"Blame Jif" If I Die Before I Wake (Parody of Feed Jake)

Parody version of "Feed Jake" in honor of the epic Jif recall.
Lyrics:
I'm standing in the grocery store
And I don't know where to go
Little Debbie's got my heart, you know
PB and J has got my soul
Let me taste it one more time
Got peanut butter and now we dine
Well now the jar is empty
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Blame Jif
They tried to kill me
I ate a whole jar before the recall
If I die before I wake
Blame Jif