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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2014
  • GAME OF THRONES RUclips POOP
    King Robert Baratheon has serious issues, Sansa Stark gets pregnant and Bran has some talent with his bow.
    Sad music I used: You and I - Unfulfilled Feelings

Комментарии • 634

  • @Devilburk
    @Devilburk 7 лет назад +2091

    I have a son you have a son, we'll join our houses.

    • @The_Quiet_Kiddo
      @The_Quiet_Kiddo 6 лет назад +117

      HA GAAAAAAAAAYYY !!!

    • @AnadynTheCursed
      @AnadynTheCursed 6 лет назад +299

      A Royal Marriage between Robb and Joffrey would probably prevent all the wars to come.

    • @daisycook2366
      @daisycook2366 5 лет назад +45

      Максим Расчупкин Or Tommen marries either Bran or Rickon?

    • @kevinhixson1586
      @kevinhixson1586 5 лет назад +45

      I don't think that's how it works Robert

    • @daisycook2366
      @daisycook2366 5 лет назад +34

      meme lord Dear God, they aren’t Targaryens!

  • @lumblysumbly
    @lumblysumbly 7 лет назад +1382

    "Your name is?"
    "Arya."
    *"SHUT YOUR MOUTH."*
    I wish this happened in conversations in real life.

    • @kazohinia5751
      @kazohinia5751 5 лет назад +19

      @@niyah7139 It would be really funny

    • @olivashard8113
      @olivashard8113 5 лет назад +6

      I swear when I read this, I could hear it in Robert's voice inside my head 😂😂😂😂

    • @zhivkozaev2438
      @zhivkozaev2438 5 лет назад +1

      Cause Arya sucks

    • @blacklotus561
      @blacklotus561 5 лет назад +5

      GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!!

    • @Ice-ev8si
      @Ice-ev8si 5 лет назад +2

      It won't happen unless you make it

  • @williamreely4431
    @williamreely4431 7 лет назад +1252

    "We've been riding for a month"
    Yet now entire armies can cross Westeros in the blink of an eye, circa Season 7.

    • @BF2FanNo1
      @BF2FanNo1 5 лет назад +49

      They probably visited other castles of robberts allies

    • @kingbyrd.1512
      @kingbyrd.1512 5 лет назад +90

      @@BF2FanNo1 Still doesn't excuse the bullshit teleportation in later seasons

    • @azureablaze8721
      @azureablaze8721 5 лет назад +74

      Se1 10 ep
      Se2 10 ep
      Se3 10 ep
      Se4 10 ep
      Se5 10 ep
      Se6 10 ep
      Se7 7 ep
      Se8 6 ep
      Can you smell a problem here?
      Just when they should do their best and spare money on more episodes, they do their worst and compromise what could be the best TV show/series of all time. Hope D&D won't be hired anymore.

    • @obitouchihax7589
      @obitouchihax7589 5 лет назад +9

      You do realise time passes during their travel? From scene to scene its not minutes that have passed but days or weeks? Unless you want them to show the travelling? In the first seasons there were more characters so while Ned was travelling it could focus on Daenerys or Cat. Now there is very much one storyline.

    • @hastur3201
      @hastur3201 5 лет назад +33

      @@obitouchihax7589 so thats what happened in season 7, right? Gendry was running to Black castle about a week, then they sent a raven to Daenerys, she was flying on a dragon smth like month or so, then she arrives and the polar expedition still standing there waiting for her help. Oh, that makes sense. (sorry for poor English, not my native language)

  • @kaiserwilhelmthesecond5744
    @kaiserwilhelmthesecond5744 8 лет назад +1308

    I like how Bran shot Jon when he was standing besides him

    • @tarik44100
      @tarik44100 8 лет назад +207

      This Arrow took a long time to travel through North

    • @BibtheChib
      @BibtheChib 7 лет назад +28

      He's the three eyed raven

    • @dragonstone1365
      @dragonstone1365 7 лет назад +9

      +tarik44100 yes it takes 3 years to travel the north

    • @Theteebeutler
      @Theteebeutler 6 лет назад

      Kaiser Wilhelm der zweite hat alles verkackt

    • @priority1kindness141
      @priority1kindness141 5 лет назад +3

      His name is Aegon, not Jon. 😎

  • @shannonclaire4260
    @shannonclaire4260 8 лет назад +682

    So Bran killed Tywin and framed the murder on Tyrion? Interesting. lol

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 лет назад +16

      God, that would be so much better than we got

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 5 лет назад +4

      Neal Nah. It would be funnier, tho.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 лет назад +2

      inr 97 therefore, better

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 2 года назад

      Poor tyrion

  • @Dr-Le0n
    @Dr-Le0n 8 лет назад +667

    " You got fat " then slaps Cersei omg 😂😂

    • @Fireseedz
      @Fireseedz 7 лет назад +114

      ENOUGH!!!
      *Slaps Cersei"

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. 7 лет назад +21

      Fireseed z *Slaps Cersei again*

  • @The_Quiet_Kiddo
    @The_Quiet_Kiddo 3 года назад +81

    Robert Baratheon to Mace Tyrell :
    "I have a brother, you have a son. We'll join our houses."

  • @Teddy-lt1pf
    @Teddy-lt1pf 9 лет назад +489

    *Robert*: "Your Daughter is pregnant".
    *Dun Dun Dun-Dun-Dun Dun*

    • @mellohatesyou
      @mellohatesyou 7 лет назад +17

      Teddy, then you look at Neds face lol

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 7 лет назад +20

      Sansa
      Later he says "where's your pregnant daughter?" adressing to Ned

    • @MisterRandom2
      @MisterRandom2 Год назад +2

      Ned: Was it Joffrey?
      Robert: Tommen.
      [Ned faints.]
      [Theme music plays again, even louder]

  • @KillcamzAu
    @KillcamzAu 9 лет назад +635

    3:24
    i was waiting for Boromir's death :p

    • @JClayton1994
      @JClayton1994  9 лет назад +55

      Already been done by someone else I'm afraid.

    • @KillcamzAu
      @KillcamzAu 9 лет назад +4

      yeh fair enough ive seen it aswell

    • @zetter13
      @zetter13 9 лет назад +3

      +JClayton 1994 by whom?

    • @JClayton1994
      @JClayton1994  8 лет назад +11

      Petter Svenson Someone called Entertrollment. Saying that, he's recently deleted his channel. Shame really.

    • @entertrollmentreuploaded5316
      @entertrollmentreuploaded5316 8 лет назад +5

      +JClayton 1994 Just saying, like, I managed to get two of the old videos together; just so people know where to find them

  • @kouluckygamer4561
    @kouluckygamer4561 9 лет назад +364

    Bran has got some serious archery skillz! :D

  • @Jakob_1010
    @Jakob_1010 8 лет назад +215

    I have a son, you have a son, we will join our houses.

    • @andreasnielsen1418
      @andreasnielsen1418 5 лет назад +8

      Rob and Joffrey forever ♥️

    • @himanshu7361
      @himanshu7361 2 года назад +1

      @@bymeerabrowngothicroyal disgusting 🤮🤮🤮

    • @himanshu7361
      @himanshu7361 Год назад

      Two defectives can't Marry each other

  • @mellohatesyou
    @mellohatesyou 7 лет назад +207

    I have a son you have a son, we'll join our houses - Robert Baratheon

  • @tobymcelhinney5354
    @tobymcelhinney5354 5 лет назад +301

    Still better dialouge than season 8.

  • @magiv4205
    @magiv4205 7 лет назад +262

    "DRINK BLOOD."
    "Nah, I'm not thirsty"
    "YOU HONORABLE SHIT!"
    if that isn't the best summary of their relationship I've ever seen

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 9 лет назад +568

    "You have a son, I have a son, let's join our houses by blood."
    This Westeros place seems pretty progressive when it comes to marriage. Shame about that Caligula bloke though.

    • @mellohatesyou
      @mellohatesyou 7 лет назад +1

      Cybermat47, I agree

    • @Nok_Sul
      @Nok_Sul 7 лет назад +46

      Could you imagine if Robb and Joffery were married though? It almost doesn't bare thinking about.

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 5 лет назад +4

      Tyrannis Pax Jesus Christ

    • @andreasnielsen1418
      @andreasnielsen1418 5 лет назад +9

      I could imagine Jon and Gendry together

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 3 года назад +2

      Tyrannis Pax
      They’d probably kill each other.

  • @aeraxxis
    @aeraxxis 4 года назад +35

    "Your daughter is pregnant"
    *Game of Thrones theme*

  • @rachskald
    @rachskald 9 лет назад +185

    That arrow part had me crying with laughter :D

  • @victorconway444
    @victorconway444 5 лет назад +92

    4:06 We all know that's what Sandor was saying in his head every time Joffrey called him "dog."

  • @inthefresh-qc7pl
    @inthefresh-qc7pl 9 лет назад +81

    "You got fat." *SLAP*

  • @tusheschannel
    @tusheschannel 9 лет назад +58

    Its no wonder Jaime had to push Bran out that window, the kids like a fucking force of nature!

  • @overlex
    @overlex 5 лет назад +68

    -you’re scaring my lady
    - phUk the kinG

  • @HodlinC
    @HodlinC 7 лет назад +72

    "I have a son, you have a son, we'll join our houses."

  • @stormstrider1990
    @stormstrider1990 9 лет назад +88

    I half expected King Robert to say: "Drink, mah boi. This wine is what all true warriors strive for!"

    • @stormstrider1990
      @stormstrider1990 9 лет назад +1

      ***** I've just recently discovered the Game of Thrones YTPs.

  • @littleaqua32
    @littleaqua32 8 лет назад +199

    King Robert is a savage! XD

  • @zebrom7994
    @zebrom7994 7 лет назад +69

    "You got fat" *slaps cersei*

  • @Krynictrace
    @Krynictrace 9 лет назад +218

    Bran's killig spree is hilarious, if only I could share this on facebook, but sadly people on my facebook watch game of thrones too and are a bit beind :(

    • @mdela10
      @mdela10 7 лет назад +6

      Krynictrace hey screwed it up by not putting rickon as the last one

    • @UmbreonScape
      @UmbreonScape 7 лет назад +3

      Mark de la cruz This video was released before season 5 and Rickon died in season 6

    • @AlanJ1993
      @AlanJ1993 7 лет назад

      needs to be updated then.

  • @SpongicX
    @SpongicX 9 лет назад +215

    I've never even seen the show, but I found this hilarious.

  • @Mr101spb
    @Mr101spb 7 лет назад +47

    Olys dad getting accidentally killed by bran is the funniest scene 😂😂

  • @arthurr739
    @arthurr739 9 лет назад +88

    Alternate title: Bran Kills Westeros

  • @fite-4-ever876
    @fite-4-ever876 8 лет назад +38

    bran:*fires arrow in season one in winterfell, kills guy in season two in kingslanding*

    • @nathanielthroop6940
      @nathanielthroop6940 8 лет назад +16

      +Matthew noack It stayed in the air for a really long time.

  • @stupidskeleton1
    @stupidskeleton1 9 лет назад +38

    King Robert is an excellent YTP source. Sort of reminds me of a live action King Harkinian, only less competent.

  • @dukes1993724
    @dukes1993724 5 лет назад +11

    Bran and his time traveling arrows 😂😂😂

  • @LordLoocker
    @LordLoocker 5 лет назад +16

    2:42
    For some reason the idea of Theon going through a traumatic event like that in the woods during the Winterfell intro is way more amusing to me than the edit itself.
    You know, this sounded much more funny and less psychotic before I wrote it out.

  • @cyanosil3059
    @cyanosil3059 8 лет назад +20

    At 3:32 I was expecting him to respond with "What a stupid name."

  • @ARWG
    @ARWG 7 лет назад +24

    4:18.. just incredible.

  • @sharkzoomer
    @sharkzoomer 5 лет назад +15

    Robert informs Ned that his own daughter is pregnant hahah

  • @godemperorofmankind3.091
    @godemperorofmankind3.091 5 лет назад +12

    bran murdering everyone is hilarious XD
    also "do you think joffrey likes me?" "NO"

  • @CaptainYTP
    @CaptainYTP 9 лет назад +25

    Bran's scene was genius 😂

  • @DzoavitsGames
    @DzoavitsGames 9 лет назад +39

    the arrows omfg xD

  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz 5 лет назад +12

    Robert straight roasting the Starks for 5 min

  • @vitankarshreyas
    @vitankarshreyas 7 лет назад +9

    I have a son....you have a son... We'll join our houses..... I'm dead😂😂😂

  • @isaacgray2909
    @isaacgray2909 8 лет назад +10

    Lol. You know, after the latest episode reveal with Bran, his shooting talent to go through different time and space has become legit.

  • @herpyderpy2869
    @herpyderpy2869 2 года назад +3

    2:21
    "I would f**k you"
    The fact the Targaryens actually did that on a regular basis

  • @anders671
    @anders671 7 лет назад +10

    Bran killing Boromir would be a nice touch

  • @stephenkamps8925
    @stephenkamps8925 7 лет назад +12

    I was kinda disappointed that you didn't make Bran shoot Boromir from Lord of the Rings...

  • @trevor663
    @trevor663 7 лет назад +6

    "Do you think Joffrey will like me?""No" Damn Cat *walks towards Rob* "Look at this idiot" the trustest thing

  • @james925
    @james925 3 года назад +2

    Bran shooting some time traveling arrows

  • @Ghost-gc7dj
    @Ghost-gc7dj 3 года назад +1

    Bran sent his arrows flying through the realm. Thus fulfilling his prophecy of being the most dangerous person in Westeros.

  • @ThePhunkyPharaoh
    @ThePhunkyPharaoh 5 лет назад +8

    Still more coherent than Season 8

  • @mrgaudy1954
    @mrgaudy1954 5 лет назад +4

    Jon: "I think you missed, Bran."
    Bran: "Did I?"

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 Год назад +2

    I love that Jorah's face was used to cover Dany's tits.
    Protecting his love in all manner of ways.

  • @Enderman121_
    @Enderman121_ 3 года назад +2

    This is some legendary content

  • @gilbertotabares8196
    @gilbertotabares8196 5 лет назад +6

    Bran was so bad with a bow and arrow his shots traveled through time to hit the wrong targets.

  • @JClayton1994
    @JClayton1994  9 лет назад +113

    What YTP shall I make next?

    • @cameron148002
      @cameron148002 9 лет назад +12

      harry potter plz or animated movies like toy story?

    • @chadoowatudura
      @chadoowatudura 9 лет назад +6

      Make more of this or harry potter please! I really liked this one btw

    • @kiwi__1011
      @kiwi__1011 9 лет назад +5

      More Harry Potter, please!!!

    • @OddRobb
      @OddRobb 9 лет назад +4

      Star wars!!

    • @DrAngel23
      @DrAngel23 9 лет назад

      maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.... a wonder over yonder poop :O

  • @WoodmanFeatherhigh
    @WoodmanFeatherhigh 9 лет назад +11

    Bran's kill count is off the charts!

  • @kevinhixson1586
    @kevinhixson1586 5 лет назад +5

    2:46 looks like theon owes him one

  • @fussysaur
    @fussysaur 5 лет назад +5

    Not gonna lie, Bran shooting Tywin had me dying

  • @WuTangClan-og5ml
    @WuTangClan-og5ml 3 года назад +2

    “ cat you got fat” 😂😂😂😂

  • @SarudeDanstorm
    @SarudeDanstorm 7 лет назад +3

    Viserion: "I would fuck you"
    *Game of Thrones Theme*
    basically sums up the show...

  • @Aequeritas
    @Aequeritas 4 года назад +2

    robert keeping it real

  • @kas2212
    @kas2212 7 лет назад +6

    "I have a son, you have a son" I'm dying 😂😂

  • @ladysnake8449
    @ladysnake8449 5 лет назад +3

    I laughed so hard when Robert told Brandon Stark to show him his balls to see if he'll become a soldier!

  • @reinerbraun4065
    @reinerbraun4065 9 лет назад +6

    Bran Stark the only man/boy in vesteros that can shoot an arrow from winterfell an hit a man over a 1000m

  • @shinji_27
    @shinji_27 5 лет назад +4

    Bran just single-handedly murdered more important characters than any other character on this show even though he missed the target.

  • @betaraytasty5109
    @betaraytasty5109 5 лет назад +3

    Bran saved Theon, who's standing right behind him. Apparently warging powers include firing arrows through time.

  • @itellthe5655
    @itellthe5655 3 года назад +3

    4:25 It would have been funnier if you showed that clip of Rob slapping Cersie again, each time he shouts “ENOUGH” even though she didn’t say anything

  • @diabl2master
    @diabl2master 6 лет назад +3

    Turns out Bran was the greatest marksman alive at 10.

  • @wreckintonwreckwreck4433
    @wreckintonwreckwreck4433 5 лет назад +6

    I was laughing so hard at this uncontrollably I almost got shock attack...

  • @the-raptorman1196
    @the-raptorman1196 Год назад +1

    2:27 "Got fat" *slap*
    Incredibly satisfying

  • @Vahisofficial
    @Vahisofficial 7 лет назад +5

    Brann has killed a lot of people.

  • @hazzballgaming6790
    @hazzballgaming6790 7 лет назад +5

    CONFIRMED!!!! BRAN HAS AN ARROW THROUGH TIME MAKING ALL THIS HAPPEN RIP

  • @hugonilsson6067
    @hugonilsson6067 7 лет назад +3

    Brans shooting was hilarious

  • @maxwellpunick6974
    @maxwellpunick6974 5 лет назад +10

    *ucked him with clubs
    XD Oh my goodness why can I actually see that happening?

  • @zackpanzer
    @zackpanzer 7 лет назад +2

    Yeh honourable shit!

  • @RLutin
    @RLutin 7 лет назад +6

    The whooooooooooooooooooooore is pregnant

  • @Plzcheese
    @Plzcheese 5 лет назад +3

    Lol look at Dany and her “Mormonts”

  • @neal2399
    @neal2399 5 лет назад +2

    Bobby B has issues even outside of YTPs if we’re being honest

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 9 лет назад +7

    So this is Game of Thrones...

  • @skoshow8418
    @skoshow8418 5 лет назад +3

    This is literally better than season 8

  • @jimmyrustlerz
    @jimmyrustlerz 10 месяцев назад +1

    Brans archery abilities here had more plot than warging abilities.

  • @justsomedude5727
    @justsomedude5727 11 месяцев назад +1

    "I have a son, you have a son" Satin is Robert'd bastard confirmed

  • @priority1kindness141
    @priority1kindness141 5 лет назад +3

    Robert was the best monarch in Game of Thrones, and the funniest. 😎

  • @droidattackonthewookiesocc8981
    @droidattackonthewookiesocc8981 6 лет назад +3

    so it wast`nt ramsey that saved theon that explains alot

  • @aaronwatkins5549
    @aaronwatkins5549 6 лет назад +2

    GODS I HAD ISSUES THEN

  • @dumbasscory5182
    @dumbasscory5182 2 года назад +1

    3:02 that moment where you get revenge for your brother telling you that your s*** at using a bow

  • @kingrobertofthehousebarath7184
    @kingrobertofthehousebarath7184 9 лет назад +2

    Gods I was strong then.

  • @UltraJordanGaming
    @UltraJordanGaming 9 лет назад +4

    A RUclips Poop of The Angry Videogame Nerd? Father Ted? Spongebob? Another Harry Potter? Go wild! :D

  • @hagridmary
    @hagridmary 9 лет назад +3

    This was hilarious. Please make more Game of Thrones, maybe one for each season.

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 7 лет назад +4

    Title of YTP is accurate to book canon .

  • @CJ-remmber_that
    @CJ-remmber_that 3 года назад +1

    Go away dog you scaring my lady
    The haund: fuck the king
    Am dead😂😂😂

  • @meghavshukla641
    @meghavshukla641 5 лет назад +3

    Thanks I needed this video after the atrocity that is season 8

  • @JRMAV1
    @JRMAV1 5 лет назад +2

    4:07 Almost choked while eating lol.
    YTP Hound is the best Hound

  • @fusiongaming581
    @fusiongaming581 5 лет назад +1

    Wellp, looks like Bran's aimbotting again.

  • @exitpursued6690
    @exitpursued6690 8 лет назад +1

    Given the events of season 6, it makes sense that Bran's arrows can travel through time.

  • @deadlymagecz4186
    @deadlymagecz4186 8 лет назад +1

    Robert Baratheon had lots of issues. With multiple women.

  • @isak4585
    @isak4585 5 лет назад +2

    After this understand why Bran should be king

  • @grass7864
    @grass7864 4 года назад +2

    Bran is way more useful in this YTP than in canon.

  • @napolien1310
    @napolien1310 5 лет назад +2

    2:53 damn bran that's a fine hack u got there

  • @mards2479
    @mards2479 7 лет назад +5

    Shouldn't have watched this at work...

  • @ekx5120
    @ekx5120 5 лет назад +2

    It was so-so for quite a long time then marksman Bran took it away. I can't stop laughing :D In this alternate reality, Bran killed Rickon.