"Cake is a lie, there are only cookies. Through cookies, I gain calories. Through calories, I gain fat. Through fat, I gain weight. Through weight, my chair is broken. The floor shall fear me."
I always liked the way Baras sounded. The way he speaks. The tone of his voice. It's very authorative, dark, clear and very enunciated. Very V-like from the movie "V for Vendetta."
Funny thing about Baras is that he is a good villain. If you’re polite to him, he’ll be polite right back. If you sass him, he will quickly remind you of the power discrepancy at work.
Indeed, not only through the way he interacts with you, but also the very character itself is very well written. Brilliant, yet the architect of his own downfall. You come to know his strengths such as thinking multiple steps ahead, planting moles everywhere, setting up backup plans. Calculating his every move until the board is set favourably. But as the story goes on, you discover he has flaws as well. His paranoia regarding leaving nothing to chance. Striking down loyal servants because they are a 'loose end'. One might think that betraying the player is a dumb move on his end, but in regards to his character, it was inevitable.
Yes, many years and I'm still playing for the sake of story. I like it more than WoW that no matter what we accomplish, we are still a sideline character.
The Sith Warrior story is just so fun to play. That mission to Alderaan in particular is just incredible. I stopped playing though, because I hate that the individual character’s story ends after chapter 3. It just gets so repetitive having to play Hutt Cartel, Revan and Outlander and it’s the same for every class. Outlander, there’s a few differences, but not enough for me. I really wish each class could’ve had their own story after chapter 3.
The cake is a lie, there is only pie. Through pie I gain calories. Through calories I gain fat. Through fat my waistline expands and my belt is broken. The salad shall set me free.
Funny enough...... that exact line prevented me from going through un-aliving myself. I was going through a rough patch, and decided to play to calm my nerves a bit. Made a new sith warrior, heard that line from Baras, and scrapped the plan. For an evil, underhanded villain, I owe Baras my life irl now.
Good lawd, I thought the same thing. "Isildur returns; and with a bloodied weapon? I assume this means Sauron is no more...here, take this One Ring as a memento..."
Passion is done, Anger is mine Strength is served, Now I have hatred Power has corrupt me, But rage is now my equal Victory is the beginning, Darkness is the end With that Darkness, I am fully complete The Force Has Freed Me
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Baras the Wide? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Baras was a Dark Lord of the Sith. So powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create fat. He had such a knowledge of the Dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dieting.
Peace is Life. There is only Sin. Through Sin, I Gain Lie. Through Lie, I Gain Pain. Through Pain, I Gain Hate. Through Hate, I Gain Evil. Through Evil, My Mind is set Free.
Peace is often built on lies. Another word for passion is desire. For example, if a child desires... say... a megazord toy, the lie which creates peace and sates his desire turns out to be a worthless bootleg that can't even transform/disassemble.
Cake is a lie, there is only pie. Through pie, I gain fat. Through fat, I gain weight. Through weight, I gain body mass. Through body mass, my belt is broken. The couch shall set me free.
The movements of the characters really look out of place sometimes: Baras turns away from the Acolyte He recites the Sith Code Then he raises his hands as if facing someone
Baras's Sith Code: The cake is a lie, there is only pie. Through pie, I gain calories. Through calories, I gain fat. Through fat, I gain girth. Through girth, my belt is broken. The Recliner shall free me.
why bother designing a wheel of fate so pathetic that the death of its architect would end it? death awaits all those who fail to preserve the empire and its emperor eternally. the power to change the sith code exists... that is what those who have not yet perished amuse themselves with. power frees us but not our enemies. it must always enslave them.
Peace is a lie,There is only twinkies through twinkies,I gain fat through fat,I get literaly fat, through literaly fat,my buckle is broken through my buckle breaking,I am as fat as a hippo through being as fat as a hippo i have a tactical advantage over the jedi and sith through having an advantage over the jedi and sith,I transform them into more twinkies through more twinkies,I get as fat as a blueberry,then i crush Planets!!!!with my oversized belly!!
The cake is a lie - there is only pie. Through pie, I gain calories. Through calories , I gain fat. Through fat, I gain weight; Through weight , my belt is broken! The heart attack shall set me free!
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"Cake is a lie, there are only cookies.
Through cookies, I gain calories.
Through calories, I gain fat.
Through fat, I gain weight.
Through weight, my chair is broken.
The floor shall fear me."
LOL
Hahahahaa, Thats awesome dude :D
the true sith code
great
perfect
AHA!! I bought a new chair, sucker!!!!!!
I always liked the way Baras sounded. The way he speaks. The tone of his voice. It's very authorative, dark, clear and very enunciated. Very V-like from the movie "V for Vendetta."
Shame he is also darth fatass or darth diabetus whicever you prefer
Funny thing about Baras is that he is a good villain.
If you’re polite to him, he’ll be polite right back. If you sass him, he will quickly remind you of the power discrepancy at work.
Indeed, not only through the way he interacts with you, but also the very character itself is very well written. Brilliant, yet the architect of his own downfall.
You come to know his strengths such as thinking multiple steps ahead, planting moles everywhere, setting up backup plans.
Calculating his every move until the board is set favourably. But as the story goes on, you discover he has flaws as well. His paranoia regarding leaving nothing to chance.
Striking down loyal servants because they are a 'loose end'. One might think that betraying the player is a dumb move on his end, but in regards to his character, it was inevitable.
*Baras screams in frustration*
"Is there a problem, master?"
"Who would ask such a stupid question? Clearly there is a problem here."
"I can feel your anger."
"A blind, deaf, comatose, lobotomy patient could feel my anger!"
"Nice lungs you got there."
"Mind your tongue or I will cut it out!"
"Nice lungs ya got there." - You, the smartass.
"Mind your tongue or I will cut it out!" - Baras
"Okay, I'm officially scared." - Vette
I dont know about this guys. The way Baras delivers this line in the game gave me a chill first time I heard it. It was awesome.
+Ra Ze Especially synced with the music. It's amazing.
Try to find the french dub of this scene: it rocks ^^
It was so cool.
same
I miss this game soooo much
Mmo wise this game had little to offer, but as a single player experience with the story, characters and dialogs, it is one of my favorite games
Yes, many years and I'm still playing for the sake of story. I like it more than WoW that no matter what we accomplish, we are still a sideline character.
I just started playing it recently. I absolutely hate MMOs so this is an absolute gold mine for me.
The Sith Warrior story is just so fun to play. That mission to Alderaan in particular is just incredible. I stopped playing though, because I hate that the individual character’s story ends after chapter 3. It just gets so repetitive having to play Hutt Cartel, Revan and Outlander and it’s the same for every class. Outlander, there’s a few differences, but not enough for me. I really wish each class could’ve had their own story after chapter 3.
I only played it for the single player aspect. To learn more.
one ring to rule them all
The cake is a lie, there is only pie.
Through pie I gain calories.
Through calories I gain fat.
Through fat my waistline expands and my belt is broken.
The salad shall set me free.
***** Lol, yeah! :D
+TehBlueThunder You Just Awesomely Made My Day An AwesomeDay!!!!!
c:
Glados wouldnt like you saying that
*A BLIND, DEAF, COMATOSE LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD **_FEEL MY HUNGER!_*
Baras almost sounds comforting at 0:42.
Funny enough...... that exact line prevented me from going through un-aliving myself. I was going through a rough patch, and decided to play to calm my nerves a bit. Made a new sith warrior, heard that line from Baras, and scrapped the plan. For an evil, underhanded villain, I owe Baras my life irl now.
One of the best cinematics ever!!!! Peace is a LIE! For the Dark Side, for the Empire!
Well you see there's the Dark Side, and there's the Light Side, and that's pretty much it" *The Empire's Wrath*
Good lawd, I thought the same thing. "Isildur returns; and with a bloodied weapon? I assume this means Sauron is no more...here, take this One Ring as a memento..."
Can't believe this game is so old now. I remember being so hyped for it back when it was announced.
Baras delivers these lines so, so well.
You can say anything about Baras, but it's the only Force's Master in that game that actually teaches you something
Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy!
The Emperor aaand we.. shall.. have... peace......
(march on the the Temple plays)
And once more the Sith will rule the Galaxy.
Passion is done, Anger is mine
Strength is served, Now I have hatred
Power has corrupt me, But rage is now my equal
Victory is the beginning, Darkness is the end
With that Darkness, I am fully complete
The Force Has Freed Me
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Baras the Wide?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.
Darth Baras was a Dark Lord of the Sith. So powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create fat.
He had such a knowledge of the Dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dieting.
He could actually save others from diets?
How can i learn this power?
Pie is a lie, there is only cake.
Through cake, I gain weight.
Through weight, I gain mass.
Through mass my chair is broken.
My food shall free me.
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Don't be silly.
The dark side has cookies, not cake.
0:42 words of bloody wisdom
basically the star wars fandom
Peace is Life. There is only Sin. Through Sin, I Gain Lie. Through Lie, I Gain Pain. Through Pain, I Gain Hate. Through Hate, I Gain Evil. Through Evil, My Mind is set Free.
If Darth Baras HAD gained control of the Empire, the Republic would have been doomed.
And this is why the jesi can go swallow a lightsaber we Sith will reign supreem
words to live by, peace is a lie.
everyone says the same exact code differently, Darth Baras , that old guy in the tombs
Peace is often built on lies. Another word for passion is desire. For example, if a child desires... say... a megazord toy, the lie which creates peace and sates his desire turns out to be a worthless bootleg that can't even transform/disassemble.
Darth Baras giving the One Ring? So that's why his helmet only has 1 eye, his other eye is on Mount Doom
Cake is a lie, there is only pie.
Through pie, I gain fat.
Through fat, I gain weight.
Through weight, I gain body mass.
Through body mass, my belt is broken.
The couch shall set me free.
Our chains will be broken, the force shall set us free!
The movements of the characters really look out of place sometimes:
Baras turns away from the Acolyte
He recites the Sith Code
Then he raises his hands as if facing someone
it's like they are roleplaying in rblx
Awesome!
BARAS IS FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!
No wait... that's sundowner. Wrong character.
Not going to lie, first time I played through this part, I got chills.
Intresting how the sith warrior code has in "we" "through passion we gain strength" but for the inqusitor has "i" "through passion i gain strength"
In the voice of Ice Cube. Dark Syeeed!
the sith were so close...so close
SO EPIC
just a little something i came up with
If only someone could get James Earl Jones, Ian McShane or Laurance Fishburne to read the Sith Code. That would be epic.
@tarsus4x4 I feel you didnt get it. I was refering to "take this one ring".
@Arenumberg LOL, though the EXACT same thing, take this ring, the one ring of power forged in the fires of mount doom!
I’m all The Sith
Wish my computer could handle the high res graphics, this looks great. I have to keep a low setting.
I wonder if BioWare responded to fans reciting a parody version of Darth Baras and his ‘code’
nice
Sounds like Hugo Weaving from V for Vendetta to me but I know its not him.
I've not heard that one.
they should make a flashpoint where you help baras get on a weight loss program
fun game to play but it killed my desk top's mother board
one ring to rule them all? hahaha
that voice is so familiar, but i can not remember the name.
So, you're now Sauron?
@Jensaarai1 Unlike The jedi code it you you you We are so nice
The force has set me free, I can do almost anything I like here in the Netherlands.
Absolutes? Objectivists ONLY deal in absolutes!
Funny man, if you are such a believer in the Rand school of thought, come here to America.
@tarsus4x4 I'll forgive you, this time, apprentice :P.
take this one ring. The one ring to rule them all ha ha ha.
Cake is a lie there is only pie trough pie we gain calories trough calories we gain fat trough fat our belt is broken and then we shall be free :D
Baras's Sith Code:
The cake is a lie, there is only pie.
Through pie, I gain calories.
Through calories, I gain fat.
Through fat, I gain girth.
Through girth, my belt is broken.
The Recliner shall free me.
LMAO
why bother designing a wheel of fate so pathetic that the death of its architect would end it? death awaits all those who fail to preserve the empire and its emperor eternally. the power to change the sith code exists... that is what those who have not yet perished amuse themselves with. power frees us but not our enemies. it must always enslave them.
Prefer Kotor's Sith code
Peace is a lie,There is only twinkies
through twinkies,I gain fat
through fat,I get literaly fat,
through literaly fat,my buckle is broken
through my buckle breaking,I am as fat as a hippo
through being as fat as a hippo i have a tactical advantage over the jedi and sith
through having an advantage over the jedi and sith,I transform them into more twinkies
through more twinkies,I get as fat as a blueberry,then i crush Planets!!!!with my oversized belly!!
The cake is a lie - there is only pie.
Through pie, I gain calories.
Through calories , I gain fat.
Through fat, I gain weight;
Through weight , my belt is broken!
The heart attack shall set me free!
C'est tellement mieux en francais
...
hmm in german voice darth baras is more harder and impressive
warrior, Inquisitor, and agent stories were the only thing good about swtor