ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.
yeah those figures look really good! tbh i think i actually want to get them. it seems like a fun project, and i have been wanting some cool but also affordable blank figures so that i can finally practice painting with the airbrush that i impulse bought last year and kinda forgot about lol
3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao
I used to have those. Brought back so many memories. I had one where it had redstone stuff, like pistons and buttons. It was pretty cool. Had mobs as well
Sorry nothing to do with the video but your pfp gave me a whiplash , I did not expect to see a character from an indie horror game here ^^' . I kinda just recognised it , found it easily then too , it's a game named File or File.exe on Itchio xd .
I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.
The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.
There's a few pieces of official merch you missed. I believe in 2012, Mojang had first released papercraft figures. The purpose behind these was for stopmotion animation. Then later in either 2013 or 2014, Jinx; the people who made all of Minecraft's merch at the time, produced a 3ft tall foam creeper. These are incredibly rare now and a few have sold for $400
I remember when I was younger a few of my friends had that exact same poster and I would stare at it all the time. All the little details are perfect. Reminds me of some of the subnautica posters
4:51 Why, WHY are the bath ducks Steve, a creeper, and a pig?! WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE CHICKEN BATH DUCKS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T TURN THE ONLY DUCK-SHAPED CREATURE IN MINECRAFT INTO A BATH DUCK!
3:48 my brother got that sword at a carnival a few years back. I took it into my room when we got home, unscrewed it, found the speaker, disconnected it, and put the toy back together. It lights up great but it no longer makes sound and that’s how it should be
6:11 When I was younger, me and my brother used to love Minecraft A LOT- and I also really liked reading, so my mum got us the same books. They are now a key part of my childhood lol
I absolutely loved the diary of a minecraft zombie books when I was a kid, I have a memory of finding a copy of the first at a friends house mid sleepover and I read it and it was great
lowkey disappointed he didnt keep the tattoos on for the rest of the video EDIT: also, i 100% chock the creeper crunch up to being stale and not having milk (the latter way more subjective). i had it back when it was still sold and it was *great*. the cinnamon was kinda mild compared to something like cinnamon toast crunch, but then the marshmallows added back that missing sweetness. fuckin ruled
Something that was really cool was the Minecraft gameband, it was a digital watch that could be plugged into a computer and it’s display could be somewhat customized, but it also had Minecraft preloaded onto it and you could play Minecraft on any computer you plugged it into, but the website to download it’s companion app eventually went down and so it’s useless now unfortunately
Probably not that weird of merch but I remember stores stocking up on minecraft papercraft sets, it's just sheets of cardboard you make into objects from the game.
3:14 i have one, i scratched off all the red colours minus the one thats meant to like glow or something idk. It also is broken. And i got it in 2013-2014 (i forgot when it was released)
3:07, Oh hey I actually have one of those, except it’s a diamond ore one. Literally it’s what you’d expect as well, the same thing but it glows blue lol.
3:30 I remember my parents bought me these same Minecraft magnets and they used to bribe me with them, so now I just have a ziplock bag of Minecraft magnets.
i actually had some of that creeper crunch cereal while it was fresh, it was exactly like that, the marshmallows are squishy and the brown bits taste stale
5:02 i love how out of all those ducks not one of them is based on the most compatible mob the chicken
probably because steve pig and the creeper are the "main" mobs.
@@lonto1001yea but i want the chicken
I literally was about to say that, like what went through the designer’s head for them to NOT think of that??
Yeah shut up
Go creeper crunch
ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.
yeah those figures look really good! tbh i think i actually want to get them. it seems like a fun project, and i have been wanting some cool but also affordable blank figures so that i can finally practice painting with the airbrush that i impulse bought last year and kinda forgot about lol
No sorry. I got a job.
3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those
EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao
I used to have those. Brought back so many memories. I had one where it had redstone stuff, like pistons and buttons. It was pretty cool. Had mobs as well
Minecraft Capybaras don’t exist
they are being dropshipped rn
I don't think they're paper craft because that's just actual paper
Sorry nothing to do with the video but your pfp gave me a whiplash , I did not expect to see a character from an indie horror game here ^^' . I kinda just recognised it , found it easily then too , it's a game named File or File.exe on Itchio xd .
I wonder what sort of mania your bank thinks you're going through looking at your transactions
💀
Minecraft product buying disorder
38th like❤
Upcoming nephew/niece’s birthday
bank someone stoll your creditcard and bot 50minecraft idumbs
My man’s reactions were the selling point of the whole video. Especially at the end where he said “Why do I do this to myself?” That touched my heart.
2:50 😭 then puppy he’s dope
Wow❤
😂
4:42 the nostalgia of seeing the same Minecraft creeper toy i owned as a kid didn't need to hit during the 3am video binge but I think I needed it ngl
I didn't know how much I needed "Minecraft capybara" until now
Npc
@@Axolotlboigaming yeah
BOIII GET IT THEN
@@Skuffd_Lad yes
Yeah
Is it worth it to buy all of this? No.
But I would do it, too.
Yup
@Rylan Mohammed ?
123rd like
@@BatRaptor3 lol goofy comment
I figured I'd put a comment early on and see how well it does
@@kemaeWhich anime 🤨 is she a loli ?
1:46
“Minecraft: Squish Me!”
“Whatever you say!”
POP.
“… that was loud.”
Did not say that and no
@@Thetommymaster723 didnt say that
I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.
I have diary of a Minecraft zombie at my school library
@@Aaron_cool Noice
@@Aaron_cool my grandmom bought me 3
@@Aaron_coolsame
@@Aaron_coolI have a farting creeper
The worst part, is that the bath ducks didn't even have a chicken or parrot.
“I’m still chewing Karl” 💀💀💀
I laughed at that phrase
😂
3:49
2:49
☠️
The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.
2:48 hold on I’m still chewing Karl 😂😂
dog
@@joseramonponcemartinez5800 dog
4:52 mojang takes bath ducks, turns them into Minecraft mobs, and NOBODY THOUGHT ABOUT CHICKENS?
4:41 This specific one gives me the most nostalgic feeling. I had this when i was young lol
Ah this takes me back to when I used to collect Minecraft mini figures in little blind boxes. Anyone remember those?
BRO THE NOSTALGIA
I still have the big plastic cases for those 💀
I used to have a bunch of those
I bought those at Walmart at the checkout in the little shelves
I literally read every single one of those Minecraft zombie books as a kid. Just seeing those covers brought back so many memories
There's a few pieces of official merch you missed. I believe in 2012, Mojang had first released papercraft figures. The purpose behind these was for stopmotion animation. Then later in either 2013 or 2014, Jinx; the people who made all of Minecraft's merch at the time, produced a 3ft tall foam creeper. These are incredibly rare now and a few have sold for $400
nerd
@@matchox_backwardsare you just gonna call your dad/mom a nerd while explaining world war 2?
I actually have those papercrafts from when they came out! I loved those as a kid
@@LyndisMikiyoko My old JAG teacher had them, I thought they were pretty neat. I remember the set sat in stores forever and now I can't find it
Beware the Hob-Goblin…
1:46 Why did I laugh at the "BANG"
I did too
Me too lol
Me 2
yes
SAME LOL
I remember when I was younger a few of my friends had that exact same poster and I would stare at it all the time. All the little details are perfect. Reminds me of some of the subnautica posters
4:19 I’ve got a piece of bread 🍞
11:48 box: "ender dragon posing BIG figure"
non-casualty: minecraft... big.
11:44
I gotta say that is the cool articulated Ender Dragon figure ever
4:51 Why, WHY are the bath ducks Steve, a creeper, and a pig?! WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE CHICKEN BATH DUCKS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T TURN THE ONLY DUCK-SHAPED CREATURE IN MINECRAFT INTO A BATH DUCK!
Too predictable.
If you're willing to part with the big chest container, I would love to take it off your hands 😂
Yes
3:48 my brother got that sword at a carnival a few years back. I took it into my room when we got home, unscrewed it, found the speaker, disconnected it, and put the toy back together. It lights up great but it no longer makes sound and that’s how it should be
4:28 “It’s a crookie.” XD
4:29
3:50 I cannot stop laughing from this barking sword
My mom got it for me when I was little and I thought it was offical-😭
You named your dog Rigby
5:45 the sacred MINECRAFT PIGUSSY
That wall charger and red stone block lamp are so sick honestly. I had a friend who had the latter and I remember wanting it for the longest time
1:24 my tattoo artist would kill me if i walked in with those on lmao
anyone agrees with me that at 11:37 he sounds like a stormtrooper?
Hell yea
Yeah
8:03 Minecraft time bomb
1:41 "push the balls"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
10:01 insert crash bandicoot "woah!" Meme here
6:11
When I was younger, me and my brother used to love Minecraft A LOT- and I also really liked reading, so my mum got us the same books. They are now a key part of my childhood lol
(6:14) i bought the whole collection.
Seeing that old creeper with the diamond ore just sent me back so far holy shit
“I’m still chewing Karl.” -ImNotACasualty, 2023
11:05 enderman. skeleton. all my favorite mobs.
lol. this scene made me laugh.
I actually used to read the “Diary of a Minecraft zombie.”
when I was little lol 😅
7:42 legendary for eating expired cereal.
You didn't come from the lowest if you didn't eat expired food
@@elmo10yearsago i have ate expired food, it was not pleasant
I feel like this guy has serious potential on RUclips
he will never reach 600k
@@RalseiGaming lol
Ride Rigby right on to 1 million 😊
@@RalseiGaming he literally is at 609k now lol
@@RalseiGaming 4 days later
1:46 “Minecraft squish me! Whatever you say!” **breaks the sound barrier**
I absolutely loved the diary of a minecraft zombie books when I was a kid, I have a memory of finding a copy of the first at a friends house mid sleepover and I read it and it was great
I remember those!! I had audio books of them!
I need to reread them sometime
i used to read them too so many memorys
lowkey disappointed he didnt keep the tattoos on for the rest of the video
EDIT: also, i 100% chock the creeper crunch up to being stale and not having milk (the latter way more subjective). i had it back when it was still sold and it was *great*. the cinnamon was kinda mild compared to something like cinnamon toast crunch, but then the marshmallows added back that missing sweetness. fuckin ruled
2:49 I’m still chewing karl💀
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did when he showed both his arms completely covered in tattoos lmao
7:01 he can't read or wait
4:51 best merch ever!!
5:55 Most sus toy too
Yes
Tast- *comment deleted*
Something that was really cool was the Minecraft gameband, it was a digital watch that could be plugged into a computer and it’s display could be somewhat customized, but it also had Minecraft preloaded onto it and you could play Minecraft on any computer you plugged it into, but the website to download it’s companion app eventually went down and so it’s useless now unfortunately
Maybe someone could try bringing it back someday.
2:53 yoo I have that midi keyboard too in the background
3:46 battle cats itf theme
nice
Noice
The best comment I have ever seen
W comment
Noice I play battle cats
Probably not that weird of merch but I remember stores stocking up on minecraft papercraft sets, it's just sheets of cardboard you make into objects from the game.
5:43
Bro rlly said "Please don't be toasted, Reuben"
5:40 ok I pull up
11:43, I legit thought that was a walkie talkie
the plushies looked like they were from the minecraft movie lmao
I loved how I watched this while coloring my Minecraft Easter tote bag 😀
Ey,zander that's a cool name
zander xender
3:14 i have one, i scratched off all the red colours minus the one thats meant to like glow or something idk. It also is broken. And i got it in 2013-2014 (i forgot when it was released)
i also have one but it was a diamond ore so theres diff ores that's cool
“Hold on i’m still chewing karl” 😂😂😂
9:37 Definitely the tags will get in your face unless you cut it off lol 😂
What
@@xXRobloxcoolnathanXx the tags of the mask
@@raeefmohamedakthar2029 oh my bad
Pug moment. At 2:50
Dogo
3:07, Oh hey I actually have one of those, except it’s a diamond ore one. Literally it’s what you’d expect as well, the same thing but it glows blue lol.
I had that exact same thing as a kid!
4:47 I HAVE THAT FIGURE (she's broken though, her name is Carrie)
9:21
a very bloody dog
0:13 i got cow
4:13 aw man
6:26 I USED TO READ DIARY OF A MINECRAFT ZOMBIE!!! (As you could tell I came out just fine. 😎)
2:12 the most evil use of sissors 😂
idk why but the water logged axolotl you fished up at 13:45 is the funniest goddamn thing i've seen today
1:00 "Fff-fwellets" xd i love english ppl trying to read our weird french words
They didn’t try
5:42“ I love him so much”
*proceeds to carelessly toss him to the side*
2:32 IT'S KARL'S GUMMIES👁👄👁
From MRBEAST 👁👄👁 (He did not like it)
@@3cdangyeu same I know in the Mrbeast short
no shit
🗿
*aggressively stab Karl's head and talk normal*
3:56 me to a child
my grandma used to buy me all this cheap minecraft merch a long long time ago... alot of it is still brand new
3:30 I remember my parents bought me these same Minecraft magnets and they used to bribe me with them, so now I just have a ziplock bag of Minecraft magnets.
Good for you.
6:56 Creeps💀💀
“WOAH! happy birthday!” Is exactly what a dad would say as you get the watch.
Some of this is so 2012 it's hilarious. My friend would have happily unironically had these as a kid.
1:24 bro did 20 years in the mineshaft
This guy is great we gotta get him to 5 mil at LEAST
2:26 i have the exact same thing hanging in my room right now
I once had that wallpaper in my room
Man, I remember so many of these!
I even read those “Diary of a Minecraft Zombie” books when I was little!
Much nostalgia.
**Even if it was stupid…
i actually had some of that creeper crunch cereal while it was fresh, it was exactly like that, the marshmallows are squishy and the brown bits taste stale
1:24 Bros got the drip🥶
🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😩😩😩
5:50 the person that thought this was a good idea should be working on horror games.
Somehow those "cursed" minecraft pixel duck things are actually kindof amazing.
10:16 I own this, I'm using it to charge my phone at this very moment :)
Bruh i legit have the minecraft poster at 2:16
The fact that I will never have enough money to buy all this...
Rip da panda 2:10
7:06 I got those for my 2022 advent calendar and it actually tasted good 😂
I actually wanted hold on I’m still chewing Karl 👁️👄👁️
7:50 OH NO the marshmallows are squishy... oh wait
9:10 BOFFY!1?1!?1?
The fact the fishing rod wasn’t a replica of the in game fishing rod is a crime against humanity
why is there french everywhere lol