Moving to "Paradise" was a tragic mistake. People here are...Sick. I hear gunshots, screams after dark. Now the phone calls, sayin' there are no gummy bears. NO gummy bears. Wearing kevlar vest and carrying a sidearm at all times now.
Fucking improvised... What, does he think i made it in a drunken fuege state, Just making it up as i go along? NO! it took a meticulous 13 month process to gather that many Pocket watches, Altimeter, plan and execute a Raid on that nearby lab for tungsten carbide... just to make the damned core of the thing, let alone the arming method. does that sound like improve?
Me after get the spare cash to get those smoke detectors and hard work to get their radioactive material and all it is called is an "improvised atomic bomb" IT WAS MY MAGNUM OPUS DAMMIT
they called it a "dirty bomb" ILL HAVE THEM KNOW I MADE SURE IT WAS SQUEAKY CLEAN, I COULD SEE MY REFLECTION IN IT DAMMIT IT WAS THE MOST SANITARY WMD THAT EVER WAS
I have no idea why or how but this is one of the most badass, catchiest songs I've heard, sometimes I'll hum the "guitar" part when im trying to do something fast, without even thinking about where the song is from.
I hope in the new Postal game there's a mission like the bicycle one from Retro City Rampage but instead of delivering PlayBoy magazines you deliver pipe bombs
i feel bad for people that played this on speaker instead of headphones
Why is that?
@@eugeniaamariei8626 the way i made it "high quality" was by adding alot of EQ's which sound good on headphones but not speaker
do earrape, it adds quality
What about Sub woofer?
@@fine_wyato1309 Oh a subwoofer would shake your house. The bass here's *GOOD*
"Sorry sir, we're out of gummy be-"
You take that back or I'll go postal on you.
@@Oof_Trooper21 OH MY GOD HE GOT A GUN
*Screams*
“Sorry sir, we are out of chicken nugg-“
sorry sir were all out of post- oh shi (gun shots)
Moving to "Paradise" was a tragic mistake. People here are...Sick. I hear gunshots, screams after dark. Now the phone calls, sayin' there are no gummy bears. NO gummy bears. Wearing kevlar vest and carrying a sidearm at all times now.
“This run I will be a slight pacifist and spare the civilians.”
Me after seeing the marching band:
It hurts to let the marching band go 😭
BRING ON THE SACRIFICES!!!
I may be the only person who just chills with them until uncle Osama comes along
@@sebaprime6411 Postal 1/Redux not 2
"MAPs are vali-"
It's POSTALing time. *goes postal on everyone*
💀
1:34
Valid?
Yeah, valid targets.
@@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487perfect people to hipfire with a desert eagle
this is a true Rick Hunter moment
Rizz Hunter
@@duve5996
Александр Груздев moment
@@ledapalachee2168I like how it was in Russian, first or second either way it was funny
"Uhm, Teacher, you forgot the homewo-"
Time to go postal.
real
me when the judge calls my perfect piece of art that i spent a week working on an "improvised explosive":
Fucking improvised... What, does he think i made it in a drunken fuege state, Just making it up as i go along? NO! it took a meticulous 13 month process to gather that many Pocket watches, Altimeter, plan and execute a Raid on that nearby lab for tungsten carbide... just to make the damned core of the thing, let alone the arming method. does that sound like improve?
Me after get the spare cash to get those smoke detectors and hard work to get their radioactive material and all it is called is an "improvised atomic bomb" IT WAS MY MAGNUM OPUS DAMMIT
a yt emoji lol
they called it a "dirty bomb" ILL HAVE THEM KNOW I MADE SURE IT WAS SQUEAKY CLEAN, I COULD SEE MY REFLECTION IN IT DAMMIT IT WAS THE MOST SANITARY WMD THAT EVER WAS
"Sorry sir we're out of chocolate cupca-"
Look, if you say that again, I *WILL* go postal on you.
"Sir you can't eat the uranium cor-"
"Okay sir, that'll be $5.89-"
"...but the disk says 50 cent"
*loads shotgun with malicious behaviour*
“What?! You don’t sell postal!?”
this will be postal graphics in 2015
Never ask
A Women her's age
A Men his Salary
The Postal Dude who helped him in co-op
One of the best comments ever
@@SlavicMushroom in Postal and its redux Version the voices of the other Postal Dudes they are with the name Demon.wav
“Sorry sir you’ll have to wait 5 minutes for your hot and ready pizza”
*pulls out AK-47*
Omg the little Caesars guy!!!
personally, I regret nothing
I have no idea why or how but this is one of the most badass, catchiest songs I've heard, sometimes I'll hum the "guitar" part when im trying to do something fast, without even thinking about where the song is from.
"sir rick hunter is bad voice acto-"
what? **reloads shotgun with malicious intent**
@@nicovlp4104Reloads?
@@matthewjones39 it means he’s already filled sucker who said that with lead and going to obliterate what’s left.
When I inevitably go Postal, y'all already know I'm gonna be blasting this on full volume
where do u live just in case i dont get killed
Average Postal 1/Redux fan
@user-db9lt5ny6y
Yeah ima postal 1 fan
P: HOMICIDAL
O: SCITZOPHRENIC
S: LUNATIC
T:
A:
L:
@@UsopHessop least schizophrenic postal 1 fan
@lips106notim portant
this might be the bomb
thats the guy from drive (2011) he is literally me
excuse me thats me
also based chiyo pfp
Ryan Gosling
@@no-just-no NO that's me ! (i'm not actually angry, it's just a joke)
@x. look up government and officials meeting schedule and pipe bomb it then no balls
Certified Ryan Gosling moment
"I regret nothing."
I hope in the new Postal game there's a mission like the bicycle one from Retro City Rampage but instead of delivering PlayBoy magazines you deliver pipe bombs
Fantastic idea
This can't be good for me
*But I feel great*
“No Jamie, that isn’t the correct answe-“
"I hope I get to finish my sen-"
Best comment I’ve seen here
The musical definition of "There's only one slice of pizza left"
“Sorry sir, your health care claim has been denie-“
Yeah ima postal 1 fan
P: HOMICIDAL
O: SCITZOPHRENIC
S: LUNATIC
T:
A:
L:
Now I wonder, does those rampage tracks have stems?
"What? You don't sell postal?"
I love demon slaye-
2:20
JJK is better
I love the image
"Sorry sir, you have no regert--"
Exquisite pfp
@@finn049 Right back at ya
no way postal 2 remastered!?!?1?
Postal 1, not postal 2.
postal redux is a remake of the 1997 postal entry.
@@UN_KAD i dont think you have common sense and humor
@@UN_KAD I think he might be talking about the image used in the video, not the track itself.
Finally, postal 2 2
Postal 2: Ryan 'Literally Me' Gosling DLC
me to the carnival guy when he wont give a plush to my little sister:
"Sir this is a wend-"
this is the objectively better version of the song
Me after no chickn nuggies:
Rizz Hunter song
love this 🧡🧡🧡
“What? You don’t sell postal?”
you gotta be fucking kidding
When no milk:
When postal 3 players try to refund the game and fail
I NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY
R a m p a g e
I sure hope nobody's taping this!
@@satbehindyouinmath4252 it would surely suck if i got evicted from my home right now!
where did you get this version? It's the best quality i've heard so far, thanks for the upload
This version is like the song has been put through a car wash
"I regret nothing!"
Turks when someone thinks baklava is Greek;
Or
Greeks when someone thinks baklava is Turkish:
Livin' in gada' de vida baby!
“We’re out of apple fritters-“
What a fucking banger
Going 120km/h in Trenčianske Teplice be like
"Sir, the pizza isnt hot n ready-"
Bout to go postal
This pic goes so hard wtf.
Me meeting perfect girl:
"umm, actually, purity is a bad ite-"
Found the ror2 player.
"Actually chronobauble is viab-"
@@Samlolol gup
i regret nothing
Image goes hard
"Sorry sir but you dont have money in your bank acco-"
Sir a can of coke costs more no-
Me when no all day breakfast at mcdonald
“because i said so-“
literally me in postal
"Dad im a furr-"
JDKASJALSJKAS RYAN GOSLING
Ryan postal freeman
this kinda sounds sorta maybe a little better
need the jpeg for this video
I was wondering why the soundtrack sounded so different
this is that one song
Fear and Hunger 2 Shotgun Footage.
Ronnie Mcnutt jokes are fu-
Mindblowing words 🤯🌺
Hey, freaking pinkos, i guess that's it. I regret nothing.
Hey guys, I guess that's it. **presses [K]**
is that ryan gosling
Skull me down
2:20
I POSTAL!
''Being a furry is o-''
We’re sorry but the flight has been cancel-
Uno 😮
what? you don't sell POSTAL?
Vanguard: Nazi flag scary :(
WAW:
Pakistani ahh beat
My friending I thee brain damaged ™
The musical definition of "There's only one slice of pizza left"