What Is A Ball Hog | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Ball Hog" on Netflix
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2021
- Tom Segura paints a descriptive picture of what probably goes down in your parents bed room. Watch the full stand up comedy special “Ball Hog” on Netflix.
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I took my mom and dad to this show. My parents laughed 'till they cried. I just cried.
Did u hear them laughing in the tape?🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Soft
Therapy..lol
Haha....
A few months ago, I unknowingly decided to put this special on with my parents. I was not ready for what happened afterwards.
🤣 I bet!
That was probably one of Segura’s personal dreams. That someone would watch this with their Mom and Dad, everyone watching for the first time.
@@opcode114 his dream came true!
Now imagine what Charo thinks of this! 😱
I need to know what happened next.
He basically did a huge yo momma joke on the whole audience
Genius
Saw this live in Windsor Canada and got to watch an old couple in front of us get up and leave when Tom started this bit. Best moment of the show
Amazing!
This makes me happy. I saw a similar incident during John Wick 3 when he killed a guy with a book during the first 15 minutes. Too funny. 🤣
Broke back mountain.
Why did they come? Wait for it.....
Ol gal musta been the ball hog 🧐
3:00 the crowd groaning in disgust is priceless
That's despair at it's finest
His internal marching band was jamming after that groan!!
the railroad tracks was hilarious
Tom Segura is one of the few comedians who can actually make me laugh out loud. He's got the best delivery ever.
His delivery is very good.
seemed blatantly rehearsed as opposed to natural if you ask me, but you ddint so ye
Yeah yeah .....even if he insults ur mother and grandma image...
@@danb7601 yeah because stand up comedians only do their sets once and not many many many times knowing it like the back of their hand.
Same!!! 😂😂😂
The audience reaction to "grandma" was epic.
It was hysterical 🤣 😂
I fully expected him to talk about kids in Gym class being tryhards.....
Oh snap. I thought the same thing 😂
Dodgeball Hogs
Same lmao
I clicked on this thinking it was gonna be about someone who hogs the ball in sports but this was even better 👏
Yeah me to. The ol basketball ball hog
Ballhawk
Same.. Lmao
Tom really likes to upset/torture people :D
On his podcast, he laughs about maimed bodies. In his standup, he laughs about maimed souls. Either way, you laugh with him.
Read: torture
Good clean family entertainment you can trust
It's genius 🤣
The best part of the joke is that he made it the title of the whole stand up
It’s actually a throwback to a drop used on the podcast you know I’m Peyton Lafferty and I’m a ball hog
@@sammoloya came here to say the same thing. That guy's jeans are low and loose.
Hi, my name's Peyton Lafferty...
@@VehementPhoenix And I'm a ball hog.
Best part of the joke is there is no joke, he's just calling everyone's mom out on ho shit lls.
The most complex, best "your mom" joke of all time.
Well I certainly enjoyed the day my mom decided to tell me my dad “knows what he’s doing” in the bedroom. And the cringy way she said it will forever haunt me.
Sorry kid. 😂
Our thoughts and prayers are with you in your time of need lol
I'd rather know that than think think they're in a dried up marriage where neither are happy. And I do know and I'm happy too.
@@dudeinoakland dude, it’s not that serious. Just a funny story.
@@martinbeaubien440 Amen Brother... Prayers from Overseas!
2:59 the collect groan of the entire audience is so perfect that it’s borderline magical 😭
This man's comedy just gets better & better! 🔥🖤🥀🤣🙈
You mean the clip from a special that aired over two years ago?
This special was a while ago.
I was going to watch this anyway because it's Tom, but the title... What a glorious trap. 😗👌 I was expecting something sports related.
I'm Peyton Lafferty and I'm a ball hog.
His delivery is just flawless🤣
"That's terrifying!!"
If it terrifies Tom, I want no part of it.
Love the title! Blames Dad! Too funny....right up there with "do you see any other cars in the parking lot?"
Junior
🤣 The glory hole! That's hilarious every time
When he goes from "oh your mom" to "now your grandma" 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Think about all the shit your grandmother did -
After my granny passed on her sister Aunt Unice told me her and my grams won tickets to the pro bowl in the 60’s and they were stoked cause they were gonna meet coach Don Shula who they both had crushes on. I said all that to say... my grams & auntie Unice doubled teamed legendary HOF coach Don Shula.
😂😂😂😂
So essentially incest then?
👊🏽 👊🏽 👊🏽 😂😂😂
@@drrocktapus8182 only if they hooked up, lol. I didn’t ask for the deets
I've watched this 8 times and I've sent this to my friends. Can't stop laughing. 😭
I miss the person I was before watching this
The best 'your mom' bit of all time
My psych teacher on the first day accosted the class with this conversation. “Your parents eff and they love it! Your grandparents eff and love it… it just takes longer.”…. First words out of his mouth.
Now you have to think everytime your mom kissed you, and she just gave your dad a special kiss.
The bit that ensures that I never watch this special with my parents.
Tom knows what about he is talking.
Respect to Charo!
"Aye...no Tommy. Que groseria mas grande" lmao
mom jokes.. truly truly inovative
I can only speak for myself, but I don’t need a Shakespearean tragedy to tickle my laugh box lol. Lighten up
Please tell me an innovative joke. I would like to hear one.
“BALLHOG”!!! Always wondered Y my Dad called mom Kobe🤣🤣
The key to this is if you watch his podcast, your just imagine his mom getting filled by his dad
“Now your grandma”
*crowd dies*
Tom is a legend
This dude makes me belly laugh EVERY time. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
Ohh gawd I'm currently staying with my grandparents... Now I'm going to have this jacked up thought thanks to you 🤣🤣🤣
A child is a fully baked cream-pie
It would have cost you nothing to not say that
@@akageoffrey The comment was somewhat clever but your response actually put a smile on my face 😂 You just won
I don't feel alone after hearing T.Seg ever🎉
When he said your grandma, I lost it entirely
My Gramma told me she loved it. I'm not surprised a bit! Sadly, I don't think my son would be shocked by this sketch either.
I've never heard a comedian do such a great impression of me
I’m sorry for the kid that brought his mom to that lol
I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time 😂😂😂
what a trivial topic that almost everyone can relate to and can be 100% traumatised from!
It’s jokes like these that make me glad I’m adopted 😂
this guy kills it lol
Every time!
Classic tom
I love this dude!
People laugh so differently when this guy is on stage man 😂😂
I'm forwarding this to my kids 😅😅😅😅 Cuz I'm the gift that keeps on giving!
I saw ball hog and expected a whole other story line😂😂😂😂😂 Too much😂😂😂
At 50 seconds in I almost sent this to my mom... glad I waited lol
Now you can show her in person
i just discovered this dude ...LMFAO THIS IS AMAZING
Hour 8 into a road trip: "Mom, let's listen to Tom Segura's new special, he's hilarious"
Tremendous
I just watched it on netflix, thanks Tom.
A few hundred times in 3 years? I'm getting a raw deal in this whole marriage thing
I love Tom
Who else clicked on this expecting a sports story 😂😂😂
I can’t stop laughing
Lol I love Tom
That was awesome
You are a monster! But I'm laughing too hard to run away.
seeing him in Rochester this Tuesday. Can't wait!
I can watch his same bits over and over and I still laugh so hard I pee
I'm watching this at 4:30a. It's too early for this Tom!
Thank you! I love you both
Another great video.
OMG - Tom is so damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is original comedy at its finest.
I never fucking laughed so hard as on this skit!!! OMG!!! Tears are streaming and I even pooped a little!!!
Closing your eyes when you laugh doesn’t help!!!
Tom you are awesome ,I love your comedy thank you for your work .
WHEN I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO I EXPECTED A JOKE ABOUT PLAYING SPORTS IN ELEMNETARY SCHOOL AND THAT IS IT.
I love the part where he said “I just picture someone saying I was having fun then He started talking about my slug mom” and then he starts to look for someone!!!
“So many times!!”
“Tom! Hwhy would you say that!?”
This is the most savage set I've ever seen. lmfao, but omg.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#Gold #PureGold
The way he imitates Leanne 😂
I watched his show in Belgium with my mom. Luckily this is a short bit
I watched it in Amsterdam with your mom. What a coincidence!
@@dannybailes3948 Nice, did you have fun? I didn't get cards for Amsterdam, so I had to drive to Antwerp, weird that she didn't tell me.
That was such a good bit.
Tom’s delivery is second to none. I don’t think I’ve found a single joke of his that isn’t funny
LMMFAO Thanks Tom!!! 🤣🤣🤣✌❤
" Tarm whhy would you sayy thart " 🤣💀
"Leeeetts talk about it ! " lol
Wow tom is awesome
"I like my life" hahahaha!
An agent of chaos 😂
My moms dripping🤣🤣🤣
If you’re reading this, Tom, you are now manually breathing and blinking
I forgot about the clown makeup, nice suprise tommy
I was thinking the exact same thing lmao
"Ah ha yea.....thats what kung-fu looks like son.......im glad you are having fun.
If you're reading this, there's probably a video out there somewhere that your mom is terrified of seeing it come to the light of day.
the whole audience when he said, "your grandma..." LOL
this is the best your mom joke ever
This should be on ESPN
He's brilliant
The worst thing is.. I can't this share this with anyone! It'll feel like I'm dedicating this about their parents 😂😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️. It's so dark and graphic! But great work!!
This bit is funnier than the entire Sledgehammer special
I walked in on family earlier today and did NOT need this shit rn😭
Dude is pretty damn funny