that is basically a stack of pearls
So no one is realizing he is in hardcore
he said that he was doing hardcore ?
I've played minecraft for about 8 years and only a few months ago I decided it was time to actually beat the game.
Bro y ur comments off for 5 nights at freddies
You crafting 15 eyes of ender
All speedrunners:cry
im not early.
*im on time*
*pog*
Certified 2021 pog moment.
5:05 “1 in 7.5 trillion?!” 💀
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i relate to this, ive had minecraft for like 6 years and i hadn’t beaten minecraft until recently
Anyone else find the Dream "Face reveal" disappointing
Nope
Who didn’t
Nah I didn’t really care
No it's for privacy reasons nothing wrong with it.
bro ur the example of toxic fans.
notch is flat after seeing purpled craft a shield with sticks.
I’ve never beaten Minecraft before
I play on PE, and my brightness sucks, so the nether so dark and scary and I’m kinda afraid of cave noises
kinda? *pathetic.* I never liked mining in minecraft
The reason the piglins didn’t drop many pearls is because they nerfed it and made it a lot harder to get them.
You throwing the crying obsidian away
All speedrunners: cry
ive never seen someone fishing rod a ghast.. good job purp big brain
5:06 one in 7.5 trillion BAHAHAHHA PURPLED PLEASE-
"Observe greatness, I'm so good at minecraft"
*tries to craft a shield with sticks*
"Why havent you gone to the end purpled?"
Purpled: I should probably turn off fulbright
Also purpled: *Turns fullbright back on*
Threatening skeletons with having a shield.
Uses blocks to block shots
It to me so long to get the "omg what in the 1 in 7.5 trillion" joke but when I did it was so funny
“1 in 7.5 trillion!”
pov: you came from the purpled raid to his vid
who knew that a leave block can kill som1 cuz i did not ?
"In the new update the dragon swoops down and chill"
someone please tell me how ''new' that update is
purpled: *plays bedwars and is good at pvp*
also purpled: *sees any hostile mob ever and panics*
Purpled: I PLAYED MINECRAFT SINCE 2013
Also purpled: shield made of sticks
You just beat Minecraft, but on a SMP, you have full Netherite armor tools, tons of stuff
sweet! now try beating minecraft 1.7.3 beta
you know purpled is a pvp legend when in the end he speed bridges with leaf blocks
6:OO HEALTH HEALTH HEALTH!!!!!!!
He said help lmao
he is learning
“I should turn off fullbright”
*10 seconds later*
turns back on fullbright
Purpled: “what just happened?-“
Me: “you got slain by an enderman.”
5:05
"1 in 7.5 trillion!"
THE *EDGE*
no wonder he couldn't beat the player controlled dragon
in the intro part, i like the background music Super Mario 64 hazy maze cave and other SM64 background sounds lol
You are not alone I've had this game for years and still haven't beaten the game
"It swoops down with the new update" That was 4 years ago Purpled.
Lmao I love how the beginning is already just a tangent of him pressing tab
i’ve been waiting for this oneeee
Why are the ores in different directions/ variations??
brave browser ad plays and says do you ever feel like you being watched you are me alone in my dark bedroom and I legit here a noise