I think the funniest part of this stream is they could've been playing the game the whole time and had the exact same conversation because it's viscera cleanup detail
In my elementary years, we had the Mak'gora tradition as Dave explained it: the fight was a challenge issued and met, and once the fight had ended it would be resolved. If Mark said Peter smelled, and they fought, the victor would determine the outcome: if Mark triumphed, then Peter would forevermore bear the stain of being "smelly Peter." But if Peter won, then he was not and likely never was smelly, and then using his position of absolute status, he could call Mark smelly and Mark would bear that stain. Such was the credo of schoolyard honor. Additionally, whomever could complete a task or cross a distance the fastest was generally treated preferentially by the social hierarchy. To us, agility meant status; if you were the fastest kid, it meant you held social weight and were "cool." The truest "cool kid" in elementary school was both undefeated in single combat and the swiftest of foot, and his cronies would be elected based upon their proficiency in kickball. To call for a teacher was the greatest social shame one could bear, and no feats of speed or strength could shed such a sin. A righteous master of the playground would stand and fight his own battles, no matter the foe. Boys and girls were equals in the fevered pitch of battle, as well. It mattered not their gender, honor was honor and those who would not stand and fight were always ridiculed. To my surprise, this hierarchy did not survive the jump to the upper years of schooling. Middle school was a cutthroat aristocracy of lies, stigma, and deceit. I believe this to be a result of the income difference of the area; my middle school was considerably more affluent, and full to the brim with students who enjoyed such fripperies as air conditioning and personal-room computers. These older students did not fight in the simple field of honorable combat; they plotted and skulked, assassinating one's character and alienating one's friends until the pecking order was established. But I, coming from the noble and simple warrior culture of my elementary school, brought with me the burning blood of my upbringing. I would not skulk and lie and chortle at my foes: I would set upon them with savagery and prove my honor on the field of battle. They were all found lacking, in the end. Both in skill and in temerity. I provoked the rebuke of the school administrators, however. Despite my insistence that the combat was a matter of honor and principle, I was informed that "a teacher should not be fighting students" and that "serious charges were being drafted against me." I long for the simplicity of my first teaching job, away from the snitches and bureaucrats.
Man, I wish that all I had to worry about was a slightly janky but nonetheless unimportant skeleton animation when considering buying a new game. 1:09:38 Guilty as charged Maybe not the last one but definitely the second.
I wonder if Tomato realized how close he was when they were talking about ass taxidermy to saying he wanted his ass stuffed postmortem and having it clipped and immortalized forever
It's written in Latin on his tombstone though, as the cemetary wouldn't allow it in English. So Spike found a way around it by having it enscribed in another language 🤣
I have heard that "your cells die faster than they reproduce at 25"-thing before, and I am sceptical. Because if they die faster than they reproduce, we would functionally rot. We wouldn't heal our wounds or grow new fingers when we shed, we wouldn't grow new hair or skin if we get hurt... It's just not true, man. There was this Japanese man who got exposed to a fatal dose of radiation, and bone marrow just died. He couldn't grow new cells, period. That is not the same thing as turning 25, our bone marrow doesn't just go "Oh, a quarter through life already, guess I'll go home early."
@@iskende so he abandoned his channel. It's just like this webtoon I really like that hasn't been updated since late 2019. (Human dad is what it's called)
The amount of pure frustration and OCD attacks I had from tomato not seeing the blood on the medical light even when looking right at it actually starting to mess with me psychologically to the point that I started to believe tomato was trolling us by pretending not to see it.
It's a good preference and is completely understandable. Tomato has a certain flavour to his humour that only comes out when he's playing solo. But I can also appreciate Dave gameplay as well because he is always a nice addition to games that are just busy work and they can talk over.
![[Tomato] Gamer Stream : I get irrationally upset when i lose. I froth and seethe w/ David](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/C11i2bvFPWo/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Tomato] Gamer Stream : I get irrationally upset when i lose. I froth and seethe w/ David](/img/tr.png)
![[Tomato] Viscera Cleanup Detail : If there's one dang stain on these haunted walls I'm gonna be ANGY](/img/1.gif)
He did it ladies and gentlemen, HALF the vod is the intro. Praise be.
I didn't even notice until you pointed it out
I think the funniest part of this stream is they could've been playing the game the whole time and had the exact same conversation because it's viscera cleanup detail
There's been at least one time where the entire vod became intro.
Well, it's a pretty short vod.
Now let's to to work on 75% and them maybe after that, we'll finally get the tomato podcast.
In my elementary years, we had the Mak'gora tradition as Dave explained it: the fight was a challenge issued and met, and once the fight had ended it would be resolved. If Mark said Peter smelled, and they fought, the victor would determine the outcome: if Mark triumphed, then Peter would forevermore bear the stain of being "smelly Peter." But if Peter won, then he was not and likely never was smelly, and then using his position of absolute status, he could call Mark smelly and Mark would bear that stain. Such was the credo of schoolyard honor. Additionally, whomever could complete a task or cross a distance the fastest was generally treated preferentially by the social hierarchy. To us, agility meant status; if you were the fastest kid, it meant you held social weight and were "cool." The truest "cool kid" in elementary school was both undefeated in single combat and the swiftest of foot, and his cronies would be elected based upon their proficiency in kickball. To call for a teacher was the greatest social shame one could bear, and no feats of speed or strength could shed such a sin. A righteous master of the playground would stand and fight his own battles, no matter the foe. Boys and girls were equals in the fevered pitch of battle, as well. It mattered not their gender, honor was honor and those who would not stand and fight were always ridiculed.
To my surprise, this hierarchy did not survive the jump to the upper years of schooling. Middle school was a cutthroat aristocracy of lies, stigma, and deceit. I believe this to be a result of the income difference of the area; my middle school was considerably more affluent, and full to the brim with students who enjoyed such fripperies as air conditioning and personal-room computers. These older students did not fight in the simple field of honorable combat; they plotted and skulked, assassinating one's character and alienating one's friends until the pecking order was established. But I, coming from the noble and simple warrior culture of my elementary school, brought with me the burning blood of my upbringing. I would not skulk and lie and chortle at my foes: I would set upon them with savagery and prove my honor on the field of battle. They were all found lacking, in the end. Both in skill and in temerity.
I provoked the rebuke of the school administrators, however. Despite my insistence that the combat was a matter of honor and principle, I was informed that "a teacher should not be fighting students" and that "serious charges were being drafted against me." I long for the simplicity of my first teaching job, away from the snitches and bureaucrats.
I feel bad no one liked your comment so here's a much deserved like.
I enjoyed reading this greatly
this is quality literature
Classic Tomato game starts almost half way through the video, love it. ----- REAL.
He stalls that long on stream cause it weeds out the dipshits
k i n g s h i t
Tomato and Dave say they won't do a podcast but this vod says otherwise. Please make it happen tomato
Love just listening to tomato ramble about random things
Can't believe tomato is playing this, I love watching people play clean up.
That's like, the fourth time he streams it
He plays this pretty frequently!
Did you see Bed's VC video?
Tomato and Dave doing stupid kids bit is always oddly hilarious
i had a turducken for thanksgiving
and that day i failed NNN
Are those in correlation somehow or... _nevermind._
YOU WHAT
I really did not need to know that but thank you stranger on the internet.
*what the fuck*
Are from the NNN subreddit? We lost a few soldiers to those damn turkeys
14:25 Dave
thank god, I'm so sick of the tomato I only came for dave. /s
NFTs are the beanie babies of the 2020s
Sorry to hear about your impending job loss, Brett.
Hilarious bit btw xD
Man, I wish that all I had to worry about was a slightly janky but nonetheless unimportant skeleton animation when considering buying a new game.
1:09:38 Guilty as charged
Maybe not the last one but definitely the second.
"I think it's awesome, I know that guy." Dave is the best at making tomato crazy.
Why did Dave call his channel Tomato's trash?
Maybe it's a purposeful insult
Because people who use youtube are træsh
proud vodlet! sad that alot of comments are less than intelligent
HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH vodlets
Most vodlets are great just a couple of them are real crungo
*pointing at myself in the comments like spongebob in the Krusty Krab commercial*
There I am Gary, THERE I AM!!!
*Tomato cleans up the chats mess.*
“Oids” are known as “Rattlesnake Eggs” where I’m from
We do a little cleaning
Dave admits to scripting his streams, SHAME HIM.
2:50:45 lol the Spiderman show were he goes to an alternate world with furries via a rocket... aaaaah memories....
I wonder if Tomato realized how close he was when they were talking about ass taxidermy to saying he wanted his ass stuffed postmortem and having it clipped and immortalized forever
Imagine being the poor bastard that had to clean up the entire Ishimura from Dead Space. I would hate to be that guy.
Best option: tow into the nearest sun
Shout out to the Vod Boys!
I still cant get over spike milligan's tombstone... "I told you I was sick!"
It's written in Latin on his tombstone though, as the cemetary wouldn't allow it in English. So Spike found a way around it by having it enscribed in another language 🤣
1:09:27 he said our name!
Loud pee
Hearing Tomato talk about Endless Legend was poggers, i really liked the faction/world design of that game
Crungo potato
Your welcome - from a vodlet
They didn’t get rid of the dislike button, they just made it to where no one can see how many people have disliked the video
2 People have, you can download add-ons to bypass it being hidden on PC lmao.
@@Lung__ what's the add on called?
@@Hightower2804TP Varies browser to browser, I have firefox and it's literally called "Return RUclips Dislike"
Btw the dislike counter is 4 now.
oh?
oh
Oh no
Tomato+Dave podcast PogFish
red fruit :)
I have heard that "your cells die faster than they reproduce at 25"-thing before, and I am sceptical. Because if they die faster than they reproduce, we would functionally rot. We wouldn't heal our wounds or grow new fingers when we shed, we wouldn't grow new hair or skin if we get hurt...
It's just not true, man.
There was this Japanese man who got exposed to a fatal dose of radiation, and bone marrow just died. He couldn't grow new cells, period. That is not the same thing as turning 25, our bone marrow doesn't just go "Oh, a quarter through life already, guess I'll go home early."
Dave with the soda was great 2:06:00
Elephant-Shrew Vtuber
YESSSS!!!!
oh!
@@BakedBanana oh!!!
Glad to see more people realizing how much better a high fov, personally 120 is my ideal fov
Is this tomato gaming?
He hasn't uploaded anything to his channel in years
Yes
He became a streamer
@@iskende so he abandoned his channel.
It's just like this webtoon I really like that hasn't been updated since late 2019.
(Human dad is what it's called)
Love everything you do Tomato :)
At my old middle school a girl got hanged up on a door
tomato "quit gaming" gaming
I’m the good comment
:)
More tamtoe for my mouth.
The amount of pure frustration and OCD attacks I had from tomato not seeing the blood on the medical light even when looking right at it actually starting to mess with me psychologically to the point that I started to believe tomato was trolling us by pretending not to see it.
1:42:00
Tamto pls, i can't handle another existential crisis this week. Therapy is too expensive ;-;
HRRRRRRRRRRRRR BLOD
Intro stream
I thought the comments were just "hahaha first :)" kinda shit not full on bad boys
Literally had to watch a Halloween Cowchop livestream I missed because Tomato was in it, thanks you redman
I adore Dave. Such a wholesome but chaotic being.~
what the since when has Tomato been doing Godforged :o
...I need to watch more
Poggers
Dibs on being the one comment in 20 that's cool
Where is bed and his slowly degrading sanity
If you think about it: Dollar bills are just NFTs of presidents' faces :)
but they're not digital
Hey, what's the intro music, that stuff is smooth
I know everyone has their own preferences. Mine is definitely solo tomato. Any guest just keeps him from making it his special kind of entertainment.
It's a good preference and is completely understandable. Tomato has a certain flavour to his humour that only comes out when he's playing solo. But I can also appreciate Dave gameplay as well because he is always a nice addition to games that are just busy work and they can talk over.
Yo I was watching your old vids on this last night
sleepless ronin is right arcane is BOMBING
Hi :)
By the way the intro to this stream was awesome xD
MORE MORE MALORT.
union
I love tomato, he’s so cool
Lmfao tamt's vids are now 50% intro
oh my fucking god two hour intro
jesus christ 2 hour intro
It's me the only funny comment
intro crungo
DISLIKE!
Come watch for half the stream before we actually bother to start playing the fucking game (҂⌣̀_⌣́)