You've Assaulted Me By Taking My Photo, I Don't Think So Mate 😂😂

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @gav2759
    @gav2759 2 года назад +152

    It never ceases to amaze me, how people are utterly convinced stuff they have made up inside their own heads, is the law of the land.

    • @bobmirdiff2043
      @bobmirdiff2043 2 года назад +14

      . . . or 'The Voices' might have told them!

    • @WorksopGimp
      @WorksopGimp 2 года назад +5

      Ego bigger than the brain

    • @ianpennington5856
      @ianpennington5856 2 года назад +4

      @@WorksopGimp IQ smaller than waist size!

    • @m4rt1n0nY0utub3
      @m4rt1n0nY0utub3 2 года назад +3

      Taking a photograph does not deprive a person of something, or impose something on a person; it's simply capturing the photons which are bouncing off them.

    • @notmodeling8070
      @notmodeling8070 2 года назад +2

      What gets me is how,idots jjst gomto place like this to causenamstir for likes and views sad old man with ansad seedy life

  • @Parawingdelta2
    @Parawingdelta2 2 года назад +55

    How bloody childish can someone get when they think they've been assaulted!

  • @georgebarnes8163
    @georgebarnes8163 2 года назад +42

    LOL, you took my image , who in their right mind would want to take a picture of Jabba the Hutt. The other guys were so cool.

  • @silverstreetmoto1458
    @silverstreetmoto1458 2 года назад +15

    "facilities manager" = bog cleaning busybody 🤣 nice one PJ 👍👍✌️

  • @brunobrauer6301
    @brunobrauer6301 2 года назад +13

    You stole his soul with your magic box!

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  2 года назад +4

      He can have it back, I don't frigging want it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @adambrown2626
    @adambrown2626 2 года назад +9

    Not gonna lie, I chuckled so many times throughout this vid, what a bunch of characters, great vid PJ.

  • @miksyezpatelik
    @miksyezpatelik 2 года назад +17

    PJ, you will have to take a large box of tissues with you in future mate ! That last big daisy looked as though he was going to burst into tears ! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @judithmatthews8460
    @judithmatthews8460 2 года назад +28

    I thought Ian ws lovely. Calm and struck the right balance. Sensible chat. Not easy to satisfy the privacy the company wants which is often unrealistic. But he did his company credit. I hope his bosses appreciate it. .The other lads were hilarious. I'm surprised Paul Christopher didn't make it out to New Zealand the guys here would appreciate that northern humour. Less said about Mr Paranoia the better.

  • @ytehrani3885
    @ytehrani3885 2 года назад +23

    Really enjoyed the chat between you and the first set of Cazoo guys....loving all the different the Northern accents. The second guy sounded just like Robbie Coltrane, to my ears anyway. You guys are sweet!

  • @veronicasavage1084
    @veronicasavage1084 2 года назад +7

    People often assault my intelligence with being ignorant but I don’t freak out about it. I just put them on my list of people not to talk too.

  • @tenpole41
    @tenpole41 2 года назад +9

    Good to meet some lads with a good sense of humour sadly that dingaling security man had issues made up in his head.

  • @SteveGodrich
    @SteveGodrich 2 года назад +34

    "You've assaulted me" seems to be the go to claim these days when they're trying to stop someone doing something they don't like. I'd love to see their face when they call the police, make the claim, and the copper basically calls them a numpty!

    • @smithbrownjones
      @smithbrownjones 2 года назад +8

      In this case though, the bloke actually thinks that's the Law. I don't think he is smart enough to be using it as a reason to stop the filming in that respect. 😆

  • @manladuuu
    @manladuuu 2 года назад +5

    What a life filming outside the gates of industrial estates marvellous

  • @sapankhurst2015
    @sapankhurst2015 2 года назад +24

    Having fun again PJ.
    Great interactions ....you'll make it to DHL sometime😂😎

  • @clivesmith2886
    @clivesmith2886 2 года назад +4

    The last Security guy must have a low IQ, great video stay safe teaching the right to film in public retired lifeboatmen

  • @PabloTBrave
    @PabloTBrave 2 года назад +8

    You don't have to touch him for assault but you have to at least threaten to do so. Common assault (section 39, Criminal Justice Act 1988)
    A person is guilty of common assault if they either inflict violence on another person - however slight this might be - or make that person think they are about to be attacked.
    They do not have to be physically violent - for example, threatening words or a raised fist could lead the victim to believe they are going to be attacked - and that is enough for the crime to have been committed. Other acts like spitting at someone may also classed as common assault.

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 2 года назад +11

    0:15 Assault doesn't require touching or any physical contact. It's the threat of physical contact. Actual physical contact is battery. But he is totally and utterly wrong to say that filming him is assault - well not unless you were wielding the camera around as a weapon, but then the video would be extremely blurry. And without his implied consent? He gives implied consent by talking to you knowing that you are filming.

  • @stevegray1308
    @stevegray1308 2 года назад +11

    Playing on a scooter all day seems a strange job.

  • @colinsaunderson6682
    @colinsaunderson6682 2 года назад +7

    Ian shows how easy it is to b nice ..it is nice to see

  • @angiebaby3942
    @angiebaby3942 2 года назад +5

    Nice banter with those blokes PJ nice to see no aggression for a change!

  • @andylyon7745
    @andylyon7745 2 года назад +1

    He'll be accusing you of stealing his soul next 😂😂

  • @MrClockworkbanana
    @MrClockworkbanana 2 года назад +3

    Just when you thought you had heard it all. Hahahahaha

  • @Brian169016
    @Brian169016 2 года назад +7

    What a mixture in one place. Nearly all good blokes having a bit of a laugh to brighten up their day. And two NOB HEADS, one being assaulted by a camera. Good audit PJ

  • @zzyzxRDFwy15
    @zzyzxRDFwy15 2 года назад +18

    The only thing you assaulted was his ego. Your camera video went right through his vest and into his chest, up to his brain and reached out and grabbed part of his ego.

  • @ryuken7129
    @ryuken7129 2 года назад +7

    Ian you're a bloody legend keep up the good work sir.......you're a credit to your profession

  • @thedad7313
    @thedad7313 2 года назад +8

    A Facilities Manager who manages the facilities……who would have thought it

  • @davidsmith2910
    @davidsmith2910 2 года назад +3

    them 2 blokes waiting for their cars look like a righ good laugh

  • @misstrekfreak
    @misstrekfreak 2 года назад +1

    Loving the laughing legs towards the end. Keep calm, cool and safe as always 🙏🏻

  • @johnbratley6926
    @johnbratley6926 2 года назад +10

    Hi-vizitis is a terrible affliction it can be contagious. It is usually occurs in both men and women with limited intelligence. It causes delusions of grandeur and an unshakeable belief that they have some authority and power over the public. Sadly the condition is terminal.

  • @badgermcspoon11
    @badgermcspoon11 2 года назад +7

    Facilities Manager lost it….Cazoo yer he did.

  • @stevegray1308
    @stevegray1308 2 года назад +9

    Rofl. That is a level of stupid I have not seen before. You could see the bruises forming and the blood squirting out as you filmed him. Much longer and it would have been a murder charge you faced.

  • @Nickle314
    @Nickle314 2 года назад +31

    He's wrong on the photography. It's not assault. However he's right on the question of touching making an assault. It's not part of the test. Illegal arrest by police officers, with the threat of handcuffs etc, is assault.

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 года назад +6

      An assault is any act (and not mere omission to act) by which a person intentionally or recklessly causes another to suffer or apprehend immediate unlawful violence.
      So an illegal threat of arrest, because the arrest would involve or apprehend violence, is an assault

    • @geodun
      @geodun 2 года назад +5

      When he is feeling masochistic, he walks around his local shopping centre and gets assaulted by all the CCTV cameras. I was assaulted by a dash camera this morning. At one time you had to pay good money to have someone assault you.

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 года назад +2

      @@geodun It's those council CCTV cameras that keep assaulting me.

    • @fredbear9073
      @fredbear9073 2 года назад +2

      An assault is intentional blocking or threats of violence. It becomes battery once physical contact is made.

    • @smithbrownjones
      @smithbrownjones 2 года назад +6

      So I could go to court and argue the case that the speed camera that caught me speeding assaulted me......? What genius that Man is.... 😆

  • @nitrogenated6251
    @nitrogenated6251 2 года назад +2

    Assault is a physical attack. That clown must have blamed the floor when his head broke on it.

    • @paullaw5054
      @paullaw5054 2 года назад

      Nitrogenated, wrong on that one I`m afraid. Assault is actually two parts, the physical part is Battery. The assault can be by being threatened.

  • @Ps119
    @Ps119 2 года назад +6

    When cameras first came out some people objected to being photographed because the picture would capture their soul which I guess is soul assault. Great argument; has me convinced.

    • @gitmoholliday5764
      @gitmoholliday5764 Год назад

      yes.. and they complained about the first motorcycles
      turning cows milk sour 🤓

  • @richardjones8699
    @richardjones8699 2 года назад +4

    Biggest laugh I've had all year.

  • @jrbs
    @jrbs 2 года назад +5

    Those covered transporters are odd. They only normally use these for top end cars.

  • @thehun207
    @thehun207 2 года назад +2

    those two car buyers.had me smiling with them...

  • @j0hnf_uk
    @j0hnf_uk 2 года назад +14

    Oh dear. Good luck trying to prove that one in court, mate. That's assuming the police can stop laughing long enough to perform an arrest and charge. 🤣 What he doesn't realise is there is no, 'implied consent', in a public place, if the subject matter of recording isn't primarily focused on them. If they so choose to put themselves into the frame of the camera view, then that's their choice. It's not as though the camera is being pushed into his face, with him trying to get away from it. This idea that it's, 'assault', is nonsensical.
    I was more interested in the young man doing tricks on the scooter. I assume that's part of his job description(!) The chats you had showed how open some people can be and the atmosphere overall is very amiable. But then, there's always one who has to spoil it. The rubbish he comes out with as a way of trying to stop you doing what you're doing is laughable. A typical case of minding everyone else's business but their own. There's no alternative but to laugh at these clowns. They think they can throw their weight around and exert authority where non exists. A true legend in his own lunchtime, that one.

  • @thewanderer9976
    @thewanderer9976 2 года назад +5

    the two blokes were brilliant proper lads.

  • @donchamers6916
    @donchamers6916 2 года назад +16

    That facilities manager who doesn't seem to have all of his own "facilities", must dread leaving his house. As apparently every single vehicle with a dash cam that passes him on the street, is assaulting him!! The poor soul must be absolutely worn out at the end of each day.

    • @lynnault1814
      @lynnault1814 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @georgehillman5767
      @georgehillman5767 2 года назад

      All those dash cams don’t post his image on RUclips though so…..

    • @donchamers6916
      @donchamers6916 2 года назад

      @@georgehillman5767 Just to save you watching the video again, the facilities manager said " The act of videoing my image without my implyed consent is assault" Nothing to do with what is going to happen to that image. In his confused mind, the very act of videoing him is apparently assault.

  • @DesertRat63
    @DesertRat63 2 года назад +8

    Cracking lads 'Paul Christopher' ex- Halifax rugby player and 'the snooker player' 👍🏻😂🤣

    • @135Ops
      @135Ops 2 года назад +3

      Pocket snooker!

  • @dunny5657
    @dunny5657 2 года назад +12

    It is battery that involves touching. Assault is merely causing somebody to apprehend violence of some sort, for example, swinging a punch t somebody. The guys interpretation was way off though 😄

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  2 года назад +5

      I know, what a nob 🤣🤣

  • @stevegray1308
    @stevegray1308 2 года назад +3

    The first bloke seemed ok for security.

  • @scn017
    @scn017 2 года назад +8

    The reaction of your man getting out of the car at 28:50 sums it up 🤣

    • @interestedlen8823
      @interestedlen8823 2 года назад +3

      He's the facilities manager - and he manages the facilities! Have we all learned something today, team? Ah, deary, deary me.

  • @rogerbuoy8418
    @rogerbuoy8418 2 года назад +4

    I bet he thinks you stole his soul too :o

  • @grahamhall2219
    @grahamhall2219 2 года назад +7

    Is that Johnny Vegas's brother 🤔 😳 👀

  • @kamgunner5920
    @kamgunner5920 2 года назад +5

    Very fun loving traders, not so much the one awkward staff member.

  • @Ubique2927
    @Ubique2927 2 года назад +6

    Gates and fences are where they are for a reason. When you are outside the fence/gate you are not on their property.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 2 года назад

      Hilarious video by "Not to Plod", when dozy coppers said areas outside the fence is out of bounds to civilians at the police station,and the pathway outside couldn't be trespassed on.
      The IQ level was dropping like the mercury in a thermometer.😏

  • @desireous
    @desireous 2 года назад +2

    Can't wait for the court case 👀 😂😂🤣🤣😁. Psychic assault is now a criminal offence 👼

  • @andrewmcintyre8636
    @andrewmcintyre8636 2 года назад +13

    Paul doesn’t seem to be able to keep his legs still or stop laughing. Hmm 🤔

    • @sirtinley-knot2944
      @sirtinley-knot2944 2 года назад +6

      not unusual at all... I know loads like him. just a typical working class lad. bravado and playfulness. nothing sinister.

    • @135Ops
      @135Ops 2 года назад +2

      He's just not comfortable being filmed, stop projecting....

  • @FPL_fomo
    @FPL_fomo 2 года назад +2

    a full house of reactions ,perfect

  • @TonyBecks1969
    @TonyBecks1969 2 года назад +1

    "For 1, it's illegal... and B, DOH" !!!

  • @benjijack22
    @benjijack22 2 года назад +4

    CAZOO!!!! Ian great on security first gate nice interaction go to another gate then your faced with that brain dead clown just unreal same company the idiot - you have taken my picture!! THATS ASSAULT THE BLOODY CLOWN!! SO FUNNY Bless Him he's a STAR! Good Laugh with the guys outside gate - Stay Safe PJ - PINAC!

  • @simonbletsoe7059
    @simonbletsoe7059 2 года назад +2

    Cool video, mate. Real friendly people there.

  • @darrylkennedy2125
    @darrylkennedy2125 2 года назад

    Everyone except that plonker was great. Good interactions makes the day go faster.

  • @stwb579
    @stwb579 2 года назад +4

    BCA gate one guys were brilliant and good fun. Gate two guys and specifically the facilities manager / first aid man was very scary. He sounded like he actually believed his own crap 🤣 how embarrassing. Rugby player and his mate were good crack 👍🏻

  • @simshogun2240
    @simshogun2240 2 года назад +3

    I am lawfully trained and it isn't assault in any way and the nearest it would be is battery and that would be very dubious as no threats have been made and as you have no right to privacy in a public place and as this is publically accessible it is classed as a public place and that is the law. They accept all vehicles and sell some off and scrap the others and sell them for parts and many defective vehicles get sold abroad where they are scrapped as the defective components are also sold to the reconditioners. There is no such thing as implied consent and why do these people assume they have the right to ask questions of the public and assume they have to be answered and you can see the ego's oozing from under their Hi Viz.

    • @135Ops
      @135Ops 2 года назад +1

      @sim shogun Lawfully trained to do what?

  • @AlanReynoldsBucklandJunction
    @AlanReynoldsBucklandJunction 2 года назад +4

    One of the BOY's PJ. Share a pint with this bod. HGV Al in the loft

  • @tractorboy2002
    @tractorboy2002 2 года назад +8

    Goodness, how did Mr Assault ever get a managerial position?

  • @lolorick5885
    @lolorick5885 2 года назад +4

    I used to go to B.C.A. Measham every week, looking for car and spent a lot of time looking for a decent smallish RV also. I would not buy a car from an online auction now, too much frigging hassle

  • @thefaceoftyranny7612
    @thefaceoftyranny7612 2 года назад +1

    @23:00 I love the Accents, Reminds me of Robin hood... the animated Disney one and the vulture's on the jungle book. Always puts a smile on my face.

  • @sappa10
    @sappa10 2 года назад +4

    Ian was fantastic and portrayed the company well whilst maintaining professionalism. but Mr Cry Baby wow the lack of professionalism from him was astounding for someone in his position. The company really need to be swapping their roles around. Ian certainly outperformed him on 'every' level. If I were Mr Cry Baby, I wouldn't turn up for work ever again now this video has been aired!
    The other guys absolutely cracked me up, what amazing and funny guys they were, the youngest one's laugh was contagious, you couldn't help but laugh with him. Really made the video even more enjoyable 'BIG UP!' to all of them, including the third one, with that cheeky smile. Well done PJ on this one. certainly, one of my favourites and one you can come back to time and time again, especially if you're needing that little pick me up x

  • @ajitpatel9106
    @ajitpatel9106 2 года назад +2

    Another absolutely fantastic video. More of these videos and stay safe PLEASE PLEASE.

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  2 года назад

      Thanks 👍👍😊😊

  • @sviews6925
    @sviews6925 2 года назад +1

    Seen this guy recoding my truck today had nice chat and thought who would wanna see this ... got his RUclips 2 hours later still watching 🤣

  • @oldmanonamission8055
    @oldmanonamission8055 2 года назад +4

    You don't have to touch someone to assault them. There is verbal assault as well.

  • @fredbear9073
    @fredbear9073 2 года назад +4

    Now here is a prime candidate for professional medical help due to paranoia of a camera. I believe part of the treatment is to have an enema daily to remove the rest of their damaged brains. Just my opinion. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @santoy1000
    @santoy1000 2 года назад +4

    The title of this vid says it all lol

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 2 года назад +5

    Are these people from a virtual reality world where assault is implied by photons bouncing off your head. He’s thinking of common assault which can be by someone using words to offend you. Not a photographer taking your photo.

  • @steveallen8987
    @steveallen8987 Год назад +2

    Standing really close to someone and shouting loud can be considered assault if it is intimidating, laying hands on is battery.

  • @barryjones8008
    @barryjones8008 2 года назад +3

    You took part of his soul, shame on you😂

  • @colinsaunderson6682
    @colinsaunderson6682 2 года назад +3

    the father and son were cool ..

  • @colinsaunderson6682
    @colinsaunderson6682 2 года назад +3

    tho the first guy was really sound

  • @mlvartistleeds
    @mlvartistleeds 2 года назад +2

    Guy got assaulted by a video 😄 🤣 😂 😆 think he need too rewinding an start again the drip 😄 great video pj 👍

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 2 года назад +4

    21:00 If the prat had kept quiet no one would've noticed him and he would've been anonymous in the background and only his friends and family would've recognised him.

  • @djparis1013
    @djparis1013 2 года назад +2

    taking a picture of him his not assault taking a picture of a nice fit bird we call assault lol

  • @stevenmansell7612
    @stevenmansell7612 Год назад

    just lovely to see happy people in this world 😅

  • @Silkroads733
    @Silkroads733 2 года назад +6

    In legal terms although I don’t agree with it, it can be classed as a form of assault if you raise your hand towards someone in a manner that they think you was about to physically attack them...

  • @twinkle3026
    @twinkle3026 Год назад +1

    Everyone except for 'Mr Grumpy' has been loverly on this video! The giggly ex rugby player made me smile! You handled 'Mr Grumpy' perfectly, as usual, PJ! xxxxx

  • @kevinhodgson5990
    @kevinhodgson5990 2 года назад +4

    Girl on the E-scooter,not bothered being filmed leaving private land onto a public road/path where I’m sure they are illegal to ride.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 2 года назад +1

      Private E scooters are illegal on public land ,whether road or pavement, but don't stop them scooting, it keeps the organ donor list topped up.🤗

  • @1SAM007
    @1SAM007 2 года назад +2

    Always dead batteries…starting engine sounds like a bag of nuts……greatness!

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 2 года назад +6

    I guess it's not a proper PJ Audits video unless you have that one numpty who spoils it for everyone else! 😆

  • @TheBlackDog101
    @TheBlackDog101 2 года назад +8

    You assaulted him when you took a photo, defo, GBH when you filmed him, probably manslaughter when you uploaded the footage to RUclips, that's not fair PJ.

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @markthompson9914
    @markthompson9914 2 года назад

    There’s some VERY STRANGE people out there 😂🤣👍✌️

  • @scoosethom8441
    @scoosethom8441 2 года назад +4

    Lol how can you get to his age and know fkall about basic laws he must live under a rock

  • @markdunkling1604
    @markdunkling1604 2 года назад +9

    Don't think Oliver Hardy's claim of being assaulted by the capturing of photons will stand up in court .

  • @paulwebster3982
    @paulwebster3982 2 года назад

    Loved this video' The contrast from the fun loving guys & the misrable security guy was Poles apart LOL

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 года назад +8

    Oh God that's so funny PJ. What's his arm doing over there??
    He must be a walking parliament or a supreme court judge to so dramatically change the laws of assault and implied consent like that (apparently you've now got to 'give' implied consent which rather buggers up the 'implied' part of it).

  • @shippy555
    @shippy555 2 года назад

    That poor guy, getting "assaulted" hundreds of times every day by all the cameras everywhere!

  • @patrickfivefive3747
    @patrickfivefive3747 2 года назад +1

    That lad in tracksuit is sum Fidgety lol,

  • @stephenmcgreevy9650
    @stephenmcgreevy9650 2 года назад +3

    He has assaulted your intelligence

  • @SteveMidz
    @SteveMidz 2 года назад +6

    Ha ha You caught a funny one there PJ. Wow I've heard it all now "assault you took my image that's assault" pmsl hope I meet such types when I start my Auditing hobby. (nearly there I've got all my equipment sorted now.)

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 2 года назад +1

      To be fair,the assaulted person was Aboriginal ,it's alleged, cameras do steal their souls.😉

    • @SteveMidz
      @SteveMidz 2 года назад

      @@ianhill4585 Haha yeah Croc Dundee did that joke.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 2 года назад +1

      @@SteveMidz I like when one Aborigine, says to his colleague who had said something in the native language , about the baddies they're guarding, "Nah mate, we can't eat em, we just guard them".
      The look on the baddies faces, was priceless.

    • @SteveMidz
      @SteveMidz 2 года назад +1

      @@ianhill4585 Lol yeah Mate.

  • @peteglobe23
    @peteglobe23 2 года назад +2

    Hair cut , shave and beard trim at my local barbers is £10 here in Motherwell

  • @IBIZABIKE
    @IBIZABIKE 2 года назад +3

    He could call the flying squad or z cars

  • @msmrepo3271
    @msmrepo3271 2 года назад +3

    You don't have to touch for assault. It can be words. Touch is battery

    • @sirtinley-knot2944
      @sirtinley-knot2944 2 года назад

      assault requires force or violence in the UK

    • @msmrepo3271
      @msmrepo3271 2 года назад +1

      @@sirtinley-knot2944 threat of force is assault.

  • @mcsporran7228
    @mcsporran7228 2 года назад +1

    I’m a facilities manager and I’m currently doing a stocktake of all the bog brushes!

  • @ef7480
    @ef7480 2 года назад +5

    'implied' consent as opposed to 'express' consent- make sure you know the difference lol

  • @andyfoster1917
    @andyfoster1917 2 года назад +1

    I agree with u 2 entrances two difference in attitudes towards the public and cameras.

  • @ShellL
    @ShellL 2 года назад +1

    You three at the Front Gate are being more than a little Naughty.

  • @wayneplatts7733
    @wayneplatts7733 2 года назад

    If ever the saying chalk and cheese was more evident in one company !!!!

  • @tombell1993
    @tombell1993 2 года назад +1

    Wow he must get assaulted every time he goes shopping, walks in front of a dash cam, strolls down the high street, gets on a bus….and so on!