Zane: looks like an arab on the outside but the inside is really just a blond la girl who always got everything from daddy and now has to survive on his own... "I never did this before"
Gabby S I had jaq cousteau son come to my class and my history teacher worked with jaque Cousteau, my teacher told a funny story of how he was on a ship with the whole french team he didn’t speak French and a shark came on the ship, where they did the diving off and on and driving with the sharks so like cage area and he didnt know it and he was backing up and almost was fish food! Literally the french men began talking in french he didnt know what they were saying until one of them screams ahhhhh, shark he turns around a 15 feet great white chilling in the ship! Lol that must have been fun!
honestly i would star crying cause i’ve been a fan of heaths since vine, so to go from watching him from vine and then him becoming a parent would be so emotional
My first thought: Zane posted? He’s a perfectionist, he doesn’t just throw out content, something big must have happened. Reality: Zane posts a normal vlog. After thought: *in Zane/Heath voice* Baby, I just spent 10 minutes watching a vlog, and I’m not mad at it. Why he be overthinking everything? Baby you know we just wanna see you 💕
*i just wanna know what’s been happening with the hair implants like...weren’t you not suppose to wear a hat and also what does your hair look like now?*
i still love and appreciate this content so much. you don’t even have to try to be funny, you’re both just naturally hilarious people. slap that shit in a video and i’ll watch it all day. love u keep it up
@@JGFV1117 never got the mindset of someone saying something stupid as Hell and then someone pointing it out and then another person going "awww is someone upset" like that defys everything. These stupid ass comments need to stop.
@@JGFV1117 over an 8th of the worlds population uses RUclips, official government companies use it, and many people receive their only income from it....fuck you mean it's "just RUclips."
Love this video! So proud of you guys for doing what feels right for you artistically. I love seeing you guys interact it’s such comedic relief, I missed your videos 💛
I used to never enjoy zane or heaths videos but something about them now really hits I love seeing ur lives lived and hearing about it from the podcast! Ur doing great baby keep it up
I am so happy you made a new video like this. I have always loved watching your random car ride coffee talks. You and health are my favorite out of the vlog squad! ❤❤
This video was so simple and so good at the same time. Ive been hearing the podcast and i feel like i see a even more funnier and good side from you two keep it coming ❤️❤️
Zane’s channel is like his child. If Zane had a kid, he’d forget the kid exists just like he did with his channel. Heath would be an great dad. Especially to a daughter. I can imagine that. Mariah and Heath would have adorable, attractive kids I’m not gonna lie. No tea, no shade towards Zane, but you all know I’m right.
keep it up zane proud of you for uploading my lifes really stressful your videos always cheer me up I dont mind waiting take your time ill always come and watch!
Zane is really the type of person to go to the gas station and forget to get gas...
I’ve...sadly done that before...
He forgot that he got gas and tried to take the ⛽ pump with him, he talks about on the podcast.
I went on a road trip, stop in a bakery to pick up some bread, eat a croissant and forget the fucking bread lmao
@@SusanaSilva-dw8zj that's not your fault. Croissants are delicious.
@@nicolelipsky9382 truee
Zane: looks like an arab on the outside but the inside is really just a blond la girl who always got everything from daddy and now has to survive on his own...
"I never did this before"
omg yes
FRRR
*florida girl
Nah more like a cool black aunt cause he always say baby
emily so true
Zanes the type of guy who’s pin code would be something like 1234😂
Blake don’t expose my baby like that
and he would say hey what's my pin? 🤣🤣
No it’s more like 1111
dont be fucking rude...... its 4321
Game Changer that’s my boyfriends lmaoooo
Spending a day hanging out with Zane would be a day filled with laughter and confusion
Never thought i'd see the day that Zane decided to post again
Gabriela Verduzco must be running low on cash just like his gas tank 😂💕
@@kathiaangel448 Lmao I was just about to say this is just a ten minute ad cuz he probably needs some cash
Honestly same lmao
Me either babe
@@kathiaangel448 or maybe he became broke after paying for his gas
Zane: “we’re gonna cut to a quick commmercial break”
RUclips: cuts to an AD
Me: 👀👀
I think you can decide when the ads pop up
It's up to the creator where to place the ad
uh cute
Lucy García ayy no cap that happened to me to bro. coronavirus ad. 🦠🤔👀
Vanessa Rene it tripped me out lmao
Heath: "Jacques Cousteau... how do you spell that?"
Zane: "Jock Custow"
LMAOOO
Jaquez coustow 😭
My grandpa scuba dived with him
Gabby S I had jaq cousteau son come to my class and my history teacher worked with jaque Cousteau, my teacher told a funny story of how he was on a ship with the whole french team he didn’t speak French and a shark came on the ship, where they did the diving off and on and driving with the sharks so like cage area and he didnt know it and he was backing up and almost was fish food! Literally the french men began talking in french he didnt know what they were saying until one of them screams ahhhhh, shark he turns around a 15 feet great white chilling in the ship! Lol that must have been fun!
The stupidity is oozing out the screen
@@janelle2890 sick
“Ja -quez Cow - Sti - Aye - U”
I should of known.
Kayla LMAO
This killed me
and that’s on Beluga Whales
Zane can literally post anything and I’d watch it. He’s so entertaining and he doesn’t even realize it
I think I have seen this said by someone else before
Latif Lk AfG probably cause it’s true he doesn’t realize how much we love and appreciate his content
I agree!! I’m obsessed already😅😅😅
Facts
Zane and Heath are the original “share one brain cell” and you can’t change my mind
Marianna Flores and Matt
I see no lies
zane is still so relatable with all his money. Like what man lets their lamborghini run out of gas??
tatii starr and covered in like an inch of dirt lmao
Ye that's so relatable.
yeah i let my 500.000$ car run out of gas all the time
Heath: “imagine me with a baby”
Zane: “that be very cute”
Heath: “I can see it”
🥺
Kimberly Sim mariahs just at home like “bitch don’t get me excited” 🤣
Nicole i’m so ready for that tbh
honestly i would star crying cause i’ve been a fan of heaths since vine, so to go from watching him from vine and then him becoming a parent would be so emotional
His drunk ass found his RUclips password again
Bruh 😂😂
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Diah’s fun channel De Guia; Thanks 10 year old! Keep those fingers up :)
Diah’s fun channel De Guia 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Blake bitch you can’t kill me
Nobody :
Zane : “I hAvE GoTtEn sTuPiDeR”
🤣
Giovanna Fransesca not funny
Ivan Duran so?
“If I got 5 cars, that’s 5 bedrooms right there”😂😂😂😂 Heath needs to stop
“i know i’ll be a good dad... once the kid turns like 6” 😩 ZANE
“My electrons has been fluttered out” literally had me laughing for five minutes
Zane is that type of person whose tank is on “E” but says “I know my car” lol
"we've had a creative break, you know what that means?"
"yeah a creative block" 😂
Zane swears this is trash but i havent laughed this hard in a while💀
The whole entire time I was wondering why the hell does Jacque Cousteau sound so familiar....turns out Phoebe Buffay loves him 😂😂
MM 01 thank you I was tripping out thinking of where I knew the name from 😂😂
Thank you
Me too! 😂
"I'm sorry phoebe but I think Jacque Cousteau is dead"
My first thought: Zane posted? He’s a perfectionist, he doesn’t just throw out content, something big must have happened.
Reality: Zane posts a normal vlog.
After thought: *in Zane/Heath voice* Baby, I just spent 10 minutes watching a vlog, and I’m not mad at it. Why he be overthinking everything? Baby you know we just wanna see you 💕
TJ Baker YESSSSSSS
I really did read that whole last part in their voice!
"lets just think she's full of gas" "yeah yeah just pretend" *as the lambo is about to die* ...
me with all my problems
*i just wanna know what’s been happening with the hair implants like...weren’t you not suppose to wear a hat and also what does your hair look like now?*
8:13 “she’s necia dudeee”😆
What does that even mean ? 😭 someone told me it means grumpy but that didn’t make sense.
v necia is like foolish no where close to grumpy😭
Necia= stubborn
Carla Hernandez no where near grumpy either lol. It means stubborn
You have to watch Adamrayokay on TikTok to get the reference he’s making lol
“if I got 5 cars baby that’s 5 rooms right there”- Heath 2020
"Jackwez Koustiau" who else was reminded of the pronunciation vines?
I immediately thought of those vines and the substitute teacher sketch from key and peele
i still love and appreciate this content so much. you don’t even have to try to be funny, you’re both just naturally hilarious people. slap that shit in a video and i’ll watch it all day. love u keep it up
Wow welcome to RUclips, zane. We’re always happy to welcome new creators!
I love how they think that turning the AC off will save gas
“i mean if i got 5 cars that’s 5 bedrooms right there”
the "clean me" in the background the whole time they're driving back
These dudes made an entire blog at a gas station lmfao I’m here for it 😂
why is zane never driving his own car 😂
This video definitely gives me old zane and heath vibes (2016-2017) 😂
Zanes back window: “clean me”
Zane: only cleans the windscreen
They can do the same thing every video and I will still laugh my ass off😭😂
Edit: wowowow 50 likes lmaooo 😃😂❤️
“and das on coffee beans”
No one:
Not a single soul:
Zane: *forgets to fill the gas tank*
Car: you are out of gas
Heath: ZANE!!!
CEO of writing the conversation for no reason
Abdullah hahaha lmao
Zane got me dead 💀 when he said “she’s necia dude” 😂
Last time i was this early Zane hadn’t posted
“I like marine biology and that’s on Jaqu Custo” lmao
we also miss Hidaya!
can’t believe zane and heath were the ones that taught me actually how to pump gas instead on my parents 😂😂
Zane and Heath have the same vibe as my friend and I at 3am during a sleepover
Btw we're 14 year old girls
no one:
literally no one:
not a single soul:
Zane: shes NESSIE-yuh dOOOde
_sailorg00n people still use this retarded ass comment?
@@sparty54 You alright? Her comment upset you that much? 😴
@@JGFV1117 never got the mindset of someone saying something stupid as Hell and then someone pointing it out and then another person going "awww is someone upset" like that defys everything. These stupid ass comments need to stop.
@@ultrabigfella chill out 😂 this is fucking RUclips. who gives a fuck
@@JGFV1117 over an 8th of the worlds population uses RUclips, official government companies use it, and many people receive their only income from it....fuck you mean it's "just RUclips."
*Zane uploads*
Me: wow didn’t know it did that
“And thats on coffee bean” I WILL BE SAYING THAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE 🤩
Idk about anyone else but i love watching people having fun
Zane, I LOVE your Vlogs. Even if it’s just you driving in the car with Matt or heath or whatever, the content is always 👏🏼
Hearing your voice makes me so happy! Love y'all!
When Zayn said “shes necia dudeee” I LOST it HAHAH Rosa teaching him Spanish 😂😂
that baby's smile in the thumbnaill tho 😂😂
Helen Levoni 🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀😂
Zane: she’s necia dude 😂😂😂
“a lot of people would be scared” mhm a lot of people and i’ll name ‘em
i need more consistent zane and heath content y’all are my favorite part of the vlog squad 🥺
Zane says he wouldn't drop a baby. Bro, he's alway dropping himself lol
Love this video! So proud of you guys for doing what feels right for you artistically. I love seeing you guys interact it’s such comedic relief, I missed your videos 💛
ITS A HOLIDAY ONLY ZANE WOULD FINALLY UPLOAD ON LEAP DAY😂❤️
i LOVE these types of videos! It's coffee talk baby!!
Zane and heath are my last two brains cells trying to do math 😂
I love how he cleaned the windshield, but not the rear window. You can see “clean me” written on it.
Does somebody else find super cute how they shout to people they love them. Like im totally that girl who said she would crash.
I used to never enjoy zane or heaths videos but something about them now really hits I love seeing ur lives lived and hearing about it from the podcast! Ur doing great baby keep it up
His profile pic looks like the “don’t be shy put some more” meme
I am living for videos like this. These two together are the best duo!!
come through zane!!
I am so happy you made a new video like this. I have always loved watching your random car ride coffee talks. You and health are my favorite out of the vlog squad! ❤❤
“It’s how Mariah tells me she’s pregnant, I come home and there’s a baby on board sticker on my truck”🤣
that would be amazing omg
This video was so simple and so good at the same time. Ive been hearing the podcast and i feel like i see a even more funnier and good side from you two keep it coming ❤️❤️
“I see you dropping your baby” “yeah dropping it off to a NANNY” LMAO
I have missed these videos. You need to make more of them and they need to be longer .❤THANK YOU!!! LOVE YOU guys!!!
this video should be titled “getting gas with zane and heath”
More of these please it’s like old school vlogs
MY WHOLE MOUTH DROPPED
And then I realized
You two are so good together, I love it!!! Thanks for posting!!
"and that's on financial advisor"
Wow that brought up memories! I’m from the same area as Zane and heath and I remember Jacques coustea’s son coming to my middle school too!!
I missed Coffee Talk baby!!!
new year already lookin up 😩😩 ZANE IS BACK BABY
Zane lost all of his electron - lites. Now he's ionized with a positive charge. David will love it when he helps recharge the Tesla twice as fast.
Honestly y’all are my spirit animals I love coffee talk
Zane’s channel is like his child. If Zane had a kid, he’d forget the kid exists just like he did with his channel. Heath would be an great dad. Especially to a daughter. I can imagine that. Mariah and Heath would have adorable, attractive kids I’m not gonna lie. No tea, no shade towards Zane, but you all know I’m right.
Nicole Brodsky wut
I was so shocked and sooo happy to see YOU post !!!! Love ya!
When they were doing the sponsor part who else was wondering who’s legs those were in the background sitting next to todd😜👀
I think it was Matt's gf
Someone who was at the house just chilling 😂
Emma Z obviously but I was just wondering whose legs they were that all
i was wondering why is a leg waving at me from the background
kiriko the smug right🤣🤣🤷🏻♀️
This gave me such old zane and heath vibes but with new and improved versions of you guys!! So proud of yall!!!
No one:
Nobody:
Every comment: “Don’t lie who clicked fast and went to comments”
Pin Head I know!
If its every comment, then it's not really "no one: " more like "everyone:"
YURI then ignore it.
Pin Head I did
Glad zane is back
“You would drop your baby” 💀💀😂
I love these types of videos sm, they’re laid back and just real
Zane: ( rosa voice ) she’s ne-SI-aH dude
Literally love yall
“If I got 5 cars that’s 5 bedrooms right there”
God damit heath u kill me😂
I MISSED THESE KIND OF VIDEOS THANK YOU
When the gas in the tank is the same as Zane's videos. Gone 🤭😂🤭
keep it up zane proud of you for uploading my lifes really stressful your videos always cheer me up I dont mind waiting take your time ill always come and watch!
Wait did you just say "She's necia, dude" 8:20 okaaaayy Zane getting a little Mexi on me 😍 we stan a bilingual king lol
Datalie Dobrik he’s copying Rosa from tiktok 😂
Any video w Zane and Heath makes my day they are my favs
As someone from Oregon I found the gas pumping fascinating
as someone from new jersey, same
I’m so happy you’re back! Love your videos no matter what they’re of