[YTP] The First Presidential Debacle of 2020

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  • Опубликовано: 7 окт 2020
  • Poor Chris Wallace.
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    The First Presidential Debate of 2020 (of course)
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Комментарии • 223

  • @ReyGGTV
    @ReyGGTV 3 года назад +334

    The only good thing about these presidential debates are the YTPs that come after

    • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
      @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 3 года назад +9

      These YTPs bring people together. I hope y’all have a great day and good luck finding other god tier YTPs.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 3 года назад +4

      it's also fun seeing donald get roasted

    • @srujanakondeti2596
      @srujanakondeti2596 3 года назад +4

      @@SmashLiXs true dat

  • @reeceulf
    @reeceulf 3 года назад +166

    Sorry to all the Toucans watching. :(

  • @EmeraldBlack-up6xi
    @EmeraldBlack-up6xi 3 года назад +34

    "I don't know what you're talking about, and frankly I don't care."
    "More rice wine please."

  • @RabbidTheNabbit
    @RabbidTheNabbit 3 года назад +106

    "in order to make sure people with no relationship get laid by 2035" please make it sooner joe my vote depends on this

    • @creeperxox5384
      @creeperxox5384 3 года назад

      Isnt that why Tinder and Grindr was creator. There lots of sex deprived people there.

    • @jasonashley9853
      @jasonashley9853 3 года назад +2

      @@creeperxox5384 except it doesn't work the way you think it does.

  • @pairasox
    @pairasox 3 года назад +101

    This was somehow more coherent than the actual debates.

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r 3 года назад +50

    I like the cameo by "that stupid politician"

  • @patjones3151
    @patjones3151 3 года назад +44

    No jam sessions in the hall

  • @dirkdarwin2571
    @dirkdarwin2571 3 года назад +26

    I like the way that debates make all the classic YTPers come back out.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 3 года назад +126

    "We should be providing all the coal-fired smartphones, in order to be able to BE ABLE TO get people with no relationship making sure they get laid by 2035."
    As a virgin I'm sold.

    • @selfloathinggameing
      @selfloathinggameing 3 года назад +1

      Virginity is a social construct brother, dont buy in to it

    • @gustavschnitzel
      @gustavschnitzel 3 года назад +1

      @@selfloathinggameing It may be unreal for the most part but when you will have your first time you will realize that virginity is very real.

    • @selfloathinggameing
      @selfloathinggameing 3 года назад +2

      @@gustavschnitzel incel

  • @SirTophamHakurei
    @SirTophamHakurei 3 года назад +141

    He has no plan
    He has no grace
    This man has an orange face
    Also the Nintendo bit was awesome

  • @kilomilo917
    @kilomilo917 3 года назад +60

    "This is for mature audiences."
    2 seconds later
    Good evening from the salty spatoon

  • @JamieSwitzer
    @JamieSwitzer 3 года назад +33

    so, in summary, rice wine.

  • @ericroe5484
    @ericroe5484 3 года назад +164

    I thought this was a YTP? You just recorded the debate and posted it unedited. I want my money back.

  • @jeffcarroll1990shock
    @jeffcarroll1990shock 3 года назад +58

    I am methane

  • @chugiron4698
    @chugiron4698 3 года назад +22

    Out of all the RUclips poops I've seen of the debate, the funniest moments to me are always when trump and Biden just team up to insult Chris. The idea of them just being assholes to the debate moderator for no reason is so funny to me.

    • @number3Ihatetoontown
      @number3Ihatetoontown 2 года назад

      I like the one when Chris says, "Secretary Clinton, fuck you."

  • @9thDallasMowerExpo
    @9thDallasMowerExpo 3 года назад +35

    I love the idea of Joe Biden, of all people, having a DJ on standby just off stage in case he needs to start rapping.

  • @7jkryu971
    @7jkryu971 3 года назад +13

    lol when the guy asked for wine but instead get Sake.

    • @ex101jc
      @ex101jc 3 года назад +7

      Saké is essentially Rice Wine.

    • @7jkryu971
      @7jkryu971 3 года назад +4

      @@ex101jc yeah I already knew that, I just made a bad joke lol.

    • @ex101jc
      @ex101jc 3 года назад +1

      @@7jkryu971 Ohh sorry 😅

  • @derpderpreal
    @derpderpreal Год назад +1

    Good because it focuses on manipulating what they're saying and not just adding random garbage visual effects everywhere. Probably the best one actually

  • @seabassz_197
    @seabassz_197 3 года назад +11

    Only good thing coming out of this years election is all the new ytp sources.

  • @SpongicX
    @SpongicX 3 года назад +16

    “This program is pure bs”

  • @nugget3231
    @nugget3231 2 года назад +3

    “I am methane”

  • @cooperbrooks2849
    @cooperbrooks2849 3 года назад +4

    I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT THESE YTP PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
    @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 3 года назад +2

    You are doing the lords work.

  • @rosecoloredhusky5118
    @rosecoloredhusky5118 3 года назад +3

    The sentence mixing is golden. You deserve a like
    Also I want a full version of Joe Biden singing lol

  • @padriazozzriaorizifian8672
    @padriazozzriaorizifian8672 3 года назад +9

    Joseph Joestar never stopped being a JoJo, but I guess he stopped being a main JoJo.
    Still, if that's so, why didn't you use Old Joseph Joestar?
    Either way though, I have this video saved in my secret saved videos playlist, it's too good so I critiqued the least good part of it, but either way a JoJo reference is a good thing.
    It was also pretty smooth sentence mixing, and as a "former" JoJo would say, VERRY NICEU!

  • @d33rub16
    @d33rub16 3 года назад +4

    "With 2 seconds answers from each candidate then I will have 18 shots of rice wine for the rest of each segment"

  • @rainpooper7088
    @rainpooper7088 3 года назад +15

    2:04 That’s a nice beverage you got there on the right, sir. I guess that is the only way to survive these two.
    Edit: 3:21 Yep, we really do need more drugs and alcohol.

  • @0_Cardboard_0
    @0_Cardboard_0 3 года назад +15

    A debate YTP should always end with them all screaming at each other

  • @piranhaplantfan1311
    @piranhaplantfan1311 3 года назад +4

    3:30
    Finally these debates talk about something important!

  • @BobberTheWiseYTP
    @BobberTheWiseYTP 3 года назад +1

    All this stellar sentence mixing reminds me of The Marklar01’s ytps which are absolute classics

    • @number3Ihatetoontown
      @number3Ihatetoontown 2 года назад

      I thought those videos started with a song made out of other sound effects. And J Jonah Jameson singing something from Mario and calling it a headline.

  • @TheEmDog10
    @TheEmDog10 Год назад +2

    My favorite ytp of all time

  • @Puggy42069
    @Puggy42069 3 года назад +4

    Can you please make a behind the scenes YTP or tutorial on how you do these? This is platinum tier RUclips Pooping!

  • @JamesB-rn5px
    @JamesB-rn5px 3 года назад +5

    The rice wine!

  • @JVMstudio97
    @JVMstudio97 3 года назад +23

    More 🍚🍷 please lol

  • @SassySprigatito
    @SassySprigatito 3 года назад +4

    Toucans: * T R I G G E R E D *

  • @Puggy42069
    @Puggy42069 3 года назад +8

    OMG! This was EPIC! How did you get Chris Wallace to say “Salty Spitoon?”

  • @airbearr
    @airbearr 3 года назад +2

    this frog, they found him in creeks... beautiful

  • @J54893
    @J54893 3 года назад +5

    lmao I love the ongoing joke about Trump making the wii u great again

  • @modulus8136
    @modulus8136 2 года назад

    This is so underrated!!

  • @atlantic_31
    @atlantic_31 3 года назад +14

    According to Chris Wallet, and if every segments is each two seconds long:
    4,000,021,915,227.5×2÷60÷60÷24÷30÷12
    =257,203.05524868
    It will took more than 257 Thousand years to finish the debate

    • @number3Ihatetoontown
      @number3Ihatetoontown 2 года назад

      You only counted 360 days in a year.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 11 месяцев назад

      We might not live to see this debate finish!

  • @doctordothraki4378
    @doctordothraki4378 3 года назад +3

    By the way, I wrote the captions. I moved my channel from a personal to a brand channel, so all my comments and replies got wiped out. My channel link is in this video's description

  • @vibeslmao4137
    @vibeslmao4137 3 года назад +3

    1:58 I was dying how Joe Biden cussed at trump

  • @UltraAfroman
    @UltraAfroman 3 года назад +4

    3:55 The real debate starts

  • @flashlightfreek
    @flashlightfreek 3 года назад +19

    Make wii U great again 🇺🇲

  • @rayofsunshine8743
    @rayofsunshine8743 3 года назад +3

    Chris Wallet slowly losing his mind for 4 minutes and 25 seconds

  • @bolbol9118
    @bolbol9118 3 года назад +2

    My internet is so shitty I can’t even watch a video under 10 minutes

  • @erickgarcia7902
    @erickgarcia7902 3 года назад +8

    THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!! LMFAO
    I kept laughing at "more rice, wine, please" LOLLL

  • @cliftonmorgan8103
    @cliftonmorgan8103 3 года назад +1

    Oh no, this is only the first of 27,000,000 debates 😖

  • @Blaqandbloo22
    @Blaqandbloo22 3 года назад +3

    Coal-fired smartphones

  • @ItsElectroid
    @ItsElectroid 3 года назад +3

    Best ending to a ytp EVER 😂

  • @FoxBlocksHere
    @FoxBlocksHere 3 года назад

    That Crazy Kong bit got me good.

  • @atlantic_31
    @atlantic_31 3 года назад

    This is so well made 😂🤣

  • @LolbitFNaFWorld
    @LolbitFNaFWorld 3 года назад +1

    "And former JoJo, Joseph Joestar."

  • @WittyBaguette
    @WittyBaguette 12 дней назад +1

    THE SALTY SPLATOON

  • @hecko-yes
    @hecko-yes 3 года назад +1

    (hey could i subtitle this video and send the subtitles to you and you'd upload them
    idk why i'm saying this other than i feel like it)

  • @sundowner2663
    @sundowner2663 9 месяцев назад

    I must say good sir, I, am a poop connoisseur and this is what we call in the industry “ Mint”. Good fuckin work lad

  • @Luckofthedraw17
    @Luckofthedraw17 3 года назад +1

    I'm amazed how funny all this YTP was at the beginning 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump vs Joseph Joestar x'D ROFL

  • @karen5916
    @karen5916 3 года назад +1

    No Toucans. Or jam sessions in the hall.

  • @Bombsbombsbombs
    @Bombsbombsbombs 3 года назад

    Man, Bulbasaur was so honored that it was the first word said in the video.

  • @kelving420
    @kelving420 3 года назад +2

    0:17 killed me AHHAHASHHSSHSHJSAHHSJS

  • @marissafigueroa05
    @marissafigueroa05 3 года назад +1

    More rice wine, please.

  • @RealSWOfficial
    @RealSWOfficial 3 года назад

    Better debate than that shitshow :) Beautiful.

  • @zmrkljzd1641
    @zmrkljzd1641 3 года назад +1

    that's a lot of segments lol

  • @mrandrossguy9871
    @mrandrossguy9871 3 года назад

    EpiC Ending

  • @Chickencoop252pro
    @Chickencoop252pro 2 года назад +1

    Wine. He loves wine

  • @rubencheerios3536
    @rubencheerios3536 3 года назад +3

    “Wii U was the best console ever made”
    *facts*

  • @rainpooper7088
    @rainpooper7088 3 года назад +3

    3:50 Well, he has Woody‘s vote for sure.

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis2229 2 месяца назад

    "My economic plan would create 7 million more depressed people in America than there is today."
    Well, can't say he didn't deliver on that one.

  • @jlex1049
    @jlex1049 3 года назад +2

    This was a YTP? Thought I was watching a rerun of the fucking thing.

  • @blastoxic9992
    @blastoxic9992 3 года назад +26

    I'll vote for Trump only because he said that the Switch sucks. What a brave statement!
    🇺🇲🇺🇲 Make Wii U Great Again! 🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @Aestduo
    @Aestduo 3 года назад +4

    You just multiplied the humour of that first presidential "debacle". It's not a bad thing but hey, Chris Wallace won.

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 3 года назад +3

    Why does Chris Wallace keep asking for more rice wine/saké?

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 Год назад

      I guess you skipped the intro

    • @TMX1138
      @TMX1138 Год назад

      @@ChaseMC215 I just need context of what specifically causes him to ask for more saké/rice wine.

  • @OhCrapI_He
    @OhCrapI_He 3 года назад +1

    Jojo for president 2020

  • @lordpiranha382
    @lordpiranha382 3 года назад +1

    waiter get me more
    rice WINE please

  • @albertoperotti6510
    @albertoperotti6510 3 года назад +1

    I wish I was as smug as Trump is as he attempts to adjust his jacket for 5 seconds xD

  • @thatonekaydo8569
    @thatonekaydo8569 3 года назад

    27 million debates huh

  • @Kayette
    @Kayette 3 года назад +1

    We need 53 waste paper baskets.

  • @DrCreepeer
    @DrCreepeer 3 года назад +2

    Out of all of them, I feel bad for Chris Wallace the most. He didn't need all that rice wine.

  • @creeperxox5384
    @creeperxox5384 3 года назад +1

    3:44. That is the biggest lie I have ever heard. We cant have a president that thinks the wii u was good!

  • @sharkyidk8584
    @sharkyidk8584 3 года назад +1

    Good evening from the salty splatoon

  • @benaraujomusic
    @benaraujomusic 3 года назад +4

    "He has no plan.
    He has no grace.
    That man has an orange face."
    That is so true!

  • @HealingVoice39
    @HealingVoice39 3 года назад +3

    2:24 thanks biden

  • @42LMS
    @42LMS 3 года назад +1

    Funny Valentine for president 2020

  • @cristianlopez1848
    @cristianlopez1848 3 года назад

    hold on

  • @EricE549
    @EricE549 3 года назад +2

    what font is at the bottom at 2:55?

    • @MorimotoYTP
      @MorimotoYTP  3 года назад +1

      I used Burbin Casual for that. www.dafont.com/burbin-casual-nc.font
      I think it's a pretty nice font.

    • @EricE549
      @EricE549 3 года назад

      @@MorimotoYTP thanks

  • @maddieburdett5865
    @maddieburdett5865 3 года назад +3

    2:49

  • @themanofstonks8804
    @themanofstonks8804 3 года назад

    0:18 Got my vote

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r 3 года назад +2

    the last time I was this early Obama was president

  • @hazardfaux
    @hazardfaux 3 года назад

    i debate about nintendo topics

  • @frankwest9892
    @frankwest9892 3 года назад

    Rice wine is gross.
    This YTP good.

  • @ex101jc
    @ex101jc 2 года назад

    I think Chris Wallace is going to enjoy his collection of Rice Wine till this day.

    • @cadenroach9474
      @cadenroach9474 2 года назад +1

      Gentlemen, I'm so fucking done with both of you tonight.

  • @yssyaviation781
    @yssyaviation781 3 года назад +1

    *no toucans*

  • @flareog134
    @flareog134 2 года назад

    “our country is closing, setting records as it closes”
    march 2020 in a nutshell

  • @igameasapx
    @igameasapx 3 года назад +2

    Biden needs to sing more

  • @LauraTeAhoWhite
    @LauraTeAhoWhite 3 года назад +1

    JoJo Biden's Bizarre Debates

  • @MysticSoul19
    @MysticSoul19 3 года назад

    Joseph Joestar!!!!!!

  • @CoasterMan13Official
    @CoasterMan13Official 3 года назад +1

    Joe isn't sleepy!

  • @earthyman4629
    @earthyman4629 3 года назад

    Lol this is interesting

  • @singer2be256
    @singer2be256 3 года назад

    Poor Chris...

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 11 месяцев назад

      It felt like he was already done with Trump before the "debate" even began, judging from how many times he called Trump out during it

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 3 года назад +1

    JOSEPH JOESTAR FOR PRESIDENT! oh wait he's not american born