He never should’ve married her. He got in over his head. He was better off with Vanessa. Should’ve married her. Damn Rum Diary. Heard is full of drama drama drama. I can’t stand those types especially now. Psycho. Drama.
@@HackDiary1 If Jack wanted a woman that he could be with he’d choose her sister’s dog instead of the human sister, because her sister probably wouldn’t be able to be trusted while dogs are man’s best friends.
No one has, that's the dumbest thing. "I had sex with them while I was drunk so I can't remember." that's the dumbest lie ever. No one gets so damn drunk they can't remember having sex, unless they literally ended up in hospital.
I love how every retort to Angelica shows a part of Jack’s character: “You still love me” He’d rather choose a dog, showing how little he trusts her “Treasure full of riches” He doesn’t really care about being rich nor does he pay any attention to it “You had a baby” He realizes he has an alcohol problem but knows his limits “I love you” He also loves himself very much 🤣
Ok, after Jack got left on a deserted island, he saved his one bullet for years until he could finally use it at the prefect time. Angelica just WASTED her bullet right away. The amount of cleverness and irony in this scene is so immense.
***** Your comment said, "IKR? Women... Go figure... XD" That's pretty sexist assumption because you implied that this is something only a woman would do.
He definitely did. He knew Angelica was a bit naive to how evil her father really was (including killing his own daughter) and that any attempt at trying to save his soul was futile.
Amber Heard: "I am with child...yours." Johnny Depp: "I don't recall that we ever had..." Amber Heard: "You were drunk!" Johnny Depp: "I've actually never been that drunk."
But why sister though.. I mean it could hv ave been "if i had to choose between your dog and you, I would choose dog". Why sister?? I don't get it.. Plzz somebody explain me
She tells him she hates him, and then a minute later says she loves him. That, right there, is obvious transparency. Not that you can blame her for being desperate. I love how she tries different tactics on Jack, but none of them work.
What really freaking sells it is @ 1:42 when the music abruptly cuts off. Finally watched it for the first time about a month ago, had everybody out of breath laughing for 5 minutes straight.
You know i didnt like it when i saw it in theaters..but...i still find myself watching it. I never wanted any of the pirate movies to end. They gave me a bitter sweet feeling of adventure belonging to a distant past.
I wasn’t into the story but to me the first 20 minutes of the movie, the scenes between Jack and Barbossa, this scene, and the funny ending when Jack tells Gibbs what they need to get the Black Pearl out of the bottle are worth watching.
Jack learned well from his time kissing beautiful woman from his past, the dangers such seduction can bring forth, and the hazardous consequences after. Elizabeth being one prominent example. LOL.
The funniest thing is Keira asked them to put that in the script. She was like, "I want to have a kiss with Johnny." Guess she "wanted to know what it tastes like." I'd take it too.
Lol I can imagine the woman who fed him to a giant monster from the depths of the ocean and sent him to the land of the dead left him with a vivid reminder to be completely immune to seduction.
He probably would’ve stopped her. He certainly capable of doing so, as evident by how easily he caught the log she swung at him. Plus, she abandoned her pistol on the beach and considering how long it took for her to fire it, Jack would’ve prevented her from doing so if she tried to fight.
This has the same energy as Amber lying about Johnny beating her and Amber getting a restraining order against Johnny, and Amber then going to see Johnny and begging to get to touch him and hug him. And Johnny telling her she'll never see his eyes again.
The irony, being as it's supposed to be an M rated (or maybe PG-13 in the States) film series. However, I'll admit, they appeared to become less dark and less violent as the franchise developed. Please correct me if I seem wrong.
They actually do love each other and out of all the women (including a mermaid) that Jack has hurt Angelica was the only one who he truly had a thing for. It's said they were a perfect match in the sense that everything was equal. He would love her and she would love him, he would double cross her and she would double cross him. They would even leave each other gifts. She's a pirate because of Jack he seduced her when she was in a convent about to take her vows to become a nun and he took her "innocence" but then he left her just like all the other women. So because she wasn't a virgin anymore she couldn't become a nun and Jack basically ruined her life to the point where all she could do was live a pirates life.
For all this film’s flaws, it has the funniest ending this series has ever had. Helps that the predicament has aged like fine wine given the events of Depp’s own personal life.
Yes they are stfu you‘re ruining my good mood (i‘m joking, i know it would „never have worked out between us, love“ but i think they‘re cute together.)
@@christineboll9478 Maybe he was at one point, before he turned into a pirate. Not sure if this is canon, but apparently his turn to piracy was while he was employed by Beckett. He was tasked with shipping a cargo. When he found out the cargo was slaves, he freed them all, and thus became an enemy of the crown.
Anger/insulting him, in need of help, violence, love, greed, responsibility (pregnant) love once more then back to desperate anger. I love how she literally tries every form of manipulation, she could have been a great character
Ben noneofyourbeeswax Do you wanna know how she escaped from that island?, She stood in the water totally still, for two days, until the fish and sea creatures have adapted to her presence, then she cought two sea turtles and tied them to herself, Ben: But what did she use as robe?, I'll tell you. Back hair. she used what she could. *Sea turtles mate. Sea turtles*
This comment had me crying.. things were so fun back then, now we would never get to see Johnny as Jack .. I hope amber burn in hell , she's hurting a lot of people.
@@mahnoormasood9437 There are rumors of Disney wanting Jack again because of the angry reactions at WB firing him + the lack of happiness about the new pirates' movie, so it could probably happen.
@DodgerFan1988, I then find it funny that they then had her husband (Javier Bardem) play the villain who comes after Jack in Dead Men Tell No Tales. Spooky twist or pure coincidence? 😆
In a way, I loved how they played Penelope's pregnancy in as a plot twist. Is it funny then that they got her husband to play the villain who comes after Jack in Dead Men Tell No Tales? 😂
Probably you're right.I think Karen Gillan will be the daughter of Jack Sparrow in the next movie.Maybe Angelica wasn't lying about her pregnancy.Since Jack is aging and it's time to move on, Disney wants to give the foreshawding of Jack's child and probably in sixth movie who will be the last one Jack dies.
Jack waited 10 years to use his one bullet. She didnt even wait 10 minutes or ten feet and still missed. Like that Jack knew she got unstuck and didnt fall for it.
@@damotoneko1500 He wasn’t on the island 🏝 for a decade silly. 😭that’s how long he was searching for barbossa and his ex black pearl crew. He was only on that island for a few days. He says so in the first movie.
@@monolilith1678 have you not watched the movie and just jumped to see the scene? The up is down is mystery Jack solves in the third movie by flipping the ship upside down in water, reversing time.
Jack endured months of starvation and waited a decade to kill Barbossa with the same pistol loaded with the same bullet he was given when he was left to die. Angelica didn't wait two minutes after Jack started rowing away XD
Angelica has the potential to be a great character. I just think that her lines and role weren't really thought out. Jack clearly has something for her, otherwise he wouldn't have worked so hard to keep her alive, but she represents something that he isn't ready for: commitment. I hope she appears as a villain or something in the next movie, or at least have a better role than in this movie. This movie set her up to be a good villain or at least someone that Jack won't easily get rid of.
@@aeterna-rosa1686 the first movies have nothing to do with it. Jack met Angelica years ago, before the first movie. Once he deflowered her and acctually he loves her.
Jack's thoughts"If we were both drinking and I got that drunk. How would she remember? Unless, *gasp* she wasn't drinking!" Jack- I don't ever recall being that drunk! Jack's thoughts: "she is either in love or a gypsy. Either way. She could be both." Jack- *gunshot* you missed!
I actually visited that island. It is off the coast of Puerto Rico. Its called Palominitos. We stayed at a resort that owned the island, as well as a larger one right next to it called Palomino.
Anh Khoa Nguyễn Hồ Ya. Very few other people there. Sand was perfect, and there was coral off of the coast of it. Pretty nice in my opinion Too bad Angelica's body was somewhere on it.
Despite the fact that Jack did eventualy "kill" Blackbeard he was a terrible man and it's heartless to favour your own life over your daughter's. For that reason alone I think Jack's quote "I only did what any father should have done" is harsh but true.Also Jack did warn Angelica in an alarmed voice not to touch the sword.
"I've never actually been that drunk!"
Even Jack Sparrow has his limits. Respect!
Captain* Jack Sparrow
@@aliasregan7002 yeah man
Not in the 5th movie
But how would he know? He'd not be able to remember it! XD
Stan this man 💯
There isn't a Pirates of the Caribbean movie without you, Johnny.
dude you're literally ubiquitous
Omnipresent sounds perfect
Wtf
Sorry but come on say it she isn't leaving that Island anytime soon. because of the incident with - Johnny and his evil ex-wife amber.
Bro, why the hell you are everywhere
"I love you"
"As do I" He was talking about himself 😂😂
True
🤯
Wow how did I miss that lol, thanks
@@shazzy0950 I mean there is nothing confirmed
I saw a sigma video bringing this point but I'm not too sure tbh,given he's had stirrings for her lol
“ I’ve got to go”
That the funniest thing in the whole series of movies. The cut in the music always gets me😂😂
Hahahahahah, yeeeeeas🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Music specially 😂🤣
@Captain. Jack Sparrow rubbish?
And they were supposed to kiss, but Johnny had better ideas
@Captain. Jack Sparrow let me take her off your hands mate ☠
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" I am with child....yours..."
"I dont remember doing that"
"You were drunk"
"I've never actually been that drunk"
I WAS IN STITCHES WHEN I HEARD THAT LINE
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LIES! I'll bet he'd have been twice as drunk as that before
what ifthe female character was Amber Heard?
@@fazalhaleem5220 no
Johnny Depp to Amber Heard: If you had a Sister and a Dog, I'd choose the Dog
He never should’ve married her.
He got in over his head.
He was better off with Vanessa.
Should’ve married her.
Damn Rum Diary.
Heard is full of drama drama drama.
I can’t stand those types especially now.
Psycho.
Drama.
I didn't understand that line can you please explain
@@HackDiary1 If Jack wanted a woman that he could be with he’d choose her sister’s dog instead of the human sister, because her sister probably wouldn’t be able to be trusted while dogs are man’s best friends.
LMFAO
@@SilentDanDisney The Movie was great
"If you had a sister and a dog, I would choose the dog"
The troll level man.
A B doges before hoes
@National Socialist
Cmopmnp lmombl
Fmombo Flmomn
I didn't know the troll started in that time period
@National Socialist of course women are overrated
@Lam a what can john do? Jack has *a jar of dirt!*
This movie is like a side mission for Jack Sparrow
Toys With a Motion it did feel like that.
Nothing is side mission
side quest compatible gain 0 exp because your allured a lvl 20 pirate and this is 5 e
It's Cap'n Jack Sparrow
True
“As do I”
He was talking about himself.
du'h... *rolls eyes *
Contagious weeb disease.
Wow Detective Columbo over here 🔎
No shit sherlock
Don’t cry simp.
"Ive actually never been that drunk." LMFAO
A line repeated since by thousands of students...
You could hear her chuckle after he said that lol
Jack's a master at hitting just the right amount of drunk and then staying that way indefinitely.
No one has, that's the dumbest thing. "I had sex with them while I was drunk so I can't remember." that's the dumbest lie ever. No one gets so damn drunk they can't remember having sex, unless they literally ended up in hospital.
It's hilarious how she gets so furious she loses her mind and goes off in fucking Spanish haha.
"Missed!" That's the best line of the whole damn movie
Nick Mason yep
Mine, Never been that drunk.
Yna Nutshell yeah thats good as well!😆😍😂
Mine, "If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog."
Well, that one word sums up the movie. 😉😜
I love how every retort to Angelica shows a part of Jack’s character:
“You still love me”
He’d rather choose a dog, showing how little he trusts her
“Treasure full of riches”
He doesn’t really care about being rich nor does he pay any attention to it
“You had a baby”
He realizes he has an alcohol problem but knows his limits
“I love you”
He also loves himself very much 🤣
nice :)
😂😂
Jack is like luffy..
He just wants to be free
@@ShadowFungus speaking of there's a mash up courtesy of Samuel Kim
@@ShadowFungus jack d sparrow in void century along with joyboy.....
Infinite haki
No devil fruit
I like it when she gets so mad to the point of swearing in Spanish
Funny how people tend to return to their native tongue when in extreme anger or sexual ecstasy XD
Haha, Lord of War! It's my favourite movie of all time.
QueenYuki101 so damn sexy isn't it? Lol
Angelo C spanish? yes. dutch as in my language and angry? ridiculous😂😂😂
No. Polish has to be the funniest because of Kurwa :D
"10 seconds you carry that pistol and now you waste your shot."
Eogos She didn't waste-- Oh wait, she did.
Lmao
Barbossa call
@@JohnDoeagtfdyutasgdjak h
Correction, “shaaaaaat”
I love how Jack realized the precise moment to pounce was right in the middle of that very sentence
Ok, after Jack got left on a deserted island, he saved his one bullet for years until he could finally use it at the prefect time. Angelica just WASTED her bullet right away. The amount of cleverness and irony in this scene is so immense.
+Ojohnson50
IKR? Women... Go figure... XD
+Radicaldanny Sexist much?
Katherine Kuznetsov
What is sexist about my comment?
***** Your comment said, "IKR? Women... Go figure... XD" That's pretty sexist assumption because you implied that this is something only a woman would do.
Katherine Kuznetsov
Proof me wrong... XD
Jack: I've actually never been that drunk
Me: Well, it's good to know even alcoholics have their limits.
+Draco wolf
Or he can just really hold his liquor ^^
HIDE THE RUM
Wong Lu Yan
Where is the rum gone?!
+Draco wolf be lucky you have never been that drunk haha talking from experience
+Radicaldanny But WHY is the rum gone?!
0:04 The way she said "I hate you", it was so adorable/ Penelope is a unique beauty and a very good actress.
Reminds me of surfs up.
Having fun yet?
I hate you.
That's her real name?
@@stephenbyrne2170 Penelope Cruz
I think Jack definitely had feelings for her. He just couldn't trust her
He definitely did. He knew Angelica was a bit naive to how evil her father really was (including killing his own daughter) and that any attempt at trying to save his soul was futile.
He learned a lesson from trusting Elizabeth.
@@briann4672 yup
nah the only woman Jack loved was Elizabeth
Well after seeing how she tried to kill him once and tried to do that again during the movie he has every reason to not trust her
For anyone wondering what she said, it was something along the lines of “Sparrow, you’re evil, evil as the devil!”
DarkAngel I want to come there if you can help for me please make a cal on my mob no +974 74746786
Well, that's her. She's evil like the devil
@@tizyman7120 she just has daddy issues 😂😂
what language that she speak ? 🤭
@@bagussetiawanbayuaji4041 spanish
The fact she was actually pregnant during this movie and Johnny was protective over her while they were filming!!!!!❤️❤️❤️
I’m with child.
I know, that’s why I left on a trade route 😂
He learnt something from kissing Elizabeth.
Aye. Women are cunning. Bad eggs, mate. Not buying it.
I didn't think of it that way, but yeah, it does make sense
Aye.. He learnt everything after that
darkcricadel 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Indian First keep telling yourself that all you want
Johnny Depp the next time he sees amber heard
Fucking lmao
I GOtTa Go
IKRRRR
Fuck you Amber.
davekpenyong Classic 😹😹😹
Amber Heard: "Admit it Johnny, you still love me."
Johnny Depp: "If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog."
Amber Heard: "I am with child...yours."
Johnny Depp: "I don't recall that we ever had..."
Amber Heard: "You were drunk!"
Johnny Depp: "I've actually never been that drunk."
1:36 haha
i can't believe people don't realise he means himself
+hunsler1006
I thought his one true love was the sea? XD
*****
i think both will do nicely haha
- with a bit of rum obviously
I c that
+hunsler1006 Haha, I never realised that! Thanks for pointing that out!
'I gotta go'
i like how she first attempts to
- attack him
-bribe him with gold
-lie about the baby
and finally admits her love but he rejects her anyways
-tries to shoot him out of blind anger
And then in frustration loses her mind going off in Spanish haha.
Bcz he is Captain Jack Sparrow 😎
And now shes going to claim rape
Sounds like your every day woman if you ask me
This has always been my favorite scene 😂😂😂 his little shuffle 💀
“If you had a sister and a Dog, I’d choose the Dog.”
Never change, Jack. Never change.
By the way, what it means I don't understand it !
p s, he would bang the dog instead of her sister if she had one.
@@Mikeh2077
No, atleast the dog would be trustful.
Jack isn't into animal sex...
But why sister though.. I mean it could hv ave been "if i had to choose between your dog and you, I would choose dog".
Why sister??
I don't get it.. Plzz somebody explain me
@@missgranger3545 It is the way Jack is. Unpredictable
She tells him she hates him, and then a minute later says she loves him. That, right there, is obvious transparency. Not that you can blame her for being desperate. I love how she tries different tactics on Jack, but none of them work.
Yes i can blame her. She deserves it
He didn't kiss her because he's afraid of Salazar
LOL
Hehe
Explain
Kaio Eller i did and still dont understand
@@dondeka2086 Penelope Cruz (Angelica) is Javier Bardem's (Salazar) wife
1:47 just when he’s shooing her away makes it funny. He’s like “go on”
I still laugh when the music suddenly stops at 1:42. XD
Same :D
+Christopher Manson i gotta go lol
The romance in this scean is soooo romantic XD
Christopher Manson Shows Hanz Zimmer has a sense of humor too. lol
more if the volume is up😂😂 you are concentrated and this happen
1:43 - love that the romantic music just fucking cuts and he just fucking dips tf out.
What really freaking sells it is @ 1:42 when the music abruptly cuts off. Finally watched it for the first time about a month ago, had everybody out of breath laughing for 5 minutes straight.
Koolkat I
And then when the music comes back, it switches out the romantic style for a far more upbeat rendition of Up is Down. Just too good
Koolkat c
I love that little "Shoo away" gesture he does, too.
1:42 That music cut will never not make me laugh.
Do you know what the songs called cos I cat find it amywhete
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@@ivanbohun8377 thanks
Omg 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@@elizabeth779 omg english spelling level - 100 XD
You know i didnt like it when i saw it in theaters..but...i still find myself watching it. I never wanted any of the pirate movies to end. They gave me a bitter sweet feeling of adventure belonging to a distant past.
I’m treating every Johnny Depp’s movie as a masterpiece from now on.
I wasn’t into the story but to me the first 20 minutes of the movie, the scenes between Jack and Barbossa, this scene, and the funny ending when Jack tells Gibbs what they need to get the Black Pearl out of the bottle are worth watching.
Jack learned well from his time kissing beautiful woman from his past, the dangers such seduction can bring forth, and the hazardous consequences after. Elizabeth being one prominent example. LOL.
When he said "As do I" he actually meant "I love me too."
lol
As I recall that happened on a desert island too
The funniest thing is Keira asked them to put that in the script. She was like, "I want to have a kiss with Johnny." Guess she "wanted to know what it tastes like." I'd take it too.
Lol I can imagine the woman who fed him to a giant monster from the depths of the ocean and sent him to the land of the dead left him with a vivid reminder to be completely immune to seduction.
*gets really close..*
*music gets louder *
"I gotta go"
*music stops and Jack disappears leaving her ditched *
I never laughed so much.
"If you had a sister and a dog.... I'd choose the dog". Ah, funny how this has come full circle.
“I gotta go”
that line had me laughing so hard 😂👍🏻
Angelica: "I hate you."
Also Angelica: "I love you."
Ahhh....women.
ahhhhhh douchebags.
@@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 I know right!? They are the best.
@@benformation8123 r/niceguys
@@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 ahhhhhhhh someone who cant understand a joke because of their under developed brain
@@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 ahhh comment section.
“MISSED!” Lmao 🤣
“Ten minutes you carried that pistol and now you waste your shot.”
Then being trash talked by in Spanish...
"I hate you."
"The bloke that saved your life?"
Every girl I date has a similar situation xD
X-D
Sounds like a fun afternoon
1:47 Love the fact that he's trying to shoo her away XD
And disney had the audacity to think we would watch pirates of the caribbean without jhonny depp >:/
"if you has a sister and a dog......I would choose the dog" lol
same, dog is a man best friend
Dogs before hoes🤣🤣
The dog Poochie in POTC is a very relieable companion. Im still wondering how he got off the Pelegostos Island. = Seaturtles.
She literally could have gotten on the boat this entire time
He probably would’ve stopped her. He certainly capable of doing so, as evident by how easily he caught the log she swung at him. Plus, she abandoned her pistol on the beach and considering how long it took for her to fire it, Jack would’ve prevented her from doing so if she tried to fight.
What are Jack hand to hand combat feats again? I honestly don't really put him above an angry Latina woman 😅
@@HulkVahkiin Not sure but even Will Turner the swordsman champion can't win vs Jack Sparrow in a swordfight.
@@HulkVahkiin Nobody knows how to fight dirtier than Capt. Jack Sparrow.
That's true. Wouldn't be quite as funny though.
Change the title from
Jack sparrow leaves......
To
"Captian" jack sparrow leaves.......😂😂😂
Underrated comment!😂😂😂
True
I dont see your ship. CAPTAIN.
Saying you have a child would only make him run faster. xD
“Admit it, you still love me...”
“If you had a sister and a dog, I’d choose the dog...”
Savagery at its finest.
1:13 "I’ve actually never been that drunk” LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
Jack needs no one in this world, he can live by himself till the end of time, he's that much capable. Only Johnny Depp can make us believe like that.
"I gotta go."
Best part of any Disney movie ever. XD
This has the same energy as Amber lying about Johnny beating her and Amber getting a restraining order against Johnny, and Amber then going to see Johnny and begging to get to touch him and hug him. And Johnny telling her she'll never see his eyes again.
“I don’t recall we ever had-“
“YOU WERE DRUNK!”
They cut it off because it’s Disney and they know there’s gonna be kids watching lmao 😂😂
The irony, being as it's supposed to be an M rated (or maybe PG-13 in the States) film series. However, I'll admit, they appeared to become less dark and less violent as the franchise developed. Please correct me if I seem wrong.
@@alking7655 Yeah, the first one was a lil spooky for a PG-13 movie
@@ahamedjunaid01 I always felt that At World's End was the Darkest of the Franchise tbh.
Have you guys seen the voodoo deleted scene? That's +18 for a disney movie
@@alking7655 but Disney lets Robert Downey Jr. say “hide the zucchini” in Avengers: Age of Ultron?
They actually do love each other and out of all the women (including a mermaid) that Jack has hurt Angelica was the only one who he truly had a thing for. It's said they were a perfect match in the sense that everything was equal. He would love her and she would love him, he would double cross her and she would double cross him. They would even leave each other gifts. She's a pirate because of Jack he seduced her when she was in a convent about to take her vows to become a nun and he took her "innocence" but then he left her just like all the other women. So because she wasn't a virgin anymore she couldn't become a nun and Jack basically ruined her life to the point where all she could do was live a pirates life.
For all this film’s flaws, it has the funniest ending this series has ever had. Helps that the predicament has aged like fine wine given the events of Depp’s own personal life.
" i gotta go " XD allways cracks me up
I'd never leave Penelope Cruz alone on a dessert island.
It's not Penelope here, it's her character Angelica. XD
but you arent jack sparrow lmao
no sane man would.
Mohamed Umar
You saying Jack isn't sane?!
Mohamed Umar jack
1:41 the way the music just stop got me like-🤣
they are so meant for each other.
Yes they are stfu you‘re ruining my good mood (i‘m joking, i know it would „never have worked out between us, love“ but i think they‘re cute together.)
yessssss lol obviously you don't know chemistry
Nah, Jack isn't really meant to be with anyone. It doesn't suit him.
kaizoisevil: I'd like to see Jack with a woman. If he were ever in a relationship, I'd like to see how it'd turn out.
@@christineboll9478 Maybe he was at one point, before he turned into a pirate. Not sure if this is canon, but apparently his turn to piracy was while he was employed by Beckett. He was tasked with shipping a cargo. When he found out the cargo was slaves, he freed them all, and thus became an enemy of the crown.
Anger/insulting him, in need of help, violence, love, greed, responsibility (pregnant) love once more then back to desperate anger.
I love how she literally tries every form of manipulation, she could have been a great character
She tried every trick in the book.
@@masterexploder9668 but the problem is she said "wait" Or grabbed his arm
@@masterexploder9668 I'm pretty jack made that book
0:51 Johnny during his trial now
Sea turtles mate.. sea turtles
Ben Drowned Aye, Sea turtles mate...sea turtles
I dont think that she has back hair for that XD
Ben noneofyourbeeswax Do you wanna know how she escaped from that island?, She stood in the water totally still, for two days, until the fish and sea creatures have adapted to her presence, then she cought two sea turtles and tied them to herself, Ben: But what did she use as robe?, I'll tell you. Back hair. she used what she could. *Sea turtles mate. Sea turtles*
Jack Sparrow Ay, Sea turtles mate, sea turtles.
Ben noneofyourbeeswax No seriously, why is the rum gone?
I really want Angelica back to the movie. She's an amazing character and it's always so fun to see Jack and Angelica fighting each other.
"I've never actually been that drunk" - what a line of BS 🤣🤣😂
When she says “this isn’t over!”
Rumors have said that was a sign she WILL be back in the upcoming movies.
This comment had me crying.. things were so fun back then, now we would never get to see Johnny as Jack ..
I hope amber burn in hell , she's hurting a lot of people.
@@mahnoormasood9437 There are rumors of Disney wanting Jack again because of the angry reactions at WB firing him + the lack of happiness about the new pirates' movie, so it could probably happen.
@@curerose6906
If they don’t get Depp, then that’s it.
There is no Pirates of the Carribean without Depp.
@@anothergermanmapper7754 You are right
They're perfect for each other in my opinion
Definitely
definetely yes lol what is with you?
SincerelyBre3 no
"I am with child." Inside joke.
Penelope Cruz was pregnant for real during the filming.
@DodgerFan1988, I then find it funny that they then had her husband (Javier Bardem) play the villain who comes after Jack in Dead Men Tell No Tales. Spooky twist or pure coincidence? 😆
@@alking7655 u mean Salazar?
@@lucasezequiel3515 yes Salazar played by Javier Bardem is her husband
@@qayyumchariff4895 anton chigurh
@@ujwh2498 for what??
9 Months Later...
Ok... I was that drunk
Felix Marome i think so!😂👍🏻
And i hope so!👍🏻
Chutiya
In a way, I loved how they played Penelope's pregnancy in as a plot twist. Is it funny then that they got her husband to play the villain who comes after Jack in Dead Men Tell No Tales? 😂
Probably you're right.I think Karen Gillan will be the daughter of Jack Sparrow in the next movie.Maybe Angelica wasn't lying about her pregnancy.Since Jack is aging and it's time to move on, Disney wants to give the foreshawding of Jack's child and probably in sixth movie who will be the last one Jack dies.
LOL when she says "I love you", at 1:31, He says "as do I" BUT he's talking about himself 🤣🤣
Anyone else have a feeling that if they do end up making a Pirates 6 she could be pregnant with Jacks daughter or something?
That would honestly a female jack
Anna Hall i would honestly love if that happened and then they all became a happy family. i’d love thattrt
There is one coming out hopefully in 2021 let’s pray that she is there
@@madtechy5494 ya she is immortal
Nah son
Jack waited 10 years to use his one bullet.
She didnt even wait 10 minutes or ten feet and still missed.
Like that Jack knew she got unstuck and didnt fall for it.
Hey, can you remind why he waited 10 years?
@@brucewayne3227 Surprisingly not easy to find a skeleton pirate crew on the 7 seas.
@@damotoneko1500 but what was the reason behind staying 10years
@@brucewayne3227 on the island? No ships.
@@damotoneko1500 He wasn’t on the island 🏝 for a decade silly. 😭that’s how long he was searching for barbossa and his ex black pearl crew. He was only on that island for a few days. He says so in the first movie.
"If you had a sister and a dog, I'd chose the dog" Johnny Depp if Amber Heard ever tries to get with him again.
Angelica: 'You are cruel'
Jack: 'Cruel is a matter of perspective love'
The song with Jack sailing away at 1:47 is called "Up is Down" (It's actually from the third movie)
shadesofshadows321 whoever named that was on crack
@@monolilith1678 have you not watched the movie and just jumped to see the scene? The up is down is mystery Jack solves in the third movie by flipping the ship upside down in water, reversing time.
Titan07 the people writing the entire movie were on crack, we need more crack, this shit turned out great
THANK YOU !
I WAS SEARCHING FOR IT SOO LONG !
I love you
(no homo)
AMBER : admit it DEPP you still love me...
J.D : If you had a sister and dog " I'll choose dog "
*Angelica is ready to kiss*
*some music*
*Music stops*
Jack: I gotta go
Angelica: JACK!
0:46 The face of a true Pirate, in anger.
His relationship with Amber summarized in one scene
The way the music stops at 1:43 cracks me up.
Penelope is gorgeous.
"If you had a sister and a dog " man that line is relevant now
1:44 "I gotta go" xDD
+Phantom3660
Poor woman, so close yet so far XD
***** At least she tried. lol
Phantom3660
Maybe if she dressed up as female Jack and poured rum all over herself? XD
Jack endured months of starvation and waited a decade to kill Barbossa with the same pistol loaded with the same bullet he was given when he was left to die.
Angelica didn't wait two minutes after Jack started rowing away XD
SamuraiMorshu dude he stayed on that island for 3 days😂😂😂
The decade is true but he did not starve for months on that island
Missed!
Rum mate.
Yeah, you might want to watch the movie again
@@mike.n.n.7723 3 days is still a lot man
Jack and Angelica were the best thing about this film, she really needs to be POTC 6.
Yes!
If we'll ever have one
Sucks Angelica didn't returned in the new movie! 😞 I really liked her and wanted to see more of her
Rodan Gizzardcrusher it's a good theory, probably correct
Angelica is in potc6 🙂 and also Johhny 🙂
@@Rishubassi whyy??
A sea turtle did it.
Same i also had crush on her
I love how he shews her away as he walks back to the boat
Anyone else after watching the Depp Vs Heard court case finding them binge watching all pirates of the Caribbean while enjoying a mega pint
Best part for me is when the music suddenly stops when Jack says "I gotta go" 😆
"Ye wasted yer shot" - Barbossa
She didn't waste....oh, wait she did.
***** She's not as clever or cunning as our Jack
1:43: In theaters, everyone laughed at this part.
"ive actually never been that drunk" Haha oh Jack, story of my life buddy, story of my life.
Angelica has the potential to be a great character. I just think that her lines and role weren't really thought out.
Jack clearly has something for her, otherwise he wouldn't have worked so hard to keep her alive, but she represents something that he isn't ready for: commitment.
I hope she appears as a villain or something in the next movie, or at least have a better role than in this movie. This movie set her up to be a good villain or at least someone that Jack won't easily get rid of.
She will be on the sixth. I heard the movie plot for it, not sure if it's official tho
Captain Jack Sparrow Oh I hope it is
Here's hoping Cruz will return as Angelica. Though it's more possible they plan to have Davy Jones return.
dan henry i hope she'll come back as Jacks wife with Jacks child.😀
@@aeterna-rosa1686 the first movies have nothing to do with it. Jack met Angelica years ago, before the first movie. Once he deflowered her and acctually he loves her.
"You're making that up!" keeps getting me.
" I am with child "
I dont recall..
"You were drunk!"
I've actually never been that drunk..😂
Jack's thoughts"If we were both drinking and I got that drunk. How would she remember? Unless, *gasp* she wasn't drinking!"
Jack- I don't ever recall being that drunk!
Jack's thoughts: "she is either in love or a gypsy. Either way. She could be both."
Jack- *gunshot* you missed!
I actually visited that island. It is off the coast of Puerto Rico. Its called Palominitos. We stayed at a resort that owned the island, as well as a larger one right next to it called Palomino.
Were you left with any pistol and bullet at all?
KimYoungLeeZ Nope, just some snorkeling gear.
Deathshredder58 That island is very nice,Right?
Anh Khoa Nguyễn Hồ Ya. Very few other people there. Sand was perfect, and there was coral off of the coast of it. Pretty nice in my opinion Too bad Angelica's body was somewhere on it.
"if you have a sister and a dog, i'd choose the dog"
Never gets old(pun intended) 😂
Angelica shoots, misses*
Jack: MISSED!
Best part ever!
Despite the fact that Jack did eventualy "kill" Blackbeard he was a terrible man and it's heartless to favour your own life over your daughter's. For that reason alone I think Jack's quote "I only did what any father should have done" is harsh but true.Also Jack did warn Angelica in an alarmed voice not to touch the sword.