Well I certainly enjoyed the day my mom decided to tell me my dad “knows what he’s doing” in the bedroom. And the cringy way she said it will forever haunt me.
Think about all the shit your grandmother did - After my granny passed on her sister Aunt Unice told me her and my grams won tickets to the pro bowl in the 60’s and they were stoked cause they were gonna meet coach Don Shula who they both had crushes on. I said all that to say... my grams & auntie Unice doubled teamed legendary HOF coach Don Shula.
My psych teacher on the first day accosted the class with this conversation. “Your parents eff and they love it! Your grandparents eff and love it… it just takes longer.”…. First words out of his mouth.
I love the part where he said “I just picture someone saying I was having fun then He started talking about my slug mom” and then he starts to look for someone!!!
You're 16 now. Another 100 raunchy, steamy, borderline violent scenes have taken place in your parents bedroom at LEAST. If you had an audio clip of all the times your parents had sex from then till now, and put the audio on fast forward, it would sound like someone's getting a standing ovation in madison square garden.
I was listening to this bit at work and laughed until my eyes literally squirted tears. Then one of my ultra conservative co-workers asked me what was said that made me laugh so hard. I had no idea how to respond.😂😂😂
The worst thing is.. I can't this share this with anyone! It'll feel like I'm dedicating this about their parents 😂😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️. It's so dark and graphic! But great work!!
I took my mom and dad to this show. My parents laughed 'till they cried. I just cried.
Did u hear them laughing in the tape?🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Soft
Therapy..lol
Haha....
3:00 the crowd groaning in disgust is priceless
That's despair at it's finest
His internal marching band was jamming after that groan!!
the railroad tracks was hilarious
Saw this live in Windsor Canada and got to watch an old couple in front of us get up and leave when Tom started this bit. Best moment of the show
Amazing!
This makes me happy. I saw a similar incident during John Wick 3 when he killed a guy with a book during the first 15 minutes. Too funny. 🤣
Broke back mountain.
Why did they come? Wait for it.....
Ol gal musta been the ball hog 🧐
A few months ago, I unknowingly decided to put this special on with my parents. I was not ready for what happened afterwards.
🤣 I bet!
That was probably one of Segura’s personal dreams. That someone would watch this with their Mom and Dad, everyone watching for the first time.
@@opcode114 his dream came true!
Now imagine what Charo thinks of this! 😱
I need to know what happened next.
He basically did a huge yo momma joke on the whole audience
Genius
Tom Segura is one of the few comedians who can actually make me laugh out loud. He's got the best delivery ever.
His delivery is very good.
seemed blatantly rehearsed as opposed to natural if you ask me, but you ddint so ye
Yeah yeah .....even if he insults ur mother and grandma image...
@@danb7601 yeah because stand up comedians only do their sets once and not many many many times knowing it like the back of their hand.
Same!!! 😂😂😂
The audience reaction to "grandma" was epic.
It was hysterical 🤣 😂
I fully expected him to talk about kids in Gym class being tryhards.....
Oh snap. I thought the same thing 😂
Dodgeball Hogs
Same lmao
Tom really likes to upset/torture people :D
On his podcast, he laughs about maimed bodies. In his standup, he laughs about maimed souls. Either way, you laugh with him.
Read: torture
Good clean family entertainment you can trust
It's genius 🤣
I clicked on this thinking it was gonna be about someone who hogs the ball in sports but this was even better 👏
Yeah me to. The ol basketball ball hog
Ballhawk
Same.. Lmao
The most complex, best "your mom" joke of all time.
The best part of the joke is that he made it the title of the whole stand up
It’s actually a throwback to a drop used on the podcast you know I’m Peyton Lafferty and I’m a ball hog
@@sammoloya came here to say the same thing. That guy's jeans are low and loose.
Hi, my name's Peyton Lafferty...
@@VehementPhoenix And I'm a ball hog.
Best part of the joke is there is no joke, he's just calling everyone's mom out on ho shit lls.
Well I certainly enjoyed the day my mom decided to tell me my dad “knows what he’s doing” in the bedroom. And the cringy way she said it will forever haunt me.
Sorry kid. 😂
Our thoughts and prayers are with you in your time of need lol
I'd rather know that than think think they're in a dried up marriage where neither are happy. And I do know and I'm happy too.
@@dudeinoakland dude, it’s not that serious. Just a funny story.
@@martinbeaubien440 Amen Brother... Prayers from Overseas!
2:59 the collect groan of the entire audience is so perfect that it’s borderline magical 😭
This man's comedy just gets better & better! 🔥🖤🥀🤣🙈
You mean the clip from a special that aired over two years ago?
This special was a while ago.
Think about all the shit your grandmother did -
After my granny passed on her sister Aunt Unice told me her and my grams won tickets to the pro bowl in the 60’s and they were stoked cause they were gonna meet coach Don Shula who they both had crushes on. I said all that to say... my grams & auntie Unice doubled teamed legendary HOF coach Don Shula.
😂😂😂😂
So essentially incest then?
👊🏽 👊🏽 👊🏽 😂😂😂
@@drrocktapus8182 only if they hooked up, lol. I didn’t ask for the deets
His delivery is just flawless🤣
"That's terrifying!!"
If it terrifies Tom, I want no part of it.
Love the title! Blames Dad! Too funny....right up there with "do you see any other cars in the parking lot?"
Junior
🤣 The glory hole! That's hilarious every time
My psych teacher on the first day accosted the class with this conversation. “Your parents eff and they love it! Your grandparents eff and love it… it just takes longer.”…. First words out of his mouth.
When he goes from "oh your mom" to "now your grandma" 😂
🤣🤣🤣
I was going to watch this anyway because it's Tom, but the title... What a glorious trap. 😗👌 I was expecting something sports related.
I'm Peyton Lafferty and I'm a ball hog.
I've watched this 8 times and I've sent this to my friends. Can't stop laughing. 😭
Now you have to think everytime your mom kissed you, and she just gave your dad a special kiss.
I miss the person I was before watching this
The best 'your mom' bit of all time
WHEN I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO I EXPECTED A JOKE ABOUT PLAYING SPORTS IN ELEMNETARY SCHOOL AND THAT IS IT.
“Now your grandma”
*crowd dies*
A child is a fully baked cream-pie
It would have cost you nothing to not say that
@@akageoffrey The comment was somewhat clever but your response actually put a smile on my face 😂 You just won
The bit that ensures that I never watch this special with my parents.
My Gramma told me she loved it. I'm not surprised a bit! Sadly, I don't think my son would be shocked by this sketch either.
Tom knows what about he is talking.
Respect to Charo!
"Aye...no Tommy. Que groseria mas grande" lmao
He said so many things that made me think and pause, laugh but got pissed off. Absolutely a comedian genius, very proud of this stranger.
The key to this is if you watch his podcast, your just imagine his mom getting filled by his dad
It’s jokes like these that make me glad I’m adopted 😂
Tom is a legend
I've never heard a comedian do such a great impression of me
“BALLHOG”!!! Always wondered Y my Dad called mom Kobe🤣🤣
Ohh gawd I'm currently staying with my grandparents... Now I'm going to have this jacked up thought thanks to you 🤣🤣🤣
When he said your grandma, I lost it entirely
I don't feel alone after hearing T.Seg ever🎉
I love the part where he said “I just picture someone saying I was having fun then He started talking about my slug mom” and then he starts to look for someone!!!
People laugh so differently when this guy is on stage man 😂😂
Hour 8 into a road trip: "Mom, let's listen to Tom Segura's new special, he's hilarious"
This dude makes me belly laugh EVERY time. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
A few hundred times in 3 years? I'm getting a raw deal in this whole marriage thing
I’m sorry for the kid that brought his mom to that lol
I saw ball hog and expected a whole other story line😂😂😂😂😂 Too much😂😂😂
Tom’s delivery is second to none. I don’t think I’ve found a single joke of his that isn’t funny
this guy kills it lol
Every time!
If you're reading this, there's probably a video out there somewhere that your mom is terrified of seeing it come to the light of day.
Who else clicked on this expecting a sports story 😂😂😂
This should be on ESPN
If you’re reading this, Tom, you are now manually breathing and blinking
Classic tom
At 50 seconds in I almost sent this to my mom... glad I waited lol
Now you can show her in person
1:28 The X Rated Good Mythical Morning intro!
Tremendous
thanks a lot I'm 15 and I'm still living with my parents
you just ruined my childhood
Ya I’m 13 my childhood is ruined now too
Pretty standard :P
Good job good job 🎤🎶💂♂️
This is for adults, go outside
You're 16 now. Another 100 raunchy, steamy, borderline violent scenes have taken place in your parents bedroom at LEAST.
If you had an audio clip of all the times your parents had sex from then till now, and put the audio on fast forward, it would sound like someone's getting a standing ovation in madison square garden.
Closing your eyes when you laugh doesn’t help!!!
I'm forwarding this to my kids 😅😅😅😅 Cuz I'm the gift that keeps on giving!
I was listening to this bit at work and laughed until my eyes literally squirted tears. Then one of my ultra conservative co-workers asked me what was said that made me laugh so hard. I had no idea how to respond.😂😂😂
I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time 😂😂😂
what a trivial topic that almost everyone can relate to and can be 100% traumatised from!
Watching this make me feel very lucky to be a child of parents who have been divorced since I was a toddler
I never fucking laughed so hard as on this skit!!! OMG!!! Tears are streaming and I even pooped a little!!!
I forgot about the clown makeup, nice suprise tommy
I was thinking the exact same thing lmao
When my mom died, I was cleaning out her stuff and found a small bag with a stack of Polaroids. Tom's not telling lies here.
The worst thing is.. I can't this share this with anyone! It'll feel like I'm dedicating this about their parents 😂😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️. It's so dark and graphic! But great work!!
I watched his show in Belgium with my mom. Luckily this is a short bit
I watched it in Amsterdam with your mom. What a coincidence!
@@dannybailes3948 Nice, did you have fun? I didn't get cards for Amsterdam, so I had to drive to Antwerp, weird that she didn't tell me.
I love this dude!
"Ah ha yea.....thats what kung-fu looks like son.......im glad you are having fun.
“Tom! Hwhy would you say that!?”
He just keeps burying the dagger deeper
I was picturing something very different when this showed up in my recommended
" Tarm whhy would you sayy thart " 🤣💀
Dude is pretty damn funny
You are a monster! But I'm laughing too hard to run away.
I walked in on family earlier today and did NOT need this shit rn😭
He just murdered all night.
The end says "only on Netflix" but I just watched this shit on RUclips.
He's brilliant
the whole audience when he said, "your grandma..." LOL
mom jokes.. truly truly inovative
I can only speak for myself, but I don’t need a Shakespearean tragedy to tickle my laugh box lol. Lighten up
Please tell me an innovative joke. I would like to hear one.
I can’t stop laughing
This is original comedy at its finest.
The way he imitates Leanne 😂
i just discovered this dude ...LMFAO THIS IS AMAZING
100% thought there was going to be some kind of sport reference when I clicked. #baited_but_satisfied
I thought this was gonna be a joke about sports XD
Oh sure. When I say these things at a family reunion, I'm the bad guy.
this was the longest your mom joke i've ever seen
The quiver in his voice. I was not ready.
Definitely thought this as going to be about something else. Should have known better clicking on a Tom Segura clip lol
That was the longest 3 almost 4 minutes ever
OMG - Tom is so damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom you are awesome ,I love your comedy thank you for your work .
I love Tom
“So many times!!”
This is the most savage set I've ever seen. lmfao, but omg.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:42 the second and the third light,the left side ,from down to up:
Look how perfect the light crossing between those two lights.