Things Black People Say At Wedding Receptions

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  • @SJH301983
    @SJH301983 3 года назад +224

    There's nothing offensive about this video!!! I think its hilarious!!!!!!

    • @troyabrams8539
      @troyabrams8539 2 года назад +4

      FACTS☺️😜😜😜😜

    • @shakeitup4513
      @shakeitup4513 2 года назад +4

      That's what I said!

    • @DemureDarlings
      @DemureDarlings 2 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @forever.meimei
      @forever.meimei Год назад +2

      Think it’s because she be using the n-word … ? Can’t think of anyone thinking any of this is offensive, she’s hilarious 🤣

    • @coin2039
      @coin2039 Год назад +1

      Hmmm... It's offensive to some but it's still funny. You can enjoy something offensive it's okay.

  • @TanyaLakeCaribbeanAtheist
    @TanyaLakeCaribbeanAtheist 8 лет назад +815

    Lmao at her hitting on that woman's husband, then turn around and say to the woman *"it's a compliment to you when I say that to him"*. Lmao! I'm so done!

  • @a.fleming
    @a.fleming 8 лет назад +303

    "I ain't no homewrecker or nothing but he fine... you did good!" I can't!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @branj18
    @branj18 10 лет назад +359

    i got two words for that cake: jiffy. mix. i'm done. LMFAAOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • @PinkGlamazon6ft
    @PinkGlamazon6ft 9 лет назад +508

    Why she shout out, " turn down for what" like she has Turret's! I'm so dead! 😂😂😂

  • @Chocolatetv2011
    @Chocolatetv2011 8 лет назад +572

    I died when she said I.like u but u need to blend more lol weaaak

    • @Quietonset
      @Quietonset 5 лет назад +1

      Foreign MilkyWay I still laugh off of that part!!!!!!!!

  • @kaydenpat
    @kaydenpat 8 лет назад +809

    Two words for that cake: corn bread. LOL.

  • @nyawanfuselier2991
    @nyawanfuselier2991 8 лет назад +1588

    I got 2 words for this video fun-ny
    I got 2 words for this video subs-cribed
    I got 2 words for thind video rep-lay
    I'm done I'm not go talk about it no more

  • @70malcolm
    @70malcolm 9 лет назад +131

    She said I got two words for you " Friend Request"!! I'm done!!😅😅

  • @pia8088
    @pia8088 8 лет назад +73

    "Why do we have to be penalized...?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @coin2039
      @coin2039 8 лет назад +11

      AskMsLee just serve the food, just serve the food, just serve the food lol

  • @faithyayi
    @faithyayi 8 лет назад +904

    it's all about BLENDING

  • @MissBartira
    @MissBartira 8 лет назад +160

    Lol "One of them might be yours sir"

  • @Stmpnqueen
    @Stmpnqueen 9 лет назад +194

    I got two words for that cake CORN BREAD I got two words for that cake JIFFY MIX 👏🏾😂

  • @kris6833
    @kris6833 9 лет назад +257

    "I'm so hungry, i aint ate all day" lmaoo but catch her grubbing during the wedding in the last video 😂 she too funny 😂, keep it up girl you've got a real talent 😘

    • @lexitelevision
      @lexitelevision  9 лет назад +34

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  • @MrsYates-px8oj
    @MrsYates-px8oj 5 лет назад +15

    "I knew you would come around, you didn't like me at first" 😂😂😂

  • @candycane121790
    @candycane121790 8 лет назад +128

    "and quiet as it kept, one of my kids might be his kids." That was just too damn funny. I nearly choked on my lunch laughing at that

  • @PallidTrash
    @PallidTrash 8 лет назад +122

    Everytime she screams "turn down for what" I laugh so hard I pee a little.

  • @Shay-oi5un
    @Shay-oi5un 6 лет назад +6

    She said, It's a compliment to you when I look at him...😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!

  • @ThE4EvRPs3GaMeR
    @ThE4EvRPs3GaMeR 8 лет назад +74

    The girl on the far left was holding in her laugh for dear life. xD I love it.

  • @aaronhyman2318
    @aaronhyman2318 9 лет назад +553

    I'm mad she always got 2 words and she done but never be done lmao!!! this lady needs to be on foreal TV man.

  • @ThePharaohJ
    @ThePharaohJ 10 лет назад +30

    I lost it when you came out with the pizza! I can always count on Lexi for a gut busting laugh!!!

  • @Brownboy-vq9nx
    @Brownboy-vq9nx 8 лет назад +130

    LOL,!!!. at 1:42 The guy was about to drink out the glass she sipped from, his girl gave that "Try it" look

    • @kennethbrownjr.3641
      @kennethbrownjr.3641 5 лет назад +8

      A woman fixed me a plate at a function. My woman did the same thing. Gave me the dead eye I wish you would take that plate. LMBO.

    • @troyabrams8539
      @troyabrams8539 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Arielsaysnow
    @Arielsaysnow 10 лет назад +9

    LEXI! The "two words" gets funnier every time! You are hilarious.

  • @cat101moseley4
    @cat101moseley4 8 лет назад +294

    u should do a what black ppl say at the movie theater

  • @algonquin91
    @algonquin91 3 года назад +9

    They can at least start serving the food first!
    Just serve the food!
    Just serve the food!
    *Just serve the food!*
    😂😂😂😂

  • @FlabbyDouglas
    @FlabbyDouglas 8 лет назад +39

    Quiet as it's kept, one of my kids might be his kid! Dyyyyiinnnng!!!😂😂😂😂💀

  • @Bubbl3sCupcake
    @Bubbl3sCupcake 9 лет назад +253

    It's a compliment to you
    It's a whole meaning to drunk in love
    SERF BOARD !!!!! XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @startingoverat43withnikkib58
    @startingoverat43withnikkib58 8 лет назад +82

    I got 2 words for that cake, corn-bread....I'm crying.

  • @dmvrebuild
    @dmvrebuild 10 лет назад +96

    I got two words for this video. Make more! Im done. I dont wanna talk about it. lolol U are hilarious maam!

  • @jadahampton8049
    @jadahampton8049 6 лет назад +7

    She talkin about “I ain’t ate all day” ahhahahhaha girl you had a whole White Castle meal with some chips and everything girl I love your work.

  • @venolapearce7202
    @venolapearce7202 8 лет назад +5

    every time she shouts "turn down for what" I jump, everything she says got me rolling on the floor.

  • @ejscott9752
    @ejscott9752 8 лет назад +81

    "Jiffy Mix" OH MY GOD I NEED TO SHOW THIS TO MY MOM

  • @lysas1225
    @lysas1225 8 лет назад +13

    "There's a whole new meaning to drunk in love" 😂😂😂😂

  • @_KeepTheFaithh
    @_KeepTheFaithh 9 лет назад +51

    I got 2 words for that cake " sand paper " 😂😂

  • @noeldunn903
    @noeldunn903 8 лет назад +27

    It was funny when she said TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @StylesByB
    @StylesByB 8 лет назад +118

    look at mine, look at yours... BLEND! lol

    • @tamikamayes8071
      @tamikamayes8071 6 лет назад +5

      She always talm bout somebody else makeup but hers always looking a mess LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xoJaee
    @xoJaee 8 лет назад +53

    why they act like they didn't want that pizza?! Couldn't be me I'd dig in like it's the last supper 😂😂😂 Nahh but I'd eat at least one

    • @cenafayeartstyl2284
      @cenafayeartstyl2284 7 лет назад +12

      Jh'ane Jones I know right. At least she was sharing. Remember her blood sugar was low she could've eaten the whole pizza lol.

  • @757drelc
    @757drelc Год назад +6

    Years later I am still laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @snookadook1
    @snookadook1 9 лет назад +71

    The Boone's farm did it for me, haven't seen that in years lol. My husband burst into laughter at the jiffy mix remark. You are a hit with many of the youth I know that are in the church here in Cleveland especially withthe Holy Ghost Enforcers.

    • @lexitelevision
      @lexitelevision  9 лет назад +6

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    • @snookadook1
      @snookadook1 9 лет назад

      Cool!

    • @Gr8LilLady
      @Gr8LilLady 9 лет назад

      +lexitelevision I ♡ it! I am in Philly the Hometown of Boyz to men! :-) You are hilarious! Thanks!

    • @Gr8LilLady
      @Gr8LilLady 9 лет назад

      +lexitelevision I ♡ it! I am in Philly the Hometown of Boyz to men! :-) You are hilarious! Thanks!

    • @Gr8LilLady
      @Gr8LilLady 9 лет назад

      +lexitelevision I ♡ it! I am in Philly the Hometown of Boyz to men! :-) You are hilarious! Thanks!

  • @atwdrivenman
    @atwdrivenman 9 лет назад +119

    2 words for you "friend request"

  • @princesschavula2052
    @princesschavula2052 6 лет назад +8

    " look at mine look at yours blend !" I can't, this woman needs a comedy tv show I am literally dying 😆 xx

  • @conceited1380
    @conceited1380 8 лет назад +136

    "2 words for your make up...mary-kay." im done!

  • @brainsandbeautyra
    @brainsandbeautyra 10 лет назад +47

    Loved it. Who ever made the corn bread cake for this wedding, was the same person that made the cake at my cousin's wedding.

  • @DaphneHarridge
    @DaphneHarridge 10 месяцев назад +1

    Saying she didn’t eat all day after she ate candy, chips, burgers and all during the wedding! 😂😂😂 I love this lady! Blending, blending, lol!
    It ain’t a party til the drinks get thrown! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird 8 лет назад +15

    "I was driving slow cuz I'm a little impaired"
    Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AsifKhan-ju4ld
    @AsifKhan-ju4ld 8 лет назад +77

    "I was driving slow cos I'm a little impaired" HaHa!!

  • @bwelchhill
    @bwelchhill 9 лет назад +16

    "As quiet as its kept" is Black people favorite phrase! lol!!!

  • @1301595
    @1301595 8 лет назад +22

    @ 5:11 breaking out the Sheryl Crow like it's no body's business! XD you're too funny Lexi! keep going at it!

  • @danielcaceres4821
    @danielcaceres4821 8 лет назад +22

    "There's a whole new meaning to Drunk in Love" LMAO!

  • @teara5741
    @teara5741 8 лет назад +27

    I Got Two Words For Your Makeup "Mary Kay" I'm Crying😂😂😂😂😂

  • @verneisha2003
    @verneisha2003 10 лет назад +20

    Love you as a singer and comedienne. I got two words for you....too hilarious

  • @Godly-Brat
    @Godly-Brat 8 лет назад +60

    lawdd that makeup😂😭

  • @realworldstar
    @realworldstar 10 лет назад +16

    I was thinking Lexi of some other ideas you can do if you havent already done
    Things black people say at
    1.The Doctors Office
    2. A Fancy Resturant/New Food Place aka Sushi etc
    3. On The News being interviewed
    4.Ordering fast food
    5. During Testimony Service
    6. At the Movies/Horror Movies

  • @tracyle2389
    @tracyle2389 8 лет назад +21

    The facial expressions on the girl in white outfit give me LIFEEEEEEE lol girl you need yo own channel!

  • @MJSJenkins1991
    @MJSJenkins1991 9 лет назад +15

    " I got two words for your face Mary Kay" LMBOOOO!

  • @sihmonahblyf4733
    @sihmonahblyf4733 5 лет назад +2

    SUUURRFF BOARD!! and she steady wiping and he didnt even stand back! 2 Words I'M DEAD!🤣🤣

  • @denisegray5722
    @denisegray5722 9 лет назад +32

    Love, laughed, hollered, rolled

  • @sheliajones7803
    @sheliajones7803 9 лет назад +15

    It's a compliment to you. LOL I'm using that line

  • @kaylahoward4671
    @kaylahoward4671 3 года назад +2

    Two words for that cake
    Jiffy mix
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @antoniobeardall6520
    @antoniobeardall6520 5 лет назад +19

    "The following content has been identified by the RUclips community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences." Really RUclips? Are people THAT sensitive? It's parody! It's funny! Geez!

  • @boujiebarbie3198
    @boujiebarbie3198 3 года назад +8

    Lexi is hilarious!! Too funny!! I need more of these!!😭😭😭

  • @themilton5
    @themilton5 10 лет назад +81

    Lexi I sure thank you for this laugh rofl. I remember that song Motown Philly or something from back in the day lol. I forgot all about that song!!

  • @Ooo-ve3vl
    @Ooo-ve3vl 3 года назад +4

    Some of y’all clearly haven’t watched this, BLENDING , y’all still ain’t blending 2021. 🤣🤣

  • @1sava
    @1sava 10 лет назад +4

    I just can't with the "I got two words for that cake: jiffy mix"!!

  • @mechi20
    @mechi20 9 лет назад +14

    #BLEND #BLENDING HAHAHAHAHHAAAA
    That Blue Hawaian ON POINT! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jazmineleno9413
      @jazmineleno9413 8 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂 I died laughing when she said that

  • @amalia7513
    @amalia7513 8 лет назад +35

    I can't believe I hadn't found this channel sooner!

    • @Takyla314
      @Takyla314 8 лет назад +1

      Amalia CAHE I said the same thing. She is funny.

    • @diamondsparkle9967
      @diamondsparkle9967 6 лет назад

      Me too..she's hilarious...just found it this morning😄😄

  • @gabbywhite3349
    @gabbywhite3349 8 лет назад +1

    'I waiting on that boaz'
    Bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    So true
    Especially dem pastors

  • @tinamckenna7514
    @tinamckenna7514 6 лет назад +3

    "One of my kids might be HIS kids." 😂😂😂

  • @cville093
    @cville093 8 лет назад +21

    I got 2 words for Lexi "Hot Mess" lol I love it... I got 2 words for this video "Thumbs up." I'm done, I promise.

  • @TimothyRichard12345
    @TimothyRichard12345 6 лет назад +5

    The darkskinned girl next to her was so annoyed the whole time 😂

  • @cherylmorgan979
    @cherylmorgan979 Год назад +2

    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?! Still hilarious eight years later.

  • @lilgary_
    @lilgary_ 6 лет назад +3

    4:05 She knocked down her plate and her drink. She acting drunker than Lexi

  • @PropheticOverflowMC
    @PropheticOverflowMC 9 лет назад +2

    she sang Motown Philly and I fell out!!!!!!! Lexi!!!! you've done it again!

  • @ukhtiii
    @ukhtiii 8 лет назад +11

    While everyone has glasses she has the whole damn bottle 😂😂💀 so me

  • @taytay2cute4u13
    @taytay2cute4u13 9 лет назад +4

    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!!🙌 lol my favorite part

  • @jamalcrawford3608
    @jamalcrawford3608 9 лет назад +8

    She said..." Corn bread" 😂😂

  • @jasminemarie8390
    @jasminemarie8390 8 лет назад +2

    "I ain't gon talk about it no mo"😂😭💀

  • @rikiforever420
    @rikiforever420 5 лет назад +3

    She is killing me with the "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!"

  • @idelliceetta4799
    @idelliceetta4799 5 лет назад +2

    I send my gift, and spend time relaxing at home or go to the beach and enjoy the sunset..... I am so tired of drunk people dancing and trying to push me to the front to catch that dog-gone bouquet! 😆😁😁😆😁😆😆😆😁

  • @beatriceolivier8438
    @beatriceolivier8438 8 лет назад +22

    Mowtownphilly back again dodoododo💀😂

  • @chanellejohnson7145
    @chanellejohnson7145 8 лет назад +2

    Lol so true.This is so hilarious.I yelled out&im trying to be quiet because my hubby is sleep.Lol its hard not to laugh loud ,tfs.When i went to my male cousin wedding last yr ,we were waiting at the reception .My family went out and came back with alcoholic beverages.

  • @MaxianeXianaPetitPapa
    @MaxianeXianaPetitPapa 9 лет назад +9

    "I got 2 words for you: Friend-request. I'm done i ain't gon' talk about it no more"

  • @RavenAngel59
    @RavenAngel59 2 года назад +1

    "and there's TWO for you 😏" I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jewelonly1046
    @jewelonly1046 8 лет назад +8

    "I'm not going to talk about no more!" hahahah

  • @israelbattle5997
    @israelbattle5997 6 лет назад +6

    Theres no way I could play in one of her skits without laughing, giggling, or messing up my lines

  • @MaxianeXianaPetitPapa
    @MaxianeXianaPetitPapa 9 лет назад +6

    "Now, listen, at this table, there can't be no duds. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!"

  • @krafty0518
    @krafty0518 Год назад +1

    I absolutely LOVE her videos!! I've watched these over and over and they never get old!!!

  • @Helena241093
    @Helena241093 9 лет назад +5

    I CRIED at the Lil Caesars --- The food was so bad at my cousin's wedding that my brother in law left to go get him some chinese across the street.

  • @TheHaileyFamily
    @TheHaileyFamily 9 лет назад +2

    "One of my kids might be his kids....ONE OF THEM MIGHT BE YOURS SIR!! LMMFAO!!! Then I just about died when she bust out with "Motown phillys back again..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂

  • @shantewells5217
    @shantewells5217 6 лет назад +7

    Who deemed this video as inappropriate? . . .This is funny!!! I love Lexi!!!!

  • @xXMAPLEPROX
    @xXMAPLEPROX 8 лет назад +6

    omfg this video killed me. "i got two words for you, friend request." " i got two word for that cake, sand paper" XD

  • @Zsalaco
    @Zsalaco 10 лет назад +14

    I got 2 words for Lexi..STRAIGHT... CRAZY I'm done .. I'm not gonna talk about it no more !

    • @CharlesNDee
      @CharlesNDee 10 лет назад +6

      I got two words for her Dang Fool. I'm done

  • @jesspraise35
    @jesspraise35 9 лет назад +1

    Thank you Jesus!! Lexi got me laughing this morning. lol

  • @ladythomas9172
    @ladythomas9172 10 лет назад +12

    Next wedding you go to, take me with you!!!!! Lol TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? !?!?!

  • @princesschavula2052
    @princesschavula2052 6 лет назад +1

    " call morrie you are the farther " I AM DONE 🙅🏾😆

  • @AlannahVanterpooltwerker
    @AlannahVanterpooltwerker 8 лет назад +19

    I got two words for your makeup- Cir,Cus.
    I got two words for your makeup- Rev,lon
    I'm done I ain't gon talk about no more

  • @JEO301983
    @JEO301983 9 лет назад

    This needs to be on TV!!!!!!! You're Awesome and Spread So much Joy. God bless you

  • @Zende1
    @Zende1 9 лет назад +5

    I'm so tirrrrred of being alone...(sniff sniff) Is this my life? lol

  • @goldfishcrewpartyplanning2760
    @goldfishcrewpartyplanning2760 8 лет назад +1

    LEXI:
    You are off the chain!!!!!!!!!!! i love the fact that you are doing something that is bringing laughter and joy into those of us who have been exposed to your gift. Keep up the great job the Ghetto Bewitched has a brother on the floor anticipating the next episode. Happy for your success!

  • @evaniveillard7981
    @evaniveillard7981 8 лет назад +4

    I love when she says turn down for what and everyone gets scared 😂😂😂😂