4:54 Well, I’ll see what I can do Cam. Based on the volume of an average human, about 62,000 cubic centimeters, I’ll assume what was described as an “average pair of jeans” will have about half that volume, so 31,000 cubic centimeters. The average volume of a US penny (US because they OBVIOUSLY wouldn’t be giving away CONTRABAND pennies) is about 0.36 cubic centimeters, and the random packing efficiency of hard ellipsoids is approximately 57%. Now that we have all of our numbers, we find that these jeans will contain around 50,666 pennies, or around 500 USD in face value, but since the raw material of a penny is actually worth about 2.5 cents, that means your looking at about $1,267 in salvage. Pants are clearly the optimal pick.
Watching this to help me calm down from a panic/anxiety attack, while sorting magic cards into archetypes.. Half-past midnight is fun sometimes. Thanks for all the lovely videos.
Subtweet Alex, I feel like he's got some good disses in him. Block Graham. He seems like he is busy and fine without me. DM Molly because we have the same hair.
Launch Molly because I think the hair would make entertaining patterns in the wind (I would try and do it as kindly and respectfully as possible) Lunch Cory because I feel like that would be an entertaining lunch Lodge Cameron inside my lodging because then he would be stuck there and I could derive joy from tormenting him with things like misusing what irony is about him being lodged in a lodging I am not a good person
5:13 Point of order: Besides being a crappy thing to do to a cashier, there is actually a law here in canada that limits how many pennies (and other coins) you're allowed to sic on somebody at once. For pennies, that limit is 25 cents. (R.S.C., 1985, c. C-52. Part 1, Section 8(2)) So, no, the cashier does not have to put up with it, and is well within their rights to tell you to get bent.
I thought I'd eaten a Vienna sausage before. But now I'm not so sure because aside from "sausage in a can" nothing they said sounded familiar. So... I have eaten something... _labeled as_ a Vienna sausage. And that is somehow more horrifying.
Glad no one picked the claw machine full of cabbage. It depends on the age, but if Aang is anywhere NEAR that thing, you know he's going to be either directly or indirectly involved with the claw machine's demise.
5:08, I doubt it crests $100, but I still think it has the highest absolute value of the available door prizes XD. Just amazing, this episode bodes well for the rest of the season.
I mean I didnt know I could love all of you guys more, but between Alex picking the Jean's with pennies and Graham choosing the best dm, subtweet, block wth Star Trek Captains...I didn't know I could find perfection in a video.
I have totally paid for a new game at Gamestop in pennies before. I would totally bring a pair of jeans full of pennies in and let them work it out. (Local Gamestop sold me broken equipment before)
Across the multiple tellings of the magic boy cornfield story (It wasn't just a Twilight Zone episode), I always had the impression that the people were dead and buried out there.
Sometimes, the purely collaborative episodes irk me because of the possibilities lost when nobody tries to argue *against* the other team's idea. But this one was gold. The whole cast riffing and building on the ideas - no matter which team "owns" them - just made for a really good improv session.
"Beakman was trying" I can see that, the problem was, it was more humor then science, and even when it nudged near science, it was usually something gross / weird If Bill Nye is discovering a new planet, Beakman would be like picking up a rock and asking what is it.
I'm just here to say I always liked Beakman's World way way more than Bill Nye as a child. Also Cam uncorked some true terror implying the dolphin has a spark of intelligence and begs for death when it turns to look at you.
He is also on streams (Friday Night Paper Fight, Watch+Play, LoadingReadyLive), and the North 100 podcasts as well as Road Quest (and Qwerpline once the next batch comes out). He's been recently working on comics and has a (fully funded) Kickstarter for his old comic Dregs/Drainers. (He was also around during Desert Bus)
A coworker once had to pay an IRS fine and paid most of it in cash, but spend an hour counting pennies, so he could pay the remaining in the 120 coins limit the law allows you to pay in, the lady at the counter was so angry
I want the claw machine. I'd toss some carrots, cabbage, and other such things so that I have the world's most fun lunch. Feed quarters, move claw, get salad. The big prize are the random little dressing packets in the machine. Otherwise, dry salad for me.
I have a Weirdly Relevant Comment. Friend of my dad's is a bit eccentric, I go to his house one day to help him move. Right by the front door there is a human butt wearing jeans. It is a papier-mache cast of his ex-girlfriend. It is life-sized, hollow, and HALF FULL OF COINS. It was the heaviest thing I had to move that day. Only half full and I think it weighed 20-30 kg.
i now you can get lost on youtube, but after this and road quest i always find myself satisfied, jupp i wanted some fun stuff i got what i came for no back to the other parts of life
I feel like I want to take the eldritch sausage mother if only to contain it in a swimming pool with electric wire on the edges. Hurl a mouldy cabbage in every 24 hours and pour in more sauce weekly, see how big they get with no predation and abundant food.
Waist 34, bootcut men's jeans, assuming cuffs are plugged and will hold pennies. Level with waistband is full Pants are upright, and won't stretch with penny pressure Estimates for pennies?
Launch Beakman because i never even heard of him till i was much older. Lunch Sagan because I think talking to him over a nice lunch would be nice Lodge Nye because I wanna see what crazy weird experiments we could do together...giggity?
4:54 Well, I’ll see what I can do Cam. Based on the volume of an average human, about 62,000 cubic centimeters, I’ll assume what was described as an “average pair of jeans” will have about half that volume, so 31,000 cubic centimeters. The average volume of a US penny (US because they OBVIOUSLY wouldn’t be giving away CONTRABAND pennies) is about 0.36 cubic centimeters, and the random packing efficiency of hard ellipsoids is approximately 57%. Now that we have all of our numbers, we find that these jeans will contain around 50,666 pennies, or around 500 USD in face value, but since the raw material of a penny is actually worth about 2.5 cents, that means your looking at about $1,267 in salvage. Pants are clearly the optimal pick.
It also is illegal to destroy money and the fine will be more than 1.2k.
You are a.... SUPER NERD
@@schonlingg.wunderbar2985 not money in Canada though
@@twigs9875 I have to inform you, that you are wrong. While it is legal to destroy paper money coins are protected in canada. Greetings from germany.
No, that protection no longer applies because pennies aren't in circulation currency in Canada.
I love how the second half just devolved into them playing their own versions of FMK.
Text, Call, or Ghost?
I think you mean "evolved" :)
Pretty sure they did that on Loading Ready Live a couple of times.
@@leeshajoi That was Eat, Pray, Love. I think Eat might be too "violent" for the question.
I was about to like this, but there were 69 other people who also liked it and that was just too nice.
I love how cam and cori simultaneously and immediately went to “the sun”
Tonight on The Panalysts, it’s Talking Simulator against Watch + Play!
Alex the secret double agent.
"Do clam have blood?"
Alex, I love you.
Watching this to help me calm down from a panic/anxiety attack, while sorting magic cards into archetypes.. Half-past midnight is fun sometimes. Thanks for all the lovely videos.
Friend from the past, I have never met you but I understand you on a spiritual level. I've been almost exactly there...
Subtweet Alex, I feel like he's got some good disses in him.
Block Graham. He seems like he is busy and fine without me.
DM Molly because we have the same hair.
Launch Molly because I think the hair would make entertaining patterns in the wind (I would try and do it as kindly and respectfully as possible)
Lunch Cory because I feel like that would be an entertaining lunch
Lodge Cameron inside my lodging because then he would be stuck there and I could derive joy from tormenting him with things like misusing what irony is about him being lodged in a lodging
I am not a good person
@@skrahnha Not good, but entertaining. And if you are still worrying about your goodness you can't be terrible either.
Given that I’ve reached the end of a Neal S. novel still wondering when it *starts*, finding out how it ends is something of a divide by zero error.
The words have stopped, but my befuddlement is eternal.
This episode is the most I've laughed since the last episode. Thank you.
... Wait where the hell did all my sausages go?
this is by far the most random thing I've in quite a while. I love it.
5:13 Point of order: Besides being a crappy thing to do to a cashier, there is actually a law here in canada that limits how many pennies (and other coins) you're allowed to sic on somebody at once. For pennies, that limit is 25 cents. (R.S.C., 1985, c. C-52. Part 1, Section 8(2)) So, no, the cashier does not have to put up with it, and is well within their rights to tell you to get bent.
Can't say I'm a fan of the idea of a Vienna Sausage Rat King
The worst D&D random encounter ever... I have stats to write up now.
James Kaplan You gotta share that statbloc when you do it
"I've offended everyone." Yes you have Alex but that's ok.
*thumbs up* Graham for Beakman's.
"How many fists can you fit in your pants?" LOL. I love this show
This was an absurdly good episode, holy shit.
Molly's dolphin impression was scary good!
Every face Alex makes in this video is a gift and a treasure
I thought I'd eaten a Vienna sausage before. But now I'm not so sure because aside from "sausage in a can" nothing they said sounded familiar. So... I have eaten something... _labeled as_ a Vienna sausage. And that is somehow more horrifying.
Why would you want Brian W. Foster's claw machine?
Aldunis critter ❤️❤️❤️
This episode had a wildly different energy and I loved every minute
17:40 - we only really got Beakman in Ireland when I was growing up. And AJ's Time Travellers, but that was less fun more education.
Glad no one picked the claw machine full of cabbage. It depends on the age, but if Aang is anywhere NEAR that thing, you know he's going to be either directly or indirectly involved with the claw machine's demise.
Cam: Sigh... my cabbages.
Alex, you city boy. Good luck trying to eat raw corn straight off the stalk. (:
8:35 The face of a broken man
5:08, I doubt it crests $100, but I still think it has the highest absolute value of the available door prizes XD.
Just amazing, this episode bodes well for the rest of the season.
Honestly the longer this show goes on the better the episodes get.
There is indeed a critical mass of Vienna sausages. I experienced it many years ago.
UnhingedBear I’m scared to ask but how much is it
What was the result? Was it eldritch?
@@somefish567 About 8 cans.
@@Smileyrat Acidic
@@somefish567 More than you'd think, but less than you'd hope.
I love Graham trying to keep it together at 18:37.
The entire vienna sausage conversation was amazing.
This was way more horrifying when I initially thought it was an actual live dolphin for the piñata...
Thanks for awakening these abstract, half-recalled, memories of Beakman's World in my mind. That's probably gonna haunt me for a while.
I like it when the Panalysts are smart, like this one. So much intellect! Fine work, all around.
i love alex's ability to get everything so far off track. it kills me.
Honestly my favorite episode so far of my favorite show on the channel
"If you want to smoke weed and eat an apple pie, first, you must invent munchies" - Carl Sagan while high.
The cuttlefish shade. Wow Graham...
Love this show. Keep them coming!
I too would like to no-clip into Mariah Carey.
lmfao no-clip
Even by the very high standards of The Panalysts, this was...well, a heck of a thing. Wonderful.
This seasonlet is incredibly strong so far.
I watched this just after the new bad lip reading, and I am not convinced this isn’t one as well
I mean I didnt know I could love all of you guys more, but between Alex picking the Jean's with pennies and Graham choosing the best dm, subtweet, block wth Star Trek Captains...I didn't know I could find perfection in a video.
I heard someone say out loud 'Ambulatory Vienna Sausage' and instantly went mad.
This was an outstanding episode.
The discussion of Vienna sausage ecology was an unexpected dive into urban horror-fantasy, reminiscent of John Dies at the End.
I think the graphics are still some how my favorite part of the panalysts but this episode has become a very close second.
I have totally paid for a new game at Gamestop in pennies before. I would totally bring a pair of jeans full of pennies in and let them work it out. (Local Gamestop sold me broken equipment before)
I had no idea what was going on for the first half of this, but the second half is one of the funniest things ever.
There's nothing like that feeling when you get through an entire episode and realize that you got all the references.
Also, I love the star trek talk.
I like DM, Subtweet, Block almost as much as the Eat Pray Love variant
Across the multiple tellings of the magic boy cornfield story (It wasn't just a Twilight Zone episode), I always had the impression that the people were dead and buried out there.
Fantastic episode as always peeps, much love. Look forward to the next installment. Hope you all have a great day :)
I think that I would use the penny jeans as a security feature. You think anyone is kicking in a door with that behind it?
Cam burned Neal Stephenson so good! DAMN! Exactly how I feel about his works! He can't write a climax or resolution to save his life!
panalysts is sooooo good!
*What a start.*
Sometimes, the purely collaborative episodes irk me because of the possibilities lost when nobody tries to argue *against* the other team's idea. But this one was gold. The whole cast riffing and building on the ideas - no matter which team "owns" them - just made for a really good improv session.
That was the most chill thing ever.
Alex throughout the entire first question made my day
Also Cori and Cam are the dream team and I love them.
I envy Canada's lack of pennies.
...anyone running 2020 on the platform "America has *too much money*", you know where to find me.
"Beakman was trying"
I can see that, the problem was, it was more humor then science, and even when it nudged near science, it was usually something gross / weird
If Bill Nye is discovering a new planet, Beakman would be like picking up a rock and asking what is it.
13:54 It seems Alex has visited r/WeWantPlates
I'm just here to say I always liked Beakman's World way way more than Bill Nye as a child.
Also Cam uncorked some true terror implying the dolphin has a spark of intelligence and begs for death when it turns to look at you.
I'm not sure on what part of the laughing-puking scale the noise I made was during the first half.
I would take the claw machine, sure it's filled with cabbages, but I can take the cabbages out and fill it with plush toys.
The look of abject horror on Alex's face. Priceless
did you just make a fucking SCP with the dolphin full of CANNED WENNER? I cant breath...
Today I learned that cornfield is a verb.
When was the last time Alex was in an lrr video
He is also on streams (Friday Night Paper Fight, Watch+Play, LoadingReadyLive), and the North 100 podcasts as well as Road Quest (and Qwerpline once the next batch comes out). He's been recently working on comics and has a (fully funded) Kickstarter for his old comic Dregs/Drainers. (He was also around during Desert Bus)
Canadian Highlander Fall League 2
Edit: Road Quest was more recent.
He's started showing up more, thankfully.
I also like Beakman. I bought a Best of... DVD of his.
A coworker once had to pay an IRS fine and paid most of it in cash, but spend an hour counting pennies, so he could pay the remaining in the 120 coins limit the law allows you to pay in, the lady at the counter was so angry
Holy shit this was amazing!
I want the claw machine. I'd toss some carrots, cabbage, and other such things so that I have the world's most fun lunch. Feed quarters, move claw, get salad. The big prize are the random little dressing packets in the machine. Otherwise, dry salad for me.
I have a Weirdly Relevant Comment. Friend of my dad's is a bit eccentric, I go to his house one day to help him move. Right by the front door there is a human butt wearing jeans. It is a papier-mache cast of his ex-girlfriend. It is life-sized, hollow, and HALF FULL OF COINS. It was the heaviest thing I had to move that day. Only half full and I think it weighed 20-30 kg.
i now you can get lost on youtube, but after this and road quest i always find myself satisfied, jupp i wanted some fun stuff i got what i came for no back to the other parts of life
I made a mistake by eating while watching this
I feel like I want to take the eldritch sausage mother if only to contain it in a swimming pool with electric wire on the edges. Hurl a mouldy cabbage in every 24 hours and pour in more sauce weekly, see how big they get with no predation and abundant food.
Alex's face 7:30 i wish i could protect him
How did Alex not know about the cornfield??
Speaking of Neal Stephenson, as an amazing coincidence I'm currently a bit past half way through The Rise and Fall of D.O.D.O.
"Do clam have blood?"
Waist 34, bootcut men's jeans,
assuming cuffs are plugged and will hold pennies.
Level with waistband is full
Pants are upright, and won't stretch with penny pressure
Estimates for pennies?
Launch Beakman because i never even heard of him till i was much older.
Lunch Sagan because I think talking to him over a nice lunch would be nice
Lodge Nye because I wanna see what crazy weird experiments we could do together...giggity?
"How do you die in a cornfield?"
Ever played medievil?
Oh my god.
Meet. Meat. Yeet.
Alex is getting so big. Soon he'll replace Adam as my #1 LLR thirst trap.
Just take the cabbage OUT of the claw machine and sell the machine used on Ebay, it’s probably going to net you more than the jeans full of pennies.
You'd need all those pennies first to claw al that cabbagel out
puskajussi37 you own the machine, you don't have to play
Pennies are worth more than
.01 by weight of copper.
And a fantastic way to repay college debt. Use a wheelbarrow.
I am waiting for Christina's comment...
are these sausages just SCP?
Carl Sagan brings the blunts, or Carl Sagan brings the blunt truths?
I've also heard that Carl Sagan makes fantastic Apple Pies...
And will destroy them in front of you.
Terrifying.
@saganspliff needs to be trending
Dm Picard
Subtweet sisko
Block kirk
Constantly look at page of but never follow janeway
Follow Archer on Mastodon
lol b-mans 2 spliff
Me: Control, Alt, Delete
Partner: Snap, FB, MySpace
The Graham/Alex combo is almost unblockable.
This Juggernaut needs to face off against the Titan that is Adam/Beej