@@jaremakarwowski1574 There are both Catholic and Jewish Poles. But during WWII, the Jews in Poland suffered heavily during the Holocaust. Auschwitz was located in Poland after all. Its no surprise Jews from Poland would want to join a crusade against the Nazis.
i just found that the english synchron speaker of enriko from team foustar is also the same one who speaks the magician in the first two episodes of Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill holy shit
When I first saw this scene and they got through the first 4 generals I was like: Me: *Stares at the design of the uniforms* ...Huh. I’m surprised they didn’t for for a K-... Jud Forest: “Now I gotta say!” Me: THERE it is!
it's amazing how this and southpark are more accurate to canadians than most stereotypes i mean in terms of how we talk more asshole-y than most people would expect, not the killing gays part
That's not enough to deal with, near infinite speedy vampire nazis, Alucard, Seras Victoria, you know what, the entire Hellsing Abridged Main cast, and, Alexander Anderson. but it was still something
I know TFS says that they’re kind of take it or leave it with this scene, especially with the pope stuff, but fuck me if it isn’t iconic and downright hilarious. “Thank you for swinging by… oh…god!”
@@OscarGomez-hg8cb yeah the kkk literally tried to ban Catholic schools, would initmidate Catholics at their homes and sometimes lynch them. Aint no way some Protestants would come to fight for the Vatican
Look when you need an army to fight Against both an army of nazi vampires, whatever remains of England and count. Fucking dracula you'll take who you can get
@@plantainsame2049 Well, when fighting to retake Europe the allied powers took on a lot of questionable allies, from commies to ultra nationalists and even criminal syndicates.
Enrico Maxwell: Has a terrible rage that can only be quelled by subjugating the unclean. Wants to be the new God. Hates LGBT+ people and poor people. Draws the line at racism…
I think it's Ben Zion. "Ben" means "son of") while "Zion" has many denotations, but in general terms, it's a place (depending the context, a fortress or a mountain or somewhere symbolic). So it's like the "Temple of the sons of Jerusalem" to say something similar.
“I bring the Mexican Inquisition”
“I did not expect you”
“No one ever does”
Later when the Mexican Inquisition is being massacred : They expected us ! They expected all of us !
@@sars910 dios mio no!
@@sars910 They should've brought the Spanish inquisition instead
@@Sam-vz8pm but nobody expects the Spanish inquisition, even more than the Mexican
0:56.
"For killing nazi's we'll worship a side of bacon" lmao
Poles are rather catholic, but he got the spirit.
@@jaremakarwowski1574 There are both Catholic and Jewish Poles. But during WWII, the Jews in Poland suffered heavily during the Holocaust. Auschwitz was located in Poland after all. Its no surprise Jews from Poland would want to join a crusade against the Nazis.
@@GeneralKenobi75 I mean they ended up betraying them in the next episode so there's that
@@gamewizardthesecond that was for the rhineland massacre.
You Shmucks!
Judd: “JIM, HOW MANY MORE CROSSES WE GOT IN THAT TRUCK?”
Jim: “BOUT A FEW!”
Judd: “Bout a few.”
Maxwell: “This is going to be a long crusade...”
Thats for swinging by
Only 5 minutes
@@cunningsmile4166 OH GOD
I feel a little bad for Maxwell to be honest.
@@toddpeterson8222no worries
"Thank you for swinging by... oh God-"
TFS genius right there
"But the fact that God said, "No worries" that's what did it.
The joke went over my head, care to explain
@@mikelribelio1226 A slang term for hanging is swinging
Maxwells eyes widen as if he learned saying that counted as a sin
I just realized that the guy in charge of the Mexican Inquisition has the same name as Zorro.
Real late
Judd: AND ROUND UP ALL THE DIRTY N-
Maxwell: OK YOU NEED TO CHILL
I laughed so hard when the Salvation Army was brought up. Fuck bro my stomach was hurting eh?
Jud Forrest is actually in the show I think. I'm fairly certain he's the guy who hands over the Pope scarf
They all are actually.
@@Darksaviour I know they are but I couldn't remember where Jud was
“300 and change good ol boys from the knights of the hanging noose” 😂😂😂
Wow......alright ok. Thank you for....."swinging by." *Eyes widen* Oh God....
Maxwells voice fits well lmao
Its definitely one of the cases where the parody voice sounds better than the actual dub.
I bet Judd Forest is the guy that mugged Keith in the graveyard from Left 4 Dead 2
Now that you say that, I like to think he was, because with that money he was able to be part of this "crusade"
This and Ghosts at School dubs are pure masterpieces
1:42 - Triple K ?
As you would say in Russian. Yes.
@Raven Lightwalker the original commenter's name is in Russian...
Raven Lightwalker that joke just went right over your head apparently.
Jokes are bad. Haven't you heard? God damn it's 2020 no fun allowed.
Yea
Knights of the hanging noose
😂😂
God I love Jeb forest
You know thats the name of the founder of the kkk
i just found that the english synchron speaker of enriko from team foustar is also the same one who speaks the magician in the first two episodes of Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill holy shit
I got kicked out of a game for suggesting the movie "top secret" included wwf style wrestling nazis ... which it does. also fourth wall breaking
Anyone else get the Mark of Zorro reference?
i get it
@@RomeoX-bv4et Good man. 👍
I did. Kinda. I recognized the name at any rate.
Lots of volunteers
The south Carolina Baptist confederate congregation 😂😂😂
1:08
CC said the Salvation Army is bringing holy horseys...and thats just awesome
Never change closed captions :3
🫵👀💬so they all go Navy like crazy but California home prices don’t convince……but… this guy is night wing quick silver just pretty fast?
I love how the Knights of the Hanging Noose are just as decked out as the rest, but Jud is just wearing a crappy KKK outfit.
well he gotta keep the classic look
There was a couple spare robes lying around.
HEY, JIM! HOW MANY MORE KLANS ROBES WE GOT!
@@NamNguyen-kw8hl you know what, a kkk member would call it the "classic" look while not knowing where the "look" came from
It would’ve been a bit funnier if he had bloodshot eyes 😂
Bro came prepare with cross to burn too homie was ready 😂
"Well, according to the reports, America is Imploding."
Maxwell: "So, Millennium infiltrated them as well?"
"No... Actually..."
Fuckin killed me.
Gonna kill a lot more.
Hits different in 2022
Pretty much reality now
okay.... well have the papal knights arrived
"... ... ... Okay..." That slayed me ngl
When I first saw this scene and they got through the first 4 generals I was like:
Me: *Stares at the design of the uniforms* ...Huh. I’m surprised they didn’t for for a K-...
Jud Forest: “Now I gotta say!”
Me: THERE it is!
*WHEEZING*
😂 Btw, the Klan borrowed their outfits from Catholics in Europe
They got freaking Matthew Mercer to voice the Italian Volunteer, that's amazing.
Didn't get why he spoke in Spanish tho
@@albertoamoruso7711 Italian, similar but different languages.
@@wingedbluj1674 No, he literally speaks Spanish.
@@albertoamoruso7711 No, he just says "Alejandro" in Spanish, but the rest ain't spanish.
Caught me off guard for sure
“We are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.”
That's not scraping the bottom of the barrel, that's not even having a barrel to scrape the bottom of.
@@Great_Olaf5 At this point their scrapping the floor.
If Father Anderson were there at the time, I feel like he would say that.
@@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384they're*
That canadian crusader part caught me off guard lmao.
Ngl, says it as it is
“Thanks for swinging by”
“Oh god-”
ahaaaah
No worries.
"Jed Forest of the South Carolina Baptist Confederate Congregation"
"I got me here some 300 n' change good ol' boys from the Knights of the Hangin' Noose."
Imagine being from South Carolina
Fucking greatest
@@commentsectionpolice8038 based
@@gamewizardthesecondSouth Carolina is based
I laughed at the america is imploding but now its not a joke
It’s still a joke and it’s pretty funny
Back then it was also apparent
Never was
And it's happening again
10 time more funny
This would've been perfect if the end wasn't cut off.
'bout a few
@@razgriz9714 I wounder is that because they struggle to count ?
@@Ayvengo21 yes very much so
@@Ayvengo21
They’re racists, you expect basic math?
I died at "holy hoosiers"😂😂
Fack brooo... I know right
My gf is from Canada and her dad is religious fack brooooo I think he died there
I love how maxwell was somehow also a tad bit disturbed by the Klan lol.
The Klan also hate Catholics, so...
Salvation Army: We bring 509 holy hosers, eh?!
Maxwell: "to have now lets-"
The last ones, I had a feeling they'd show up but wasn't sure, when I saw the hood and eye holes I was really shocked and was laughing for awhile
Same
it's amazing how this and southpark are more accurate to canadians than most stereotypes
i mean in terms of how we talk more asshole-y than most people would expect, not the killing gays part
Should do a 18p
As a Black Man i have to say....the kkk in the meeting of chruch had me dying...that boondocks level of comedy right there
Didn't realize Zorro led an army.
It was... unexpected
@@mr.trouble827nobody expects the Mexican Inquisition
Even the delivery _"No one ever does~!"_ sounds like something Disney's Zorro would say!
So, this takes place in 2021!
yeah, it does
I thought it was '97
Man the actual abridged episode came out my senior year and my jaw still drops at how outlandish this part is
An army of 2647.
That's not enough to deal with,
near infinite speedy vampire nazis,
Alucard,
Seras Victoria,
you know what, the entire Hellsing Abridged Main cast,
and, Alexander Anderson.
but it was still something
@@thatoneguy2419 that's even not nearly enough to deal with 80k British Army regulars.
@@СергейПрохоров-з9х they're facing Nazi Vampires who already killed the British army. These knights are made for anti-daemonic conquests.
in the history of parodic comedy, this takes the cake everytime but you cut it at the best part smh
I lose it at "Shalom!!!" 😹😹😹
"America is imploding"
You'd believe this was made in january 2021, but nah it was in 2016-17... appropriate to both.
I know TFS says that they’re kind of take it or leave it with this scene, especially with the pope stuff, but fuck me if it isn’t iconic and downright hilarious.
“Thank you for swinging by…
oh…god!”
Protestant in a church: sing and get along with each other
Catholic in a church:
Aren’t the last ones there Protestant though? XD
@@OscarGomez-hg8cb yeah the kkk literally tried to ban Catholic schools, would initmidate Catholics at their homes and sometimes lynch them. Aint no way some Protestants would come to fight for the Vatican
No one ever expects the Mexican Inquisition
I don't know why, but the Holy Hosers of the Salvation army tickled me pink. that accent just Really got to me, dude.
"Thanks for swinging by, oh, oh God" 😂😂😂😂
"From the Knights of the Hangin' Noose" 😅
I like the Canadians
the homophobic ones?
The fcking best part is that Baptist's are protestants. But they also accepted Jews so I don't even know.
Look when you need an army to fight Against both an army of nazi vampires, whatever remains of England and count. Fucking dracula you'll take who you can get
@@plantainsame2049 Well, when fighting to retake Europe the allied powers took on a lot of questionable allies, from commies to ultra nationalists and even criminal syndicates.
Forest makes this 100 times funnier.
Shalom ✡️✡️✡️
0:54 I didn't expect closed captions to say that
American Inquisition?"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
As a Trans Person my favorite is the Salvation Army.
About a few.
"alejandro" is spanish, "alessandro" would be italian - and "grüezi" is swiss german
"FACK BROOOO LETS KILL US SUM GAAAAEEEESSS"
-SA
*Nazi's
I'm gonna tell my friends this is the official english dub
1:55
I saw this joke coming from a mile away. I still laughed a bit.
Jeb forest and david the leader of salvation army always makes my stomach on pain by their funny dialogues.
NO ONE EXPECT THE MEXICAN INQUISITION!!!!!
Enrico Maxwell: Has a terrible rage that can only be quelled by subjugating the unclean. Wants to be the new God. Hates LGBT+ people and poor people. Draws the line at racism…
They ended it right as the good part bruh
I came here just for the Bout A Few bit 😭
:v Ese Don Diego de la Vega es un loquillo
Is this legit? Hahaha
This skit here, is pure gold and why the Hellsing Abridged just works.
The Canadian Salvation Army is my fav
🤩
🫵
The sad part for hem is he wont know where is the tample beth zion
After he called to send them
please tell me that python reference was in the original language track.
This is aging so well pre 2024
This should be in the original
Don Diego de la vrg
My tight pants still tight
Bouta few
2,647
Desperately need the context for this
Cry about it
What's the Jewish temple called? Benzion or Benzieth? It's for a grade 13 science project
Beth-Zion, I think.
I think it's Ben Zion. "Ben" means "son of") while "Zion" has many denotations, but in general terms, it's a place (depending the context, a fortress or a mountain or somewhere symbolic). So it's like the "Temple of the sons of Jerusalem" to say something similar.
😟😟😟The Ku Klux Klan!
Ohhh nooo!!
"Wow, Alright, OKAY!"
Why does the first knight guy speak a mix of Italian and spanish...
Is it THAT hard to open Google translate for a check??
*Facepalm*
Does it even matter?
@@maximilianolavenacollaud8342 yes
Whoosh
@@jakeryuugazaki2660 I think you don't really know the meaning of r/whoosh
@@eccoeco3454 i will like your comment for the effort you put into criticising.
🌞🌹
1:47 but I’ll do it for Jesus!