@@commissarkitty3553well also the son because of its heat and it blocks cosmic radiation. And cosmic radiation could trigger a ice age if the sun didn’t protect us from it
@@joboilibres9593 jupiter shifted its orbit and came xloser to the sun, almost shifting the inner (aka rocky) planets, but saturn's weaker gravitational pull stabilized jupiter's orbit.
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊😊😊
Well, no, the sun is it's sole parent. A single mother of a whole lotta kids. Or single father... So... that means its more like... "Jupiter, why can't you be more like your pops?" Or Sun: *kicks down door* "are ya winnin' son?" Jupiter: "..." Sun: "son..?" Jupiter: *"BUZZ LIGHTYEAR. THE WORLD'S NEW-!"*
@@Yeetus_Mageetusfunnily enough, their comment was more understandable than yours was with a lack of commas. adding a comma would have taken the same time as typing "you're" lol
POV: you’re the moon and you see Jupiter: what The hell🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Exactly. Saying something “failed” in that way implies intentionally. Is Mount Fuji a failed ballerina? I certainly don’t see it doing any ballet, but I also don’t see anyone expecting it to.
@@thefaterixJupiter: you may be responsible for life on earth. I'm responsible for mine. But I can easily take everything you own.... How do you like that?
bro actually didnt get this, jupiter is a failed start cuz its mass isnt enough to be considered a star. saying swimming pool being a failed ocean is another level of stupidity
@@pxnzers Why are you getting offended, the whole video was about how Jupiter is not a failed star, if I am supporting that opinion, doesn't mean I am forcing it on to other people, you're the one who's stupid here.
What you talking about Jupiter almost sucked up all the material that went on to make our planet, we should be thanking Saturn instead as it reined in Jupiter and pulled it back. /j
some newer studies suggest that Jupiter _might_ be throwing as many asteroids into the inner solar system as much as it's tossing them back out to the outer system, although this still needs to be studied more.
Let's say that mass that made up jupiter was split into 7 equal parts for every planet. We will focus on earth. So after adding this to earth's mass it would make earth a gas giant. If there was no jupiter life would be impossible. If saturn would take that mass we would have returned to entry point. So partially we should thank jupiter for making our planet tiny
@@nicolascanuto1908 probably because reptiles evolved from proto-amphibians. the current phylogenic consensus is that proto-amphibians evolved from the closest relatives of the present day lungfish, and modern amphibians branched off fairly early on, while reptiles are descendants of a different order of proto-amphibians.
I am genuinely surprised how massive Jupiter is. I used to think that Jupiter and Saturn were comparable in mass as they are pretty close in size but apparently not. Cool to see that my favorite planet is so helpful. Since Jupiter’s mass is so much more compared to the other planets combined, 2.5 times more somehow, Jupiter helps protect all of the other planets! I hope that Jupiter gets more credit.
I'm no expert and dont claim to be one so dont take what I say as absolute on this but as I have heard elsewhere at least a couple times, Jupiter doesnt just protect the planets in the inner solar system it also attracts potentially harmful objects like asteroids in the first place so it's also partly the cause of dangers aswel as protecting us from most of em... I'm not fully sure if it's TRUE but i remember hearing of it, just thought it was worth a mention
Unfortunately, I must say that jupiter isn't a failed star, but the aftermath of collisions of gas bubbles. Many people say that jupiter is a failed star, but it doesn't make sense to say it since it's a gas giant that formed normally
To clarify in case anyone's confused (watched this with someone who was), Jupiter's size is as large as a Brown Dwarf (or really close to), but it's not dense enough. The gas giants in our solar system are lacking in any density for whatever reason. The biggest example is Saturn, who's density would allow it to float on water
@nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375 yeah but the original comment implied its density is less than we expect them to be given their average temperature and mass
Thanks for adding this, I was planning to ask about density in relation to mass. My understanding is that massive and mass can mean two different things. My question is if density must then be a key part of the equation in addition to how much mass the gaseous stellar object has?
@@DotAHeaD-JamieJupiter-Xander he copies other ppl that started this is a new trend ppl talking about this shit 😒 is cool but nothing no other guy that does the same thing he does haven't explain us
Fun fact: they've done a simulation of the solar system and found that Earth got hit less by meteors when Jupiter didn't exist. Jupiter is the mean big brother, basically
I’m just gone say this but why tf are we so hung up on researching the solar system humanity hasn’t even been to mars yet yeh maybe that goofy ass car but for the rest nothing much
@@AMDRyzen57500FThe thing is, Jupiter doesn't just attract the asteroids to himself so they wouldn't hit Earth, he just changes the orbits of asteroid, which may result in both asteroids going somewhere where it won't hit Earth, and Asteroid's orbit changing so it will go even closer to the Earth. So he isn't really a big brother who protects the Earth, he just messes around with people, which end up in either them avoiding his little sister so they won't get in trouble again, or getting even more aggressive and wnding going straight to her to beat her up as revenge
@@protoborgexcept the smallest star (a red dwarf) named SSSPM J2356-3426 has a radius of about 58000 km which fits with your 80 percent, but thats where most similarities end. They clearly meant the mass with that sentence.
It's positioning would likely really mess with how the orbits in our system would be established. Changes in ghat would likely tip the very very fine tuned dials needed to have the right conditions for life on our planet.
@@biswajitsahoo9368 Two stars in one Solar System would dramatically shift it's Center of Mass. As it is the Center of Mass is pretty much the Center of the Sun. With a 2nd Sun added on the Center of Mass would move somewhere closer to the surface of the Sun and every celestial body would now orbit that point. As a result, we would now be far closer to the Sun and receiving Solar Energy from two separate directions as well as just more in general. Due to that, Earth's temperature would shoot up dramatically and make life no longer sustainable to the current degree.
@@biswajitsahoo9368if we didn’t die from over heating We would be torn apart The outer planets will orbit Jupiter and the inner will orbit the sun or get ripped to shreds
Who feels bad for Brown Dwarfs 👇 Edit: Guys chill its just a joke, Ik u cant feel bad for a literally space object. Edit 2: I came back after a long time, I am very sorry for like begging. I feel so dumb :(
if jupiter is a failed star, im a failed orangutan
to clarify. yes im devolving
LOL great analogy
I mean
Yes, you are. Describing you, not anyone else.
@@Wild_Bill57I mean, this kinda applies to everyone else.
If you are a failed orangutan, then i've should not have existed
Bro just defended the hell out of a planet, and I respect it.
Yeah I do to I was about to scroll over this video when I saw the start but then he said no it’s not and decided to watch the rest
Yea, against himself 😂
He needs to defend Pluto. Poor Pluto. 😢
Real
One does not slander Jupiter. That's our big bro.. he tanks the hits from space stuff
Jupiter is so successful at being a giant planet that some people think that it is a failed star
I got irrationally angry by that. Next to earth Jupiter is the reason we are all alive.
Jupiter pull all the meteors and asteriods
@@commissarkitty3553what about the sun?
@@commissarkitty3553well also the son because of its heat and it blocks cosmic radiation. And cosmic radiation could trigger a ice age if the sun didn’t protect us from it
@commissarkitty3553 Studies show that without Jupiter, we would be hit 3x less.
i wont accept jupiter slander, my boy has protected us putting himself between us and asteroids preventing them from destroying earth
jupiter almost destroyed us too, guess who saved us!!! my glorious ring king saturn!!
@@UTTVM-makesvideos hi there
I know about the original comment but can you explain why it almost destroyed earth and what was saturn's role?
@@joboilibres9593 jupiter shifted its orbit and came xloser to the sun, almost shifting the inner (aka rocky) planets, but saturn's weaker gravitational pull stabilized jupiter's orbit.
but thing is it also sends asteroids towards us because of its gravitational pull
ain’t this mf kill the dinosaurs
“Mom I’m not a failed star! I’m an incredibly successful planet”
Underrated
UNderrated
130 like is "underrated"
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊😊😊
@@Snootzlefor a video with over 100k likes, it is
"Well fuck this shit. Im just gonna be a big ass planet"
-jupiter
Underrated comment
😂
pft-
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Isn't it just gas?
Jupiter's parents: "Why can't you be like your brother, The Sun?"
Well, no, the sun is it's sole parent. A single mother of a whole lotta kids. Or single father...
So... that means its more like... "Jupiter, why can't you be more like your pops?"
Or
Sun: *kicks down door* "are ya winnin' son?"
Jupiter: "..."
Sun: "son..?"
Jupiter: *"BUZZ LIGHTYEAR. THE WORLD'S NEW-!"*
@@devengurb666shut up
Jupiter: "MOM, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MASS TO BE A STAR AND IM NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE A STAR-"
Fun fact, the sun's name is Sol :]
definitely asian
"If youre best in your room, then youre in wrong room"
-random motivational guy.
hey not to be rude but if you are going the e at the end of your then type you're
@@Yeetus_Mageetus lil bro telling people what to do on the internet
This is a very good quote, i like this one
@@Yeetus_Mageetusfunnily enough, their comment was more understandable than yours was with a lack of commas. adding a comma would have taken the same time as typing "you're" lol
@@hateful_data leave him alone he just want to help
Jupiter: “shit i gotta start going to the gym”
The whole solar system: 🤯
looool..this deserves more likes
@@Furious_Frostikr
Underrated comment
POV: you’re the moon and you see Jupiter: what The hell🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Jupiter gonna be swollllllll
The last line was like saying "He isn't a bad billionaire, he is an extremely good millionaire" 💀
In this case it's different than that 😂
millionaires typically will try to become billionaires while jupiter is just chilling
There are no good billionaires.
@@aliveslice fr I mean in business they are good but mostly have no emotions or hearts
.....
Bro created an argument just to fight it. I respect that
Not really created the argument. It exists in the astronomy feild.
Not exactly, actually there is this afirmative about jupter
It's a popular style of making videos and plus he is educating us, which is way better than other stuff that goes viral
There are idiots who say Jupiter is a failed star in different video comments. This is a way of rebutting those stupid arguments.
This argument already exists idk what you mean created
Not sure why these videos started popping up in my feed but I'm here for it 😂😂
So basically, a star is a gaming PC, a brown dwarf is my shitty laptop, and Jupiter is my phone.
Then earth is a landline
@@IlliaIsCookingNah it's a single transistor on the processor of a raspberry pi.
Nope. Jupiter is 80% the size of the smallest star.
@@protoborgwe are talking about the mass
@@protoborgThe lowest threshold for fusion requires 13 times the mass of Jupiter. Size isn’t everything.
[insert cheesy joke here]
Jupiter took "how to fail successfully" to a whole new level
these jokes need to stop that doesn't even make sense
@@kevn5787 if you didn't like it then why didn't you just ignore it? Also this joke makes sense, it's just not a obvious one
@@Its_me_Angel_ i see these everyday and it's annoying
@@kevn5787 ok. You're annoyed. But you don't need to *annoy* who actually likes those types of jokes. Just ignore them.
It's not like I'm offending someone anyway...
Sun: hey, im the star now
Jupiter: alright, i should be a planet right now
A*
It annoys me that you were corrected about thete being an a in the sentence yet you still didn't fix the sentence 😭😭😭
That*
@@Darkish_waterno you*
@@animehype5098what☠️☠️
"Jupiter is a failure!" In 2024: 😄
"Jupiter is a failure!" In 50 BC: 💀
Gotta love the side eye Jupiter be giving us while talking bout it as a failure
Btw jupiter i saving us from meteors
Bombastic side eye.
@@Ashesher1damn you saving Jupiter from asteroids
Not to mention, Jupiter has diamonds. And yes, my name is Diamond
@@diamondbender1991 just a bunch of you’s running round Jupiter’s surface
“Jupiter is not a failed star. It’s an incredibly successful planet”
Jupiter watching this rn:🥹
@user-zf1wl4eu7zhe using a phone?
@user-zf1wl4eu7zit’s a joke
@user-zf1wl4eu7zwith red eye
@user-zf1wl4eu7z it's a joke💀
@user-zf1wl4eu7zhe’s using a phone? Duh
Literally everything that isn't a star you can call a failed star. The banana I'm eating, is a failed star.
i'm not a failed star- i'm a successfull fat-ass!
@@itchytastyurr human being* ;)
@@itchytastyurrblud lose weight and get muscle and mobility 💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦
Exactly. Saying something “failed” in that way implies intentionally.
Is Mount Fuji a failed ballerina? I certainly don’t see it doing any ballet, but I also don’t see anyone expecting it to.
except your mom.
Im going to write this entire conversation to pass my test😭🙏
Having asian parents be like:
"What's the point of being a successful accountant if you're a failed doctor".
hahahaha
Nono no Asian parents will say YOU'RE STUPIDER THEN JUPITER
"You failure"
-StevenHe
@@TheGreatRimuruTempest Im not, you are
as an asian people its 2x worse than that
I guess Jupiter is asian, now.
💀
💀underrated💀
💀
💀 yo mama I am massive.
No yours is massive!!
It's bigger than most Asians, it's an adopted American with Asian parents
"Brown dawrfs are failed stars"
Kurzgesagt: allow me to take over...
They violated the brown stars💀
@@Blubberglooberbrown dwarfs are huge disappointments to their mums
- Kurzgesagt
@@Blubbergloober They had Taco Bell?
@@Josep_Hernandez_Lujanwdym
You spelled that correct
My brain is now finally done suffering and ded with -69000 braincells..
"incredibly successful planet"
earth: ...so.
Jupiter: **being incredibly successful planet**
Earth: "So..., no life?"
@@thefaterixJupiter: you may be responsible for life on earth. I'm responsible for mine. But I can easily take everything you own.... How do you like that?
No, Earth, you just have a seriously bad infection of humanity
@@cuh._.Didn't knew that Jupiter is a black person.
@@AnnapurnaMohapatra-ml2jjHe's lightskin.
"jupiter is a failure"
Kid named jupiter:
Zeus:
@@goodboi1725Cronus:
@@michaelbreedlove348your a failure as a father
Shit if your name is Jupiter, you failed at life
Average asian dad when their kid gets B+ on their report card
If Jupiter is a failed star, then a swimming pool is a failed ocean.
bro actually didnt get this, jupiter is a failed start cuz its mass isnt enough to be considered a star. saying swimming pool being a failed ocean is another level of stupidity
@@pxnzersdamn bro, it was just a joke💀
@@pxnzers ok either you're trolling or youre WAY more stupid than you're calling this guy
@@pxnzers Why are you getting offended, the whole video was about how Jupiter is not a failed star, if I am supporting that opinion, doesn't mean I am forcing it on to other people, you're the one who's stupid here.
@@pxnzersdo you even understand joke?
it's like not worthy enough to be in a smart class, but you're the smartest in your class
We should actually thank Jupiter for protecting us from asteroids. Thank you Jupiter.
What you talking about Jupiter almost sucked up all the material that went on to make our planet, we should be thanking Saturn instead as it reined in Jupiter and pulled it back. /j
some newer studies suggest that Jupiter _might_ be throwing as many asteroids into the inner solar system as much as it's tossing them back out to the outer system, although this still needs to be studied more.
Jupiter throws more asteroids at us than protect us from them
@@xaviermakesthingsAm Jupiter
Let's say that mass that made up jupiter was split into 7 equal parts for every planet. We will focus on earth. So after adding this to earth's mass it would make earth a gas giant. If there was no jupiter life would be impossible. If saturn would take that mass we would have returned to entry point. So partially we should thank jupiter for making our planet tiny
calling jupiter a “failed star” is like calling a frog a “failed reptile”.
...why do i this makes sense...
Or a dailed tadpole 😂😂😂
@@nicolascanuto1908 probably because reptiles evolved from proto-amphibians. the current phylogenic consensus is that proto-amphibians evolved from the closest relatives of the present day lungfish, and modern amphibians branched off fairly early on, while reptiles are descendants of a different order of proto-amphibians.
@@mossy8419deuterium fusion is the easiest fusion made by PROTOstars
I was the 1000 like😂🎉🎉🎉
He respected the hell out of our favorite planet, and I respect the hell out of him 🫡
I love Jupiter 🥹
Go Jupiter!!!
Our favorite planet in the solar system*
HELL YEAH!
Our favorite planet?? Excuse me, speak for yourself. I’m sticking with my day one, Earth.
Bro didn’t like his homeboy Jupiter getting pressed like that 💀
Jupiter hearing this discussion : "Oh I'm a failure eh? Here have a meteor!"
Underrated
Yeah fr cuz Jupiter's gravitational field is strong enough to keep the asteroid belt from pelting asteroids at us😓
You get a meteor! He gets a meteor! She gets a meteor! Everyone gets a meteor!
I’ve got a meteor for you.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.😶
Bro is arguing with himself, yet it never fails to educate, props to him.
It's good thing that he is learning from himself
I am genuinely surprised how massive Jupiter is. I used to think that Jupiter and Saturn were comparable in mass as they are pretty close in size but apparently not. Cool to see that my favorite planet is so helpful. Since Jupiter’s mass is so much more compared to the other planets combined, 2.5 times more somehow, Jupiter helps protect all of the other planets! I hope that Jupiter gets more credit.
Omg same!i thought this two were massive together but jupiter is on another level
@@gelekkelek6714Saturn is less massive because of its hydrogen composition but it’s only 60% smaller than jupiter
My favourite planet is Uranus 🫦💀
@@MindYourbusiness1960 only😭only 60%
I'm no expert and dont claim to be one so dont take what I say as absolute on this but as I have heard elsewhere at least a couple times, Jupiter doesnt just protect the planets in the inner solar system it also attracts potentially harmful objects like asteroids in the first place so it's also partly the cause of dangers aswel as protecting us from most of em... I'm not fully sure if it's TRUE but i remember hearing of it, just thought it was worth a mention
Cant wait to see the ufc lag switch guru during the aspinall interview MW2 style
"the transition towards stars begins with brown dwarves. failed stars that are a huge disappointment to their mums."
- kurzgesagt
sans?
snans@@itsnoteasy5880
It was mums not moms
I love those damn birds 😂😂😂
@@wendygao9342 mb
Calling Jupiter a failed star is like calling a successful biochemical engineer a failed medic
Lol its true
In some departments around the world, any scientist is a failed theoretical physicist.
No it's like calling a monkey failed human
MEDIC!*failed theme*
@@Idk-g1l9w get behind me doctor!
Actual failed stars do exist. They're called American Idol winners.
That was kinda wholesome and uplifting
I like both ideas, Jupiter just be doing its thing and its gonna keep doing its thing until we're long gone
"I shield them from asteroids and thats how they called me"
~Jupiter
Opposite
Jupiter actually flings more asteroids at earth than not
Birds: "Then were you taking a day off 66 million years ago?..."
Are you fr?
@@CarterFelixOfficial hea getting revenge
Jupiter getting more emotional support from a youtube short than I get from my family
😂😂😂❤
I'm here for you bro of you wanna talk(no homo)
he doesn’t deserve it either
cheers
#2Spirit
Huh?
@@KhaoticDeterminism
@@WoodenPlatformu deserve better bro
This reminds me of when my mom would say “well yeah, you’re a small in adult size, but you’re an extra large in kids size!” I was 12 by that point
"It failed just short of being massive enough"- Jupiter's pre workout before he starts the bulk
No comments but 136 likes? lemme fix that
Why earth doesnt be a star wich means where all failures
@@Man_peacefullyour grammar is a failure
@@Mama03514 Am not a person that speaks english very well but thanks for thanks for the compliment.
Yay :)
Someone who actually understands stuff and doesn’t post fake garbage
Unfortunately, I must say that jupiter isn't a failed star, but the aftermath of collisions of gas bubbles. Many people say that jupiter is a failed star, but it doesn't make sense to say it since it's a gas giant that formed normally
@@KermitSFI mean if you watch the video entirely that’s exactly what he’s saying as well
So true
@@KermitSFBlud didn’t watch the entire video
@@KermitSFWatch the entire video before you comment.
To clarify in case anyone's confused (watched this with someone who was), Jupiter's size is as large as a Brown Dwarf (or really close to), but it's not dense enough. The gas giants in our solar system are lacking in any density for whatever reason. The biggest example is Saturn, who's density would allow it to float on water
Now excuse my ignorance but could it be due to Jupiter's angular velocity?
@@guythat779Probably because of it's composition, Jupiter is a planet made out of gas, so the density is low.
@nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375 yeah but the original comment implied its density is less than we expect them to be given their average temperature and mass
Thanks for adding this, I was planning to ask about density in relation to mass. My understanding is that massive and mass can mean two different things. My question is if density must then be a key part of the equation in addition to how much mass the gaseous stellar object has?
And yet he insists on jupiter being part of the planets when jupiter isn't a planet at all it's a gas giant, a big sphere of gas
This was the point-counterpoint-counterpoint on Jupiter that I’ve been looking for
My parents talking about me:
My favorite teacher:
Same buddy same
"He's not a failed student, he's a incredibly successful clown!"
@@LaPlace_Kiddo 🙏😭🤣🤣bruh you cooked
@@LaPlace_Kiddonah you got me there 😂
Fr
Moms explaining what their older kid is like
And grandmas defending the older kid
What
@@samueljehannoyou wouldn't get it....
@@Order66-it's alright that they know not the blight that is being the middlest kid.
@@christopherthompson5400 I am the only child 💀
@@Order66- ✈️🏢🏢
"no i'm a star, please i'm a staaar"
“No I’m a star! PlEase I’m a STARRrRrrRrARrRrRrRrrRrRr! 😭😭😫😫😩”
Bro not rielays that if jupider was a star we wil be dead
@@EdiBrujbanbro is speaking another language 💀
@@ultraxv💀
Yo
Sagittarius:"and I took that personally"
As jupiter, I really needed to hear that today to boost my self confidence
As self confidence, I really wanted to Jupiter that yesterday
@@Ambifactor As really wanting, I really wanted to see someone really want something
This man makes super high quality content.
Naw is alright he started copying just like everyone now days
lolwut?@@JoeGaming93
@@DotAHeaD-JamieJupiter-Xander he copies other ppl that started this is a new trend ppl talking about this shit 😒 is cool but nothing no other guy that does the same thing he does haven't explain us
u srs?@@JoeGaming93
@@JoeGaming93stick to video games kid
Jupiter isnt a failure,he protects us
Fun fact: they've done a simulation of the solar system and found that Earth got hit less by meteors when Jupiter didn't exist. Jupiter is the mean big brother, basically
@@robotboytrbmobile4945 yeah, but its only a simulation, so we still dont know yet
@@AMDRyzen57500F fair
I’m just gone say this but why tf are we so hung up on researching the solar system humanity hasn’t even been to mars yet yeh maybe that goofy ass car but for the rest nothing much
@@AMDRyzen57500FThe thing is, Jupiter doesn't just attract the asteroids to himself so they wouldn't hit Earth, he just changes the orbits of asteroid, which may result in both asteroids going somewhere where it won't hit Earth, and Asteroid's orbit changing so it will go even closer to the Earth. So he isn't really a big brother who protects the Earth, he just messes around with people, which end up in either them avoiding his little sister so they won't get in trouble again, or getting even more aggressive and wnding going straight to her to beat her up as revenge
bro became so lonely that he is arguing with himself 😭
I've always said that brown dwarfs aren't failed stars, they're overachieving planets.
50/50 if they are disappointments, overachievers or having an identity crisis
Without Jupiter, we'll be bombarded by gigantic asteroids.
And because of a simulation, they think we are better without mr baby brown dwarf
Not entirely correct.
@@LyricVibes0 tell me genius what solutions before we throw u at space and get hit by a astroid
Yes
@@LyricVibes0Yes, Jupiter is the reason the asteroids in the belt stay beyond the inner solar system.
Thank you Jupiter for capturing most asteroids that probably allowed us to be here today.🤞🏼
Jupiter actually throws asteroids toward us. They've done a simulation of our solar system and found that without Jupiter, Earth got hit less
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@@robotboytrbmobile4945proof?
@@robotboytrbmobile4945jupu do both😅
Simulation 😂
Keep on living in that@@robotboytrbmobile4945
"99 percent of gas giants quit before they become stars"
“Mom, dad.. I’m not a failure.. I’m just an incredibly successful monkey.”
😂😂😂
People: jupiter is a failure
Scientists: jupiter is a succes
Real science Jupiter is a aigma
Everyone gangsta until jupiter becomes a star
Earth is not a star and yet everyone loves it for not being one. Shout out to Jupiter for staying true to itself.
@@blackmamba___people love earth because we live on it?
they love it cuz its the only reason we exist@@blackmamba___
Jupiter - I don't give a damn
Pluto 🗿
This reminded me about how sad it was when Pluto lost its Club Membership back in 2006😢
Real ones still call it a planet🫡
Pluto been here longer than those people who think they know what planets are. We rocking with Pluto because Pluto rocking with us
*club penguin membership
@@terra249594372🫡
I still hate Tyson for his role in that!
Him: talking about wether Jupiter is a failed star or not
Me: trying to remember what the name of that ball is
Mova globe
I know It’s boobs right righTTTT
Jupiter?
Edit: wait, i'm stupid...
Jupiter???
The red dot I think it called the
Red spot
When that one kid pays attention in science
I love your hair. And Impressive knowledge, learned a lot around Astro-Physics.
Me noticing how that small Jupiter was wiggling throughout the whole short
Same
Am I the only person who went back to look?
@@saintsinner4074YES you are
@@WildmanTrading Well Damn
it’s called a MOVA globe. you can search them up, they’re really cool but expensive as shit
Jupiter rn " WELL I DID NOT WANT TO BE A STAR"
Jupiter's dad : You d̶o̶c̶t̶o̶r̶ star yet?
This was actually interesting to watch 🤔
One mans "Just short" is another mans "50 times too small"
Except it ISN'T 50 times too small. It is 80% the size of a star.
It's not really about size though it's about its mass
@@protoborgexcept the smallest star (a red dwarf) named SSSPM J2356-3426 has a radius of about 58000 km which fits with your 80 percent, but thats where most similarities end. They clearly meant the mass with that sentence.
@@protoborgvolume vs mass buddy
I love how detailed that model is, and its subtle movement
pretty sure its from Mova Globe
It's called a mova globe and they are way less attractive in person and way overpriced.
Jupiter is gonna see this, and it will make his day
Like it will complete it's 1 axial rotation after watching this short is what you mean?
Kurzgesagt bullying the living hell out of brown dwarfs
"Man ion wanna do this no more"
-jupiter
100'th like
This is the astrophisics version of "It's average😭😭"
Moral of the story: Dont get sad for what you couldnt become. Proud of of what you have achived
The equivalent of saying a dentist is a failed Neurosurgeon.
Bro just made Jupiter happy
Me having watched so many of this guys vids that I have a galaxy brain:
😂🌌🙌
see what u did there lmao
Bro is out there defending his homie jupiter, mad respect fr🙏💯🔥🔥
"You're low S tier"
"No, I'm high A tier"
HD 39091 b:"im 10x larger than jupiter but people dont call me a failure"
So underrated😂
Underrated comment
Because it’s not a asian kid
FAILURE!?!?!
“McDonalds is a failed buffet”
No it's a successful fast-food restaurant
@@Fake-artist_809 exactly, and Jupiter is a successful planet
As a 5'7 south east Asian, I can say indeed that im a Brown Dwarf 💀
Bro isn't the south asian average smthin like 5'4?
@@ScientObject40 doesnt mean he cant be taller than that
And stereotypes will say you're a failed star, star referring to successful career 😭
@@AbdullahMalik-yr2yr Yeah, but that means he's far from a dwarf.
@@rigurei think that's what this comment meant
My man murked himself in his own argument 💀
This may be the most interesting and intriguing thing I learned today thanks man!
Don't forget when Jupiter saved earth from a meteor
How can we forget? Jupiter have done that more than once
This guy now needs to be my new science teacher
Jupiter protects us but also propels asteroids towards us in different circumstances, like it or not, Jupiter is the big brother we deserved
If jupiter was a star then we probably wouldn't be alive
Why?
It's positioning would likely really mess with how the orbits in our system would be established. Changes in ghat would likely tip the very very fine tuned dials needed to have the right conditions for life on our planet.
@@biswajitsahoo9368 Two stars in one Solar System would dramatically shift it's Center of Mass. As it is the Center of Mass is pretty much the Center of the Sun. With a 2nd Sun added on the Center of Mass would move somewhere closer to the surface of the Sun and every celestial body would now orbit that point. As a result, we would now be far closer to the Sun and receiving Solar Energy from two separate directions as well as just more in general. Due to that, Earth's temperature would shoot up dramatically and make life no longer sustainable to the current degree.
@@biswajitsahoo9368if we didn’t die from over heating
We would be torn apart
The outer planets will orbit Jupiter and the inner will orbit the sun or get ripped to shreds
Who feels bad for Brown Dwarfs
👇
Edit: Guys chill its just a joke, Ik u cant feel bad for a literally space object.
Edit 2: I came back after a long time, I am very sorry for like begging.
I feel so dumb :(
Dude not cool. They’re people like you and me and should be treated as such
Wait did you mean the stars?
@@rohitsaralaya1449 💀 bro took that way too literal
''But we want to talk about Stars, not failed wannabe Stars, so let's move on.''
-Kurzgesagt
@@rohitsaralaya1449don't know if you're serious or not lmao
@@rohitsaralaya1449 LOOL
Jupiter: thanks for taking my side, man!
"Well fuck this shit. Im just gonna be a big ass planet"
-Jupiter
Jupiter is our body guard.
I think he has launched a few meteorites towards us
@@critickmanI think we can forgive him for that since he can’t exactly see
@@Vengeful_Octopus na bro that is 100% personal
I call him fat
I think we might be screwed 💀
Why am I always classified as a male..
Like… I’m just a big Jovian planet??
Thats a nova globe if anyone is wondering
was literally wondering what it was, thank you😭🙏
Now I'm going to buy one of the Earth. Thank you for letting us know what that's called.
This channel got me interested a bit in astronomy. Not enough to read any books on it but I can watch this whole short about Jupiter.
Jupiter is literally the definition of "Nuh Uh"