I'm just imagining a few minutes into your conversation he asks why you're wearing a red condom like "I have no reason to go anywhere near your dick but I appreciate the concern"
I remember first hearing this YEARS ago. Creepypasta used to be the main thing I listened to when I couldn’t sleep (ironically). This was one of my favorites, it brings back so many memories.
@@skoomabuffer5665 damn never saw this. dating game, the theater, the cellphone game, and “somethings wrong” fnaf video, arent you glad you didn’t turn on the light are my personal favs, all up on his channel.
"You can't take electronic or time keeping equipment in the room." Easy. -sets a phone timer for 1am and turns the volume up all the way and lays it right behind the door-
Me to the Devil: "I wish to challenge you to a game of question and response" Devil: "Very well." Me: *Ahem* ...."Do you know the Muffin Man?" Devil: "The Muffin Man?" Me: "The Muffin Man."
I don’t know, making small talk with the Devil does sound pretty interesting. I know this is a creepy pasta but if this was real, I would never try it, due to not wanting to loose my soul, die, etc. Although, I do have to admit, just having a casual conversation with the lord of all darkness does sound like it would be a pretty interesting experience!
I dont see any posts about this but i wonder what people would ask him as their main question? It would have to be something worth all that. Something that could earn me the nobel prize without losing my soul would be pretty awesome like, what is dark matter and how could i prove it?
Thought I was the only one who had this thought. As truthfully to oneself as i can I genuinely would have a by all accounts elaborate yet simple reason for the conversation. Not to psychoanalyze, not to have answers or information, certainly not to bargain, not even confirmation of faith and truths in them. Merely to have a chat, ask the question few would think to of "how are you doing" or "have things been alright to you lately?". It is an outstanding thought to have
Their s a book called OUTWITTING THE DEVIL by Napolean Hill. People call it The interview with the Devil. Its pretty good. You can RUclips the audiobook
@@nealmorgan9037 "I'm sorry humans give you shit about your job." would be my opener. He gave humanity free will, and is tasked with punishing those who abuse it. If he does find enjoyment in it, it's not out of a genuine love for the job. It's likely more in a "if I don't laugh, I'm going to scream because holy SHIT are my children fucking STUPID." I can see him as a dad who would rather not see us fall, one who loathes having to punish us.
Max Harvey yup he didn't say you couldent not challenge him why cant I pull up some nice warm tea sit down and chat with prince of darkness not like he has anything better to do hes in the pit of hell
+Vadium Black (Hatred) I think the point of the game is to not allow for actual speaking. I think it is to get any kind of truth out of him. If you just sat down and spoke to him, you'd never really know if he was lying or not.
+Hayato Hoshigaki I think if you asked him why he did things, he wouldn't lie. Bad people ALWAYS believe they're right, even though what they did would or may, MAY of been wrong. It all depends, as bad as the devil is, he was once an angel, who thought he was right, when he was wrong.
The devil as you call him (his name is Lucifer even I being a Christian respect that that is his name) is not a friend to you, he wants something for something, he puts you through a test to see how willing you are to get whatever it is you want.
“If those goth-y black-cross earrings are right-side up, he's unlikely to appear." I mean he probably won't appear for an upside down cross either, I don't think Lucifer is a huge fan of St. Peter
@@NoNo-hk5np St. Peter was one of the two guys Jesus was crucified with. He chose to be crucified upside down, as he felt he wasnt like. Important enough, or holy enough, to be crucified in the same way as Jesus. so the upside down cross is actually St. Peter's cross, or was, before it got highjacked by pop culture
You know, I could try this. Not to gain any knowledge (I know enough, thank you), but when else am I going to get a chance to piss off Satan himself? I mean, there's just no sport in pissing off random people in chatrooms online, but Satan? What an opportunity.
+Melissa Rojas At the end he said "What? Already? You've got one hell of an imagination on you." Meaning that someone did the ritual but went over the time limit. Hence, satan possessed the person and typed the how to.
That last quip at the end had me rolling in tears, mainly how you delivered that "Must be one hell of an imagination you got on you!" I lost my shit. 12/10 would be friends with the devil
Every time he repeats 66 minutes I kept thinking that the video was a trick into performing said ritual. Like the video was a part of the ritual itself, I checked the time
I know he said himself it was about intent and not the actual acts themselves but again St. Peter's Cross being used as a satanic thing is always hilarious
John Locke I did it with micheal he died and dropped his sword..........iam probably going to hell for killing a arch angel but I got his sword so I like to see death try to take me
"You will not be permitted to bring any *goes on for a few seconds about electronics*" That isn't necessary, the Devil tells me this every year, I've done state tests in school before. Edit: Crap, he made the test joke
It's honestly so crazy going back and seeing this. I used to listen to these stories in high school, and it feels like ot was just yesterday that I saw this video being released.
+Who Knows? (MysticalPug) Well, that may be, Roman Garcia, but this is a set of instructions (aparently) set by himself. For me the most intriguing part is that no one has played this game whith him to ask if it is true that he has to follow the rules. Since he just gave us the information, could just as well be a trap. You could show up to say "Ha! You have toplay the game with me" to wich he would answer "fooled you".
devil: Why have you summoned me mortal? me: ok now I just really need to know... do gays really go to hell?? cause I just need to know if I should pack or not??
Yeah, but the devil in this creepypasta is really based of the christian perspective of the devil. In the islam, the shaytan can only whisper to you, to make you sin. And in our religion he isn't afallen angel like lucifer, we call him a jinn. His name isn't lucifer but ibliss
Ismaïl Yahyaoui Idrissi"the shaytan can only whisper to you, to make you sin" - brother this is slightly incorrect. The shaytan whispers to ENCOURAGE us to sin, he cannot make us.
WhiteBoiNiggaz I summoned micheal and asked how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toots pop *his head exsploded and he droped his sword* iam probably going to hell for mind fucking a arch angel but I got his sword
"a second" is a common term for any amount of time. thats what i presume it means. though without a face i have a hard time keeping him in my sight at all ;)
Always good to come back to the classics, these stories have accompanied so many moments in my life its almost like accessing the memories in this weird way. Thank you for all the work you've done for all these years.
how to win: gut feelings. he makes you uncomfurtable? lie. he asks you a question you don't know much about? choose your first choice. he asks you something you lie to yourseof about? or an extreemly persanal question? then just allways expect the next answer he gives you is false. dares you to do something you can't do? end the convorsation. suddenly end up in a mirror? scream. just that, no feelings. it helps a lot. next, just deep breathing. anger will fuck with you, yes, but its better to just sing whatever song is in your head. ~person who gets shit done.
its funny cos about the “devils” appearance. He is actually described as drop dead gorgeous, with lingering eyes or green. The face you always wanted to graze and touch and even kiss. It’s wow
This is the BEST CreepyPasta about summoning the Prince of Darkness himself! Creepy details! Yet it leaves so much openness for us "imaginative horror fans," to "fill in the blanks." And boy did I fill them in!!...yeah I'm not gonna sleep neither...0_0
The devil is narrating this. Meaning that when he says you’re not allowed to bring electronics he’s saying that because he wants you to come in not knowing how much time has passed. Meaning it will be much easier for you to take too much time and he has a higher chance of getting the last laugh.
Yeah electronics probably don't mess up the ritual, it's just entirely up to the Devil to show up or not, and chooses not to show up for people he can't fuck over easily.
I love this ending! It all clicks at the end that "Oh my gosh, Satan stole the narrators body and is telling us this to get us to play the game!" Its just a brilliant way to end story such as this.
hey here's something what would happen if I turned a Cross upsidedown and if he gets out I will flip it back over to attempt to get rid of him love your comment
Possibly the greatest creepy pasta of all time. Not the scariest or gut-retching or anything of the sort, its great in all aspects. Especially when its narrated by the arguably best RUclips creepy pasta narrator.
Rev 13:18 This is where it calls for wisdom: Let the one who has insight calculate the number of the wild beast, for it is a MAN'S number, and its number is 666. -NWT Rev 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a MAN; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six -NKJ
Me: I challenge you to a game Devil: Bring it- I am most wise Me: y aRe U gAe? Devil: . . . Me: checkmate! Also for the time-keeping; what about an hourglass? ⏳ Is that fine
If it's true that you are trapped in that room, creating your own universe around you, then that could also be the most powerful weapon in the universe. Just how you are mentally determined and willed.
How exactly is it a weapon? I get how you could, theoretically, make it a pleasant experience... But how would you use it to do anyone but you or what your mind conjures up any kind of harm?
If it is a universe that you can control every aspect of, then you could become anything you could visualized, as long as you believe in your own strength. It's more of an abstract concept.
ProjectEchoshadow regardless, the candle still requires energy to burn, that energy comes from the tallow in the candle. the candle cannot burn without melting the tallow...
You know what's even more hilarious?? I literally laughed the way that I typed it. It start as a subtle giggle, then got louder and louder and I even said "funny" at the end.
How to talk to God: 1. Do the formula 2. Talk to him 3. He'll talk to you silently in your dreams or anytime 4. He'll even grant you a gift which nobody can give 5. He loves you more than you know
Dude I miss these days of MCP, the channel is still uploading excellent content but the reach back then was totally different. It sure was a vibe back then and I am hoping it has a resurgence one day because this channel deserves more attention
well, i guess im never meeting the devil. my mind is so imaginative, i have created multiple dimensions in my head that i visit regularly for hours and hours. plus; im very jumpy and i look around a lot
I dare say that a lot of curious people will try this out to see if it works and get more than what they bargained for. this is not some joke aimed at frightening people. It is a black magic ritual. Yes our ancestors ate from the tree of knowledge but we have to be careful who we get our knowledge from and how we get it. If you want something or need to know anything you are better off doing some the rituals I learned from some of the ancient tomes of magic in my prayer room. Such as the Abramelin and the greater key of Solomon. At least you will be much safer. The description of the devil or should I say Lucifer is dead accurate. How he might appear, how he works through people, what makes him tick, how he operates etc. He is the worst spirit you can invoke, you are better off summoning angels. There is no way on earth that anyone can do this ritual and get away scott free because you will be tainted. The devil will have the upper hand and I don't think you will get very far without doing his bidding which might involve ruining other peoples lives and at the worst he is more than capable of killing you on the spot.
the ritual is a trap but having said that demons are volatile beings, they don't always show themselves when called. As soon as the devil shows up you are in great danger. Don't do any occult ritual out of curiosity. Curiosity and magic is a dangerous mix. One of the worst things you can bring to a ritual is a mirror. This is why I like to abstain from mirrors when doing any kind of occult ritual.
I have been practicing kabbalistic magic for several years. I also have a lot of knowledge on angels and the demonic hierarchy. Here are some books I recommend. The book of Abramelin, The greater key of Solomon, the 6th and 7th book of Moses, the book of Raziel.
What if you have a very diverse imagination but its something else than just horror? Like a magical adventure kind of imagination? Can you be Sailor Moon?
directions unclear, ended up summoning my mom yelling at me to stop practicing being an idiot.
Oh so I'm not the only one then.
+iCey lol ill give you the actual stuff if u want it
that was amazing :p
When you said summoning lmao
😂👏🏻
Preacher walks in on you trying to summon the devil. I think that's on the top list of most awkward moments ever.
RIGHT!
I'd say it would be awkward for the devil to find porn in your browser history.....
Ok, all of those would be very awkward.
You walk in on a preacher talking to the devil about how much alter boy porn is in his browser history.
yea that is very awkward.
the devil scolding the preacher about his activities with the alterboys
I did this ritual the other day, and I still can't get Logan Paul to leave
Dalton Pinell damn....at least you tried
Yeah
Lmaoo. Good try tho.. I really want him to leave too 😒
Dalton Pinell lol
Lmao
Pro Tip:
While the devil will appreciate you burning down the church, it's not really a good way to start the ritual.
He'll be like, "Wow dude, that's messed up even for me. And because of that, i have to take you to Hell, no matter what the rules say."
Lol
*Glares in Black Metal corpse paint*
The candles will melt
Nergal, dont make Eurononemouses mistakes
So the devil made this creepy pasta, to self promote wtf
:))))))
Ayo alpaca Hashahahaha...sial ah
Ayo alpaca It takes shameless self-promotion to a whole new level
Ayo alpaca nah he's just lonely and wants slaves
Ayo alpaca I mean. why not just skype people
"red is the color of protection"
I'm in Walmart and am now looking for red condoms
I'm just imagining a few minutes into your conversation he asks why you're wearing a red condom like "I have no reason to go anywhere near your dick but I appreciate the concern"
DRJ Your name brings your comment full circle
XD
😂😂just read your name
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
"What it is you desire from me?"
...
*"I've come to bargain"*
V-Bux
@Sundra Salinas Cause it is haha
Satan: ahh shit not this
DORMAMU
DORMAMU IVE COME TO BARGAIN
_during the ritual, Satan is there_
Preacher: **walks in**
Me:
Satan:
Preacher: **slowly closes the door**
8 year old cousin: "IS THAT THE GUY FROM FORTNITE?!"
@@romanminaster5180 satan: WHAT?!?
He could show you the priest was coming in, causing you to look back
That can end three terrible ways great thing everyone has cells
@@Name-yv2zq I would just be staring at him in the mirror
I summoned Gordon Ramsay.
Help.Plz.
He's criticizing my chips.
DatOne Dawg2016 hahaha
run man just run
lol
Lol
DatOne Dawg2016 xD
I remember first hearing this YEARS ago. Creepypasta used to be the main thing I listened to when I couldn’t sleep (ironically). This was one of my favorites, it brings back so many memories.
Yes this one is amazing, can you recommend any other great ones?
@@skoomabuffer5665 A Favor for a Favor by Vincent Vena Cava
@@skoomabuffer5665 damn never saw this. dating game, the theater, the cellphone game, and “somethings wrong” fnaf video, arent you glad you didn’t turn on the light are my personal favs, all up on his channel.
you listen to this dude when trying to sleep?!
@@HiSanai what about 11 miles
"You can't take electronic or time keeping equipment in the room."
Easy.
-sets a phone timer for 1am and turns the volume up all the way and lays it right behind the door-
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!
+Kaleb H Yes!
+Kaleb H remember, he is satan. he will obviously know you have set a timer and maybe even turn it off so you stay longer.
+PikachuProductions He is stuck in the mirror unless you look away silly goose
+Not Will but he can produce sounds around you, so why wouldn't he be able to stop them too?
Me to the Devil: "I wish to challenge you to a game of question and response"
Devil: "Very well."
Me: *Ahem* ...."Do you know the Muffin Man?"
Devil: "The Muffin Man?"
Me: "The Muffin Man."
"Do u know de wae"
....so DID he know the muffin man? The one who lives on, uh.... [something] lane?
@@CarMaBear Drury Lane :D
Kurly Kayla 😂
Kurly Kayla the stupidest comment ever lmao
i bet the devil is pissed at this guy for giving everyone his phone number
This guy is the devil.
@@twinzzlers As someone who'd like a horrible and ugly monster to fuck me, I don't see the difference
It's not hard, all you got to do is meditate on his sigil
@@jessicanewmaker8233 whoa. You good, chief?
Please dont summon me
I'm pretty sure I did this right, since Jacob Sattorius appeared
ohhhh man
😂😂😂
XDDDDDDD
damn shots fired XD
+ender reaper no lmao he is the devil thats what they mean
"Excuse me for just a moment, I think I hear someone calling me."
Brilliant :D
I don’t know, making small talk with the Devil does sound pretty interesting. I know this is a creepy pasta but if this was real, I would never try it, due to not wanting to loose my soul, die, etc. Although, I do have to admit, just having a casual conversation with the lord of all darkness does sound like it would be a pretty interesting experience!
I dont see any posts about this but i wonder what people would ask him as their main question? It would have to be something worth all that. Something that could earn me the nobel prize without losing my soul would be pretty awesome like, what is dark matter and how could i prove it?
Thought I was the only one who had this thought. As truthfully to oneself as i can I genuinely would have a by all accounts elaborate yet simple reason for the conversation. Not to psychoanalyze, not to have answers or information, certainly not to bargain, not even confirmation of faith and truths in them. Merely to have a chat, ask the question few would think to of "how are you doing" or "have things been alright to you lately?". It is an outstanding thought to have
Their s a book called OUTWITTING THE DEVIL by Napolean Hill. People call it The interview with the Devil. Its pretty good. You can RUclips the audiobook
@@nealmorgan9037 "I'm sorry humans give you shit about your job." would be my opener. He gave humanity free will, and is tasked with punishing those who abuse it. If he does find enjoyment in it, it's not out of a genuine love for the job. It's likely more in a "if I don't laugh, I'm going to scream because holy SHIT are my children fucking STUPID." I can see him as a dad who would rather not see us fall, one who loathes having to punish us.
@@dipannathchowdhury4622 The book exists though, and so, the Devil is fully aware of it.
I don't know why, but I would love just to ask him his story. That's it. Just his side of everything, and his perspective on things.
Max Harvey yup he didn't say you couldent not challenge him why cant I pull up some nice warm tea sit down and chat with prince of darkness not like he has anything better to do hes in the pit of hell
+Max Harvey If you asked him this, the rest of your life would be stained with hatred
Jesse Kiger hey I feel offended by that
+Vadium Black (Hatred) I think the point of the game is to not allow for actual speaking. I think it is to get any kind of truth out of him. If you just sat down and spoke to him, you'd never really know if he was lying or not.
+Hayato Hoshigaki I think if you asked him why he did things, he wouldn't lie. Bad people ALWAYS believe they're right, even though what they did would or may, MAY of been wrong. It all depends, as bad as the devil is, he was once an angel, who thought he was right, when he was wrong.
Why is it this hard to talk with the devil? Is it too hard for him to get email
the devil game part two, devil gets yahoo
RANDOM IDIOT well if you think about it if that was it he wouldn't make a 30 minute video
Devil Game Part 2:Devil uses 「The Internet」
The devil as you call him (his name is Lucifer even I being a Christian respect that that is his name) is not a friend to you, he wants something for something, he puts you through a test to see how willing you are to get whatever it is you want.
He never responds, I've tried multiple times :/
“If those goth-y black-cross earrings are right-side up, he's unlikely to appear."
I mean he probably won't appear for an upside down cross either, I don't think Lucifer is a huge fan of St. Peter
Peter doesn’t have the authority Jesus does. Sorry to get religious if you’re just joking around lol.
Can someone explain to any dumb people in the comments section who saint peter is and why his cross is important? Asking for a friend
@@NoNo-hk5np St. Peter was one of the two guys Jesus was crucified with. He chose to be crucified upside down, as he felt he wasnt like. Important enough, or holy enough, to be crucified in the same way as Jesus. so the upside down cross is actually St. Peter's cross, or was, before it got highjacked by pop culture
@@kintarooe8688 No but the upside down cross is St. Peter's cross. if you're religious you should know that story..
"Unless you're a fiddler named Johnny"
I wonder how many people understand that joke
3:50
Probably more than understood the next bit about Daniel Webster
Devil Went Down to Georgia
literally everyone has heard that song homie
Michael Goldmane we all had to read that story freshman year
@@michaelgoldmane2010 right whats thats part about
Does the devil recognize Daylight Savings Time?
Clorox Bleach i feel like i saw one of your commrnts once
We don't do that in Arizona
goddamn youre everywhere on youtube XD
pyroblade452 lol
Get in my bloodstream.
Instruction unclear, had a good evening with the devil and he gave me twenty bucks.
awww he gave me a lifetime supply of fire and torture :(
Gave me the middle finger and fucked off... and that was before i summoned him
Satan brought took me out on the town with Anton LeVey and we went to Dave and Buster's, and pissed on some westburough-ers
lol
he only gave me ten
This, I think, is one of the most well written creepypastas I've ever heard.
Good job to the author!
Just so well written and an entirely unique plot twist!
I would agree one of the best ones I think I'll ever hear. Creepy and some how eerily plausible if you beleive in the other world enough.
Gotta agree with you man, even all these years later :)
*Il bring Overwatch with me*
enough salt to fit the atlantic ocean
"Dont give him your full name"
Wtf is this DeathNote?
No but when dealing with supernatural entities names have power,lost of it.Think voodoo without the dummy
ArcticTaco If I do this, I'm giving him my worst enemy name!!!!!
Death note is a journal and if u write someone name they die
ArcticTaco No he already knows everyone name. But giving him your name is giving him your soul.
alwayslovehere fool he already knows
You know, I could try this. Not to gain any knowledge (I know enough, thank you), but when else am I going to get a chance to piss off Satan himself? I mean, there's just no sport in pissing off random people in chatrooms online, but Satan? What an opportunity.
You´d be a fool to try to piss of Satan
Troll v.s Satan.
The world is not ready.
TragedyStrikes I don't give a fuck if the world is ready I'm going in dry fuckers.
piss off satan. THATS GOIN IN THE BOOKS
Kelli McDonald-Wallace Good. The Book of Quadroblitz.
This should be called "how to skype the devil"
X'D yes best comment on here
xD
xD
Kat KaleChips p
Kat KaleChips how to rape the devil
"Satan can you run with me in PUBG? I'm sick of these scrubs"
hey devil, I challenge you to a Pokemon battle. (turns hat around)
Let's go, bro!
Oh snap
That'd be funny
Genius
Pika Pika
I died at the end after I realized the narrator is the
" devil " haha
Same
+whiteshadow brewer same
Haha i just noticed
Wait what?
+Melissa Rojas At the end he said "What? Already? You've got one hell of an imagination on you." Meaning that someone did the ritual but went over the time limit. Hence, satan possessed the person and typed the how to.
That last quip at the end had me rolling in tears, mainly how you delivered that "Must be one hell of an imagination you got on you!" I lost my shit. 12/10 would be friends with the devil
When should we hang out?
Every time he repeats 66 minutes I kept thinking that the video was a trick into performing said ritual. Like the video was a part of the ritual itself, I checked the time
Your comment reminds me of the soul game, but you're probably talking about something else.
I know he said himself it was about intent and not the actual acts themselves but again St. Peter's Cross being used as a satanic thing is always hilarious
This is probably one of the most well written "ritual" creepypastas ive ever heard! great job!
I did this and asked how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop...the devil rage quit...
John Locke I did it with micheal he died and dropped his sword..........iam probably going to hell for killing a arch angel but I got his sword so I like to see death try to take me
I asked him if he knew why kids love cinnamon tost crunch so much. Now i know who did 9/11.
+UnScr3WGaming it's not just kids that like cinnamon toast crunch!
"One. .two-who . . three (crunch) . . three"
Jordan Teller. you fucking made my day
"You will not be permitted to bring any *goes on for a few seconds about electronics*"
That isn't necessary, the Devil tells me this every year, I've done state tests in school before.
Edit: Crap, he made the test joke
Will the devil teach me how to dougie?
Yes
Lmao
Callum Purvis 💀💀💀💀😭
No he’s not from Kentucky
He'll most likely play along with you and trick you along the way and take your soul
still to this day one of my favorite pastas.
Angel Flores my favorite pasta is with sauce :þ
I love fettuccini yas
Angel Flores not one of, it’s my favorite
"Fiddler named Johnnie" sounds like someone has listened to The Devil Went Down to Georgia a few too many times. xD
Shit maybe that was me xD
+Fuznuts 25 It's a good song though xD
I LOVE YOU
Does it count if it's the version from Guitar Hero 3?
Primus buddy
It's honestly so crazy going back and seeing this. I used to listen to these stories in high school, and it feels like ot was just yesterday that I saw this video being released.
1 problem... He's Satan. He isn't obligated to do anything. And there is no punishment if he doesn't keep his promises.
In all research about the devil all myths folklore and such always says the devil loves games and will never back down from a challenge
+Roman Garcia the devil's like a dragon in that respect.
+Who Knows? (MysticalPug) Well, that may be, Roman Garcia, but this is a set of instructions (aparently) set by himself. For me the most intriguing part is that no one has played this game whith him to ask if it is true that he has to follow the rules. Since he just gave us the information, could just as well be a trap. You could show up to say "Ha! You have toplay the game with me" to wich he would answer "fooled you".
Is it just me that would feel the urge to summon him and as soon as he appears, end the game, just for fun?
James Kennedy that idea had crossed me mind
so the twist is the devil itself wrote this creepypasta...
Yeah but he discorages people to do it, if he knows human physiology like the back of his hand then you get my drill.
devil: Why have you summoned me mortal?
me: ok now I just really need to know... do gays really go to hell?? cause I just need to know if I should pack or not??
They...not really.
When he answers the question, tell me. I might have some packing to do, myself.
Depends on religion 😂 satanists are allowed to be gay so ayy no packing for us 🤙🏻
Satanism is a cult, a really dumb one
Not as dumb as Scientology
Jaggid all religions are cults
Jonny walks in
Satan: *Flashbacks to vietnam intensify*
Daniel Webster is facing him
Satan: Confused Screams
Lol it's funny because Johnny beat him twice devil came back for a rematch when Johnny got old.
One of the best pastas i've read. 10/10
Go read the bad man
i sure will. thanks.
+Graham Scoots (GangsterGamer) can you suggest a list of good ones?
It just hit me that the music is a piano rendition of Mutter by Rammstein.
Also, that's Baphomet, not Satan
Brainhorn
Satan can appear to be whoever he wants you to see. lol
There's also Not Tomorrow on piano from Silent Hill going on in here.
I go by many names
@@HZTenh17g baphomet is his own entity separate from father satan
@Panzer VII Löwe Oh no- 💀
I wouldn't want the devil checking up my browser history. Imagine the devil finding out about all of the extreme bondage porn you've been watching..
Yeah, but the devil in this creepypasta is really based of the christian perspective of the devil. In the islam, the shaytan can only whisper to you, to make you sin. And in our religion he isn't afallen angel like lucifer, we call him a jinn. His name isn't lucifer but ibliss
Ismaïl Yahyaoui Idrissi Dude I'm a theologist you don't have to educate me about religion :)
Ismaïl Yahyaoui Idrissi"the shaytan can only whisper to you, to make you sin" - brother this is slightly incorrect. The shaytan whispers to ENCOURAGE us to sin, he cannot make us.
Asim Ghaffar yes, thank you brother, may allah bless you
Asim Ghaffar Actually he can make us sin, Satan is responsible for sin.
Literally my favorite creepy pasta! It’s so well narrated. I love his voice so much.
I used Cheetos dust instead of salt and Donald Trump appeared and yelled at me for using his spray tan lotion
ben. K
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 best reply ever!
Lmao
That's real nice.
ben I died hahahahaha
Tip: use the lit candles to measure time (or at least have an idea how much has passed)
Wouldn't that require looking away from him to look at the candle?
Maybe just glimpse... But wait, does what mean you can't even blink?
+Monika Vedrickaite Maybe you can close one eye at a time lol
Call Tenacious D if it gets ugly. Also this is better than watching horror movies nowadays
“African or European swallow” great monty python reference
I suspect that his sense of humour is very British
If satan asked that question to me I would say that.
i understood that reference
Doing my make-up while listening to this was an experience
“Don’t lose complete sight of the devil for a moment”
What happens if u blink?
blink one eye at a time
don't turn your back don't look away and don't blink
good luck
@@lukewillis6056 SCP-666
Same
Wait...are we supposed to do the whole game without blinking?
blink one eye at a time maybe? wink at satan?
Why did I suddenly become very interested when he said “talented help is always appreciated”?
“satan will look attractive.” you mean he's Sebastian Stan?
No. He's Sebastian Satan.
No tom Ellis
Sebastian Stan is literally the hottest person on this earth. I just noticed this was written 3 years ago 🧚🏻🧚🏻
@@clairewelk7870 no its sebastian micheals (sorry if i spelled his last name wrong)
@@rio03100: that’s amazing lol
"And you're ALL STU- A very smart bunch." Lol I died laughing
Yup, at first I though he messed up because I was doing homework while listening, but then I realized it was intentional.
35:29
i did this, and Dick Cheney appeared
+Victor Monroy Dammit, you made me choke on my popcorn. XD
+Victor Monroy Best comment of the day XD
loolo
I did this and Donald Trump appeared.
I got Gabe Newell
Its impossie to win this game.
Coz if you take the dare. You lose.
If you decline it. You lose aswell.
A sneaky trick of him.
"whats your full name?" me "Ivonna...Ivonna Humpalot"
I tried this and asked the devil "Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?" There was no answer.
WhiteBoiNiggaz He was probably sitting there in the darkness thinking "....I can understand why god drowned so many of you people".
WhiteBoiNiggaz I summoned micheal and asked how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toots pop *his head exsploded and he droped his sword* iam probably going to hell for mind fucking a arch angel but I got his sword
Vadium Black You got the michael sword? Ill trade you (checks pockets) $1.47, a pink starburst, a gum wrapper and some pocket lint for it.
Because of the visible cinnamon swirls over every bite.
DespairGaming hey man it's me, The Devil, I would like to trade with you for a few hundred human souls
"if you loose sight of him even for a second..." how are you supposed to blink?
NightKin777 you blink one eye at a time
touche i didnt think of that. good call
NightKin777 a second has 1000 milliseconds and the average time for a blink is 300 milliseconds
+NightKin777 doesn't take a full second to blink slenderman
"a second" is a common term for any amount of time. thats what i presume it means. though without a face i have a hard time keeping him in my sight at all ;)
Always good to come back to the classics, these stories have accompanied so many moments in my life its almost like accessing the memories in this weird way. Thank you for all the work you've done for all these years.
who the hell let satan on the Internet
uh oh spaghettio Greedy people who want to make money off the internet and are willing to accept money from anyone.
Hey!
no 1 he let him self in
@@exhastedfuture2667 yeah XD
Satan don't play games. Except riddles. He's good at riddles apparently.
He may not be the creator of these stories, but Mr. CreepyPasta knows how to tell em.
how to win:
gut feelings.
he makes you uncomfurtable? lie.
he asks you a question you don't know much about? choose your first choice.
he asks you something you lie to yourseof about? or an extreemly persanal question? then just allways expect the next answer he gives you is false.
dares you to do something you can't do? end the convorsation.
suddenly end up in a mirror? scream. just that, no feelings. it helps a lot. next, just deep breathing. anger will fuck with you, yes, but its better to just sing whatever song is in your head.
~person who gets shit done.
Bailey Gibson that's great
+Bailey Gibson then satan will be so frustrated he will let you take his place!
somethingninga I like your answer
somethingninga uncomfurtable? 🤔
ik be mute what is he gonna do then eh
its funny cos about the “devils” appearance. He is actually described as drop dead gorgeous, with lingering eyes or green. The face you always wanted to graze and touch and even kiss. It’s wow
Described by who?
That one show i bet lol
@skoomabuffer5665 Paradise Lost
To answer the questions of everything asking about the “choice words “ to the redhead awaiting her train
“You should jump in front of it.”
I see you. Finally.
This is the BEST CreepyPasta about summoning the Prince of Darkness himself! Creepy details! Yet it leaves so much openness for us "imaginative horror fans," to "fill in the blanks." And boy did I fill them in!!...yeah I'm not gonna sleep neither...0_0
Me(an atheist): Ha! I this is all fake!
Friend: then do it.
Me: HELLL NAH! I AINT TALKING TO NO DEVIL!!!!! I WANNA LIVE!!!!!
@@tyler9381 so annoying. I hate them
@@tyler9381 god I know, they're so annoying. I mean it's just like, stop thinking for yourselves you stupid atheists!
Cluckles Vegans and atheists should not be compared lol plus I know it ain’t as bad as Vegans Can be unless they are young and edgy
@@tyler9381 Damn, I only mentioned that for the joke......
@@impartialthrone2097 fuck you too then
The devil is narrating this. Meaning that when he says you’re not allowed to bring electronics he’s saying that because he wants you to come in not knowing how much time has passed. Meaning it will be much easier for you to take too much time and he has a higher chance of getting the last laugh.
Yeah electronics probably don't mess up the ritual, it's just entirely up to the Devil to show up or not, and chooses not to show up for people he can't fuck over easily.
I love this ending! It all clicks at the end that "Oh my gosh, Satan stole the narrators body and is telling us this to get us to play the game!" Its just a brilliant way to end story such as this.
If I got an answer wrong, I could ask him a yes or no question and when he lies I'll just know it's the other answer.
yeah. the only surefire way to know it's true is by answering correctly
Yet at sometimes you won't know if you got it right or not
Panda Quinn you just broke the fourth wall and you are awesome to think this
hey here's something what would happen if I turned a Cross upsidedown and if he gets out I will flip it back over to attempt to get rid of him
love your comment
hey here's something else can I have some one to stand outside to tell me what time it is and so you won't get trapped in the mirror
The scariest thing about this is him looking through my browser history
Shrek Ogre why do you have illegal porn on it 😂
Umm wanna know something more scary?
He already knows it.
devil: " what do you desire"
me: "your friendship" starry eyed blinks
Possibly the greatest creepy pasta of all time. Not the scariest or gut-retching or anything of the sort, its great in all aspects. Especially when its narrated by the arguably best RUclips creepy pasta narrator.
The number of the beast is 616. It was changed to 666 in later installments of the bible.
Love how people keep believing in the bible considering how often the Vatican changes everything in it 😂😂😂
www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/g200711/trust-the-bible/
The Roman Catholics shouldn't be looked at as the true followers of god (Jehovah).
666 is the Devil's number... 616 is his mobile
Rev 13:18
This is where it calls for wisdom: Let the one who has insight calculate the number of the wild beast, for it is a MAN'S number, and its number is 666. -NWT
Rev 13:18
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a MAN; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six -NKJ
+Toxic Melon u did not just do that
Someone should make a horror game based on this.
Me: I challenge you to a game
Devil: Bring it- I am most wise
Me: y aRe U gAe?
Devil: . . .
Me: checkmate!
Also for the time-keeping; what about an hourglass? ⏳
Is that fine
It specifically says no time keeping devices, including hourglasses.
supernatural fandom: "been there. done that. "
Lolloloollo😎😎😎😎😎🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓👻👽👻👽👻😈👿😈👹👺💀
To true to true
HELL YES!!!!!
Catherine ya. It's true.
Ha omg so true
If it's true that you are trapped in that room, creating your own universe around you, then that could also be the most powerful weapon in the universe. Just how you are mentally determined and willed.
How exactly is it a weapon? I get how you could, theoretically, make it a pleasant experience... But how would you use it to do anyone but you or what your mind conjures up any kind of harm?
If it is a universe that you can control every aspect of, then you could become anything you could visualized, as long as you believe in your own strength. It's more of an abstract concept.
Yeah, but you're still trapped in a mirror, and you can't affect anything outside of that mirror.
Unless you can change the physical nature of the mirror with the effects of the mirror itself.
My favourite creepy pasta ever
I talk to the devil everyday at my job
And what is it you do for a job ? Sales ,?
Karen?
Blue eyed or Snow White
I see, you work at a McDonald's as well.
Retail?
Not today satan, not today
Ok, then how about tomorrow?
Creepy Noodle you’ve been canceling our plans for 2 years now, what have I done wrong?
"Unless you happened to be a fiddler named Johnny"
Fuckin' died.
1. Answer every question incorrectly on purpose
2. Ask only yes or no questions
3. The truth is the opposite answer of what he said
This won't work with every question you ask him
to this day I fw ppl and tell them this is a real ritual lmao so memorable and sick
one of my all time favs
you narrated to the gods
Heh... you have a time keeping device the entire time... the candles! if you know how fast they melt, you will know how much time you have...
Unless the presence of the demonic increases or decreases the heat of the flames altering melting speeds to mess with your head.
ProjectEchoshadow
regardless, the candle still requires energy to burn, that energy comes from the tallow in the candle. the candle cannot burn without melting the tallow...
A hotter flame burns things faster, fact.
ProjectEchoshadow
and where does the candle get
the energy to burn hotter if not from the tallow?
satanic influences, because that's kind of the point.
is there a god version of this shit
Satan is GOD! dun Dun DUN!
If there's a God or Jesus version I will be down in a heartbeat
+Buruken Boudreaux Hah..hahaha....ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha...funny.
You know what's even more hilarious?? I literally laughed the way that I typed it. It start as a subtle giggle, then got louder and louder and I even said "funny" at the end.
How to talk to God:
1. Do the formula
2. Talk to him
3. He'll talk to you silently in your dreams or anytime
4. He'll even grant you a gift which nobody can give
5. He loves you more than you know
Oh devil, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Dude I miss these days of MCP, the channel is still uploading excellent content but the reach back then was totally different. It sure was a vibe back then and I am hoping it has a resurgence one day because this channel deserves more attention
well, i guess im never meeting the devil. my mind is so imaginative, i have created multiple dimensions in my head that i visit regularly for hours and hours. plus; im very jumpy and i look around a lot
uhhh don't think I'm weird but I also do that am I weird.
being weird is awesome, so yes
Being weird is great, makes you the one buffalo thats not getting run of the cliff with the rest of them
Sounds like adhd
you're very close, casey. i just have ADD, not ADHD
I dare say that a lot of curious people will try this out to see if it works and get more than what they bargained for. this is not some joke aimed at frightening people. It is a black magic ritual. Yes our ancestors ate from the tree of knowledge but we have to be careful who we get our knowledge from and how we get it. If you want something or need to know anything you are better off doing some the rituals I learned from some of the ancient tomes of magic in my prayer room. Such as the Abramelin and the greater key of Solomon. At least you will be much safer. The description of the devil or should I say Lucifer is dead accurate. How he might appear, how he works through people, what makes him tick, how he operates etc. He is the worst spirit you can invoke, you are better off summoning angels. There is no way on earth that anyone can do this ritual and get away scott free because you will be tainted. The devil will have the upper hand and I don't think you will get very far without doing his bidding which might involve ruining other peoples lives and at the worst he is more than capable of killing you on the spot.
I was thinking about trying this until I found your comment.
I can think of a way to do this without dying with one not being able to look awey.
the ritual is a trap but having said that demons are volatile beings, they don't always show themselves when called. As soon as the devil shows up you are in great danger. Don't do any occult ritual out of curiosity. Curiosity and magic is a dangerous mix. One of the worst things you can bring to a ritual is a mirror. This is why I like to abstain from mirrors when doing any kind of occult ritual.
How do you learn all this? I love learning about rituals and magic and the dangers , recommend any books/documentaries?
I have been practicing kabbalistic magic for several years. I also have a lot of knowledge on angels and the demonic hierarchy. Here are some books I recommend. The book of Abramelin, The greater key of Solomon, the 6th and 7th book of Moses, the book of Raziel.
I think this is my favourite creepypasta solely because of the way you read it. Amazing job.
What if you have a very diverse imagination but its something else than just horror?
Like a magical adventure kind of imagination? Can you be Sailor Moon?
10:04 Love Silent Hill music. This one in particularis my favorite and it goes perfectly with the mood and tone of the creepypasta itself.
Whats the name of the song
Not Tomorrow
Devil; "Alright, it's your turn to ask me a question."
Me; "What's 9+10?"
+MARIO_ MAYHEM1 "Would you help me with me homework?
My question: WHAT ARE THOSE?!!!
***** The irony of that exact question being right above your username is too much. LOL.
What's 2 + 2?? FISH
Devil: GOD DAMMIT!!!
Id love to see a question game between light and the devil(light being from death note)
Yes.
Got damn
KJ Von agreed
KJ Von 👍👍👍
KJ Von yah
This voice id my favorite through out all the videos, its the way when the mood intensifys and his voice gets louder and speeds up i guess idk