Millipede vs Centipede!

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @etta5487
    @etta5487 6 лет назад +2756

    Millipede: many leg good cucumber boi
    Centepede: *SPIKY VENOM BOY NOT GOOD*

    • @getawayred
      @getawayred 5 лет назад +94

      lmfao "Many leg good cucumber boi" I'm dead

    • @agentmissouri2623
      @agentmissouri2623 5 лет назад +5

      Lmfao my bruda!

    • @agentmissouri2623
      @agentmissouri2623 5 лет назад +9

      Venom not poison for the centipede

    • @genegray7
      @genegray7 5 лет назад

      c.q cumber

    • @chitaneduard9050
      @chitaneduard9050 5 лет назад +2

      @@redploofster Yeah but the millipede emits it's poison just when it feels attacked or in danger

  • @bogart7435
    @bogart7435 3 года назад +1390

    Millipede: *Walk's Cutely*
    Centipede: *Intense Running*

    • @abooalatv1557
      @abooalatv1557 2 года назад +21

      Hey ima add a reply bc its weird to see a comment with 230 likes with no reply.

    • @Mr.W_1rst
      @Mr.W_1rst 2 года назад +12

      @@abooalatv1557 true

    • @aplsmpl
      @aplsmpl 2 года назад +4

      haha

    • @InsectLab
      @InsectLab 2 года назад +4

      I tried, and they became friends😄

    • @gamingtadkaa2011
      @gamingtadkaa2011 2 года назад +7

      Millipede are cute 🥺 🥺🥺🥺

  • @rembee341
    @rembee341 5 лет назад +2139

    millipede: hey wanna be frie-
    centipede: *_I WIL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL_*

  • @thisisgospelx
    @thisisgospelx 3 года назад +766

    Millipede: cute little guy, just vibin'
    Centipede: Demonic being from the depths of hell

  • @xtrafries123
    @xtrafries123 4 года назад +4709

    Millipede: Hi! How are you?
    Centipede: *I'LL COOK YOUR CHILDREN FOR BREAKFAST*

    • @masonf7332
      @masonf7332 4 года назад +48

      Kirby Verano lmao! This actually made me laugh

    • @miaopan5692
      @miaopan5692 4 года назад +10

      Hahaha

    • @Krsthsus
      @Krsthsus 4 года назад +8

      Upvoted LMAO

    • @microwavedbread3021
      @microwavedbread3021 4 года назад +8

      Kirby Verano lmfao😂😂😂

    • @rayes119
      @rayes119 4 года назад +3

      Kirby Verano this had me dead😂😂😂

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 8 лет назад +3937

    As I've said before:
    Millipede: I can't see, so I'm gonna just derp around until I find something to eat.
    Centipede: CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.

  • @jacksoneee6759
    @jacksoneee6759 4 года назад +3310

    The way the centipede moves gives me anxiety, but then the way the millipede moves calms me and looks satisfying.

    • @prolly.thomas
      @prolly.thomas 4 года назад +78

      Jackson K its how the legs like coordinate for me.

    • @summern3064
      @summern3064 3 года назад +129

      @@prolly.thomas the way the millipedes move their legs is called a metachronal wave/ rhythm 😀

    • @josef-1209
      @josef-1209 3 года назад +130

      Ikr, Millipedes are adorable but Centipedes freak me out

    • @mr13anana41
      @mr13anana41 3 года назад +55

      Millipedes faces look so cute

    • @alicorn_girl
      @alicorn_girl 3 года назад +7

      Non of them scare me 😂

  • @mateuszolesinski6169
    @mateuszolesinski6169 Год назад +236

    The fact he had the centipede pinned down and the millipede gracefully walking about tells you enough what they're like

  • @gon5803
    @gon5803 7 лет назад +1785

    Milipede: Hey friend, want to play a fun game?
    xX_c3nt1p3d3_Xx: KILL, DESTROY, MURDER...
    Milipede: ehhh, no thanks

    • @bugman98291
      @bugman98291 7 лет назад +27

      i like you m8

    • @mileshunter6978
      @mileshunter6978 7 лет назад +20

      Gon 5 Yup. And you know that TH3 C3NT1P3D3 TYP35 LYK3 TH15

    • @fikluk4118
      @fikluk4118 7 лет назад +17

      CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY, SWAG.

    • @GreatSharks
      @GreatSharks 7 лет назад +7

      ur good wit me m8
      but seriously I got a good laugh out of your comment XD

    • @hunter-bros8543
      @hunter-bros8543 7 лет назад +14

      Dark Souls PvP in a nutshell

  • @AllyArtemisia
    @AllyArtemisia 8 лет назад +603

    Millipede's are gentle pool noodles who can Do No Wrong, and centipedes are grumpy, spicy fettuccine who can feel only hate.

  • @MilkerName
    @MilkerName 7 лет назад +273

    The moment the two Myriapods were set free:
    Centipede: The hunt continues! (Bolts off across the desert floor)
    Millipede: Where am I?

    • @hermes222
      @hermes222 7 лет назад +31

      YOUR IN SPARTAAAAA

  • @Tysonardatd
    @Tysonardatd 3 года назад +1059

    Mili: when i grow up i wanna be a doctor
    Centi: *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*
    Rip techno

  • @mraihan7400
    @mraihan7400 5 лет назад +4613

    Milipedes are tickly and quite adorable.
    While the centipedes looks like a goddamn assassin that will end someone’s life and get away with it

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 5 лет назад +159

      Scary as centipedes are they're fortunately no matter for us. Some girl accidentally stepped on one that other day and it literally disintegrated into a pool of gunk lmao

    • @danharold5055
      @danharold5055 5 лет назад +83

      I had one crawl up n my face once...
      *ONCE*

    • @danharold5055
      @danharold5055 5 лет назад +128

      @kitten :3 i donno but all I remember was i was sleeping on the floor while my parents werent around(floor was cold and comfy), and then I felt a tickle in my face i thought i was my cat's tail but low and behold when i opened my eyes it was a 10 inch centipede... half of its body on top of my glasses and the other half bent down towards my mouth and its tail somehow found its way to my nostril, i didnt move for a horrifying 13-15 seconds before i rattled and screamed in fear till i mentally blacked out out of panic, after that i dont remember anything... the last thing i saw when i conscious in my panic was i remember it crawled ontop on my eye lids...

    • @ViratKohli-jj3wj
      @ViratKohli-jj3wj 5 лет назад +60

      @@danharold5055 RIP you

    • @FloatingOnCloudNein
      @FloatingOnCloudNein 5 лет назад +7

      Drape Nailed Talaoha I actually winced as I read this hugshdhsh.

  • @Zeytovyn
    @Zeytovyn 8 лет назад +1156

    Man I only watched this cause I thought he was gonna make em fight

  • @Shinigami41395
    @Shinigami41395 6 лет назад +4066

    Millipedes are cute and mostly harmless.
    Centipedes are hell spawn.

    • @nathalypineda4979
      @nathalypineda4979 6 лет назад +104

      Shinigami41395 the way it danced in the air 😭♥️

    • @peachygig
      @peachygig 6 лет назад +30

      @@nathalypineda4979 yesss!! s'cuteee

    • @ilovmes_
      @ilovmes_ 6 лет назад +57

      I find both of them creepy 😂

    • @classfiedskates1225
      @classfiedskates1225 6 лет назад +36

      How are millepedes cute or any of them

    • @Shinigami41395
      @Shinigami41395 6 лет назад +119

      @@classfiedskates1225 I personally think millipedes are very cute. The way they wave around in the air and wiggle their antennae is cute to me.
      They're basically just giant roly poly/pill bugs.

  • @kylermurray8688
    @kylermurray8688 3 года назад +191

    And there was me thinking they were gonna battle to the death 😂😅

    • @janecsc830
      @janecsc830 2 года назад

      samee BUT WHO WOULD HURT THE LITTLE CENTIPEDEEEE

    • @flarearrowwood
      @flarearrowwood 2 года назад +1

      Me too :'3

    • @extruvius
      @extruvius 2 года назад +1

      same

    • @Wtfismyusername
      @Wtfismyusername 2 года назад

      @@Roozyj correct however it wouldnt end well for the centipede either, again millipedes are poisonous so if centipede kills him and eats him he dies too

    • @Davirs-iz9zu
      @Davirs-iz9zu 19 дней назад

      One step is all it takes​@@Roozyj

  • @bayleeoneal6112
    @bayleeoneal6112 7 лет назад +903

    Milipede: "Anyone wanna dance with me?"
    Centipede: "I WILL KILL EVERYTHING THAT YOU EVER LOVED"
    Milipede: "...never mind..."

  • @sambopich2182
    @sambopich2182 7 лет назад +391

    The Millipede is cute when it dances in the air

    • @572507able
      @572507able 6 лет назад +4

      Junny Balloony what's disgusting about milipedes?

    • @darhamu
      @darhamu 6 лет назад

      Yup

    • @diakitty4652
      @diakitty4652 6 лет назад

      So true like srsly I WANT TO SEE ONE DANCE RN

  • @ParallelElle
    @ParallelElle 4 года назад +961

    Its kinda like the Millipede is the gentle giant dog that just lays on you with a chilled expression, and the Centipede is the small snapping, skittish chihuahua

    • @raeannherrera2182
      @raeannherrera2182 3 года назад +5

      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    • @Jewel_Man_Kisser
      @Jewel_Man_Kisser 3 года назад +8

      bruh so true😂😂😂

    • @grapegamer2200
      @grapegamer2200 3 года назад +6

      Not exactly since most millipedes coat themself in poison that hurts you if you touch or taste it. from what i heard if it gets on your hand then your hand will feel like its either on fire or dissolving in acid

    • @ParallelElle
      @ParallelElle 3 года назад +15

      @@grapegamer2200 Yeah, though as you can tell I'm joking. Also I don't think the substance they release is that intense. Might depend on the species

    • @grapegamer2200
      @grapegamer2200 3 года назад

      @@ParallelElle i know. Just wanted to point something out

  • @Catinthecosmos155
    @Catinthecosmos155 Год назад +77

    Hey! Millipede enthusiast here, recently they actually found a millipede in a gold mine in Australian that has 330 body segments that’s 1,306 legs! It’s got a cone shaped head and a beak. It’s pretty cool! So now we have a millipede that actually lives up to its name!

  • @notmaine1642
    @notmaine1642 4 года назад +441

    millipede: cute little leggy boi
    centipede: SAVAGE SOUL-DEVOURER

    • @sugarcrushd5908
      @sugarcrushd5908 3 года назад +1

      Yeah..........
      *Cute*

    • @gamingfa6767
      @gamingfa6767 3 года назад

      my mom use to play with centipede when she child

  • @tmmaps9193
    @tmmaps9193 8 лет назад +1478

    Easy, a millipede is slightly evil while a centipede is the devil himself.

  • @andrew3352
    @andrew3352 7 лет назад +2494

    Millipede: *tickle tickle* leddeledele derp derp derp
    Centipede: I WILL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD

  • @voiletoverdose
    @voiletoverdose 3 года назад +75

    Centipede: GILGAMESH, DESTROYER OF REALITY
    millipede: Maurice

  • @edcels.zalun-quiben8143
    @edcels.zalun-quiben8143 4 года назад +649

    Millipede : Hey Wanna Be Friends
    Centipede : *IM THE MAN BEHIND THE S L A U G H T E R*

    • @proxprox7475
      @proxprox7475 3 года назад +9

      LOL Purple guy got replaced

    • @davidcisneros2008
      @davidcisneros2008 3 года назад +3

      This does put a smile on my face

    • @orangb
      @orangb 3 года назад +1

      IT AINT PURPLE

    • @rat-v7f
      @rat-v7f 3 года назад +1

      @@orangb chill it’s just a comment

    • @doggy5662
      @doggy5662 3 года назад +1

      Millipede: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @WalterWhite-wz5pg
    @WalterWhite-wz5pg 4 года назад +576

    Millipede: Aww
    Centipede: AHHH

    • @riptidewolf5412
      @riptidewolf5412 4 года назад +13

      Lol ur username made me lag so bad

    • @pearlheartz
      @pearlheartz 3 года назад

      @_______________________________ Oi

    • @Krimzon06
      @Krimzon06 3 года назад

      Q

    • @axilion2129
      @axilion2129 3 года назад +1

      69+

    • @Kitarp06
      @Kitarp06 3 года назад +3

      cz of ur name,i thought my laptop btoke

  • @ItsTheKerminator
    @ItsTheKerminator 8 лет назад +308

    The Millipede: The cow of all insects, adorable for some reason, say hello whenever you see one
    The Centipede: The wolverine of all insects, make it go away....please.

    • @ItsTheKerminator
      @ItsTheKerminator 8 лет назад +13

      *****
      It's canon now, centipede is now insect Goku.

    • @Marsthegreaat
      @Marsthegreaat 8 лет назад +6

      look up house centipede

    • @jaymw7309
      @jaymw7309 8 лет назад

      Lol😂

    • @disagreeablesob
      @disagreeablesob 8 лет назад +1

      ***** Giant house centipede.You give it a corner in your house to live and sleep,and let it eat ants,roaches,spiders,mice or anyone that breaks into your home.

    • @w7ktoria706
      @w7ktoria706 8 лет назад

      P

  • @Sabl3ye
    @Sabl3ye 3 года назад +43

    Millipede: Me when normal
    Centipede: Mom is almost home, chores not finished

  • @Stan-ce4oz
    @Stan-ce4oz 5 лет назад +582

    Millipede: Harmless Bug
    Centipede: Savage Bug

    • @hanphilnoffz8827
      @hanphilnoffz8827 4 года назад +4

      Most bug are harmful to my eye

    • @iris_different247
      @iris_different247 4 года назад +4

      I hate any bugs or insect even if they are harmless

    • @Entity_BlackRed777
      @Entity_BlackRed777 2 года назад +4

      @@iris_different247 Well, what if you WERE a bug/insect?!

    • @doremii751
      @doremii751 2 года назад

      @@Entity_BlackRed777 ill crush them

  • @pandah2093
    @pandah2093 8 лет назад +6058

    I thought they were going to fight

  • @alkalineaqua
    @alkalineaqua 5 лет назад +1595

    god: how many legs do you want, millipede?
    millipede: *yes*

    • @dd555thai
      @dd555thai 4 года назад +13

      Cassidy Kaleido i would like
      91828389182828939382818918388383929928377483829938478492992838478392928876758949918374891982747848299385782939758193773837477838274893837484837382984758287383827 feet please.

    • @Acidfrog475
      @Acidfrog475 4 года назад +13

      @@dd555thai Separate or pairs? It's kinda hard to grant without that information

    • @Rui88900
      @Rui88900 4 года назад +6

      @@Acidfrog475 seperate

    • @breawen
      @breawen 4 года назад +4

      @@Acidfrog475 its gonna be separate because its odd number and the almighty perfectionist milipede dont want odd numbers

    • @FebruaryHas30Days
      @FebruaryHas30Days 2 года назад +5

      666 legs

  • @transformerfoxyfloof8341
    @transformerfoxyfloof8341 2 года назад +34

    I like how millipedes are like"I'm nice just don't scare me" while centipedes are like "food?"

  • @naomi1717
    @naomi1717 8 лет назад +472

    No good way to go after the centipede? What about gloves, Complete arm armor and maybe a juggernaut suit or two and a minigun?

    • @chyomama2970
      @chyomama2970 8 лет назад +15

      that's exactly what I was thinking lol

    • @naomi1717
      @naomi1717 8 лет назад

      ***** yep.

    • @Gorb2TheGorbening
      @Gorb2TheGorbening 8 лет назад +4

      +matthew murphy (darkgamer59) You forgot the Emergency Air Strike and getaway van

    • @naomi1717
      @naomi1717 8 лет назад +2

      alex Lank True i came very unprepared

    • @Mizuumisan
      @Mizuumisan 8 лет назад +1

      +matthew murphy (darkgamer59) Don't be silly, that's just for spiders :D

  • @vwolfee5046
    @vwolfee5046 4 года назад +1003

    Centipede: I have the most legs in the world!
    Millipede: hold my legs.

    • @Prox56
      @Prox56 3 года назад +10

      Really 👍😂😂😂😂

    • @dartthenightlight3840
      @dartthenightlight3840 3 года назад +15

      Centipede: *NOW* i have the most legs.

    • @user-tb2ih7ht2e
      @user-tb2ih7ht2e 3 года назад +1

      @@dartthenightlight3840 no no no eiyuuuu not funny poor you🗿🤣

    • @re-l2038
      @re-l2038 3 года назад +4

      @Koda Meunier R34 artists: ayo someone called?

    • @gregoryeaton5121
      @gregoryeaton5121 3 года назад

      lol

  • @blaineylol8583
    @blaineylol8583 4 года назад +409

    Millipede: hey what’s up my brother
    Centipede: so, you have chosen death

    • @EREN_YEAGEERR
      @EREN_YEAGEERR 2 года назад +1

      Hey iam just adding a comment bcz it is not looking good that a comment with 342 likes doesn't have a reply !!🤘

    • @W_astra
      @W_astra 2 года назад

      @@EREN_YEAGEERR fr

  • @Redwait
    @Redwait Год назад +14

    Millipede: “Admire from a safe distance.”
    Centipede: “Fear it from a safe distance”

  • @Morgan-oq7uj
    @Morgan-oq7uj 4 года назад +1681

    Millipede: "if i evolve to be poisonous, nobody will want to bother me :)"
    Centipede: "COME AT ME!!!! I DARE YOU!!!"

  • @JJMomoida
    @JJMomoida 6 лет назад +2892

    The millipede definitely comes off as more chill. When they were both released, the millipede just slowly walked off, whereas the centipede was like a goddamn psychopath on the way to the next murder.

    • @centauriprince1119
      @centauriprince1119 6 лет назад +66

      Carlos Hernandez BASICALLY

    • @cheesypoof05
      @cheesypoof05 6 лет назад +36

      HA HA HA🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thesavage_roleplayergamez7504
      @thesavage_roleplayergamez7504 6 лет назад +10

      IKR

    • @Simply_Phil
      @Simply_Phil 6 лет назад +7

      Carlos Hernandez oh my god 😂😂

    • @Samurai2HIGH
      @Samurai2HIGH 6 лет назад +24

      Carlos Hernandez XD I agree the centipede is like a psychopath on its way to fing its next murder victim.

  • @guywhowatchesanime2244
    @guywhowatchesanime2244 5 лет назад +2116

    And I thought I was brave playing with beetles and ladybugs......

    • @dat4660
      @dat4660 5 лет назад +34

      Same....

    • @thestrikingace4589
      @thestrikingace4589 5 лет назад +88

      I had a little centipede friend and I gave him a dead ant I found it was beautiful

    • @theratinmypfp8912
      @theratinmypfp8912 4 года назад +10

      @@thestrikingace4589 even me

    • @Acidfrog475
      @Acidfrog475 4 года назад +10

      *_bruh_*

    • @lulukhumalo7636
      @lulukhumalo7636 4 года назад +32

      I hate all bugs cause they are creepy

  • @tfwtacos4896
    @tfwtacos4896 3 года назад +13

    Desert Centipede: Demon looking creature with a bite strong enough to paralyze/kill animals with many legs
    Desert Millipede: Hehe. Long roly poly 🙃

  • @lilhypebeast3002
    @lilhypebeast3002 6 лет назад +648

    “That is the most venomous scorpion In the United States”
    Me and my anxiety: PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN

  • @wrenwho5104
    @wrenwho5104 7 лет назад +2146

    *both the centipede and millipede are released*
    Centipede: HOLY SH*T I'M OUTTA HERE
    Millipede: oh, more stuff to walk on

  • @TrashPanda2801
    @TrashPanda2801 8 лет назад +579

    Talk about a hell of a multi-tasker, some people can't even control their own 2 feet properly enough to not trip, try controlling 400.

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 2 года назад +23

    Scientists recently discovered a millipede in Western Australia with 1306 legs, naming the species Eumillipes persephone.

    • @CHEEESE_LORD66
      @CHEEESE_LORD66 4 месяца назад

      I thought that too, but this was made eight years ago.

  • @DOIT_YT
    @DOIT_YT 4 года назад +654

    Coyote: Admire it from a safe distance
    Me: No thanks I'll admire it through my phone

    • @lulukhumalo7636
      @lulukhumalo7636 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha

    • @Blackstonelegion
      @Blackstonelegion 4 года назад +10

      Coyote:admire it from a safe distance
      Me:thru my phone is a safe distance

    • @tyrawr4394
      @tyrawr4394 4 года назад +1

      Fear from a safe distance*

    • @SobrietyandSolace
      @SobrietyandSolace 3 года назад

      You can hold mine if you want

    • @swag_birb6706
      @swag_birb6706 2 года назад +2

      Idk I'd just hold a millipede, safe distance be damned

  • @valeriem6187
    @valeriem6187 7 лет назад +2210

    so, millipedes= cute and protective, centipedes= ugly and aggressive.

  • @shikasi
    @shikasi 8 лет назад +184

    The millipede is kinda adorable :3

  • @monke7914
    @monke7914 3 года назад +17

    Millipede: And we breathe in and release our emotions, then we think of calm mountain ranges and the flow of a waterfall
    Centipede: THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELLES YOU!!!

  • @uber_spizz2644
    @uber_spizz2644 7 лет назад +792

    The title makes it seem like you're gonna make them fight

  • @youtubecritic3508
    @youtubecritic3508 7 лет назад +1407

    Coyote Peterson: "That is, the most venomous species of scorpions in the United States--and he's on my hand. This makes me a bit nervous."
    Bear Grylls: "Looks like we found breakfast."

  • @no-lk9gb
    @no-lk9gb 3 года назад +347

    Millipedes are calm, that's why we're calm too.
    We're creeped out when we see centipedes, because they are creeped out too.

  • @makomuru
    @makomuru 3 года назад +19

    Omg, i used to LOVE millipedes! I remember me and my siblings trying to find some millipedes to bet and race on hotwheels tracks... but now everytime i see millipedes i instantly freak out. I still remember my main millipede racer named: King, he was a big boy.

  • @yadadsieftboiiock8542
    @yadadsieftboiiock8542 3 года назад +193

    “So what do you want for dinner”
    Centipede:”you”

    • @Nulifyed145
      @Nulifyed145 3 года назад +8

      Kinky little centipede

    • @wentaoguan
      @wentaoguan 3 года назад +5

      reminds me of that goosebumb episode I watched in grade 4

    • @chimkennubbets6899
      @chimkennubbets6899 3 года назад

      @@Nulifyed145 pls lmao

  • @kimmyjohnny31
    @kimmyjohnny31 4 года назад +281

    Milipede: “Yo nice to meet y-.”
    Centipede: *”You dare challenge me you naive mortal?”*

  • @SmartyPoohBear
    @SmartyPoohBear 6 лет назад +1648

    Wow, the millipede is basically an angel compared to a centipede.

    • @benmeal5357
      @benmeal5357 6 лет назад +180

      Millipedes are nothing more than gaint Rollie Polies

    • @yaroyarp9661
      @yaroyarp9661 6 лет назад +62

      yeah i use to put em on me jst cuz it feels good, like a free slow relaxing massage, they are 100% harmless

    • @vitovaldecantos6638
      @vitovaldecantos6638 6 лет назад

      Panduh 13ear I

    • @clarisselaberinto7364
      @clarisselaberinto7364 6 лет назад

      Panduh 13ear yep

    • @Navel_Colt
      @Navel_Colt 6 лет назад +84

      Millipedes are very passive, while centipedes are literally the jaguars of the insect world.

  • @Winterfang
    @Winterfang 5 месяцев назад +3

    Millipede: Just a friend shaped Little Guy
    Centipede: Ziggaging spawn of Satan

  • @merielgacha7952
    @merielgacha7952 8 лет назад +103

    Call me crazy but the millipede looks AWSOME!!

  • @electricwizardmf
    @electricwizardmf 6 лет назад +484

    the centipede has been drinking his problems away. he has major ptsd from being held by a human for about 2 minutes. he’s a drunk and he’s on the move to have you bite his butt thinking it’s his head. the millipede on the other hand, is just chilling. taking a nice stroll waiting for Coachella tickets. smokes 100 grams of weed a day and likes to watch funny cat videos.

  • @woobuku8424
    @woobuku8424 6 лет назад +840

    Seeing a venomous animal
    Normal person:
    RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
    Coyote:
    Wow look at that *picks up* *throws at crew*

    • @Queen_Raven_
      @Queen_Raven_ 6 лет назад +28

      seeing a dangerous animal. *most people* RUNNNN FOR YO LIFE!!!
      *me and coyote* woah lookat that..... those legs bro that's cool

    • @paigerenee4173
      @paigerenee4173 6 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @thewobblywelder8362
      @thewobblywelder8362 6 лет назад +8

      Normal People: poop
      Coyote: Also Poops

    • @poophere278
      @poophere278 6 лет назад +1

      Let’s it bite him

    • @sodapop1s
      @sodapop1s 6 лет назад

      Lol🤣🤣

  • @Dokdokhu
    @Dokdokhu 3 года назад +7

    When the title said "Millipede vs. Centipede" I thought it would be 1 vs. 1 brawl

  • @AzphrinxOfficial
    @AzphrinxOfficial 5 лет назад +130

    Basically:
    Millipede: friendlies
    Centipede: enemies

  • @grizzly5116
    @grizzly5116 8 лет назад +153

    Why did the millipede look so cute compared to the centipede

  • @spsangeles
    @spsangeles 8 лет назад +200

    I was expecting a fight between the two but as I clicked on the video link I remember that Coyote is a nice and caring man

    • @trinut3760
      @trinut3760 8 лет назад +13

      I was wondering that myself when I clicked it, I thought it would be out of character for him to force a fight.

    • @SuperDragonball99
      @SuperDragonball99 8 лет назад +4

      very agree with that. He's a nice guy :)

    • @dwaynefade
      @dwaynefade 8 лет назад +1

      +spsangeles i love that comment for some reason

    • @ROBDEWAND
      @ROBDEWAND 8 лет назад

      +spsangeles same butwelp ik he is not one of the kids from the hood, that put 2 insects in a box and force em to fight each other by poking them whit a stick

    • @MeAuntieNora
      @MeAuntieNora 8 лет назад +1

      +spsangeles Haha exactly, I looked at the title and the thumbnail and I was like "nooo... NOOO!"
      But almost immediately I was like "nah, Coyote loves animals." I've never seen him do anything to put animals in danger so I knew it just LOOKED bad, and it was probably a comparison video.

  • @jackcherbourg2899
    @jackcherbourg2899 Год назад +9

    I love the fact that you differentiate between venomous and poisonous. Most people don't know the difference. (My kid is asking me as I type this comment.)

  • @marcgold4649
    @marcgold4649 8 лет назад +459

    #teammillipede

  • @atlivalgeirsson3853
    @atlivalgeirsson3853 8 лет назад +125

    Does anyone else think the millipedes walking is really mesmerizing

    • @upir25th04
      @upir25th04 8 лет назад +7

      lol it's like waves

    • @keelanmyles
      @keelanmyles 8 лет назад +1

      very, its fun to watch

    • @Yoogeurt
      @Yoogeurt 8 лет назад

      I like to hold them a lot at my school, at my school they're not poisonous so I just let them crawl around and I often try to save them if they're on the ground

    • @Yoogeurt
      @Yoogeurt 8 лет назад

      ***** Agreed :)

    • @dorito8676
      @dorito8676 8 лет назад

      me

  • @sumgue4964
    @sumgue4964 3 года назад +174

    Millipede: Hey centipede, how is your day going? Lovely time for a stroll!
    Centipede: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*

  • @sarahwolfate
    @sarahwolfate 3 года назад +9

    “And that, is the most poisonous scorpion in America” *continues to hold it*

  • @dreamphoenix000
    @dreamphoenix000 8 лет назад +4760

    Basically:
    Millipede - bro
    Centipede - not bro

    • @randomness7459
      @randomness7459 8 лет назад +275

      +dreamphoenix000 centipede is from the hood, don't mess with him

    • @hydra655
      @hydra655 8 лет назад +126

      Humanchentipede: terrifying

    • @thiccnibbahq3757
      @thiccnibbahq3757 8 лет назад +156

      Humancentipede - hell no bro

    • @cesar_1
      @cesar_1 8 лет назад +26

      +dreamphoenix000 You made my half day

    • @jkouyh8766
      @jkouyh8766 8 лет назад +11

      +Randomness Although, you could get off the hook by saying ITS JUST A PRANK BRO! Then everything will be ok.

  • @kingdomkey93
    @kingdomkey93 8 лет назад +3047

    Who else read the title expecting a death battle?

  • @ariawolf8076
    @ariawolf8076 5 лет назад +335

    Millipede:me cute
    Centipede:me kill

  • @chef4evz
    @chef4evz Год назад +2

    Millipede: *a cute lil angel*
    Centipede: *wants your soul*

  • @bread1828
    @bread1828 8 лет назад +2558

    ah you missed one, the humancentipede

    • @noimandersen
      @noimandersen 8 лет назад +18

      lol

    • @Kidwhobreathes
      @Kidwhobreathes 8 лет назад +10

      lmao

    • @alekkoha7578
      @alekkoha7578 8 лет назад +67

      Pls god no! Just no! God damn it Ross!

    • @TheHorreK2
      @TheHorreK2 8 лет назад +74

      +le bread i hate you for bringing the Memories about this movie back....

    • @bread1828
      @bread1828 8 лет назад +6

      thanks!

  • @cidaoaparecido4162
    @cidaoaparecido4162 8 лет назад +194

    never thought I would say this, but the milipede is so cute!

  • @phillipsstanley
    @phillipsstanley 4 года назад +425

    House centipede: *good boi*
    Other centipedes: *We don’t do that here.*

    • @Michael_Mirage
      @Michael_Mirage 4 года назад +63

      While technically yes, they still look like the spawn of satan and make me run away in fear

    • @pineappls
      @pineappls 4 года назад +28

      I remember I saw a house centipede and screamed for my dad and wouldn’t climb down from the wardrobe no matter how many times my dad told me to

    • @cosmichild1
      @cosmichild1 4 года назад +14

      Wait they're good?
      I see them too much and I feel like I'm gonna see them more now that it's summer.
      Hearing Coyote say centipedes can bite and be dangerous made me worry.
      Are house centipedes an exception?
      Either way I'm tired of seeing them.

    • @Corramel
      @Corramel 4 года назад +6

      @@cosmichild1 house centipedes can't actually break your skin and the venom should be pretty mild, so unless you're allergic they pretty much can't hurt you, and they eat stuff like cockroaches spiders and other bugs

    • @cosmichild1
      @cosmichild1 4 года назад +15

      @@Corramel Not to sound rude, but I don't care about that stuff..
      I'm not like Coyote, I don't want them biting me at ALL. I don't even want those creepy looking things NEAR me.

  • @phonkystuff6269
    @phonkystuff6269 3 года назад +3

    Millipede: Hey, how are you?
    Centipede: *I'M JUST IN THE MOOD TO HURT SOMEONE Y'KNOW?*

  • @goopst3r
    @goopst3r 7 лет назад +221

    Millipedes inner emotions: *squish squish* :3 Yeyeye
    Centipedes inner emotions: >:D I bathe in the blood of my enemies

    • @diamondsos4425
      @diamondsos4425 7 лет назад +2

      the >:D makes it kinda less angry looking and more calm

  • @caseypierce2724
    @caseypierce2724 8 лет назад +107

    Dude Millipedes are legitimately adorable

  • @strawberrymilksamurai
    @strawberrymilksamurai 7 лет назад +1699

    Thumbnail is like,
    Millipede : *waves* Hey there, George! Long time no see. Whatcha been up to?
    Centipede: *waves back* Oh hey, Bob! Nothing much bro, just the usual violent murdering. How are you?

    • @beta5770
      @beta5770 7 лет назад +4

      Doel Nath 😂😂

    • @Skrubs
      @Skrubs 7 лет назад +65

      Millipede: Oh well, nothing much, trying to find the road to my house
      Centipede: You must have wasted a lot of time on this. You are near,i can see it down here
      Millipede: Where?
      Centipede: Here.

    • @nm5329
      @nm5329 6 лет назад +47

      AlmostMLG SKRUBS
      Millipede: I've told you before, I can't see very well.
      Centipede: Oh, I know, I'm just messing around. But your home is really near here.
      Millipede: You're still not helping.

    • @malitakhoeun5723
      @malitakhoeun5723 6 лет назад +2

      Real samurais drink strawberry milk k

    • @raicolaguindab6791
      @raicolaguindab6791 6 лет назад +1

      Real samurais drink strawberry milk

  • @xxcreamythefoxx7086
    @xxcreamythefoxx7086 3 года назад +22

    Once I saw a millipede that was similar to this one in a sandy volleyball field. I thought it was adorable,the way it crawled with its cute little feet 💗

  • @takashimizutani1808
    @takashimizutani1808 4 года назад +167

    Millipede :Who are you?
    Centipede:I'm you but stronger

  • @yuno6124
    @yuno6124 6 лет назад +707

    I hate bugs in general, but I thought the millipede was cool and kinda cute

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 5 лет назад

      They are.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 5 лет назад +1

      @Justice Beaver How much?
      I'll do it for the highest bidder.

    • @asixyearold2085
      @asixyearold2085 5 лет назад

      Meme Master Earthworms are annelids not insects

    • @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN
      @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN 5 лет назад

      @@asixyearold2085
      I think in this context, "bugs" is being used as a colloquial term for land dwelling arthropods and invertebrates in general.

    • @xxxod
      @xxxod 5 лет назад +1

      Get a maxipede see how cute it is also imagine if milipedes could get bigger than you, how cute would that be?

  • @Simplyc-bt3ny
    @Simplyc-bt3ny 8 лет назад +106

    Sorry, but I love how he says "never attempt what I am about to do"... I wonder how many times he watched that said on TV as a kid

    • @Simplyc-bt3ny
      @Simplyc-bt3ny 8 лет назад +3

      Or whenever he started

    • @trinakuai748
      @trinakuai748 8 лет назад

      My

    • @lukeyboybeckett
      @lukeyboybeckett 8 лет назад +7

      It's so he doesn't get sued. It's not said so no one follows same career path.

    • @loverboybandrocks
      @loverboybandrocks 8 лет назад

      .

    • @hobbit9465
      @hobbit9465 8 лет назад +1

      Blukeyy he's trying to say when he was a kid wonder how many time on tv the person said do try this at home
      But he does all of this

  • @phileenechan989
    @phileenechan989 Год назад +1

    Centipede: Hi, Wanna Be Friends? Millipede: Yes of Course

  • @adamchami1632
    @adamchami1632 6 лет назад +102

    Cayote:"Never attempt what I am doing"
    Me:"Oh don't worry bro, wasn't planning on doing so"

  • @juliannaklepzig7526
    @juliannaklepzig7526 8 лет назад +141

    I thought he was gonna put them in an arena and have them fight to the death..... But knowledge is power😂😂😂

  • @pual682
    @pual682 4 года назад +173

    Millipede: cute
    Centipede: not cute

  • @elizabethingalls4437
    @elizabethingalls4437 2 года назад +7

    I used to be terrified of millipedes and now I'm wondering what I was so scared of? I guess I just don't like worms and they look like worms with legs. But the way their legs move is actually kind of cool. Still wouldn't want one crawling on me, oh hell no lol.
    Centipedes are so creepy that they deserve respect.

  • @Beryl-Belle
    @Beryl-Belle 8 лет назад +222

    The high quality content, that voice! Why aren't you on Discovery Channel!?

    • @CoyotePeterson
      @CoyotePeterson 8 лет назад +47

      +Berylvia Good question...but we do like being on youtube :)

    • @Beryl-Belle
      @Beryl-Belle 8 лет назад +2

      +Coyote Peterson Alright I understand ^ ^

    • @asponk3243
      @asponk3243 8 лет назад

      that's not real coyote

    • @gavinmartin1505
      @gavinmartin1505 8 лет назад

      Or possibly animal planet

    • @SgtAwesome97
      @SgtAwesome97 8 лет назад

      +Diego Parada Actually that is the real coyote, he has two accounts, this one, and the other one is his personal account

  • @juliacortez5516
    @juliacortez5516 6 лет назад +230

    The millipede is chill, just walking on him looks kinda like a caterpillar it cute, the centipede just goes crazy it looks creepy. He's right about their different behaviors.

    • @aliceburns2108
      @aliceburns2108 6 лет назад +2

      Julia Cortez

    • @nathalypineda4979
      @nathalypineda4979 6 лет назад +1

      Julia Cortez the centipede is a b**** 😩

    • @Ren-ej1rq
      @Ren-ej1rq 6 лет назад +2

      Julia Cortez Ummmm it is the other way around

    • @memebasterd1080
      @memebasterd1080 5 лет назад

      Serena Szalai-Raymond what do you mean by that?

  • @geoffpopoyquiambao2079
    @geoffpopoyquiambao2079 7 лет назад +82

    millipides is so cute and centipede is so dangeorus

  • @ArchemoreAmoré
    @ArchemoreAmoré Год назад +2

    Someone: *tries to give me a centipede*
    Me: *Intense screaming*
    Explains: I'm scared of these insects, cuz I already got bit by one. 🙂

  • @dollycrisp
    @dollycrisp 7 лет назад +808

    I don't know why but the millipede looked quite cute..^u^

  • @MinariJKMo
    @MinariJKMo 3 года назад +54

    Millipede: hey! You’re cool!-
    centipede: *don’t even talk to me ima bite you*

  • @aydaminasian3729
    @aydaminasian3729 8 лет назад +150

    The millipede actually looks kinda cute when its whole top of the body is up

  • @Meow92397
    @Meow92397 3 года назад +1

    Millipede: Hi-
    Centipede:So you have chosen death

  • @ezpeezy457
    @ezpeezy457 6 лет назад +774

    Hi welcome to desertbucks what can I get you?
    Centipede: "The souls of the innocent"
    Millipede: "A bagel"
    Centipede: "No!"
    Millipede: " Two Bagels"
    Centipede: *triggered noises*

    • @Julie-px7xp
      @Julie-px7xp 6 лет назад +2

      WoahSaliorChill LMAO

    • @chichichai_
      @chichichai_ 6 лет назад +10

      WoahSaliorChill I actually saw this as a comic, the centipede and millipede just makes it better XD

    • @ezpeezy457
      @ezpeezy457 6 лет назад

      Yurikyan AJ haha yeah

    • @azureempyrean64
      @azureempyrean64 6 лет назад

      WoahSaliorChill XD

    • @dgmthaunghtike9525
      @dgmthaunghtike9525 6 лет назад

      Lol got me

  • @r.v.s8712
    @r.v.s8712 5 лет назад +215

    Centipede: I have the most legs in the world
    Millipede: Am I a joke to you?

    • @brendaloraine7191
      @brendaloraine7191 4 года назад

      Naruto: Am I a joke to you?

    • @pranavchaware
      @pranavchaware 4 года назад +1

      Milipede says to centipede, "Hold my legs {Beer}"

    • @Earth-iu4xg
      @Earth-iu4xg 4 года назад +1

      The millipede has more legs than the centipede

    • @ivylentz6431
      @ivylentz6431 4 года назад

      Thank you other stroheim

    • @JohnKolacic
      @JohnKolacic 2 года назад

      @@brendaloraine7191 ah yes naruto my favorite pede

  • @IanLertola
    @IanLertola 8 лет назад +309

    I always feel like something is crawling on me while watching your videos...

  • @shadycipher2923
    @shadycipher2923 3 года назад +2

    Millipede's legs when walking are satisfying and calming af and then there's the black sheep of the family