Don't oversimplify it. THE WORLD works by introducing a reverse z vector on the space of Kakyoin's akashic plane. Your lies to devolve Araki's logic in order for it to be palatable to the common man disgust me.
Part 4 turns from David Bowie murder mystery with dolphin lover to Kakyoin really likes Josuke's mom and can't find David Bowie because of his massive *B O N E R*
Naw, David Bowie eventually threatens Josuke's mom, and that's when Kakyoin reveals his stand's version of the world, which lets him detect any threat to MILFs across the globe, pointing him right to the killer. Fans complain that Araki forgot Hierophant Green had that ability until the last minute, but really he was trying to build tension and using that would have cut the arc in half.
@@shiikae7787 i dont think he left her, just went to america or europe to make music, but now i thinking about it, it doesn't make sense bc he would come back in atleast 50 days
this insinuates that dio not only spared polnareffs life, but took the time to carry him across cairo back to the mansion and then run back to jotaro in 9 seconds and i'm all for it
If u really think about it part 4 would be way different cause Joseph died and Joseph cheated on suizen a after part 3 so josuke would never been born :/
Actually Kakyoin's name in Japanese is Kakyoin Noriaki and thus making Noriaki is his last name similar to Kujo Jotaro, Higashikata Josuke, Kira Yoshikage and other Japanese characters
I love how you edit the audio so the audio and subtitle means the same. Most of this kind of videos just replace the subtitle so the audio and subtitle difference is often very distracting. Appreciate the efforts
Kakyoin:makes a perfectly made final message instead of shooting at a clock tower Joseph:His power is to make Kakyoin fly in a specific way (Edit:Like making letters out of emeralds or shoot a wall like every online shooter game to make art or a message)
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Dio:**stops time**
Kakyoin: So, it's the same type of stand as Hierophant Green
😂😂
i cant 😭😭😭
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT
No i gave kakyoin to stop time
Jotaro VS Dio but Jotaro is Kakyoin.
Thus Jolyne is never born and Josuke never stole any money
And Kira had a quiet and peaceful life
@@LyricalStarr okay i dont get that one, how would kakyoin lay an egg in the first place?
but I came back in part- oh wait, I hid in morioh
Pucci wins
@@gatodesgracado more like where is pucci
"I know how to reveal dio's stand" *Dies*
I love your name and your pfp
That's litereally what happened in the original
Hayato !
~HAYATO~
*H A Y A T O*
"My German Stand is the greatest in the world"
"20 meter radius UV Light"
Ok that just killed me
Same
Wha? Am I still alive? 💀
my German stand
SeKaI IcHi!!!
YOU UTTER FOOL, HEIROPHANT GREEN IS THE WORLD FINEST
Nazi stand
auschwits
*G* olden
*E* xperience
*R* equiem
Stand Name: [The World]
Stand User:[DIO]
Stand Ability:[Making Kakyoin fly away]
But just Kakyoin
Nobody else
Green7wave just Kakyoin
@@vongleng4825 *JUST KAKYOIN* (ddlc reference)
Don't oversimplify it. THE WORLD works by introducing a reverse z vector on the space of Kakyoin's akashic plane. Your lies to devolve Araki's logic in order for it to be palatable to the common man disgust me.
Making Polnareff go back to the stairs was genius.
Lmao
@@Pixelwator157 e
@@canaldogb1194 f
@@TechyyGD g
@@sortgt3225 h
Kakyoin:The secret of DIO’s stand is-
Jospeh: I get it. It’s the ability to send Kakyoin flying
*EXACTLY *
JOSPEHHHHLMAOOSJEHWJDGFH
Jospeh
@@troev Joseph
@@Moss_Muzz you mean Jospeh?
*"MY GERMAN STAND IS THE BEST STAND IN THE WORLD!"*
*"20 METERS UV LIGHT!"*
DIO!
Kakyoin? Wow this is a very bizarre day
@@hithisisabandonedchannelun4417 hi wish you luck
Thanks bro
@Noriaki Kakyoin wow
It’s the ability to make Kakyoin fly away!!!
*Detective 100*
*Omega Bruh momentum*
Mans got a 1 on his insight check
So it's the same type of stand as star platinum?
YES YES YES YES YES
Defective josf
oh boy i can't wait for Emerald is Unbreakable to get animated
Jojo Part 4: Emerald is Undeflectable
Part 5 : Green Wind
Part 6 : Emerald Ocean
Part 7 : Cherry Ball Run
Part 8 : Rerolion
Edit :
Part 9 : Rerolands
part 5 should be Silver Wind since polnareff there
Doppio Vinegar but polneraff’s leg will still gonna get injured
SuperNess77 relolion lol this is the best comment
Dio: *proceeds to punch a hole through Kakyoin's stomach*
Also Dio: *normally punches Jotaro*
Exactly
Plot armour
Star platinum has way more durability and STRENGHT
@@jeffthegamerboy3476 a.k.a Jonathan genes
I guess he likes to play with his food
Dio: starts madness with “KONO DIO DA!”
DIO: ends madness with “KONO DIO DA!”
I want my child's first word to be "KONO DIO DA!"
Cause it is he, Dio
obesecoochie8172 His last words are actually “KONO DIO GA!” It’s “ga” not “da.”
FlappyDappee ok
Omg that’s true cuz when he kissed the girl erina? That’s the rage of jojos and dies saying it
Ah yes, DIO's most powerful attack:
*_J O S E P H J O E S T A R D A_*
Hahahahahahah lmao
Oof- that's funny yes and he makes josepfu grows up big as roadroller
Lol
Lop
jotaros own grandfather tried to kill jotaro
and then after this Kakyoin would take Jotaro’s place in part 4 and kill kira with his 40 meter emerald splash. sorry ambulance
AnGel LASAGNA he appears in part 4 only to kill kira and take kosaku’s place to add shinobu to his milf hunting collection.
@@kidthompson4227 He trains Okuyasu tp become a milf hunter too
Or they would use the same bs they did with Joseph to bring back both him and Jotaro.
Kakyoin will kill Kira after unlocking his titan ability and combining it with the nen rule of the law of equivalent exchange
Or is 40 METER RADIUS AMBULANCE SPASH
Jotaro: *"So its the same type as Star Platinum"*
Also Jotaro: *Sends Dio Flying*
*kakyoin.
Kakyoin purposly let jotaro and joseph die so he could have holly all to himself.
Lol
*OUTSTANDING MOVE*
I was about to say that all he has to do is get rid of her husband, but it's not like he's ever there anyways.
But Kakyoin is Dead
@@mutantlistic24 this video is edited just imagine thats what kakyoin was planning if he didnt die
Jotaro and joseph dies
holly: alone
kakyoin: oh yes its all coming together
oh no *OHHHH NO NO NO*
O h n o
*YES! YES! YES! YES!.... Y E S !*
And so, Josuke never met his father and Kira continued his killing spree. The end
You monster
This is way more confusing than how King Crimson works
nah
Yes it is in my opinion
except for the end which Kakyoin's stand just works
@@vurhn2009
"It just works"
Howard, Todd
But what about ROAD ROLLE- sorry JOSEPH JOESTAR DA?
I love how Dio put Polnareff back on the stairs in 5 seconds.
Just to mess with him
@@OR56 Bruh, now I have to watch this again after 2 years cuz I forgot.
@@LucasD08 lol
0:17
Best Stand power EVER
It's very effective against kakyoin
Perfect to make people cry
The best thing about this, Joseph is still in his character with saying that.
@@raul1476 congratulations you have 69 NICE likes
@@umcaranormal1214 não mais...
then polnareff married that girl that washed him when he was turned into a child then koichi was born and he was the MC of part 4
Wasn’t he always?
and my sweet polnareff isn't murdered or crippled.
@@benjaminhaley3780 no hes a turtle so hes jotaro backyard pet
@@benjaminhaley3780 like jotaro's dolphins
@@abandonedlmao9433 I am one of Jotaro's dolphins. Does this mean I get to see Turtle-reff.
kakyoin cool
Thank you for that message mr cool man
YES YES YES YES YES
Cool
Miniscale Queen I am
@@H3vean_slip kakyoin
"Friendship ended with Hierophant green, now german science is my best friend." -Kakyoin
No he didnt use german cience he used hierophanto german with his UV light summoner ability
This is the alternate universe where Kakyoin doesn't die a virgin
by banging jotaro mother?
@@Yakjzak *Y E S*
@@koro1655 young darby is that u?
nah bruh he already banged his mom
He didn’t die a virgin in jojo Dio made sure of that 😏
"Impossibile! I just killed Dio right now!"
"It is impossible to kill Dio!"
"Understandable, have a nice day"
hah thats so FUNNY(i mean it)
@@dio7901 hi another dio
hello
@@Klowny_Gaming D4C confirmed?
UnderSTANDable
Kakyoin's bizzare adventure: emerald is unbreakable
Emerald Is Undefectable
Milf crusaders
Stone milf
Emerald wind
@@electrowizard2264 *Vento di Smeraldo use the Italian Word
No matter how many times I rewatch this, I always find it a masterpiece that needs to be protected by all the costs
Stand Master: Kakyoin Noriaki
Stand: Hierophant Green
Ability: G E R M A N S C I E N C E
(ty dude in the coments
*as a german, i can agree*
@@neon_____ I’m still wondering why Kakyoin hasn’t used his stand in a way where hierophant green pulls out an Stg-44 and switches it to full auto
Hability?
@@mrtaxcollector9552 Joseph style
@@light-codm1907 Hamonbility
dios stand can send kakyion flying AND summons joseph AND stops time
this stand is too good
Araki: Oh, FINE!! He will stop time, happy?
Also, it teleports Polnareff to the stairs inside Dio's mansion
Alessandro Mazza woah that’s very situational but still
Part 4 turns from David Bowie murder mystery with dolphin lover to Kakyoin really likes Josuke's mom and can't find David Bowie because of his massive
*B O N E R*
100th like :3
I feel like Kakyoin would get along with Okuyasu really well
Damn it David Bowie
Naw, David Bowie eventually threatens Josuke's mom, and that's when Kakyoin reveals his stand's version of the world, which lets him detect any threat to MILFs across the globe, pointing him right to the killer. Fans complain that Araki forgot Hierophant Green had that ability until the last minute, but really he was trying to build tension and using that would have cut the arc in half.
When you use your sweatshirt to cover your boner: STELTH
I like how Kakyoin suddenly became German and won 🤣🤣 it’s Kakyoin’s bizarre Adventure
and then I suddenly came back in part 4....
HOW????
Yes You Still A Live
Ummm what the fuck
@@ZackShark1 *German science*
So it's same type of my stand
Props to you for making them say what they actually say in Japanese. Not only subtitling over a dialogue. This is hilarious. Thank you.
本当にありがたい
@@sashacoulson3936 理解していない。
@@rumiDVD 笑笑花京院流石
@@goodguycarl ？
Can you translate what he said
"I meant it, when i said no one can just deflect the emerald splash."
- Kakyoin 1988
No one can
Then everybody must be named no one.
@@draforgg5594 no please
@@zephyr8921 there shall be no one named no one
@@zephyr8921 mom hot
What about alternative.
Stand name: The World
Stand user: Dio
Stand ability: Making Polnareff 2 stairs down.
"My friendship with emerald splash is gone, now uv light is my best friend"
-Noriyaki
Noriaki
LOL
NOKIAya
Yes
lmao
*All the joestar's dies*
*Holly alone*
Kakyoin: Oh yes its all coming together.
>All the Joestars
Giorno and Josuke: Am I a joke to you?
Jotaro's Father: Omg holly are you cheating on me ?
Holly: I can explain !
Kakyoin: I have to continue the blood line, mister joestar.
GoForAPunch23 sadao kujo left holly and didn’t even come back, so it’s fine,
@@shiikae7787 i dont think he left her, just went to america or europe to make music, but now i thinking about it, it doesn't make sense bc he would come back in atleast 50 days
THE NORIAKI BLOODLINE
this insinuates that dio not only spared polnareffs life, but took the time to carry him across cairo back to the mansion and then run back to jotaro in 9 seconds and i'm all for it
I can't believe that Kakyoin is secretly the descendant of Stroheim
It all makes sense now
WHAT When does it say it?
Whoosh
@@zeynepdogan6125 you did not know it already? it is one of the biggest theorys regarding Jojo at the moment
@@omggom2488 WHAT
0:19
You fool!
Secret of DIO's stand The World is...
To move Polnareff down the stairs
Yes , somebody without me write about polnaredd and stairs
Dio send polnareff back to mansion omg, heeheehee
YAKAMASHI
@@ochinchindaisuki7907 ho , you apporaching me?
I suppose you also saw those Russian videos from Запомни меня?
*Kakyoin dies* later... Kakyoin: sup guys im back
So if Kakyoin survived part 3, he’ll take Jotaro’s place in part 4.
Josuke’s Mom: *chuckles* I’m in Danger
legit as kakyoin's ability is literally tentacles and splash
@@someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744 oH.
If u really think about it part 4 would be way different cause Joseph died and Joseph cheated on suizen a after part 3 so josuke would never been born :/
@@proxyth7142 pretty sure it was before but idk
@@GamingSpiral yes like 5 years prior to when stardust crusaders starts
Stand Name: [Reich Cyborg]
Stand User: [Stroheim]
Stand Ability: [The power of German Science]
this sounds like a lit stand
The stand name lit tho🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
German science is the greatest
Jawohl
@@rdr2v1nce7 jamoin
True art.
-its sad
-its funny
-makes you cry
but most importantly..
there is Kakyoin, which is gonna start a new show "Noriaki's Bizarre Adventure"
Part 2: MILF HUNTING TENDENCIES
*HOLY SHIT THATS A GOOD IDEA*
Ahem........... Kakyoins Canon first name is tenmei (araki confirmed it) just spreading knowledge because it's a common misconception
i mean, in this timeline he continued the joestar bloodline so yeah
Gowther part 1: DILF BLOOD
Kakyoin remembered that the power of stroheim is stronger than the power of friendship.
1990s: Oil Tanker
2015: Road Roller Da
2020: *JOESPH JOESTAR DA*
Pretty good joke bro
But in the same years in Jojo
That was funny xd.
but this vid was made in 2019
Nice joke but you typo
Stand: The World
Stand User: Dio Brando
Stand Ability: Making Kakyoin Fly Away And Using Joseph Joestar To Kill His Grandson
And also to teleport Polnareff back to mansion stairs
@@np5229 he use ability to fly Polnareff back
Yes, with the ability to move polnareff back to the mansion stiars
and he made kakyoin use his secret super power german technology!!!
@Mostafa Salem its a joke remember when kakyoin defeats dio with 'german technology' in this vid?
2:57 “Heard you could deflect the emerald splash. Deflect this”
Cry about it
"party this you fucking casual"
@@patheticest Alright get good emo
DIO : *Proceeds to deflect the UV lights to Kakyoin and made him get deadly diseases from it*
Kakyoin : KONO kakyoin DA *dies*
Kakyoin: cry me a river
*Dio has blood everywhere*
Kakyoin: or that.
RIP Josuke and Jolyne
Press F to pay respect
K: We will remembet Jotaro and Joseph...
P: Hey, what about Avdol and I-
K: *SHUT!*
*_crying in french_*
IIIIIGGGGGGGGYYYYYYY
See ya
I get it, the power of the world is to make kakyoin shoot the clock.
Jolyne: why u want to restart the universe?
Pucci:
Jolyne: Why do you want to save that red head milf huntin' ass
Pucci:So that I can pull the biggest "f*ck you" to Jotaro by having him marrie Holly.
Jotaro, is that you??
Pucci: because that old fricking prick Joseph joestar cheated on his wife suzie q with a teen when he was like 80 and josuke was born
You thought it was jotaro who killed Dio
But it was me kakyoin !
Edit: thanks for the likes :D
Giorno Brando wait, your giorno
what is this cross-season episode?
Hi
@@shaftcity5842 It Was I HISOKA
Kono Kakyoin da
0:33 context is everything and in this scene Kakyoin just looks so completely disappointed and its very funny to me
"DIO'S Ability is to make Kakyoin fly away!"
"Kakyoin, i finally get your dying message!"
no....DIO'S TRUE ABILITY IS TO THROW CONSTRUSCTION EQUIPMENT AT JOTARO!!!!!!!!!
@@ZigIsLegitHim
And only at Jotaro.
Yes
Only jotaro
@@ZigIsLegitHim No only on jojos
“You expected Dio, but it was ME, KAKYOIN!”
It was I
@@doppioinahat7924 Well played
So, he sent Polnareff ALL THE WAY BACK to Dio’s mansion
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Dio: in my nine seconds of stop time, I will end this! *5 minutes later irl of him just standing there* Also Dio: ok so now I will end this!
"It is impossible to kill DIO!"
Pucci: I agree
Kars and the sun: are we a joke to u?
For Kars, yes, you are always a joke.
@@thetan3066 except for space and volcanoes
Wait why did the guy with the sun stand not kill dio?
@@GunParkYamazaki watch Hamon beat debunking part 3 u will understand
@@GunParkYamazaki possibly because the stand does not emit light energy, unlike the actual stand and hamon.
0:41 "(I, Jotaro Joestar, will kill you for cheating on Suzie Q)" LMAO
In hebunsu
Jotaro:i jotaro joestar Will kill you for cheating on suzie q
Joseph:My grandson eally doesn't have any mercy
@@Goofy_Bread I ain't female
@@jotarokujo3745 Nobody said you were a girl
@@Goofy_Bread he didnt understand it cause he dont speak English
@@normalguylol8051 LMAO
I like how polnareff has plot armor cuz he's essentially needed for golden wind
The "20 Meter radius UV light!" was the best
And then kakyoin married Holly and they lived happily ever after
Kakyoin will hunt more milfs after he married holly
NO, ONLY NO
FBI OPEN UP
@@badinfluenceforchildren7777 like Joseph Joestar
@@do2631 Dafuq?! Welp, thanks for my Upcoming Nightmare, Best Christmas Present 😿🔫
Is nobody going to mention Polnareff getting sent back to the stairs-
@Josh Cortez Music You dont even have to be a true fan or even a fan, you would had to just watched those episodes
Araki forgot
ZA WARUDO
Walk down if you wish to serve me once more
Walk up if you wish to die
"MY GERMAN STAND IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!"
*IT FUCKING KILLED ME AHAHAHAH*
Stand User: Noriaki Kakyoin
Stand Name: Heirophant Green Requiem UV
Stand Ability: 20-meter UV light
Lol
And making Dio’s head f++king explode
No its heirophant green german uv mode
And now is kakyoin's emerald adventure
You thought it was Dio but,
*Kono Rero da*
hahahahahahahaha, I die😂
"I am lick"
Can't upvote for it's 666 likes 🤘🏻
1:12 Bro this shit catched me off guard so hard 💀 Beautiful
Kakyoin’s real name was revealed:
Kakyoin Stroheim
Actually it would be Noriaki Stroheim, since Kakyoin is actually his family name.
@@tashkent561 wooooosh
@@CindersGD don't woooosh him/her. He/she actually made the joke better by making noriaki stroheim, which sounds better than Kakyoin stroheim.
@@CoolManCoolMan123 true
In asia last name and first name is opposite
and kakyoins get jotaro mother.
then lays egg
And koichi comes out
Just according to keikaku
then koichi continues the family tradition and lays an egg of his own
@@herechickens1809 part 9 confirmed?
Why is nobody talking about how well this is edited. Respect
And thats how started the Noriaki bloodline adventures
Noriaki x Joestar, don't forget he banged jotaro's mother
Actually Kakyoin's name in Japanese is Kakyoin Noriaki and thus making Noriaki is his last name similar to Kujo Jotaro, Higashikata Josuke, Kira Yoshikage and other Japanese characters
@@babakana3721 ya reversed it buddy
2:20
Fool the true power of the world is to put on immediate makeup
The same type of stand as Cinderella?
@@jackattackanims8387 no, Cinderella is slow af
@@pisiwastaken1514 yeah but Cinderella can change your face entirely not just put on make up
@@omggom2488 for 30 minutes
Jotaro and Joseph : *Dies*
Kakyoin : *Immense Cry*
Holy : *Alone*
Kakyoin again : The name Jotaro Shall Be reborn again as my son
Dio's stand's power is the ability to send Kakyoin flying
Jotaro: So its the same type of stand as Star Platinum
Dio: Why Kakyoin still alive?
Kakyoin: German Science is the best on the world!!!
Joseph: Ah shit, here we go again.
Remembered about Stroheim
Sutoroheimu
@@exnite511 yes
Joseph died
It's a Shame they weren't in germany by that time,kakyoin could have survived
I love how you edit the audio so the audio and subtitle means the same. Most of this kind of videos just replace the subtitle so the audio and subtitle difference is often very distracting. Appreciate the efforts
Dios stando powah is to make kakyoin fly
Devraptor that’s it the only power DIO has
Yu what about his power to summon road rollers and troll polnareff
That is meme powers
@@kierancc9095 but his stand can only make kakyoin fly
THIS IS A GOD TIER SHITPOST
"the power to fling kakyoin"
The fact that all that happened just because Joseph didn’t understand Kakyoin’s message-
Edit: Thanks for so many likesss, I never got so many ._.
Kakyoin:makes a perfectly made final message instead of shooting at a clock tower
Joseph:His power is to make Kakyoin fly in a specific way
(Edit:Like making letters out of emeralds or shoot a wall like every online shooter game to make art or a message)
Beacuse its an ending its not real
@@maryanncoleta6141 i know that it’s not real, that’s why I said this lul
Lul
It’s the ability to make Kakyoin fly away!
+100 IQ increased
Thumbnail achievement: ur first kiss was with kakyoin!
Stand Name: [The World: Greatest High]
Stand User: [DIO FINAL]
Ability: [JOSEPH JOESTAR DAAAA!!!!]
2nd Ability: [RODA ROLLA DAAAA!!!!]
3rd Ability: [Making kakyoin fly away]
Stats: [S] [S] [S]
😀😀😀😁😁😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
you're soooo funny dude
Final round
He don't have [RODA ROLLA DAAAA!!!!] he have the Ability to don't let the french climb up the stairs
@@FardZORIGIN Oh cmon dude why all those emojis, this is JoJo.
Dio: *Kills everyone*
Kakyoin: Looks like I have to resort to extreme German measures!
Plot twist kakyoin was almost died but the german soldier came and saved him and make his stand into a UV light
Avdol and Iggy:
Are we a joke to you?
Well, they were dead long before Kakyoin died lmao
They ded bud
Joseph and jotaro: watching kakyoin
3:19: when you spectating from heaven
20 meter uv light is the ultimate stand
A wise man once said :
"*GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST*!!!!!!!!!!"
and most of all,
KAISER IS GOD AND LORD FOR DA WIN!
Hitler
*"i, Kakyoin Noriaki, Loves cherry So let me rero rero one before i die"*
Jolyne right now:
*guess i wont exist*
Finally an ending in which the protagonists survive
I thought I was doing ok, that I could _stand_ this Jojoke
Then Polnareff went back to the stairs - it's 3 AM I shouldn't be laughing
*screaming in french* (also 69 likes nice)
@@oabloalter NOW LET'S MAKE IT 420 COMMENTS
second comment
3
4
5
I cant imagine DIO using za warudo to trow kakyoyin's dead body at jotaro
Stand abbility[make Kakyoin fly away]
I DIO SHALL RULE THIS WORLD BY RENAMING EVERYONE KAKYOIN!
That's really geneauoauaiuos
0:53 jotaro sounds like he vomited
lol omg that was painful
@@mikeoxlon OMG JOTARO
@@mikeoxlon wtf jatora
Hóooooooooaaah