*WHY* did he not do that in Part 2 of the Double Date to get him and Vegeta the hell up out of there when their wives tracked them down at Slick's place???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ashleytrinidade4157 chasing every chick in a skirt and selling other guys under the bus just for a chance to score with them IS the very definition of a SIMP. He regularly sleeps with married women. He even tried to score Chi-Chi behind Goku/Slick’s back. Some friend.
*Caulifa: What is my bra size?!* *Ssj4 Goku: & I won’t let you let me commit adultery... against Chichi...!* **Charges Kamehameha in each hand** *Ssj4 Goku: Kamehameha!*
Meanwhile, ChiChi's known Goku since he was a kid, asked Goku to promise her that he'd marry her, that promise was fulfilled, and she basically became the mother of Gohan and Goten.
Caulifa: i want 60 kids me: oooooooh hell nawww she tripping tripping we need madera for this naw not even madera we need sasuke bro she on every levels of crazy
Caulifla: I WANT 60 KIDS Slick Goku and all the other saiyans:OH HELL NAW Shallot(from dragon ball legends):Im in Giblet(also from dbl):idiot Me:YES PLZ
Silck dont want her but she wants him but he tells her that im married again and it might work but caufila is just a SIMP so she just going to try to earn him.
Slick: Oh yeah we met at universe 7, and you thought i was the bomb! Caulifla: Actually I hated your guts, until you turned into super saiyan blue. Slick: Oh yeah that make se- WAIT THE F YOU MEAN YOU HATED ME!??!?
This was so funny. Hey Caulifla can I be one of the humans that you survive ? I love you and I think you're awesome. Slick this video was awesome. Great job man
Slick "im just going to the INSTANT TRANMISSION BYE" Best line.
When you got a dip you got a dip🤣
Hell yeah
I loved that part
*WHY* did he not do that in Part 2 of the Double Date to get him and Vegeta the hell up out of there when their wives tracked them down at Slick's place???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed slick know how to get outta dodge real fast XD
Caulifa: “I want 60 kids”
Me: “HELL NAH SHORTY WANNA MAKE A WHOLE NFL FRANCHISE !”
That 5 NFL team right there
Caulifla gonna pay child support
@@caulifla2272 well im in if she pays it
But im paying the 25%(i like being nice)
@@gerasimosmourelatos2741 caulifla army
That would be crazy
"My father is a scientist" hit me by surprise 😂😂.
I mean it's true bardock was a scientist
@@rygor3890 and now there's only one question to this what kind of science was he doing
@@icyfrostdragon3257 Sciences
@@rygor3890 well I'll be damned
Team four star references
Caulifla: “Ya wanna use your face instead? I understand”
Slick goku: *head shrinks into neck*
You ruined it I'm leaving
OK jk this was actually really funny
Thanks man
Caulifla: what is my bra size?
Slick goku: how the fu... how am I supposed to know that!!
B
Gotta say C
A + like my test score
Probably a B
you know what 21 Savage said about bitches in the pool?
Caulifa demands to know why Goku won't "train" her.
Its legitamate training, tou gotta train up that stamina somehow
LOl
Bro mans has a wife, he is already "training" someone
@@wheezy7888 lel
Chi chi will never finish her training
I can not wait to see what this version of caulifla and goku are doing
Hello there Supreme kai
@@zukhanyenqabeni2058 hey vados
Hello
Oh look, it's the useless Kai...
Hey vados you're beautiful
Slick probably happy he didn’t teach califlaua instant transmission lol
"KISS BITCH" my favorite line ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way she said she got me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣
That needs to be a shirt🤣
Have the because
🤣🤣🤣🤣
slick: "I wanted to be nice to you..."
everyone: "YOU WHAT !?!?!?!?!"
Seems like Slick is in deeper hot water. Chi Chi gonna find out how well you know this woman.
The amount of red flags Caulifa generates in this one video sure are legendary, *Slick's a true loyal hustler!*
To be fair, Chichi gives off red flags all the time, much more than Caulifla and more hostile.
@@jessicamartin1160 Also true.
Slick goku: saiyans don't cheat
yep! not cheating on cabba today- I MEAN-
Tell that to Vegeta.
@@sstheinsane8724 He won't listen, or care. A pure SIMP to the bitter end.
@@SabeNo-rh7mb vegeta ain't no simp
@@ashleytrinidade4157 chasing every chick in a skirt and selling other guys under the bus just for a chance to score with them IS the very definition of a SIMP. He regularly sleeps with married women. He even tried to score Chi-Chi behind Goku/Slick’s back. Some friend.
Caulifla: "wow you really do care about me."
Slick Goku:"Nobody said that." 10 minutes ago. Slick Goku:"I am here to be nice to you.
Caulifla likes disturbed!? Ok, we are in the big leagues boys. This is some new level of waifu material.
She has high quality tastes, I don’t blame her.
*Caulifa: What is my bra size?!*
*Ssj4 Goku: & I won’t let you let me commit adultery... against Chichi...!*
**Charges Kamehameha in each hand**
*Ssj4 Goku: Kamehameha!*
Alternate title: How to speedrun your divorce
Yea
Yea
Yup
Or, "how to get castrated with a butter knife"
🤣😂🤣😂
Caulifla sure looks heartbroken
She is definitely heartbroken 💔
Prob Because She wants that vitiman D
But Goku already got chi-chi
Or Maybe Cabba cheated on her.
@@malcolmandrews2779With Kale?
@@99thJediWarrior Probably
Calfula:wow u do care about me
The fans of slick:stop the cap right now stop that cap
😂🤣😅
Yo slick when Caulifa said i want to ask you questions about the ad poped up Dicks sporting foods i was dying
"I-I don't think that is safe.." lmao XD
I presume Caulifa is about to get her heart shattered.
Probably
Maybe
She already got it shattered
.. by cabba lmfao
Ok
Those spongebob memes had me ded 😂😂
The strangler meme killed me when she asking question 😂😂😂
I feel bad for caulifla
@@ShadowkingSavage I don’t she wanna be a home wrecker I mean my man slick prefer his WIFE cuz why He loyal a real ROD and that on KAMI!
@@tacoboi4208 super kami dende
Do more of these with caulifla it funny and I will like all the vids cuz it’s funny
"What have I given you before, Goku?"
A headache? 🙄😤
She acting like she belongs with slick
She just needs a SSJ4 transformation like Slick...
@@thesymbiotenation.4552 She acts so cocky yet she wants to learn more transfomations
@@xavien9440 what Saiyan isn't cocky...
@@thesymbiotenation.4552 Yes they are
Meanwhile, ChiChi's known Goku since he was a kid, asked Goku to promise her that he'd marry her, that promise was fulfilled, and she basically became the mother of Gohan and Goten.
bruh the titans are on my ass and im still watching this the second it comes out
Damn that's a real X
Ask mad mod for help, he knows how to fuck people up.
Love slick at the beginning, “ yo what the fudge is going on here?”
She got so mad at Slick in the beginning when all my dude just wanted to make her feel better
slick: they don't want to simp for you
me: YES we do not want Caulifa WE WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
Pizza time
WE WANT *MONKE*
Caulifa: i want 60 kids
me: oooooooh hell nawww she tripping tripping we need madera for this naw not even madera we need sasuke bro she on every levels of crazy
Why not Naruto he can give her thr 1000 multi shadow clone gang using Six Paths Kyuubi Senjutsu
@@aozorahaou2643 facts
18:22 Best Line Of Slick!!😂😂
I just love how slick randomly shouts out "HA!"
Dad she was crying
She’s crying
Im sure she still does
and..??
It's ok goten
Caulifla: I WANT 60 KIDS
Slick Goku and all the other saiyans:OH HELL NAW
Shallot(from dragon ball legends):Im in
Giblet(also from dbl):idiot
Me:YES PLZ
Plus, i ship shallot with caulifla idk why they seemed a great duo in dbl
Xicor : i would hit that
@Godzillasoto603 i know that but i still do ship them😎
@@redmondgaming2313 me
@The Cipher Goddess also shallot: “I’M NOT RUNNING!”
Damn he’s still got my respect
It's sounds like slick is fighting between wanting Caulifla or staying with Chi Chi
I'm dead my man slick really just put her on the bed and dipped 🤣
Dawg when ever I watch slick this man makes my day because this shit be funny as hell
Just lose to her man😂😂
“I don’t think that’s safe” gets me every time XD
Man this is so funny this should be a show.
Caulifla:60
Slick:60 Oh hell to the no i am out of here!!!!*instant transmission*
Caulifla crying like she got denied the status of pogchamp.
HOLY SHIT! XD That Cabba line was fucking brutal!
Congratulations on getting 100k subscribers
I love the outro!!! Wish you would include it in all your videos
Caulifa: You're comparing me to trash?
Slick: Yes.
Us: OOF
Caulifla:what’s my favorite thing to cook for you
Me and slick: The hell u cookin for
when she said 60 im over thinking that she think she's a rabbit
edit: i took "this" out
She's on that time of the month again
Silck dont want her but she wants him but he tells her that im married again and it might work but caufila is just a SIMP so she just going to try to earn him.
@Natavean Hines
SHE SIMPS WAY TO HARD
Slick goku is too smart to fall for that.
.. it’s the- the 20+ year age gap for me
@@arilution more like what age is goku in right now?
@@VAMejia hes almost 40
"It can't be Pewdiepie, he looks too weak for you."
Pewdiepie: Is fucking jacked.
21:19 sweet crap, this is some big ass foreshadowing looking back
Caulifla:Silck Daddy
Me:SIMP ALERT SIMP ALERT SIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMPPPPPPPPP
Goku Just marry her
She will not yell at you to get a job
NO!
Ha
That's funny
I’m mean yes but actually no
Or GET MAD AT YOU FOR SAVING THE UNIVERSE.
You crazy he would have a kid every day bro he’ll nahhhhhh
Rip slick
14:37 ok at that point she's just saying yes for no fucking reason
I am subbing right now I am subbing right now this is gold this is true gold I'm subbing right now.
Caulifa is the ultimate yandere if I get caught she can’t catch me I regret nothing
Spoilers! She can't handle the truth.
@@davinsmiley4646 It's time for a fucking crusade
@@suckmymiddlefinger4350 You watch MxR?
@@Lost1_ne mod reviews?
@@suckmymiddlefinger4350 meme channel for me
@@tropicalvikingcreations MxR's meme channel is great
slick through the whole video i: I am a good christian man
Yessss!! Slick Verse Caulifla so fun! Suggestive and funny! More Caulifla!
Wassup Buu
@@jamesrolfe9747 Just woke up. Gonna finish this video now!
0:01 that entrance though
i simp for.... caulifa her voice is just too good lmao and so is she
I thought it was because of vegeta's hair line
Why is this surprisingly entertaining? Lol. Thanks guys.
Slickarrot: "I'm going to the INSTANT TRANSMISSION BYE!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ha! Nice...
"do you know how useful tiny bodies are" i took that the wrong way
19:57 *Markiplier!?* Out of all the people on the Internet, you pick *MARKPILER!?!?!?!?* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never thought slick would be wrong
I would simp for her....
Lol 😅😆
TRAITOR!!!!!!
*Grabs the unsimper shotgun* YOU WILL BE CLEANSED MY BROTHER
@@Djammin14 LMAO 😂
..
Her:what is my favorite slick goku song. Slick: why do you listen to me?
Haahaha! He knew his priorities and split at the end lmao
Slick Goku I love your end intro song
Slick: Oh yeah we met at universe 7, and you thought i was the bomb!
Caulifla: Actually I hated your guts, until you turned into super saiyan blue.
Slick: Oh yeah that make se- WAIT THE F YOU MEAN YOU HATED ME!??!?
I love Caulifla!!! These be one of the best ones.
I’m here from Slick’s Divorce with chi chi video
This is the first time I saw Cauifla unhappy to see Goku
why is "it looked like poisin" so funny🤣
Yo you are a big reason why I started doing RUclips videos keep it real
I'll be right back, don't worry--INSTANTTRANSMISSIONBYE
Hi
@@ValtAoi_Glazer Hi Valt!
@@BuuTube how are you today
@@ValtAoi_Glazer great. Buu gonna eat chocolate pie now!
@@BuuTube cool!!!
11:33 run away slick
Now that was a Slick get away at the end! XD Poor Caulifa but she thirstier than hell.
Respect 😎👌🏾
Vegeta like “NO YOU DONT DO THAT”
Slick goku:no one wants to simp for u
Me:dude i already do🤣🤣
This was so funny. Hey Caulifla can I be one of the humans that you survive ? I love you and I think you're awesome.
Slick this video was awesome. Great job man
What Slick does to escape every difficult situation
Instant transmission
My man slick ain’t no simp
12:21 STOP IT they don't wanna simp for you
Yeah, Buu fine, don't worry Slick Goku 😂😂😂
The Caulifa in this video was the one from dragon ball legends
Nah cooler has the best nickname PUMP DADDY C
Slick you’re in a lot of trouble right now
22;40
nice outro, Slick
It’s funny how slick has to say my face is up here to Caulifla even tho you would think it would be the other way around
That ending beat fire
When I saw caulifla going down I was freaking out like literally at the end it freaked me out but when he teleported I said "Remember, no simps"
Slick be careful I sense a high level of yandere from caulifa
6:05So your father was a brilliant scientist?!