This is Minecraft JOHN.. He's EVIL!
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
- everybody meet john..
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Игры
That iron door is hitting the gym 24/7
R.I.P Tulie the Tulip...
She was a great Friend
She always helped Dan through horror maps
She was a legend
Who got killed once
They sacrifice their lives for dan, may them rest in peace
F
Now allium is here
Lol
WE SHALL RE-PLANT HER
"At least I dont work in my house." 2 yrs later: WELL I GUESS I DO NOW
Even if there wasn’t covid he still works in his house he’s a youtuber
John: YOU WILL FIGHT MY ARMY
dan's actions: uses his iron sword instead of his diamond and still defeats the army
This shows how *POWERFUL* dan is
Lol
True
Gets diamond sword then says "how do i survive"
Me:*dies on inside*
Back off scammer
Gabriel Martinez lol
But he got a iron sword
LOOOOL
But he also got a diamond sword aswell
13:31
"CAN YOUR CHAIR DO THISSS!?!?!?"
AAAAA PEWDIEPIE CHAIIRRR
IT'S ONLY $399!!
@Anthony Brown fake
I was about to make a comment about that too lol
ONLY
Dan>oh no it's John
Me> John who
Dan> John wick
[] ƒαīτнυ [] I had an ad of a phone that costed $399 just after reading your comment
Dan: I Fear No Man, But That Thing...
*John*
It Scares Me.
0:42 “Chapter 1; The burglar.”
“That’s the end of the day!”
*17:00*
18:00
*”With a story about a rich man”*
Dan: Oh, I can relate!
Thats funny 💶💶💶💶💶💶😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Molly Griffin why?!
*PFFFFFFTT*
Jonas Bauer 23-19! WE HAVE A 23-19!
@Jonas Bauer begone
13:31 Wow, that's a really neat reference Dan, very cool!
Pewdiepie!!!
Did you just use the Donald Trump tweet? I must tell him it's now a meme.
@@synical1419 yeah that was a trump tweet reference, VERY COOL you noticed!
@@meowmaro *V* *E* *R* *Y* *C* *O* *O* *L* !
Don t get the reference
Dan having boss fight
Me: Dan there's a diamond sword there
i saw that to
Same
14:47 Omg dan when he did the guys boss fight he had a diamond sword but he used his iron.....lol
Yeah I noticed that...
I saw
I noticed that aswell
IK I SCREAMEZ
Screamed
Dan: *fighting a semi army of monsters with a iron sword*
Diamond Sword: SNEAK 100
lol
Lel
I know i typed lel
John: you are the director of a large company
Me: yeah do you mean trays lab co.?
LOL childhood
Ethan Howard get the hecc outta here, scammer!
Jack plays no, but it actually looks quite similair!
Ethan Howard
I saw ur fren
This happens sometimes
The world: You can’t make billions by selling water.
Dan: *observe*
I DO NOT CONTROL THE SPEED AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE!
2:02
Dan: At least I don't work in my own house.
Me: *Are you sure about that?*
It’s good dan doesn’t swear
1:he’s kid friendly
2:we see his constapated face when he gets angry
uh huh..
Dan said one bad word before he called a dog b*** beacuse the dog was a shemale 🤔😱🙅
Dan fighting with a iron sword- all I have is an allium
The diamond sword sitting in his hotbar- :(
@Leah Bell oh wow nice scam
@Leah Bell begone spam
He had a diamond sword the whole time during the boss fight 0_o
Yessss
True
Dan you had a diamond sword!
Who raged
@@simonlim1869 not me
14:50 Are we gonna ignore that Diamond Sword?
*Ok*
No
NO WHY DAN USE THE IRON SWORD HIS DUMB SOOOOOO DUMB HE DIN’T EVEN NOTICE THE DIAMOND SWORD IN HIS ENVITORI wait!whats the spelling of envitori???any comments???.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
@@frutomichellec.9121 Its not dumb hes so powerful that he even use the iron sworf instead of the diamond
If we ever loose Dan, we will remember him by this meaningful quote:
*"THIS IRON DOOR HAS A SIX PACK!"*
uh huh
Uh huh..
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagaha
Yes
Heck yeah!!!!
2:04 "at least I don't work in my own house"
Dan, you are a youtuber who works from home...😂
Lmao
actually that was from the game *sigh* if you look closely to the chat
When you try so hard but you don’t sucseed
THUNDER GAMING wooosh
THUNDER GAMING R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
No one :
Dan : *Whippity Whoppoty John's items are now my property*
Just some Duck with Internet Lol
This is the more natural sounding version Hippity Hop John’s Thing are now my property
I love how dan at the end fought with his iron sword even though he had a diamond one.
I was watching this and my friend's 7 year old brother said "is that ninja from fortnite?" I have lost faith in everything now
time to find the gun
@@awesomer529 And the gun
I worry for humanity....
ninja... ninja.. (INSERT TF U SAY TO ME U LIL SH;; HERE)
@@awesomer529 and the tactical nuke
14:52 :dan fighting with iron sword barely surviving
Diamond sword: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
Their pretty much the same
I wish there was a image
*screams* LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *dies laughing*
Dan you’re meant to fight them with a diamond sword xx
@@yoperrblx7401 lol ikr x-x
He protecc
He attacc
He had a diamond sword
But he used iron to attacc
you rhyming attacc with attacc 🤦🏼♀️
Bad rhyme.
15:21
Dan: *has diamond sword in inventory*
Also Dan: **Proceeds to fight with the iron one*
“Don’t Trust Guys named John”
Well Said Dan.
My friend's name is Jon. Jon-michal
john kramer [anyone got it]
Nobody:
DanTDM:
uses an iron sword instead a diamond sword during a fight..
DaGamingArea dont judge him
@@introverticals3727 I isn't judge him🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
I am your biggest fan! but, I thought You were moving to another country
@@311watkins wot?
He wants to preserve the diamond sword for, well diamonds.
12:36 it’s surprising that Dan can remember this.
I love how he uses his stone sword instead of diamond and still wins
Plot twist,
MELANIE WAS THE ALLIUM
that is the most le epic from le epic games plot twist
@@sean-js2kb that is flamingo not dantdm
I don't know what that means
oof
@@toastmc4823 Idk
The best burglar in 2019
Dan: What am I doing here!
John: I am here to steal your money!
John’s mind: He doesn’t know that I’m a burglar!
Dan: “Is this really all my money? Just one slip of paper.”
Me: The paper is a check!
its a check 😊
4:48
Dan:I think i need to put it in the dRoPpEr
Dropper:😎😎😎
Hopper:Hold my Dan
Dan: Melanie! Which button do I press?
Melanie: JuSt PrESs OnE oF tHeM!!
👴
👕
👖
🧦
🤑
👕
👖
👞
“This iron door has a six pack.”
-Dantdm 2019
“This iron door has a six-pack.”
This is the quote I live by.
Dan: At least I don't work in my own house.
Also Dan: *records video in his own house*
Dan: "Don't trust guys called John!"
Me: *has uncle called John* 🤨
@Moon the Wolf stupid gacha and stuff Is this a meta name?
Has a friend named John
Me: Has an abusive dad called John
@@katiekinsella23 Jesus does your mom named karen because she better take costody of you.
actually same
When you did the boss battle, it gave you a diamond sword
@Patrick Phillips nahhhh scammer
Ik I saw that xD
I saw that too. Dan pay attention
yeah
@Lina Schulz y this is mine craft
“At least I don’t work, in my own house”-Dan
Well In one year time, most of the world will be doing just that, my friend.....
“I don’t want to work in my own house”
Adults 2020:
*7 months later*
Still keep his stuff from
7 months ago
Lol
And that is how holy water is made
i thought it said it join us.. in HELL but i was rlly wrong
2:03 you dont?
Literally my brother's name is John.. Well, it is true you can't trust him 😂
lol
Welp, get ready for your money to get stolen and for your Gf to get killed
At least I don’t work in my own house
Me- wait...where are you now?!
During the boss fight
Dan had a diamond sword but used the iron sword
Yup
Ik i think dan is betraying diamonds...
Yuer
Yer
Can your chair do this ?!
Godly reference :')
only 399!
Only 9 year olds will know
Hello my fellow nine year olds
@Charles Barnes it👏is👏a👏scam
But can i buy it for 398?!??
4:11 that was the cutest giggle I have ever heard from dan
Dan: what did we learn here
Me: that when you have a boss fight John gives you a diamond sword
14:50 Was anyone else annoyed when Dan didn't use the *DIAMOND SWORD* in his hotbar during the Boss Fight?
I mean he won in the end but still...
Maybe he didn't notice it,since he's panicking while fighting the mobs...
Dan:how am i meant to battle all of them!
Me:YOU HAVE A DIAMOND SWORDDD USE ITTT!!!!!!!
That's exactly what I was screaming at the screen the entire boss fight. USE YOUR DIAMOND SWORD ITS RIGHT THERE!!!!
“I don’t feel COMFORTABLEEEEE” ~ DanTDM 2019
When you did boss fight it gave you a diamond sword,but you didn't see it
13:30
‘But can your chair do this’
Dan watches pewdiepie memes????!!!!!
PewDiePie Join The Chat.....
@@naxolotllztmy.5342 T-Series left the chat.
The music was from Ncm Epic Music Ender Güney everyone should check him out, he has great music
For those who don’t know, The song at the beginning is called ‘Mortals’ (by WARRIYO)
Ah tulie. You were a good flower. You have been remembered
true
“This iron door has six pack”
~Dantdm 2019
JONY BOY WERE ARE YOU
A line I never thought dan would say🤣
2:04 :Dan: at least I don’t work in my house
Also dan: works at his house during lockdown
Dan I love your videos so much but I almost watch them every day.
Dan, Dan, Dan you had a flippin diamond sword in the boss fight and you didnt use it. WWWWHHHHYYYY!!!
TAS Revolting lol ik
Corect
At least he is a pro
Dan : "At least i don't work in my own House"
Also Dan : *Realizes his a RUclipsr that doesn't go outside and is Really Pale.
i cant believe that we exactly have the same comment
*He's
@Heather Green Get out of here bot
@Heather Green fake
Dan: but u know what i st least don't work in my own house
Me: waiiitttt i thought u already work in ur house 😂😂😂😂
Nice to see your playing minecraft more
"Why do i always start this map in a strange white or black room?"
-DanTDM 2019
@Zachary Turner please stop
Who’s Zachary Turner
John: That means u r now-
Meh: TRAPPED
BY MICHAEL NORTHROP!!!
we did a project on that lol
"At 1:34"
Dan: This is Petra!
Me: Minecraft story mode?
"I can't even remember the wood name!"
It's birch, Dan
When you were fighting the zombies he gave you a diamond sword
My name is Melanie! 😄
yea ik why didn't he use it?!?
John: SO your offering me fours water bottles for all your money...
Dan: Yes
John:Deal!
Scam
XD
@Adam Morris ACCOUNT THIEF!
🤚😆✋ scam bot
15:00 Dan's complaining yet he has a diamond sword in his hotbar.
Dm sword: It's his seventh kill and he still hasn't noticed me, however I suspect that some of his fans have blown my cover.
He had a dimond sword in his invatory
More Minecraft Videos for the good old days :)
Dan, you get distracted so easily. melenie just died! and your interested in a chair
The Nostalgia, breh I remember watching these kind of videos years ago
Is it just me, or is Minecraft becoming good again?
Dan: At least I don't work in my own house.
Me:...
Me:That's a lie
Brianna Rodriguez ur such a bot
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDD
that was le best thing eva.
TheTenthPawn who the heck uses bot in RUclips go back to fortnite
@Brooke Thompson that's probably the cuteset cheetah in le world..))
@Whitney Ward do u rlly buy the product or does it just make sure ur human?
Dan: John! Bring back melanie.
Dan: BRING BACK MY GIRLFRIEND
*Melanie dies*
Dan: I love you
Jemma: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?*
LOL
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..--..
..--..
I kinda get but also confused at the same time! 🤷♂️
Wait... Jemma screams at Dan?????
@@prestonlefebrve995
It's a joke. But okay.
Am I the only one that answers Dan's questions while watching 🤣🤣
Dan:Can your chair do this!?!How much was it?
Me: *399!*
Dan: THIS IRON DOOR HAS A 6 PACK WHAT?!?
Me: HAHAHA😂😂 (I don’t know why I died so much of that part)
Because u have none
Gregory Ross liar
Same😂
Gregory Ross wow nice scams!
I’ll never unsee it...
I came home a little sad because it’s my last day of 7th grade.
Watching Dan play Minecraft made me feel a lot better.
Thanks Dan💕💕
14:50 he did the whole boss fight without the diamond sword in his inventory...
I love you dan!! Probs coming to your show!
*YOU HAD A DIAMOND SWORD IN THE BOSS FIGHT BUT YOU DIDN'T USE IT*
Extremeblader 1311 lol
Extremeblader1311 ikr I was saying something about that too.
i was going to say that XD
He’s just that good
@@jestkarma5259 lol
*dan sees a model man*
GIVE ME YOUR HEAD
Lol, that is me when I play a map
No wonder he got robbed
That's definitely me every time I play something with a fake head
Why
@@MariaGriggs8 because whenever Dan sees a man he always wants it's head
That iron door has been working out a lot!!!
Dan: how do i fight these guys
Me: with the diamond sword in your inventory
He protecc
He attacc
But most Importantly, Minecraft Dan is back!!
bacc*
For me this is tbh getting old, ive seen this on so many vids.
Fluffy potato lol
I can't believe he's gone back to MC! I'M SO HYPED! Love your content, Dan!
2:04
Dan: At least I don't work in my house
IRL: Works RUclips full time in his house
Dantdm:uhhh
Game at the same time: ahhhh
How could you, Dan?! THAT'S MY NAME.
You evil frick >:(
Where's Melanie
“This iron door has a six pack!“
~Dan, 2019
on ROBLOX play egg-testing please!
“At least I don’t work in my own house”
Where does dan work irl then?
In his hous