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  • Опубликовано: 25 сен 2019
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  • @jimfeldt
    @jimfeldt 4 года назад +8243

    *Opens Notepad and starts typing*
    "Hello guys, today..."

    • @mac-w0rm
      @mac-w0rm 4 года назад +523

      And Linkin Park - In The End playing at the background

    • @nadie7480
      @nadie7480 4 года назад +33

      @@mac-w0rm hahahahahhahajsnsvsbabskaha you killed me

    • @mac-w0rm
      @mac-w0rm 4 года назад +5

      @Брандон Кeллeр OOOOOOOOF

    • @axion986
      @axion986 4 года назад +68

      Unregistered HyperCam 2

    • @abdulsamadsheikh
      @abdulsamadsheikh 4 года назад +21

      @@mac-w0rm I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR

  • @shortsio5657
    @shortsio5657 4 года назад +29356

    “Link in the desc”
    Desc: thanks for watching

    • @WangleLine
      @WangleLine 4 года назад +956

      THIS. It's this every time

    • @marcussmithwick6326
      @marcussmithwick6326 4 года назад +91

      Look at it now haha

    • @derartas
      @derartas 4 года назад +4

      xD

    • @mugisama779
      @mugisama779 4 года назад +34

      I AM DYING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @TrickArrow
      @TrickArrow 4 года назад +247

      -404 not found.
      -the download is no longer available.

  • @meowrbius
    @meowrbius Год назад +8071

    Week 1 - variables
    Week 2 to 3 - conditionals
    Week 4 to 6 - loops
    Assignment - Minecraft

    • @annablaster
      @annablaster 7 месяцев назад +248

      literally my programming class for c++ and i was like wtf😭

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 7 месяцев назад +39

      Week 5 - Profit!

    • @guitarfrehley2171
      @guitarfrehley2171 7 месяцев назад +63

      CS50 in a nutshell

    • @ProgrammerPenguin
      @ProgrammerPenguin 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@guitarfrehley2171 cs50 is not hard and also for cs50p week 0, = variables, 1 = conditionals, 2 = loops, 3 = exceptions, 4 = libraries, 5 = unit tests, 6 = file I/O, 7 = regular expressions, 8 = oop, 9 = etcetra. also the problems sets are easy and the final project can be whatever.

    • @math2163
      @math2163 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@ProgrammerPenguin You are the one from discord :0 I found you

  • @pcsecuritychannel
    @pcsecuritychannel Год назад +2274

    You forgot the part where there are 113 errors detected after copy pasting the code.

    • @VortexFlickens
      @VortexFlickens 5 месяцев назад +11

      damn verified channel!

    • @jimmer4039
      @jimmer4039 3 месяца назад +11

      EXACT FUCKING LY

    • @steauafan4ever
      @steauafan4ever 3 месяца назад +62

      That's only if you are following step-by-step letter by letter what he is doing, and ofc you get 113 errors while it works fine for him

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@jimmer4039well why is exact doing that to ly did ly give it consent

    • @womzil
      @womzil 3 месяца назад +1

      I didn't expect you here 😂

  • @WeloTwelve
    @WeloTwelve 3 года назад +13051

    "I'll explain it in the next part"
    *last posted 7 years ago*

  • @Youkai_graphics
    @Youkai_graphics 4 года назад +37909

    “you can download the codes in my description”
    *empty description*

    • @TimeDilation
      @TimeDilation 4 года назад +1979

      "The link for the code is in the description."
      Link no longer works.

    • @rocknrolla1211
      @rocknrolla1211 4 года назад +134

      happened to me a few days ago

    • @Channel-wl2ig
      @Channel-wl2ig 4 года назад +289

      Or in Patreon

    • @fuzzman02
      @fuzzman02 4 года назад +171

      This one pisses me off

    • @TWH-lp4bn
      @TWH-lp4bn 4 года назад +19

      Too true

  • @plectro3332
    @plectro3332 9 месяцев назад +2282

    I was learning the Julia programming language in university, and this is exactly how the lectures went:
    Lecture 1: Variables
    Lecture 2: Arrays
    Lecture 3: Build a convolutional neural network that can recognise various types of animals and vehicles from images, your assignment is due in a week

    • @DreamingConcepts
      @DreamingConcepts 8 месяцев назад +237

      That moment when the joke is so funny that you feel the need to burst laughing, but you start crying instead due to the flashing memories of how real it is.

    • @chchaitanya4974
      @chchaitanya4974 8 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@DreamingConcepts that was my 🧠 brain few seconds ago!!

    • @xl000
      @xl000 8 месяцев назад +20

      there isn't much work left after you've imported pytorch / keras...

    • @HermanRebuar
      @HermanRebuar 8 месяцев назад +1

      U from norway?

    • @last.journey
      @last.journey 7 месяцев назад +1

      You took programing basics in first year didn't you

  • @nolink8884
    @nolink8884 11 месяцев назад +593

    "So, before starting this Python tutorial, I expect you to already have mastered C++"

    • @Tbot_2
      @Tbot_2 2 месяца назад +49

      "you should probably have a strong grasp of assembly before this beginner tutorial"

    • @NiaSwift
      @NiaSwift 2 месяца назад +15

      "Hello everybody and welcome to my C++ tutorial. Also, I expect you to have already mastered Python before this."

    • @HungNguyen-fy8hf
      @HungNguyen-fy8hf Месяц назад +4

      "Hello everybody and welcome to my C++ beginner's tutorial. Since you are here, I expect you to have mastered OOPs, macros, pointers, fstream, enums, and void functions."

    • @swagdtrain3574
      @swagdtrain3574 Месяц назад +3

      Ngl c++ is so much easier

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee Месяц назад

      I mean, python libraries are written in C ++, mostly, so that's on point

  • @jeffreylagrou57
    @jeffreylagrou57 4 года назад +36290

    “I’ll tell you what this function does in a second”
    *never tells you what the function does*

  • @breathtakingsamurai981
    @breathtakingsamurai981 3 года назад +6684

    "Leave a comment if you have a question"
    *Comments are disabled*

  • @EvilRamin
    @EvilRamin 3 месяца назад +191

    "What this does is make your computer... Like... Do stuff"
    Gold

  • @shwackthenoobsac
    @shwackthenoobsac 2 года назад +191

    "In the real world you wouldn't do this but for the purposes of this demo we're just going to do this"

    • @GibusWearingMann
      @GibusWearingMann 3 месяца назад +5

      Even more fun when that's true but they _don't_ say it.

  • @josepgc1183
    @josepgc1183 4 года назад +54255

    you forgot the part where you say "Don't worry about this for now"

    • @hasanabir115
      @hasanabir115 4 года назад +1330

      Out of all the 'you forgot this', your one's actually the most accurate

    • @dmitrypatriarkh9757
      @dmitrypatriarkh9757 4 года назад +188

      Man it's hurt

    • @chinyoka2387
      @chinyoka2387 4 года назад +21

      Taylor Otwells favorite phrase

    • @MarWan-hp6lx
      @MarWan-hp6lx 4 года назад +239

      And then they say "it will be clearly and ez for you in the next courses " but actually it s just get more complcated

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 4 года назад +361

      And then in the next lesson they just assume you already understand that

  • @DanBorries
    @DanBorries 3 года назад +16334

    “You know how it goes”
    I do not know how it goes.

    • @flipendar6770
      @flipendar6770 3 года назад +400

      Ikr, everytime someone says this im like:"No i don't wtf that's the reason i'm watching your tutorial bcs i don't know..."

    • @thesteelwarrior
      @thesteelwarrior 3 года назад +102

      "Why else would I watch your-"

    • @rayenaouadi3190
      @rayenaouadi3190 3 года назад +30

      No offense to complete beginners but anyone who has at least some experience in Java knows how to initialize a program with the main method. If you don’t know how to use the main method you should probably be watching a Java tutorial instead of trying to make Minecraft in it

    • @thesteelwarrior
      @thesteelwarrior 3 года назад +148

      @@rayenaouadi3190 I think most people here are just joking ;-;

    • @danieltkach2330
      @danieltkach2330 3 года назад

      LOOOOL

  • @Michael-tc2nr
    @Michael-tc2nr 10 месяцев назад +68

    “I did some building off camera”

  • @brettinabox5607
    @brettinabox5607 10 месяцев назад +64

    "It's actually super simple."

  • @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe
    @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe 4 года назад +10320

    “You know how it goes”
    “No. No I don’t”

    • @supernana7263
      @supernana7263 4 года назад +386

      "It's okay if you don't. Just don't worry about this part for now. Copy it down"

    • @KTM_Trooper
      @KTM_Trooper 4 года назад +40

      This butters my sandwich

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 4 года назад

      @@supernana7263 Shut up no one cares

    • @twnyeneyme6058
      @twnyeneyme6058 4 года назад +126

      @@walidfakhfakh3660 about you.

    • @nephyxutune
      @nephyxutune 4 года назад

      1k like!

  • @username-wu3rk2aj4n
    @username-wu3rk2aj4n 4 года назад +21782

    "You can get this giant wall of code from the link in the description"
    *Link has been dead for 3+ years*

    • @udarue
      @udarue 4 года назад +111

      True

    • @Not_SatoruGojo
      @Not_SatoruGojo 4 года назад +814

      And you retyping this code manualy from the video like a moron

    • @Pierre61
      @Pierre61 4 года назад +145

      @@Not_SatoruGojo Shhhss... I'm still typimg ... Balls! I mismelled tiepin

    • @evieevster314
      @evieevster314 4 года назад +9

      Jesus this joke is way too good.

    • @melvar1309
      @melvar1309 4 года назад +106

      And all these Batch Senior Ass Developers teaching other ppl still don't know what Github / Pastebin is just gz for them uploading to hostings where you need to get SUPER ULTRA UBER MEGA GIGA PREMIUM PACKAGE or wait 2 minutes for the download to start and then download with 15kbps limited speed.
      We all love these people...

  • @victor_on_cartooning
    @victor_on_cartooning 2 года назад +398

    ‘’This is the best tutorial I could find.🙂
    Keep up the good work!👌’’
    Are literally all the comments beneath those videos

    • @degariuslozak2169
      @degariuslozak2169 3 месяца назад +14

      Ikr
      Like are they even watching the same video?

    • @rock4glory713
      @rock4glory713 2 месяца назад

      ​@@degariuslozak2169lol fr or just bots

    • @Coeus06
      @Coeus06 2 месяца назад +7

      I swear they r all npc comments

    • @AwesomeTMC
      @AwesomeTMC 2 месяца назад +6

      "Video is straight to the point. Thank you!"
      *video is 300 hours long*

    • @LambdaCreates
      @LambdaCreates 2 месяца назад +2

      they are definitely deleting all the bad comments

  • @guccideltaco
    @guccideltaco 2 года назад +554

    This is pretty much every computer lesson I got in school as a kid (back in the '80s). Surprisingly, everyone else in my classes seemed to get it & started programming cool animations immediately; meanwhile I was sitting there looking for the ANY key..

    • @darkzeroprojects4245
      @darkzeroprojects4245 Год назад +15

      Ikr?
      And I'm someone trying to learn it to make alot of things I want to try to

    • @tripik426
      @tripik426 Год назад +24

      Bruh I hate how I'm in this picture :(

    • @pr00009
      @pr00009 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@darkzeroprojects4245 forget about all those things and just learn it for sake of learning. dont try to learn it to use it for something else.

    • @katto1937
      @katto1937 11 месяцев назад +55

      @@pr00009 Not good advice, learning is much easier when you have motivation and a goal in mind. Learning for the sake of learning is not as interesting or motivating.

    • @pr00009
      @pr00009 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@katto1937 you got no idea what you saying boy

  • @jacq0272
    @jacq0272 3 года назад +96985

    *"Don't worry about this part, we'll come back to it later"*

    • @un4m3dnerd44
      @un4m3dnerd44 3 года назад +5451

      And then they never do

    • @blackwings2885
      @blackwings2885 3 года назад +1941

      Oh Jesus no not that one, that one is the most cursed thing that could be said in all computer-related subjects😂😂

    • @duvaruva
      @duvaruva 3 года назад +137

      Desruc si taht.

    • @duvaruva
      @duvaruva 3 года назад +268

      For y'all read backwards

    • @r.danantyoandarukusumo7337
      @r.danantyoandarukusumo7337 3 года назад +504

      why i read this in indian accent

  • @nicehairs1639
    @nicehairs1639 3 года назад +2632

    "so we had a mistake but I fixed it. anyways...."

    • @JeremiahPayne
      @JeremiahPayne 3 года назад +82

      BUT WHERE WAS THE MISTAKKKKEEEEEEEEE

    • @GegaCraft
      @GegaCraft 3 года назад +14

      YEEEAHH WHERRE ARE THEYYY

    • @fairlyfactual451
      @fairlyfactual451 3 года назад +35

      "But I will leave finding that mistake up to you for your learning experience"

    • @YodaWasSith
      @YodaWasSith 3 года назад +21

      After you spend 3 hours studying the code and trying to figure out why it isn't working, you watch the next 2 minutes in the video and guy says "So I actually missed a variable that we need from this imaginary scenario which you'd have no way of knowing or finding on your own, and I'm not gonna tell you which function needs it but you can copy and paste the code in the description below and it should work." Fucking THANKS, FUCKASS.

    • @vladimirkozak7982
      @vladimirkozak7982 3 года назад +1

      Omg i have heared this one 😂😂😂

  • @romzen
    @romzen 10 месяцев назад +21

    I expected this code to print "hello world" into the terminal.

  • @planktonuser660
    @planktonuser660 Год назад +135

    It'd honestly felt like this in my beginner coding classes. We went from x=1 to build us a node based priority queue using heap sort to print out the 100th smallest number in a random generator that prints out 1000000 integers. You cannot use a linked list and u must include swim and sink function.
    I cried that night

    • @zeventyfive7050
      @zeventyfive7050 5 месяцев назад

      I'm sorry, what?

    • @Marzex1x
      @Marzex1x 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@zeventyfive7050 how is u supposed to do it without using a linked list

    • @zeventyfive7050
      @zeventyfive7050 5 месяцев назад

      oh, sorry if you misunderstood, Its just that I don't know what in the actual fuck all of this means lol@@Marzex1x

    • @krzychxyz8358
      @krzychxyz8358 5 месяцев назад

      @viral.clips247 very often in these assignments it's specified that you cannot use built-in structures so that you create your own from scratch. Thats probably what they meant.

    • @ExodiumTM
      @ExodiumTM 4 месяца назад +3

      Ah yes, funny words

  • @magmavision2000
    @magmavision2000 4 года назад +6220

    Instructor: Don't worry this course is for beginners.
    Also instructor: C C+ C++ and Mandarin are required to complete this course.

    • @EpochIsEpic
      @EpochIsEpic 4 года назад +77

      MagmaVision mandarin

    • @morematcha
      @morematcha 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahahhahaha

    • @vladimirnedel
      @vladimirnedel 4 года назад +82

      don't wannna be that guy, but there's no C+ maybe you meant C#

    • @charliesolari7097
      @charliesolari7097 4 года назад +199

      @Andrei-Vladimir Nedel That’s the point.

    • @actnow3
      @actnow3 4 года назад +273

      @@vladimirnedel *doesn't want to be that guy* *proceeds to be that guy*

  • @moatasem377
    @moatasem377 3 года назад +13915

    There is also those 2 comments next to each other
    “It worked perfectly thanks”
    “It doesn’t work”

    • @hellothom
      @hellothom 3 года назад +166

      Y E S

    • @wexnkie
      @wexnkie 3 года назад +75

      @@hellothom N O

    • @ochouve1723
      @ochouve1723 3 года назад +54

      "If doesn't work....."

    • @potato-whiz
      @potato-whiz 3 года назад +19

      And the assistant's explanation of all the dumbass mistakes you made.

    • @madeonearth3429
      @madeonearth3429 3 года назад +3

      and then theres the comment who summens that up for publing mind sharing

  • @garrytalaroc
    @garrytalaroc 10 месяцев назад +14

    "you know how it is" gets me every time.

  • @Minikitty130
    @Minikitty130 3 месяца назад +28

    This tutorial was so helpful, I showed this to my 9 year old daughter and now she is a professional programmer who works for Google and Microsoft, thanks so much, keep up the good work 🤗

  • @idel5042
    @idel5042 4 года назад +39994

    - Error in code
    -Searches Google for an answer
    - Finds that someone had the same question
    - It was from 2012 and it has no replies...

    • @55spiros1
      @55spiros1 4 года назад +4862

      The worst ones are the ones where the guy who asked the question comes back and says "nevermind figured it out" and doesn't say what it was. Like wth man!

    • @AleXwern
      @AleXwern 4 года назад +1443

      @@55spiros1 Or even better, edited out the original post to only say "nvm, figured out"

    • @AresPro_
      @AresPro_ 4 года назад +139

      Same happend to me so many times lol

    • @Naku_u
      @Naku_u 4 года назад +400

      this is so accurate I felt physical pain

    • @CN-cg1on
      @CN-cg1on 4 года назад +200

      Who were you denvercoder9, WHAT DID YOU SEE?

  • @aiden6089
    @aiden6089 4 года назад +4466

    Programmer: does an 8 minute talk about a function just to say it’s unnecessary.

    • @mrboerger1620
      @mrboerger1620 4 года назад +23

      I know right like fuck my life

    • @ccost
      @ccost 4 года назад +52

      no programmers do an 8 hour talk about what a variable is

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim 4 года назад +8

      @Alex Smith nowadays documentations are written by actual ppl not monkeys so learning a language directly from the language's homepage is the fastest way to cover it all.

    • @michka841
      @michka841 4 года назад +25

      The teacher the entire lesson : *speak about some point like C-array
      The teacher at the end : "so but this stuff is largely outdated, don’t do that"

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim 4 года назад +2

      @@michka841 except arrays arent. *but you do use similar things often, knowing how arrays work help in every of other language with lists, tuples, dictionary, arraylist, arrays etc.

  • @ronak8879
    @ronak8879 Год назад +9

    "U dont have to worry about it if u r just a beginner"
    🙂

  •  2 месяца назад +7

    "I'll explain it in the next part"
    last posted 10 years ago💀

  • @georgescdoodle
    @georgescdoodle 4 года назад +3698

    When the title is in English but the tutorial is in 1380's Danish.

    • @cherry-nx7pg
      @cherry-nx7pg 4 года назад +3

      PeliChan AHAHAHAGDGFH

    • @kaml2925
      @kaml2925 4 года назад +130

      Indian youtubers: hold my title

    • @sylvandagur2092
      @sylvandagur2092 4 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/Z9zKZocFYpM/видео.html lol

    • @thephilm3535
      @thephilm3535 4 года назад +3

      I'm from Denmark lol🇩🇰

    • @LastMemoriesMusic
      @LastMemoriesMusic 4 года назад +10

      ThePhilM congratulations

  • @asumjessen2013
    @asumjessen2013 3 года назад +7894

    "This doesn't work, could you help me with this error?"
    Posted 12 years ago.

    • @MrLeyr
      @MrLeyr 3 года назад +480

      "Nvm fixed it"
      Posted 11 years ago.

    • @SincereSquirrel
      @SincereSquirrel 3 года назад +33

      I left a comment to help. (Remember to read the edit) AFTER your done.

    • @sammusaev5883
      @sammusaev5883 3 года назад +38

      @@MrLeyr and then the mods close the thread

    • @samueldiasfernanndez6731
      @samueldiasfernanndez6731 3 года назад +1

      I can confirm

    • @chan_for
      @chan_for 3 года назад +5

      Every programming doubt

  • @hamadler
    @hamadler Год назад +6

    Short and straight to the point, good job

  • @Klinoklaz
    @Klinoklaz Год назад +5

    I remember this, actually the first programming tutorial I watched on ytb. A lot of thanks for getting me into coding

  • @jahkeha
    @jahkeha 4 года назад +2045

    "If you dont understand this just go back through my other videos and you'll find the answer"

    • @vicentetemes5793
      @vicentetemes5793 4 года назад +154

      And when you do this is the only video on the channel.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 4 года назад +148

      Or they don't specify which videos or all their videos are like 40 minutes long

    • @wagnersilva9344
      @wagnersilva9344 4 года назад +10

      "Or you can also read the 8972 pages of ducumentation on their official website"

    • @notaberger_3216
      @notaberger_3216 4 года назад

      AINSLEY

  • @ricocalimbas5578
    @ricocalimbas5578 4 года назад +4567

    How to draw an owl:
    Step 1: draw a circle
    Step 2: draw the rest of the owl

    • @Pokemonzeldabro
      @Pokemonzeldabro 4 года назад +111

      r/RestOfTheFuckingOwl

    • @Johnithinuioian
      @Johnithinuioian 4 года назад +8

      @@Pokemonzeldabro LaMe

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 4 года назад +5

      @@Pokemonzeldabro Shut up no one cares

    • @Pokemonzeldabro
      @Pokemonzeldabro 4 года назад +20

      Walid Fakhfakh Ok buddy

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 4 года назад +44

      How to draw a circle:
      First I draw this head
      Then I erase some of the details
      Then one, two, three... a circle thingy...

  • @RepUtoKa
    @RepUtoKa 10 месяцев назад +8

    I mean, copy and paste is very important in programming, so this tutorial is very helpful!

  • @timeismore7239
    @timeismore7239 2 года назад +4

    As a beginner in programming, this was really helpful, thanks!

  • @Hughsie28
    @Hughsie28 4 года назад +15380

    "I have a problem"
    "me too"
    "me too"
    "me too"
    "me too"
    "thread closed"

    • @LyricsFred
      @LyricsFred 4 года назад +260

      GitHub issues in a nutshell

    • @LyricsFred
      @LyricsFred 4 года назад +287

      "same issue to this (link), this thread will be closed" follow the link and find yourself in an infinite loop of threads

    • @poopyfart69
      @poopyfart69 4 года назад +23

      I hate it when this happens >:/

    • @crispinypata
      @crispinypata 4 года назад +72

      "jk i fixed it ;)"

    • @MoonGuardian866
      @MoonGuardian866 4 года назад +7

      God... YES (but rly NO, hate that) these are annoying

  • @ulwimi_oluninzi
    @ulwimi_oluninzi 3 года назад +12314

    “The code will be in the pin comment"
    **Comments turned off**

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 3 года назад +176

      I actually just came across one of these the other day.

    • @Black-vt5vb
      @Black-vt5vb 3 года назад +18

      @Stark Industries but I saw red vent

    • @ElNoobYT1
      @ElNoobYT1 3 года назад +35

      cuz yt put it as "Made for kids"

    • @Xuurls
      @Xuurls 3 года назад +1

      THATS SO TRUe

    • @silic8873
      @silic8873 3 года назад +3

      0_0

  • @twentyeightbenadryl
    @twentyeightbenadryl 2 года назад +1

    it's literally like this for every single computer related creative activity i've ever tried doing

  • @User89018
    @User89018 2 года назад +4

    “Basically it makes your computer do stuff”
    Yeah that’s very easy to understand

  • @VerdanaVideos
    @VerdanaVideos 4 года назад +6800

    "if you have any questions leave them in the comments and I’ll answer!"
    *checks the comments*
    a giant sea of questions
    literally no answers

    • @floob247
      @floob247 4 года назад +37

      This is best comment 😂🤣

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 4 года назад +34

      Very true, the whole internet is burning while the uploader is snooring

    • @ThePapochka
      @ThePapochka 4 года назад +74

      "if you have any questions leave them in the comments and I’ll answer!"
      *comments are closed*

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl 4 года назад +14

      i liked it turned form 2.9k to 3k

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 4 года назад +6

      @@realcartoongirl nerd

  • @trolmaso
    @trolmaso 3 года назад +10796

    You forgot the part where someone asks a question and the guy hearts it but doesn’t answer

  • @fabicrafter847
    @fabicrafter847 11 месяцев назад +24

    I’m so glad I watched this tutorial. It changed my life. Before, I was a novice programmer who struggled with basic concepts. Now, I’m a master coder who can create anything I want. All thanks to Jombo and his giant chunk of code.

  • @ITGirlll
    @ITGirlll 2 года назад +3

    "Buy my course if you want learn what any of this means."

    • @saycap
      @saycap 3 месяца назад

      I bought the course and almost all of it is in a completely different language, the language I’m using has 4/60 chapters interpreted last updated 4 months ago

  • @adityakumarsharmaa
    @adityakumarsharmaa 4 года назад +2214

    You forgot-
    "I've already told you this in previous lectures and tutorials"

  • @anonparson4417
    @anonparson4417 3 года назад +16883

    Every commenter: Thank you this is exactly what I was looking for

    • @user-yh8li2tm8g
      @user-yh8li2tm8g 3 года назад +54

      me: this is not what i'm looking for

    • @cc-x3
      @cc-x3 3 года назад +178

      Me: *to myself* fuck why am I so dumb how are you guys getting this??

    • @Akiikage
      @Akiikage 3 года назад +6

      every bloody time D:

    • @JeremyLikesCars
      @JeremyLikesCars 3 года назад +1

      😳

    • @petrockspiracy3120
      @petrockspiracy3120 3 года назад +128

      you taught me in 25 seconds what my university professor couldn't teach me in 15 years.

  • @Heavysweating
    @Heavysweating 2 года назад

    I love the detail of the laptop's fan firing up in the latter half

  • @dio_hoestar_4204
    @dio_hoestar_4204 3 месяца назад +2

    YES!!!
    What I want is an in depth video explaining what all of those things do.
    It's like teaching a person how to read by memorizing how single words sound like, instead of teaching the sounds that letters make and how certain combinations can sound a little different.

  • @wedmunds
    @wedmunds 4 года назад +16391

    “i have this problem”
    2 month later
    “anyone got a solution?”
    4 months later
    “help I also have this issue”
    3 months later
    “nvm I fixed it”
    *Thread closed*

    • @torikenyon
      @torikenyon 4 года назад +806

      Fuuuuck this is too real

    • @amaansiddiqui2030
      @amaansiddiqui2030 4 года назад +31

      I'm the 800th liker

    • @imie-nazwisko
      @imie-nazwisko 4 года назад +510

      And never gave the solution

    • @Storm_x
      @Storm_x 4 года назад +211

      Discord programming servers are lifesavers instead of a year later its fixed within the week by helpful strangers

    • @zluckystrike3d204
      @zluckystrike3d204 4 года назад +2

      @@imie-nazwisko find it by urself boomer

  • @TheActualTed
    @TheActualTed 4 года назад +4461

    "Don't worry about this now, I'll explain later." "You'll get the hang of it, now just roll with the tutorial."

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 4 года назад +2

      1 k likes in one day? You guys are deppressed

    • @TheActualTed
      @TheActualTed 4 года назад +3

      @@walidfakhfakh3660 wtf just happened :o

    • @D3fact01
      @D3fact01 4 года назад +8

      @@anonymousperson7536 This is a light bulb. If you connect it with a wire and a battery the light lights up..... (some time later)... and this configuration of logic gates creates a half adder.... (some time later)... the assembler coneverts assembly code to binary, which is what the computer understands... (some time later)... the operating system allows the user to interact with the hardware.. (some time later)... and this parse tree determines the order of operation.... (and finally, after several eons)... this is how we write hello world in java

    • @Fopenplop
      @Fopenplop 4 года назад +1

      @@D3fact01 this but unironically

    • @TheSFMCreators
      @TheSFMCreators 4 года назад +2

      "Don't worry about this now, I'll explain it later" is the phrase I fear most in literally every tutorial of anything

  • @parkerkorb9714
    @parkerkorb9714 8 месяцев назад

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one who gets so overwhelmed by these tutorials

  • @miteshd9759
    @miteshd9759 Год назад +11

    Thank you so much for the tutorial man, I have always loved minecraft and wanted to create and improvise it. This tutorial has really helped me and I can thank you enough. This tutorial is so much more simpler than other tutorials which are like an hour long.

  • @killerkitten7534
    @killerkitten7534 4 года назад +21374

    “I don’t understand, it won’t work”
    -comment from 10 years ago that got a like from the uploader but no response

    • @OmarM626
      @OmarM626 4 года назад +1925

      Or either these two:
      "I'll PM you the answer"
      "Nevermind figured it out"

    • @crystalcoffee2270
      @crystalcoffee2270 4 года назад +25

      What do you mean??

    • @Angry-Lynx
      @Angry-Lynx 4 года назад +390

      Uploader: I also dont understand it, but this stuff needs to be here to work ;

    • @paranoidandroid6095
      @paranoidandroid6095 4 года назад +46

      humanity stopped programming...

    • @realhoffman_3263
      @realhoffman_3263 4 года назад +4

      He had internet!

  • @MrVecheater
    @MrVecheater 4 года назад +3134

    Part 2: "I made some minor changes off camera" *shows completely rewritten code with advanced syntax that was just introduced to the language*

    • @DonGamerGuy
      @DonGamerGuy 4 года назад +39

      A different coding language all together. Different compiler too.

    • @David-hl9iv
      @David-hl9iv 4 года назад +11

      @@DonGamerGuy a language he has created himself and that only he understands

    • @DonGamerGuy
      @DonGamerGuy 4 года назад +33

      @@David-hl9iv "if you're using windows, mac, or linux, this won't work".

    • @Miles300s
      @Miles300s 4 года назад +1

      @@DonGamerGuy How about Fuchsia?

    • @DonGamerGuy
      @DonGamerGuy 4 года назад +12

      @@Miles300s Temple OS only. Sorry.

  • @Alias_YXZ
    @Alias_YXZ Год назад +3

    This is the best tutorial so far. I finally can program with Java!

  • @xarduinx
    @xarduinx 10 месяцев назад +3

    The "makes your computer do stuff" is the most accurate shit I've heard-

  • @angelicamanjarres3179
    @angelicamanjarres3179 3 года назад +2918

    "It doesn't matter if you don't get it. Just run it. It works"

  • @regmemer9198
    @regmemer9198 4 года назад +15995

    Another to consider is "Source code in the description" with a broken Dropbox link or no link at all.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 4 года назад +395

      #FuckDropbox for deciding to just break all existing links for literally no reason

    • @JecIsBec
      @JecIsBec 4 года назад +218

      Why is this the most relatable comment I've seen in the last ever

    • @martimking1craft
      @martimking1craft 4 года назад +7

      Relatable

    • @fajarfuadal
      @fajarfuadal 4 года назад +6

      lol very true

    • @rivergandour3334
      @rivergandour3334 4 года назад +8

      Fuck this is true

  • @GhanBuri666
    @GhanBuri666 Год назад +7

    I found some very clearly and usefull programming tutorials. But I found also some like on video:
    Lessons 1-5: "How to create folders containing new web page in WordPress"
    Lesson 6: "To not waste 20 h for learning basics in HTML, next 20 h for basics in CSS, and next 20 h for basics in PHP, we just copy source code and paste in created folders"
    Lesson 7: "Voila! You've just learned how to become WordPress developer!"

  • @SwedishBadger764
    @SwedishBadger764 Год назад +2

    "It like makes your computer do stuff" made my laugh to death😂

  • @marvinthegreat3830
    @marvinthegreat3830 4 года назад +14333

    And then while your confused the entire comment section is like: *ABABSBABDJJDKA THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH*

  • @okadiomedia
    @okadiomedia 3 года назад +20624

    This is so accurate, even not having the code in the description is accurate

    • @yokito0496
      @yokito0496 3 года назад +38

      Lmao

    • @hitgirl-zj3lg
      @hitgirl-zj3lg 3 года назад +10

      @@seamusforever7081 I knowww

    • @RedSiegfried
      @RedSiegfried 3 года назад +97

      @@seamusforever7081 That's funny ... my first object oriented language was C++ and I was actually taught by ... an instructor! ... in a classroom! ... using a textbook designed for that purpose ... without copying anyone else's code because that was CHEATING. And it actually taught me C++! Sure, I had to pay for that class but you get what you pay for.

    • @alessandrobossiolay1044
      @alessandrobossiolay1044 3 года назад +6

      @@RedSiegfried im learning java, It is good to be my first language?

    • @Hierophant_Bean
      @Hierophant_Bean 3 года назад +4

      ikr so annoying

  • @zachary4670
    @zachary4670 2 года назад +5

    I’m glad that I, someone who has taken exactly one Python class in the course of getting a completely different degree, am apparently not the only one to have this experience… It seems like all the actual programmers are almost as lost as me

  • @jalapenoandbanana
    @jalapenoandbanana 2 года назад

    Beginners when they search up a tutorial how to edit with javascript and buttons:

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 4 года назад +43683

    They actually go into a painful level of detail for everything you already knew and then just skim over the things you actually needed explained.

    • @mrdevolver7999
      @mrdevolver7999 4 года назад +2987

      @Kaleb Bruwer, that's when you realize they learned from the same video tutorial you learned from before they recorded their own... 🤣

    • @Samimies
      @Samimies 4 года назад +78

      True

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 4 года назад +1013

      THIS. IS. SO. ACCURATE. There is 2 types of tutorials, the actually helpful ones and the ones that just adds to my confusion

    • @SonicEndouRed
      @SonicEndouRed 4 года назад +169

      SO FUCKING TRUE AND IRRITATING

    • @nikolasmichael6377
      @nikolasmichael6377 4 года назад +942

      >Spends 10 minutes explaining how to type a print statement
      >Just types the most important part of the code in silence without an explanation on how it works

  • @jjay109
    @jjay109 4 года назад +1819

    "Remember this because you'll need it later"
    *Speeds through the code*

  • @ThinkTank255
    @ThinkTank255 2 года назад +1

    Subscribing just for this video. All of my programming frustration has been vindicated.

  • @DannyDusse
    @DannyDusse 11 месяцев назад +2

    "You know how it goes" killed me😭

  • @septaprasetyo7162
    @septaprasetyo7162 4 года назад +1728

    "If you don't understand now, it's okay, just write down the codes."
    "Ok"

  • @Preston_Hudson
    @Preston_Hudson 4 года назад +3628

    “You know how it is”
    *nervously sweats*

    • @Fvneral_moon
      @Fvneral_moon 4 года назад +147

      No...no I don’t know how it is.... *hence why the fuck I’m here*

    • @pewdipie5963
      @pewdipie5963 4 года назад +7

      It works, I put in a bash script and it just replied ”no one likes you”

    • @brainmind4070
      @brainmind4070 4 года назад +10

      "Yes, yes, how do you do fellow programmers?"

    • @Huvpalto
      @Huvpalto 4 года назад +1

      "you know the rules and so do i..."

    • @StrangerOnTheWeb
      @StrangerOnTheWeb 4 года назад

      Black and yellow

  • @wishIKnewHowToLove
    @wishIKnewHowToLove Год назад

    This is the most accurate description of the concept of programming tutorials...)))

  • @tomerterner4055
    @tomerterner4055 8 месяцев назад +2

    programing tutorials be like:
    part one: lets dive into the basics
    part two: why are we alive
    part three: deep dive into partial differential equations and Nonhomogeneous differential equations.

    • @saycap
      @saycap 3 месяца назад

      I don’t know what those are and im never going to use them but can you summarize in like a couple sentences anyway

    • @seni3202
      @seni3202 29 дней назад

      nvm i solved it

  • @bloomfilms
    @bloomfilms 4 года назад +5550

    Instructions unclear, I somehow made Roblox

    • @johnnooyen461
      @johnnooyen461 4 года назад +120

      Instructions unclear, program searched the web for someone named John Connor.

    • @11clocky
      @11clocky 4 года назад +140

      Make sure that you have the right version of various.shit.* installed. Beginner's mistake.

    • @empress_0
      @empress_0 4 года назад +11

      That's better

    • @SS-xl9th
      @SS-xl9th 4 года назад +5

      @@11clocky lmaooooooooooooo

    • @thelonespeaker
      @thelonespeaker 4 года назад +9

      @BloomFilms oof

  • @socat9311
    @socat9311 4 года назад +3481

    A question asked 2007
    Answer 2019: "I know i am a bit late in this..."

    • @AmericasComic
      @AmericasComic 4 года назад +106

      Ev Res “...that OS is 12 years out of date.”

    • @SimpleAmadeus
      @SimpleAmadeus 4 года назад +57

      That's simple just use [feature that was added in 2017]

    • @michka841
      @michka841 4 года назад +23

      Question in 1960 : "hey guys how to create an array in FORTRAN"
      Answer in 2020 : "I’m probably a bit late but..."

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 4 года назад +6

      Ev Res at that point, you're no longer helping out the person who asked the question. You're just putting the answer out there in case someone else who has the same problem stumbles onto it.

    • @saycap
      @saycap 3 месяца назад

      I still appreciate people who do this for my dumbass to stumble along and find the gold nugget answer

  • @mycovera
    @mycovera Год назад

    That was only 28 seconds and i learned alot thank you.
    Now imma start to create the next new iconic game.

  • @Nixolia
    @Nixolia 3 месяца назад

    I swear this video comes back to my algorithm everytime I search up any programming related in yt 😂

  • @randomness928
    @randomness928 3 года назад +5704

    You forgot the seven minutes of him explaining what’s been going on in his life recently at the beginning

    • @xxxtentacle1407
      @xxxtentacle1407 3 года назад +22

      LMAO

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 3 года назад +184

      "I was kicked out of the house when i was in highschool"

    • @jonplaud
      @jonplaud 3 года назад +58

      Plot twist: Programmers don't have lives.

    • @gandalfgrey91
      @gandalfgrey91 3 года назад +11

      Thenewboston haha

    • @user-nr2ig1pk3g
      @user-nr2ig1pk3g 3 года назад +13

      @@gandalfgrey91 LMAOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂 I was like stfu just teach already

  • @KenoshaCaptures
    @KenoshaCaptures 4 года назад +13816

    Fake: the video must be in 480p at most so that the text is hard to read.

    • @MugenLord
      @MugenLord 4 года назад +54

      LOL!

    • @ohyeahyeah1955
      @ohyeahyeah1955 4 года назад +74

      arent you supposed to say at most? lol

    • @KenoshaCaptures
      @KenoshaCaptures 4 года назад +17

      @@ohyeahyeah1955 updated it lol

    • @bongobliss5795
      @bongobliss5795 4 года назад +152

      Also he shouldnt speak, he should write in notepad over that common indian tutorials non copyright music

    • @nojomyth
      @nojomyth 4 года назад +11

      @@bongobliss5795 *_With comic sans, bold, italic._*

  • @lilacpenguin5329
    @lilacpenguin5329 9 месяцев назад +1

    4 years later this is still relevant

  • @0dayCTF
    @0dayCTF 2 года назад +1

    Wow, I finally understand.

  • @notwilko
    @notwilko 4 года назад +4771

    This is the most god damn relatable comment section I have ever read

    • @Brantendo64
      @Brantendo64 4 года назад +80

      Your comment about how relatable these comments are is the relatable comment I was looking for.

    • @jxiuh.861
      @jxiuh.861 4 года назад +4

      anyone still watching this in 2019?

    • @mokie7421
      @mokie7421 4 года назад +19

      @Nacrocent your relatable comment about how relatable that guy's relatable comment about how relatable HIS relatable comment is relatable to this relatable comment section is, is quite relatable.

    • @Vstrum
      @Vstrum 4 года назад +19

      MONKEYDUE 23 Your relatable comment about how relatable this one guys relatable comment is regarding how relatable that guys relatable comment is upon how relatable the original guys relatable comment was in discussing how relatable the comment section is, is resoundingly relatable.

    • @btiwari-games5279
      @btiwari-games5279 4 года назад +7

      Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah

  • @SnowofLight
    @SnowofLight 4 года назад +2295

    "So we are going to create an empty constructor, and what that means is, that the constructor is empty."

  • @FBI-Agent129
    @FBI-Agent129 2 года назад +1

    That last "Aaand" is too accurate...

  • @KaraokeSerio
    @KaraokeSerio 2 года назад

    It's 2022 and STILL this video is accurate.

  • @mowpow6607
    @mowpow6607 4 года назад +7139

    “My game isn’t working”
    “Restart the game”
    “Thanks, it works now”
    “It didn’t work for me, what else can I do?”
    *Thread Closed*

    • @tralphstreet
      @tralphstreet 4 года назад +360

      YOu NEed tO opeN a neW threaD tO aSK NeW questIonS yOU dUMBass

    • @vonmisarus1
      @vonmisarus1 4 года назад +51

      @@tralphstreet LMAO.

    • @ex-gz5xw
      @ex-gz5xw 4 года назад +277

      Nikephor Duplicate question, thread closed.

    • @mariar.4893
      @mariar.4893 4 года назад +18

      MowPow it hurts because it’s true

    • @thealarm7057
      @thealarm7057 4 года назад +104

      @@ex-gz5xw Mod reply: Please read the rules and use the search function next time.
      Me: *Literally started and came here because of google search..*

  • @masterX631
    @masterX631 3 года назад +8000

    “Let’s call it something like... “Hello World””

    • @JeremiahPayne
      @JeremiahPayne 3 года назад +177

      And then they do a round about and dumb way to print "Hello World!"

    • @tani2575
      @tani2575 3 года назад +17

      Relatable

    • @bugra8050
      @bugra8050 3 года назад +2

      Glasmacher...

    • @nick-rl1xt
      @nick-rl1xt 3 года назад +3

      Lmaooooo

    • @vijaysabarish9600
      @vijaysabarish9600 3 года назад +2

      I saw a video like dat I don’t remember the one where they print hello world

  • @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
    @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 2 года назад

    I sprinkle you with holy water to any mortal n00b venturing on a 90 year trek to learn Android Studios.

  • @illumynarty
    @illumynarty 8 месяцев назад +2

    I swear my Programming II course at my university was a weed out class. Literally the second week which was supposed to be finishing up a quick review of Programming I we had to code a completely functioning poker game.
    For context Programming I cut off right before we started learning basic recursion.

  • @jiriskala
    @jiriskala 4 года назад +2591

    The tutorial should be 40 minutes long filled with "Ahem... umm... well... you see..."

    • @guigondi7671
      @guigondi7671 4 года назад +200

      and also have the guy explain and excuse for a noise in the background that you wouldn't have noticed if he didn't have mentioned it.

    • @silvianbruno7512
      @silvianbruno7512 4 года назад +84

      "wait... why didn't that work? Just a second, let me..."

    • @musker4255
      @musker4255 4 года назад +3

      Forgot: so...

    • @mattl1962
      @mattl1962 4 года назад +7

      "Actually"

    • @maticsega3311
      @maticsega3311 4 года назад +1

      "See? Very easy.. ummmmmmm"

  • @Ninjaverse45
    @Ninjaverse45 4 года назад +1662

    We'll start with something simple like hello world
    *2 mins later*
    Ok, now we've created gta 6

    • @mattp6747
      @mattp6747 4 года назад +45

      “And we’ll just add one more line”
      *Minecraft 2 launches*

    • @arnavanand8037
      @arnavanand8037 4 года назад +22

      We'll start with something simple.
      *2mins later*
      And thats how we use PHP to manipulate NASA computers

    • @MilanoRossoneri
      @MilanoRossoneri 4 года назад +2

      What about HL3??

    • @ayushbhat2104
      @ayushbhat2104 3 года назад +2

      No it should be now we have created { A robot with magical powers 😂😂🤣}
      I know it was not funny 😸

  • @SomethingEternal
    @SomethingEternal 7 месяцев назад

    This is why I stick to concept discussion.

  • @AzidDrop
    @AzidDrop 5 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks man, works great!

  • @daenite2480
    @daenite2480 4 года назад +747

    "Now, this may look complex at first but it's actually really simple."

    • @dashcampower4622
      @dashcampower4622 4 года назад

      i really hate it xD

    • @aidan8465
      @aidan8465 4 года назад +3

      That’s what every goddamn teacher told me.

  • @RobertFJr
    @RobertFJr 4 года назад +9056

    Or instead of having a mic just type all of the instructions very slowly on a note window

    • @Spaztron64
      @Spaztron64 4 года назад +310

      Que Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape

    • @John-yy1oy
      @John-yy1oy 4 года назад +403

      When you dont have a mic or you dont have any speaking skills, the next logical step is to make RUclips tutorials.

    • @shaynhawley9637
      @shaynhawley9637 4 года назад

      Faaaaaaaark that's the worst hahaha

    • @dudagladuos
      @dudagladuos 4 года назад +94

      @@Spaztron64 Unregistered Hypercam 2 lol

    • @707beats6
      @707beats6 4 года назад +38

      Broken english with indian accent would do the job too

  • @chastitywhiterose
    @chastitywhiterose Год назад

    Many programming books and tutorials don’t explain enough how to actually make real programs that people use. I finally succeeded in learning how to us SDL to create a window and draw things. Most of the resources only get you as far as printing text to a console and then you’re on you own!

  • @gamerrrdude4405
    @gamerrrdude4405 Год назад

    You have no idea how accurate this is! Exactly why I am failing my major rn. I gotta kick outta this 😂