Jez's guardian's name _is_ Jez. He's a Hunter that spends most of his time in the crucible, has a go pro mounted on his ghost, and has "Thanks, I hate it" embroidered on his cloak in Eliksni script.
The fact that you can watch the first cutscene then the last cutscene (or stitch them together like someone did) and it still makes perfect sense has me convinced. They split the final shapes intro into two and inserted Lightfall in the middle, I’m like 95% sure of that
@@MW2proification Back in 2020, 3 dlcs were announced, Beyond Light, Witch Queen and Lightfall, Witch Queen got delayed by a year and thus so did Lightfall, and then Bungie decided to have what would be Lightfall's campaign, in Final Shape
@@varisrevolver4061 i was referring to how FS was announced before WQ was even released so LF had time to be worked on like any standard DLC. Besides, it was probably for the best to have another dlc anyway to flesh it out because it would have been a real shame to conclude Light and Dark saga with a standard 8-9 mission campaign to the penultimate villain was just got a cameo to.
@Robert Bartley EXACTLY! I thought Jez was in his late 30s but if he watched Spy Kids growing up he's in his late 20s like my oldest sibling. (I'm 24 almost 25)
I can't believe he never put a spoiler warning at the start, I didn't want any lightfall spoilers until 3 years from now this is unbelievable. You know what else is unbelievable? You and that handsome face with ManSca-
You know the story is bad when jez doesn’t like it…. the person who doesn’t follow any lore and always asks datto what’s going on all the time 🤣 love you jez!
So I am a manger at a random mcdonalds in texas and a man today walked in with a th3jez titan slayer merch. I have never been so excited in my life. I love your merch jez its very recognizable!
Fun fact: you can spin around in circles for a fairly long time with grapple if you hold back and whatever direction you spin while turning to keep facing the grapple point
I'll be honest literally all I cared about was the subclass grapple. And the fact I have not yet been disappointed with it says a lot in both ways. I got what I actually cared about at this point. Something I can actually just have fun screwing around with
Gotta love that they teased you with strand for the whole campaign, but forced you to finish the WHOLE thing before you could use it it free roam to do any testing
I am definitely dumb. At the sparrow part where you have to escape when caital saves you. I didn’t use a sparrow… I didn’t know we could so I ended up using eager edge
I wanted to love it 🙁
We all wanted to :(
me too, jerz. me too.
Like it wasn't GREAT but it was better than shadowmeme imo
Did you? If you actually like destiny, I might have to unsubscribe. I'm just here for the masochism. 😁
so did i sir :(
i feel like ive seen jez accidentally nade himself instead of using a healing grenade, more times than ive seen him use a healing grenade
it doesn't equal funny so it doesn't make it in to the video
@@reaperofmemes923 I don't think they were looking for an explanation
Jez's guardian's name _is_ Jez. He's a Hunter that spends most of his time in the crucible, has a go pro mounted on his ghost, and has "Thanks, I hate it" embroidered on his cloak in Eliksni script.
He will run past enemy teammates in his super just to he can fight the titans
Damn bros writing that Jez lore book watch out Byf!
The fact that you can watch the first cutscene then the last cutscene (or stitch them together like someone did) and it still makes perfect sense has me convinced. They split the final shapes intro into two and inserted Lightfall in the middle, I’m like 95% sure of that
Yeah it's pretty obvious. They probably didn't wanna delay any longer and needed to get something out and got what they finished out
You do realize thaf Final Shape came after Beyond Light right? Lighfall came first.
@@MW2proification Back in 2020, 3 dlcs were announced, Beyond Light, Witch Queen and Lightfall, Witch Queen got delayed by a year and thus so did Lightfall, and then Bungie decided to have what would be Lightfall's campaign, in Final Shape
@@varisrevolver4061 i was referring to how FS was announced before WQ was even released so LF had time to be worked on like any standard DLC. Besides, it was probably for the best to have another dlc anyway to flesh it out because it would have been a real shame to conclude Light and Dark saga with a standard 8-9 mission campaign to the penultimate villain was just got a cameo to.
Oh trust us J3z, the "I wanted to love it" boat is basically at max capacity but will never sink.
Damm Editor be working Overtime now. its okay EDITOR WE LOVE YOU ! ! !
the jeditor
I love seeing Jez love this comment. 💛
Imagine the first Star Wars but they never tell you what the Death Star is or what it does, you're just told that it's bad
Thanks Jez and Editor for this absolute masterpiece so quickly
Not gonna lie, the shift from ice age joke made me laugh way to hard😂
I relate to Danielle worrying about not having the right cloak on. Gotta look good for the cutscenes
No matter how bad it was, I love that Datto, Danielle, and Jez experienced it together for the first time. It's awesome.
A week of jez content in a row, what could be better than this.
The delayed cringulum almost made me spit out my drink... Don't drink and watch jez without a splash zone
Jez watching SpyKids makes me realize he's younger than I thought he was
Sir, spy kids came out over 2 decades ago
@Robert Bartley EXACTLY! I thought Jez was in his late 30s but if he watched Spy Kids growing up he's in his late 20s like my oldest sibling. (I'm 24 almost 25)
I can't believe he never put a spoiler warning at the start, I didn't want any lightfall spoilers until 3 years from now this is unbelievable.
You know what else is unbelievable? You and that handsome face with ManSca-
It brings me much joy to know that everyone also got stuck at the door cuz no one knew you were supposed to destroy it
Datto: “Ths isnt about you”
*cuts to a random ad*
ECPI uni: “this is all about you”
Danielle: I thought he said “I have no btches for you” and he goddamn should have cuz I have none
Her husband in the voice chat: 👁️👄👁️
I also wanted to love it Jez, but the most important thing is that systems are lit and defenses are 80% operational!
You know the story is bad when jez doesn’t like it…. the person who doesn’t follow any lore and always asks datto what’s going on all the time 🤣 love you jez!
No, actually, that doesn't make much sense as a metric at all.
@@redrenegade7724 okay how about Byf the lore daddy himself having no clue what's going on, is that a better metric 🤣
Hoping Jez says "Welcome back to the farm, the farm" in his monotone voice when he plays the new season
I’m loving the vid uploads jez and hope you’re still enjoying the game after the campaign
Datto: All the Greg’s
Greg the dreg left the chat 😂🤣😂🤣
Its 3:30am and ill still watch the video god bless you jez
update: my parents have awaken
"The name Greg was lost a millennia ago", I feel so disrespected by this comment - Sincerely, Datto's guardian, Greg
Jez you have no idea how excited I was for this I was watching Datto gameplay from one of his videos.
i love datto's "eeeEEEEEEEeee" it perfectly nails the vibe i get every time i grapple.
Full on blew out my sinuses snorting at 7:17, I did NOT expect that
My fire team called being exhausted “period cramps”
So I am a manger at a random mcdonalds in texas and a man today walked in with a th3jez titan slayer merch. I have never been so excited in my life. I love your merch jez its very recognizable!
“Hi, its me shid from ice age” i lost my shid💀
Jez using the 1K the biggest plot twist of this campaign so far. Excellent work, your dps for the rest of the season has been fulfilled.
“You can just grapple to anything I guess. That just feels too good to be true.” 4:22
It was, in fact, to good to be true.
This is my first time watching in like 3 years, thanks for being the same Jez
I'm glad Jez uploaded this so soon bc I'm not paying £40 for this.
These complaints about the campaign don't affect me because I didn't care about the campaign in the first place
8:06 is now my new favorite jez clip
Fun fact that I learned from doing solo legendary campaign. The grapple can stun Tormentors. It'll help in one mission
I love when datto said "it's vault cleaning time" and then cleaned your vault
Does anyone else think it was cute how enthusiastic danielle was about RP towards the start?
“If, it wasn’t, we’d probably still wouldn’t be alive anymore.” Well Rylee Reloaded’s Lightless campaign would bet to differ
Shooting the door also stumped me for a good minute. Nice to know I’m not the only one lol.
Wonder what'll happen when J3z figures out the new seasonal exotic bow is stasis Ticuu's
Glad I’m not the only one that thought calus said “I have no bitches for you” lol
Surprised he didn’t call it Memefall
He would've if it was good
@@c0mplex564 shadowkeep wasn’t good and that was shadowmeme
@@Stubbiee difference being no one was expecting nearly as much feom Shadowkeep as we were from lf
Welcome back to the Continental Mr Jez “Zavala voice “ 😂
Favorite line: "What the Neil deGrasse Tyson?" 🤣
Datto was on finer with the zingers. “Cringe of you to assume my light” “Thanks Google Suggestions” GOLD!
I don't know why. But the line "the word "Cring" will soon be Cringe." Hit me way too hard and made me crack up.
I'm watching this vod in anticipation for this
Love to see Jez' 100 Resilience that's character development!
Man. I was here for the entire thing on Danielle's stream. I remember when she cried.
OK im so happy that my comment on Datto's stream made it in the vid (18:05)... But also sad no one gifted it to me
The "Yes and..." joke got me good, well played.
Jez you were in RARE form this video and I am HERE for it
3:09 hey my name is Greg! Thanks Datto!
everyone waited for the door to open, glad it wasnt just me.
Fun fact: you can spin around in circles for a fairly long time with grapple if you hold back and whatever direction you spin while turning to keep facing the grapple point
I love datto shouting out all the Greg's, my dad's name is Greg 😂
No matter what the subtitles say, Calus 100 percent shouts "I have no bitches"
Story? Sure. Strand? Nah. Unless they are gonna cross the line and 'adjust' the one thing that is keeping lightfall hanging by a thread
The swollen thumb line got me.
This video was much more enjoyable than the actual dlc 😂
"What the effing blue balls i got my c and b out and everything" love you Jez ❤
About 50% of this video was the words "cringulum", "chicken" and succ"... and I love it
Witness really used the bloody reality stone on that ghost
I LOVE when you put Halo music in your videos.
Yes!! Jez’s videos are the only thing that will save lightfall!! Haha
the stack of dogs were not just me.
Holy shit, the single brain cell finally paying off with the double ticcu play
I was scared if this was going to be the full thing ngl, thank god it's not.
Mrs Tervs wizard screech. Its a vibe
I'll be honest literally all I cared about was the subclass grapple.
And the fact I have not yet been disappointed with it says a lot in both ways.
I got what I actually cared about at this point. Something I can actually just have fun screwing around with
Gotta love that they teased you with strand for the whole campaign, but forced you to finish the WHOLE thing before you could use it it free roam to do any testing
My fireteam and I also thought we got softlocked at the door that you smash down 😂
My favourite character development is jez having dialogue sounds turned on, I'm assuming so that he can hear gaurdian down
Thanks for the shoutout, Datto
The thumbnail is all that was needed
Miss those “in a nutshell videos”
Jez I swear to god you've got to be one of the funniest people alive
Jez, you are a national treasure. What nation, you ask? Yes.
Had a real heart laugh at the 'these guys look like they have sex with their tongues out' comment and now im ashamed of myself. Thanks Jeb.
Thanks for the shoutout Datto even if it was dissing my name 💀
We always love jez content. Give more when possible plz.
Cool how their names would make cool destiny names, Jez Trv and Datto
I'm really glad I'm not the only one who used Sagira's shell
Editor is the MVP
I am definitely dumb. At the sparrow part where you have to escape when caital saves you. I didn’t use a sparrow… I didn’t know we could so I ended up using eager edge
You are the only destiny content creator that I'll watch pve content from. Take that for the massive compliment it is.
heh that door that you had to break. me and my friends were like "why this game broken" so i frustration punched the door. that helped
LightFUCK, that's too much money for a DLC
Lol jez having halo music in the background of a destiny video
Ahhh the long queue time, I baby raged for hours
Ran into you guys while playing, coolest thing ever.
"Until he has posted cringe, do not use heavy" lol
I appreciate the shout out from datto
The only two problems I had with it were that it felt a bit short and what the veil actually is.
9:33 is that gen 4 pokemon cynthia music
damn he couldnt even bring himself to call it memefall
I’m so glad ur posting more often