My portion sizes are NOT your art project - idubbbz complains

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @boyinaband
    @boyinaband 6 лет назад +23866

    It's a weird implication that you can't "love" ice cream without purchasing a certain amount of it.

    • @Victinfi
      @Victinfi 6 лет назад +680

      YOOOO, LEMME EAT ICE CREAM OFF UR ASS PLZ PAPI

    • @catpaws2452
      @catpaws2452 6 лет назад +140

      Oh

    • @douglaslangley9251
      @douglaslangley9251 6 лет назад +780

      If you arent willing to go into an insulin coma for it then you arent loving it enough

    • @ou_nuimaclone1658
      @ou_nuimaclone1658 6 лет назад +16

      Boyinaband are u the real boyinaband?????????

    • @kidn00b1
      @kidn00b1 6 лет назад +24

      Marketing is all about implications

  • @zandyknope2907
    @zandyknope2907 4 года назад +5637

    there is a boba tea place near me where the sizes are “hug” “kiss” and “smooch” and i would argue that is much worse than cold stone

    • @sashab510
      @sashab510 4 года назад +375

      I ALSO have a boba tea place with just THE FUCKING WORST names.
      "Bobo"
      "bobae"
      "baebae"
      SMALL MEDIUM AND LARGE
      IT'S NOT THAT HARD. I feel like I'm a fucking child with down syndrome who's ordering my sugar water.
      Like fuck.
      "cAn I hAvE a BaEbAe pLeAsE."

    • @whereismyak6106
      @whereismyak6106 4 года назад +8

      Is it koi tea?

    • @antidaefobiab4027
      @antidaefobiab4027 4 года назад +27

      Bruh I know exactly this place. The whole theme is freaking weird as.

    • @gordongray3102
      @gordongray3102 4 года назад +2

      @@toforei oof

    • @SaltyD3plorable
      @SaltyD3plorable 4 года назад +5

      🤮🤮🤮

  • @corvonics
    @corvonics 5 лет назад +9441

    That little gag on airsoftfatty and now he puts out a full blown documentary on him. Makes ya think huh 🤔

  • @0hopscotch0
    @0hopscotch0 4 года назад +544

    They renamed the bathroom at Dunkin Donuts “the shooting range” because its where people go to shoot their herion

  • @spikespiegel4980
    @spikespiegel4980 5 лет назад +2493

    I dont care what your sizes are, i will call them small, med, or large. If you don't want to sell me your garbage, I will go buy similar garbage from down the road, no biggie.

    • @goofy955
      @goofy955 5 лет назад +55

      exactly, you just say small, medium, or large and if they correct me Ill make sure that it IS intact whatever i ordered whether its a S M or L and buy the fucken thing

    • @goofy955
      @goofy955 5 лет назад +2

      @@kidmosey nah they got Tall and Venti here in NYC

    • @abethepunk
      @abethepunk 5 лет назад +10

      A local place has milkshakes in the sizes baby, small, and large. I cringe every time.

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 5 лет назад +1

      spike spiegel Same, bro. You’re goddamned right.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 лет назад +2

      Tree Sapp
      This was pretty good.

  • @0MGitsRayRay
    @0MGitsRayRay 6 лет назад +9644

    this is the exact reason why i only drink pond water

    • @ballag1166
      @ballag1166 6 лет назад +183

      YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.

    • @madfire2087
      @madfire2087 6 лет назад +110

      Why not bath water.

    • @0MGitsRayRay
      @0MGitsRayRay 6 лет назад +205

      Dominic ❽❻ L bold of you to assume that i bathe at all

    • @whatsittoya27
      @whatsittoya27 6 лет назад +74

      I like me some amoebas in my drink

    • @madfire2087
      @madfire2087 6 лет назад +23

      teethglitter just because somebody has a bathtub, it doesn’t mean he/she bathes.

  • @VlogCreations
    @VlogCreations 6 лет назад +3143

    This is SO good. Thank you idubbz. When I go to Starbucks, I order a small medium or large.

    • @towngirl1665
      @towngirl1665 6 лет назад +59

      i love that you of all people are here

    • @modernyt854
      @modernyt854 6 лет назад +13

      Vlog Creations ross!!!!!! How’s it going

    • @Victinfi
      @Victinfi 6 лет назад +13

      Vlog Creations yo dawg how about u go put Viagra pills on peoples pockets

    • @eliasmsv3156
      @eliasmsv3156 6 лет назад +1

      Vlog Creations The first time i was there i got so confused on the sizes

    • @ServingKant42069
      @ServingKant42069 6 лет назад +21

      Sneaking positive comments into other people's videos

  • @laurenbastin8849
    @laurenbastin8849 4 года назад +1526

    If the KFC bathrooms were really called the ‘chicken bucket’ I’d start worrying about what was in my food

    • @patrickwilliamson29
      @patrickwilliamson29 4 года назад +104

      you're at KFC, you should already be worried about what was in your food

    • @PlankDot
      @PlankDot 4 года назад +7

      @EPIC EPIC Walter like moster truck

    • @ivory867
      @ivory867 4 года назад +2

      Lol that’d be kinda awesome

    • @samisbiggaytm8763
      @samisbiggaytm8763 4 года назад +7

      @@patrickwilliamson29 I work at KFC and we're pretty clean lol

    • @Untoldanimations
      @Untoldanimations 3 года назад +2

      All chicken has shit on it, where do you think diseases come from?

  • @KeithBallardA
    @KeithBallardA 6 лет назад +903

    I went to a Jamba Juice and ordered a Power Strawberry Surfrider and the cashier just stared at me. It turns out that 1) she was a new hire and 2) they just call their sizes small, medium, and large now. So conflicted. This was the most emotionally and socially devastating way to receive good news.

    • @ryanbesco8067
      @ryanbesco8067 6 лет назад +8

      Keith Ballard lmao

    • @graniumhdz419
      @graniumhdz419 6 лет назад +16

      That fucking kills me lol. Sorry you had to go through that!

    • @slamminl.ickmaballs5347
      @slamminl.ickmaballs5347 6 лет назад +16

      Your comment pleases me in a mildly disturbing way

    • @paloma9916
      @paloma9916 6 лет назад

      Ryan Besco yeah but Planet Smoothie still has these weird names. I think small was a “light” and I’m just like ??? But the fucking size of it is like a medium looking cup.

    • @Glockmog2007
      @Glockmog2007 6 лет назад +20

      "we serve food here sir"

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 6 лет назад +424

    The worst is when you go into Cold Stone and order a small and they act like they have no idea what you're talking about.

    • @alfie9662
      @alfie9662 6 лет назад +3

      CZsWorld dude exactly

    • @resmoooo
      @resmoooo 6 лет назад

      CZsWorld I'm quite surprised to see you in the comments of an Idubbbz video.

    • @Bixen_Bings
      @Bixen_Bings 3 года назад +8

      I remember I had the same experience, I just told them to shove it and said I can just buy a tub of ice cream that's better then what they serve

    • @ZomB-0ne
      @ZomB-0ne 3 года назад +17

      @@Bixen_Bings why would any establishment wanna serve to a furry anyways?

    • @corey5894
      @corey5894 3 года назад +1

      @@ZomB-0ne damn

  • @x50music
    @x50music 6 лет назад +5839

    The starbucks size names should be illegal

    • @thorntails
      @thorntails 6 лет назад +54

      Agreed
      I don't have a Starbucks near me at all, but when I was on a trip, I was so confused, I just wanted a big water
      Additionally, my mother is vegan, and my dad is lactose intolerant, (so am I) and it costs to have almond milk!
      =[

    • @citrusfruit-tw2sj
      @citrusfruit-tw2sj 6 лет назад +57

      Straws are already illegal in San Francisco. Won’t be long buddy

    • @themedia1271
      @themedia1271 6 лет назад +132

      Why is a tall a small? That makes no fucking sense.

    • @ebtflexer6535
      @ebtflexer6535 6 лет назад +21

      The Media they used to only have short and tall
      source: i work there

    • @hugsavage5286
      @hugsavage5286 6 лет назад +4

      Like it's hard to make a Philly lmao

  • @Zyxyea
    @Zyxyea 4 года назад +2963

    Airsoftfatty is now a recurring character

    • @pleasehelp2018
      @pleasehelp2018 4 года назад +1

      @@brianrobinson9318 same

    • @banna135
      @banna135 4 года назад +4

      Always has been

    • @MRADOES04
      @MRADOES04 4 года назад

      Ye

    • @Chrisgonzalz
      @Chrisgonzalz 4 года назад +3

      This is older than the video idiot

    • @Prawnsacrifice
      @Prawnsacrifice 4 года назад +4

      @@Chrisgonzalz is he still not a recurring character?

  • @EddyBurback
    @EddyBurback 6 лет назад +586

    this is such a specific topic that i agree with so passionately

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 лет назад +3

      I'm afraid I suffer from a serious case of Ligma.

    • @neitgeist1
      @neitgeist1 3 года назад +1

      boys boys boys

    • @neitgeist1
      @neitgeist1 3 года назад +3

      @@josharntt ligma? oh dear, i'm so sorry. it must be rare, because i'm afraid i couldn't find anything related to a disease when i looked it up on google. can you tell me what exactly that is, by any chance?

    • @gemre4
      @gemre4 3 года назад +1

      @@neitgeist1 it's a rare skin disease :(

    • @uglyshirts5965
      @uglyshirts5965 2 года назад

      Delete me!

  • @HereWeAre101
    @HereWeAre101 6 лет назад +237

    I work at a movie theater. On the menu, our popcorn sizes are labeled "previews only," "entire feature," and "suspense films." Behind the counter, we just say small, medium, and large, and most of the customers do too but I always feel bad when someone comes up and looks so unsure of themselves ordering an "entire feature" popcorn. Our drinks also have weird names but honestly I can only remember that the large is called monster.

    • @thanosfromfortnite9186
      @thanosfromfortnite9186 6 лет назад +9

      Em unnecessary af, smh my head

    • @ianturnbow7011
      @ianturnbow7011 6 лет назад +9

      Christ, that depresses me even more than I'm willing to admit. I do not support buying popcorn at the movies. Too, I do not support the extravagant names associated with ridiculous prices. The "Suspense Films" size sounds like it is meant to be spilled all over the damn theater. Do custodial staff really need extra work that badly?

    • @BasedGatsby
      @BasedGatsby 6 лет назад +3

      I used to work at Cold Stone and just said small, medium, and large. Those naming conventions for sizes are just plain stupid.

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  6 лет назад +43

      hahaha THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT. i would def end up saying 'entire feature of popcorn pls'

    • @Lumi3dd
      @Lumi3dd 6 лет назад +4

      Lmaoo

  • @snailart9214
    @snailart9214 6 лет назад +2306

    I work as a non-starbucks affiliated barista, and I just need you all to know that they're like, priming you to stay brand loyal to them. They have drinks, like the iced caramel macchiato - that don't even exist. A TRADITIONAL MACCHIATO IS NOT EVER ICED. It's espresso shots with frothed milk, that's it. What Starbucks sells as an 'iced caramel macchiato" is a just an iced vanilla latte with caramel drizzle, and it's served with the milk on the bottom to give it that split effect. WHY DOES THIS MATTER? People come into my store and try to order drinks that just....aren't what they think they are (and it isn't their fault). If someone orders a macchiato, I give them the traditional version and they get pissy at me - because they want the STARBUCKS SPIN. I can make an iced vanilla latte with caramel, but YOU need to KNOW what you're ORDERING. I feel like Starbucks did this on purpose to make their customers feel confused when they enter any other cafe. They automatically don't know the slang or the terms, and so they go back to Starbucks. idk just my take.

    • @riverbakey
      @riverbakey 6 лет назад +261

      Interesting inside, comrade.

    • @EefFreef
      @EefFreef 6 лет назад +202

      I've never been to a Starbucks mostly for this reason. I looked at their menu one time at a highway rest stop and I didn't understand what anything was, so I went to Burger King and bought a plain old hot coffee.

    • @snailart9214
      @snailart9214 6 лет назад +130

      Isn't it? It's honestly kind of disconcerting that so many brands play these weird mental games with consumers. At the end of the day, the consumer SHOULD feel like they have more power over what their purchasing but sometimes it just feels like a shot in the dark. @Colin Leary

    • @Joellllllllll
      @Joellllllllll 6 лет назад +16

      When did “macchiato” change it’s meaning. Because at Starbucks all macchiato means now is that the shots go on top of the frothed milk, rather than the bottom like a normal latte.
      Also the macchiato you are talking about, is called an espresso macchiato at Starbucks.

    • @snailart9214
      @snailart9214 6 лет назад +72

      They aren't iced. They're never iced in Italy. You can get an iced latte, and Starbucks could have called it an iced caramel late w/ vanilla - because that's what their iced caramel macchiato is- it's a latte. A traditional macchiato should always mean what you call an "espresso" macchiato. The literal definition of macchiato Is "espresso with a dash of frothy steamed milk". If it's an iced drink it isn't a macchiato at anyyyyyyyy other cafe. It makes things confusing for everyone.

  • @pompomllama4204
    @pompomllama4204 4 года назад +525

    As a Philadelphian I can confirm that we are all retarde

    • @quasar9768
      @quasar9768 4 года назад +46

      your inability to spell is the best proof

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 4 года назад +5

      @@quasar9768 fuck

    • @wj2429
      @wj2429 4 года назад +16

      At least it's always sunny.

    • @brandonvaughn8382
      @brandonvaughn8382 4 года назад +1

      @nasty nate I live about 2 and a half hours away from Philly. I've always wanted to go but haven't had the chance

    • @rodgerza2
      @rodgerza2 4 года назад +2

      As a Canadian I can confirm it's not just Philly

  • @KarlaRei
    @KarlaRei 6 лет назад +2571

    My business is going to have 3 sizes:
    The idubz™
    The idubbz™
    and The idubbbz™

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 6 лет назад +35

      KarlaRei this deserves more likes

    • @kelvinestrada1700
      @kelvinestrada1700 6 лет назад +1

      KarlaRei nice

    • @striker6240
      @striker6240 6 лет назад +33

      Your business is also going to have me taking a shit on your counter.

    • @zenomasker2579
      @zenomasker2579 6 лет назад +16

      Gotta love how you trade marked your sizes like a dick so if anyone mentions idubbz, you can copyright claim that SHIT.
      FUCK YOU

    • @elvisexo-l2291
      @elvisexo-l2291 6 лет назад

      KarlaRei 👌

  • @bonesaredollars1172
    @bonesaredollars1172 5 лет назад +3023

    Why would anyone ever go to Philadelphia on purpose anyway.

    • @lostkaiser1995
      @lostkaiser1995 5 лет назад +46

      kevin coots gotta admit, you’re right🤔

    • @skelly1555
      @skelly1555 5 лет назад +146

      kevin coots that’s a mighty good steak

    • @sfsaviation
      @sfsaviation 5 лет назад +5

      ixliaa stop bein a bitch

    • @jamesscott2902
      @jamesscott2902 4 года назад +34

      For a Philly cheese steak

    • @nooisebots
      @nooisebots 4 года назад +95

      I've heard its always sunny there

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 6 лет назад +2000

    "Please don't shoot me officer, I ain't black!"
    Jesus Christ Ian lol

    • @graysonlopez3030
      @graysonlopez3030 6 лет назад +31

      Donut Operator Jesus Christ is coming back soon. Thank the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

    • @ryebreadgame7521
      @ryebreadgame7521 6 лет назад +12

      DONUUUUUT

    • @aksjd2768
      @aksjd2768 6 лет назад +10

      Lol......btw are you the officer that plays CS:GO?

    • @gnomechild8596
      @gnomechild8596 6 лет назад +29

      That's it donut DEMONETISED

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 6 лет назад

      yam parondo yep that's donut!

  • @martinlehtonen
    @martinlehtonen 4 года назад +903

    "I want a medium"
    "did you mean a 'love it'?"
    "Did I stutter!?!"

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 4 года назад +79

      “But sir you have to say the name of the si-“
      (Pulls out gun)
      “Actually I’ll have the ‘all the money in the register’ please, oh, and make it a ‘to go’ order”

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 4 года назад +9

      Instead of did i stutter ask if they take monopoly money

    • @Yuuki-SJ
      @Yuuki-SJ 4 года назад

      Im going to use this next time i order food

    • @windystick7347
      @windystick7347 4 года назад +4

      Is that an office reference

    • @inder3144
      @inder3144 4 года назад

      Norikou yes

  • @ChardBothamYT
    @ChardBothamYT 6 лет назад +452

    Even worse is the fucking "signature creations" with their own needlessly elaborate names. The humiliation I feel every time I order a "Gotta Have It sized Mint Mint Chocolate Chocolate Chip" is.... not enough to stop me from doing it every week but it's pretty fucking bad

    • @85set05
      @85set05 6 лет назад +3

      ChardBotham what is stopping you from saying large?

    • @kaweenis
      @kaweenis 6 лет назад +23

      hi can i get uhhhhh gotta have it sized peanut butter nutter twist swirl supreme cookies n creme scream please

    • @cpqtg
      @cpqtg 6 лет назад +21

      can I have the "yummy yummy in my tummy oreo wild mega blast" please?

    • @Wesbert
      @Wesbert 6 лет назад +27

      ChardBotham working at cold stone and having people say the full name of the signature creations always made me feel sad inside

    • @Fux704
      @Fux704 6 лет назад +7

      But I dont understand why you guys even USE those names. Around here in Brazil a grand total of ZERO people use the starbucks terminology when ordering... We just look at the menu sizes and go "Yeah... that's dumb. I'll have a small one please". No cashier ever minds
      it.

  • @TheGoldSwordSquad
    @TheGoldSwordSquad 6 лет назад +734

    “Hey can I get a Big Mac with fries please”
    Staff: “would you like your fries flaccid or erect?”

  • @Ladondorf
    @Ladondorf 6 лет назад +305

    Imagine 60 years from now, Cold Stone changes the names of their portion sizes back to normal and a poor young employee has to tend to an elderly woman demanding a "Gotta Have It Cheesecake with Roasted Almonds."

    • @joseornelas9788
      @joseornelas9788 6 лет назад +9

      I GOTTA HAVE IT DON"T YOU UNDERSTAND!

    • @bizmarkie9112
      @bizmarkie9112 6 лет назад +9

      Imagine 60 years from now, iDubbbz releases his next Content Cop.

    • @MrSuperMarioKid
      @MrSuperMarioKid 6 лет назад +1

      Ladondorf I know your channel from Wafercrisp's comment section on his Return video :D

    • @Ladondorf
      @Ladondorf 6 лет назад +1

      *Jacob* Deep cut! That name brings back good memories.

  • @bcliff7066
    @bcliff7066 5 лет назад +5550

    Please don’t shoot me officer
    I ain’t black

    • @choppiesticks_8653
      @choppiesticks_8653 5 лет назад +168

      Oh, why didn’t you say so

    • @jiten9843
      @jiten9843 5 лет назад +25

      I want to give you a like but the number...it's 69

    • @IAmTheBigBoy
      @IAmTheBigBoy 5 лет назад +62

      Please don't shoot. It's illegal!

    • @kos-3327
      @kos-3327 4 года назад +46

      Yep that’s what he said good job for telling me

    • @zay9050
      @zay9050 4 года назад +20

      @@kos-3327 good job you can read

  • @makeupbyhunter05
    @makeupbyhunter05 6 лет назад +1782

    *is this a cold stone content cop*

    • @UnBR0k3enAngel
      @UnBR0k3enAngel 6 лет назад +1

      Hunter Mahon yes...?

    • @unfunny2258
      @unfunny2258 6 лет назад +5

      WE NEED A COLDSTONE CONTENT COP NOW

    • @mr.mimmler2151
      @mr.mimmler2151 6 лет назад

      Stone cold stev e austin

    • @dogbrain000
      @dogbrain000 6 лет назад +1

      no? yes? yes. maybe. probably.

    • @javigd96
      @javigd96 6 лет назад +3

      Okay Stone Cold Steve Austin! I don't know why i said it but i gotta stick to it. Stone Cold Steve Austin.

  • @daltonpaulvideos
    @daltonpaulvideos 6 лет назад +414

    Finally someone is debating the important issues.

    • @Locke3OOO
      @Locke3OOO 6 лет назад

      daltonpaulvideos his friend and fellow video creator from two years back is starring in a hit hip hop album and being featured in all the singles and music videos and Ian is bitching about portion sizes online

    • @Bigga_
      @Bigga_ 6 лет назад +5

      Locke3OOO
      What the fuck are you talking about
      Whatever it is, just please stop typing.

    • @matteogauthier7750
      @matteogauthier7750 6 лет назад +3

      I hope you're not implying that joji is a good thing.

    • @theurgic6466
      @theurgic6466 6 лет назад

      Bigga_ He's talking about Joji
      Matteo Gauthier Joji is doing what he likes and he's successful. He doesn't like doing FilthyFrank and even if he did, he mentioned that he couldn't do it anymore due to medical reasons.

    • @Locke3OOO
      @Locke3OOO 6 лет назад

      Matteo Gauthier ...... yea no I’m not 😂

  • @PiffPeterson
    @PiffPeterson 6 лет назад +543

    THATS SOME BUTTERY SMOOTH FOOTAGE

  • @TheGunslinger
    @TheGunslinger 4 года назад +810

    “Please don’t kill me it’s illegal” that’s the best quote.

  • @maddie2768ify
    @maddie2768ify 6 лет назад +3284

    I actually work at ColdStone, and I definitely notice that people, especially guys, become embarrassed when they have to say the size names and the signature creation names. The size thing doesn’t really bother me; you can say whatever you want for it I’ll know what you’re talking about. But when people are too embarrassed to say “Cheesecake fantasy” and just say “the cheesecake one,” I have no idea what you want- do you want just plain ice cream, or the signature? There’s no need to be embarrassed cause I promise we’re not judging you- we’re all dead inside when we work there anyway (edit: kinda cool that this comment blew up ngl)

    • @ivanivanow4642
      @ivanivanow4642 6 лет назад +153

      Haha, that last part made me laugh…
      Or maybe it shouldn't have…

    • @kovacszsolt6005
      @kovacszsolt6005 6 лет назад +101

      Guy from KFC: where I'm from we have equally stupid things. We are all dead too.

    • @maddie2768ify
      @maddie2768ify 5 лет назад +281

      Little update: I was let go from ColdStone because my manager got upset when he found out I was trying to find another job. Bad news is I currently have about $5 to my name. Good news is I never have to make a “love it mint mint chocolate chocolate chip” ever again

    • @Nell-r0se
      @Nell-r0se 5 лет назад +51

      Maybe, just maybe, they're really insecure in their masculinity and feel the need to justify it to any other man around them. I will say whatever cutesy sounding bubblegum shit if i want to without shame because a real man doesn't give a shit.

    • @moochie8296
      @moochie8296 5 лет назад +28

      Maddieee what an asshole. I hope it'll get better and find a better job.

  • @thatoneguy72600
    @thatoneguy72600 6 лет назад +692

    He ain’t wrong though the size things are dumb and make me feel ridiculous saying them out loud

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 6 лет назад +6

      William Worth yea you arent alone, although i always say it like a jackass

    • @declanmaudsley2211
      @declanmaudsley2211 6 лет назад

      you're right because the employees are the problem here

    • @SparktehFox
      @SparktehFox 6 лет назад +8

      They know what you mean when you say small, medium, or large. If they correct you, they're an ass and part of the problem.

    • @thatoneguy72600
      @thatoneguy72600 6 лет назад

      nachosNapples yeah I feel silly asf saying that in front of people all honesty I just say small medium and large they correct me but I still say it

    • @thatoneguy72600
      @thatoneguy72600 6 лет назад +1

      Ellisar Atranimus I always still say large and they correct me but I still say large

  • @ocelot_the_dragon
    @ocelot_the_dragon 3 года назад +67

    I used to work at Coldstone. I hated the naming structure but I needed some cash.
    I never made my customers say the names. I purposely avoided using the names because I wanted to sound like I had some dignity left.
    It made serving my customers easier because they actually were able look me in the eye because they realized I wasn’t the crazy one.

    • @rohitdey1350
      @rohitdey1350 3 года назад +6

      You are a very good guy my man.

  • @MinPhoebus
    @MinPhoebus 6 лет назад +1714

    Content Cop: Cold Stone Creamery

    • @poe876
      @poe876 6 лет назад +14

      Min Min underrated comment.

    • @poe876
      @poe876 6 лет назад +2

      ScotchOnTheRock yes , the good o'l cold ctone creamery (((:::::::::(:(:(:(

    • @bls1999
      @bls1999 6 лет назад +3

      What we do here is go back…

    • @oicunt8197
      @oicunt8197 6 лет назад

      -L M A O-

    • @aloafofbread.55
      @aloafofbread.55 6 лет назад

      yes please

  • @dillpower
    @dillpower 6 лет назад +339

    Let’s all appreciate that Ian has been cleaning the carpet and brushing his teeth every other day.
    Congratulations man.

  • @can_u_not24
    @can_u_not24 5 лет назад +408

    you know what's annoying? living in a Spanish speaking country and wanting to order a medium-sized beverage at Starbucks. ("Grande" means large in Spanish)

    • @demonitized6661
      @demonitized6661 4 года назад +1

      doesnt grande mean grand in spanish

    • @Perc1000
      @Perc1000 4 года назад +70

      @@demonitized6661 no

    • @user-vv1do1wg1j
      @user-vv1do1wg1j 4 года назад +1

      @@demonitized6661 yes

    • @Guard8301
      @Guard8301 4 года назад +2

      @@user-vv1do1wg1j no

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 4 года назад +17

      @@demonitized6661 it means both, although it's not usually used in the same context as "grand"

  • @redstoneraptor8101
    @redstoneraptor8101 4 года назад +124

    There’s a restaurant in my town that used to be a post office, and they kept a lot of the stuff as props and decorations, and went all in on an old timey post office theme. The bathrooms are labeled “Mail” and “Femail”.

    • @kaidenfelder
      @kaidenfelder 3 года назад +31

      Ok but like....that's genius

    • @littelcreatchure506
      @littelcreatchure506 3 года назад +24

      at least thats funny

    • @hitsugatatsuro9978
      @hitsugatatsuro9978 3 года назад +25

      Sounds great! It's meant to be humorous and not pretentious so it doesn't count.

    • @aeonbollig666
      @aeonbollig666 3 года назад +7

      @@hitsugatatsuro9978 Also it's not something you need to say out loud. In that case, all that matters is whether or not it's ambiguous, which it isn't.

  • @teenymumboshow
    @teenymumboshow 5 лет назад +884

    The other day I went to a Jamba Juice and I asked for a mango smoothie. The lady looked at me dead in the eyes and said "You mean the Mango A Go Go?". "Y e s p l e a s e."

    • @tristandeniet
      @tristandeniet 5 лет назад +45

      Munczkin lol the only time I'll say this is if there's two different types of things with the same main ingredient.

    • @LauraStar127
      @LauraStar127 5 лет назад +8

      fucking hell

    • @ojkolsrud1
      @ojkolsrud1 5 лет назад +139

      "Is it the same as a mango smoothie?"
      "yes"
      "Then I'll have a mango smoothie, please"

    • @bebopdedop8776
      @bebopdedop8776 4 года назад +7

      @Sam Hyde HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

    • @nameguy7632
      @nameguy7632 4 года назад +8

      Can I have a lesbian of mango ice cream

  • @cabbage_cat
    @cabbage_cat 6 лет назад +2919

    *at starbucks
    me: there's a large rat in the bathroom
    barista: ?
    me: a large rat
    barista: ?
    me: THERE'S A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM

    • @adlerz3191
      @adlerz3191 6 лет назад +82

      You mean Grande ?

    • @Xujdfy
      @Xujdfy 6 лет назад +14

      OrIgInAl aNd FuNnY cOntEnT! I've heard that before

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 6 лет назад +41

      @@adlerz3191 uhm actually the medium size is grande......... lol

    • @patu8010
      @patu8010 6 лет назад +39

      What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?
      A tall grande at venti.

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 6 лет назад +6

      20 ounce rat would be a pretty large rat tho

  • @keirebuuishi4353
    @keirebuuishi4353 6 лет назад +464

    A:Can I buy a coffee
    B: Sure what size?
    A: Yes.....

  • @GAMEPRO24X
    @GAMEPRO24X 4 года назад +476

    If I make a restaurant imma have these names for the sizes.
    Small = squiggly
    Medium = squiggly wiggly
    Large = squiggly wiggly diggly.
    Would love to hear people's frustrations over the stupid ass names lol

    • @arumaru3433
      @arumaru3433 4 года назад +75

      "I'll have one strawberry werry squiggly wiggly double trouble extra fun kiddy diddly cum blaster disaster, please"

    • @scrums4748
      @scrums4748 4 года назад +9

      @@arumaru3433 wowwie

    • @doodimgood
      @doodimgood 3 года назад +8

      If you do that I will rob you.

    • @carnage337.
      @carnage337. 3 года назад +14

      @@arumaru3433 are you that one guy who had a 1 year argument in the comment section of the paper mario ost?

    • @ihavetheworldssmallestdick4568
      @ihavetheworldssmallestdick4568 3 года назад +1

      If I make a restaurant I will pay you to use those names

  • @reinerbraun6399
    @reinerbraun6399 5 лет назад +2950

    Fun fact: in non-English contries you don't have to put up with this

    • @killboi207
      @killboi207 5 лет назад +9

      ROFL!

    • @Hexadiddle
      @Hexadiddle 5 лет назад +31

      Ok Ugandan Knuckles

    • @reinerbraun6399
      @reinerbraun6399 5 лет назад +6

      @@Hexadiddle yes

    • @jakkydrakki2289
      @jakkydrakki2289 5 лет назад +106

      Im sure non english speaking countries got starbucks and all coffe shops are copying the starfag formula nowadays.

    • @molodoy..
      @molodoy.. 5 лет назад +88

      @@jakkydrakki2289 been to couple Starbucks shops around the world and i heard about this thing with sizes only now.

  • @MakoTheFrog
    @MakoTheFrog 6 лет назад +538

    can i get uhhhhhhhh a medium reasons to live

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 6 лет назад +9

      with a two liter of bleach

    • @jrh9326
      @jrh9326 6 лет назад +4

      Don’t you mean Love It reasons to live?

    • @qazxswerock1020
      @qazxswerock1020 6 лет назад +7

      "UmMmM, dO yOu MeAn 2 gRaNdE sIzEd bLeAch? "

    • @kozmokrisp6955
      @kozmokrisp6955 6 лет назад

      The "uhhhhhh" is the funniest part of this because literally everyone starts there order like that

  • @Berd
    @Berd 6 лет назад +1150

    best asmr video in a while

  • @ghoul4748
    @ghoul4748 4 года назад +773

    In order to get a coffee you MUST speak to them in their gay alien language.

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 4 года назад +44

      Last person who didn’t was brewed into next week’s special

    • @caprius.5792
      @caprius.5792 4 года назад +12

      Yes, I'll have the "perform multiple war crimes on Nigerians" with a side of "tax fraud."

    • @ChuyitoChams
      @ChuyitoChams 4 года назад +4

      The people at the starbucks restaurants I go to know the struggle. They know its retarded so they'll give you a "tall" when you ask for a small. Or a "grande" when you ask for a large and so on. They dont give a shit lol!

    • @accelerator7952
      @accelerator7952 4 года назад +1

      For short this straight bullshit

    • @pphurtz
      @pphurtz 4 года назад +2

      Reminds me of this one movie scene where this dude orders a large and the waiters like “you mean a venti” and he ends up calling her stupid

  • @beezy6043
    @beezy6043 6 лет назад +289

    Dont "like" "comment" or "share" this video. You must "small", "medium", or "grande" it.

    • @JordanICM
      @JordanICM 6 лет назад +5

      but I like it, love it, and gotta have it :(

    • @marimoomin
      @marimoomin 6 лет назад +2

      Can I get the Personal Pizza size instead? Your “small”, “medium”, and “grande” is too complicated for my Venti brain!

    • @danktaco5851
      @danktaco5851 6 лет назад +6

      imagine in a spanish speaking country, grande is the medium size cup but, grande is also spanish for big so every time i ask for a grande trying to get a big, i end up with my thumb up my ass

    • @JordanICM
      @JordanICM 6 лет назад

      Dank Taco, and here I thought I was the only one who liked to shove my thumb up my ass

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 лет назад +1124

    I’ve been waiting a large penis of time for this thicc aquaman trailer

  • @dose532
    @dose532 6 лет назад +90

    Once at Starbucks this lady asked for a medium drink and the employee was like “medium??? Oh you mean grande we call it grande here” like damn the lady only wants her drink not your employee policy booklet

    • @graysuns
      @graysuns 6 лет назад +2

      OSWALDARUS i’ve had that happen to me multiple times lmaooo

    • @dentistguba
      @dentistguba 6 лет назад +4

      Not even any kind of italian theme to the place anyway, that's the worst part, probably some focus group comittee chose the size names.

    • @TreyMiranda
      @TreyMiranda 6 лет назад +3

      As an actual Starbucks employee, it's not the company, it's just the barista being a fuckin' idiot. By the employee policy booklet, we're supposed to just say "alright" and deal with it. We're not forcing anything. Starbucks is pretentious enough, most baristas don't want to add to it. Now if you wanna know what really triggers people, is when they don't give any indication of size, or sit there for hours talking about how the sizes are all different.

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 6 лет назад +1

      They aren't supposed to correct you it's in their policy they don't want to be known as coffee snobs anymore. So call that employee out next time for being an asshole.

  • @BradPwnsU
    @BradPwnsU 4 года назад +488

    That’s why I go:
    “Hey can i get _____”
    “Sure what size?”
    “The biggest one”

    • @MyFaceIsMiaoYingsAdultDiaper
      @MyFaceIsMiaoYingsAdultDiaper 4 года назад +12

      fatty

    • @boyo7494
      @boyo7494 4 года назад +1

      generic username :v probably because you don’t live in US. Or you go to certain places where they aren’t retarded

    • @BradPwnsU
      @BradPwnsU 4 года назад +3

      Big Boy Bird Shit lmao yep fat as fuck

    • @YouWishYouWereAndrew
      @YouWishYouWereAndrew 4 года назад +5

      That’s why no matter what I call things small, medium, or large. I don’t give a fuck what you call it. Give me my large vanilla latte MaCkEnZeIgH

    • @sloppyphart7879
      @sloppyphart7879 4 года назад +2

      @@MyFaceIsMiaoYingsAdultDiaper I like your name.

  • @Encentix
    @Encentix 6 лет назад +1655

    I‘m in love with this rant video concept. In fact i think it‘s pretty entertaining! Love the new video!

  • @HawRazor
    @HawRazor 6 лет назад +361

    I just watched a man rant about portion size names for 10 minutes, truely the best timeline

    • @awildnicc
      @awildnicc 6 лет назад

      Fringe good content.

  • @helpme1847
    @helpme1847 6 лет назад +225

    I once went to Starbucks and said to the employee "uhhhhhhhh hi can I get a tall frappe Pacino" me being the idiot thought tall meant a large so when I got my cup I was disappointed and said "uhhh I thought I ordered a large?" The employee said "no you ordered a tall" after that I haven't been to Starbucks since 1869.

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria 4 года назад +101

    Grug don’t understand what customer say, grug can get coffee elder to help if you have issue. If no issue, go to back of cave and let other grugs order

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 года назад +6

      Apple tribe no like customer. Us apple grugs care only about profit. Unga bunga oonga

  • @fauxfox7209
    @fauxfox7209 6 лет назад +247

    Dude I live in philadelphia. Not only does geno's cheesesteaks want you to say "wit" or whatever the fuck he just babbled, but they had a sign that said "This is america, speak english" So they probably do think in the way you sarcastically imitated.

    • @anthzny
      @anthzny 6 лет назад +2

      Danny Torrance the cat in your profile picture has heard and seen some shit

    • @andrewv018
      @andrewv018 6 лет назад +6

      Ay I live in Philly too

    • @spaghettivase4808
      @spaghettivase4808 6 лет назад +50

      "We're all retarded here in Philly"

    • @Bruh-mg3tf
      @Bruh-mg3tf 6 лет назад +4

      I live in philly too but I do love genos

    • @Nicholasjordanbergmann
      @Nicholasjordanbergmann 6 лет назад +14

      I live across the street from Genos, they use horse meat, go to Jim’s on south

  • @michaelasuorsa
    @michaelasuorsa 6 лет назад +326

    Sorry can I be excused? I gotta use the chicken bucket

    • @drekthgrek5896
      @drekthgrek5896 6 лет назад +2

      Michaela Suorsa Can I buy it after you’re done for 7.99?

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 6 лет назад +592

    Around nine minutes in he gets inspirational.
    Thank you, for your faith in us !

  • @sheeplord5773
    @sheeplord5773 4 года назад +231

    Why does he have a knife on his mousepad

    • @smith7602
      @smith7602 4 года назад +28

      You mean a bowie on flattop.

    • @mariojackson8009
      @mariojackson8009 4 года назад +14

      Oh the grinder, on the flat chest

    • @altonex9856
      @altonex9856 4 года назад +3

      Why are you asking so many gosh darn questions

    • @ida9480
      @ida9480 4 года назад

      sheep lord why don’t you

    • @Emerardo
      @Emerardo 4 года назад +3

      WHATS IT TO YOU BITCH

  • @grilledleeks6514
    @grilledleeks6514 5 лет назад +1332

    Nothing like cheap meat, fake cheese and sweaty italian guy dandruff to make a true to form philly meal

    • @kidthebilly7766
      @kidthebilly7766 5 лет назад +8

      except that food truck is one of the best in philly lol

    • @jaredfromsubway2000
      @jaredfromsubway2000 5 лет назад +153

      @@kidthebilly7766 not exactly an achievement

    • @kidthebilly7766
      @kidthebilly7766 5 лет назад +4

      @@jaredfromsubway2000 one of the best sandwich trucks in north america

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 5 лет назад +56

      @@kidthebilly7766 riiiiight

    • @gj6184
      @gj6184 5 лет назад +74

      Philly really loves shoving their nasty ass sandwiches in other people’s asses huh

  • @markysharky03
    @markysharky03 6 лет назад +708

    Petition to change small to lil girl medium to lil boy and large to big daddy

  • @boosegumps3697
    @boosegumps3697 5 лет назад +777

    I'll have a Double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp

    • @hunterwilliams284
      @hunterwilliams284 5 лет назад

      Y tho

    • @lindabiscuits9330
      @lindabiscuits9330 5 лет назад +24

      That's what I said, sodium chloride

    • @hiroparadise8152
      @hiroparadise8152 5 лет назад +36

      Big mcthankies from mcspankies

    • @movieHD-c2y
      @movieHD-c2y 5 лет назад +10

      Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with the pictures of FOOD on 'em

    • @userb1x1
      @userb1x1 5 лет назад +8

      Lewis Biscotti no dude, it’s SAAAAAALLLT

  • @aaronfiore545
    @aaronfiore545 4 года назад +158

    At a local ice cream shop the Dr Pepper float is called a “dr brown cow” and I makes me so angry

    • @TheLexiconDevils
      @TheLexiconDevils 4 года назад +22

      That’s a shit name

    • @aaronfiore545
      @aaronfiore545 4 года назад +6

      Lexicon Devil I know it doesn’t make any sense

    • @natan9065
      @natan9065 4 года назад

      Well it isn't Dr pepper then, they can't call it that if it isn't really Dr pepper

  • @isverydumb
    @isverydumb 6 лет назад +377

    oh sizes arent the only naming problem with cold stone. have you seen some of the names on the special flavors? "hello could I get a like it size of *cookie don't you want some*?" like jeez I just want to order some cookie dough ice cream you don't need to give me paralyzing social anxiety over how I order my ice cream

    • @pocket-slime
      @pocket-slime 6 лет назад +21

      i just point to the one i want while i’m ordering it and they usually get it, it either forces them to say the name (lol) or they just scoop it up for me, completely understand about the anxiety stuff (starbucks is another nightmare for me, i hate their dumb weird sizing names)

    • @suspiciousspaghetti8579
      @suspiciousspaghetti8579 6 лет назад +17

      "Hi, yeah can I get a 'chocolate thunder ice cream fuckery mountain deluxe' please."

    • @isverydumb
      @isverydumb 6 лет назад +1

      Suspicious Spaghetti "hello can I get the uh -+*'ice cream all over me'*+- on a cone please"

    • @snakesandstones4252
      @snakesandstones4252 6 лет назад +8

      ness I got an ENTIRE lecture my first time at cold stone when I asked for a scoop, and at the end, was stared at expectedly until I told him I wanted a like it. ITS THE SAME THING BASICALLY, JUST GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM AND RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL

    • @linuxatheist5361
      @linuxatheist5361 6 лет назад

      Approachable Lion Should've walked out and went somewhere else

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 6 лет назад +1148

    _can i go to the chicken bucket?_
    *_i don't know, can you?_*

    • @SamaelVR
      @SamaelVR 6 лет назад +17

      MAY I go to the chicken bucket??

    • @Chip-Chapley
      @Chip-Chapley 6 лет назад +2

      *pushes up nerd glasses* The only difference between may and can is that one is more polite than the other. In informal contexts it's perfectly acceptable to use can; in formal situations it would be better to use may. last time I checked this idubbbz not some fancy 5 star restaurant serving gelato.

    • @HALL0WEENIE
      @HALL0WEENIE 6 лет назад

      rielitty oh shit😆

    • @bls1999
      @bls1999 6 лет назад

      Content Cop: Grammar

    • @piceofbeef6522
      @piceofbeef6522 6 лет назад

      I need to die

  • @tomh1228
    @tomh1228 5 лет назад +1512

    This was very cathartic for me. I went to school in Philly and was so annoyed with Geno's. They didn't offend me personally, I didn't even fuck up, it's just the fact that they treat their customers like shit. They make it seem like it's a privilege to give them 15 bucks for a sandwich and a drink. A cheese steak is a garbage food, it's delicious, but it's a pretty good to below average cut of meat (I think they use ribeye), with fake cheese on it. They try to act like they have a secret. Also, they make you order drinks at a different window, pretty sure it's just because they want to have another reason to make you feel stupid when you ask for a drink. It's not even a bit or a theme, they just seem to think they are holier than thou. That's not to mention the "This is America, order in English sign" that the owner was so strongly for that he asked his son as a dying wish to keep it up. The son did for awhile, it's down now. A bunch of over the top patriotic stickers everywhere, signs that demanded you thank veterans and stuff like that. Not that being patriotic or thanking vets is bad, but it gave off an aura of unwelcome-ness. Also a Latino neighborhood only a couple blocks away. It just seemed like the type of nationalism that is more exclusive, which itself is anti-american. The type of guy who really wouldn't serve you "french" fries for a while. Pat's was definitely nicer and they give you more meat, but it's also a chopped steak, which I personally don't love. A lot of people I knew from Philly didn't give credit to either one. They are kind of a novelty because their proximity leads to this natural rivalry that forces people to choose sides. The food isn't bad, but I know many people from the city that would either have their own hole in the wall spot, or generally people just liked Tony Luke's. It's now in several locations, and I guess they get shit for "selling out", but at the end of the day they make as good of a sandwich, with more options (roast beef and pork sandwiches are amazing), at a cheaper price, shorter lines, and you don't have to jump through hoops to place an order. Sorry for the tangent, but iDubbbz shitting on a place that I've had hatred for is like my world's colliding.

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 5 лет назад +300

      The fact that you put THIS much thought into your comment about cheesesteak shops is further evidence that everyone who grew up in philly has severe psychosis

    • @tomh1228
      @tomh1228 5 лет назад +138

      @@grilledleeks6514 Didn't grow up in Philly, just went to school there. But yes, I was surrounded by Philly culture for four years of my life. As a human being, I have perception, so I picked up my own thoughts and feelings about a major point in the city. I didn't really put much thought into it, I just have knowledge of the situation and a strong opinion about it. My comment was more free flowing.

    • @pivotguy196
      @pivotguy196 5 лет назад +100

      Pats and Genos make their money off tourists who think that’s what philly is and want to act like they know the places to go in Philly. If you go to Philly and want a cheesesteak go to Delassandro’s or ask a local where their favorite cheesesteak is and they’ll give you a better place than pats or genos

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 5 лет назад +4

      @@pivotguy196 best local place is the peppermill

    • @oriannaisabella7041
      @oriannaisabella7041 5 лет назад +26

      Amen. I thinking the same thing while watching this. I remember Geno’s being on the news for there “this is America, order in English” sign after 9/11 and shit.

  • @kaden_chr
    @kaden_chr 4 года назад +30

    When I went to Philadelphia my mom was ordering and they screamed at her for not ordering using the names

    • @yassineszn17
      @yassineszn17 3 года назад +1

      Bruhus momentosuim n⁰197251

  • @dylaninpieces2
    @dylaninpieces2 6 лет назад +201

    I like how the auto-generated captions are in Korean.

  • @zhorazavodskoy6622
    @zhorazavodskoy6622 5 лет назад +2462

    *please don't shoot me officer, I'm not black*

  • @DrMantisToboggan69
    @DrMantisToboggan69 6 лет назад +214

    This should be in the educational category, not comedy. I've been enlightened

    • @boop1725
      @boop1725 6 лет назад +1

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan so should all of edoops vids

    • @EnjoyerOfVtubers
      @EnjoyerOfVtubers 6 лет назад

      *edutainment

  • @Kaidiak123
    @Kaidiak123 4 года назад +46

    This doesn't feel like it came from 2 years ago.

  • @helpahoe920
    @helpahoe920 6 лет назад +243

    “Mum what’s wrong with that kid?”
    “He’s... *grammatically* *challenged* “

    • @matthewaresogood
      @matthewaresogood 6 лет назад

      He has problem grippen English.

    • @usernamesunknown2197
      @usernamesunknown2197 6 лет назад

      I’m having an anyriSm

    • @MEWTWOMASTER12
      @MEWTWOMASTER12 6 лет назад

      The kid is most likely a jake pauler. They have their own unique language called dumbass. I dare you to decipher anything that comes out of their mouths.

    • @matthewaresogood
      @matthewaresogood 6 лет назад

      I guess my reference was too obscure. The kickstarter crap about the toilet paper you wear on your hand. I was hoping someone else would get it. Guess not.

  • @vinewoodk1
    @vinewoodk1 6 лет назад +342

    I want three charmanders...

  • @MajinReptile.UltraMajin
    @MajinReptile.UltraMajin 5 лет назад +940

    Large: Blastoise
    Medium: Wartortle
    Small: Squirtle

  • @ydvz3071
    @ydvz3071 4 года назад +223

    Therapist: ‘Epitaph iDubbbz doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you’
    Epitaph iDubbbz: 4:15

    • @bigwillyjim
      @bigwillyjim 4 года назад +4

      i dont like u

    • @lindholmaren
      @lindholmaren 4 года назад +9

      Weather report when trailing Pucci: 0:58

    • @hankhill7287
      @hankhill7287 4 года назад +3

      Kingu Crimson !

    • @Tony_Goat
      @Tony_Goat 4 года назад +3

      Was that a motherfucking Jojo reference

    • @caprius.5792
      @caprius.5792 4 года назад

      @@bigwillyjim
      Damn...
      just went straight to the point.

  • @dedoidshighvisvest8264
    @dedoidshighvisvest8264 6 лет назад +292

    I hate places that don't display prices. So when you've already committed to ordering something, they just hit u with the "£100 for burger"... And an extra £20 for the 'free' napkin'.
    (From England)

    • @baneoftechnology
      @baneoftechnology 5 лет назад +38

      once walked into a "steakhouse" that didn't give you a menu, no prices or shit. Had to google the place to find a Blog that explained that there was only 1 dish on the menu and it was ~$75.
      Last time I went to fuckin gentrified-Texas

    • @Eric_The_Cleric
      @Eric_The_Cleric 5 лет назад +20

      @@baneoftechnology jesus christ where in Texas was this and what is this place called? Gotta avoid it like the plague.

    • @Okartel
      @Okartel 5 лет назад +3

      BaneOfTechnology
      Yeah dawg, what’s the name of the place so I can avoid it cause that’s some shit. Must’ve been a local place I’m guessing but still.

    • @baneoftechnology
      @baneoftechnology 5 лет назад +12

      It was some kind of "Brazilian" steakhouse in San Antonio....I think it was Fugo de Chao? Google Maps had it rated with "$$$" pricing, (you know, the same 'pricing' as Whole Foods) cause we wanted someplace nice.....it was....too nice.
      Just walking to the salad bar would've billed me $50 w/out tip, thank god I figured their shitty tally system up before any of us left our seats

    • @UrlacherBears54
      @UrlacherBears54 5 лет назад

      Like any fucking drink menu ever?

  • @samuraiguitarist
    @samuraiguitarist 6 лет назад +404

    I'm trying out for a play and am going to use this monologue as my audition piece

    • @iolotossell517
      @iolotossell517 6 лет назад +1

      samuraiguitarist good taste!

    • @moki2093
      @moki2093 6 лет назад +4

      Didn't expect to see you here! I'm a subscriber btw

    • @TheSliderAlex
      @TheSliderAlex 6 лет назад +2

      Didn't expect to see you here my man

    • @PaladinRex454
      @PaladinRex454 6 лет назад

      Tell us how it goes

    • @EstuaryEstuary
      @EstuaryEstuary 6 лет назад +1

      samuraiguitarist I didn't know u liked idubbz.

  • @BestEverFoodReviewShow
    @BestEverFoodReviewShow 6 лет назад +895

    I enjoyed this.

    • @tengil4595
      @tengil4595 6 лет назад +5

      Best Ever Food Review Show oooh I didn’t know you watch this Sonny

    • @givmethesucc3914
      @givmethesucc3914 6 лет назад +4

      Best Ever Food Review Show lmao you should eat weird stuff while watching idubz eat weird dirty stuff

    • @zhivix8263
      @zhivix8263 6 лет назад

      giv me the succ no

    • @lilfacts8690
      @lilfacts8690 6 лет назад

      Lick lick slurp slurp don't stop until it hurts.

    • @gabrieldonnenhoffer973
      @gabrieldonnenhoffer973 6 лет назад

      Sonny iDubbbz food Review

  • @TwoTwoTwane
    @TwoTwoTwane 4 года назад +37

    I was at the airport once after a flight and my brain was just off and i wanted ice cream, there was a coldstone there, so i tried to order a medium cookies and cream, then the guy there said what size? And then i said medium again, he asked what size again, then i realized oh shit this is coldstone i have to say their love it because they need to make ordering ice cream confusing

  • @fressh
    @fressh 6 лет назад +587

    Wow Ian, this is a really cool video! Very educational!

  • @TravisPlushProductions
    @TravisPlushProductions 6 лет назад +843

    I mean
    You could just call it small medium large and just have them deal with it.

    • @joshuasmith4315
      @joshuasmith4315 6 лет назад +161

      Exactly what I do, except they don't "deal with it". They just know what I'm talking about and dont give a fuck because they didn't choose to name their shit

    • @an_Anon
      @an_Anon 6 лет назад +178

      I'd like a large drink
      "Do you mean Jammin?"
      No I'd like a large drink

    • @karenkfoury4047
      @karenkfoury4047 6 лет назад +33

      oh u are so strong can you please sign my ass

    • @bobamu
      @bobamu 6 лет назад +34

      Isn't that Deal (WIT) ?

    • @smittywarbenyagermangensen4860
      @smittywarbenyagermangensen4860 6 лет назад +26

      Travis Plush Productions that’s what i do. they usually don’t even repeat my order using the corperate branding vernacular. every employee with an ounce of grit just uses the normal words

  • @kateduggan2827
    @kateduggan2827 6 лет назад +181

    Idubbz contentshop sizing menu:
    Small = Spreading the message of equality
    Medium = Deputy No-Chin
    Large = Did it feel good though?

    • @ajp1799
      @ajp1799 6 лет назад

      Kate Dee didn't the ricegum meme die already

    • @giovanni3362
      @giovanni3362 6 лет назад

      Basic Wave yes. Yes it did.

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 6 лет назад

      Basic Wave
      so did nochin
      these are just references you fuckin cabbage

    • @ajp1799
      @ajp1799 6 лет назад

      レックスRex how am I a fucking cabbage people are out here being agressive and im just leaving my opinion smd nigga 😑

    • @giovanni3362
      @giovanni3362 6 лет назад

      レックスRex I have you know this is a Christian minecraft server and I will not tolerate people calling each other "cabbage"

  • @smitias_8474
    @smitias_8474 4 года назад +81

    That's why I order by price. Like "I'll take 2$ fries"

    • @NonisLuck
      @NonisLuck 4 года назад +19

      "Do you mean a duck and impaled snake fries?"

    • @sadowheart7620
      @sadowheart7620 3 года назад +1

      Can I get the 6.73 burger

    • @josephroldan9015
      @josephroldan9015 3 года назад

      I'll keep saying small medium or large. saying the price would actually confuse tf outta me if I were taking an order so saying the regular people sized is easy. if you say small they know what small means.

    • @smitias_8474
      @smitias_8474 3 года назад

      @@josephroldan9015 Yeah, but what if they have, say, four sizes? What is medium then?

    • @josephroldan9015
      @josephroldan9015 3 года назад

      @@smitias_8474 I've never ran into a place that has special names for sizes AND has 4 different sizes but usually they have XS, S, M, L or they have S, M, L, XL so if they just go by regular people sizes I look for which one they use and speak accordingly. If I were to run into a place with 4 sizes and special names I'd go by XS, S, M, L and if they correct me I'll agree and if they ask again I'll just point to the size I want. Most of those special name restaurants have empty cups showing how big they are on display anyway so I can just point to it and avoid saying their dumbass names

  • @WasabiKitCat
    @WasabiKitCat 6 лет назад +92

    I have quite a bit of social anxiety, so it drives me insane that whenever I go to IHOP, in order to get the specific type of pancakes I want, I have to say “Can I have a ‘Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity’ with strawberries?’”
    The last time I went there I just said “can I have this kind?” and pointed at the menu because I just couldn’t bring myself to say it.

    • @shawnjiang2776
      @shawnjiang2776 6 лет назад +5

      WasabiKitKat I have such a high degree of social anxiety that I have no friends haha

    • @theinstitute1324
      @theinstitute1324 6 лет назад +16

      Top Dog Under Dog the cherry on top here is the 'haha' which portrays the suicidal nature of the comment.

    • @handfulofragtags9530
      @handfulofragtags9530 6 лет назад +9

      I can't order a meat lovers pizza , cause I'm too scared to say meat lovers.

    • @kajamiletic3223
      @kajamiletic3223 6 лет назад +1

      I always just point at the menu, especially if the half the menu's in Spanish or Italian and I pronounce it correctly but the worker has no idea how it's actually pronounced and looks at me like I'm insane.

    • @beatrice0610
      @beatrice0610 6 лет назад

      UwU SOCIAL ANXIETY STEVEN UNIVERSE UwU

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 6 лет назад +436

    Thanks Ian, this was an excellent Edutainment video, you're my favorite Edutainer.

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 6 лет назад +1

      I hope this is a joke

    • @BrodynSexton
      @BrodynSexton 6 лет назад +1

      do you watch scar and toph

    • @Godzilla-se8in
      @Godzilla-se8in 6 лет назад +4

      *Noel* How would this not be a joke?

    • @Kanye4King
      @Kanye4King 6 лет назад

      Noel education + entertainment

  • @eduardohinojosa8281
    @eduardohinojosa8281 6 лет назад +139

    *"Please dont shoot me officer I ain't black!"* 😂😂😂

    • @heyguysjohnfarder
      @heyguysjohnfarder 6 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂WHO DID THIS😂😂😂

    • @lukelindvall1862
      @lukelindvall1862 6 лет назад

      Idk😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @krahesticks2975
    @krahesticks2975 4 года назад +44

    Can we talk about why he has used tissues, maple syrup, a full stick of butter, and a steak knife on his desk?

  • @divided.4147
    @divided.4147 5 лет назад +807

    I worked at coldstone and when someone said small medium and large I just gave it to them

    • @yungdc1428
      @yungdc1428 5 лет назад +170

      Divided. Doing God’s work

    • @insanezombieman753
      @insanezombieman753 5 лет назад +45

      youre the real hero

    • @Pastrami206
      @Pastrami206 5 лет назад +54

      Carefully, hes a hero

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 5 лет назад +17

      Thank you good man

    • @bobrvrvrvrv
      @bobrvrvrvrv 5 лет назад +36

      Manager:
      “Hey is it cool if we have a quick chat it my office?”

  • @thegodofbob
    @thegodofbob 6 лет назад +129

    Now this is the iDubbbz I subcribed too! And I appreciate the fan service going back to one of the series you never continued. Keep it up Ian!

  • @wildfall1966
    @wildfall1966 6 лет назад +711

    this channel is becoming very Gotta Have It ™️

    • @MrRushFilms
      @MrRushFilms 6 лет назад +21

      You mean very LARGE PENIS?

    • @pinkguy8205
      @pinkguy8205 6 лет назад +2

      cya in 6 months

    • @Proxy77777
      @Proxy77777 6 лет назад

      Go copy some other persons comment :[

  • @SquirmyWormy__
    @SquirmyWormy__ 3 года назад +20

    I went to a KFC bathroom and there was a piece of chicken in the toilet bowl so maybe that's why they call it the chicken bucket

  • @rotten_milky
    @rotten_milky 6 лет назад +65

    I don't really care if the company language is stupid, as long as the employees understand what small, medium, large, and extra large correspond to.

  • @Kiarnii
    @Kiarnii 6 лет назад +952

    excuse me sir i'd like the meat cylinder please

    • @Neverhoodian
      @Neverhoodian 6 лет назад +45

      The GOTTA HAVE IT meat cylinder.

    • @carolina-oo4lt
      @carolina-oo4lt 6 лет назад +3

      lol i read this as soon as soon as he said it

    • @joseraziel8070
      @joseraziel8070 6 лет назад +1

      me too!! D:

    • @thebrapman
      @thebrapman 6 лет назад +19

      WIT OR NOT WIT? WHAT KINDA CYLINDER? WADDYA SOME KINDA FUCKIN' MORON? GET OUTA HERE

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 6 лет назад

      Gay

  • @diy_cat9817
    @diy_cat9817 6 лет назад +529

    Places that give you shit for not ordering "correctly" infuriate me. I didn't come here to play with you, I came here to eat.
    I've talked back to them before for being snotty with me. I typically just avoid places like the sandwich shop you mentioned. I can't STAND rude people.

    • @popcornfilms1
      @popcornfilms1 6 лет назад +58

      That sandwich shop really did piss me off, and I'm not even there ffs

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 6 лет назад +51

      exactly. and it isn't only a problem for the customers. workers who are actually aware of the stupidity of this also find the job a lot harder to adapt to. for example, once i worked at a restaurant, i didn't even know what the words representing small, medium and large meant, or what they even were because they were so hard to remember. similar for their dish names; they are calling certain dishes something they aren't, and also adding a lot more useless information to them just to make the name more confusing. as someone who serves these dishes, i was required to memorise the names to say them before handing them to the customers. like bitch, i got fired for not being able to memorise over 55 complicated recipe names within the 3 months that i worked there. and it wasn't even a full-time job so i only spent around 3 weeks total working there.
      i simply do not understand why people feel the need to make everything a lot more complicated. simplicity is what makes these places beautiful, not creativity. does it not come to mind of business owners that perhaps simple is good and effective at retaining regular customers?

    • @giorgiustiashvili4238
      @giorgiustiashvili4238 6 лет назад +23

      @@lordkars3971 i like how no one liked this it gives me hope in humanity

    • @luigi7711
      @luigi7711 6 лет назад +2

      Yea I'd tell em to fuck off and just bring me a sandwixh before i throw a diseased infested rat in their kitchen.

    • @sanstheskeleton508
      @sanstheskeleton508 6 лет назад +2

      I can't stand at all I'm paraplegic

  • @samsmith757
    @samsmith757 4 года назад +12

    I’m glad you said the social anxiety thing because that is the main reason I won’t order for myself at Starbucks 😭😂

  • @ChicoPls
    @ChicoPls 6 лет назад +182

    the worst part is that in portuguese, "grande" means large, so when we ask for a large coffe in starbucks, the employee always asks "the biggest or the medium?"

    • @aoshi346
      @aoshi346 6 лет назад +2

      Chico MMs so you are spanish?

    • @ChicoPls
      @ChicoPls 6 лет назад +11

      i just fucked up saying it was "my language" instead of "portuguese"

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 6 лет назад +2

      Chico MMs I think the worst part is that people are too stupid/lazy to make their own coffee...

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 6 лет назад

      Venti is 20 in Italian and Trenta is 30 in Italian and Spanish.

    • @DerpScout
      @DerpScout 6 лет назад +4

      he has a point. buy a fucking tub of vanilla bean ice cream, a large can of coffee, a coffee mixer, water, and some electricity. Plug that shit in set it to make coffee 30 mins before your alarm goes off, wake up n pour a cup of coffee and plop a small scoop of ice cream into it. how fuckin hard can that be?

  • @lostwaif9483
    @lostwaif9483 6 лет назад +184

    I actually enjoy this new series it’s nothing crazy just simplistic and funny as hell.

  • @Rowankeenanx3
    @Rowankeenanx3 5 лет назад +128

    If you need a diagram to explain your sizes, just scrap your sizing module, clearly doesn't work.

  • @pyrrehraus6571
    @pyrrehraus6571 4 года назад +170

    hotdog lengths:
    -asian
    -ey, that's pretty good
    -joshua tree

  • @Stowneyo
    @Stowneyo 6 лет назад +289

    flacid, chub, or erect?

    • @stiprus_garsas
      @stiprus_garsas 6 лет назад +8

      spruce bingsteen why not all three and get flubect?

    • @Stowneyo
      @Stowneyo 6 лет назад +10

      yeah, we call that The Inflammation, and recommend a doctor to be present if you order it and don't happen to normally have a horse sized dick

    • @beetard5384
      @beetard5384 6 лет назад

      Chub and erect please yum yum

    • @BraydonMcCallum
      @BraydonMcCallum 6 лет назад

      spruce bingsteen half-chub

    • @kevinf.4478
      @kevinf.4478 6 лет назад +1

      Can I have a dysfunction

  • @0life5
    @0life5 6 лет назад +101

    "don't shoot me. I'm not black!"
    --Idubbz 2018

    • @0life5
      @0life5 6 лет назад

      y tho damn it! You figured out my secret!

  • @MYG
    @MYG 6 лет назад +2020

    "I'm a really deepthroated guy"
    -idubbbz 2018

  • @BizVlogs
    @BizVlogs 4 года назад +18

    Goddamn, with a little re-working this could be a fucking killer standup set.