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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @flamingo
    @flamingo  4 года назад +26888

    BY THE WAY: ReaperAaron obviously thinks men and women are equal- the ad is just to get people to click! Don't send any hate he's a good guy the ad is just a joke I hope I made that clear in the video

  • @a33464
    @a33464 4 года назад +14845

    Love how Albert can sometimes be offensive as a joke but still has respect for women

    • @gabbie7246
      @gabbie7246 4 года назад +165

      @@999heart ;-;

    • @auska906
      @auska906 4 года назад +110

      Does he have respect for women tho?

    • @eebertdeebert
      @eebertdeebert 4 года назад +300

      Jeannie I love Netflix Yes he does

    • @sarinajohnson9149
      @sarinajohnson9149 4 года назад +47

      MehEmiliaPlayz YT I-

    • @rainydqys7558
      @rainydqys7558 4 года назад +60

      Alexa Fernandez and THE VETS

  • @arrianaysabellecostaobliga1444
    @arrianaysabellecostaobliga1444 4 года назад +2528

    Guy: "I don't like them"
    Flamingo: "Well I don't like you"
    Made me smile like an idiot

  • @NOMI8638
    @NOMI8638 3 года назад +569

    I’m glad you’re not sexist, Albert.

    • @rxox3455
      @rxox3455 3 года назад +4

      gross

    • @NOMI8638
      @NOMI8638 3 года назад +34

      @@rxox3455 What do you mean gross?

    • @carlivasquez6840
      @carlivasquez6840 3 года назад +4

      @@rxox3455 what the fuck

    • @NOMI8638
      @NOMI8638 3 года назад +37

      @@rxox3455 Sexist means making fun of another gender :/

    • @tangovfx8246
      @tangovfx8246 3 года назад +19

      @@rxox3455 ...are you sexist?

  • @larry632
    @larry632 4 года назад +3072

    Flamingo: NOBODY HAS AN ACCENT IN MY FAMILY!
    Flamingo Few Weeks back: *Heeey there brotherrrr*

    • @zury_yurz
      @zury_yurz 4 года назад +41

      Lol me and Albert are from around the same area so we talk the same lmfao

    • @autumntea1931
      @autumntea1931 4 года назад +10

      @@getfreerobux-checkmychanne5450 shut your up

    • @autumntea1931
      @autumntea1931 4 года назад +12

      @SIMP WEAPONS AND TACTICS THAT'S A SWEAR WORD

    • @lovelysunny5753
      @lovelysunny5753 4 года назад +5

      @@autumntea1931 really dude =-= is-this is fake right?-

    • @shay-sd1kb
      @shay-sd1kb 4 года назад +10

      Addison Draws you realize he has a whole other channel he curses on right?

  • @user-kp4zg5se3r
    @user-kp4zg5se3r 4 года назад +841

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE END 😂 I’M DYING

  • @WobblyFlan
    @WobblyFlan 4 года назад +676

    I love how Paige "Face timed" him, and he just said, "Should women have rights? No."
    I died laughing.

    • @rwg1189
      @rwg1189 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @kadendex
      @kadendex 4 года назад +9

      I kept repeating it xD

    • @cheerios6198
      @cheerios6198 4 года назад +2

      time ?

    • @stellanguyen4396
      @stellanguyen4396 4 года назад +3

      ...you died laughing?
      uh does that mean you actually died like X_X while laughing?
      because it's actually a way you die-
      are you okay?-

    • @jon6935
      @jon6935 4 года назад +8

      @@stellanguyen4396 ...

  • @marwa6909
    @marwa6909 3 года назад +96

    i love how he manages to be respectful and funny at the same time

    • @sockretees9064
      @sockretees9064 3 года назад

      nobody thinks youre funny or cool

    • @ella6890
      @ella6890 2 года назад

      being respectful whilst being funny is the bare minimum 😭😭

  • @justsomeone7807
    @justsomeone7807 4 года назад +680

    “He used to bully people a lot” Albert: “PEOPLE BULLIED ME” 😂

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 4 года назад +26

      That actually kinda made me feel bad that someone was “exposing” his rudeness when they didnt know the whole story

    • @user-kq8xr2tn2k
      @user-kq8xr2tn2k 4 года назад +18

      Him bullying is just a joke,but people who try to make him lose sub are bullying him

    • @user-kq8xr2tn2k
      @user-kq8xr2tn2k 4 года назад

      However He never Bully anyone

    • @sockretees9064
      @sockretees9064 3 года назад

      youre not funny bro

    • @Mahmad_2009
      @Mahmad_2009 3 года назад

      He been BULLING.

  • @coolkid8720
    @coolkid8720 4 года назад +802

    I love how the first thing he says is: I’m handsome
    He’s not wrong

    • @daydreambarbie
      @daydreambarbie 4 года назад +32

      Yes he’s extremely handsome 🥴

    • @coolkid8720
      @coolkid8720 4 года назад +16

      ゚・ ɴᴇᴋᴏ ・ ゚ of course he is why wouldn’t he be

    • @eddieshotmom
      @eddieshotmom 4 года назад +12

      He’s very handsome but he is FAT

    • @daydreambarbie
      @daydreambarbie 4 года назад +32

      Richie Trashmouth Toizer HE AINT FAT HE JUST GOT BIG BONES

    • @kuba1-m7i
      @kuba1-m7i 4 года назад +5

      Ye almost jealout JKKK

  • @alloymetals
    @alloymetals 4 года назад +318

    11:46
    Albert yelling and pretending to be Jaystation: *"MY GIRLFRIEND DIED"*
    Kirsten hearing it in the other room: "Y e p mhm"

  • @driftyboi3846
    @driftyboi3846 3 года назад +60

    When you think about it everyone has an accent

    • @sugarish9383
      @sugarish9383 3 года назад +3

      ö

    • @jn.r
      @jn.r 3 года назад

      æ

    • @hiba_stxr
      @hiba_stxr 3 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @lavatarh
      @lavatarh 3 года назад

      @@jn.r Æ

    • @Aromantic-freak
      @Aromantic-freak 3 года назад

      omfg
      true
      you just never realise it.
      becaue peoe in your country have same accent uslly
      omg

  • @TheYipee14
    @TheYipee14 4 года назад +422

    1:52 *I have never heard that voice change holy-*

  • @skibbidisleuth9732
    @skibbidisleuth9732 4 года назад +199

    "somebody should make like a summoning dead albert thing."
    realmatt: "your wish is my command"

    • @salmon1863
      @salmon1863 4 года назад +1

      Yep he literally said, "Flamingo is alive...(VERY SAD)"...like bruh what does he think

  • @rei-nf1tz
    @rei-nf1tz 4 года назад +739

    “DAN TDM LIVE NEW BABY”
    “Well I hope it’s alive”

    • @galactic249
      @galactic249 4 года назад +20

      I died at that part😂😂

    • @dalvbugzz506
      @dalvbugzz506 4 года назад +8

      GalaxyWolf 02 same

    • @no.850
      @no.850 4 года назад +9

      Road work ahead? Well I sure hope it does

    • @an_avidpanda_lover8349
      @an_avidpanda_lover8349 4 года назад +2

      Thayrald so glad I’m not the only one who thought that! xD

    • @TehGoldenBukkit
      @TehGoldenBukkit 4 года назад +1

      GalaxyWolf IT DIED ASWELL

  • @athxxa179
    @athxxa179 3 года назад +131

    T H A N K Y O U
    We need more people like this in the world, women are just as good as men.

  • @fish7135
    @fish7135 4 года назад +384

    *_”Should just men run for president?”_*
    *_Hillary has entered the chat_*

    • @nayomayocringe9215
      @nayomayocringe9215 4 года назад +7

      Omg that’s what I thought right away! 😂😂😂😂 lol

    • @Idk-sn4vw
      @Idk-sn4vw 4 года назад

      XD

    • @adak921
      @adak921 4 года назад

      yas

    • @vilmaabzun6864
      @vilmaabzun6864 4 года назад

      This is the best joke I've ever seen LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chere4512
      @chere4512 4 года назад

      fiona edits lol ye when I grow up I want to be in politics

  • @gigi-gn4yd
    @gigi-gn4yd 4 года назад +438

    1:51 I DID NOT EXPECT THAT VOICE CHANGE I HAVE NEVER HEARD HIM MAKE THAT VOICE OMG-

    • @helimusico6149
      @helimusico6149 4 года назад +57

      That scared me I- he sounds like Patrick 💀

    • @awkwardpersonakidsimp
      @awkwardpersonakidsimp 4 года назад +11

      @@helimusico6149 omg true

    • @TheYipee14
      @TheYipee14 4 года назад +8

      I WAS SO SHCOKED HOLY CARP OJDNSJHSBFN

    • @FateeYT
      @FateeYT 4 года назад +1

      xbaqxette _ kinda sounded like golden modz

    • @meem5675
      @meem5675 4 года назад

      O_O

  • @alourful
    @alourful 4 года назад +1867

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the beauty of alberts brother!!!!

  • @ADDIEEE
    @ADDIEEE 3 года назад +99

    I literally wrote an entire essay on women’s rights like that’s unfair if it was only for men

    • @ADDIEEE
      @ADDIEEE 3 года назад

      @Rusty Mailboxes ツ rote?! Lol

    • @crispywings9066
      @crispywings9066 3 года назад

      True

    • @willtrojan8854
      @willtrojan8854 3 года назад +4

      @@ADDIEEE rote*

    • @jabamiyumeko9556
      @jabamiyumeko9556 3 года назад

      @Rusty Mailboxes UNO REVERSE.*Wrote*

    • @liambroussard7807
      @liambroussard7807 3 года назад +3

      Woman have had rights since the 60-70s, Womans Rights is no longer a problem, Infact, in modern day society men have been opressed more than woman.

  • @DreamyDaylite
    @DreamyDaylite 4 года назад +3843

    Flamingo, looking at ImJayStation: this guy sucks
    *Everyone liked that*

  • @azrqs1260
    @azrqs1260 4 года назад +123

    Albert: you guys are not idiots
    Me: that's the nicest thing he ever said to me

  • @lynk_edits4674
    @lynk_edits4674 4 года назад +728

    EVERY NORNAL RUclipsR: Hi guys today we will...
    ALBERT: Okay one, I'm HANDSOME.
    Edit: omg all the likes and yeah i wrote NORNAL but I will leave it like that so more people can learn a new word.

  • @pyxlified
    @pyxlified 4 года назад +580

    Albert: sees “ my gf died”
    Albert: “u should dothat with me”
    Realmatt: ok

  • @xxxcrimson_x2288
    @xxxcrimson_x2288 4 года назад +550

    Can't believe how much Albert's channels has grown. I remember when I used to watch Albertsstuff I have to say Albert is my all time favourite RUclipsr.
    Lmao didn't expect this many likes and comments. 😁 Thanks

    • @sup1101
      @sup1101 4 года назад +4

      Long Live Jahseh long Live Jahseh very long live

    • @xxxcrimson_x2288
      @xxxcrimson_x2288 4 года назад +8

      @@sup1101??

    • @samistrash6262
      @samistrash6262 4 года назад +22

      He went through reverse puberty

    • @pennywiggle4038
      @pennywiggle4038 4 года назад +14

      Long Live Jahseh Ikkkkk back when he used to cuss XD I’ve been watching him since maybe a year or somewhere near that before he made flamingo i love his channel smmmm

    • @tshi8829
      @tshi8829 4 года назад +4

      Oml i remember doctor clump he is my favorite like character he has made

  • @25rmw
    @25rmw 4 года назад +196

    Albert: don’t send hate
    Me: *i don’t have the facilities for that big man*

    • @exwpire3799
      @exwpire3799 4 года назад +1

      Rachele W *I will join you*

    • @pigio9033
      @pigio9033 4 года назад +1

      Don’t send hate it was just advertising it isn’t supposed to be serious

    • @justabumblebee183
      @justabumblebee183 4 года назад

      U know ur just giving the guy viwes then he'll get money lool

    • @EE-gz5xu
      @EE-gz5xu 4 года назад +1

      @@pigio9033 I think they meant the guy, he doesn't need to make crappy videos literally lying about other people, its technically defamation.

    • @pigio9033
      @pigio9033 4 года назад

      Still they are giving him views and he dosent need to care he has 3/4 of a million auvs

  • @irisgray9651
    @irisgray9651 3 года назад +16

    Let’s take some time to appreciate that Albert can make offensive jokes but still has respect for them.

  • @redlilystone
    @redlilystone 4 года назад +719

    Albert: Don't send hate to him
    Flamingo Community: Peace was never a option
    Edit: Thanks For The Likes! :D

  • @t0aster_101
    @t0aster_101 4 года назад +126

    "Okay one, I'm handsome."
    We all know that, Albert.

    • @scarthecheetah1958
      @scarthecheetah1958 4 года назад +3

      mystery // 神秘 he doesn’t have to tell us twice

    • @jujhar.
      @jujhar. 4 года назад

      We all know

  • @xraygolo
    @xraygolo 4 года назад +320

    Albert: Guys don’t send him hate
    Fans: *Gives him hate*
    Edit: ... I got so many likes. 250 likes!? That’s insane jarvis

  • @VaderTater
    @VaderTater 3 года назад +11

    As Koneko once said: “If someone makes a 3AM video when I die I will literally be rolling in my grave.”

  • @jimjeffjam2856
    @jimjeffjam2856 4 года назад +653

    Albert: don’t send hate
    Fans: pEaCe wAs N3v3r aN oPTioN

    • @BearOnKeys
      @BearOnKeys 4 года назад +20

      Respectable that he says that but his viewers are kids and let’s be honest they don’t listen

    • @jimjeffjam2856
      @jimjeffjam2856 4 года назад +7

      HarshTalker they want REVENGE

    • @Zicolie
      @Zicolie 4 года назад +5

      Yeah Jaystation and Oboat hecking suck dude I don’t know why people like those kinds of guys and why RUclips hasn’t deleted their whole damn channel

    • @mgitztrash7581
      @mgitztrash7581 4 года назад +3

      @@Zicolie You forgot RealMatt.

    • @Chrisjackson337
      @Chrisjackson337 4 года назад

      True no peace

  • @JosephGaming
    @JosephGaming 4 года назад +538

    The “Flamingo” on the phone had a British accent.

    • @skeletalberry3695
      @skeletalberry3695 4 года назад +6

      b r u h that wasnt even flamingo or have a sound he randomly makes umm... w o r d s

    • @JosephGaming
      @JosephGaming 4 года назад +18

      @@skeletalberry3695 God I know it wasn't flamingo are you dumb

    • @toni6691
      @toni6691 4 года назад +12

      TNT Gacha yeah they know it wasn’t flamingo that’s why they put quotation makes for ‘sarcasm’

    • @wayne.mccuiiough
      @wayne.mccuiiough 4 года назад +3

      Kubix TNT Gacha is not dumb. That’s very offensive, don’t call people dumb.

    • @theneighborhood8342
      @theneighborhood8342 4 года назад +1

      We know that we're not idiots

  • @m1a2608
    @m1a2608 4 года назад +405

    “Am I from New Zealand?”
    Everyone from Northern England: 🤨

    • @lilly3424
      @lilly3424 4 года назад +4

      yes lmao everyone talks like that here

    • @squiddyswimming
      @squiddyswimming 4 года назад +1

      🇨🇮I'm from naas🇨🇮

    • @chief_queef
      @chief_queef 4 года назад +1

      @@squiddyswimming da hells a naas

    • @cathaljennings8
      @cathaljennings8 4 года назад +1

      I'm from galway🇮🇪

    • @squiddyswimming
      @squiddyswimming 4 года назад

      @@chief_queef town in Ireland -_-

  • @AuntWorm
    @AuntWorm 4 года назад +31

    1:33 This is LiTeRalLy what's happening today... What the-

    • @spencerreidswife4240
      @spencerreidswife4240 4 года назад +3

      Mhm its sad-
      But it's all btr now bc biden won :>

    • @32123ABCBA
      @32123ABCBA 3 года назад

      @@spencerreidswife4240 no it’s not :

    • @sirsheep8011
      @sirsheep8011 3 года назад +1

      Rae and myself Trump is a terrible person who made hundreds of thousands of people die because he didn't care about Covid

    • @klumzyskiwi
      @klumzyskiwi 3 года назад

      @@sirsheep8011, please explain how he doesn't care about covid.

    • @sirsheep8011
      @sirsheep8011 3 года назад +1

      @@klumzyskiwi his assistants told him that covid could be really bad and he didnt even prepare

  • @kindlittlebunny9869
    @kindlittlebunny9869 4 года назад +322

    Imagine going to a flamingo meet and greet and when you meet him, he is like
    “it’s me flamingo man, yeah man”

    • @daniellavena
      @daniellavena 4 года назад +1

      Lol😂

    • @e-1235
      @e-1235 4 года назад +2

      Hehe meet and GREAT

    • @kindlittlebunny9869
      @kindlittlebunny9869 4 года назад +1

      E-bricks 123 sorry bout that it was auto correct.

    • @Alaric-n9q
      @Alaric-n9q 4 года назад +1

      @@kindlittlebunny9869 LOL

    • @e-1235
      @e-1235 4 года назад +1

      KindLittleBunny no worries I just like to correct people don’t listen to me

  • @RealVoidyz
    @RealVoidyz 4 года назад +449

    Person: *He bullied people in his school*
    Us: *”Fat, fattie, you gained a few pounds”*

  • @ThehusbandofArloGrr
    @ThehusbandofArloGrr 4 года назад +519

    The debate everyone would ask.
    Is Albert fat? No. He's thicc

    • @lordgrayfalcon8032
      @lordgrayfalcon8032 4 года назад +1

      Yesssss!
      lmao yessss

    • @m1a1charb26
      @m1a1charb26 4 года назад +2

      Roseダーク thicc is a shape not a size

    • @brook7013
      @brook7013 4 года назад +2

      🎵Thank you brother🎵

    • @tofu_revival
      @tofu_revival 4 года назад +2

      Wrong as a scientific Video Once said about animals
      He's not fat, he's R O U N D

    • @_andelrxses_
      @_andelrxses_ 4 года назад +2

      @@m1a1charb26 w h a t d o e s t h a t m e a n

  • @eek4382
    @eek4382 4 года назад +8

    First off, I love that Albert publicly supports women’s rights, but I think the ad meant just as in justice. For example it would be like saying, “is the Declaration of Independence just?”.
    Btw I’m not sure about this but that’s just what I thought it meant

  • @RazzberryRazor
    @RazzberryRazor 4 года назад +107

    Albert's accent is..
    When he talks to fast and ends up spitting everywhere like a broken water fountain.

    • @majiklady420
      @majiklady420 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @RazzberryRazor
      @RazzberryRazor 4 года назад +1

      @@JODRecaps AND HE WODDLED AWAY WADDLE WADDLE AND HE WADDELED AWAY TO THE VERY NEXT DAY.
      I will now proceed to scream this duck and lemonade song irl.

    • @LightLemon.
      @LightLemon. 4 года назад

      B R U H

    • @akhtarmaulamuhammad8.215
      @akhtarmaulamuhammad8.215 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps wow 200k+ Subs

  • @salivasoup
    @salivasoup 4 года назад +325

    Imagine how the guy that "FaceTimed' Albert would feel about this I would be so embarrassed..

    • @plorkie
      @plorkie 4 года назад +9

      They probably don’t REALLY know him, just put his name in it because it’s “trendy”

    • @salivasoup
      @salivasoup 4 года назад +6

      @@plorkie yup probably

    • @Lifeless.04
      @Lifeless.04 4 года назад +4

      69 likes..?

    • @charliemuir9832
      @charliemuir9832 4 года назад +3

      @@plorkie yea because he gave him a British accent

    • @miranazzal1918
      @miranazzal1918 4 года назад +2

      Sameeeee

  • @lhancelotchangedhisname8687
    @lhancelotchangedhisname8687 4 года назад +410

    Flamgo: this guy pretended his gf died
    Someone pls do that to me
    Kirsten: im about to ruin this man's whole career

    • @najjusubhan5717
      @najjusubhan5717 4 года назад +1

      Not funny😑

    • @kamikaov
      @kamikaov 4 года назад +3

      @@najjusubhan5717 if it's not funny then don't reply, cuz u have nothing important to do -_- .-.
      🤦

    • @FBI-cb7eb
      @FBI-cb7eb 4 года назад

      Nope noob

    • @dailymotivtion
      @dailymotivtion 4 года назад

      @@najjusubhan5717 Noob nothing but a noob

    • @emperorlizZ
      @emperorlizZ 4 года назад

      IT is funny even Albert said that "You guys are idiots so you know that I'm joking"

  • @yasmine_k96
    @yasmine_k96 2 года назад +10

    7:02 i hate that they victim blame him. It’s really rude and honestly they shouldnt even be doing that kind of stuff in the first place.

  • @MandoMadness
    @MandoMadness 4 года назад +599

    Flamingo: "Don't send hate"
    Flamingo Fans: *does not compute*

  • @addisuth
    @addisuth 4 года назад +508

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    “Flamingo”: british

  • @fancychery6338
    @fancychery6338 4 года назад +765

    Burning down the White House
    2020: Let me write this down

  • @lolaa2549
    @lolaa2549 4 года назад +5

    OMG THAT INTRO THO! Best part of the video!

  • @blueleaf5080
    @blueleaf5080 4 года назад +147

    5:47 tho I couldn’t stop laughing! His laugh is iconic. 💜

    • @cabbageman2184
      @cabbageman2184 4 года назад +4

      ツHoneyLuv IK

    • @exwpire3799
      @exwpire3799 4 года назад +5

      ツHoneyLuv *I just read sonic instead of iconic.*

    • @beefbroth420
      @beefbroth420 4 года назад +2

      *Yes*

    • @melvint-p9500
      @melvint-p9500 4 года назад +1

      That sounds like a pokemon cry

    • @v_rnica
      @v_rnica 4 года назад +1

      @@exwpire3799 made me laughghghghghghhghghgg

  • @bradyn4212
    @bradyn4212 4 года назад +201

    8:37 Only a true hero starts saying "robux" in an emergency.

    • @CrispyLightBulb
      @CrispyLightBulb 4 года назад +12

      Oh no, the stove caught on fire, what do I do!!! *robux*

    • @Deletedepleted
      @Deletedepleted 4 года назад +9

      U has learned le ways of le alberto

    • @crystallxxzed
      @crystallxxzed 4 года назад +9

      Oh no! The school is on fire! What do I do? Ɽø฿ʉӿ

    • @Deletedepleted
      @Deletedepleted 4 года назад +7

      Oh no i lost all my rights? ROBUX

    • @chees2
      @chees2 4 года назад +4

      Oh no! My house was bombed, I lost both my legs and an arm, and I'm about to be crushed to death! What do I do? *ROBUX*

  • @masterslasher4155
    @masterslasher4155 4 года назад +583

    Guy: he’s kinda rude he bullied people in school
    Flamingo: *almost gets suspended for singing call me maybe and taking his shirt off for the school talent show*

    • @KKKKNGBOO
      @KKKKNGBOO 4 года назад +3

      MasterSlasher415 lol

    • @lilye.099
      @lilye.099 4 года назад +23

      shhhh tryna keep that quiet here on the Flamingo channel..
      😬

    • @navteshgatti9760
      @navteshgatti9760 4 года назад +8

      BRINGS BACC NOSTANGIA

    • @Marshmallowsinabowl
      @Marshmallowsinabowl 4 года назад

      MasterSlasher415 lol

    • @thebloxing_hermit7833
      @thebloxing_hermit7833 4 года назад +2

      lol i rememeber that and poolio hulio and when he sang despacito

  • @hassanmirza970
    @hassanmirza970 2 года назад +3

    3:20 LOL THAT FRIEND REQUEST IN THE CORNER IS MEEEEE

  • @bunkun-fe3xs
    @bunkun-fe3xs 4 года назад +243

    *"wOT iS uP gUyS"*
    Albert: *Laughs because of his accent*
    Me: *still laughing at the fat joke*

  • @Belphegor616
    @Belphegor616 4 года назад +110

    I love how the fake call video has almost as double as dislikes now, I'm proud of this community.

  • @parisazada6043
    @parisazada6043 4 года назад +231

    Flamingo Fandom: ALBERT IS SUPERIOR. WE LOVE ALBERT!!!
    Also them: *Let's be honest, he has gained a few pounds.*

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 4 года назад +8

    That ending revealed the true cathulu within THE Albert

  • @uh839
    @uh839 4 года назад +168

    Says he is handsome.
    2019 albert: fart's on mic, stabs Felipe, kisses fake human

    • @MARlPOSA
      @MARlPOSA 4 года назад +3

      Corlar Yes because 2020 started 2 days ago :^>

    • @adrygopi83
      @adrygopi83 4 года назад +1

      Amber Jenkins we know you’re fake

    • @happy______day7332
      @happy______day7332 4 года назад

      r/wooooooooosh

    • @starflatinum4715
      @starflatinum4715 4 года назад

      @Amber Jenkins WOAH SO REAL GOT ROBUX

    • @kermit2331
      @kermit2331 4 года назад

      @Amber Jenkins r\whoooooosh

  • @yourlocaldumbass2133
    @yourlocaldumbass2133 4 года назад +638

    I know this is a joke but I'm still happy that alberto here isn't sexist, I used to think he just didn't really care but I'm happy to know that he stands up for girls anyway if you don't understand what I'm getting at I'm just happy he does not say things based off gender
    Edit: OMG thanks for all the likes I didn't think it would get this many
    Edit two: I'm a transgender guy now and completely forgot I even made this comment lmao-

    • @ayvah2117
      @ayvah2117 4 года назад +5

      @Friendlyspy21 wait who?

    • @brisabravo2573
      @brisabravo2573 4 года назад +4

      Is albert a trump supporter bc if he is im unsubscribing 😳

    • @brisabravo2573
      @brisabravo2573 4 года назад +14

      @Friendlyspy21 how is he a trump supporter

    • @litzy8263
      @litzy8263 4 года назад +18

      @@brisabravo2573 he's not

    • @uncleudders
      @uncleudders 4 года назад +9

      Women can run for president...

  • @arwouda634
    @arwouda634 4 года назад +530

    Other youtubers: hey guys welcome back to another video!
    Albert: FIRST OFF ALL, IM HANDSOME

  • @paired
    @paired 4 года назад +13

    10:08 okay HAS ANYONE SEEN THE LISA GAMING THUMBNAIL LIKE WHAT THE F-

  • @shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680
    @shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680 4 года назад +730

    Albert: “obviously I think women should have the same rights as men”
    Me(a woooman): I’m proud of you albert.

    • @omrr2096
      @omrr2096 4 года назад +16

      Shrek I am the real shrek no click bait but Shrek is boy or is he girl the he is she omg

    • @co8770
      @co8770 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @dreamzbursting3325
      @dreamzbursting3325 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @coffee1537
      @coffee1537 4 года назад +1

      THE EPIC DOG just add a fe to the beginning

    • @TeegyBear
      @TeegyBear 4 года назад +1

      I'm also a girl 😁

  • @jacobt1593
    @jacobt1593 4 года назад +1782

    Okay
    1. He's handsome
    2. He's incredibly handsome,
    Comment if you think he's not fat and he is incredibly handsome like you!

  • @imactuallyuruncle7847
    @imactuallyuruncle7847 4 года назад +1467

    I love how Albert can be really “dUmB” at times but still respects women🥺

  • @NOPE-NOOOOO1110
    @NOPE-NOOOOO1110 3 года назад +3

    8:32 *When Flamingo predicts 2021*

  • @kiindie5665
    @kiindie5665 4 года назад +3252

    Flamingo: I think womens should have the same rights as men
    me: *instant likes*
    edit: ok- can like y'all calm down in the replies- im legit scaredDDdd
    edit2: calm downN- my comment created so much controversy omg-
    edit3: should i delete my comment-

    • @maocoww
      @maocoww 4 года назад +130

      cqffee IKR someone told me that the girl that was voting for president was winning but they still made trump president because that they said women aren’t aloud to president because they are a girl and I’m just like WTFFFFFFF

    • @graberz720
      @graberz720 4 года назад +26

      Me: Instant Dislike
      @Hannah Zhuo She might have had a lot of votes but Donald Trump still had more. America would not disclude a winner because the person is a female and most likely no female will never win a presidential election because (many people agree including women) women aren't as good politicians or aren't good at doing presidential things( I hope that makes sense)

    • @booboes0141
      @booboes0141 4 года назад +201

      HexsterDexster “women arent as good as politicians” They are just genders? How can a gender be worse at something?

    • @gacha_rosesp9600
      @gacha_rosesp9600 4 года назад +7

      cqffee SAME!!!!

    • @dio_isnt_funni7593
      @dio_isnt_funni7593 4 года назад +27

      Get a load of this simp
      (This is obviously a joke)

  • @drxdtxtdxbhgyg65fcfc38
    @drxdtxtdxbhgyg65fcfc38 4 года назад +353

    “Should women have rights?”
    “NO!”
    that killed me at the end lmao
    Paige is a very good editor 😎

  • @RH-pz1eo
    @RH-pz1eo 4 года назад +319

    *I have an announcement,*
    *When someone was playing a game with me. I was acting like earthworm sally, she said that “I hate Albert”. Well, if that was you then look down*
    At least he has a heart,
    At least he makes us laugh,
    At least he sends hearts,
    At least in his heart we believe he loves us all.
    *All you haters out there get away, there is no reason to watch your least favorite RUclipsr’s when you hate them.*

  • @ManMan-gl7sc
    @ManMan-gl7sc 2 года назад +1

    Oboat: “*Calls Flamingo*”
    Flamingo: “Am I from New Zealand?”

  • @flysky618
    @flysky618 4 года назад +182

    albert: plays offensive game
    youtube: this needs to be #1 trending immediately

  • @unsharpeneddoodleyt
    @unsharpeneddoodleyt 4 года назад +541

    plot twist: he’s the guy who spammed his home address that’s why he has his phone number

    • @mia-hs6dk
      @mia-hs6dk 4 года назад +3

      DUN DUN DUN

    • @dawn1558
      @dawn1558 4 года назад +2

      The guy who called albert is an clickbaitor OBOAT and itsOwen are clickbaiting flamingo dont trust him

    • @ashleycooper7171
      @ashleycooper7171 4 года назад +2

      Tyrone Jay what?

    • @mitzkat
      @mitzkat 4 года назад

      what if he's Rust10?? 😳😳

    • @pricklepines
      @pricklepines 4 года назад

      ಠ_ಠ

  • @mayaqare7746
    @mayaqare7746 4 года назад +256

    Hears Albert Say: Half my audience is female - Me: *Rewinds and feels so proud for being female* Edit: thanks for the likes more than I've ever had!

  • @idksomeoneshadow6041
    @idksomeoneshadow6041 2 года назад +1

    I will always be a subscriber no matter what :D respect earned!!

  • @maddiepetroff6381
    @maddiepetroff6381 4 года назад +696

    I appreciate albert saying he respects women especially at a time like this 🙂

    • @FishTacoXD
      @FishTacoXD 3 года назад +16

      What do you mean “at a time like this”? What’s wrong with this time

    • @mikeplaysblitz6208
      @mikeplaysblitz6208 3 года назад +16

      @Em Like Palestine

    • @Freefs1
      @Freefs1 3 года назад +7

      @@mikeplaysblitz6208 but thats religious stuff, like i know thats bullcrap but what are ya gonna do about it

    • @neotei9561
      @neotei9561 3 года назад +21

      the bare minimum 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @caii4ornia124
      @caii4ornia124 3 года назад +3

      @@Freefs1 Cant really do anything

  • @archives8709
    @archives8709 4 года назад +174

    Nobody:
    “are people still calling you FAT”

    • @peak4830
      @peak4830 4 года назад

      ok maybe if i ride off the top comments popularity maybe other people will see my comment

    • @virginiashaw573
      @virginiashaw573 4 года назад

      He skinny

    • @LukeePooh
      @LukeePooh 4 года назад

      Fat cowboy

    • @alscaldes9200
      @alscaldes9200 4 года назад

      nobody said that?

    • @marklt9284
      @marklt9284 4 года назад +1

      If flamingo is fat that means I'm skinny

  • @noyq3684
    @noyq3684 4 года назад +259

    I was just hating on one of those “OMG HE ANSWERED” vid

    • @ethany6186
      @ethany6186 4 года назад +2

      I saw that vid I knew it was fake off gate

    • @zastreah
      @zastreah 4 года назад

      same

    • @MurderD7
      @MurderD7 4 года назад

      Snorkel NOSE PUSH nice

    • @MurderD7
      @MurderD7 4 года назад

      Those click bait ones

    • @MurderD7
      @MurderD7 4 года назад +1

      I was hating on this emoji one
      D
      )
      D

  • @rexoxo5619
    @rexoxo5619 3 года назад +5

    as a woman who has been told women’s rights aren real, thank you for being respectful 🤪

  • @unluckygoose
    @unluckygoose 4 года назад +96

    "Let's be real here he has gained a few pounds" "I can still hear you :d" 3:09 to 3:13 XD I'm dead

  • @not_sarah7122
    @not_sarah7122 4 года назад +233

    Albert: dont send hate to him
    Literally every woman: Peace was never an option

    • @mr.guardian9229
      @mr.guardian9229 4 года назад +1

      I wouldn’t say every woman my family (including mother and sisters) all agree men should be the head of the church, house, and country women voting is fine they deserve to give there opinion but I feel like men have thicker skin than women so they can deal with ridiculing better than women (no offense to single mothers)

    • @minecraftecksdee5471
      @minecraftecksdee5471 4 года назад

      one of the few comments that made me laugh and trust me, youtube comments have no sense of humor

    • @zohatyube
      @zohatyube 2 года назад

      @@mr.guardian9229 Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel

  • @54d3n4
    @54d3n4 4 года назад +1773

    Me: *watches video late at night while parents are sleeping*
    Albert: *Screams*
    Me: 👁👄👁
    Edit: yall i dont wanna wear headphones while im laying down its uncomfortable 😔✋
    Edit 2: No not earbuds either, still uncomfortable 😔✋
    edit again: this comment was literally from a year ago i was so annoying please ignore the comment im begging

  • @Apflores2
    @Apflores2 3 года назад +1

    Albert: “ok 1. I’m handsome”
    Of course

  • @m4nching
    @m4nching 4 года назад +309

    Politics: WOMEN HAVE RIGHTS
    Albert: ITS WEIRD IF ITS JUST MEN
    I think we know who won the debate

  • @womangaming9169
    @womangaming9169 4 года назад +272

    Oh god, when Albert showed the clip with his white hair I just realized that I got used to brown hair albert

    • @brandnewman21
      @brandnewman21 4 года назад +9

      Remember when he said we would be used to it in a couple months, he was right.

    • @doctorsquats5955
      @doctorsquats5955 4 года назад

      It took me a good solid 2 minutes to understand what you said

    • @euro999
      @euro999 4 года назад +1

      JODisHere *n o*

    • @snipe4lyfe779
      @snipe4lyfe779 4 года назад

      You just posted cringe.

    • @Icyings
      @Icyings 4 года назад

      You just posted cringe. Same

  • @animatedtech3926
    @animatedtech3926 4 года назад +146

    “I might have wasted a lot of money-“
    *youtube revenue: I’m about to save this man’s WHOLE career.*

    • @oreopancakes1037
      @oreopancakes1037 4 года назад +1

      OH REALLY, ARE YOU NOT A JOJO REFERENCE

    • @charlieblank3393
      @charlieblank3393 4 года назад +1

      Demonetization and COPPA: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @bamadebayossideburner5858
      @bamadebayossideburner5858 4 года назад +1

      *IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!*

    • @pepsiman5042
      @pepsiman5042 4 года назад +1

      JOJO

    • @bamadebayossideburner5858
      @bamadebayossideburner5858 4 года назад

      JODisHere OMG is that the rapper that made wobba wobba style? Your my favorite Rapper! Did you know your the top rapper Eminem is afraid to diss you? *EPIC.* your SO cool!

  • @kelseyholmesstudent6964
    @kelseyholmesstudent6964 4 года назад +12

    "boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider"
    Me: *me bopping to the beat*

  • @Olivia-ye8kk
    @Olivia-ye8kk 4 года назад +184

    Albert’s ‘Brother’: He bullied people at his school...
    6 Year Old Fans: OMG IM UNSUBBING!
    Albert: *I* GOT BULLIED!
    Edit: Ok this like blew up, thanks. :>

  • @frannythecat6833
    @frannythecat6833 4 года назад +675

    "Women should have the same rights as men" 2:22 Thats why I love Albert ❤️😭

    • @saonyx2282
      @saonyx2282 4 года назад +70

      literally the bare necessities but ok

    • @mrkusiano
      @mrkusiano 4 года назад +8

      @@saonyx2282 true, true.

    • @saonyx2282
      @saonyx2282 4 года назад +6

      @Rana Abdellatif huh

    • @nasif8777
      @nasif8777 4 года назад +20

      isn’t that just common sense?

    • @mady0616
      @mady0616 4 года назад +29

      @@nasif8777 some dumb people still don’t believe in equal rights :/

  • @utaites1522
    @utaites1522 4 года назад +70

    Most RUclipsrs: Thanks for watching, I'll see you next time!
    Albert: "Let me know how cute I look~" uwu

    • @lucy-du8ye
      @lucy-du8ye 4 года назад +2

      Albert is the perfect RUclipsr uwu

  • @grenooui
    @grenooui 3 года назад

    Man I hate when people do this for views but when the youtubers their 'texting/calling react to them it's so nice.

  • @KingsPast
    @KingsPast 4 года назад +93

    “NOBODY IN MY FAMILY HAS A ACCENT” -Albert In a English accent

  • @chaigaming5508
    @chaigaming5508 4 года назад +459

    Wow just wow Albert is such a god he respects women’s rights. He can make anything funny and he is so nice too everyone even his haters

    • @roses6799
      @roses6799 4 года назад +1

      HOBO DUMPTY yeah.

    • @cringedelusionist
      @cringedelusionist 4 года назад +1

      He used to say “no-no” words a lot in his old channel AlbertsStuff

    • @yrimji
      @yrimji 4 года назад +10

      @@cringedelusionist well yeah he swore a lot but why is that relevant to this comment-

    • @yrimji
      @yrimji 4 года назад

      I know! He's amazing!

    • @emilywinston5225
      @emilywinston5225 4 года назад +2

      Ikr that's why he is my favourite youtuber, my dream is to meat him!

  • @twylabeachy7028
    @twylabeachy7028 4 года назад +116

    Albert: *No body in my family had an ACKsent*
    Did anyone else notice that?

  • @daichi-9912
    @daichi-9912 4 года назад +1

    Norway: oH rEallY!?
    Our president: *girl*

  • @ASTHTICH
    @ASTHTICH 4 года назад +391

    Albert: should women have rights?
    Me, As an intellectual; *yes child, yes.*

  • @jaenmiyuki6357
    @jaenmiyuki6357 4 года назад +545

    IDEA: TRAP PEOPLE IN THEIR HOUSE AND SET IT ON FIRE. ONLY PUT ONE FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND SOMEBODY MUST SACRIFICE THEMSELVES TO GET IT AND SAVE THE OTHERS. LIKE SO ALBERT CAN SEE.

    • @typicaldarkrai3166
      @typicaldarkrai3166 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @cirric4531
      @cirric4531 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps OMG

    • @imeowgen
      @imeowgen 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps 0-o *wait a minute...*

    • @kezvo0512
      @kezvo0512 4 года назад

      Typical Darkrai ahh, your name Darkrai brings back too many memories.. when Roblox was fun.

    • @flowerfield4956
      @flowerfield4956 4 года назад +1

      AND THEM BURN THEM AT THEY VERY END.

  • @deleted-oe4sc
    @deleted-oe4sc 4 года назад +105

    The end- we love you Paige. I feel that you are under appreciated but we love u 💜💜👌🏻

    • @miacarroccetto8059
      @miacarroccetto8059 4 года назад +3

      Luna’s Life ya she should be in his vids more

    • @hunny_milk
      @hunny_milk 4 года назад +2

      Y E S 👏 W E 👏 D O 👏 . 👏

    • @streetslander
      @streetslander 4 года назад

      Adam better

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 года назад +4

      Henry Vaananen
      This is a Paige appreciation thread, child.
      Both editors are incredible, but this is a comment and reply section dedicated to our wonderful kween

    • @uvi9844
      @uvi9844 4 года назад

      Yep👍

  • @Cass_Isbored
    @Cass_Isbored 3 года назад +22

    Can we take a moment to appreciate alberts beautiful hair?😂

  • @nicoleywoleywoo
    @nicoleywoleywoo 4 года назад +238

    “Ok one, im handsome.”
    and that you are.

  • @regretfulpromises6157
    @regretfulpromises6157 4 года назад +298

    We all know deep inside of Alberts soul he wanted to say his *REAL* thoughts on jaystation.

  • @presleyjordan8519
    @presleyjordan8519 4 года назад +456

    Albert: "Well, half of my audience are female."
    Me, my cousins (all of us girls) watch him everyday, so yes, a lot of us-
    But on a serious note, Albert can make a lot of jokes about things but still has real respect...thank you!

    • @lvrein
      @lvrein 4 года назад

      Same

    • @macaronmadness6744
      @macaronmadness6744 4 года назад +4

      There is only one boy in my family and it’s my dad and 2 of my 12 cousins are boys and we all watch him so yeah

    • @lvrein
      @lvrein 4 года назад

      Meredith Creates :0

    • @Asr.-
      @Asr.- 4 года назад

      True, offensive jokes ( that has a limit ) is fine as long as it is just a joke. It's just the people that is weird.

    • @SpazyIsHere
      @SpazyIsHere 4 года назад +1

      I love his humor I am the clown of the group

  • @Kubernathbhartia
    @Kubernathbhartia 2 года назад +2

    My big sister heard the facetime at the end of the video and ran to mom and told her that i was watching bad kind of videos. My mom told me that I cant use the laptop anymore, but i explained to her what happened and then everything was fine. BUT my sis looked so angry as if she already knew what was going on and just wanted trouble.

  • @cats1998
    @cats1998 4 года назад +60

    we are all equal no matter race sex or color, at the end of the day we are all just humans