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    here is my white girl ukulele song
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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 лет назад +82331

    you guys this took a lot of courage to post
    please follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets and tell me encouraging things so i don't freak out

    • @FlyingPastry
      @FlyingPastry 5 лет назад +185

      Similar vid I think you’d enjoy
      ruclips.net/video/ixD4keFHGjE/видео.html

    • @avababy24
      @avababy24 5 лет назад +113

      Honey. You need a perm.

    • @kaymackgee
      @kaymackgee 5 лет назад +55

      you got a tiktok for the blonde? sick tunes.

    • @bostwiek
      @bostwiek 5 лет назад +13

      ​@@FlyingPastry Im wondering if there's a playlist of these already to add Gus' to

    • @MultiBanza
      @MultiBanza 5 лет назад +19

      dude, you ran around in your underwear throwing rocks. this is just accurate

  • @thedisguisedfrog3978
    @thedisguisedfrog3978 3 года назад +18807

    Don’t believe her, she didn’t do riptide

  • @adityamehra8688
    @adityamehra8688 4 года назад +12389

    How can he be so convincingly a girl even with a full moustache.

  • @BMB
    @BMB 4 года назад +35540

    the hand inside the sleeve at the beginning was the cherry on top

    • @oimate1958
      @oimate1958 4 года назад +633

      1:34 the lip bite smile at the end tho

    • @parkerlovell1675
      @parkerlovell1675 4 года назад +11

      Yea

    • @verobustos931
      @verobustos931 4 года назад +4

      💀😂😂

    • @BMB
      @BMB 4 года назад +11

      my most liked comment. didn't even notice because there's only 3 replies lol

    • @LumaSloth
      @LumaSloth 4 года назад +4

      *DETAILS*

  • @har1292
    @har1292 Год назад +6152

    This aged like fine wine after that ukulele apology.

  • @dabeastfromdaweast9788
    @dabeastfromdaweast9788 3 года назад +20133

    That "quirky" smile at the end while he reaches for the phone just ties it all together in such a neat little basic bow

    • @dawinner156
      @dawinner156 3 года назад +242

      *She* please use the proper pro nouns

    • @djubalie
      @djubalie 3 года назад +96

      @@dawinner156 ikr 🙄‼️‼️ cancelled 😞‼️‼️

    • @coolboy13499
      @coolboy13499 3 года назад +37

      @@dawinner156 exactly fucking cancelled

    • @toyrobotarmy3482
      @toyrobotarmy3482 3 года назад +38

      Your pfp haunts me

    • @dabeastfromdaweast9788
      @dabeastfromdaweast9788 3 года назад +46

      @@toyrobotarmy3482 psh you're one to talk, brother

  • @johntenconnary144
    @johntenconnary144 4 года назад +6854

    “The only way to be different is to be like everyone else”
    - The internet

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 4 года назад +14

      Look at cliques, metal heads, punks, emos, goths, hipsters all seem to have their own manner of dress. A uniform if you will.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 4 года назад +14

      My dad always used to say (roughly translated):
      "Most unusual thing a man can do is being usual(normal) as much as possible."
      and he always told me to just blend in. I don't know if he is right or not, because i found meaning vague, like if he wanted me to be a gray-man or an omega person.
      Anyway I ended up being an emotionless antisocial fuck that can't enjoy or like anything and has no hobbies. Only thing that saves me from being a NEET is, my hate for anime and my boring underpaid job.
      Oh and also i "had" friends, but i always found people annoying so I never liked a person and never tried to get a gf or a best friend.

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 4 года назад +2

      @@hannibalburgers477 That sounds pretty fkn normal to me...

    • @cannedbread2242
      @cannedbread2242 4 года назад +1

      @@hannibalburgers477 congratulations, you're just like the rest

    • @ciaranclarke7932
      @ciaranclarke7932 4 года назад +8

      In my experience everyone who knows they're not "normal" try their best to fit in and these people don't talk much about their mental health either.

  • @Sahelian
    @Sahelian 4 года назад +26579

    Fake, There's no animal interfering in the video.

    • @iamcuthulu316
      @iamcuthulu316 4 года назад +481

      Followed by the girl throwing it out of frame

    • @Harrynorty
      @Harrynorty 4 года назад +129

      😂😂 chucking that shit

    • @pipergubby
      @pipergubby 4 года назад +176

      GO AWAY CAT *CHUCKS CAT ACROSS ROOM*

    • @samikoopling
      @samikoopling 4 года назад +127

      @@pipergubby then they always complain that their cat never spends time with them

    • @iamcuthulu316
      @iamcuthulu316 4 года назад +9

      @@pipergubby, like that Google meet senator.

  • @welldamnjackie1320
    @welldamnjackie1320 2 года назад +5338

    as a white girl with a ukulele I am offended you didn’t play riptide 20,000 times

    • @lunavibes3000
      @lunavibes3000 Год назад +26

      FR

    • @wellyremigio7023
      @wellyremigio7023 Год назад +5

      Ikr

    • @Chronicallyonline19
      @Chronicallyonline19 Год назад +5

      I LIVE U WHEN YOU SING. THAT SOSNEHG GWTAH

    • @frog2490
      @frog2490 Год назад +9

      Literally thought it was gonna be this lol

    • @isaactl
      @isaactl Год назад +5

      The most bored and soulless instrument ever created... xD you can play a Metallica song or an Elton John song or a Bob Marley song and 🗣 📢 IT WILL SOUND LITERALLY LIKE THE FKN SAME!!!... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @matilmao8621
    @matilmao8621 3 года назад +7669

    I think the quirkiest thing thing her is that she has a beard

    • @Ayush-lj3xn
      @Ayush-lj3xn 3 года назад +11

      🤣🤣😂bruh..

    • @breenween093
      @breenween093 3 года назад +16

      very quirky

    • @matthieuerger4043
      @matthieuerger4043 3 года назад +94

      ,,I‘m not like other girls, I‘m a *MAN* „

    • @anessenator
      @anessenator 3 года назад +23

      and boy am i turned on

    • @nnok2
      @nnok2 3 года назад +20

      @@anessenator ayo bro?

  • @ausername5410
    @ausername5410 4 года назад +22732

    You forgot the “I’m sick” at the beginning.

    • @sainapradhan7302
      @sainapradhan7302 4 года назад +168

      I cackled when I saw this comment!!!

    • @avakresh
      @avakresh 4 года назад +35

      HAHAHAHA

    • @its3quiet
      @its3quiet 4 года назад +12

      Bravo 👏👏👏

    • @mrflip-flop3198
      @mrflip-flop3198 4 года назад +322

      "Sorry guys if I'm sounding a little hoarse here, i'm been really sick lately." _still sounds the same_

    • @mayara-louize-9148
      @mayara-louize-9148 4 года назад +93

      a username
      “ Hey, yeah so uhm.. i’m sick so i’m sorry if i sound weird lol “

  • @cruzthesaint29
    @cruzthesaint29 3 года назад +4680

    Fake, there aren’t any Christmas lights or tapestry in the background

    • @cruzthesaint29
      @cruzthesaint29 3 года назад +10

      @DonutMan4000 thanks

    • @cruzthesaint29
      @cruzthesaint29 3 года назад +11

      @MonkeyStar you disgust me 😐 jk jk

    • @shockofthenew
      @shockofthenew 3 года назад +26

      ​@@ccox7198 in my experience people who hang fabric on the walls are usually poor, moving a lot and living in a shitty rented apartments where you can't paint the walls, so hanging fabric is a temporary way to make it look 'nice' without decorating. I know it's not that deep, but since I grew up with my family living like that it sucks if people think that's 'trashy' and 'to be avoided'...

    • @lenaaprelina7041
      @lenaaprelina7041 3 года назад +2

      Or both

    • @endingeternity9775
      @endingeternity9775 3 года назад +9

      @@ccox7198 I love space. My little sister got me an outer space tapestry. I’m a 15 year old dude. What am I supposed to do, not put up the thing that my little sister got me? Plus, it looks cool anyways.

  • @skelo_boi1279
    @skelo_boi1279 Год назад +922

    She looks like she would sing about toxic things, gossip and maybe trains but that’s just me

    • @elizabethtudorstuff
      @elizabethtudorstuff Год назад +40

      Nononono, not just you. Maybe even the trains... are a one way ticket to manipulation station? I don't know tho.

    • @payniepoo
      @payniepoo Год назад +8

      Nah I think she’d sing about being tied to tracks, or maybe being harassed for her past

    • @LucAbrA1
      @LucAbrA1 Год назад

      She? xD

    • @epicsauce-h5v
      @epicsauce-h5v Год назад +1

      yea me to

    • @MRGAMERDUDE2021
      @MRGAMERDUDE2021 11 месяцев назад

      Ye

  • @cookiecookies2870
    @cookiecookies2870 4 года назад +7939

    How does he pull off being a girl so well, while having a mustache

  • @aliendude2875
    @aliendude2875 5 лет назад +20375

    Riptide is basically the Wonderwall of ukeleles

    • @sarahawesomesause1149
      @sarahawesomesause1149 5 лет назад +281

      Nedas Sam nah you just create an aesthetic vortex

    • @LyricBzz
      @LyricBzz 5 лет назад +21

      @@sarahawesomesause1149 Yeah... im pretty good at that :D

    • @davidortiz6201
      @davidortiz6201 5 лет назад +34

      I was desperately looking got a riptide mention I'm the comments

    • @georgelinford5576
      @georgelinford5576 5 лет назад

      Yep.

    • @crwfishh
      @crwfishh 5 лет назад +2

      I mean... you're not wrong

  • @ciredoog8133
    @ciredoog8133 3 года назад +3727

    How does he just BECOME any character even with that fuggin stache

    • @TheUncouthGentleman
      @TheUncouthGentleman 3 года назад +42

      The versatility of the 'stache, my friend. It can be adapted to truly *any* look. Besides, the most badass American President (Teddy Roosevelt) sported a facial caterpillar of his own.

    • @Moonstar79
      @Moonstar79 3 года назад +4

      @@TheUncouthGentleman Oh no, now he looks like Teddy Roosevelt reincarnated and I can’t unsee it send help

    • @JosephWorley13
      @JosephWorley13 3 года назад +4

      Honestly, it's like Key And Peele playing girls. I mean....they nail it just like this. Could you imagine him shaving and adding make-up like them, it would have been even MORE uncanny.

  • @BamBamBoy7
    @BamBamBoy7 Год назад +1407

    Anyone here after Colleen’s “apology”

  • @dyslexicbatnam1350
    @dyslexicbatnam1350 5 лет назад +4014

    Thank you for taking the time to show me your paper based lamp shades

  • @prod.electrostatic1030
    @prod.electrostatic1030 4 года назад +7414

    Not only in the key of C, but that EXACT chord progression

    • @agaveboy
      @agaveboy 4 года назад +113

      Yeah. I-V-vi-IV 😂😂

    • @saw9413
      @saw9413 4 года назад +59

      @@agaveboy 1, 5, 6 minor, 4

    • @agaveboy
      @agaveboy 4 года назад +31

      EmilyAuto I don’t know why I always right it wrong, sorry: I-V-vi-IV

    • @saw9413
      @saw9413 4 года назад +11

      @@agaveboy all good :)

    • @CombaatArms
      @CombaatArms 4 года назад +6

      Always starting with a G

  • @brocowsci
    @brocowsci 5 лет назад +8258

    The sleve thing at the beginning lmfao

    • @emmawatkins8538
      @emmawatkins8538 4 года назад +38

      the worst part is that the sleeve this is so me cus i have average arms but a longer torso

    • @sadisticgirl_
      @sadisticgirl_ 4 года назад +5

      I had to pause ⏸ the video

    • @smashypeople
      @smashypeople 4 года назад +95

      @@emmawatkins8538 every other girl says that shit lol

    • @ColdBathroomStalls
      @ColdBathroomStalls 4 года назад +6

      @@emmawatkins8538 uwu

    • @minseok000
      @minseok000 4 года назад +20

      @@emmawatkins8538 Then buy a hoodie that fits your arms and expose your belly

  • @k.creates4580
    @k.creates4580 2 года назад +386

    My favorite part is the cord progression. To those who don't play ukulele he's basically doing the first set of cords any young ukulele player learns over and over again.
    As someone who used to play only those cords exclusively, that hit me so hard.

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 Год назад +34

      You shouldn't play with electrical cords, that's dangerous.

    • @SCR4TCHK4T
      @SCR4TCHK4T Год назад +1

      ​@@Notepad37omfg

    • @ainedianthe-nj2lj
      @ainedianthe-nj2lj Год назад +1

      You're really acting all smart and cant even spell chords right
      But i do agree with this when i first started playing my chords were G, Am, Dm, and C

    • @MonseyOnSpotify
      @MonseyOnSpotify Год назад +1

      @@ainedianthe-nj2lj lol what? “you’re acting all smart but you’re actually right” so then what is it

    • @ainedianthe-nj2lj
      @ainedianthe-nj2lj Год назад +1

      @@MonseyOnSpotify tbh idk

  • @waldorfthepig1431
    @waldorfthepig1431 4 года назад +3218

    You forgot the "I'm just getting over a cold, so this might sound a little weird" at the beginning

    • @mrsloveydove4579
      @mrsloveydove4579 4 года назад +8

      Waldorfthepig Then moos like a cow in heat lol 😂

    • @Jose-vs9cx
      @Jose-vs9cx 4 года назад +1

      Yes... A cold... Yes

    • @savagecabbageboi6491
      @savagecabbageboi6491 4 года назад +1

      Waldorfthepig when you copy someone’s homework but change it a little.

    • @SnazzyNewt
      @SnazzyNewt 4 года назад

      Waldorfthepig dang sucks that you copied this and got 2k likes, this is the perfect example of a dumbass.

    • @greyfiveys
      @greyfiveys 4 года назад

      BRO YOUR PROFILE PICTURE I LITERALLY HAVE THAT PIC WUSHAJSH

  • @SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber
    @SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber 5 лет назад +3518

    What a touching song

    • @Zedmas4
      @Zedmas4 5 лет назад +32

      Wow look at this guy stealing Gus's last name lol what a nerd

    • @avababy24
      @avababy24 5 лет назад +13

      Oh look another knock-off version of gus.

    • @CTSSTC
      @CTSSTC 5 лет назад +2

      I need an adult

    • @ManofSteel4910
      @ManofSteel4910 5 лет назад +8

      You're not the only one. It made me want to touch myself too.

    • @avababy24
      @avababy24 5 лет назад +3

      @@ManofSteel4910 This honestly is the best comment of 2019.

  • @mallorygreene4102
    @mallorygreene4102 4 года назад +11628

    The title would be "I wrote this at 3 am".

  • @ikeiaa
    @ikeiaa Год назад +125

    This aged like fine wine 🍷🗿

  • @sarah66766
    @sarah66766 5 лет назад +12106

    You forgot the ‘this might not sound great at the moment because IM SICK’ *single cough, and not another for the whole video*

    • @dumbpineapple7785
      @dumbpineapple7785 5 лет назад +70

      True

    • @camkraw893
      @camkraw893 5 лет назад +378

      I was brushing my teeth reading the comments and yours made me laugh so hard I sucked toothpaste down my throat and out my nose for the first time in my life. Thanks

    • @Juenyx
      @Juenyx 5 лет назад +7

      @Amy Pond Lmao yes

    • @akushon_kamen
      @akushon_kamen 5 лет назад +10

      Can someone give me reference to whom this meme was made to?

    • @user-et2zn7zx9j
      @user-et2zn7zx9j 5 лет назад +32

      Yeah every time somebody does a voice reveal they say "I'm sick at the moment''

  • @gracielabenavides333
    @gracielabenavides333 4 года назад +2615

    fake. you didn’t mention riptide as a song you learned

    • @DivineFoxx
      @DivineFoxx 4 года назад +6

      @3-7-77 There's also Riptide by grandson

    • @nitronik9180
      @nitronik9180 4 года назад +2

      3-7-77 yoooooo I love sick puppies, I got to hang out with them when they were on tour with skillet

    • @kartauf_l8844
      @kartauf_l8844 4 года назад +3

      riptide is in a minor she said she could only play in c

    • @niya9387
      @niya9387 4 года назад

      Trueee. Riptide is like the wonderwall of ukulele-

    • @amoderatelysizedmango2551
      @amoderatelysizedmango2551 3 года назад +1

      3-7-77 It's funny you mention that because it's the Riptide that immediately came to mind when I read this comment. I'm not sure what the other "Riptide" is.

  • @queenmelodee283
    @queenmelodee283 5 лет назад +11159

    Don't forget the "Sorry my voice sounds like this, I'm just getting over a cold".

    • @weapontriangleisasuggestion
      @weapontriangleisasuggestion 5 лет назад +628

      *Single sniffle and proceeds to not show any sign of sickness for the rest of the video*

    • @kjandthediamonds4457
      @kjandthediamonds4457 4 года назад +76

      Lmao y’all clearly don’t understand what a cold can do to a singers voice. Even months after your vocals can still be damaged

    • @conservation10
      @conservation10 4 года назад +304

      @@kjandthediamonds4457 found the diva

    • @skillet7173
      @skillet7173 4 года назад +91

      Kelsie Grindstaff why’d you have to ruin our fun

    • @thescarecrowman
      @thescarecrowman 4 года назад +92

      @@kjandthediamonds4457 We all know most people who say that online are just fishing for compliments.

  • @redcoyote01
    @redcoyote01 Год назад +86

    I thought this was Calleens apology video for a sec

  • @sweetchildomusicians4621
    @sweetchildomusicians4621 4 года назад +15633

    Nothing’s better than indie girls singing in cursive

  • @Yukkuri_Yakumo
    @Yukkuri_Yakumo 4 года назад +8493

    "I'll sing all of my Rs with a speech impediment"
    Holy shit that's true

    • @hylogibbon
      @hylogibbon 4 года назад +217

      Billie Eilish's entire 'style' is that she sings with a fake speech impediment.

    • @elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 4 года назад +40

      @@hylogibbon she has tourette's 🤦

    • @winslow730
      @winslow730 4 года назад +326

      @@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is her tourette's tick releasing shitty songs

    • @dobfrnd3687
      @dobfrnd3687 4 года назад +36

      @@winslow730 Lol, roasted

    • @agiidandelion9518
      @agiidandelion9518 4 года назад +123

      @Danny R.
      I have tics, but they're not the same as speech impediments. It's sudden movements or sounds. I know you were joking, but still

  • @damariscastillo6509
    @damariscastillo6509 4 года назад +6589

    the song title would be “i wrote this song at 3 am because i’m bored”

    • @theflaminglionhotlionfox2140
      @theflaminglionhotlionfox2140 4 года назад +232

      And all the comments are people praising her saying "omg you're so talented" and "thanks so much for talking about this, you go queen!!!!!!!!!1111!1!"

    • @dahamood316
      @dahamood316 4 года назад +157

      @@theflaminglionhotlionfox2140 and "OMG YOU WROTE THIS SONG SO FAST ONLY AT 3!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??! UR SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME I COULD NEVER OH MY SIS- ARMY"

    • @wheatthin5218
      @wheatthin5218 4 года назад +67

      White girls who think they’re cool when they type in all lowercase ugh

    • @damariscastillo6509
      @damariscastillo6509 4 года назад +1

      wWheaTt t i wish i was white 😔

    • @theflaminglionhotlionfox2140
      @theflaminglionhotlionfox2140 4 года назад +10

      @@damariscastillo6509 why lol

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 3 года назад +397

    I thought pronouncing R's like that is because of an accent, not a speech impediment.

    • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
      @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 2 года назад

      Tomato tomatoe

    • @bootylicker32
      @bootylicker32 2 года назад +2

      cringe

    • @Crilic3
      @Crilic3 2 года назад +43

      It is an accent that started a trend and became every English-speaking, modern indie-pop singer's speech impediment.

    • @joesmith2124
      @joesmith2124 2 года назад +3

      No, it's because music artists that sing like babies are twats.

    • @LotlLabs
      @LotlLabs 2 года назад

      It’s basically a speech impediment that became wide spread and is now the normal for a lot of people

  • @solar1048
    @solar1048 5 лет назад +4457

    You forgot the part where you speak French for 4 seconds because it's " the language of love" but you don't know too much French so you stop

    • @maritza511211
      @maritza511211 5 лет назад +14

      Ohhh this sounds so specific, who is it? I wanna know 👀

    • @visualsno
      @visualsno 5 лет назад +46

      The only indie girl singer I can think of is Chloe Moriondo but she sang La Vie En Rose in French and English idk

    • @solar1048
      @solar1048 5 лет назад +6

      @@maritza511211 nah it's no one. I've just seen allot of people like this

    • @annas6630
      @annas6630 5 лет назад +3

      Alki Sim lmao Louis Armstrong sang it in both languages

    • @giuliana567
      @giuliana567 4 года назад +14

      Exept if you are already French
      In this case you do exclusively English songs that you sing with a shitty American-ish accent
      And of COURSE, the most known Édith Piaf's songs

  • @violet.9322
    @violet.9322 4 года назад +2289

    This is so fake... You don't have fake freckles, you weren't sipping Starbucks, you weren't singing riptide or house of gold, it's so obvious...

    • @blur8919
      @blur8919 4 года назад +22

      I like house of gold... and I am a guy

    • @nonachyourbusiness1164
      @nonachyourbusiness1164 4 года назад +46

      @@blur8919 It's a good song. Easy to butcher though

    • @scoobertdoo4422
      @scoobertdoo4422 4 года назад +2

      Survey says Survey so quirky wow

    • @cleo_con
      @cleo_con 3 года назад +34

      okay house of gold and twenty one pilots in general slaps

    • @blur8919
      @blur8919 3 года назад +16

      @@scoobertdoo4422 ain’t tryna be quirky bro it’s just a nice song

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 5 лет назад +4798

    spoke to my soul

  • @jessicasbell
    @jessicasbell Год назад +37

    This needs a part 2 now.

  • @cascaveldeboina
    @cascaveldeboina 3 года назад +3032

    my little sister literally looked at me and said “I know this song” but she does not know you

    • @makkusu3866
      @makkusu3866 3 года назад +131

      is she white? Seems that it's in their nature.

    • @elnet2319
      @elnet2319 3 года назад +65

      @@makkusu3866 white people amirite

    • @josh_final
      @josh_final 3 года назад +7

      What about black girls?

    • @elnet2319
      @elnet2319 3 года назад +15

      @@josh_final yes

    • @mellowmelone
      @mellowmelone 3 года назад +3

      This is the best comment here omg xD

  • @crazy_as_a_potato8788
    @crazy_as_a_potato8788 5 лет назад +15445

    Omg she is so underrated 😭❤

    • @aquat715
      @aquat715 5 лет назад +321

      what a queen!

    • @jordanh4362
      @jordanh4362 5 лет назад +262

      I wish I could play like her 😭😭😍

    • @sleepybxngtan1782
      @sleepybxngtan1782 5 лет назад +171

      I know right?! I wish she could have more followers

    • @Isaac-tw7bv
      @Isaac-tw7bv 5 лет назад +157

      Omg so glad I found her before she is huge ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @soluu5484
      @soluu5484 5 лет назад +213

      I feel for her omg I had depression and my dog died and my dad left and my sister is poor and my mom abuses me and she made me happy and fixed all my problems

  • @kixxsaxo
    @kixxsaxo 5 лет назад +4655

    you forgot the arrows with “live, laugh, love” in the background and the thrasher t-shirt

    • @mons3020
      @mons3020 5 лет назад +17

      That second part seems very specific. I don't think a person wearing Trasher Skate and Destroy shirt would be doing the whole uke thing lol

    • @kixxsaxo
      @kixxsaxo 5 лет назад +44

      Møons true, but i’ve seen several girls at my school wearing thrasher tshirts pulling out ukuleles

    • @Drea260
      @Drea260 5 лет назад +7

      Jesus he forgot to sing riptide 🤦‍♀️

    • @naomij5153
      @naomij5153 5 лет назад +3

      Stop exposing me like this

    • @siren7362
      @siren7362 5 лет назад +7

      does anyone under 35 actually have a "live laugh love" sign in their home?

  • @dozer3730
    @dozer3730 Год назад +22

    Is this the ukulele apology video girl

  • @Azizgang
    @Azizgang 3 года назад +23950

    you should've added led lights or something

    • @Dampzombieslayer
      @Dampzombieslayer 3 года назад +522

      This was before that was a big thing

    • @angstyteen2890
      @angstyteen2890 3 года назад +274

      Fairy lights

    • @iwantmykidsback5020
      @iwantmykidsback5020 3 года назад +25

      (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

    • @Azizgang
      @Azizgang 3 года назад +27

      wait when did this suddently just got 2.4k likes

    • @dickjerm
      @dickjerm 3 года назад +34

      @@Dampzombieslayer Not the ones that look like gas station lights. The fairy lights that were popular a little while back.

  • @GustavoUnser
    @GustavoUnser 5 лет назад +25081

    you forgot to sing with the most breathy voice you possibly can

    • @sweetjello_7057
      @sweetjello_7057 5 лет назад +460

      lool billy eilish voice

    • @Ferrichrome
      @Ferrichrome 5 лет назад +378

      Yeah what the heck is with the exaggerated breathy thing they do

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 5 лет назад +104

      @@sweetjello_7057 except she sounds nice 💀

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 5 лет назад +43

      @@rky2315 lmaoo the funniest part is that she claims to be bIrAcIaL I'm honestly having a hard time believing her 😭

    • @sweetjello_7057
      @sweetjello_7057 5 лет назад +20

      @@shadybeashooketh1911 a lot of talentless rappers sound nice too

  • @SamanthaBrooks2004
    @SamanthaBrooks2004 4 года назад +26413

    You forgot the “sorry guys, I’m a little bit sick” but other than that, it’s pretty accurate.

    • @AgitatedInfatuation
      @AgitatedInfatuation 4 года назад +55

      Samantha Brooks original comment

    • @cameronpeterson6734
      @cameronpeterson6734 4 года назад +576

      "sorry guys, I'm sick and it's not like I can wait until I feel better to do a cover because I have such a busy schedule that includes watching Supernatural on Netflix and reading poorly written Fan Fictions on Wattpad to do this cover at a different time when I'm feeling better... anyways.. 1.. 2.. 3... Soooomewheeere ooover the rainbooow"

    • @idkutellme-rp9qe
      @idkutellme-rp9qe 4 года назад +70

      U forgot the “I’m fourteen and have had two illegal abortions”
      I’m brown, but one of my other brown friends told me this about one of her whites friends, so it’s a true story

    • @deeznuts-rp2ms
      @deeznuts-rp2ms 4 года назад +36

      @@idkutellme-rp9qe christ

    • @idkutellme-rp9qe
      @idkutellme-rp9qe 4 года назад +1

      cheems1839 ikrrrrr

  • @samridhigc774
    @samridhigc774 Год назад +16

    All aboard!

  • @justsomeguywithasandwich5906
    @justsomeguywithasandwich5906 3 года назад +16931

    Fake! there’s no awkward laugh at the beginning while saying “this might not sound good”

  • @michaelalivingston9252
    @michaelalivingston9252 3 года назад +9604

    *plays “can’t help falling in love” by Elvis Presley*

    • @bien.mp4
      @bien.mp4 3 года назад +89

      waaaais meeeahhhn saiiiiyy

    • @Chrxnic307
      @Chrxnic307 3 года назад +222

      That song is a banger tho no cap

    • @adamvw48
      @adamvw48 3 года назад +145

      Plays “can’t help falling in love” by Michael Bublé because they don’t know it’s by Elvis

    • @juliehovvang5853
      @juliehovvang5853 3 года назад +14

      Or while my guitar gently weeps

    • @luiza2823
      @luiza2823 3 года назад +23

      or creep by radiohead

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 4 года назад +7751

    “Depressed skinny boy playing keyboard in a dark room”

  • @RevWorkshop
    @RevWorkshop Год назад +45

    oh my god this aged like a fine wine

  • @tomdarank1272
    @tomdarank1272 5 лет назад +8655

    Gus is too societally aware. I’m scared he’s going to expose something about me next.

    • @joselynmensah5458
      @joselynmensah5458 5 лет назад +12

      just like Syme and we all know what happened to him :()

    • @Roman-ei9zx
      @Roman-ei9zx 5 лет назад +38

      He's already done me, fuck

    • @maxalain9948
      @maxalain9948 5 лет назад +37

      He knows your sexual assault allegations

    • @Namesi
      @Namesi 5 лет назад +3

      @@maxalain9948 You too.

    • @benfranklin9766
      @benfranklin9766 5 лет назад +19

      He knows you've been avoiding your taxes

  • @N0sV0sEl3s
    @N0sV0sEl3s 4 года назад +17304

    "As long as they always in the key of C"
    Triggered 98% of ukulele owners.

    • @flossingjonah9066
      @flossingjonah9066 4 года назад +151

      Then there's me who plays songs in A flat and other hard keys without a capo

    • @feeno1188
      @feeno1188 4 года назад +759

      @@flossingjonah9066 wow you're such a badass

    • @RobinRegbo
      @RobinRegbo 4 года назад +444

      @@flossingjonah9066 ooooo look at gangster man himself

    • @katyyork934
      @katyyork934 4 года назад +211

      flossingjonah k but like there are literally four strings how can any key be hard

    • @oliverbieser6273
      @oliverbieser6273 4 года назад +92

      @@katyyork934 It's not I play uke and it's the easiest thing in the world

  • @holycashcowwhy8989
    @holycashcowwhy8989 3 года назад +2949

    One year for the school talent show three different girls played riptide on the uke. I have known all the lyrics since

    • @jjnn2
      @jjnn2 3 года назад +59

      This is how I memorized Let It Go

    • @stealyowaifu69
      @stealyowaifu69 3 года назад +50

      Bruh did we go to the same school?

    • @sand5474
      @sand5474 3 года назад +12

      @@cargocrate freedom

    • @iheartkimseungmin
      @iheartkimseungmin 3 года назад +34

      @@cargocrate I was scared of dentists and the dark
      I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations
      Oh, all my friends are turning green
      You're the magician's assistant in their dream
      Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ahh-ah-ah
      And they come unstuck
      Lady, running down to the riptide
      Taken away to the dark side
      I wanna be your left hand man
      I love you when you're singing that song
      And I got a lump in my throat
      'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong
      There's this movie that I think you'll like
      This guy decides to quit his job and heads to New York City
      This cowboy's running from himself
      And she's been living on the highest shelf
      Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ahh-oh
      And they come unstuck
      Lady, running down to the riptide
      Taken away to the dark side
      I wanna be your left hand man
      I love you when you're singing that song
      And I got a lump in my throat
      'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong
      I just wanna, I just wanna know
      If you're gonna, if you're gonna stay
      I just gotta, I just gotta know
      I can't have it, I can't have it any other way
      I swear she's destined for the screen
      Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen, oh
      Lady, running down to the riptide
      Taken away to the dark side
      I wanna be your left hand man
      I love you when you're singing that song
      And I got a lump in my throat
      'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong
      Oh lady, running down to the riptide
      Taken away to the dark side
      I wanna be your left hand man
      I love you when you're singing that song
      And I got a lump in my throat
      'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong
      Oh lady, running down to the riptide
      Taken away to the dark side
      I wanna be your left hand man
      I love you when you're singing that song
      And I got a lump in my throat
      'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong
      Yeah, I got a lump in my throat
      'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

    • @BlakeH..888_
      @BlakeH..888_ 3 года назад +7

      @@cargocrate
      I was scared of dentists and the dark
      I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations~

  • @Awesomemay
    @Awesomemay Год назад +18

    what a great time to have this in my recommended

    • @s0rry_ari
      @s0rry_ari Год назад

      Yeah especially after Colleen’s apology

  • @sperinthalakkat9831
    @sperinthalakkat9831 3 года назад +30490

    The fact that gus can accurately and convincingly portray a 14 year old white girl as a 30 year old man with a moustache terrifies me to an unreasonable extent

    • @coffeetime11
      @coffeetime11 3 года назад +271

      This comment is *amazing*

    • @evamack4314
      @evamack4314 3 года назад +55

      Amen

    • @Inky_88
      @Inky_88 3 года назад +182

      *Wait a fucking minute*

    • @elnet2319
      @elnet2319 3 года назад +333

      Then you realize gus isn't 30 and are even more confused.

    • @sperinthalakkat9831
      @sperinthalakkat9831 3 года назад +144

      @@elnet2319 Wait what, he always looks like a 45 year old dad to me.

  • @slig4656
    @slig4656 4 года назад +2940

    (S)He even got the lip bite smile while Turing off the camera at the end.

  • @0rganizedKhanfusion
    @0rganizedKhanfusion 3 года назад +3875

    The R’s with a speech impediment is so true and it pisses me off

    • @LSG101097
      @LSG101097 3 года назад +29

      I'm not native so I didn't get it :(

    • @mikusfajigus
      @mikusfajigus 3 года назад +15

      its just a slight bit in an aussie acccent

    • @senseispud2197
      @senseispud2197 3 года назад +238

      @@LSG101097 for some reason, there's a trend for female singers to say their r's like "aw's" because it's cuter and has a bit of flair.
      So "boys in fast caws, look up to the staws, don't tell you who they twuly aw".
      It's not neccesarily a bad thing, just that it's very overdone

    • @InnocentCinnamon
      @InnocentCinnamon 3 года назад +85

      @@senseispud2197 it’s because taking away the consonant sound makes it easier to sustain the note on an open vowel (o/u/e). I was actually taught to do this (drop the r sound while singing) in choir as a kid.

    • @idigmusic4405
      @idigmusic4405 3 года назад +6

      it shouldn't

  • @i_like_dogs2.0
    @i_like_dogs2.0 Год назад +28

    this aged well.

  • @HitoHito27
    @HitoHito27 4 года назад +4354

    * *Several White Ukuleke Girls Are Typing* *

  • @BW2OFFICIAL
    @BW2OFFICIAL 4 года назад +3602

    Every America's Got Talent winner...

    • @Vibing2443
      @Vibing2443 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @Manntell
      @Manntell 4 года назад +10

      Kevin Guanoluisa nope

    • @BW2OFFICIAL
      @BW2OFFICIAL 4 года назад +40

      @@KansaswithaK And some average sob story along with Fight Song or something playing.

    • @randomgames5562
      @randomgames5562 4 года назад +27

      *actually talented people* judges:nahhhh get the crap out of here. A 8 year old kid with a cute dog:my dad has cancer judges:real shit right there

    • @mr.worldwide4758
      @mr.worldwide4758 4 года назад +11

      Grace Vanderwaal

  • @addiebajaddie
    @addiebajaddie 4 года назад +11866

    The “I’m not like other girls” phenomenon is so widespread that “other girls” are the rarity

    • @carelesscraig8343
      @carelesscraig8343 4 года назад +437

      we really did go full circle

    • @chavo7775
      @chavo7775 4 года назад +54

      Kurtis conner

    • @cowl6867
      @cowl6867 4 года назад +20

      Well said

    • @platyperri
      @platyperri 4 года назад +99

      "You're just like other girls..."
      **wipes teardrop**

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 года назад +25

      Is that why I've started wanting to date rich preppy girls?

  • @Gabbyy_Gabriella
    @Gabbyy_Gabriella Год назад +7

    This video couldn’t get recommended to me in a much better time 💀

  • @1-2519
    @1-2519 4 года назад +41784

    She’s not like other girls, she has a beard

    • @alpha_nexus7784
      @alpha_nexus7784 4 года назад +152

      Perfect

    • @woundedjesus
      @woundedjesus 4 года назад +175

      Perfect GF

    • @danivee8572
      @danivee8572 4 года назад +139

      I don't know, not waxing my face during quarantine's given me one heck of a moustache.

    • @nathandegroot6490
      @nathandegroot6490 4 года назад +19

      @@danivee8572 can girls even have one

    • @milicailic8717
      @milicailic8717 4 года назад +131

      @@nathandegroot6490 yes lmao

  • @PrestonHamblin
    @PrestonHamblin 4 года назад +7015

    Just like I like my girls, with facial hair and named Gus

  • @coziebowie2508
    @coziebowie2508 5 лет назад +1442

    When he said “ I’ll sing all my R’s with a speech impediment “ I felt that 😔

    • @undericesinger
      @undericesinger 5 лет назад +6

      Because you have a speech impediment or because you do the fake type of singing?

    • @coziebowie2508
      @coziebowie2508 5 лет назад +22

      undericesinger I used to do it when I was new to singing.

    • @TheReal_Pim_Tool
      @TheReal_Pim_Tool 5 лет назад +1

      That was my favorite part

    • @crtproductions4825
      @crtproductions4825 5 лет назад +1

      Dying On The Outside *she stupud

    • @mistyfreya
      @mistyfreya 5 лет назад +1

      undericesinger *she

  • @SealedSaucer
    @SealedSaucer Год назад +11

    Aged like fine wine

  • @jakeshumway9487
    @jakeshumway9487 4 года назад +16809

    It's funny because he doesn't sound totally horrible

    • @29Caly
      @29Caly 4 года назад +430

      Yeah, he sounds pretty good. That's probably just so we feel comfortable watching him

    • @artsy9817
      @artsy9817 4 года назад +65

      Its actually perfect

    • @aightbet164
      @aightbet164 4 года назад +18

      Unfortunately

    • @lexwilson3175
      @lexwilson3175 4 года назад +25

      I mean he actually makes songs so

    • @ChadRaush
      @ChadRaush 4 года назад +9

      Maybe because he’s a good singer dumbass

  • @cabinellow159
    @cabinellow159 5 лет назад +9366

    You forgot the: "Planning on not posting this lmao."

    • @jamhopsey
      @jamhopsey 5 лет назад +86

      And then it blows up and becomes their most popular vid

    • @Iris-zc8er
      @Iris-zc8er 5 лет назад +30

      You're asian if you notice • 38 years ago oml I saw 38 years ago and I’m like: wtf then I realised and now I feel stupid. Yes I am Asian.

    • @_dokusen8812
      @_dokusen8812 5 лет назад +32

      “Oh mY gOd MiGhT dELeTe LaTeR!1!1!1!”

    • @felicitydargis
      @felicitydargis 5 лет назад +3

      I noticed. I guess I’m Asian.

    • @c_rid564
      @c_rid564 5 лет назад

      I like your profile pick.

  • @marshmellowmoon7990
    @marshmellowmoon7990 3 года назад +6238

    I don't know how I feel seeing "2 years ago" on a video from 2019.

    • @stealyowaifu69
      @stealyowaifu69 3 года назад +201

      I feel weird, 2020 was the slowest year in my life

    • @EllieMiller510
      @EllieMiller510 3 года назад +37

      It’s not just me that does that

    • @santiyeman5463
      @santiyeman5463 3 года назад +60

      Same dude its like what happened tp 2020

    • @insomniaxe
      @insomniaxe 3 года назад +14

      Holy sh-

    • @laslw
      @laslw 3 года назад +10

      Thank you, I been doing this too

  • @metaloreo8423
    @metaloreo8423 Год назад +36

    This aged so well it’s ridiculous

  • @f.b.i.2228
    @f.b.i.2228 4 года назад +17975

    Accurate. But you forgot “Riptide” by Vance Joy

  • @societycrumbles
    @societycrumbles 4 года назад +3870

    Now we need the "white guy with an acoustic guitar" one.

    • @eliasmsv3156
      @eliasmsv3156 4 года назад +195

      The guy who ruins the mood at the campfire by playing G Em C D in 4/4 with a terrible voice

    • @aubryvega
      @aubryvega 4 года назад +98

      HAHEVWHWYAH and they spend 3/4 of the time trying to “get it in tune”

    • @LNERMallard
      @LNERMallard 4 года назад +46

      @@eliasmsv3156 Psh... those fuckin' normies....
      I play C Am F G.

    • @okayboomer7546
      @okayboomer7546 4 года назад +22

      Ahhhh fuck I’m white and play acoustic guitar

    • @A_Oda27
      @A_Oda27 4 года назад +70

      🎶YoUr'E mY wOnDeRwAlL🎶

  • @sh00kspeared73
    @sh00kspeared73 3 года назад +10242

    Fake; she didn't say "omg I look like trash" or "I look like a potato" despite the fact that she has a full face of makeup and fake freckles

    • @Aidan-zc8wx
      @Aidan-zc8wx 3 года назад +180

      Hey... potatoes are amazing

    • @Aidan-zc8wx
      @Aidan-zc8wx 3 года назад +64

      @@sawsawsuka I also was not doing it for the meme. Such a great food with so much variety, more so than any other food.

    • @LS-qt9bo
      @LS-qt9bo 3 года назад +8

      Potatoes are fucking disgusting

    • @penguintv116
      @penguintv116 3 года назад +43

      She didn’t put “:3” in the title

    • @rohannagarkar608
      @rohannagarkar608 3 года назад +8

      @@penguintv116 "hehe"

  • @RHGameOn
    @RHGameOn Год назад +37

    wait isn't this the apology?

  • @teresa6832
    @teresa6832 4 года назад +4066

    Her name is one of these
    -Lily
    -Anna
    -Kristin
    -Grace
    -Annie
    -Emmy

  • @1997AlexB
    @1997AlexB 5 лет назад +32302

    You forgot the 5 min intro where you tell us why you haven't been uploading and how your cat is doing.

    • @markopolo2224
      @markopolo2224 5 лет назад +44

      lmao

    • @kermasooda
      @kermasooda 5 лет назад +696

      And apologising for construction noises in the background that nobody would have even noticed and how they're sorry for the quality, they're at their parents house so they have to record in their iPhone.

    • @morningivy
      @morningivy 5 лет назад +267

      Heeey guuuuys, I'm sorry I haven't uploaded for an hour! My cat got pneumonia, so...yeah.

    • @kisssya2737
      @kisssya2737 5 лет назад +6

      lmaoo

    • @cinnamonangel5440
      @cinnamonangel5440 5 лет назад +239

      "sorry my voice is like this im sick rn so"

  • @thecursedone6004
    @thecursedone6004 4 года назад +14160

    “As long as they’re only in the key of C”
    Underrated af joke

    • @10ksubsbeforenextmonth74
      @10ksubsbeforenextmonth74 4 года назад +263

      ikr, I play uke, C is literally the highest and easiest.

    • @alexiaatheducc
      @alexiaatheducc 4 года назад +7

      yesss

    • @JGLikesGames
      @JGLikesGames 4 года назад +63

      or a minor, because the notes are the exact same

    • @ace-0465
      @ace-0465 4 года назад +54

      It pays off to be a band nerd every now and then lol I love it

    • @sebbacle
      @sebbacle 4 года назад +25

      So is the key of C like super easy on Ukulele? I'm a violinist Idk much about the Uke :(

  • @hunterschwartz7738
    @hunterschwartz7738 Год назад +14

    This could not have shown up at a better time

  • @vastxi4914
    @vastxi4914 5 лет назад +4041

    Lmao there were 3 different girls at my HS "talent show" that all played riptide on the ukulele LOL

    • @ethangilbertmedia
      @ethangilbertmedia 5 лет назад +88

      At least they can actually play the instruments at your talent shows xD

    • @Doctor_Yodel
      @Doctor_Yodel 5 лет назад +49

      My class was forced to play riptide at the talent show.

    • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
      @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 5 лет назад +9

      That's funny! I played Seek & Destroy terribly in 1989 talent show

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 лет назад +33

      The tune of the song I was playing on uke once was from a rap about overdosing and satanic shit so I just freestyled to it...
      I have a weird dream of starting a genre known as ukulele rap

    • @Doctor_Yodel
      @Doctor_Yodel 5 лет назад +7

      SYNFLWR I’m trying to imagine what that’ll be like

  • @CakeMeDancing
    @CakeMeDancing 4 года назад +2305

    uhm, no offense, but like a messy bun would be so much more unique.

    • @kaigao4842
      @kaigao4842 4 года назад +30

      im just gonna comment something completely useless that doesn't contribute to the conversation at all because your comment has a lot of likes and no replies

    • @CakeMeDancing
      @CakeMeDancing 4 года назад +13

      holy moly, how would this get so many likes? i think i'm blushing a bit

    • @kudr_
      @kudr_ 3 года назад +4

      flushed

    • @paeridolia
      @paeridolia 3 года назад +1

      u m c h i l e a n y w a y s

  • @kylaspam9022
    @kylaspam9022 5 лет назад +27287

    you forgot can’t help falling in love and riptide smh

  • @yasmim7680
    @yasmim7680 11 месяцев назад +10

    this video should be named “hi”

  • @michellegodwin6567
    @michellegodwin6567 3 года назад +21238

    It's amazing how he can manage to look like a 16 yo girl even with a mustache

    • @mcshrumes6410
      @mcshrumes6410 3 года назад +81

      Fr tho

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 3 года назад +267

      Mini gesture (eye expression, hand, body posture)
      He's always good at it

    • @MouseTableChair
      @MouseTableChair 3 года назад +83

      I didnt realise the moustache till i read this.

    • @TexasRailfan2008
      @TexasRailfan2008 3 года назад +8

      567th like

    • @HeySweaterBoy
      @HeySweaterBoy 3 года назад +22

      @@TexasRailfan2008 wait who?
      Cares

  • @chrism7025
    @chrism7025 3 года назад +4825

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Gus actually has a nice voice

    • @arielelisheba911
      @arielelisheba911 3 года назад +50

      Yes.

    • @dumbshitfuckmeteorite
      @dumbshitfuckmeteorite 3 года назад +26

      I want to like but you have 69 likes

    • @o0GrayMatters0o
      @o0GrayMatters0o 3 года назад +7

      omg so underrated. omg. underrated. yeah. like, 99 likes

    • @newthrash1221
      @newthrash1221 3 года назад +3

      Most actors do.

    • @o0GrayMatters0o
      @o0GrayMatters0o 3 года назад +6

      omg, am i the only one who... no one: literally no one: this guy: 2019: 2020: welp the youtube algorithm unites us again... see you all in 3 years when... omg... 888 likes

  • @ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhr
    @ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhr 4 года назад +2151

    I was laughing at first then i glanced up at my ukulele in the corner of my room

    • @Skrogglewogg
      @Skrogglewogg 4 года назад +17

      Relatable

    • @Laiser
      @Laiser 4 года назад +48

      Self-deprecation and #relatable in one comment. You're really living up to your stereotype

    • @mistbea
      @mistbea 4 года назад +12

      I was laughing at this and saw my guitar, me have big pp energy

    • @mistbea
      @mistbea 4 года назад +2

      ogky I then looked at my rock band microphone and cried

    • @maddie2750
      @maddie2750 4 года назад +4

      After I finished watching this video I got up to get my water and saw my ukulele lol

  • @themoondoglua
    @themoondoglua Год назад +20

    this aged perfectly

  • @candysoulz2489
    @candysoulz2489 5 лет назад +8625

    The as long as they're in the key of C part is actually me, I'm cackling.

  • @tennysonsmith8193
    @tennysonsmith8193 4 года назад +12181

    This is fake, she didn’t say she was gonna sound bad and then take a sip of her pumpkin spice latte at the beginning

    • @isilduur7848
      @isilduur7848 4 года назад +140

      well then she's n o t l i k e o t h e r g i r l s

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 3 года назад +53

      Which hurts me, because daIRY IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR VOICE LITERALLY STOP-

    • @williamwells1453
      @williamwells1453 3 года назад +13

      @@internalscreaming7566 that explains why I sound weird even with my speech impediment

    • @MrKboom-gi8kl
      @MrKboom-gi8kl 3 года назад +1

      ouch yeh

    • @smw_marytime6692
      @smw_marytime6692 3 года назад +4

      @@internalscreaming7566 but M I L K

  • @Drarack
    @Drarack 3 года назад +800

    The thing with the sleeve being too long was just such a perfect touch

    • @thegreatesthits8115
      @thegreatesthits8115 3 года назад +7

      Long sleeves as if humans weren't meant to use their goddamn hands properly. That hurt me in the depths of my hearth everytime I see it

  • @EasyCheesy233
    @EasyCheesy233 Год назад +43

    Collen Ballinger be like

  • @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523
    @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 4 года назад +764

    fake, there are no comments telling her she's beautiful and gorgeous

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 3 года назад +10

      Yes there are

    • @philjones7303
      @philjones7303 3 года назад +2

      She has facial hair, ew

    • @trent078
      @trent078 3 года назад +1

      people watching reading comments: SIMPS!!!!!!!

  • @aidenp6940
    @aidenp6940 3 года назад +10514

    “I’m not like the other girls, because I’m not a girl”

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 3 года назад +160

      my one friend is trans FTM and also literally has that same profile picture so honestly I thought you were him

    • @stealyowaifu69
      @stealyowaifu69 3 года назад +7

      Yus

    • @n0odles86
      @n0odles86 3 года назад +24

      @@clownfromclowntown still not a man tho either lmao

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 3 года назад +116

      @@n0odles86 yes, he is 😌

    • @hadley20
      @hadley20 3 года назад +136

      @@n0odles86 trans men are men :)

  • @Brandon-yy1ow
    @Brandon-yy1ow 4 года назад +2285

    This is the most middle school girl thing ever

    • @fourstuds
      @fourstuds 4 года назад +33

      bro this shit still happens in college, they sang riptide too lmao

    • @lemonzest6571
      @lemonzest6571 4 года назад +20

      As a current middle schooler, yes, it’s this and the male equivalent is wearing lacrosse shorts in January with snow pants over them. I mean, I’m the kid who dyes the ends of their hair blue/purple, so it’s not my place to judge, but 👁👄👁

    • @Brandon-yy1ow
      @Brandon-yy1ow 4 года назад

      If_only_I_was_a_potato _I_would_rule_the_world ehhhh idk bout the lacross shorts that nobody can see over snow pants

    • @lemonzest6571
      @lemonzest6571 4 года назад +1

      Brandon Walker No really, at least in my town they exist. You can see them standing by there locker and pulling off the snow pants.

    • @thatrandomguyfromcaliforni971
      @thatrandomguyfromcaliforni971 4 года назад

      Nah bro tiktok is the most middle school thing ever

  • @bellalopez4610
    @bellalopez4610 Год назад +9

    The fact that this came up on my recommended in the year of the colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video scares me.

  • @somerandomguyidk8201
    @somerandomguyidk8201 3 года назад +9361

    No joke he’s actually got a pretty good voice

  • @ChrisKogos
    @ChrisKogos 5 лет назад +1722

    Too accurate.

  • @l_aisss
    @l_aisss 5 лет назад +567

    how can this be so specific and so generalized at the same time

  • @extremelyhighqualityconten8681
    @extremelyhighqualityconten8681 Год назад +15

    youtube sure knows when to put this in recommended 😂

  • @niloofar506
    @niloofar506 3 года назад +17289

    "Boys in fast cars don't tell you who they truly are" could genuinely be a Taylor swift lyric

    • @connorgowans8889
      @connorgowans8889 3 года назад +242

      *twooly

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 3 года назад +180

      It's actually a Cannibal Corpse song lyric. Prove me wrong.

    • @xeiumi
      @xeiumi 3 года назад +60

      @@connorgowans8889*tahwoley

    • @theoracle7463
      @theoracle7463 3 года назад +62

      @@AngryKittens yeah no one can understand the lyrics so it could be

    • @bonifacemartinez6830
      @bonifacemartinez6830 3 года назад +24

      Just another dumb message that means nothing

  • @emiliasjoholm
    @emiliasjoholm 5 лет назад +1918

    I WAS WAITING FOR RIPTIDE.... IT NEVER CAME....

    • @baambooob
      @baambooob 5 лет назад +17

      and la vie en rose

    • @kendall4790
      @kendall4790 5 лет назад +3

      SAME

    • @issaacxxx6202
      @issaacxxx6202 5 лет назад

      Haha. "Came".

    • @juul27
      @juul27 5 лет назад +2

      @@baambooob Don't come after Chloe like that :(

  • @Snackaboy
    @Snackaboy 3 года назад +9379

    Jokes aside, he's really good at singing

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 года назад +82

      Yeah but that song has like two notes

    • @weldon29
      @weldon29 3 года назад +192

      @@Ismael-kc3ry most people can't make one note sound good

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 года назад +59

      @@weldon29 lmao fair enough

    • @guntherbgunnerson8989
      @guntherbgunnerson8989 3 года назад +36

      "he"?
      It's a girl guys

    • @daisysabashed9661
      @daisysabashed9661 3 года назад +27

      Yeah I dont know what you guys are talking about...shes a girl????