Half in the Bag: Jurassic World Dominion, Thor: Love and Thunder, Top Gun: Maverick
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
- The time has come! Jets! Dinos! Thors! The internet freaked out when Jay and Mike reviewed a handful of rando indie films they probably haven't heard of. The internet said, "Why does you not talk about The Batman! Or other biggie moopies I seen with my Nanna!? Why you talk about ironic, self-indulgent hipster rubbish?" They all want Jay and Mike to tell them what to think about movies like Top Gum™, Dino World™, and More Marvel™. Then Mike and Jay talk about More Marvel™ and other such big action films and the internet says, "Why doesn't you speak of Barbarian? Why doesn't you go to a dark theater and watch Barbarian and sit next to a creep in a turtle-neck sweater touching himself while he watches Barbarian?" To this we say: WE DO BOTH! This time in Half in the Bag, Mike and Jay talk about three big summer movies in a year without a summer. Since theaters are now a graveyard that plays 80% old movies from the 80s and 90s, they done wait for the movies to come on streaming to watch them later. Worry not about spoilers as if you has or hasn't seen these movies yet it doesn't matter. Fear not those that love indie films! Jay and Mike will return to watch Barbarian or even perhaps Miracle Valley directed by Greg Sestero of The Room on tubu! I, for one, cannot wait to watch more movies on streaming. However, someone tell Hollywood to fill up my Vudu with more titles than just those Geezer Teasers. I know Bruce Willis's brain no longer works, but if I have to see him in one more fucking movie I'm gonna puke. Same with Mel Gibson. Stop. Just stop. Eventually the grandpas will all be dead and ALL movies will feature the next generation of Movie stars. Guys like Pete Davidson! Ole' Racoon Eyes will replace ole Blue Eyes as the star of all modern motion pictures. He deserves it. Such talent! And with the charisma of a racoon digging through your trash.
The Jeff Goldblum clip is pure comedy. He emotes so perfectly that he’s contractually obligated to say good things about the director. The way he looks off screen at his handler watching him was hilarious.
It will be sad when he is called back to his homeworld...
He seemed so sarcastic when he said "he's a good director"
"acting" Jon Lovitz
Interesting that you say handler, there's something animalistic about Jeff, like a particularly virile otter
Don’t tease me without a timestamp. Now I have to watch these hacks for an hour.
The hard cut of Pratt saying “we have epic action scenes” to him punching a rubber Dino head got me
It’s wild to see people be forced to say good things about movies they don’t care about
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat If I was paid as much as him I would say that AND be sucking toes in between takes.
There were also no such scenes in the movie. Dinosaurs standing there, snarling at heroes they cannot kill for script reasons is just not exciting.
His line must’ve been “you guys didn’t exist because my lord and savior Jesus created the earth! Accept Jesus!”
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat The thing that always baffles me is that actors are so bad at acting excited about the terrible movie they're marketing, but maybe that's the jetlag or the fact that they're doing 47 identical interviews per day...
That interview with Bryce Dallas Howard sounded like they were talking to a 7 year old. It was like the equivalent of her saying “there are so many dinosaurs in this movie, every shot is so dense with dinosaurs that you’ll see it and be like ‘that sure is a lot of dinosaurs’”
It really does
That just sounds like a Trump speech
@@AidilAfham it’s something one of the producers of the Phantom Menace said I think
that's because they were
I know we are all jaded 30 yr olds, but that's the one thing I can't fault the movie for: marketing a dinosaur movie to kids.
I saw Top Gun: Maverick in the theater and before it started there was a brief clip of Tom Cruise talking about how happy he was to have been able to make the movie, and he ended by saying thank you for watching it in a theater. It was a little weird, but sweet.
@ikls gu real movie? More like a scene for scene rehash, boooring
@@leob4403 it was easily better than the original
DUDE THE SAME HAPPENED WHEN I SAW IT, I TOTALLY AGREE
Edgar Wright did the same thing with Baby Driver.
@ikls gu I can't stand Tom Criuse. He's a very bad person and I can't even force myself to watch his movies anymore.
So a smuggler who works alone has a single ejector seat installed in her plane, but it's not in the pilot's or copilot's spot? Absolutely brilliant writing.
It's what shitty writers do. Logic and events of the world has to bend to save them from situations they have written their characters in to, because they are not smart enough to write logical ways how story could progress and things happen. If they need to eject someone non-pilot from a plane there has to be random ejector seat that would make otherwise make zero sense but it solves immediate problem how to get one character out of the plane fast.
Other way is all those random convenient unlikely events that happen to characters so plot can progress. E.g. that Amazons Lord of the Rings seems to have plenty of those like how character jumps in middle of ocean which would be death sentence and asinine things to do without a plan, but then some random vessel just happens to come by in middle of ocean so writer does not need actually smart and resourceful way out of the situation.
Maybe she has a deathwish? Also Jeff Goldblum totally sounds like Jordan peterson when he's yelling in that scene
@@Lulzipops91 had the exact same thought
And in a big slow plane like that couldn't you just jump out the door with a parachute?
I assume the plane was just an old PoS so she had everything barely working
One thing I loved about 'Maverick' was that it set the mission out immediately and the rest of the film was trying to solve the logistical nightmare of said mission, rather than leaping from twist/plot point to another.
It was very well structured and well paced and you could tell it was designed properly because during the climactic mission at the end you know what events are unfolding, unlike, say, a Transformers movie.
the key problem of modern movies is they don't know how to build tension. The Film structure establishes that the mission is extremely hard- it beats the audience over with the problems- then for the final act those problems are overcome.
this is why so many fail today- films are not more interesting by throwing more stuff at the camera, what builds tension is feeling like you are in the characters position. If the danger the character is in is not established (or if over use of effects breaks things like laws of physics)
one factor is its NOT CGI that ruins films- its films using CGI in a lazy way that overwhelms the audience. You don't need over the top action scenes with tons of quick cuts- those ruin tension.
Starwars 1977 has more tension than Man of Steel does even though Man of Steel has action sequences that last most of the movie.
Writing matters
So simple and therefore enjoyable. The complete opposite of JWD
@@MrChickennugget360 They borrowed from Star Wars '77...competently, unlike MAJORITY of "soft reboots/remakes" have done...but is outright plagiarism that laudable?
Jeff Goldblum not remembering the name of the director of the movie he's in is the best subtle insult I have ever seen.
I feel bad for Colin because at least he tries. It's obvious he has his talent limits as Jurassic World 3 is a very messy movie.
He didn't that's just how Goldblum talks.
He’s so obviously being sarcastic in that clip and it’s hilarious
@@georgeorwell2296 its messy but its entertaining. Thats more than you can say for Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker lol
@@leob4403 Shame Dual Of The Fates never got made. Probably not a satisfactory but at least it would have been a coherent.
I love that Jay knows so little about regular everyday things ( cars,planes,football ,wrestling) but can tell you the brand name of the blood squibs used in a movie from 1960.
He has his priorities straight
And Mike will tell you all about the guy who worked for that squib company, who also designed props for some obscure episode of star trek.
why learn about what you do not love
Says you everything about how boring and dreadful modern everyday things are.
> "regular everyday things"
> "wrestling"
OK
The realism in this is amazing. It's like I'm actually in the room with the cricket.
Haha. I didn’t hear it until you said something and now it’s all I can hear.
Fucking crickets.
I paused the video to make sure!
@@BrandonToy Brain control is more powerful than Mind control.
It was borderline experimental
Not everyone can age as gracefully as Tom Cruise and Rich Evans
who's that Tom Cruise persona? Never heard of it
Rich Evans is a mascot of youth
@@gocuk95 He's the guy from Fight Club and Se7en.
Tom Cruise is 60 but looks 40. Rich Evans is 40 but looks like a toddler. Clearly, Rich Evans has aged better.
Cruise has CGI to make him look younger than he is. People complain about CGI constantly, not realizing they often don't notice it.
It's shocking when Transformers 4 has more to do with dinosaurs than the entirety of Jurassic World Dominion.
💯💯👍
There was a good bit of dinosaurs in the extended version lol.
hey cmon Mark Wahlberg is only 51 years old
Including dinobots made me forgive a whole lot in that movie
Honestly, out of all the Bay films, Transformers 1 and 3 were the best.
Tom Cruise’s character in this movie actually felt real. The scene on the sailboat where they showed he’s not automatically an expert at everything like he would be in almost any other movie, the fact that losing his partner scarred him into being obsessed with bringing his team all back alive, to the point where it creates tension and drama. It was just like… really fucking good.
Wrong video dude 😂😂
@@HistoryandReviews Wrong comment dude 😂😂
@@HistoryandReviews wtf are you talking about?
Weirdo
Even the behind-the-scenes footage from _Top Gun: Maverick_ looked more interesting than the other two movies.
A 'Making Of" would definitely be more compelling. Tom Cruise was virtually directing every aspect without actually taking that specific credit. He's like what they call in the video game industry a lead developer. At some point Scientology helped him crack the 'code of life' (or maybe it just cracked him?), and real life has become a video game for him. From the script development to the makeup to the stunt coordination, he's all over every project he's starring in. Even that mess of a movie The Mummy, he managed to salvage some fun out of. Any other actor would have let it crash and burn. He really tried to make that work, as if the Dark Universe had a chance LOL. The idea was so absurd. Still honestly would have been more interesting than more DC Marvel noise.
The making of Maverick might be better than the actual film itself. I would probably have enjoyed the film if I knew less about aircraft and the military. And if Tom Cruise wasn't a Scientologist.
@@xmlthegreat Scientology really is his Achilles Heel. That Mscavige guy cannot be trusted and has compromised Tom.
@@pluckyduck11y I actually think The Mummy might have been better without him changing it to give himself more screen time. I read that the original script gave Ahmanet more focus which she really could have used in the final cut.
@@TheHolySemiColon yeah, it was originally much different, but when you hire Cruise you also get his personal writers that makes every movie he’s in into an Tom Cruise action adventure, where the entire film is about him.
Absolutely creasing over the fact that Trevorrow hyped the Giganotosaurus up as the most aggressive & badass dinosaur ever, & it left so little impact that no one outside of dino enthusiasts even mentions it
Mf called it the Joker of dinosaurs 💀
You mean the Joker Giganotosaur ?
im glad they used an actual dinosaur and not another dumb made up hybrid thing but yeah it was a really forgettable Dino that might as well have just been the T-Rex
Yeah and it didn't even eat anybody.
Mike's discussion of the correct way to handle a frozen lake is the most northern midwest story ever
Except he didn't know that it's called a "frozen lake."
@@gasjet2000 well because in Wisconsin the word for frozen lake is just "ground"
It's an ice field.
It's the first thing I thought when I saw them walking like that, and I felt vindicated when he brought it up too. Though to be fair I guess, people in Hollywood have probably never seen ice in their life.
@@joinsideke only in their cocktails.
Those interviews with the Jurassic Park cast are unreal
Pay me millions I’ll tell the audience they’re dumb
I'm still laughing
Same. They are odd.
Jeff Goldblum turning his head to not eye roll in front of the camera is just hilarious.
@@kongkongterton9805 “That director, he’s… he’s good. “
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯
9:50 the beaker thing made me laugh.
My girlfriend is a biomedical scientist and she tells me they keep beakers with coloured food dye in cupboards for when they get interviewed and the interviewer wants a "sciencey" picture.
This explains everything. I could have sworn I’ve seen those beakers in actual lab footage.
I do like when they show pipetting from one microtube to another because that _is_ a big part of most lab work. They just ignore the 90% of it that's waiting around until the machine is done.
Glad they think ahead for that. In my office, it's just offices in a dirty weird room and all the actual experiments are in another country. We've got no photo ops in our office 😂
@@peteyoung3124computational chemist here. "Can we see your experiments?" "Well we actually do those on massive super computers." "May we see the massive super computers?" "Yeah, no, they're in Texas."
@hrwise89 Glad someone else knows what it's like. I hope you at least have a window. Our room is internal and we covered all the glass on the door with folders because we got tired of students looking in at us. 😂
Half in the Bag is so engaging because you can tell all the stunts are real. When the internet went out, it felt like that was *really* happening.
All due to the work of daredevil stuntman Rich Evans and his affinity to destroy furniture and glass bottles
They use practical effects. For that scene, Rich Evans tripped over the ethernet cable to the router. He could've just unplugged the cable instead of tripping over it, but Mike Stoklasa is a bit of a perfectionist, and it clearly shows in all his work.
I liked the part when Jay said "it's baggin' time" and they kicked the movies ass
Apparently both stars were injured severely by their wig and hat and required several weeks of recuperation afterwards.
I can't wait not to see the Jurassic movie... also I'm glad the whole superhero movie fad is dying. Seeing grown men fawn over superhero movies has been the most cringe I've ever had to endure.
I love how they both mention they’ll quickly review Jurassic World Dominion, and then spend almost half the video talking about it. So many dinosaurs.
More than any movie ever
Maximum amount
Some might say too many. Those people would be fools.
They had to go through each individual dino
"Full dino power...damn you!"
'This Necrosword can kill gods! Woo"
Loki: died being choked
Heimdall: died being stabbed by regular weapon
Odin: died getting tired of playing in MCU
Holding your hand out to stop a dinosaur is Jurassic World's version of 'The Force'
And Eleven from Stranger Things
Maverick had the entire trench run from Star Wars '77!
And nostalgia imagery from Top Gun!
Competently filmed, choreographed/acted, but just as fraudulent as JWD. /shrug
Reminded me of Crocodile Dundee.
They establish the hand thing at the start of the movie, but every subsequent scene he's missing more knuckles/fingers. By the end of the movie his arms end at the elbows. But it's never remarked upon.
What about Land Before Time? Literally every character is a dinosaur. That's 100% dinosaur. That's the most amount you can ever get in a film. There isn't a single scene without a dinosaur.
You know what else contains a dinosaur in every scene? Every Land Before Time sequel! Even the straight-to-video ones.
Diamond Dallas Howard is talking shit.
I watched that movie so much as a kid. Luv it. Still to this day Diana Ross' If We Hold On Together will bring a tear to my eye. Ya, I'm a dude, so what!
Her uncle Clint is a better actor. I've watched "Ice Cream Man" more times than any Jurassic film.
@@wwiiinplastic4712 Ice Cream Man with Clint Howard...a so-bad-its-good kind of movie.
Thing you mixed her name with DDP but I'll let it slide because that comment was great lollll
@@patrickthewolf840 it was deliberate, so no need
After a while, Mike's wig just becomes perfectly normal. Like, of course that's Mike's hair. It's always been that way.
Wig?
Wig, what wig, I don't know what you are talking about 😂😂
Hoiy shi you're 100% right.
that’s guest co-star kirsten wig
He looks good with it, he should keep it from now on.
“There have never been more dinosaurs” is the new “It’s like poetry, they rhyme.”
:) !
“Dinosaurs”
"they rhyme now? they rhyme now"
Well after all its about the family.
I miss Rich on the show. But his dedication to analyzing the new Chip & Dale movie with a group of scientists will be worth it in the end.
Bring back Scientist Man!
@@ab-oj9wv
And don't forget the beakers with colourful fluids!
I'm a bit out of the loop....what happened to Rich
Can’t wait until Rich finally posts The Batman review
I think the reason Top Gun Maverick worked so well is that it is entirely sincere. Everything in the movie means everything. Not to say there isn’t humor or whatever but everyone in the movie takes what’s happening seriously. There are very few movies that are like that now as insincerity and inside jokes seem to be most popular.
Absolutely. I think people are starved for actual sincerity in films. Top Gun Maverick has humor, and it's even self aware in that it's not trying to kid anyone into thinking that it's not just playing all of the hits from the original (just updated and polished). But it's not CONSTANTLY winking at the audience and reassuring everyone that none of this actually means anything. The characters don't feel like they KNOW they're in a movie! It's refreshing!
That's why I think the original works still as well. It's cheesy, yes, but sort of like the Sam Raimi Spiderman movies, because it goes all in and doesn't try to short change itself, it works in its favor as opposed to being a detriment.
It's the rare modernist film that comes out after 2008 and reminds you, however subtly, that postmodernism is a meaningless, destructive, depressing bore. The aesthetics of modernism, of merit, value, and reaching higher, went out of fashion en masse and it's a major reason action films just suck now.
Couldn't agree more. Another recent great one is RRR. It has this sincere, life or death stakes that you want in something.
Top Gun Maverick.... the Black Panther of old conservative white dudes
During that third act of Top Gun, the entire audience in my cinema was dead silent and engaged in the movie because of just how well it had built up the stakes. Meanwhile in Thor 4, there were teens not even watching the movie’s big battle at the end.
everyone in your theater had fallen asleep by that point in the movie because they were all 65+ years old.
@@djangofett4879 Still better than 15 something teens falling a sleep during Thor 4
I can’t bring myself to see those anymore
@@djangofett4879 the corporations will not love you, stop trying to do their bidding in RUclips comments, it’s weird.
@@press_x_tojason Maybe he just thinks Top Gun sucks, and he has a right to that opinion?
The Top Gun films were both filmed outside of my town and when the teaser trailer was first released I drove to my parents house and showed it to my dad immediately. About a year and a half later he and I went to go see it in a packed theater! Seeing the airplanes that my dad has been working on for 35+ and the look on his face whenever he saw his work on the big screen even though he wasn’t part of production will always stick with me. Sorry for the long sappy post I’m just proud of my dad.
@euisa cous wow you’re super cool. Let people enjoy the things they enjoy even if you don’t.
You should always be soooo proud of your dad. It's always nice when a piece of media creates a family link and we can go back again and again.
That's very sweet man
Thats awesome
aww :)
I love the little gags Mike does when he's editing. Cutting to people looking confused, cutting to Jay for half a second for no reason, and the little characters he makes. Ten Knotts had me laughing longer than it should have.
I also love how he'll cut to Jay laughing when he's telling a joke. I'd do the exact same.
I also burst out laughing when he cut off Chris Pratt rambling about stars and distances 26:54
Totally agree. Nonsensically cutting to Jay is probably my favorite running gag
@@Maurrokh Does he think all the stars are 13 billion light years away? Does he think the stars are the big bang?
@@aarondavis8943 That is the current astrological estimate of the distance to the crystal sphere on which the stars are affixed 😛
"I have some spark of hope left in me..." -- Mike Stoklasa, 2022
Words to live and die by.
Mike's so contrarian that he can watch his favorite franchises go down in flames and keep on trucking.
Sweet liquor eases the pain.
Mike is Optimist Prime!
I'm wondering why he seems to have a dead skunk on his head.
I'm gonna use that spark to relight mine.
20:47 The comedy zoom on Sam Neill furiously playing with a hammer while trying to say how he's in love with Colin Trevorrow killed me. I'm dead now.
He's also gripping the inside of his thigh...a lot to unpack in these frames.
RIP Jack. It was a good run.
Sam Neill has an actual animal sanctuary he’s earning money for so we forgive him all his trespasses.
Gotta love the episodes when their cricket problem becomes apparent.
GOTTA give it up for the cricket!
I clapped! I clapped when I heard it!
serves them right for laughing at the threat of giant insects in JW3.
I can't tell if they added the crickets in post or if it's a practical effect!
@@dutyandcourage it's all practical. That part where it tore the roof off wasn't even supposed to happen! Real things in real reviews. Gotta love it!
The reason why they used the F-18 Super Hornets IRL is because they are the newest plane the US Navy uses that can still be flown with 2 passengers. All the new "fifth generation" fighters are single seat. They needed the 2 seat configuration so the real pilot could fly the jet up front and the actor could be in the back seat, and shoot their scene, pretending to fly.
Plus, there's no way in hell that the Navy would let Tommy play around with their newfangled top-of-the-line and super secretive fightin' machines, the F-35s. (OPSEC)
They actually did have the actors fly the hornets and manage their own cameras. That isn't BS.
I was looking for this answer. It is the last 2 seater jet. I promise if the F-35 could hold two people they would have been in them.
@@axiss5840 no they didn't have them fly the plane. In fact one of the clauses in the contract that the navy wrote up for use of the planes was that the actors could not touch the controls.
@@stormiestcampfire Nah they would love to cause Michael bay,Marvel and Tom cruise create some of their best propaganda hell they gave the transformer movies f-22 raptors but for this movie they needed a two seater plane so no f-35s
One thing I think is interesting to point out about how much of a hack is Colin Trevorrow is the call back to the helicopter scene from the first Jurassic Park movie. In it John Hammond chopper arrived and messed up all the excavation, and that's what's on the screen, but the scene is telling a lot more to the audience and the audience is picking it up without even noticing: it's telling that Hammond didn't care about dinasours or science at all, he was all about his park and money. And also is telling the audience that money wins, because at the end they stopped caring about the ruined excavation and they are all celebrating with him with champagne.
Now here it is Laura Dern who arrives in the chopper and there's no meaning, no subtext, nothing. it's just a callback. And even worse, her character would never do that because she's a scientist, she would know to just land like a mile away.
It's just so stupid.
Subtle character-development!
I counted 3 periods in your entire comment. Do better
@@BigBoySloan I doubt it took 3 months to write
@@Fork1 thx, just added a couple more
@@oldtoby4062 Twelve years
I loved how “The Fiendish Dr. Wu” from the previous Jurassic movie simply ditched his villainous black lab coat and donned a Mr. Rogers sweater to become a good guy/saint in this one. 😂
That character will always be an enigma to me haha
He was a glorified extra in the first movie, then he returned in the sequel/remake trilogy and it's funny because they sort of tried to make a big deal out of him but gave up halfway through, and then in this particular film he was just there to deliver lines and be an actor man.....and that's Dr. Henry Wu for you!
What's sadder is that I don't hate the idea for this character, I quite enjoy it actually, he's like the doctor Frankenstein of the Jurassic Park franchise....or at least I guess this is what they were going for, too bad it never paid off in any way! Would've been a lot more interesting than Owen Thunderguns and his adventures in Remakeland
Uhhhh excuse you, its called visual storytelling 🙄 Cuz if he looks as nice as possible then the audience doesn't have the burden of using their brains, obviously 🙄🙄🙄
@@GiroKuluBOWSER the feathered haircut also helped
@BK Beatty Are you saying you didn't want to see Alan Grant stabbed by his own son and thrown down a giant hole?
I hated how they turned him into a villain in JW, so I was glad he got out of that. It was literally the only part I was interested in. I didn't even need to see the film. If someone told me he was redeemed, Id be like, okay. Good to know.
Watching the actors interviews makes me wish for an RLM supercut of actors who are clearly passionate about a good film vs. Actors who know a film is shit.
Liv Tyler wearing sunglasses and acting high asf for her interview. Couldn't be sober one day.
A movie called The Host from I believe 2006? 2008? Had an actress in the behind the scenes who was asked questions like "why do you think director chose to do this questionable thing?" And she straight up goes, "yeeeaaah... idk why he did that. Or other things. Lots of bad decisions, lots of 'what are you doing, man?' "
Like straight up calling out director BS is rare.
'Owen Thunderguns' will never stop being a hilarious side swipe of a misnaming.
Lady (from the first movie) is still my favorite.
Basil Oregano will always be the most memorable
It's the MST3K Space Mutiny Blast Hardcheese of its day.
@@mapk1516 That is a classic, to be fair.
Thunder guns is an 80’s style bad ass action movie franchise in the show always sunny in Philadelphia. Dolph Lundren plays John thundergun
I’m shocked how many dinosaurs they managed to pack into that movie Jurassic world. I came in expecting Locusts, I did NOT expect the Dinos!!!
Glad to see that Redlettermedia is finally reviewing The Batman.
I knew they would 😏
They can hide the review behind T-Rex's flying F-14s to attack Thor all they want!
We know this was Part 1 of their 42 part review of The Batman!
The Batman sucked!!!! It was like a depressed teen C.W adaptation of David Finchers Se7en. Oh Batman listens to Nirvana?... "Very Cool".
@@ajaydahllol
Mike at 45:45 - "Planes aren't my thing."
Mike at 49:45 - "Let me tell you about a retired radar proof plane design and it's place in pop-culture."
Plane movies... or something.
Lots of people who aren't into planes know about the Blackbird, it's one of the most famous planes of all time.
To be fair he did mix up the navy and the air force in between.
I loved Jay's response so much!
Mike: "The SR-71, it's retired now but was the fastest spy plane."
Jay: "I dont know anything about planes."
Mike thinks for a second, then his eyes light up and says: "it's the plane that the xmen fly around in"
Jay: "oh right that one!"
I love how that cricket is still haunting the set and has inserted itself into RLM lore
I thought I was going insane. So glad someone mentioned it
Quick addition if you don't want to blow your brains out. The cricket sound only come through on the right side for earbuds/headsets, so just stick with the left one if you value your sanity
it wasnt a cricket but a JWD locust that escaped from that dumpster fire only to find itself in a review of one...
was a tiny bit too loud if your using headset/phones
Loved the "coked up Taika Waititi looking like a slimeball and throwing VFX artists under the bus" edit.
The tone of Thor 4 is so odd, it has such sudden mood shifts,almost like the person making it off his head on coke!
The way Taika blamed the CGI ( who already get treated like crap) on the overworked team, what a prick!
@@chriscorben-green2640 As a VFX artist who has worked on Marvel movies... no f'ing comment, lol.
@@JasonHowdenNZ As a big fan of films, I want say thank you, to you and all the other CG artists for all the work you guys do. I know you might be limited in what you can say, but do any of the major studios treat VFX artists well, or are they pricks!?
@@chriscorben-green2640 It really depends on the VFX company. The culture is very different from 5 or 10 years ago, it's improved a lot from my experience. I've worked at places where people would do over 100 hours a week and sleep under their desks (if they slept at all).
Love & Thunder and the aftermath since it came out has made me so fucking disappointed in Taika. He’s not only shown to have done an incompetent job directing the film (seriously, how the fuck do you film over 4 hours of footage and bloat the budget to $250 million for a solo Thor movie?), but he’s come off as a giant dick towards the VFX artists that worked on it, and I’m sure he has a LOT to do with them getting overworked through a lot of his own indecision. Dude’s let his ego get overinflated since winning an Oscar for Jojo Rabbit if you ask me
The clip of Owen Thunderguns punching the dinosaur puppet in the face made me die laughing
I don't think that was supposed to be a punch? I never saw the movie but it looked like to me like he's stabbing it with a knife that'll get added later via CG, which is also very funny to think about in terms of "realness"
Surprised they didn’t mention the scene where Thunderguns chokes a dilophosaurus and tells it to ‘go on, git’ like some hillbilly chasing a possum off his front porch.
That would make a great gif
I see you recovered.
I genuinely loved Mike's insight about how to properly walk on ice.
It's common knowledge. Even an idiot like myself knew about that. It's how giant polar bears are capable of traveling on ice without falling through.
You can tell Mike secretly likes the wig.
Secretly?
What wig?
Not so much secretly, as I see 😂
It's like when George had the toupee.
I feel like these actors do more acting off stage when doing the interviews saying how "great" it is to be in these films.
It's called advertising lol. Its been that way from the beginning
I believe them. They make more money within a couple of months than you and me together in our entire lifetime. I would find that awesome too.
They definitely do. But I think they will say just about anything to get those massive checks. I thought Chris pratt was very funny in parks and rec which for the most part was a very clever and smart show. Now he does these dumb studio blockbusters and probably makes ten times as much. He probably thinks it's a joke too
It's a major part of the job, to be charming in these interviews to bring people to the theater.
Soooo true. The interviews are better than movie itself
As I understand it: The jacket patch in Top Gun was changed so as not to upset China. But the Chinese investors then made so many other demands to censor the script, that the movie eventually cut ties with them, and changed the jacket back too.
It seems like Tom Cruise is the first person in Hollywood to see how falling for China is bad for your movie.
@@SomeBsMovie I feel like it’s a bad sign when Tom Cruise of all people seems to be the one saying “maybe we shouldn’t sell ourselves out”
The China money pulled out and it was an easy PR win to quietly put the patch back. Ultimately, a movie about how exceptional the armed forces of the United States are was probably not going to play in China in the first place, and that's what this movie *had to be*. You can make a version of this story where a hotshot pilot trains a new generation of pilots for some mission, and also there's a Chinese pilot or China was instrumental in providing intelligence or an ethnically Chinese scientist developed the new "thrust-vectoring-gimbal" so the planes can accomplish the mission... but to do that, you'd have to scrub everything from the film that connects it to its predecessor. Might as well make that a different movie.
@@unlimited-edge dude’s crazy, but he has some good takes
@@unlimited-edge Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
I'm surprised they didn't mention that Tom Cruise will also be shooting a movie literally in space.
Dude is a maniac and I love it
Apparently Russel Crowe's accent in Thor is a very specific type of New Zealand Greek that he does almost perfectly. I watched the film with Kiwi friends and they were in stitches when Crowe started talking.
Greek Australian too. It’s perfect
Yeah it’s basically the accent of kebab store owners and he nailed it.
Thanks, Mengele.
1:24 Jurassic World Dominion
28:07 Thor: Love and Thunder
44:37 Top Gun Maverick
Thank
Thank you legend
God bless
People like you are underappreciated
Legend!
The fact that Mike knows what a Blackbird is because *that's what the X-Men fly* just about one-shotted me.
I think he only mentioned X-Men for Jay's benefit. I'm pretty sure he watches enough History Channel to just know about the SR-71 Blackbird.
@@CurtisDyer - I think Mike has mentioned before that he has a certain affinity for the X-Men franchise in particular. He's the only critic that made me realize genuine positives in Dark Phoenix even though that movie is absolute crap.
I mean friggin' Picard leads the X-Men so of course he knows who they are lol
@@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley that explains the X-Men/Trek novel crossover, actually.
@@CurtisDyer - I do wonder if he knows about those, they are quite memorable.
The accent Russell Crowe was doing was a real accent, but it's a Greek-Australian accent. You'll pretty much only find it in Sydney or Melbourne, so pretty much to your point of they were just having fun there.
Probably more Sydney Greek given he’s spent a lot of time in Sydney.
@@aldunlop4622 Its basically the same in Melbourne as well. I kind of loved that he put that kind of accent on. Didnt love a lot else in the movie.
Loved his accent before I even knew that from your comment. Sounded like “bs Greek” if you will based on my limited worldliness.
Can't believe you guys got the cricket to come back for this, he's been so in demand since his last appearance
It's driving me fucking crazy. I can't do the whole hour with it but I wanna watch the video. : (
@@thegoodgeneral The cricket sound was only in my right ear piece. You just go with the left one if you've got a headset/earbuds
Jeff Goldbloom clearly doesn't care about this interview, this movie, or the director. And I love him even more for it hahah
I was so certain the video would just be five seconds of Mike and Jay flipping off the camera and then an hour and 9 minutes of black screen.
That's going to be The Batman review!
I thought they got in trouble for that back with Tran5formers
I just started and I’m not convinced lol
Uh spoiler alert, HELLLLLLLOOOOOOO
Jesus Christ died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him. True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. 👍🏾
*God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
"Jennifer Connely aged well"
Understatement
still got a reduction but yeah still beautiful
@@god47398in her age? 😮
No, you're just old
@@HerohammerStudiosI’m only 23 and I still think she’s as hot as she was when I watched Hulk as a kid. Dont think that’s it.
That Jeff Goldblum wide shot has the same energy as "Part-time!"
The Thor franchise is the clearest example of flanderization since Ned Flanders.
@ikls gu tom cruise graceful? He does not look good in this movie he looks awful and the movie is a tired rehash. I respect his previous works though
@Leo that's the joke!
@@cactusmalone Movie thor had quirks and comic moments in the first film "This drink, I like it!" that were pretty typical fish-out-of-water stuff. This fit the overall semi-comedic tone well, and was in essence the Thor MCU was going for. Then he was in Avengers and got quirkier (along with everyone else) thanks to Joss Whedon.
After Joss did his damage he remained about as silly in Thor 2 (I assume; nobody remembers this movie myself included). He steadily continued getting goofier in Age of Ultron, and eventually Ragnarok. He was further caricaturized, since then, with Infinity War, Endgame, and finally Love and Thunder.
While he basically is a different character altogether by now, this is the result of an overload of what used to be light comedic quirks seen now and then in the first Thor.
If you've ever seen the flanderization cartoon with the red-haired guy with slightly large ears and a bow tie, those quirks are that hair, ears, and tie in this case, grown to ridiculous proportion, and killing any actual character trait.
the last minute of Dominion made me cry with laughter. "all the creatures are friends"
I walked out of Dominion. I think its literally the worst big budget movie ever made.
@@jamiefugazi6974 Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom was considerably more boring
*gets devoured by bear*
* citation required
@@jamiefugazi6974 Worse than Trans4mers?
Goldblum saying "Hes good", i can almost hear his thoughts: "Just think of the paycheck, just think of the paycheck, no ones gonna remember this..."
"I can't wait for her Disney+ series...that I won't watch" Sums up my feelings on the current state of Marvel pretty much.
It's interesting that the best acting in Jurassic World Dominion was in all the behind the scenes clips!! The subtext was incredibly well done... Oscar material right there!
Remember when the dinosaurs in the Jurassic franchise actually behaved like animals and were treated like animals? Instead of behaving and being treated like generic movie monsters?
"They're not monsters, they're just animals, doing what they do."
Pepperidge farms remembers.
I dunno, wasn't there a scene in the first one where a dinosaur drops a severed arm on someone's shoulder to prank them?
@@kyleowsen No, it just dropped at a convenient time from off screen because that’s how movies work.
No, not really.
To hear Mike say "Mal-TAH" warms my heart in ways I didn't know were possible as a Maltese man . I'm officially petitioning my government to change our national anthem to a two hour loop of Mike saying Mal-TAH.
I'm really into the new cast member... The cricket. I think he's got a really distinct voice. A great addition to the RLM cast.
Yk they noticed it... I am sure they found it hilarious.
I paused during the Maverick review, ready to hunt it down in my house, and only after I was met with silence did I remember them mentioning it on the last BotW
As a scientist what irks me about the beakers isn't just the colors or the fact that they are open. It's the lack of ANY KIND OF LABEL. You know how many experiments I've seen fail because someone forgot to label and then couldn't tell their tubes apart? It's like the first thing you have to learn to do when working in a lab.
That's what the colors are for 😆
@@hrgwea this guy is a real chemist
@@sudazima It was a joke.
Our interior designers assured us that color-coding was the most aesthetically-pleasing way to differentiate between our reagents.
@@hrgwea yes fucking DUH. IAM a chemist
I didn't know anything about the making of Maverick but I was blown away by the visuals and actions scenes and that just almost never happens these days - I was literally wondering how the hell they made it looks so real, but now I know - I didn't think it would be possible to shoot a movie like this but apparently it is and I love it.
So Jay and Mike have completely embraced their new personas as very old, grumpy men. I'm here for it.
Im HeRe FoR iT
I am actually very interested in RLM's opinion on Jurassic World Dominion. I can't think of a single movie that encapsulates all of modern blockbusters' sins more perfectly than that movie.
It truly is one of the films that show everything wrong with Hollywood.
It was so terrible.
@@ldsiverling Glad I never saw it in theaters. I think my parents would’ve been bored by it if we had seen it , my dad especially. He likes movies but he’s not super into them.
He’s more into Westerns which sadly aren’t made anymore.
@@chasehedges6775 There are plenty of westerns being made by indy productions, if you look in the right places, at around the rate of one or 2 good ones by year
@@hectoraccented5312 Thanks for that info
I feel the cricket is now part of the crew. Sometimes it’s perfectly timed with some jokes 😂
I’m convinced they’re making sure it doesn’t escape just to keep fucking with the fans
Did it at least get a credit at the end?
you mean it's a real cricket outside their studio?
@@luccacamillo yes they have mentioned it a few times. not sure if it's the same one.
If the cricket has been around for the past few videos I’ve never heard it until today! I guess that’s a testament to the new AirPods
I love how Jay has no clue what Mike is talking about when he mentions the SR-71 Blackbird plane, then says it is what the X-Men fly in and Jay goes “OOOOHHHH.”
Read this right when it happened lmao
Most realistic cricket sounds I've ever heard! This should've gotten the Sound Design Oscar over Krampus!
These are the only people on RUclips who I will sit through their comedy skits.
That's because their comedy skits are true cinema.
Spotted the guy who hasn't discovered Ryan George.
@@ZylonBane
Welp never getting those 3 minutes back. No thanks
The reason they used the F/A-18 instead of the F-35 was because they needed a two seater plane to fit the cameras in
and a proper fighter pilot in the front seat.
And because the F-18 is still the quintessential modern fighter of the US navy, especially the Super Hornet (which btw is not the F/A 18, A is a regular hornet. Difference is the square intakes and a much heftier body, more powerful and capable plane. I think the Super Hornets started at E, with F as the Super two-seater; but I could be wrong).
My dad actually went to Top Gun, flew Hornets for the last twenty years and it’s kind of what the world recognizes as the Navy fighter jet. He loved the movie and can really go in detail about which kinds of maneuvers were realistic and stuff like that, and he really likes the fact that they used real planes to get the effects of Gs on the actors at all.
@@willmungas8964 Your Dad went to Top Gun wow
The F-35's training is all done in simulator so there aren't twin seat models. By the time a new pilot gets their hands on an F-35 they'll have already been rated on the T-38 and have hundreds of simulator hours.
Also the need for an RIO/WSO is largely obsolete in 5th gen aircraft due to the advanced avionics suite.
It really never fails to crack me up how the main selling point of Dominion was 'lots of dinosaurs'
lol
What’s even funnier is there aren’t that many dinosaurs in it
RLM has gotten classy. I remember the days when that photo of Kelly McGillis would be accompanied by a slide whistle sound.
it's probably because they are aware they themselves arent far off from looking that old
The only one void of class at RLM is Mr. Plinkett, but he's always honest until the police knock at his door. I think your sentiment is best explained by the fact that RLM can't publish the same edgy content that they once did.
@@Naomi.Robertson And what does that say about the cultural status quo?
@@ThePoorBoy That we live in a society
I think the Bruce Willis thing made them a tiny bit more conscious about it
I honestly did a double take when in Thor they literally made a Marvel-quip about having terminal cancer.
Thor 4 ... written by Kevin Smith?
Remember how everyone thought Loss was weird? Now you can get Loss in your Disney backed multi-billion-dollar corporate design by committee movies
Loss was about a miscarriage not dying of cancer what are you even talking about
@@greggoat6570 Yeah we know genius, but it's almost the same thing tone wise
@@greggoat6570 it's the juxtaposition of a very serious real-world topic in a silly, cartoony, comic book world.
I love how the VCR plot can randomly become super engaging and tense at any given moment
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This program taught me how to avoid falling into a frozen lake. Thanks, elderly man in greyish blue sport coat.
I always wondered what it would be like if they made a gritty superhero origin story biography for the RLM crew. I'm delighted to say that Netflix finally made it!
It has everything from Rich Evans being raised by his grandmother, Jay navigating the Milwaukee nightlife as an amateur photographer, and even a scene where Mike learned how to dress up like Emperor Palpatine.
They took a bit of a risk combining Rich, Jay, Mike, and Harry into a single character, but I think it paid off.
It's called DAHMER.
They dropped the ball not making a Space Cop / Rich Evans cinematic universe.
Not only did they get Harrison Ford in Jurassic World but they GOT EVERYONE USING THE FORCE.
I love how David Pumpkins can be used as a metaphor for when a movie goes all in on one joke and it was the wrong joke to go all in on.
That cricket in the studio will soon have more screen time than Josh and Jack combined.
I've been wondering this whole time if that's an actual cricket or if the editor just put that in the background 🤣
@@djangofett4879 it’s an evp cricket.
Watching Mike get in character for Mr. Plinket in a single gut press is kind of magical.
I never imagined Mike playing anything on his phone, but for some reason, him playing checkers it's just perfect.
@@lolgood561 Will we get Checkers: A Red Letter Media story?
Yes... one more for Maverick (BTW love the analysis and reviews!! :), but this is just interesting to note as not many people caught it. Jennifer Connolly's character "Penny Benjamin" is also from the original movie, but it was only a brief side mention. There's a moment where Maverick and Goose are getting chewed out by a superior officer, and the officer mentions a "stunt" in which Maverick took a girl up in a fighter for a joy ride. Goose turns to Maverick and whispers "Penny Benjamin?" to which Maverick nods. It's a nice little detail they played off for the new film to create the love interest.
I didn't notice that the first time I watched it but it was such a nice detail. I think it backs up this vibe that they actually gave a shit about respecting those not in the film and providing a plausible character development. Of course the reality was McGillis wasn't going to be cast but at least they pivoted to something that didn't feel insincere but rather a believable idea of a person being with someone different 30 years later.
This is a nice detail. I'm glad I watched this video, and I'm glad I read this comment section, and I'm glad that I found both of these comments.
That description deserves the Nobel prize. Cheers from Spain guys , much love!
The descriptions are getting more and more deranged
@@cartmanofsp Just like the movies!
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Fr3nchFlag Yeah don't they speak Mexican or something?
Jeff Goldblum somehow reinventing the "eye-roll" into a no more subtle "side-roll" is just another hint of genius.
I like that they still put Rich’s name n the credits even when he’s not in the episode. That’s star power.
Rich Evans is the Tom Cruise of RLM.
well he is THE "Dick the Birthday Boy" Boy
that's the hint that mike and rich are both Mr. Plinkett. This episode shows Mike's transformation. Mike is Rich, and Rich is Mike. And they are both murderers.
@@Guywithaclub Finkel is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkel.
@@mroctober3657 Laces out!
The patch jacket thing is a historical reference. That's a blood chit, used initially by pilots in the American Volunteer Group, the Flying Tigers. Since they were Americans fighting for China and didn't speak Chinese, they had that patch that had Chinese writing on it basically saying "I'm an American fighting for your country, please help me get back to my base here, we can compensate you" to be used if the pilot had to bail out over the countryside. It has the Taiwanese flag on it because that was the flag of China at the time. It was removed from the movie, except for the opening scene, which I'm sure was cut from the Chinese version of the movie.
The sound design of Maverick was also really awesome in the theater. You could feel that shit in your bones.
It was so good.
Mr. Cricket brings up some pretty good points. We should hear more from him moving forward.
God dammit that was so annoying
@@dorkknight42 oddly enough i didnt enough notice it until i saw comments abt it, maybe cuz im watching on 1.5x speed
"Pete Davidson [...] Such talent! And with the charisma of a racoon digging through your trash."
The video description is brilliant!
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I disagree. I thought he was a pretty good Doctor. Not as good as Jon Pertwee, of course, but who is?
My favourite RLM Cinematic Universe character is the Cricket in the background.
"I know nothing about planes"
"It's the one that the Xmen fly around in"
"Ooooh!"
That was cute.
Mike always goes out of his way to write the best descriptions for these videos. They should give him the Pooh-litzer
As an Italian, this comment is even funnier to me because there's a very famous pop band here called, "Pooh".
I don't know, just wanted to share this.
His shirt isn't gigantic enough.
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*goes out of his way
I never noticed before, thanks
Holy fuck, these Jurassic World interviews you guys found for this video are comedy gold. Sam Neill holding a hammer for no reason. Bryce Dallas Howard talking like a 7 year old about "maximum amount of dinosaurs". Jeff Goldblum...being Jeff Goldblum.
I, too, had no interest in seeing Top Gun: Maverick, but I went with my family to the theater because they wanted to see it. I was blown away at how good it was. Near perfect summer blockbuster movie. It’s in my top five movies ever.
Top five ever ? LOL
I had to struggle with whether or not I was gonna see it in IMAX (the show time was super inconvenient). I did it anyhow and it was AMAZING.
Mike saying "I've still got some spark of hope left in me" is funnier than anything in Thor: Love and Thunder.
"And all the dads in the theater clapped" Someone remind Jay that he's old enough to be a grandfather.
Oh come now, everyone knows there's more to being a "dad" than being in the age range and having a child. You _at least_ have to have twenty crappy, kid-friendly jokes memorized, too.
42 is old enough to be a grandfather? Damn, times have changed.
@@NihonNiv 42 isn't _that_ crazy (outside of how expensive kids are these days). Having a kid around 20 is obviously biologically fine.
It's not like the grandchild has to be anything but born for you to be a right and proper grandparent.
@@ashkebora7262 Where I'm from, the average age at which men have their first child is 30 years old. So being a grandfather at 42 would be quite unusual.
@@NihonNiv Yeah, having kids young these days is extremely rare because friggin' no body young is making enough money to support a family, if they even want/can handle the extra stress anyways.