Ayo bruh i got a question , everybody as a kid i know of got that one ass whoopin' they ain't never gon' forget right , if you remember about yours and tell me how it went down imma tell you how the one whoopin' that i never forgot myself went down , it was downright bad , they f#cked me up so bad i thought i was 'boutta die !
My mother was born in Korea and raised by a bunch of nuns. So she brought me some old school catholic ass whoopings. My dad was military, so he just ran me through drills to discipline mistakes. Neither was fun, but didn't happen often, and the times it did, I definitely earned it lol.
I had the old school parents/grand parents. They liked to say "go grab a switch out the yard". Nothing like the mental torture of picking your own ass whooping instrument
I'm Chinese I got my ass kicked! My dad was a Chinese folk dancer, who can kick really really high! Let's put it this way, I remember one beating I actually made air!!
Farmboy here. Never got a beating. We got the 3.45 wakeup if we behaved bad. Nothing kept me in check as the prospect of being dragged out of bed to carry hay at 4 in the morning.
we lived in the country but didn't have a farm my dad would just get lonely when no one was talking to him on his CB radio and he would wake me up at 4am and if I complained I didn't wake up until 5am for school he would say girl if you don't get up and talk to me I will get you up at 3 tomorrow now once I was 13 he had a pig I was terrified of and if I misbehaved he would make me go feed her before going to school.
I usually just got the hand, but I was about three when I threatened to go live with my favourite aunt at the time once when I got in trouble. My mom said ok, called my aunt and told her, and then packed my bag for me IN FRONT OF ME asking me what I'll need, and then brought me to the front door to wait. Her elaborate reaction to my little toddler threat scared me so badly, I never did that again
One time I cut class in 7th grade and my counselor called my house. I came home after school and asked where dad was. My mom said, "out looking for you." I left and didn't come home until around 11 pm. Got my hide tanned for that one.
I did the same thing but in 2nd grade.. Went to a pool with my friend. Long story short, I got a free ride home by the Police and turns out the officer and my mom knew each other. Somebody got hurt real bad that day
Yes just laugh. This is the beauty of comedy and taboo topics can be discussed. Everyone always hides their laughter, which shows that everyone is suppressing their true self. Comedians are the only people left that speak truth.
My dad still loves telling the story about how one time when us kids knew we were going to get a whooping we put on every pair of underwear we had to cushion the blow. I guess in our kid brains we thought he wouldn’t notice that we looked like we were wearing fully loaded diapers under our pants lol
I'm of Irish decent, so I'm freckled and pasty white. My dad, who was single due to my mom's passing, would belt whip my sisters and I. To top it all off, because he's a jokester, he'd sing a tune as he did it. He'd sing "I see your hiny, it's red and shiny.... and when you wiggle, it makes me giggle." I have two boys ages 16 and 13. I've given them the business once each when they were young. I've never had to lay hands on them since, just the threat alone has them acting right. I think there may be something to the whole "Spare the rod, spoil the child" thing.
As an Asian, I give you the laugh card This shit is hilarious cuz he's highlights how ridiculous racist stereotypes. Think of it as equality by offending everyone
Hey Staci and Justin, have been following you guys way to much! Staci's fault. Sorry Justin. LOL. You two are an adorable couple, beautiful, smart, intelligent and articulate. Petters and you two just proved we have the same values even though we have different origins. Humor is the best, we expect we are different and find out we are the same!!!!!
I remember my younger brother & I thought it was a good idea to throw rocks from our driveway to see how close we could get without hitting the neighbors house. Mom sent us to bed, when dad came home, he lit us up like a Christmas tree.
I’m white and if I talked to my parents like that as a kid, I’d still be in a coma And regarding Staci’s story, my dad would have roasted me so hard. He always did, didn’t care who was around, if I was acting up.
A little late to comment... My mother is full-blooded mexican and my sister and I got our butts whooped on the regular! One time, my sister and I thought it would be a great idea to hide her favorite paddle. To this day I regret not just throwing the darn thing away. So she sought the paddle after some time and couldn't find it so we just got whooped with her hand.... until the day she found the paddle... I don't remember anything that happened that night.
QOTD: Did I get beat as a kid? Did I get B E A T???? HELL YEAH I GOT BEAT AS A KID!!! I'm 5'4, I should've been 6'5!! I got beat so much it stunted my growth!!! I got the hand, I got the belt, when my dad was disabled I got the crutches, any and all inanimate objects were fair play in the disciplinary chart. And my friends thought I was being abused... because they were white bread with the crust cut off kids. They figured I was white, but I'm a half-breed. Half White, half Native American. My parents didn't give a shit about this "timeout/go to your room and think about what you did" crap. I screwed up, I got a case of "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad". I totaled my dad's car when I was 17, I begged the cop not to take me home. She took me home anyways. Bitch. "To protect and serve" my ass!
Discipline is needed for children, a whooping, long lectures, grounding/punishment, are necessary for a child to develop properly into a productive adult. I grew up in a time when not just our parents whopped our asses, but the neighborhood would if we really messed up.
I think I was about 4 years old when my uncle taught me the words, "child abuse, torture." I only used them one time when my mom wouldn't buy me a candy bar at the store. My dad hit harder but I preferred getting whipped by him. 2 or 3 swats with a belt and it was over. My mom lost her mind and it would be a 3-5 minute beating with whatever she could get her hands on. The worst was the extension cord. I was also fortunate that we could take swats at school instead of suspension. One time my mom told my dad to spank me and my cousin for something, I don't remember what. He didn't think we deserved it and told us to fake as he hit his belt on the bed.
My dad was a drill sergeant, I won't mention what all went on. But as a kid, I interpreted the punishment completely wrong. I know now it's for disciplinary reasons, but as a kid I just felt like it was just an ass-whooping that I was getting anyway so it didn't matter what I'd do.
He must mean Canadian white kids, because in the south we got beat 😂 If you even said “yes ma’am” with the wrong “tone”...😳 if you had the wrong look on your face...belt, switch, old wooden cooking spoon, hand, it didn’t matter 😂
My dad had different tiers of paddles n switches XD If you talked back or lied you got spanked with a switch off a tree if you did something like really bad then you got this ruler he had and if you did something really really bad you got the belt. He even had this like 3 foot board that he threatened us with but he never used it lmao.
I was the oldest of two..sooo whenever they F*CKED UP..I WAS SENOR PUNCHING BAG..ALSO, LAUNDRY, FOOD SHOPPING, BED MAKING, EVERYTHING ON ME (BUT NOW THAT IM MARRIED, MYSELF AND WIFEY,ENTIRE HOUSE DONE AND DONE BY HALF PAST NOON.(THANKS POPS)
wooden spoon, ping pong paddle, and belt from 5ish until 10 then it was a paddle but I was pretty good at not getting caught doing stuff the few times I did get punished before I was 10 was because of yelling at my mom not to cuss in front of my baby sister, not fighting back when someone hit me first and one time for losing track of time and staying out past streetlights coming on every spanking but one after the age of 9 was for refusing to finish a fight
Yeah my dad made a switch for my grandmother out of a fishing pole took the eyes of the fishing pole up pulled it in half and that was her switch and she walked our ass back wherever she could hit us with it we got it probably until the age of 15 then you could go ahead and start blocking it
As an Indian, my mom did all the ass whooping. She used everything and the worst was making you pick out your own tree branch to whoop you with. My dad never laid a finger on me. If you go dad mad, you better be in a whole different zip code before he gets out of his chair. Kind of of the same as finding out you just killed John Wick's dog,
I never got whooped as a kid. Didn't know who my mother was, so there was no mother around to whoop me. As for my father he didn't care enough to whoop me, he was never around enough for that. So yeah, no my parents never whooped me.
I remember when I was little I use to get a ass whooped by my mom with a wide belt , I did something stupid in school and my mom had to leave work to get me and once we got home my mom didn't say anything to me so I knew something was gonna happen when I heard her dresser draw closed hard , she swung at me with the belt hit me like 2 times then I got pissed and grabbed the belt when she swung again , it was a big mistake in my part cause it made her even more pissed and she started swinging all crazy at me at my arms legs and head , ever since then I stopped acting up , I'm a grown man now but still to this day my mom tells me if you act stupid I don't care how old you are I'll still whoop your ass cause you know I raised you right not to be doin stupid shit
My dad was the easy going guy. My mom was the one who discipline. When I was 16 got caught for mushrooms. My mom yelled at for me for an hour. After she left the room my dad gave me 40dollars cause it was may long. He was always the easy one. I was hit 2 times. One once by my mother in the face and dad on my back side. I'm a white Canadaian so it's a little different here but get the video best to my ability. We definitely weren't beaten though which we probably did deserve.
Yeah there is a difference between a beating and discipline. I can remember each of my whoopings and remember exactly why it happened. There is an important overarching lesson that many people miss. You can think you are smarter but there is always a person bigger or more powerful that will whoop your ass if you get out of line. Example: Go and walk up to a gang members woman and grab her by the chest, or simply say something disrespectful. Sure the guy may go to jail, but by the time he is done with you, you will be in the hospital or dead. Push ANYONE too far and civility goes out the window. In that situation you are playing around with life and death, and if you are not ready for that situation, you damn well should put yourself in that situation in the first place. Moral of the story. Cross a line with some people and they just don't give a fuck what happens to them as long as they fuck you up.
I grew up as a heavy boy. My dad put me across his lap to slap the heck outta my butt. However, i was 230lbs at the time with a 190lb father... He blew out his back so bad that he had to go to the hospital... Needless to say, there was hell to pay when he got home!!! Btw, I'm Irish, so it was a European beating!!! 😆
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WTF? are you kidding? l got tied to a kitchen chair and whipped with an extension cord, . . mom was a savage. she often hit you with anything convenient, she liked to snatch it out of your hand and whack your hand with it, l smartened up and started 'lobbing' it to her so she'd have to catch it, then orient it to hit me, by then l'm well beyond reach, so she often just threw it. . . if l had to reveal any manner of silver lining, l guess it would have to be that her impatience gave me enough practice to hone my reflexes. . l've dropped dozens of eggs in my life, but only one ever broke.
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Ayo bruh i got a question , everybody as a kid i know of got that one ass whoopin' they ain't never gon' forget right , if you remember about yours and tell me how it went down imma tell you how the one whoopin' that i never forgot myself went down , it was downright bad , they f#cked me up so bad i thought i was 'boutta die !
My mother was born in Korea and raised by a bunch of nuns. So she brought me some old school catholic ass whoopings. My dad was military, so he just ran me through drills to discipline mistakes. Neither was fun, but didn't happen often, and the times it did, I definitely earned it lol.
I had the old school parents/grand parents. They liked to say "go grab a switch out the yard". Nothing like the mental torture of picking your own ass whooping instrument
Yep! Every time just going to get the switch, and trying to get a thin one so it wouldn't hurt as bad lol! My grandmother also hit me with the paddle!
Sheeesh... whay did you have to do to deserve that?
Pretty much anything. The switch was a go to.
Yeah I remember doing that myself. Also made me a good gardener.
My mom would have said, 'Call them...I could use a break for a few days.' lol
Haha I feel my mom would say something similar.
She is a G 🤣🙏🏾
I'm Chinese I got my ass kicked! My dad was a Chinese folk dancer, who can kick really really high! Let's put it this way, I remember one beating I actually made air!!
Holy shit
That’s... that’s horrible
@@slugdoom5373 🤣
Farmboy here. Never got a beating.
We got the 3.45 wakeup if we behaved bad.
Nothing kept me in check as the prospect of being dragged out of bed to carry hay at 4 in the morning.
Dad still wakes me up at 4. I feel you.
we lived in the country but didn't have a farm my dad would just get lonely when no one was talking to him on his CB radio and he would wake me up at 4am and if I complained I didn't wake up until 5am for school he would say girl if you don't get up and talk to me I will get you up at 3 tomorrow now once I was 13 he had a pig I was terrified of and if I misbehaved he would make me go feed her before going to school.
guys, you are so good with your reactions...both of you were really enjoying it, cheers!!
My mom had a stealth backhand. I always underestimated the distance between us.
Force Backhand.
This is the best version of this routine. The newer one is from “Outsourced” from the US. This one is from a special he did exclusively in Canada.
The whole “$34.50” bit was amazing too. 🤣
I usually just got the hand, but I was about three when I threatened to go live with my favourite aunt at the time once when I got in trouble. My mom said ok, called my aunt and told her, and then packed my bag for me IN FRONT OF ME asking me what I'll need, and then brought me to the front door to wait. Her elaborate reaction to my little toddler threat scared me so badly, I never did that again
One time I cut class in 7th grade and my counselor called my house. I came home after school and asked where dad was. My mom said, "out looking for you." I left and didn't come home until around 11 pm. Got my hide tanned for that one.
Oh noo i can only imagine! However situations like that made you a better person in the long run!
I did the same thing but in 2nd grade.. Went to a pool with my friend. Long story short, I got a free ride home by the Police and turns out the officer and my mom knew each other.
Somebody got hurt real bad that day
What the hell did you do?
Yes just laugh. This is the beauty of comedy and taboo topics can be discussed. Everyone always hides their laughter, which shows that everyone is suppressing their true self. Comedians are the only people left that speak truth.
My dad still loves telling the story about how one time when us kids knew we were going to get a whooping we put on every pair of underwear we had to cushion the blow. I guess in our kid brains we thought he wouldn’t notice that we looked like we were wearing fully loaded diapers under our pants lol
i loved hearing your story...you have a new fan you guys
I usually don't watch comedies much but this one had me laughing 😁👍
Went to the same high school as him, think he was a year ahead if me.
Dang that's pretty awesome.
@@YBMJETT Check out the bit on deaf kids. talks about him being moved to a "special school lol"
Of course I did being an Indian lol. Got the belt & everything.
I'm of Irish decent, so I'm freckled and pasty white. My dad, who was single due to my mom's passing, would belt whip my sisters and I. To top it all off, because he's a jokester, he'd sing a tune as he did it. He'd sing "I see your hiny, it's red and shiny.... and when you wiggle, it makes me giggle." I have two boys ages 16 and 13. I've given them the business once each when they were young. I've never had to lay hands on them since, just the threat alone has them acting right. I think there may be something to the whole "Spare the rod, spoil the child" thing.
That's a funny song, too bad it came with an was whooping 🤣
As an Asian, I give you the laugh card
This shit is hilarious cuz he's highlights how ridiculous racist stereotypes. Think of it as equality by offending everyone
Hey Staci and Justin, have been following you guys way to much! Staci's fault. Sorry Justin. LOL. You two are an adorable couple, beautiful, smart, intelligent and articulate. Petters and you two just proved we have the same values even though we have different origins. Humor is the best, we expect we are different and find out we are the same!!!!!
i gosh darn love u guys
I never got spanked with a belt, but my mother used the backside of a plastic hairbrush (knowledge) to our seat of understanding. Boy, that stung!!
Whooped and my own words came back to me. My mom didn't play! With whatever she could grab at the moment.
I remember my younger brother & I thought it was a good idea to throw rocks from our driveway to see how close we could get without hitting the neighbors house. Mom sent us to bed, when dad came home, he lit us up like a Christmas tree.
oh the good memories :)
Haha that's how it works mom sent us to bed! Then dad gets off of work and ......Its over!!!
@@YBMJETT yep, been there.
@@YBMJETT I've never forgotten that butt whooping. Plus my dad being a large man, I already knew we were in for some pain. Never did that again.
Russell Peters is fantastic!
I’m white and if I talked to my parents like that as a kid, I’d still be in a coma
And regarding Staci’s story, my dad would have roasted me so hard. He always did, didn’t care who was around, if I was acting up.
Justin you ran out of hands for those speeding tickets, LOL.
Wait a second did my parents have a trust fund, I got ripped off, I just got a hand me down truck.
you guys do good reactions
A little late to comment...
My mother is full-blooded mexican and my sister and I got our butts whooped on the regular! One time, my sister and I thought it would be a great idea to hide her favorite paddle. To this day I regret not just throwing the darn thing away. So she sought the paddle after some time and couldn't find it so we just got whooped with her hand.... until the day she found the paddle... I don't remember anything that happened that night.
QOTD: Did I get beat as a kid? Did I get B E A T???? HELL YEAH I GOT BEAT AS A KID!!! I'm 5'4, I should've been 6'5!! I got beat so much it stunted my growth!!! I got the hand, I got the belt, when my dad was disabled I got the crutches, any and all inanimate objects were fair play in the disciplinary chart. And my friends thought I was being abused... because they were white bread with the crust cut off kids. They figured I was white, but I'm a half-breed. Half White, half Native American. My parents didn't give a shit about this "timeout/go to your room and think about what you did" crap. I screwed up, I got a case of "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad". I totaled my dad's car when I was 17, I begged the cop not to take me home. She took me home anyways. Bitch. "To protect and serve" my ass!
I mean it does sound a little like abuse...
awww.you all are so cool and cute together
Discipline is needed for children, a whooping, long lectures, grounding/punishment, are necessary for a child to develop properly into a productive adult. I grew up in a time when not just our parents whopped our asses, but the neighborhood would if we really messed up.
I think I was about 4 years old when my uncle taught me the words, "child abuse, torture." I only used them one time when my mom wouldn't buy me a candy bar at the store.
My dad hit harder but I preferred getting whipped by him. 2 or 3 swats with a belt and it was over. My mom lost her mind and it would be a 3-5 minute beating with whatever she could get her hands on. The worst was the extension cord. I was also fortunate that we could take swats at school instead of suspension.
One time my mom told my dad to spank me and my cousin for something, I don't remember what. He didn't think we deserved it and told us to fake as he hit his belt on the bed.
Haha I wouldn't dare talk back to my parents. I'd get the belt. I remember the good old days. 😂💀
My dad was a drill sergeant, I won't mention what all went on. But as a kid, I interpreted the punishment completely wrong. I know now it's for disciplinary reasons, but as a kid I just felt like it was just an ass-whooping that I was getting anyway so it didn't matter what I'd do.
My son pulled the "Call Child Services" on me. I told him, go ahead, Ill beat him, too!!!🤓
He must mean Canadian white kids, because in the south we got beat 😂 If you even said “yes ma’am” with the wrong “tone”...😳 if you had the wrong look on your face...belt, switch, old wooden cooking spoon, hand, it didn’t matter 😂
My dad had different tiers of paddles n switches XD If you talked back or lied you got spanked with a switch off a tree if you did something like really bad then you got this ruler he had and if you did something really really bad you got the belt. He even had this like 3 foot board that he threatened us with but he never used it lmao.
Justin n Stacie TV. My ass was whoop when I was growing up, for a little mistake. Back in the Philippines..
I was the oldest of two..sooo whenever they F*CKED UP..I WAS SENOR PUNCHING BAG..ALSO, LAUNDRY, FOOD SHOPPING, BED MAKING, EVERYTHING ON ME (BUT NOW THAT IM MARRIED, MYSELF AND WIFEY,ENTIRE HOUSE DONE AND DONE BY HALF PAST NOON.(THANKS POPS)
wooden spoon, ping pong paddle, and belt from 5ish until 10 then it was a paddle but I was pretty good at not getting caught doing stuff the few times I did get punished before I was 10 was because of yelling at my mom not to cuss in front of my baby sister, not fighting back when someone hit me first and one time for losing track of time and staying out past streetlights coming on every spanking but one after the age of 9 was for refusing to finish a fight
Latin Leprechaun and yes my mom (Irish) put the beat down. I thinks it's more a class thing. Poor parents don't play...at least mine didn't.
Yeah my dad made a switch for my grandmother out of a fishing pole took the eyes of the fishing pole up pulled it in half and that was her switch and she walked our ass back wherever she could hit us with it we got it probably until the age of 15 then you could go ahead and start blocking it
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Glad you enjoyed it as much as we did!
Yeah I used to get beat with the wooden spoon and have sit at the table with a bar of soap in my mouth if I cursed at my mom
As an Indian, my mom did all the ass whooping. She used everything and the worst was making you pick out your own tree branch to whoop you with. My dad never laid a finger on me. If you go dad mad, you better be in a whole different zip code before he gets out of his chair. Kind of of the same as finding out you just killed John Wick's dog,
I never got whooped as a kid. Didn't know who my mother was, so there was no mother around to whoop me. As for my father he didn't care enough to whoop me, he was never around enough for that. So yeah, no my parents never whooped me.
I remember when I was little I use to get a ass whooped by my mom with a wide belt , I did something stupid in school and my mom had to leave work to get me and once we got home my mom didn't say anything to me so I knew something was gonna happen when I heard her dresser draw closed hard , she swung at me with the belt hit me like 2 times then I got pissed and grabbed the belt when she swung again , it was a big mistake in my part cause it made her even more pissed and she started swinging all crazy at me at my arms legs and head , ever since then I stopped acting up , I'm a grown man now but still to this day my mom tells me if you act stupid I don't care how old you are I'll still whoop your ass cause you know I raised you right not to be doin stupid shit
Growing up, if we were lucky, dad would get the belt. If we REALLY fucked up, mum would get the solid wood rolling pin.
The public ass whoopings were the worst
My dad was the easy going guy. My mom was the one who discipline. When I was 16 got caught for mushrooms. My mom yelled at for me for an hour. After she left the room my dad gave me 40dollars cause it was may long. He was always the easy one. I was hit 2 times. One once by my mother in the face and dad on my back side. I'm a white Canadaian so it's a little different here but get the video best to my ability. We definitely weren't beaten though which we probably did deserve.
Yeah there is a difference between a beating and discipline. I can remember each of my whoopings and remember exactly why it happened. There is an important overarching lesson that many people miss. You can think you are smarter but there is always a person bigger or more powerful that will whoop your ass if you get out of line. Example: Go and walk up to a gang members woman and grab her by the chest, or simply say something disrespectful. Sure the guy may go to jail, but by the time he is done with you, you will be in the hospital or dead. Push ANYONE too far and civility goes out the window. In that situation you are playing around with life and death, and if you are not ready for that situation, you damn well should put yourself in that situation in the first place. Moral of the story. Cross a line with some people and they just don't give a fuck what happens to them as long as they fuck you up.
I grew up as a heavy boy. My dad put me across his lap to slap the heck outta my butt. However, i was 230lbs at the time with a 190lb father... He blew out his back so bad that he had to go to the hospital... Needless to say, there was hell to pay when he got home!!! Btw, I'm Irish, so it was a European beating!!! 😆
Lad 190 is big enough to ragdol someone who was 230 😂😂 ur dad should of trained or something
Try his bit about going to Saudi Arabia.
tHAT WAS THE CRAP MY DAD WOULD SAY . i CAN just make another their were 9 kids.
Hey guys what's up great video reaction keep them coming. Can you please react to imtherealak let loose.
You are beautiful people:) I wish I knew you.
Am i the only one who remmbers this sketch to phoning child services not children aid ?
I suggest reacting to An idiot abroad, peter kay , lee Evans, Bill burr. I'm subscribing but in the mean time, these will make you famous like you two deserve . you're welcome! only if you invite me over for some food when you get married
WTF? are you kidding? l got tied to a kitchen chair and whipped with an extension cord, . . mom was a savage. she often hit you with anything convenient, she liked to snatch it out of your hand and whack your hand with it, l smartened up and started 'lobbing' it to her so she'd have to catch it, then orient it to hit me, by then l'm well beyond reach, so she often just threw it. . . if l had to reveal any manner of silver lining, l guess it would have to be that her impatience gave me enough practice to hone my reflexes. . l've dropped dozens of eggs in my life, but only one ever broke.
May mom beat me with curtains tray
I was raised by my great grandparents and I got the tast slapped out of my mouth I got the hairbrush willow switch and learned my lesson from it to
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QOD is Nope beat but should have been
my mums german that is all
Spank is better word.
Paddle on the bum and soap on my tongue.
Hey, check out Russell's video " Adventures in Saudi Arabia" . It's hilarious
The troof
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