Things Black People Say At Wedding Receptions

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  • @SJH301983
    @SJH301983 3 года назад +217

    There's nothing offensive about this video!!! I think its hilarious!!!!!!

    • @troyabrams8539
      @troyabrams8539 2 года назад +4

      FACTS☺️😜😜😜😜

    • @shakeitup4513
      @shakeitup4513 2 года назад +4

      That's what I said!

    • @DemureDarlings
      @DemureDarlings 2 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @forever.meimei
      @forever.meimei Год назад +2

      Think it’s because she be using the n-word … ? Can’t think of anyone thinking any of this is offensive, she’s hilarious 🤣

    • @coin2039
      @coin2039 Год назад +1

      Hmmm... It's offensive to some but it's still funny. You can enjoy something offensive it's okay.

  • @CaribbeanAtheist1978
    @CaribbeanAtheist1978 8 лет назад +813

    Lmao at her hitting on that woman's husband, then turn around and say to the woman *"it's a compliment to you when I say that to him"*. Lmao! I'm so done!

  • @a.fleming
    @a.fleming 7 лет назад +302

    "I ain't no homewrecker or nothing but he fine... you did good!" I can't!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @PinkGlamazon6ft
    @PinkGlamazon6ft 8 лет назад +508

    Why she shout out, " turn down for what" like she has Turret's! I'm so dead! 😂😂😂

  • @nyawanfuselier2991
    @nyawanfuselier2991 8 лет назад +1581

    I got 2 words for this video fun-ny
    I got 2 words for this video subs-cribed
    I got 2 words for thind video rep-lay
    I'm done I'm not go talk about it no more

  • @Chocolatetv2011
    @Chocolatetv2011 8 лет назад +572

    I died when she said I.like u but u need to blend more lol weaaak

    • @Quietonset
      @Quietonset 5 лет назад +1

      Foreign MilkyWay I still laugh off of that part!!!!!!!!

  • @faithyayi
    @faithyayi 8 лет назад +903

    it's all about BLENDING

  • @70malcolm
    @70malcolm 8 лет назад +131

    She said I got two words for you " Friend Request"!! I'm done!!😅😅

  • @kaydenpat
    @kaydenpat 8 лет назад +808

    Two words for that cake: corn bread. LOL.

  • @branj18
    @branj18 9 лет назад +359

    i got two words for that cake: jiffy. mix. i'm done. LMFAAOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • @cat101moseley4
    @cat101moseley4 8 лет назад +294

    u should do a what black ppl say at the movie theater

  • @kris6833
    @kris6833 9 лет назад +257

    "I'm so hungry, i aint ate all day" lmaoo but catch her grubbing during the wedding in the last video 😂 she too funny 😂, keep it up girl you've got a real talent 😘

    • @lexitelevision
      @lexitelevision  9 лет назад +33

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  • @MissBartira
    @MissBartira 8 лет назад +160

    Lol "One of them might be yours sir"

  • @pia8088
    @pia8088 8 лет назад +73

    "Why do we have to be penalized...?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @coin2039
      @coin2039 7 лет назад +11

      AskMsLee just serve the food, just serve the food, just serve the food lol

  • @Stmpnqueen
    @Stmpnqueen 9 лет назад +194

    I got two words for that cake CORN BREAD I got two words for that cake JIFFY MIX 👏🏾😂

  • @Brownboy-vq9nx
    @Brownboy-vq9nx 8 лет назад +130

    LOL,!!!. at 1:42 The guy was about to drink out the glass she sipped from, his girl gave that "Try it" look

    • @kennethbrownjr.3641
      @kennethbrownjr.3641 5 лет назад +8

      A woman fixed me a plate at a function. My woman did the same thing. Gave me the dead eye I wish you would take that plate. LMBO.

    • @troyabrams8539
      @troyabrams8539 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @candycane121790
    @candycane121790 8 лет назад +128

    "and quiet as it kept, one of my kids might be his kids." That was just too damn funny. I nearly choked on my lunch laughing at that

  • @PallidTrash
    @PallidTrash 8 лет назад +122

    Everytime she screams "turn down for what" I laugh so hard I pee a little.

  • @MrsYates-px8oj
    @MrsYates-px8oj 5 лет назад +15

    "I knew you would come around, you didn't like me at first" 😂😂😂

  • @aaronhyman2318
    @aaronhyman2318 8 лет назад +553

    I'm mad she always got 2 words and she done but never be done lmao!!! this lady needs to be on foreal TV man.

  • @startingoverat43withnikkib58
    @startingoverat43withnikkib58 8 лет назад +82

    I got 2 words for that cake, corn-bread....I'm crying.

  • @ThE4EvRPs3GaMeR
    @ThE4EvRPs3GaMeR 8 лет назад +74

    The girl on the far left was holding in her laugh for dear life. xD I love it.

  • @ejscott9752
    @ejscott9752 8 лет назад +81

    "Jiffy Mix" OH MY GOD I NEED TO SHOW THIS TO MY MOM

  • @atwdrivenman
    @atwdrivenman 9 лет назад +119

    2 words for you "friend request"

  • @Bubbl3sCupcake
    @Bubbl3sCupcake 9 лет назад +253

    It's a compliment to you
    It's a whole meaning to drunk in love
    SERF BOARD !!!!! XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @FlabbyDouglas
    @FlabbyDouglas 8 лет назад +39

    Quiet as it's kept, one of my kids might be his kid! Dyyyyiinnnng!!!😂😂😂😂💀

  • @dmvrebuild
    @dmvrebuild 9 лет назад +96

    I got two words for this video. Make more! Im done. I dont wanna talk about it. lolol U are hilarious maam!

  • @conceited1380
    @conceited1380 8 лет назад +136

    "2 words for your make up...mary-kay." im done!

  • @ThePharaohJ
    @ThePharaohJ 9 лет назад +30

    I lost it when you came out with the pizza! I can always count on Lexi for a gut busting laugh!!!

  • @_KeepTheFaithh
    @_KeepTheFaithh 9 лет назад +51

    I got 2 words for that cake " sand paper " 😂😂

  • @venolapearce7202
    @venolapearce7202 8 лет назад +5

    every time she shouts "turn down for what" I jump, everything she says got me rolling on the floor.

  • @noeldunn903
    @noeldunn903 7 лет назад +27

    It was funny when she said TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brainsandbeautyra
    @brainsandbeautyra 9 лет назад +47

    Loved it. Who ever made the corn bread cake for this wedding, was the same person that made the cake at my cousin's wedding.

  • @xoJaee
    @xoJaee 8 лет назад +53

    why they act like they didn't want that pizza?! Couldn't be me I'd dig in like it's the last supper 😂😂😂 Nahh but I'd eat at least one

    • @cenafayeartstyl2284
      @cenafayeartstyl2284 7 лет назад +12

      Jh'ane Jones I know right. At least she was sharing. Remember her blood sugar was low she could've eaten the whole pizza lol.

  • @snookadook1
    @snookadook1 9 лет назад +71

    The Boone's farm did it for me, haven't seen that in years lol. My husband burst into laughter at the jiffy mix remark. You are a hit with many of the youth I know that are in the church here in Cleveland especially withthe Holy Ghost Enforcers.

    • @lexitelevision
      @lexitelevision  9 лет назад +6

      Tell them i said hello at your church!! please consider supporting the Lexitelevision channel with $1. We want to make a movie! go to the homepage by clicking Lexitelevision and to the right you'll see where it says, "Support this channel"

    • @snookadook1
      @snookadook1 9 лет назад

      Cool!

    • @Gr8LilLady
      @Gr8LilLady 8 лет назад

      +lexitelevision I ♡ it! I am in Philly the Hometown of Boyz to men! :-) You are hilarious! Thanks!

    • @Gr8LilLady
      @Gr8LilLady 8 лет назад

      +lexitelevision I ♡ it! I am in Philly the Hometown of Boyz to men! :-) You are hilarious! Thanks!

    • @Gr8LilLady
      @Gr8LilLady 8 лет назад

      +lexitelevision I ♡ it! I am in Philly the Hometown of Boyz to men! :-) You are hilarious! Thanks!

  • @StylesByB
    @StylesByB 8 лет назад +118

    look at mine, look at yours... BLEND! lol

    • @tamikamayes8071
      @tamikamayes8071 6 лет назад +5

      She always talm bout somebody else makeup but hers always looking a mess LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Shay-oi5un
    @Shay-oi5un 6 лет назад +6

    She said, It's a compliment to you when I look at him...😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!

  • @algonquin91
    @algonquin91 3 года назад +9

    They can at least start serving the food first!
    Just serve the food!
    Just serve the food!
    *Just serve the food!*
    😂😂😂😂

  • @lysas1225
    @lysas1225 8 лет назад +13

    "There's a whole new meaning to drunk in love" 😂😂😂😂

  • @danielcaceres4821
    @danielcaceres4821 7 лет назад +22

    "There's a whole new meaning to Drunk in Love" LMAO!

  • @Arielsaysnow
    @Arielsaysnow 9 лет назад +9

    LEXI! The "two words" gets funnier every time! You are hilarious.

  • @jadahampton8049
    @jadahampton8049 6 лет назад +7

    She talkin about “I ain’t ate all day” ahhahahhaha girl you had a whole White Castle meal with some chips and everything girl I love your work.

  • @princesschavula2052
    @princesschavula2052 6 лет назад +8

    " look at mine look at yours blend !" I can't, this woman needs a comedy tv show I am literally dying 😆 xx

  • @bwelchhill
    @bwelchhill 8 лет назад +16

    "As quiet as its kept" is Black people favorite phrase! lol!!!

  • @757drelc
    @757drelc Год назад +6

    Years later I am still laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @verneisha2003
    @verneisha2003 9 лет назад +20

    Love you as a singer and comedienne. I got two words for you....too hilarious

  • @teara5741
    @teara5741 8 лет назад +27

    I Got Two Words For Your Makeup "Mary Kay" I'm Crying😂😂😂😂😂

  • @themilton5
    @themilton5 9 лет назад +81

    Lexi I sure thank you for this laugh rofl. I remember that song Motown Philly or something from back in the day lol. I forgot all about that song!!

  • @1301595
    @1301595 8 лет назад +21

    @ 5:11 breaking out the Sheryl Crow like it's no body's business! XD you're too funny Lexi! keep going at it!

  • @bowiehs
    @bowiehs 9 лет назад +15

    " I got two words for your face Mary Kay" LMBOOOO!

  • @sheliajones7803
    @sheliajones7803 8 лет назад +15

    It's a compliment to you. LOL I'm using that line

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird 8 лет назад +15

    "I was driving slow cuz I'm a little impaired"
    Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AsifKhan-ju4ld
    @AsifKhan-ju4ld 8 лет назад +77

    "I was driving slow cos I'm a little impaired" HaHa!!

  • @amalia7513
    @amalia7513 8 лет назад +35

    I can't believe I hadn't found this channel sooner!

    • @Takyla314
      @Takyla314 8 лет назад +1

      Amalia CAHE I said the same thing. She is funny.

    • @diamondsparkle9967
      @diamondsparkle9967 5 лет назад

      Me too..she's hilarious...just found it this morning😄😄

  • @rikiforever420
    @rikiforever420 5 лет назад +3

    She is killing me with the "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!"

  • @tracyle2389
    @tracyle2389 8 лет назад +21

    The facial expressions on the girl in white outfit give me LIFEEEEEEE lol girl you need yo own channel!

  • @antoniobeardall6520
    @antoniobeardall6520 5 лет назад +19

    "The following content has been identified by the RUclips community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences." Really RUclips? Are people THAT sensitive? It's parody! It's funny! Geez!

  • @Godly-Brat
    @Godly-Brat 8 лет назад +60

    lawdd that makeup😂😭

  • @tinamckenna7514
    @tinamckenna7514 6 лет назад +3

    "One of my kids might be HIS kids." 😂😂😂

  • @1sava
    @1sava 9 лет назад +4

    I just can't with the "I got two words for that cake: jiffy mix"!!

  • @cherylmorgan979
    @cherylmorgan979 Год назад +2

    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?! Still hilarious eight years later.

  • @thejusticemike
    @thejusticemike 8 лет назад +4

    "Until the sun comes up on harmonica blvd. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!"

  • @DaphneHarridge
    @DaphneHarridge 9 месяцев назад +1

    Saying she didn’t eat all day after she ate candy, chips, burgers and all during the wedding! 😂😂😂 I love this lady! Blending, blending, lol!
    It ain’t a party til the drinks get thrown! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @realworldstar
    @realworldstar 9 лет назад +16

    I was thinking Lexi of some other ideas you can do if you havent already done
    Things black people say at
    1.The Doctors Office
    2. A Fancy Resturant/New Food Place aka Sushi etc
    3. On The News being interviewed
    4.Ordering fast food
    5. During Testimony Service
    6. At the Movies/Horror Movies

  • @denisegray5722
    @denisegray5722 9 лет назад +32

    Love, laughed, hollered, rolled

  • @MaxianeXianaPetitPapa
    @MaxianeXianaPetitPapa 9 лет назад +6

    "Now, listen, at this table, there can't be no duds. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!"

  • @TimothyRichard12345
    @TimothyRichard12345 6 лет назад +5

    The darkskinned girl next to her was so annoyed the whole time 😂

  • @israelbattle5997
    @israelbattle5997 6 лет назад +6

    Theres no way I could play in one of her skits without laughing, giggling, or messing up my lines

  • @sihmonahblyf4733
    @sihmonahblyf4733 5 лет назад +2

    SUUURRFF BOARD!! and she steady wiping and he didnt even stand back! 2 Words I'M DEAD!🤣🤣

  • @ukhtiii
    @ukhtiii 7 лет назад +11

    While everyone has glasses she has the whole damn bottle 😂😂💀 so me

  • @boujiebarbie3198
    @boujiebarbie3198 3 года назад +8

    Lexi is hilarious!! Too funny!! I need more of these!!😭😭😭

  • @jewelonly1046
    @jewelonly1046 8 лет назад +8

    "I'm not going to talk about no more!" hahahah

  • @Ooo-ve3vl
    @Ooo-ve3vl 3 года назад +4

    Some of y’all clearly haven’t watched this, BLENDING , y’all still ain’t blending 2021. 🤣🤣

  • @lilgary_
    @lilgary_ 5 лет назад +3

    4:05 She knocked down her plate and her drink. She acting drunker than Lexi

  • @nuelle2361
    @nuelle2361 7 лет назад +22

    You can tell that the drink wasting on him wasn't planned😂

  • @taytay2cute4u13
    @taytay2cute4u13 9 лет назад +4

    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!!🙌 lol my favorite part

  • @MaxianeXianaPetitPapa
    @MaxianeXianaPetitPapa 9 лет назад +9

    "I got 2 words for you: Friend-request. I'm done i ain't gon' talk about it no more"

  • @evaniveillard7981
    @evaniveillard7981 7 лет назад +4

    I love when she says turn down for what and everyone gets scared 😂😂😂😂

  • @JEO301983
    @JEO301983 8 лет назад

    This needs to be on TV!!!!!!! You're Awesome and Spread So much Joy. God bless you

  • @msprettylovepink
    @msprettylovepink 9 лет назад +71

    I just came across your channel and im hooked already lol keep these type of vids up...I got two words for you...sub scribed and im done! lol

  • @RavenAngel59
    @RavenAngel59 2 года назад +1

    "and there's TWO for you 😏" I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mechi20
    @mechi20 8 лет назад +14

    #BLEND #BLENDING HAHAHAHAHHAAAA
    That Blue Hawaian ON POINT! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jazmineleno9413
      @jazmineleno9413 8 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂 I died laughing when she said that

  • @sheilagraham7501
    @sheilagraham7501 5 лет назад +1

    I stumble on this lady looking through my Utube ,and she does need a spot on Saturday night live,just doing these skits! True and Hilarious! I was just at a funeral and their was a lady acting with drama just like her,I thought it was her!! I have two words,done and done,Im out!!😂😂😄

  • @cville093
    @cville093 8 лет назад +21

    I got 2 words for Lexi "Hot Mess" lol I love it... I got 2 words for this video "Thumbs up." I'm done, I promise.

  • @PropheticOverflowMC
    @PropheticOverflowMC 9 лет назад +1

    she sang Motown Philly and I fell out!!!!!!! Lexi!!!! you've done it again!

  • @aclacin1677
    @aclacin1677 4 года назад +3

    I had to press confirm twice for this video and I can't even subscribe while watching this video. However. This is amazing even 5 years later. I can't.

  • @chanellejohnson7145
    @chanellejohnson7145 8 лет назад +2

    Lol so true.This is so hilarious.I yelled out&im trying to be quiet because my hubby is sleep.Lol its hard not to laugh loud ,tfs.When i went to my male cousin wedding last yr ,we were waiting at the reception .My family went out and came back with alcoholic beverages.

  • @jamalcrawford3608
    @jamalcrawford3608 9 лет назад +8

    She said..." Corn bread" 😂😂

  • @krafty0518
    @krafty0518 Год назад +1

    I absolutely LOVE her videos!! I've watched these over and over and they never get old!!!

  • @Zsalaco
    @Zsalaco 9 лет назад +14

    I got 2 words for Lexi..STRAIGHT... CRAZY I'm done .. I'm not gonna talk about it no more !

    • @CharlesNDee
      @CharlesNDee 9 лет назад +6

      I got two words for her Dang Fool. I'm done

  • @jasminemarie8390
    @jasminemarie8390 7 лет назад +2

    "I ain't gon talk about it no mo"😂😭💀

  • @shantewells5217
    @shantewells5217 6 лет назад +7

    Who deemed this video as inappropriate? . . .This is funny!!! I love Lexi!!!!

  • @kaylahoward4671
    @kaylahoward4671 3 года назад +2

    Two words for that cake
    Jiffy mix
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @malikaimushatt4288
    @malikaimushatt4288 8 лет назад +6

    i love how you shouting turn down for what and scaring everybody and u was so drunk

  • @princesschavula2052
    @princesschavula2052 6 лет назад +1

    " call morrie you are the farther " I AM DONE 🙅🏾😆

  • @AlannahVanterpooltwerker
    @AlannahVanterpooltwerker 8 лет назад +19

    I got two words for your makeup- Cir,Cus.
    I got two words for your makeup- Rev,lon
    I'm done I ain't gon talk about no more

  • @gabbywhite3349
    @gabbywhite3349 8 лет назад +1

    'I waiting on that boaz'
    Bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    So true
    Especially dem pastors

  • @Helena241093
    @Helena241093 9 лет назад +5

    I CRIED at the Lil Caesars --- The food was so bad at my cousin's wedding that my brother in law left to go get him some chinese across the street.

  • @idelliceetta4799
    @idelliceetta4799 5 лет назад +2

    I send my gift, and spend time relaxing at home or go to the beach and enjoy the sunset..... I am so tired of drunk people dancing and trying to push me to the front to catch that dog-gone bouquet! 😆😁😁😆😁😆😆😆😁

  • @QuietStorm26
    @QuietStorm26 9 лет назад +31

    i got two word: loved it ...im done. i got two words: great show...im done ...im done. I got two words: need more. IM DONE