The Expendables 2: FUNNIEST MOMENTS!

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  • Funniest moments from the legendary movie; The Expendables 2! Feel free to comment which scene you like most! Have a nice day!

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  • @RealCheesyBread
    @RealCheesyBread 8 лет назад +649

    "What's Gunner doing, making a bomb?"
    "I don't know, why don't you ask him?"
    "Hey Gunner, whatcha doing?"
    "Making a Bomb."

    • @alexk5907
      @alexk5907 7 лет назад +35

      CheesyBread whats so fuckin hilarious about that scene is that dolph lundgren is actually a genius! and can make A FOOKIN BOMB!

    • @tim_buktu66
      @tim_buktu66 7 лет назад +26

      I love those scenes.
      *What the hell's he doing?*
      *Hanging a pirate.*
      *Don't be ridiculous. Gunner! What are you doing?*
      *Hanging a pirate!*

    • @GhostCree
      @GhostCree 3 года назад

      @@tim_buktu66 me to bro , me to

    • @lyianx
      @lyianx 3 года назад +1

      "What's Gunner doing?"
      "Probably maken a bomb"
      "You serious?"
      "Why dont ya ask him"
      "Hey Gunner, Watcha doen?"
      "Maken a bomb.. do you mind?"

    • @oscaralegre3683
      @oscaralegre3683 9 месяцев назад

      @@alexk5907 Einstein was a real genius

  • @ASNnKC913
    @ASNnKC913 10 лет назад +244

    "Safest place is right in front of her gun" hahaa. Rest in pieces is great too

    • @nancyavery5063
      @nancyavery5063 4 года назад +17

      Sportsy I also like “ I now pronounce you man and knife.”

  • @Afineaddition
    @Afineaddition 10 лет назад +511

    What's shocking is that Dolph was actually a true GENIUS, he had an IQ of over 160 and went to MIT! xD

    • @TheTervaskanto
      @TheTervaskanto 10 лет назад +55

      no need for past tense, he's not dead ;)

    • @Afineaddition
      @Afineaddition 10 лет назад +7

      True

    • @alexanderbell9916
      @alexanderbell9916 10 лет назад +3

      The hell is whale asss lol

    • @Nanomachines5on
      @Nanomachines5on 10 лет назад +35

      He's such a badass. Lots of respect for the guy. I think he admitted 160 was an exaggeration. Maybe he was being humble (It's actually 159 or something?)

    • @Photonenshizzl
      @Photonenshizzl 9 лет назад +11

      he is also a master in karate, black belt or something.

  • @ARCTrooperStudios8108
    @ARCTrooperStudios8108 8 лет назад +642

    Arnold: I'll be back
    Bruce: You've been back enough! I'll be back
    Arnold: Yippi Ki Yae
    (Chuck comes in, guns firing his G36)
    Arnold: Who's next, Rambo?

    • @lucassousa7253
      @lucassousa7253 8 лет назад +52

      +Austin Chang Overdose of reference with guns blazing and shit damn good times there

    • @AnthonyOldhandGarcia
      @AnthonyOldhandGarcia 4 года назад +17

      After the 'Rambo' reference Chuck Norris, should have said "No Delta Force."

    • @millievans9969
      @millievans9969 4 года назад +8

      Haha I have watched the film like 40 times this month

    • @grumpgremlin7695
      @grumpgremlin7695 4 года назад +1

      @@millievans9969 damn!

    • @Kncperseus
      @Kncperseus 3 года назад +2

      Rambo's fighting Colonel Guile

  • @rosalieburr8065
    @rosalieburr8065 8 лет назад +137

    I love that they took Dolph Lundgren's life and turned it into pat of his character.

  • @ManageNAV
    @ManageNAV 10 лет назад +111

    "Who is next? Rambo?" LOOLLL

  • @jennifer9706
    @jennifer9706 10 лет назад +138

    i really liked how they made Gunner to appear very dumb but in reality he is really smart ! :D

  • @mauricebao4302
    @mauricebao4302 9 лет назад +547

    this movie is 99% inside jokes

    • @CamoViper1
      @CamoViper1 9 лет назад +10

      Which Expendables, excluding the 1st, was your favorite? Honestly, I liked the 3rd. ;)

    • @djcranium1210
      @djcranium1210 9 лет назад +19

      CamoViper1 3 was brilliant snipes and bandereas made it superb . Esp antonio he had that little pussin boots character going from Shrek in his acting . Was excellent and snipes rolling back the years to his original blade days films.

    • @platinumpineapple9943
      @platinumpineapple9943 7 лет назад +5

      Camo_Viper idk i like the 2nd airport thing. and the 3rd one i really like too, amd the first one was good

    • @grumpgremlin7695
      @grumpgremlin7695 4 года назад

      Expendables 2 is my fave watched it so many times I almost know every line

    • @samtaylor7279
      @samtaylor7279 3 года назад

      @@CamoViper1 there all a blur they feel like one gianf movie.... but i love it !

  • @TripleBMike
    @TripleBMike 5 лет назад +125

    Lee: He's slightly gigantic!
    Barney: So?
    Lee: Just saying.
    (Looks at the guy)
    Barney: He's really gigantic.
    Lee: I said that.
    Lol XD

  • @juancarlosreyna2924
    @juancarlosreyna2924 4 года назад +28

    4:47 Dolph is trying so hard to not laugh LMFAOOO

    • @mhmadgenious
      @mhmadgenious 5 месяцев назад

      I wonder how many takes it actually took them to get the whole movie

  • @deondrebrown5872
    @deondrebrown5872 8 лет назад +69

    arnold: I'll be back
    Bruce: u been back enough I'll be back
    Arnold: yippy ky ya

    •  4 года назад +2

      "Who's next? Rambo?"

  • @IsrarTaj83
    @IsrarTaj83 4 года назад +109

    You've missed one: there's a scene where Jet Li jumps out of the plane with the Chinese billionaire who they rescued at the start of EX2, and Jason Statham says "Now that's what I call a Chinese takeout!".

  • @kevindoran9271
    @kevindoran9271 9 лет назад +73

    I love em all. I have followed all these action stars for years and to see them interact in the same movies is not only great but hillarious!

  • @heybro6573
    @heybro6573 8 лет назад +71

    "my boot is bigger than this car"

  • @JedaqiaAngel
    @JedaqiaAngel 11 лет назад +63

    Dolph Lundgren - "Holds a master's degree in chemical engineering. Was offered a Fulbright scholarship to study at MIT." Oh God...I love this movie.

  • @rebecavandermerwe643
    @rebecavandermerwe643 11 лет назад +46

    "Houston we have a problem. DUCK!!!!"
    Who sees Gunnar's hair In that scene? Talk about gorgeous bedhead

  • @adhysensei
    @adhysensei 10 лет назад +40

    "One More" badadadadadada "Rest in Peaces!!!" hahaha

  • @KingDusk278
    @KingDusk278 6 лет назад +21

    2:29
    When there’s only one enemy player left and you still got your full team.

    • @Squakea
      @Squakea Год назад +1

      "Enemy Spotted" Whops.

    • @creativefubtang5645
      @creativefubtang5645 Год назад

      Barney: One More!!
      (guns shooting at one)
      Barney: REST IN PIECES! (SLEEP IN PIECES!)

  • @fikrimazlan7645
    @fikrimazlan7645 10 лет назад +52

    I'll be back, you've been back enough, now I'm back,, hahaha

  • @giovannicogleone2711
    @giovannicogleone2711 10 лет назад +85

    "I'm BACK!" ~Arnold Schwarzenegger

    •  7 лет назад +5

      Rambo: "How you're doing, Trench?"

  • @DrCalviny
    @DrCalviny 11 лет назад +21

    And there came a day unlike any other, when Earth's manliest men found themselves united against a common threat.

  • @patrikgrans
    @patrikgrans 11 лет назад +69

    You missed one piece of the funny moments in this film. When Stallone fired of the last bullet and all the men of Sangs har fallling down and Stallone look at his gun for a short moment and watching a rocket missle blow up the tank

  • @rajendranadarajan8931
    @rajendranadarajan8931 3 года назад +3

    1 & 2 were absolutely terrific. The third one flopped because we dont wanna see some new younger team. We wanna see the old veterans at work !!

  • @blip1
    @blip1 3 года назад +4

    "Rest in pieces" is an excellent tribute to the "I Come in Peace" movie.

  • @miguelvillafane8243
    @miguelvillafane8243 8 лет назад +10

    Expendables 2 was the best one in my book, lot of action, great actors and a lot of funny jokes lol

  • @amrmalik642
    @amrmalik642 4 года назад +5

    @ 3:32. The way they turned around had me dying 😂

  • @rebecavandermerwe643
    @rebecavandermerwe643 11 лет назад +34

    I may only be 16 but I grew up watching these men. Talk about having an epic childhood, some friend of mine would ask me about the new My Little pony episode or God knows what an I just be like
    "Nope sorry I don't watch that, I have all the good movies with Chan, Stallone, Lundgren, Norris, and Bruce Willis. Beat that!"

    • @jcherrax
      @jcherrax 6 лет назад +4

      Rebeca VanderMerwe thats cause your badass 😎

  • @LadyGilraen99
    @LadyGilraen99 5 лет назад +7

    Lundgren: But I'd really die for some Chinese.
    Awkward glances.
    Stallone: Then you're gonna starve to death

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway 11 лет назад +6

    My favorite line is when Arnie says "My shoe is bigger than this car!":P:P

  • @CrashDaRecon
    @CrashDaRecon 11 лет назад +2

    Hell yeah. All we want is non stop action with some of the best like these movies have brought us.

  • @OVanquishedO
    @OVanquishedO 12 лет назад +7

    Me and my friends saw this at the cinema and all laughed when he said "One more" *Overkill* "Rest in pieces".

  • @KnuckleHeadMusicUK
    @KnuckleHeadMusicUK 9 лет назад +43

    I hear no condom can protect you from Chuck Norris

    • @Peytonpaul57
      @Peytonpaul57 9 лет назад +4

      Danny Joey and neither can a space ship cause he's coming for Uranus

    • @alewisenator
      @alewisenator 7 лет назад +2

      CrazyMusikFreac Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

  • @FlamEmerge0
    @FlamEmerge0 11 лет назад +8

    I'll be back.
    You've been back enough! I'll be back!
    Yippie Kai Yay.
    LOL

  • @AngryHistorian87
    @AngryHistorian87 12 лет назад +3

    This movie can be described in only one word: EPIC
    Thumbs up if you agree

  • @masterludovicus802
    @masterludovicus802 10 лет назад +48

    You did not include the scene when Billy is racing uphill and Barney tells Christmas to look down and see his short legs XD

  • @InterdictionAirsoft
    @InterdictionAirsoft 8 лет назад +41

    He's slightly gigantic. So? Just saying. He is really gigantic. I just said that

  • @65coupestang
    @65coupestang 11 лет назад

    the juke box starts playing as their being shot at (the most inconvenient time for it to just suddenly start working) right before they were about to die but then again stars of movies never die they always live !

  • @Gilboid
    @Gilboid 10 лет назад +63

    he's slightly gigantic
    so?
    just saying

  • @HarmonicaMustang
    @HarmonicaMustang 10 лет назад +10

    The warning shot from the Expendables makes me laugh just thinking about it.

  • @admiralflynn895
    @admiralflynn895 8 лет назад +4

    2:34 best line in the movie.

  • @JT-gl5ou
    @JT-gl5ou 7 лет назад +7

    That "safest place to be is in front of her" scene, I always felt it would have been so classy and badass if, as the expendables were mocking them, Sly walks up and politely and patiently gives the girl some pointers on how to properly shoot. She hits a target, and Sly goes "still wanna try standing in front of her?" and the gang is embarassed.

  • @ManageNAV
    @ManageNAV 10 лет назад +70

    I'M BACK!

  • @Jomus85
    @Jomus85 3 года назад +3

    When I heard “Who’s next? Rambo?” I immediately said to myself “He already left a few minutes ago…”

  • @Blazerri
    @Blazerri 12 лет назад +4

    Arnold comes through rock with drill and... "IM BACK" rofl

  • @arifikram1502
    @arifikram1502 3 года назад +1

    Maggie:Don't cry gunner

  • @HumanTarget211
    @HumanTarget211 11 лет назад +1

    What Stallone said about Dolph Lundgren's character Gunnar Jensen is actually true. Lundgren obtained a degree in chemical engineering before turning to acting. And it was in fact a girl who got him to move with her to New York.

  • @renosproxspartanpr4375
    @renosproxspartanpr4375 11 лет назад

    Statham-Baby wants to travel!
    Sly-Fire!
    Statham-ROCK N ROLL!
    Sly-Fire!
    u have to see statham's face.....hahahahahhaaha!!!

  • @JedaqiaAngel
    @JedaqiaAngel 11 лет назад

    This movie is so freakin ridiculous that it went overboard and became FREAKIN AWESOME!!! I'm a chick & I love this movie.

  • @angelapaniccia702
    @angelapaniccia702 12 лет назад +1

    This funny as hell specially sense their lines are from others movies they played in and the whol chemistry engineing thing from dolph was pretty is his true life story lol

  • @Certifiedhater8423
    @Certifiedhater8423 6 лет назад

    that cobra one had me by surprise ....i never laughed so hard 😂😂😂

  • @victorsilva7793
    @victorsilva7793 3 года назад +1

    Expendables is every 80's action movie all at once but produced in modern cinema technology

  • @boxer3087
    @boxer3087 10 лет назад +2

    Forgot the part at the end when Bruce Willis gives Sly and Arnold that plane to get home. Arnold said "that thing belongs in a museum." Sly then said "that's not the only thing." LMAO

  • @blip1
    @blip1 3 года назад +1

    These movies are really great at paying tribute to the personal and professional lives of the actors.
    A+

  • @CheSemah
    @CheSemah 10 лет назад +21

    REST IN PIECES!

  • @shoegum7362
    @shoegum7362 3 года назад

    Arnold has made a living out of coming back.

  • @rainyxlegg
    @rainyxlegg 10 лет назад +1

    you'd be back enough.. LOL

  • @TheMauvetys
    @TheMauvetys 9 лет назад +10

    in the french version, they've put the terminator's theme at 5:23

  • @claytonspetsnaz2247
    @claytonspetsnaz2247 11 лет назад

    I grew up watching them all when i was born on 1994 all these Guys ROCK!

  • @stefankuran70
    @stefankuran70 11 лет назад +1

    The best i ever seen, and the Movie was the best!

  • @ATJ253
    @ATJ253 3 года назад

    Outro was unexpectedly good

  • @Danny_Zak
    @Danny_Zak 11 лет назад +1

    funniest moment is when arnie rips the door off a smart car... missed the end of the film because i was crying xD

  • @RaraShaw
    @RaraShaw 11 лет назад

    What about Dolph Lundgren's terrible snoring? Stallone's character was ready to shoot him !! LMAO

  • @shadowwolf1991
    @shadowwolf1991 11 лет назад

    Lol nice job. Though maybe squeeze in where gunners snoring lol.

  • @ivanaranas3235
    @ivanaranas3235 3 года назад

    When Chuck Norris uses a Chuck Norris joke from the internet.

  • @muhammadlufti2967
    @muhammadlufti2967 6 лет назад +2

    Can’t wait for expendables 4

  • @jermainemartinez551
    @jermainemartinez551 4 года назад +1

    Hail Ceaser "Even you 2 rejects could get lucky."
    Should of been on here

  • @Coolmusicplaylist
    @Coolmusicplaylist 6 лет назад

    "I'm back"
    Everyone: FINALLY!!!!!

  • @francisovah8879
    @francisovah8879 4 года назад

    Gunner makes a bomb and fails to explode lol

  • @Furiouls
    @Furiouls 10 лет назад +7

    It would be funnier, if they used the Terminator Soundtrack ;)

  • @loramikateo1605
    @loramikateo1605 10 лет назад +4

    'rest in pieces' hahah

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 3 года назад

    The moment Chuck said the cobra fact, I knew this movie was worth the ticket price.

  • @Chutzpuh
    @Chutzpuh 11 лет назад

    The bit that made me LOL was when he was on the phone when they're getting pinned down and the other one goes "can you hold off" other guy:"maybe with a tank " *tank comes round the corner*

  • @Laniballero
    @Laniballero 11 лет назад

    Stallone , Willis and Norris ahhhh great movie love it

  • @kshitizranjit5125
    @kshitizranjit5125 12 лет назад

    This was awesome but where is the part where Arnold asks for Omaya Kaboom..and Terry says"I want it back. Or your ass is terminated!!!!!"....now that is some funny shit too... :D

  • @sergey3746
    @sergey3746 7 лет назад +4

    5:00 i lost it here

  • @Lomes
    @Lomes 3 года назад

    I think it’s cool how they make references to some of their lead roles in other movies

  • @J_W1
    @J_W1 3 года назад

    I'm loving how no one understood the "But I like Italian too" interaction lol

  • @FreeKentHovind
    @FreeKentHovind 11 лет назад

    "but after five days of agonizing pain, the covert died." LOL

  • @michelshubu
    @michelshubu 11 лет назад

    One "HEY"!!! two punches.. didn't see that coming eh?!! :D

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 4 года назад +1

    Chuck Norris destroyed the tank by throwing a pebble at it.

  • @Matt_Bryant
    @Matt_Bryant 10 лет назад +2

    3:55 - Too funny!

  • @connorchang4408
    @connorchang4408 6 лет назад +2

    I kinda want the next movie to be all of these guys fighting a group a bad guys played by Jeff Goldbloom, adam Sandler, Danny devito, Kevin James, rob snider, and Jim Carrey.

  • @prince30622
    @prince30622 10 лет назад +24

    Why am I feeling sorry for that poor bastard at 2:30 ?....... yep, rest in pieces!
    Action Gods having fun with nonsense plot and bullshit physics laws while speaking badass one liners. That's why I love this movie!!
    By the way, I am not satisfied with this 1.5+ hour long 'short film' Mr. Sly. How about making a full length feature 'Expendables' film, say about 20 hours long?

    • @Johnny_Serenity
      @Johnny_Serenity 2 года назад

      Dude got shot multiple times as if he was in Robocop

  • @KingreX32
    @KingreX32 11 лет назад

    agreed, 1000 thumbs up and four internet points.

  • @traxtaggergaming
    @traxtaggergaming 11 лет назад

    well, church said it. He has been back enough

  • @Arak_Drakoniz
    @Arak_Drakoniz 11 лет назад

    What about Trench's line, "My shoe is bigger than this car."

  • @yurasune
    @yurasune 11 лет назад

    when they're in the abandoned restaurant (before chuck norris show up)

  • @vaxan5126
    @vaxan5126 3 года назад

    1:56 i cracked hard lmao

  • @TheMincraft
    @TheMincraft 12 лет назад

    Chuck comes from back.Arnold:"Whos next? Rambo?! XD howly shit XD

  • @yenyangipman
    @yenyangipman 10 лет назад

    "@terra tribal" LOL! terminator theme. XD
    (Da-dum dum Da-dum!)

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 11 лет назад

    "Rest in pieces!"
    Fucking history, man.

  • @neonsquid8841
    @neonsquid8841 8 лет назад +6

    Chuck Norris kinda reminds me of big boss

  • @theaztecwarrior1190
    @theaztecwarrior1190 7 лет назад

    3:50 now that's what I call team work two fists fuzing together pow!!!

  • @St3w.0
    @St3w.0 11 лет назад

    I love the scene where Willis and Schwarzenegger are crouched down together and Arnold says "I'll be back" and Willis says "you've been back enough...I'll be back!". You also left out the scene with both of them and that small car, lol

  • @clipobserver
    @clipobserver 12 лет назад

    I wish you added the scene where Chuck Norris shot up a guy while his victim was going through the bag x-ray. TSA should hired Chuck Norris.

  • @tranlan2161
    @tranlan2161 4 года назад

    I loved this movie....😘😘

  • @the430movie
    @the430movie 12 лет назад

    'REST IN PIECES!' should be a two hour movie.....

  • @JedaqiaAngel
    @JedaqiaAngel 11 лет назад

    I like him too!!! He's such a vulnerable guy that you forgot he got some psycho mental breakdown going on.

  • @officialdarus94
    @officialdarus94 3 года назад

    MR JASON SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE
    A MAN AND A KNIFE

  • @katiellantino2402
    @katiellantino2402 5 лет назад

    3:49 When you get jumpscared really bad and reflexes kick in