Those Pants Are So Tight I Could See Her Religion

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In the sleepy town of Cloverfield, a visit to the local diner turned into an unforgettable spectacle when a woman walked in wearing jeans so tight they practically needed a crowbar to get out of them, causing old Buck to mutter about divine unfairness, Johnny the cook to drop his spatula in awe, and the entire diner to break into a hymn of admiration for the sheer miracle of fabric engineering that left nothing to the imagination and everything to the faithful.
[Verse 1]
Well, I walked into the diner, just to grab a bite,
Saw a pretty little thing in jeans so tight,
She had curls like sunshine, eyes of electric blue,
But those pants she wore, they told secrets too.
[Verse 2]
Old Buck at the counter, he just had to stare,
He muttered under his breath, “Lord, it ain’t fair,”
I took a second glance, just to confirm,
What she believed was the least of our concern.
[Chorus]
Those pants were so tight I could see her religion,
Squeezed into denim like a true vision,
They held her close, like a Bible in a pew,
Every line and curve, so heavenly true.
[Verse 3]
Johnny the cook dropped his spatula with a clang,
As she strutted by, the whole diner sang,
She ordered just a coffee, but oh my dear,
Those pants preached louder than the preacher here.
[Verse 4]
She turned and winked as she walked away,
Left all us sinners with a prayer to say,
Thank the Lord for the fabric and its divine creation,
Those pants started a revival, a full-tilt sensation.
[Chorus]
Those pants were so tight I could see her religion,
Squeezed into denim like a true vision,
They held her close, like a Bible in a pew,
Every line and curve, so heavenly true.

[@TheBeingReal]

This is how I learned to lip read.

[@tikidaron]

You win the internet today sir...

[@colinl9018]

And yodel.

[@manicmechanic448]

Very holy.

[@johnyork5121]

Just the title is so great!

[@allmantree]

Moose knuckle is my favorite thing

[@davidreynolds4684]

I started out reading by brail method but when they'd let me I went with lip reading.

[@ShabbeyRoadMusic]

I like and appreciate the tune (and the picture). Not wild about the AI vocal, but y'all did a good job on the lyric.

[@tikidaron]

Thanks, I am not much of a singer but being able to use synthetic voices gives me a way to share some of our creative ideas.

[@TheeSlickShady_Dave_K]

Liked and Subscribed 🏆

[@Joanaltesmusic]

very very good

[@tikidaron]

Many many thanks

[@JohnSmith-zw8vp]

Just wait a few decades when super skinnies come out!!

[@Zohard104]

This song is actually pretty good. I just wish you guys put a better singer on the mic instead of a robot.

[@garybeauregard5903]

Where can I get these songs can’t find them on iTunes

[@tikidaron]

I am not on iTunes, never really figured anyone would like our silly music. If I ever do I will let you know.

[@oldbird299]

@@tikidaron Your music has real life humor and a nice beat. I'm an old dude (68), retired active duty, enjoying a good bowl and I came across your music. My boys got me Bose headsets and here I sit enjoying your tunes. Thanks.

[@TonyMyerson]

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[@russty5692]

Surely you can find a real person to sing these songs...

[@PKO1963]

Catholic, Primitive Baptist, Hebrew or Maybe Eastern Orthodox?👠👠👣

[@tikidaron]

Poonacostal

[@TurtleShroom3]

I don't get how they "see her religion".

[@MrAngelusnoctus]

You are aware this song is referring to a male condition, doesn't general refer to women from any culture or religion. So it's a little disturbing.

[@TonyMyerson]

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