"Intelligence? Yes, actually, I am very smart. " Proceeds to spread his stats like butter over too much bread, and waddles about with like... 98% encumbrance. Minimal understanding of the mechanics, while claiming hims ams profesionals gamer. Seems pretty true to his career path, too.
So here's my theory. Elon tried to do a caster build, had no clue how, soft locked his progress then discovered the Moonveil cheese and used that for the rest of the game then bragged about fat rolling to look cool.
@Amin-al-Husseini_1941pictureyeah like, even if we assume he has everything equipped 24/7 the build really isn’t that bad, literally just the equip load is out of wack
The fact he is lying about his PoE 2 skill is beyond sad, if he wasn't a billionaire I'd almost feel sorry for him. To quote a classic "Im14andThisIsDeep" meme, "Some people are so poor all they have is money."
@@DropThatRamen you should feel sorry for him, money is literally nothing but a trap, and this guys has nothing going for himself outside of that. If he were to go broke today dude would end up a hobo on skid row
@@DropThatRamen tbh maybe he wants y'all to talk about these dumb topics instead of important ones like helping people in need. Sheep are easily to rally
the absolute irony of his cheating is that it's not only cool to nobody, it's arguably the one wrong way to do it. the only people who'd think it's cool that he's a top ranked poe 2 player are people who know enough about poe 2 to see through his lies, so they're just gonna see it as extremely sad. however if he a) admitted that he wasn't good at the game and just streamed himself trying it out as a new player, or b) just admitted to boosting because he doesn't have time to grind, he'd probably get some respect from at least some parts of the community, as opposed to what he did do, which not only led to him making a mockery of himself infront of the poe 2 community, but was such an embarrassment the wider gaming community in general took notice of it.
I think the Lusat's staff actually fits Elon's playstyle perfectly, its incredibly wasteful of your resources (FP) for an almost entirely minimal benefit, which is the one thing he excels at.
If you max out hp and get fp to 235 and faith to 50 you can entirely switch to blue juice healing 1600 instead of estus healing 800. You get like 5 heals for one blue so economy wise it's better. I know this has nothing to do with husks build being crap but that is why the Lusat staff is based.
Lusat's staff is really good if you are using very cheap spells like Carian slicer. but if you're using expensive ones like night comet, then yes it's very wasteful and you should use something else
It also fits in lore too. Elon desperately tries to ape the powerful and talented of yesteryear without a single thought or care on how they got there, leaving him looking like a fool.
Bro I didn’t even realize that his carry weight is like, less than 2 points from him being unable to walk 💀 Equipping slightly different talismans would bring the game from difficult to being literally unplayable.
Seriously, y'all say pre nerf radahn hard but I don't really notice any difference, played the games as soon as the game drops and now with dlc 1.16 patch, I don't really notice anything different it's still hard and easy as the same
@@Intesiser2292 Because his nerfs were reverted, the only thing that's different on him now is his hitboxes because a couple were pretty insane at launch.
@well_thats_fantastic I believe you, it's just seeing his actual hitboxes looked really insane. I didn't get the game until after the patch though, but I heard people screaming about him lol
IDK not even sure he could pull off a fat roll without just dying part way through or at the very least his entire body shutting down for a bit afterwards. Pretty much yelling at him "WTF you think you doing trying to kill us we haven't moved that fast in decades"
Legit believe him getting dunked on so hard for this is why he paid to boost his Diablo IV and PoE 2 accounts lol. Elon is the Pinocchio of gamers: “I’m real. I’m a real gamer!” 🤥
Imagine if Elon played DnD tho. He'd obviously play as an inteligence build with the noble background and a servant or something. He'd try to minmax an inteligence build but end up with an 18 in inteligence and below 11 in everything else. Then he'd get mad when he couldn't convince the dragon to buy into his pyramid scheme called MagicTeslaX™.
nonono, he'd try to sell a HyperWand, a wand that's supposed to revolutionize spellcasting in actuality, it's just a wand but more expensive and somehow more dangerous to its user
@@kentlindal5422 Sorcerer with less than 11 in charisma (casting stat for sorcerers)... Right... Reminds me of one joke D&D mage build (this was on some much older version) with decent values in most stats (especially relatively high strength), but 5 intelligence and 8 constitution...
@@maxdrags3115 Oppressing free speech, spreading lies about already marginalized groups, effectively making the world a worse place for many people now and to come... yeah, a blight, lol
I like how Lusat's says it boosts sorcery damage but it just doesn't, at least as far as a passive effect goes. It just has abnormally high sorcery scaling, but that doesn't start beating other staves till I think past 60 int (meaning it's completely worthless compared to other staves till you're basically endgame on int).
I never knew the specifics of how it works, but when you explain it like that i mean it technically does what is says, just in a like non literal way. It makes me wonder if the original japanese is clear about it being a scaling boost more than a damage boost. If it has a purposely obtuse description in the japanese it makes me laugh thinking about the translation process and notes they might get. "Translate to english what this weapon does, now use your knowledge of english to give it a description that obscurs what it actually does." 😂
Lusat's really isn't ever worth it, other than nuking bosses like mentioned above. You pay 50% more FP for a ~10% increase in damage compared to a Carian Regal Scepter at or above 60 Int. With how common flask refills are in the overworld it's not a big deal but in dungeons it turns into more of a hassle than it's worth, imo.
Elon probably saw astrologer and said "this must be fate" and I wouldn't doubt he had cheat engine on the side carrying him so that he could live out his unstoppable "big brain" mage fantasies.
What do you mean "probably." Why is it some sort of weird power fantasy when Elon plays the game, but just a normal game session when you (or anyone else) plays the game. Sounds like you just have a hard on for Elon. Elon is so important to the modern world that even a shtpost build picture posted on Twitter is worth all this reaction.
@calemr LMAO, no doubt he keeps getting publicly owned, latest case, his outsourcing of Diablo game play. It's as if being a billionaire comes with the required disadvantages of being both socially inept, as well as being cursed to look like anthropomorphic mayonnaise. Imagine failing at being a human being so badly that you outsource the very concept dynamic of gaming?! ROFLMAO!
@@Chazreal And latest latest case doing the same for POE2 where he claimed he was top 10 player which most were pretty sure he was lying but nobody was making a big deal of it. Until he decided to stream himself playing the game and it showed the dude hardly understood anything about the game much less knew enough to be a top 100,000 player much less top 10 seeing how he didn't know how to work a map. How to work the inventory system. Didn't know to pick up the rarest type of currency in the game just walked right past it. Was single handedly grabbing items and dragging them one by one into his inventory. Would go into dungeons with no inventory space. And worse of all thought that because you had to be at a certain level to use a certain piece of equipment that it meant the items he was using in the game weren't that good because he was level 97 and he was like using a staff that you needed to be like level 56 to use. So he goes on and on about his staff not being that good and low level same with his other gear. Yet he's literally using the best things possible for his build. Yet he's acting like yea I could get better stuff but I'm just so good at this game that I need higher level stuff.
As someone who played as a mage except, ya know, optimized: Elon couldn't PAY me enough to use Lusat's staff or wear a burger king helmet for anything other than opening the tower puzzle.
@@akechijubeimitsuhide to be honest, I heard that lusat staff is best for boss fight or situation where FP usage is not a problem since it increased all sorceries dmg.
@@akechijubeimitsuhide I had it equipped in my off hand because the damage buffs catalysts apply on spell, regardless of which staff you use. I used the crown that lowered stamina because I thought it looked cool.
Lusat's fine if you want to nuke Mohg the Miquellested as early as possible. And as you access the dlc, you'll get a much better option in form of maternal staff! ...if you're overlevelled af and got 80+ points in all stats
I think the funniest, saddest thing is that he really didn't need to post the build. Like, who earnestly gives a damn about Elon Musk's Elden Ring build? Why would anyone care about a CEO's video game habits in general? And yet, Musk posting his build (and the recent stream that proved, demonstrably, he's paying people to game for him) indicates that it matters a *whole* lot to Musk that people believe he has any kind of gaming skills. Like, it matters *so* much to him that he throws money at it to try and sell this fable, and he still fails at it. It's like every annoying rich kid in school who would desperately try to insist he was cool because his parents bought him the latest toy. It's almost tragic.
@@geraldlcoleman he's technically trafficking some of his own kids, he just flies them from place to place and doesn't tell where they are. Even when one of his numerous kid moms are legally required to know where their kids are.
Watching after finding out he lied about his PoE2 skillz is funny. He can't just say "Yeah I play popular games" he has to "Be the very best like no one ever was"
I think deep down he knows he didn't earn his wealth so he has to overcompesate and make everyone believe he's this super genius who's great at everything and not just a nepo baby who got lucky
Marionettes are fantastic for keeping up stance pressure on slower builds or annoyingly fast/mobile bosses. They do gotta be upgraded cause they're squishy af.
Imma be honest, i always suspected that all the items he had equipped were never all equipped at one time, so he wasnt actually always fatrolling. But then again this IS big brain Elon so-
I though in the original post he mentioned how he would unequip if he needed to roll a bit faster, meaning he had it all on at once unless he couldn't out roll things.
He probably hadn't ever played these sorts of games before, so likely just loosely cobbled a mess together as he went along. Like many dad-gamers' first-and-only time with it.
Yeah that’s exactly it, imagine being judged for your first ever build in a dark souls game, putting sever handicaps on yourself and being proud you beat the game and then Reddit users crawl out of the woodwork to call your build shit. I don’t back Elon, there’s just a lot more reasonable things to insult him over than his first playthrough build.
@@nickr8662 id say it’s mostly cause he claims to be so great, if he was normal and was like” hey this is my first run and i beat the game with this, might play through again” and it’s completely fine
I'm not sure if Elon's build is so terrible that it issues a huge challenge. After all, he of all people did finish the game (presumably). HOWEVER, the only reasons someone would post their build is either A) it's unique in an interesting way, or B) you want bragging rights/internet points, and he failed both of these things monumentally. Moonveil by itself can win runs easier than some other weapon choices. It's one step below Rivers of Blood. The only reason he doesn't have Mimic Tear is probably because he didn't find the area that has it, and that could also be the case for Rivers of Blood. If he thinks overloading himself with pointless armor/multiple weapons gives him bragging rights, he's horribly mistaken. As a side note, I'm no purest, and I'm possibly the farthest thing from an Elden Ring pro. I might also use 'easy mode' builds, so I don't judge anybody who uses these things. However, Elon deserves to be clowned on, because he definitely posted this in some attempt to brag. He's not the type to want wholesome engagement, like 'hey guys I beat Elden Ring, here's my character, what are some of your builds? : ) '. ALSO not critiquing the video, I like your style & voice! And it's a challenge to try and build a character from the start using Elon's end game build. Reaching that point with a bunch of limiters is cool, and most certainly not what Elon did while he went through the game.
i got the suspicion he made the build the same way he would make a build for a top down reat-time strategy rpg. the character was probably leveled up by some intern. cause if you see the build from the pov of a baldur's gate or an old 90s rpg, it wouldn't be that weird, with the heavy weight not being that much of a hassle znd trying to equip as much as possible. like it is clear the last game he played was some computer game from the 90s. he is your average boomer asking " how do i make nintendo jump?" when playing metal gear.
"Neglecting his kids" is a bit too much credit. He actively emotionally abuses his trans daughter because how's a cis guy gonna live vicariously through that?
first this guy cheeses elden ring, then he shits on elon musk. i have no choice but to subscribe and stan. and that avatar?? incredibly accurate. props to you man, one can only hope elon sees this and sheds a single tear of embarrassment in between him arguing with randos on twitter and his (former?) bestie mr trump
you can cheese moongrum by leading him away from the elevator, then running passed him onto the elevator such that it gets too high up before he can get on there with you, the AIs dont understand verticality, so he will still try to get you and end up yeeting himself down the elevator shaft. also his shield drops directly to your inventory so you dont miss out on anything by doing this.
Hearing you shit talk Lusat's staff so much felt like some whiplash, especially since it has the highest damage potential except for Prince of Death's at 80int+faith, at least for base game catalysts. I remember the OG int shenanigan was Lusat's, infinite fp tear, terra magicka, comet Azur
It's really shit outside of your mentioned niche though (most bosses are too mobile for that to guaranteed work). Too FP inefficiënt for ~11% more damage compared to Carian Regal Sceptre at the same INT investment.
@@MLWJ1993 Yeah, Lusat's is pretty much just the minmax option for bossing. You slap a staff with a unique boost in the offhand, then use Lusat's in the main hand for the higher mod and its passive effect. It is trash for just clearing stuff though, it's just for bosskilling
I think you should make a list of your favorite builds. You said his build was trash. Be interesting to see what you prefer. Also yet again great video.
Flasks on the hotbar are the one thing in this build that is better than most, if we’re including the mapping. The last thing you want to be doing when out of FP or low on health is fumble for an item.
@@SerMichaeloftheMire the hotbar in question is the 4 d-pad shortcuts when you hold Y. The DS style item bar is also there, but with the hotbar you don’t have to scroll though to get to the right item
I don't know why it isn't common practice to put the flasks in the hot slots with the torrent summon. It's so much easier than scrolling through your quick item slots to find them. It's so much more consistent once you're used to using them from there.
Im pretty sure Elon's glazing army out there thinking that their King Poser is some galaxy brained hero that planned it like this to make it harder because they all think Elon is so smart and he's playing 4D chess while we are all playing checkers lol
Elon fat rolls because of his endlessly distended abdomen that genuinely makes me as a former med student wonder "what the heck is causing that and how have you survived it" seriously that thing is a medical enigma like i want to say to him bro a distended abdomen is normal but god damn you look look like someone puffed up your body like in spongebob but it went horribly wrong because you have ribs, see a doctor
Distended = swollen Abdomen = stomach area but like more Me = psychology dropout in canada where med school is a more generalized thing where regardless of the kind of doctor you wanna be you learn a quite a bit about all the practices a GP would learn before moving on to specialty soooo i have like the equivalent knowledge of a general doctor in the US despite dropping out of a psych degree in canada lol
Hey just so you know, shields have different resistances. They don’t fully block all types of damage so doggy must be doing another type of damage than physical damage.
I promise you that he didn't do any of these bosses. He for sure paid people to just drop him weapons. There is absolutely no chance elon played any of this game legitimately. He also probably summoned as many people as possible to fight the bosses while staying out of it
I just want to know where Musk's supporters think he is getting all the time to play all these games. He's a super busy billionaire running multiple companies and ruling the world and yet he is somehow finding the time to play all of these technical games which require literally dozens of hours to play. There is just no time for alk of that
He clearly isn't even remotely busy. He is constantly tweeting. But also no he doesn't play video games, he pays people to play for him which is fucking weird
Love the video. 10/10 for your perseverance as well. Thank you for suffering for our entertainment. Just one thing... re 13:46 -- Leon absolutely does not run. He sort of continuously tips forward, thanks to that weird square chest of his, catching himself with his stubby little legs.
Flasks on the hot bar is low key genius.. I've always played that way.. in a fight doesn't matter what's on the quick menu your red and blue will always be one click away.. I know you can hold down on the Dpad to reset the quick menu. But you never have to reset the quick menu because your health is always available
Elon’s gaming is like the rest of his career. He pays people more talented than himself to do things that he’s incapable of then takes credit for it as if it’s his achievement.
17:00 in that room if you go to where the elevetor shaft is you can activate it from there and brings you to the grace next to Godrick’s boss fight without dealing with the birds took me like 4 runs to find that out
I appreciate theeffort however just one issue, you may not have been able to cast spells the first boss but you can still attack with the brass shield shouldve just used the shield start to finish of that boss
Check out Quin69TV's recent video on Elon's PoE2 build. Clearly exposed for boosting. Getting made fun of for his terrible Elden Ring build really shook him and now he pays people to make high level builds in other games and passes them off as his own.
*Elon Musk fat-rolls* is as equally damaging as *Trump eats well-done steaks with ketchup* As an American, who uses fast-rolling melee builds (as George Washington and God intended), am I disgusted by these mens choices.
What's impressive to me is how easy this build is to fix. Just cut the excess INT, MND and DEX for more VIG, STR and END. This removes the need for soreseal and you can replace it with great jar's arsenal so you still get that extra carry load benefit from that slot, then improve crimson amber medallion to crimson seed medallion because extra HP from healing flasks is more total HP than starting out with extra HP, and the graven school to graven mass. Keep turtle talisman. Keep the same armor set he has, keep moonveil and lusat's and even rogier's if you want or replace rogiers' with cleanrot's for a straigh upgrade of the same category, and instead of two medium shields equip a buckler. This can all be done as a Lvl 111 prisoner which is what he had and you'd achieve 40 vigor, 25 endurance, 30 mind and 52 INT with the help of the twinsage crown. And you'd medium roll. And you keep the essence of the build intact.
Also... YOU DONT USE THE HOTBAR?!? Man. ME. I have my crimson flask in my very first equipment slot. That way when i scrolling through, if you HOLD dpad down, it AUTOMATICALLY goes to the first thing equipped.... then on my hotbar. I have my cerulean flask, on dpad down, physic is dpad right. And i also have torrent on my up hotbar.... the the left slot is for my lantern... its so convenient, and stops you from having to do all that dammed scrolling lol
I used a Moonveil and brass shield and the renalla’s staff in my first playthrough. Then I used Lusat’s staff and some other modifiers the second playthrough cuz bosses die fast with it. Start by drinking the infinite FP cracked tear and Comet Azur the bosses with Lusat’s staff. I would switch between that staff and renallas depending on the spell and my FP situation. Then I started playing without using so much magic with a faith strength. It took me a few playthroughs to not use magic or shields. I beat 100% of the game 7 times at this point now and I’m pretty decent now.
Relatable, I also insisted on grinding for Lusat because it looks great on paper with zero regard for how practical it is for general use. It's the best +10 weapon collecting dust in my mage's inventory
I definetly think in your place I would've abused the 40 stance damage of the glintblade phallanx ash of war, 2 uses for godskin noble and 3 to godfrey lol great vid btw hard AF run and your comments are really entertaining
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Elon saw intelligence and was like “yeah that’s me.” And then proceeded to make the shittiest build known to man.
love the Lona Shore pfp
"Intelligent people often make the most mistakes" - voltaire probably
@@nateB-l7k fire comment🔥
Musk is a confidence man. Megalomaniacal, solipsistic, and the quintessential exceptionalist.
"Intelligence? Yes, actually, I am very smart. "
Proceeds to spread his stats like butter over too much bread, and waddles about with like... 98% encumbrance. Minimal understanding of the mechanics, while claiming hims ams profesionals gamer.
Seems pretty true to his career path, too.
So here's my theory. Elon tried to do a caster build, had no clue how, soft locked his progress then discovered the Moonveil cheese and used that for the rest of the game then bragged about fat rolling to look cool.
no, he just equipped everything he uses, not that he uses all of them at once. idk why people need to twist such a specific thing out of context
@Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture they're just saying it's a theory as for why this happened. My take on it is that he's just an idiot
@Amin-al-Husseini_1941pictureyeah like, even if we assume he has everything equipped 24/7 the build really isn’t that bad, literally just the equip load is out of wack
@Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture it's quite obvious. They will use whatever way they have to hate a man they already don't like...
That's a lot of words to defend someone you don't even know and has a habit of being a total poser.
The fact he is lying about his PoE 2 skill is beyond sad, if he wasn't a billionaire I'd almost feel sorry for him. To quote a classic "Im14andThisIsDeep" meme, "Some people are so poor all they have is money."
@@DropThatRamen you should feel sorry for him, money is literally nothing but a trap, and this guys has nothing going for himself outside of that. If he were to go broke today dude would end up a hobo on skid row
@@DropThatRamen tbh maybe he wants y'all to talk about these dumb topics instead of important ones like helping people in need. Sheep are easily to rally
@@LogicbyDesign That's a huge 'if'.
the absolute irony of his cheating is that it's not only cool to nobody, it's arguably the one wrong way to do it.
the only people who'd think it's cool that he's a top ranked poe 2 player are people who know enough about poe 2 to see through his lies, so they're just gonna see it as extremely sad.
however if he a) admitted that he wasn't good at the game and just streamed himself trying it out as a new player, or b) just admitted to boosting because he doesn't have time to grind, he'd probably get some respect from at least some parts of the community, as opposed to what he did do, which not only led to him making a mockery of himself infront of the poe 2 community, but was such an embarrassment the wider gaming community in general took notice of it.
@LogicbyDesign "you should feel sorry for the billionaire." LMAO! No!
I think the Lusat's staff actually fits Elon's playstyle perfectly, its incredibly wasteful of your resources (FP) for an almost entirely minimal benefit, which is the one thing he excels at.
If you max out hp and get fp to 235 and faith to 50 you can entirely switch to blue juice healing 1600 instead of estus healing 800.
You get like 5 heals for one blue so economy wise it's better.
I know this has nothing to do with husks build being crap but that is why the Lusat staff is based.
Lusat's staff is really good if you are using very cheap spells like Carian slicer. but if you're using expensive ones like night comet, then yes it's very wasteful and you should use something else
Best pre-dlc staff in the game and it's not even close. Elon is still a douchebag, but you're just flat out wrong about Lusat's.
It also fits in lore too. Elon desperately tries to ape the powerful and talented of yesteryear without a single thought or care on how they got there, leaving him looking like a fool.
@@Itjustdotbh the staff is a boss deleter
Bro I didn’t even realize that his carry weight is like, less than 2 points from him being unable to walk 💀
Equipping slightly different talismans would bring the game from difficult to being literally unplayable.
you can walk when over equip load, that's how The Wall build works. there's a second threshold above that where you can't move.
Being in heavy load with only 54 poise should, in all intents and purposes, be illegal
“That was the most incredible fucking hitbox I’ve ever seen”
*Pre-nerf Radahn laughing in the corner*
Seriously, y'all say pre nerf radahn hard but I don't really notice any difference, played the games as soon as the game drops and now with dlc 1.16 patch, I don't really notice anything different it's still hard and easy as the same
@@Intesiser2292 Because his nerfs were reverted, the only thing that's different on him now is his hitboxes because a couple were pretty insane at launch.
@@Auzzymandias I didn't have a problem with his old hit boxes, the fight was fun, hard and, not gonna lie, felt fair
@well_thats_fantastic I believe you, it's just seeing his actual hitboxes looked really insane. I didn't get the game until after the patch though, but I heard people screaming about him lol
Have you seen that belly? Fat-rolling is lore-accurate lol
IDK not even sure he could pull off a fat roll without just dying part way through or at the very least his entire body shutting down for a bit afterwards. Pretty much yelling at him "WTF you think you doing trying to kill us we haven't moved that fast in decades"
😂😂😂😂
This video is already starting to age like VEEEERY fine wine regarding the current Musk-PoE disaster.
Legit believe him getting dunked on so hard for this is why he paid to boost his Diablo IV and PoE 2 accounts lol. Elon is the Pinocchio of gamers: “I’m real. I’m a real gamer!” 🤥
I think so too. Makes no sense to lie about it otherwise.
@@jamesagnos6246 bro lives in his feelings, straight bans anyone mentioning he has hair plugs.
Lies of Pelon
Don't forget Apartheid. He like that too.
And child labor emerald mines!
@retrorabbit1832 imagine continuing to glaze Elon. He doesn't care about you, little guy.
@ glaze? get your mind out of the gutter dude you disgust me
@@retrorabbit1832 it’s a good thing to stay mad at
@@samkeiser9776 actually, stress is a silent killer and you are taking years off your life. thus i implore you : stay mad
Imagine if Elon played DnD tho. He'd obviously play as an inteligence build with the noble background and a servant or something. He'd try to minmax an inteligence build but end up with an 18 in inteligence and below 11 in everything else. Then he'd get mad when he couldn't convince the dragon to buy into his pyramid scheme called MagicTeslaX™.
So he'd probably go sorcerer then.
@kentlindal5422 He'd FAIL to go sorcerer.
nonono, he'd try to sell a HyperWand, a wand that's supposed to revolutionize spellcasting
in actuality, it's just a wand but more expensive and somehow more dangerous to its user
@ He glues a stick to a very clearly fake orb and claims it's the weapon of the chosen wizard who will go on to destroy the j- evil.
@@kentlindal5422 Sorcerer with less than 11 in charisma (casting stat for sorcerers)... Right... Reminds me of one joke D&D mage build (this was on some much older version) with decent values in most stats (especially relatively high strength), but 5 intelligence and 8 constitution...
Makes sense that the man who’s a blight on humanity would have an equally garbage build.
@@Mugiwara2k A blight?
How?
You dumb children will make up any lie you can, uh?
@@maxdrags3115 Oppressing free speech, spreading lies about already marginalized groups, effectively making the world a worse place for many people now and to come... yeah, a blight, lol
you've heard of a challenge run well elon is doing a challenged run
Based pfp btw
Isn’t he legitimately a lil tarded right ?
I like how Lusat's says it boosts sorcery damage but it just doesn't, at least as far as a passive effect goes. It just has abnormally high sorcery scaling, but that doesn't start beating other staves till I think past 60 int (meaning it's completely worthless compared to other staves till you're basically endgame on int).
It's a nice staff to use on bosses you can use comet azur on with the crystal tear that nullifies FP cost for X amount of time.
That's about it.
I never knew the specifics of how it works, but when you explain it like that i mean it technically does what is says, just in a like non literal way. It makes me wonder if the original japanese is clear about it being a scaling boost more than a damage boost. If it has a purposely obtuse description in the japanese it makes me laugh thinking about the translation process and notes they might get. "Translate to english what this weapon does, now use your knowledge of english to give it a description that obscurs what it actually does." 😂
Lusat's really isn't ever worth it, other than nuking bosses like mentioned above. You pay 50% more FP for a ~10% increase in damage compared to a Carian Regal Scepter at or above 60 Int. With how common flask refills are in the overworld it's not a big deal but in dungeons it turns into more of a hassle than it's worth, imo.
Elon probably saw astrologer and said "this must be fate" and I wouldn't doubt he had cheat engine on the side carrying him so that he could live out his unstoppable "big brain" mage fantasies.
Elon realized he couldn't buy the elden ring and installed invulnerability lmao
He plays video games like he does everything else in his life: by cheating.
What do you mean "probably." Why is it some sort of weird power fantasy when Elon plays the game, but just a normal game session when you (or anyone else) plays the game. Sounds like you just have a hard on for Elon. Elon is so important to the modern world that even a shtpost build picture posted on Twitter is worth all this reaction.
@@benatraneweckd3553are you retarded on purpose
Imagine your life: as the worlds most prolific capitalist, and you *STILL* fail every minimalist socialist skill check?
@@Chazreal He claims to be pro-capitalist, and yet he keeps getting publically owned.
@calemr LMAO, no doubt he keeps getting publicly owned, latest case, his outsourcing of Diablo game play. It's as if being a billionaire comes with the required disadvantages of being both socially inept, as well as being cursed to look like anthropomorphic mayonnaise. Imagine failing at being a human being so badly that you outsource the very concept dynamic of gaming?! ROFLMAO!
@@calemr Call Elon Musk a communist utopia the way he has no class
@@Chazreal And latest latest case doing the same for POE2 where he claimed he was top 10 player which most were pretty sure he was lying but nobody was making a big deal of it. Until he decided to stream himself playing the game and it showed the dude hardly understood anything about the game much less knew enough to be a top 100,000 player much less top 10 seeing how he didn't know how to work a map. How to work the inventory system. Didn't know to pick up the rarest type of currency in the game just walked right past it. Was single handedly grabbing items and dragging them one by one into his inventory. Would go into dungeons with no inventory space. And worse of all thought that because you had to be at a certain level to use a certain piece of equipment that it meant the items he was using in the game weren't that good because he was level 97 and he was like using a staff that you needed to be like level 56 to use. So he goes on and on about his staff not being that good and low level same with his other gear. Yet he's literally using the best things possible for his build. Yet he's acting like yea I could get better stuff but I'm just so good at this game that I need higher level stuff.
Glad to know I'm not the only one who has "huh,I DEFINITELY WAS OUT OF RANGE FOR THAT" moments.
@@sanscomic4226 Elden ring hitboxes are crazy
As someone who played as a mage except, ya know, optimized: Elon couldn't PAY me enough to use Lusat's staff or wear a burger king helmet for anything other than opening the tower puzzle.
@@akechijubeimitsuhide to be honest, I heard that lusat staff is best for boss fight or situation where FP usage is not a problem since it increased all sorceries dmg.
Yeah the helmet's definitely not ideal but lusat's staff is fine if you just put a ton of levels into mind.
@@Wadusher I had 40 mind when I was running a pure int build and still just used Rennala's staff.
@@akechijubeimitsuhide I had it equipped in my off hand because the damage buffs catalysts apply on spell, regardless of which staff you use. I used the crown that lowered stamina because I thought it looked cool.
Lusat's fine if you want to nuke Mohg the Miquellested as early as possible. And as you access the dlc, you'll get a much better option in form of maternal staff!
...if you're overlevelled af and got 80+ points in all stats
Hope this continues as a series, I’d really be interested in him trying that build with consort radahn.
It'll continue for at least one more episode, but not sure about the DLC yet. Idk if Consort Radahn is feasible while fatrolling without a greatshield
It is. I did it. Just need to be good at blocking.
40:22 he's cheesed his way through life, buddy. Me thinks you're ok doing so.
President-Elect Elon the ketamine goblin, god I hope mario shows up soon after his brother became a hero
trump is the president-elect
well, he's been trying.
😂 I guess we can expect a bad build from a guy who wants to take away funding for cancer research for children
I think the funniest, saddest thing is that he really didn't need to post the build. Like, who earnestly gives a damn about Elon Musk's Elden Ring build? Why would anyone care about a CEO's video game habits in general? And yet, Musk posting his build (and the recent stream that proved, demonstrably, he's paying people to game for him) indicates that it matters a *whole* lot to Musk that people believe he has any kind of gaming skills. Like, it matters *so* much to him that he throws money at it to try and sell this fable, and he still fails at it.
It's like every annoying rich kid in school who would desperately try to insist he was cool because his parents bought him the latest toy. It's almost tragic.
“… and neglecting his kids.” 🤣😂🤣
Not just neglecting but abusing one of them too
Kidnapping his kids
@@Ruby_EveYep, he’s a terrible father and human being in general.
The worst thing is I'm pretty sure that if Musk watched this video that he'd laugh at that bit. D=
@@geraldlcoleman he's technically trafficking some of his own kids, he just flies them from place to place and doesn't tell where they are. Even when one of his numerous kid moms are legally required to know where their kids are.
This is quickly becoming my favourite Elden Ring channel.
@@TheLikus same though
This channel has quickly become one of my favourite youtubers.
It already is mine
Agreed
So true
Watching after finding out he lied about his PoE2 skillz is funny. He can't just say "Yeah I play popular games" he has to "Be the very best like no one ever was"
I really want to know how people think he isn't lying. Like, you're telling me he has the time to play all of these games and rank in ALL of them?
I think deep down he knows he didn't earn his wealth so he has to overcompesate and make everyone believe he's this super genius who's great at everything and not just a nepo baby who got lucky
@@qwertyzxcvbn3174 the worst part is he can't just say "oh I played with a top-ranked player in Quake", no he has to _be_ a top-ranked player too
Marionettes are fantastic for keeping up stance pressure on slower builds or annoyingly fast/mobile bosses. They do gotta be upgraded cause they're squishy af.
Engvall and our gal Tiche are solid too
do gotta be upgraded tho too, Engvall is a tank and a nice change from the usual mimic etc
13:13 no Elon does not run at all, have you seen him?
@@BreadTeleportere he looks like a half toasted marshmallow that rolled under a sofa
The pain at this moment was felt by many Tarnished 9:31
Another banger video yet again, brother!
Imma be honest, i always suspected that all the items he had equipped were never all equipped at one time, so he wasnt actually always fatrolling.
But then again this IS big brain Elon so-
I though in the original post he mentioned how he would unequip if he needed to roll a bit faster, meaning he had it all on at once unless he couldn't out roll things.
@@tobyoneil1969 but why put them on at all? Just equip the items you actually use
@ I dont know man, ask Elon that.
@@tobyoneil1969 this. He said this. Which implies he does usually have it all on.
@@JackdotC man's got 2 shields equipped at once, you're asking why the pigeon isn't playing chess right
He probably hadn't ever played these sorts of games before, so likely just loosely cobbled a mess together as he went along. Like many dad-gamers' first-and-only time with it.
@@you1027 that’s definitely what happened, but he tried to make it seem like he’s a legendary gamer
Im a dad gamer who cobbled some shit together on my (so far) first and only run with Elden ring... Please don't compare me to Elon. fuck that dude.
@@you1027 saw int and thought, "that's me alright"
Yeah that’s exactly it, imagine being judged for your first ever build in a dark souls game, putting sever handicaps on yourself and being proud you beat the game and then Reddit users crawl out of the woodwork to call your build shit. I don’t back Elon, there’s just a lot more reasonable things to insult him over than his first playthrough build.
@@nickr8662 id say it’s mostly cause he claims to be so great, if he was normal and was like” hey this is my first run and i beat the game with this, might play through again” and it’s completely fine
To be fair, never had any problem neglecting my kids and playing video games. Both activities go really well together 😂
13:33 “suck my Tesla”
I can just imagine Elon saying after beating every boss he beats
Beating a game like that with a build like that's actually kind of impressive ngl
The assumption that Elon didn't summon the max possible gank squad worth of help for every single boss is WILD.
I'm not sure if Elon's build is so terrible that it issues a huge challenge. After all, he of all people did finish the game (presumably). HOWEVER, the only reasons someone would post their build is either A) it's unique in an interesting way, or B) you want bragging rights/internet points, and he failed both of these things monumentally. Moonveil by itself can win runs easier than some other weapon choices. It's one step below Rivers of Blood. The only reason he doesn't have Mimic Tear is probably because he didn't find the area that has it, and that could also be the case for Rivers of Blood. If he thinks overloading himself with pointless armor/multiple weapons gives him bragging rights, he's horribly mistaken.
As a side note, I'm no purest, and I'm possibly the farthest thing from an Elden Ring pro. I might also use 'easy mode' builds, so I don't judge anybody who uses these things. However, Elon deserves to be clowned on, because he definitely posted this in some attempt to brag. He's not the type to want wholesome engagement, like 'hey guys I beat Elden Ring, here's my character, what are some of your builds? : ) '.
ALSO not critiquing the video, I like your style & voice! And it's a challenge to try and build a character from the start using Elon's end game build. Reaching that point with a bunch of limiters is cool, and most certainly not what Elon did while he went through the game.
purist
I can already sense the aneurysms occurring in this video. Yikes
i got the suspicion he made the build the same way he would make a build for a top down reat-time strategy rpg. the character was probably leveled up by some intern. cause if you see the build from the pov of a baldur's gate or an old 90s rpg, it wouldn't be that weird, with the heavy weight not being that much of a hassle znd trying to equip as much as possible. like it is clear the last game he played was some computer game from the 90s. he is your average boomer asking " how do i make nintendo jump?" when playing metal gear.
"Neglecting his kids" is a bit too much credit. He actively emotionally abuses his trans daughter because how's a cis guy gonna live vicariously through that?
Funny how he's all about free speech but if you wrote that comment on his platform it would get censored for the word cis lol
@potatopotato3284 What a cissy.
/groan-inducing-pun
@potatopotato3284 I guess you could say he's a "cissy."
Ugh, that pun sucked.
i mean, he did just revoke someone's (Asmongold's?) checkmark for calling him out, so you're not far off
@potatopotato3284 Is the word "cissy" censored on here? Lame.
10:16 that little tree in the background is ABSOLUTELY VIBING! Just bouncing all over the place like it just got it's paycheck 😂
29:32 You know Elon was *so* giddy when he got that item. It's got that psuedo-Ancient Greek Philosopher vibe *and* it makes him smarter?
first this guy cheeses elden ring, then he shits on elon musk. i have no choice but to subscribe and stan. and that avatar?? incredibly accurate. props to you man, one can only hope elon sees this and sheds a single tear of embarrassment in between him arguing with randos on twitter and his (former?) bestie mr trump
you can cheese moongrum by leading him away from the elevator, then running passed him onto the elevator such that it gets too high up before he can get on there with you, the AIs dont understand verticality, so he will still try to get you and end up yeeting himself down the elevator shaft. also his shield drops directly to your inventory so you dont miss out on anything by doing this.
@@statichammer9984 did you also know you can reset frostbite with fire damage?
That's a co-oper who gets one-shot by the invader's favorite ash of war.
7:29 I have never seen magma wyrm do this wth
A fat roll build that has you get one shot by everything seems so insane
Rogier: you can just kill Godrick then go to RTH and tell him you killed Godrick and you'll get the rapier.
I really hope this becomes a dlc series too cause not only do we get to see weight accurate Elon we get to see some absolute peak Kryptix vids
Hearing you shit talk Lusat's staff so much felt like some whiplash, especially since it has the highest damage potential except for Prince of Death's at 80int+faith, at least for base game catalysts. I remember the OG int shenanigan was Lusat's, infinite fp tear, terra magicka, comet Azur
It's really shit outside of your mentioned niche though (most bosses are too mobile for that to guaranteed work). Too FP inefficiënt for ~11% more damage compared to Carian Regal Sceptre at the same INT investment.
@@MLWJ1993 Yeah, Lusat's is pretty much just the minmax option for bossing. You slap a staff with a unique boost in the offhand, then use Lusat's in the main hand for the higher mod and its passive effect. It is trash for just clearing stuff though, it's just for bosskilling
I think you should make a list of your favorite builds. You said his build was trash. Be interesting to see what you prefer. Also yet again great video.
elongated muskrat
Flasks on the hotbar are the one thing in this build that is better than most, if we’re including the mapping. The last thing you want to be doing when out of FP or low on health is fumble for an item.
No idea what the hotbar is. Is it like equipping something to the start bar in Dark Souls?
@@SerMichaeloftheMire the hotbar in question is the 4 d-pad shortcuts when you hold Y. The DS style item bar is also there, but with the hotbar you don’t have to scroll though to get to the right item
@Thanatos2996 that sounds really convenient
I don't know why it isn't common practice to put the flasks in the hot slots with the torrent summon. It's so much easier than scrolling through your quick item slots to find them. It's so much more consistent once you're used to using them from there.
Im pretty sure Elon's glazing army out there thinking that their King Poser is some galaxy brained hero that planned it like this to make it harder because they all think Elon is so smart and he's playing 4D chess while we are all playing checkers lol
Elon fat rolls because of his endlessly distended abdomen that genuinely makes me as a former med student wonder "what the heck is causing that and how have you survived it" seriously that thing is a medical enigma like i want to say to him bro a distended abdomen is normal but god damn you look look like someone puffed up your body like in spongebob but it went horribly wrong because you have ribs, see a doctor
Distended = swollen
Abdomen = stomach area but like more
Me = psychology dropout in canada where med school is a more generalized thing where regardless of the kind of doctor you wanna be you learn a quite a bit about all the practices a GP would learn before moving on to specialty soooo i have like the equivalent knowledge of a general doctor in the US despite dropping out of a psych degree in canada lol
@@starlightpastel279 thank you, store-brand Chubby Emu, for breaking it down
Hey just so you know, shields have different resistances. They don’t fully block all types of damage so doggy must be doing another type of damage than physical damage.
he prolly summoned a friend for every boss lol
@@PaperLigers *summoned an employee*
fixed that for you
2:00
Me the last second in the body of Elon
Too painless
@qwertyzxcvbn3174 this and putting myself in fire while listening to KSI Thick of it
it wouldve been 1000x more realistic if elden ring had a certain frowned upon salute as an emote...
I promise you that he didn't do any of these bosses. He for sure paid people to just drop him weapons. There is absolutely no chance elon played any of this game legitimately. He also probably summoned as many people as possible to fight the bosses while staying out of it
not elon cheating on Diablo before GTA 6
Don't worry, he'll cheat in that too
@@azura7702 when we going to get elon in GTA6 RP servers????
He didn't cheat at all 🤦
Mr Susk" I went on the mlg big boi elite bitcoin 420 sub reddit and my homies told me this was the most lit way to play."
I just want to know where Musk's supporters think he is getting all the time to play all these games. He's a super busy billionaire running multiple companies and ruling the world and yet he is somehow finding the time to play all of these technical games which require literally dozens of hours to play. There is just no time for alk of that
He clearly isn't even remotely busy. He is constantly tweeting. But also no he doesn't play video games, he pays people to play for him which is fucking weird
Adrian Dittman isn’t going to appreciate your art here
Adrian Dittman and Elon Musk...Marika and Radagon? Coincidence?
@@tobyoneil1969 this is more of a Doppio/Diavolo situation
Love the video. 10/10 for your perseverance as well. Thank you for suffering for our entertainment. Just one thing... re 13:46 -- Leon absolutely does not run. He sort of continuously tips forward, thanks to that weird square chest of his, catching himself with his stubby little legs.
Thanks!
Even when I'm not streaming, bro is insane 💀
(much love, appreciate it as always)
@@prozkryptixyou deserved bro
Flasks on the hot bar is low key genius.. I've always played that way.. in a fight doesn't matter what's on the quick menu your red and blue will always be one click away..
I know you can hold down on the Dpad to reset the quick menu. But you never have to reset the quick menu because your health is always available
Elon’s gaming is like the rest of his career. He pays people more talented than himself to do things that he’s incapable of then takes credit for it as if it’s his achievement.
I will never call it X.
The Brass Shield has no Weapon Art, so You can use the Moonveil Weapon Art without two Handling it. 😉
I really enjoying your Videos. ❤
I heard that Rhythm Thief & the Emperor's Treasure music going on during the Margett boss. You're a real one who got a sub just for that
Elon builds worst Elden Ring character, asked to leave Ohio.
13:44 bold of you to assume that he can run 😅
Valid
@@crazystupidgamer damn "Kevin Hart"
OMG I always had "Melon Husk" in my mind and finally I don't feel alone anymore.
Thanks so much for that.
17:00 in that room if you go to where the elevetor shaft is you can activate it from there and brings you to the grace next to Godrick’s boss fight without dealing with the birds
took me like 4 runs to find that out
I'm still on my first run and I went up the elevator so then I thought I'd missed a big part of the castle
When you were fighting Godrick I was distracted by the gameplay so it took me a while to realize that you played the stone ocean theme. Awesome 👏
Let's be real, Twitter always sucked.
I appreciate theeffort however just one issue, you may not have been able to cast spells the first boss but you can still attack with the brass shield shouldve just used the shield start to finish of that boss
The way I dropped my phone because of the Iron Maiden jump scare in the Volcano Manor 😭
7:38
"Oh my god whats happening?"
Youre getting cooked, my guy 😂
Having to fat roll in the game is in a challenge of itself, that would drive me nuts.
Check out Quin69TV's recent video on Elon's PoE2 build. Clearly exposed for boosting. Getting made fun of for his terrible Elden Ring build really shook him and now he pays people to make high level builds in other games and passes them off as his own.
his equip load is heavier than the god awful cybertruck
*Elon Musk fat-rolls* is as equally damaging as *Trump eats well-done steaks with ketchup*
As an American, who uses fast-rolling melee builds (as George Washington and God intended), am I disgusted by these mens choices.
All hail Melon Husk, Elden Lord.
The "Huh?" and "I lived!" are fucking ultimate
9:23 oh man I have done this many times. 😂 heart breaking
What's impressive to me is how easy this build is to fix. Just cut the excess INT, MND and DEX for more VIG, STR and END. This removes the need for soreseal and you can replace it with great jar's arsenal so you still get that extra carry load benefit from that slot, then improve crimson amber medallion to crimson seed medallion because extra HP from healing flasks is more total HP than starting out with extra HP, and the graven school to graven mass. Keep turtle talisman. Keep the same armor set he has, keep moonveil and lusat's and even rogier's if you want or replace rogiers' with cleanrot's for a straigh upgrade of the same category, and instead of two medium shields equip a buckler. This can all be done as a Lvl 111 prisoner which is what he had and you'd achieve 40 vigor, 25 endurance, 30 mind and 52 INT with the help of the twinsage crown. And you'd medium roll. And you keep the essence of the build intact.
Also... YOU DONT USE THE HOTBAR?!? Man. ME. I have my crimson flask in my very first equipment slot. That way when i scrolling through, if you HOLD dpad down, it AUTOMATICALLY goes to the first thing equipped.... then on my hotbar. I have my cerulean flask, on dpad down, physic is dpad right. And i also have torrent on my up hotbar.... the the left slot is for my lantern... its so convenient, and stops you from having to do all that dammed scrolling lol
I had no idea there was even an overloaded status, the highest I got to was heavy load.
You mean the Taiwanese guys playing for Elon's TERRIBLE build...
You forgot to say he's also a voice actor/actor. Cheating/pretending to do stuff is basically what those kinds of people are all about.
I used a Moonveil and brass shield and the renalla’s staff in my first playthrough. Then I used Lusat’s staff and some other modifiers the second playthrough cuz bosses die fast with it. Start by drinking the infinite FP cracked tear and Comet Azur the bosses with Lusat’s staff. I would switch between that staff and renallas depending on the spell and my FP situation. Then I started playing without using so much magic with a faith strength. It took me a few playthroughs to not use magic or shields. I beat 100% of the game 7 times at this point now and I’m pretty decent now.
Watching you fight the magma wyrm was genuinely one of the most nerve wracking watches of my life.
Relatable, I also insisted on grinding for Lusat because it looks great on paper with zero regard for how practical it is for general use. It's the best +10 weapon collecting dust in my mage's inventory
4:16 only video you'll ever hear this 💀 lmao
At least he got the cartoonishly large head and lack of athleticism correct
I definetly think in your place I would've abused the 40 stance damage of the glintblade phallanx ash of war, 2 uses for godskin noble and 3 to godfrey lol
great vid btw hard AF run and your comments are really entertaining
I can't believe you used a slur in the first 30 seconds of the video. That's vile.
I feel like bro makes the build look not terrible by the fact that hes really good at elden ring