Things Everybody Said at Their School Playground (Part 1 - 16) | TikTok Compilation | scott.frenzel
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2022
- Parts 1-16 (and Greatest Hits!) of my “Things everybody said at their school playground” series. For the record, I still have no idea where any of these came from…
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Easter egg, I changed my hair halfway through making this series because people on the internet said it looked like a wedge salad… and they were kinda right 😅
Ummmmm no you didn’t!!
It looks great :)
Wym? It looks fine to me ???
You looked great
Ilove your hair
Whenever we watched Bill Nye we would scream something dumb so the teacher would turn it off saying we lost the privilege.
Whenever?
BILL NYE THE RUSSIAN SPY
Bill nye your moms a guy
bill Nye ur mom's a guy
Bill nye his wife said bye😂😂😂😂
The “bill Ny the Russian spy” was a big trend in my school lol 😂
Bill nye the russian spy fell out a tree and died
mine was, "bill nye your mom is bi"
@@virturegd5247 i wanna go to that school now
@@virturegd5247 PFFT-
for me it was "bill nye the nazi spy"
We need a whole compilation of the Bill Nye ones, because they are ✨comedy gold✨
I’m VERY surprised that “girls rule boys drool” is not anywhere on this list.
Also oh my gosh I completely forgot about lollipop
Oop
*boys rule girls drool
Most the girls I went to school with said the girls rule boys drool thing
Jimx u owe me a chocolate bar😂
the fact that my teacher still shows *“BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY”* in middle school-
lucky, all we watch is national geographic.
my teachers have shown it at my high school... he follows you through life you can't escape him
whats bad about bill nye. And why can u watch him in middle achool?
SAMEEEEEE
Ikr
A story from my earlier years of school: When I first joined school I made friends with a girl name Lisa, Lisa told me about the friend group she was in and the only way you could get in was remembering every word to Double Double and being able to the the hand gestures or whatever. I was determined to get into this group so when I got home everyday I would practice doing it in my mirror. They had an initiation where the leader of the group would do it with you and if you did it correctly you would get into the group. I remembered every part and did everything right and 8 year old me was so proud of myself.
Double double this this double double that that double this double that double double this that
"Cinderella dressed in yella"
Was always done while we jumped rope. It was quite fun, actually. It was suspenseful because they would always start singing faster and faster.
fr i had seen people do that
“Somebody once told me the world was macaroni so i took a bite out of tree. It tasted kinda funky so i spit it at a monkey then it started cussing at me.” This was EVERYWHERE at my elementary school playground
“A hundred years later, he turned to Darth Vader and pointed a bazooka at me. He missed me by a metre, instead hit Justin Beiber(and then another line I don’t remember lmao)”
The one my school did was “ somebody once told hands of my macaroni Milwaukee pasta bandit found death, he was picking up a gun with his finger and his thumb pointed straight up at his forehead.”
For us it was
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree
It tasted kinda funny so I spit it out on a monkey and the monkey got mad at me
A thousand years later the monkey was dark Vader and he threw his lightsaber at me
And that was the end of me
Lol idk where it came from 💀
@@Wormmings for us instead of “he missed me by a meter and instead hit Justin Bieber” it was “he missed me by a mile and hit my friend Kyle”
@@-ash-3937 lol for me it was it missed me by a mile and hit Harry Styles
"Bill Nye, YOUR LIFE'S A LIE" we used to scream that in the hallway after lunch, on our way to class. The teachers could hear us THROUGH THE WALLS!! They got so mad!😂
Me and my friends spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out the Johnny Johnny one. We never figured it out, our other friends had to explain it to us!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
“Jynx you owe me a soda!” *that one kid named Jynx*
"Jinx, you owe me a soda" I wonder how many people owe me a soda to this day
i owe 20 sodas
I would have diabetes by now
I would owe my brother so many sodas.
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Whats with all the Bill Nye jokes. Was that a weird show to like as a kid? Lol. I loved it.
Bill Nye the stupid pie~
4:01 best diss track
for the jingle bell one at 2:48, thats a line from bart in the simpsons
“Made you look made you stare made you loose your underwear”
best iconic big brother line my one did when I fell for the tooth fairy trick ✋
In uk primary we used to say made you look made you see now you owe me 50p
2:05 I said this as a kid “Name and Name sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, second come marriage, here comes the baby in the baby carriage, that’s not all, that’s not all, here come the baby drinking alcohol”
Me and my friend Anna
Yikes🤣
A bunch of kids on my bus sing this every day. One kid once sung this about two kids on my bus named logan and audrey. Logan is in my grade (6th grade) Audrey is a kindergartener.
@@wondertweek132 I know someone named Logan
my school's variant was "the baby's head is a basketball, basketball"
In my primary school, we all started proper countries. It was odd but everyone found it good fun. We had some of these but that’s was the main craze in my nerdy year group
Why is this so relatable I heard kids saying this when is recess time
OMG I CANT WITH THE BILL NYE JOKES 😂😂😂
“Bill Nye your life’s a lieeeee” brutal 😂
Literally the day after my last year of elementary school is when I watch this lol
“oh the jinx machine is out of order pls insert another quarter” LOLL
Oml, I'm hooked on your series! Its 11pm and I have school tomorrow, I love your personality TOO much...❤💕
Ok, I wanna know how you remember things from your playground and I am 1 year out of elementary and can't remember any of these, let alone history from the Greeks
“You socks are untied” got me 🤣🤣
Lol this brought back childhood memories I didn't even realize I had
5:19 silent kid : but i can drop a pocket knife ...
🎶 Dashing through the snow, in a pair of broken skis, all the way we go,crashing into trees! All the snow is red, I really think I’m dead, I woke up in the hospital,with stitches in my head! Ouch! Jingle bells,Batman smells, Robin layed an egg! The batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away!🎵 bruh my classmates be singing that everyday in the elementary 😂
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
WITH A BROKEN PAIR OF SKIS
OVER THE HILLS WE GOOOO
CRASHING THROUGH THE TREES
THE SNOW IS TURNING RED
I THINK IM NEARLY DEAD
WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH STITCHES IN MY HEAD
AY
At my school we replaced “Joker Got Away”
With “Joker Did Ballet”.
In my town he second line was always replaced with 'going really fast'
Grinches version of that song:
Dashing through the snow
In a one dog open sleigh
One more house to go
And Christmas goes away
Jingle bells Christmas smells .🎶🎶🟢
When we jinxed someone they couldn’t talk till the person said the other person’s name 3 times. We would always tease our friends saying: Joe…, Joe…, (joe starts hoping) Joey!
It was ten times for us
Same!
Same lol
Same
OMG YESSS ALL OF THIS
The funny thing is a lot of these were popular in my primary school here in Britain, just with multiple changes
Also in Australia ‘there’s down by the banks of the hanky-panky where the bull frog jumps from bank to bank you with a hip Hop crackle and pop OUT spells out’
My school does that and I’m not in Australia
My school did that and i am a american
There’s a special game that goes with it that’s unique to Australia
I remember that!! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
i’m not sure if this is another one in just australia but at my old school we always used to say “my little pony, so skinny and boney, put in the microwave and make macaroni. put it to bed, then chop off its head. now you little pony is officially dead!” so brutal.. 😂
Ahhh yes, all in one place - so I don’t have to do a scavenger hunt around the internet for them. Tysm :)
When I heard, "Bill Nye the Russian Spy" in this video I was amazed because I had been listening to that song throughout the day!
As a guy named Jordan I was scared when he said “Kyle and Jordan sitting in a tree”💀
In my school, there were two of these clap rhyme things.
One of them was:
"Down by the banks of the hanky panky, where bullfrogs jump from bank to valley. A E I O U, I pledge allegiance to the flag, Michael Jackson makes me mad, Coca Cola Wakes me up, now we're talking seven up, seven up has no caffeine, now we're talking billie jean, billie jean is out if sight, now we're talking dynamite, dynamite blew up the school, now we're talking really cool. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Tarzan the monkey man swinging from the rubber band, he slips, he falls, he breaks his arm, what color was his blood? [Insert color here, the person who gets the last letter is out]"
We basically mashed up 2-3 rhymes. And it took 15 seconds to finish one round. It was fun tho.
We had another one, it was:
"Slap Taliyoso Slap Slap Slap say Talarico, Rico, Rico, Rico. Flow, Flow, Flow, Flow, Flow, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10."
I loved those lmao.
Every school had a different version of down by the banks lol
I think ours was similar but some of the lyrics were different. We did it a school and every summer camp imaginable. I know so many hand claps now
@@mimo5941 ikrr
@@mimo5941 lol
4:21 I’m Chinese and I can say that the pinky finger dose not mean the middle finger, it just means stupid or dumb.
We can assume that an elementary school-er won't know the real meaning behind the middle finger and was probably told it meant stupid or dumb
His pocket was the wood chips lol on his shirts! Love you Scott frenzel!!
OMG HOW IS THIS SO ACCURATE!!
I fell for 'icup' too many times. it was embarrassing
It always got me too 😭
Same 🥲
Same XD
@@scottfrenzel I remember saying it in 3rd grade when one of my classmates asked me to and it took me a second to process it but when I did I flipped my shit 😭😭
i genuinely fell for icup the first time and played along the rest of the twelve times/“oh, yeah ‘i see you pee’, whatever man”
2:08 Then comes an abruptive and tragic miscarriage. First comes blame, then comes despair. Two hearts broken, beyond repair. Kyle leaves Jordan, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
AHAHA
Whst is a "megasus"? Is it like where yoi are mad sussy?
@@-E_L_I_A Yess
We always did, "that's not it. That's not all. Here comes a baby running down the hall playing basketball drinking @lchohol peeing on the wall!
🤣🥲
I love these please make more🥺
I like how this is so accurate!
For me it was: “Mary had a little lamb! Chk chk bam, no more lamb! Now Mary has a dead lamb!”
🤣
We also said:
Whacha doing? Eatin chocolate. Where dya get it? Doggy dropped it. Where’d he drop it? On the floor. What’s he doing? Making more!
🤣😂
We didnt say this but...
Mary should have done taxes
Done taxes
Mary should of done taxes
He has to deal with the IRS now! (OW!)
3:41 it’s all fun and games until someone says no or spells I T as their awnser
I can relate to this so much
I love how in like elementary school we all knew cuss words lol or at least one
For 3:31 as a kid I would say “well if we went to Jupiter, how did we survive, how did we come back to earth we must all be genuinely geniuses”
Look this isn’t about logistics, it’s about what rhymes 😂
I heard both sides of the Jupiter joke but I heard someone say guys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to Venus to get more... you know
wow that's cringe
@@stumpywashere what's cringe?
Sameeee
When I was in grade 3 there was like a 6 week period where we all treated the word "what" as a swear, I have no idea why but I think it was caused by a teacher lol. So if anyone would say what they'd all laugh and say you swore 💀
Wha- that's weird
what?
wait what-
Wh*t
At my school, someone would say,” someone called you an owl.” Then the person would say “who” and people would start laughing
4:48 the subtitles: the INK machine is out of order please insert another quarter
The only other ones I can think of are “I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread the waiter asked me what my name was this is what I said said said my name is (and then there were a lot of variations after that)” and “Stop, don’t talk to me, loser lamer wannabe, oh (snap) like totally” 😂
Oh, we did, "I wnt to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread the waiter asked me what my name was and this is what I said said said, punch in the belly, I'm so sorry, I know Karate, don't call my mommy"
THIS UNLOCKED A MEMORY- for me it went, “I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread. The waiter asked me what my name was and this is what I said, said, said. My name is Molly, I know karate, punch you in the body, oops I’m sorry, don’t call your mommy, you’ll be sorry.” Then for some reason it went, “Chinese, Japanese, Indian Chief”
@@naiba8948 yassss
Mine was, “I went to a bakery to buy a loaf of bread, I asked the lady what her name was and this is what she said, my name is el i el i chickalo chickalo ooey ooey up up up Chinese checkers cheese on toast, Willy Willy whiskers, poke poke
@@CaitlinHyde123 Thank for a unlocking a memory
Can’t forget the tr**matic version of the k-I-s-s-I-n-g thing:
-- and -- sitting in a tree! K-I-s-s-I-n-g. First comes love, then comes the marriage, then comes an ABRUPT AND TR*GIC M*SCARRIAGE! (Crying) -- leaves --, and takes the tree (sniffle), D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
More in middle school i guess.
Also I’m the kid to go: “what word ends with d and ends with ick?” Me: “drumstick.” “DUDE!” Me: “hehehehehehehe.”
for me it was
-- -- and -- -- sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. first comes love, second comes marriage and third comes a baby in a little white carriage
mind you im british so things are different here
6:34 sadly your dad didn’t stick to you” that’s my comeback to that phrase
what about the one where someone says ''your shoes are untied'' and you look down and you see they aren't
untied and then they say ''thank you for bowing down to the king''
Me: *jammin out to the Bill Nye theme song, the part where he’s says “science rules” comes up* science drools
He forgot “I’m telling, ur smelling, u went to Batman’s wedding, u kissed him, u hugged him, u threw him in the dustbin”
“Whatcha doing eating chocolate WHERED u get donkey dropped it where’d he drop it in the sewer what do u call it horse manure”IM DEAD
Love this so true
Whenever my class watched bill nye everyone would scream “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL”
2:43, please they’d be singing this in June
I’m gonna say two things first of all your videos are huge inspirationsAnd second I’m about to make a video of things everyone said on elementary school playground
I remember ALL of these and it makes me miss childhood so bad...
I remember: “down by the baaaay, where the watermelons grow, I will not goooo, back to my hoooome, for if I do, my mama will say-ay-aaay… did you ever see a bear, combing his hair, in underwear, sitting on a chair, down by the baaaay” or it could be any rhyme. I would sing that for hours 😂
I used to sing that at my Girl Scout camp during Summer! Thanks for bringing back those memories!
@@BuilditupButtercup I would sing it on school trips :)
As an actual elementary schooler I can say this is relatable
lol im in 4 grade
Lol I'm 54
Lol I’m 157
Everyone in my school says C.O.O.L as “constipated overweighted old lady”
The said thing abt this is I don’t remember most of this. I was playing football behind the playground swearing throwing dimes and during baseball I was hitting piss missles😂
The “Chinese finger” did happen to me and this girl acted like Miss perfect even though she was like the lowest in class-
scott is the best
Your videos make me laugh so so so much lol 😂 The funniest one was look under there under where eww you said under where ewww lol 😝
6:16 THANKS SO MUCH I REMMEBERED SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND IT
I always thought it was " somebody once told me the world was gonna roam me so i took an apple off of the treeee, it tasted kinda funny so i spat it out at a monkey" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
The cool one basically stemmed my anxiety and insecurity so ✨ thanks guys ✨
YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME AGAIN DUDE 😭
This was so good it gave me flashbacks of my childhood
Not a good time man
the "skunk in the barnyard" thing for me wasn't "somebody farted" it was "somebody ate it" lmao
His videos are hilarious
Lol my sibilings and cousins used to say
"This is teddy, teddy says hi,teddy says clap your hands,oops teddy died"
‘couple days ago my classmates were asking my teacher where something was and he said “under there” and they straight-up said “under where?”
My teacher is the coolest.
Ever time someone said “open the gate” I would just say “No”
my friend taught me a more wholesome version haha. "break the gate" "pick some flowers" "how many flowers did you pick" "*number*" You have *number* (thing, usually bodyparts).
The other one involved a fridge right after, "break the gate" "open the fridge" "do you want milkshake, fruit punch or lemonade?" "here's your milk and here's your shake" *shakes them* "Here's your fruit and here's your punch" *lightly punches* "Here's your lemon" *pretends to hand* "are you hurt?" "no" "then you don't get the aid"
That first one… I’m a junior in high school and a classmate busted it out. Yikes.
I only recognized about a third of these, or some variation of them, but I’m not surprised.
this unlocked so many memories.....
2:11 at my school it was always “you owe me a cold cola”.
3:14 my friends play it all the time but they say “Concentration, 64, no repeats, (i forget this one)” and they keep going until somebody messes up.
It’s “or hesitation” lol
@@theb0lter.13 thx ur right
All of the Bill Nye parodies took me back oh my gosh
I can't stop watching this😂 and some of the joke I am going to right down
3:31 Our school actually has a different version - "boys go to school because they are a fool and girls go to college to get more knowledge." (also it would switch depending on the gender of the person who was saying it)
Boys go to Venus to get a bigger PIN-
Another holiday classic around my school was
“ Batmans in the kitchen, Robins in the hall, Jokers in the bathroom peeing on the wall HA HA HA”
Lol
We did “Jingle bells batman smells, robin flew away, Uncle billy lost his willy on the motorway” And we’d do it with different names like “aunty sadie lost her baby”
This is TOO accurate- oh the nostalgia 😂
But where's the: "oOoOO~ you have the cOoTIeS"
I swear this is so relatable😂
Edit yes I liked my own comment😅😂
“First comes love then comes marriage then come a baby in a baby carriage”
Me: that’s not all that’s not all then the baby’s hooked on alcohol.
For teh double double one, I do competive swimming with a good friend of mine and when we were younger when did the whole thing underwater. It felt really cool at the time cuz it took us like 15 tries lol
In classroom we would always say Bill nye the Russian Spy! So accurate
“What’s your name?”
“Scott”
*points at nose* “what is this?”
“Nose”
*holds hands out* “what am I holding?”
“Nothing”
“Scott knows nothing!”
as soon as he said ha you cant drop a pocket i dropped my hotpocket lol rip my hotpocket tho
o7
0:22 in my elementary School it was I hate you you hate me let’s team up in Kill barney with an RPG and a four X four no more purple dinosaur 😅
SAME
I can relate to every single one of them.
Omg the Chinese swear one was everywhere at my school! Brings back memories.
I remember that pinky finger thing! I pointed it at this girl in my grade and she looked like she was about to have a heart attack, I was so confused because I didn’t even know about the middle finger that well. When I told her I had no idea what pointing the pinky meant she looked like she saw a ghost.