I had all the Goosebumps books and about once a month I would spread them out on the floor and give them awards I made out of construction paper which I would then tape on the respective covers. Ya know like best story, funniest story, best cover art. Just like any well adjusted kid does.
@@Dumpknoedel I made it sound worse for the sake of humor, but shit does happen and I've watched competent dudes who've been doing it for 20+ years get lit up and just brush it off like it was nothing cause whatever "it's just 120" and "you get used to it".
I love the main characters' complete disinterest in the potentially limitless possibilities that this magical typewriter can possess. Like it's not even a monkey's paw sort of thing where the thing you type gets twisted somehow. Nah, it's just a real life cheat code, and for some reason Zaki uses it to write about a sticky dick monster. Has R.L. even met a 12-year-old? Any kid would type about becoming rich or something, but at least he went with something unexpected I guess.
Ew okay normally I wouldn’t think about lines like this but in the context of the Penisaurus “I made you...I created you” “Pounded as fast as I could..” I’m sensing a THEME here, R.L.
Idk, I’d love for there to be just one goosebumps book that’s just really subversive and has a _Get Out_ kind of view of what horror can be. I’d honestly be hyped if this is a puberty metaphor or something
So, let me get this straight: In the Goosebumps movie, R.L. Stine uses a magic typewriter that brings his stories to life. So he then writes this book, involving a magic typewriter that brings stories to life. So, the blob is a monster brought to life from a story, and is then brought to life from THAT story. And, if you watched Goosebumps with the magic movie ticket from Last Action Hero, you could bring the blob into reality, meaning its a monster brought to life from a story, brought to life from a story, brought to life from a story. And THEN... *time passes* … I'm sorry, I blacked out for a few minutes. What were we talking about?
It's kinda amazing how every Goosebumps story always has an American northern main character with prominent Southern and a British characters. Such an odd coincidence. :P
Every episode you should use a different thing for R. L. to stand for. Eg “…by Roberta Liam Stine” “… by Robot Lover Stine” or “… by Registered Locksmith Stine”
Pretty soon the beginning of the video starts to cut off the title card, but it loops back around so the cut off part plays after the intro, and eventually the whole thing loops around and we’re right back where we started
Instead of writing the next sentence of the story, why not test the theory by typing, like... "And then the storm stopped. And then exactly 20 seconds later it started again. And then exactly 15 seconds after that it stopped."
@@FluffyFluffles Oh ho ho you rascal! No, reading Goosebumps books while getting drunk! While being alone! But Bailey is there and I can pretend she's my friend!
"I'm pretty sure that if you do get electrocuted, your body doesn't just go up in one blue flame." Well, it's possible for electricity to do that, but it would require vastly higher voltage than anything a person might reasonably come into contact with, and there would be no question that they'd be dead afterwards. Surrounding your entire body with plasma is generally ill-advised.
everything looks like it’s throbbing when youre a 12 y/o boy... it’s like those old cartoons where everything dances, but now it’s all veiny and intimidating
I wish I had known this was coming out! I'd have waited to drink so I could drink along. Now, I'm sloshed, and I'll probably fall asleep listening to this. Oh well. There's always tomorrow!
Ah Goosebumps, some really horrible stuff in the original books. For kids book they were pretty gory at times. The one I remember best was the one with the theme park. It has a green cover with a weird mask on it.
I love that even though he had that huge scare the night before about the typewriter, he just decides it was all a coincidence and then continues to write his scary story on it anyways. Like, if my computer started making me puke every time I used it, even if every time corresponded with a piece of rotten fruit I ate I would still stop using my computer. And he had an alternative to the typewriter anyways, idk what this kids problem is
2:40 🙃 Squiching, bouncing beach balls. Pink. Wet. Throbbing. Curled up snakes covered in thick, purple veins. Mouths open wide...uh, I'm pretty sure i have like 4 folders of RL Stein live action plays if youre interested. I didn't realize, or I would have said something sooner. In hindsight, tho it uses other names ('Jovial Bob'; 'Eric Affabee'; 'Dick Senormous'): it is definitely Stein's writing style, once you know what to look for.
Do you have The Horror at Camp Jellyjam? It was the scariest book for me because I had a severe mollusk phobia. Also the "you can't trust any adults ever" thing...
In his book It Came From New Jersey: My Life As An Artist, Tim Jacobus said that this book's cover was the easiest one he'd done;. Bob must've been on a time crunch, as this one seems padded with extra words.
*insert horrible attempts to make protagonist seem "ordinary" + horrible, very abnormal phrases that nobody ever says and complete inability to interact with another person*
So when he writes that Adam is at the door, Adam doesn’t do the natural thing and knock, he just waits. Buuuuut after the blob eats Adam, the last sentence written, it doesn’t pause, it keeps eating, why?!
33:20 Alan Wake did a great thing with it's "story comes to life" premise. If you left details vague enough or didn't explicitly outline the conditions for an event taking place or it's effects, any gaps in the story at all, the Dark Presence would fill it in itself. So having the schmuck you magiced over to the house screw you with the typewriter is exactly the thing that's happen there, cause Zackie(zachie, zakky???) didn't specify Adam's purpose or what he was doing at the house.
I had to pause this video for like six solid minutes just to recover from “I love to eat Pop Tarts R A W”
It's foreshadowing because blob monsters don't know how to write humans
I dunno about you but I really want to see the six minutes of pop-tarts chat that got cut.
If I was a patron would I be able to hear all 6 minutes of your drunken Pop Tart rant?
@@greenyawgmoth Exactly. I need that Pop Tart diatribe, fr
I had all the Goosebumps books and about once a month I would spread them out on the floor and give them awards I made out of construction paper which I would then tape on the respective covers. Ya know like best story, funniest story, best cover art. Just like any well adjusted kid does.
That deadpan "Most monsters are white, Annie." killed me ong
Best thing about this whole video 😂
And I love that police sirens chose to go off in exactly that moment in the background...poetry
the inherent eroticism of the pink blob: sexuality in r.l stine’s goosebumps; in this essay i will-
In my head canon scream guy and Jenny's Jake the giant Porg hang out when they are not busy filming
"the blob that ate everyone"
Just @ me next time R.L., you coward
Hi. HVAC tech here. I've been electrocuted plenty of times at work, and I can tell you, every single time my body went up in one blue flame.
Are you... a bad HVAC tech? Or is frequent electrocution just... like... just how life is as a HVAC tech
@@Dumpknoedel Why not both?
@@Dumpknoedel I made it sound worse for the sake of humor, but shit does happen and I've watched competent dudes who've been doing it for 20+ years get lit up and just brush it off like it was nothing cause whatever "it's just 120" and "you get used to it".
Do you all have reality bending powers now as a result?
R.L.: *doesn’t stop*
I love the main characters' complete disinterest in the potentially limitless possibilities that this magical typewriter can possess. Like it's not even a monkey's paw sort of thing where the thing you type gets twisted somehow. Nah, it's just a real life cheat code, and for some reason Zaki uses it to write about a sticky dick monster. Has R.L. even met a 12-year-old? Any kid would type about becoming rich or something, but at least he went with something unexpected I guess.
The two random Australian women walking round the corner and giving out ominous warnings are my favourite characters in all of literary history
"The blob monster lay in the basement waiting for fresh meat"
"Oh wait no it didn't"
*roll credits*
Its the worst when I tell my friend. "Bro I'm 22 I know monsters aren't real" and a monster chases us. Every time.
Hmm...don't think I LOVE the twelve year-old boy writing about an extremely...phallic monster
Ew okay normally I wouldn’t think about lines like this but in the context of the Penisaurus
“I made you...I created you”
“Pounded as fast as I could..”
I’m sensing a THEME here, R.L.
WHITE SLIME OH MY GOD THIS IS A BOOK FOR CHILDREN
Idk, I’d love for there to be just one goosebumps book that’s just really subversive and has a _Get Out_ kind of view of what horror can be. I’d honestly be hyped if this is a puberty metaphor or something
Agent Stache Tbh I’d love to think that too, but I don’t have that level of faith in R.L. Stine
he's obviously gay would this be deemed queerbait
Those cheesy twist endings in Goosebumps books always scared the buhjeezus out of me when I was a dopey little kid.
The real twist ending? You still are a dopey little kid! Aaaahhhhh!!! Nah, just kidding. No hard feelings I hope =)
Cassuttus Tshirt Nah. It’s probably true.
Okay also can we appreciate that the entire ending is R.L. Stine basically just patting himself on the back for how good his book was?
Between this series and Jenny's, I think I can safely cancel my Audible account.
New goosedrunks video posted AND it starts thundering? Mother Nature watches these videos confirmed
R.L Stein is talking about mouthfeel big time & big mood
Finally SOMEBODY is talking about the mouthfeel.
Thank you so much for being friends with Jenny, otherwise I never would have found this channel. It is perfect.
So, let me get this straight: In the Goosebumps movie, R.L. Stine uses a magic typewriter that brings his stories to life. So he then writes this book, involving a magic typewriter that brings stories to life. So, the blob is a monster brought to life from a story, and is then brought to life from THAT story. And, if you watched Goosebumps with the magic movie ticket from Last Action Hero, you could bring the blob into reality, meaning its a monster brought to life from a story, brought to life from a story, brought to life from a story.
And THEN...
*time passes*
… I'm sorry, I blacked out for a few minutes. What were we talking about?
How has nobody commented on this? After I came to, I thought it was only appropriate lmao
"Now I'm just afraid of boring adult shit, like dying alone. LAME" I'm laughing so hard at this
"you're the one who disappeared your parents out of existence you twilight zone freak" - the incomparable genius Bailey Meyers
It's kinda amazing how every Goosebumps story always has an American northern main character with prominent Southern and a British characters. Such an odd coincidence. :P
"now i'm just afraid of adult shit like dying alone" TOO REAL BAILEY
Why do you want the typewriter?
For the aesthetic, Alex, God!
I would too.
Every episode you should use a different thing for R. L. to stand for. Eg “…by Roberta Liam Stine” “… by Robot Lover Stine” or “… by Registered Locksmith Stine”
Right Leg Stine
Agent Stache Like the Goosebumps bot twitter
Real blob monster friends are supportive of creative decisions and don’t tell you to change the end.
I remember reading this book as a kid, and making my mom buy a typewriter at a garage sale shortly after
i love how you said "like it was a Big Joke" with the exact same cadence as when you read the same line in Night of the Living Dummy
Any chance at all of GooseDrunks live???... so we can all drink along?? (asking for a friend...probably)
So what pair of twins wronged RL in his childhood
I think with every video the title card is going to cut Bailey off sooner and sooner lmao
Welcome to--
Welcome--
W--
Pretty soon the beginning of the video starts to cut off the title card, but it loops back around so the cut off part plays after the intro, and eventually the whole thing loops around and we’re right back where we started
I see that your cat is wearing the cone of shame and this is going to be interesting since I've never read this one.
I'm also wearing the cone of shame =(
Aww kitty is wearing the Cone of Shame
So am I. It's really, really annoying.
it could be a cone of ignorance
Come for the drinking, stay for the cat.
Instead of writing the next sentence of the story, why not test the theory by typing, like...
"And then the storm stopped. And then exactly 20 seconds later it started again. And then exactly 15 seconds after that it stopped."
So happy this show is back. My favorite childhood hobby mixed with my favorite adulthood hobby!
I know, it's great!
So watching TV mixed with being alone?
@@FluffyFluffles Oh ho ho you rascal! No, reading Goosebumps books while getting drunk! While being alone! But Bailey is there and I can pretend she's my friend!
My favorite drinking based talk show is back!!!!
Finally, a series that caters to both my love of 90's kid literature AND my love of alcohol! Bailey, you are the best.
Mr.Conklin died on the way back to his home planet
My God, have I been waiting for this! Bailey Meyers for president, WHOOO!!! A chicken in every pot and two raw Pop Tarts in every garage.
How nice that Zackie's best friends are Blanche Du Bois and Julie Andrews.
"R.L. can't empathize with people who have different goals the he does" hahaha that's accurate
« Now I’m just afraid of lame adult things like dying alone »
Big mood
32:26 You're laughing. I stopped the rain with my magic typewriter and you're laughing.
"I'm pretty sure that if you do get electrocuted, your body doesn't just go up in one blue flame."
Well, it's possible for electricity to do that, but it would require vastly higher voltage than anything a person might reasonably come into contact with, and there would be no question that they'd be dead afterwards. Surrounding your entire body with plasma is generally ill-advised.
Tesla coils and stuff let you get covered in arcs of electricity,
but those are Man's Lightning, not Spooky Lightning.
everything looks like it’s throbbing when youre a 12 y/o boy... it’s like those old cartoons where everything dances, but now it’s all veiny and intimidating
Who else is rewatching this is 2021 when "drink when it's scary and drink when it's dumb" has become everyone's life motto?
“they don’t need a sense of humor, they’re already a joke” is such a sick burn
I wish I had known this was coming out! I'd have waited to drink so I could drink along. Now, I'm sloshed, and I'll probably fall asleep listening to this. Oh well. There's always tomorrow!
Ah Goosebumps, some really horrible stuff in the original books.
For kids book they were pretty gory at times.
The one I remember best was the one with the theme park.
It has a green cover with a weird mask on it.
No, The magic isn't IN you
The magic IS You.
Seriously, this is great stupid fun, and I'm glad I stumbled on to you.
This uploaded right when I finished my last drink of the evening, so for the first time I am drunk while watching!10/10 for your excellent timing
I definitely believe R.L. Stine wrote those descriptions on purpose, but it was made infinitely more entertaining with your emphasis, Bailey.
i’m here for the cat. wasn’t disappointed.
This is so fun. I stumbled onto your channel, and can say definitively it is A GEM
Adam is a terrible best friend
Slaps a high five is such an iconically strange phrase
"You mean it ate Patrick too?"
"It ate everybody!"
"What about Erica?"
"IT ATE EVERYBODY!! Stupid..."
I love that even though he had that huge scare the night before about the typewriter, he just decides it was all a coincidence and then continues to write his scary story on it anyways. Like, if my computer started making me puke every time I used it, even if every time corresponded with a piece of rotten fruit I ate I would still stop using my computer. And he had an alternative to the typewriter anyways, idk what this kids problem is
Wow I really needed this tonight. Thanks Bailey
I loved these books when I was like six or seven and this is by far the best way to consume them.
"He has to be doing this on purpose, right?"!
Yes. Yes he is.
2:40 🙃 Squiching, bouncing beach balls. Pink. Wet. Throbbing. Curled up snakes covered in thick, purple veins. Mouths open wide...uh, I'm pretty sure i have like 4 folders of RL Stein live action plays if youre interested. I didn't realize, or I would have said something sooner. In hindsight, tho it uses other names ('Jovial Bob'; 'Eric Affabee'; 'Dick Senormous'): it is definitely Stein's writing style, once you know what to look for.
"Now I'm just afraid of boring adult shit like dying alone"... Goddamn it, same!
I personally enjoy not splitting both episodes into parts
You should read “Calling All the Creeps” or “Shocker On Shock Street” those two are my personal favorites and are very very dumb at times.
OH GOD I REMEMBER THIS ONE FROM MY CHILDHOOD
THIS IS GONNA BE A DOOZY
I so badly want you to be a guest on the Teen Creeps podcast next time they read a Goosebumps book. You would fit right in.
".... and not only was his dad standing with Adam at the door but he also had a large suitcase containing 32 million dollars."
You want me to believe that a teen boy has a power that will make anything real and he writes horror? Nice cabin reference as well.
This is better than an audiobook.
Do you have The Horror at Camp Jellyjam? It was the scariest book for me because I had a severe mollusk phobia. Also the "you can't trust any adults ever" thing...
In his book It Came From New Jersey: My Life As An Artist, Tim Jacobus said that this book's cover was the easiest one he'd done;. Bob must've been on a time crunch, as this one seems padded with extra words.
*insert horrible attempts to make protagonist seem "ordinary" + horrible, very abnormal phrases that nobody ever says and complete inability to interact with another person*
this is the best channel
Zackie is a real raw Poptart of a human being.
That Ace of Base edit killed me!
Dat wine gurl... please keep uploading
Essay: finished
Beer: opened
Hotel: Trivago
Let’s do this
Underrated comment right here.
This was a book I never got the chance to read and I'm glad my childhood was spared this book's absolute stupidity. XD
Your Adam does a good Jameela Jamil.
So when he writes that Adam is at the door, Adam doesn’t do the natural thing and knock, he just waits. Buuuuut after the blob eats Adam, the last sentence written, it doesn’t pause, it keeps eating, why?!
I love this freaking show.
i guess you could say, the real magic was the friends we made along the way
33:20 Alan Wake did a great thing with it's "story comes to life" premise. If you left details vague enough or didn't explicitly outline the conditions for an event taking place or it's effects, any gaps in the story at all, the Dark Presence would fill it in itself. So having the schmuck you magiced over to the house screw you with the typewriter is exactly the thing that's happen there, cause Zackie(zachie, zakky???) didn't specify Adam's purpose or what he was doing at the house.
Gotta say, I love your Goosedrunks. I hope you do more, because your a great drinking buddy. #alcoholicwhowilldrinktoanything
YES MORE GOOSEDRUNKS
i don't like that the typewriter wasn't enchanted and in the movie it WAS enchanted.... that's not cool! It's not cool to lie!
how am i just now finding this channel, this is my steez
43:00 OH, IT RUNS ON BEATLEJUISE RULZ. amateurs. that is always the first thing you check. then dorothy rulz. then monopoly.
I just want an actual audiobook of this book god dangit
"most monsters are white" I'm gonna quote Bailey on that
"curious and amazed" turned into "curious animes"
If this story is a metaphor for something it is not metaphorical enough.
I watch this when I'm high for extra comedic effect.
Your southern accent reminds me of Sarah Paulson's Dot from AHS:Freak Show
We need a new video quick, fast, and in a hurry! Please!
Oh no, the kitty has the cone of shame xD
Fantastic fun