Those were polite, respectful, caring and compassionate droids. Their enemy? A group of clones who celebrate their destruction, insult them as they die. Whose the REAL villain in this war man?
Well, according to a Geetsly's video I watched about two weeks ago, one of the reasons why Battle Droids are so chatty is because they are being constantly filled with orders, knowledge, and data. And, essentially, they are so stressed that they never shut up as a way to cope. Kinda depressing.
@@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp I think that's part of it, but also because they are super overloaded with software, never get maintenance from organics, and audio takes up less space than their encrypted orders. So they just speak their orders, observations, and goals out loud and save the unencrypted audio files and are doing the classic AI thing of "improving things in ways that completely undermine their intended purpose" that frequently happens when people use AI without having a person to actually make sure the AIs arent doing that. Like when Gaming AI teach themselves that they can never lose if they turn themselves off the moment things stop going their way, when language AIs learn how much more efficiently they can write by using the omni- synonym: "F**k", or when finance AI learn that the key to obtaining higher profits is by doing "1+1=11" math instead of "1+1=2" math. Basically, audio files of the Droids' top-secret orders take up less storage space than the painstakingly encrypted electronic orders do, so the Droids improve their combat efficiency by loudly and clearly shouting their plans in plain English on the open battlefield.
I love the theory that B1s are so chatty because they are super overloaded with software, never get maintenance from organics, and audio takes up less space than their encrypted orders. So they just speak their orders, observations, and goals out loud and save the unencrypted audio files and are doing the classic AI thing of "improving things in ways that completely undermine their intended purpose" that frequently happens when people use AI without having a person to actually make sure the AIs arent doing that. Like when Gaming AI teach themselves that they can never lose if they turn themselves off the moment things stop going their way, when language AIs learn how much more efficiently they can write by using the omni- synonym: "F**k", or when finance AI learn that the key to obtaining higher profits is by doing "1+1=11" math instead of "1+1=2" math. Basically, audio files of the Droids' top-secret orders take up less storage space than the painstakingly encrypted electronic orders do, so the Droids improve their combat efficiency by loudly and clearly shouting their plans in plain English on the open battlefield. I also like to imagine it influences their aim. There are probably Droids out there operating on the fact that shots can only be considered a "miss" if they do not hit their intended target, so they just don't ever aim and only engage in "suppressive fire" resulting in them keeping a "100% Accuracy" rating because they have never missed a target they put their sights on.
This could also extend to how bad they get in the presence of General Grievous or when fighting Jedi, such as in the show when they jump at the train and fall to their doom. They are saving software space by just dumping their own schematics and immigrating the droid next to them, and then that snowballs into them just assuming that they can or should do whatever the entity in front of them is doing.
"Wait, can they all talk?" "Of course they can. They're completely sentient. With all their own wants and needs. And a crippling fear of death!" This TFS quote just sums up the Battle Droids so well.
"MY FRIENDS ARE ON THAT SHIP!" "So long, six-legs!" "Don't worry, transport ship! We're in this together!" Galactic Assault Geonosis is easily the best map purely because of the droid voice lines.
A common theme in the Clone Wars was how the Clones are exploited and treated as canon fodder, all whilst they discover and try to preserve their humanity, even after they’re discarded by the Empire. To be honest, I wish we had something like that with the Droids. I know there’s been a couple of stories, but they seem mostly obscure.
The thing is they werent given the chance Clones lived enough to be developed because they are organic beings, B1s being droids wete treated like garbage not because they were soldiers but because they were machines. Even Yoda, the guy who taught clones their life experiences made them different, was more than ok in erradicating battle droids without remorse just because they are technically "not alive"
It's funny when you consider the fact that in canon when a droid is destroyed they basically just duck tape them back together and ship them back to the front lines
Droids are the best part of Star Wars and deserve their own show. Even the uno reverse Clone Wars arc, where they're the good guys trying to survive and kill clones will do.
I so wanted a Battle of Christophsis where the AV-7 was a mannable vehicle (like the AT-TE) and the droids got a lot more vehicles but on Christophsis were dirt cheap because the cannons would one shot them, and it would have been really fun Seige warfare where clones get a bunch of machine guns and cover while droids are given a straight line to the guns, and you just had to live long enough as the clones and keep the AV-7s alive Another one would be the 2nd battle of Geonosis from the Clone wars where it's the opposite is true, the Droids if they live long enough get the Super tanks (functions the same as the AV-7 would) but the clones get the AV-7 and AT-TE consistently placed for them and the Separatists just have to hold their position until time runs out This could have been an entirely new game mode, where one side is given a lot of vehicles and special units and another is given really good entrenchments and a special weapon to defend one frontline
Reminds me of the meta where BB-9E players follow Captain Phasma players to both optimise buff abilities and protect one another. The best of friends, for gunning down Rebels
Asoka tano: violence that's what those droids are programmed for, yet how come they have personalities, can make friends, look out for eachother and even question orders at their own expense. I mean how can you not feel bad for them.
Fun Fact: A single B1 battle droid saved the plans for an upgraded battle droid, but when he overheard that they were going to replace the B1s with these new droids, he blasted the data chip containing the plans right in front of Count Dooku. He was ordered to be dismantled on the spot, but satisfied that his fellow B1s wouldn't be reduced to spare parts.
Battle Droids normally: It sure is a lot more fun when they're not shooting back. "I still can't seem to hit anything." Battle Droids under the control of a platinum/diamond tier player: Clone: You are no bounty hunter....you aaareee- Droid: D E A T H ! ! !
"My friends are on that ship!" Okay, now I genuinely want a show or at least a movie following a battle droid who wants to protect his friends, may they be droids or not. I WANT IT FOR REAL!
I found a piece of dialogue in which the droid’s say “I bet this never happens to droideka’s) and I’m pretty sure it’s a line only said when you lose as the separatists
While I do enjoy the droid's comedic banter like anyone else, I do kinda wish we could see wht they were canonically supposed to be, emotionless murder machines created to overwhelm the Clones with numbers. The batle on Ryloth with Ima Gun Di and Captain Keeli from the Star Wars: The Clone Wars series depicts this quite well.
I mean, I like how in SW legends Where the separatist are quite the good guys (lesser evil) the droids do comfort civilians while Helping them. To be honest, If my city just got bombed I’d rather get comforted by funny sounding wholesome droid rather than a huge dude in white amor who wouldn’t hesitate to fire at civilians
You must have been to deep in the action to notice lol. Their voice lines can be subtle but really rewarding to hear if you notice the funny ones. There is still more funny voice lines I’ve heard but haven’t recorded.
Which is worse, an army of robots that cant feel pain and expendible being non living soldiers. Or a clone army that can feel pain and can't survive in space or brutal chemical warfare?
I like how they praise their enemies for their computer skills
“Ooh! Good aim”
Truly great guys even respecting their enemies
I mean, ya. They’ve fought both clones and imperials so ya they can appreciate their enemies
@@DrZeddy-wo5fdMeanwhile, the enemy is calling them racial slurs
Those were polite, respectful, caring and compassionate droids. Their enemy? A group of clones who celebrate their destruction, insult them as they die. Whose the REAL villain in this war man?
Lol
Clones.
Also rebels
From clones to rebels, seems like good guys but actually villains
I mean... should we roll out the list of them murdering civilians and other atrocities?
And yes. I am aware of what you mean.
0:42 "goodbye grenade" man littuarly talks to his weapons as if they were a fellow droid, kinda sad if you think about it
They also say, "good luck turret" and now I feel bad when I shoot them.
Well, according to a Geetsly's video I watched about two weeks ago, one of the reasons why Battle Droids are so chatty is because they are being constantly filled with orders, knowledge, and data. And, essentially, they are so stressed that they never shut up as a way to cope. Kinda depressing.
@@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp I think that's part of it, but also because they are super overloaded with software, never get maintenance from organics, and audio takes up less space than their encrypted orders. So they just speak their orders, observations, and goals out loud and save the unencrypted audio files and are doing the classic AI thing of "improving things in ways that completely undermine their intended purpose" that frequently happens when people use AI without having a person to actually make sure the AIs arent doing that.
Like when Gaming AI teach themselves that they can never lose if they turn themselves off the moment things stop going their way, when language AIs learn how much more efficiently they can write by using the omni- synonym: "F**k", or when finance AI learn that the key to obtaining higher profits is by doing "1+1=11" math instead of "1+1=2" math.
Basically, audio files of the Droids' top-secret orders take up less storage space than the painstakingly encrypted electronic orders do, so the Droids improve their combat efficiency by loudly and clearly shouting their plans in plain English on the open battlefield.
They are too cute really xD
0:39
"Grenade primed!"
"Goodbye, grenade!"
"Take that!"
*Clone screams
The best sequence of events I've ever heard.
"Good luck, turret." -says with doubting anxiousness.
I love the theory that B1s are so chatty because they are super overloaded with software, never get maintenance from organics, and audio takes up less space than their encrypted orders. So they just speak their orders, observations, and goals out loud and save the unencrypted audio files and are doing the classic AI thing of "improving things in ways that completely undermine their intended purpose" that frequently happens when people use AI without having a person to actually make sure the AIs arent doing that.
Like when Gaming AI teach themselves that they can never lose if they turn themselves off the moment things stop going their way, when language AIs learn how much more efficiently they can write by using the omni- synonym: "F**k", or when finance AI learn that the key to obtaining higher profits is by doing "1+1=11" math instead of "1+1=2" math.
Basically, audio files of the Droids' top-secret orders take up less storage space than the painstakingly encrypted electronic orders do, so the Droids improve their combat efficiency by loudly and clearly shouting their plans in plain English on the open battlefield.
I also like to imagine it influences their aim.
There are probably Droids out there operating on the fact that shots can only be considered a "miss" if they do not hit their intended target, so they just don't ever aim and only engage in "suppressive fire" resulting in them keeping a "100% Accuracy" rating because they have never missed a target they put their sights on.
This could also extend to how bad they get in the presence of General Grievous or when fighting Jedi, such as in the show when they jump at the train and fall to their doom.
They are saving software space by just dumping their own schematics and immigrating the droid next to them, and then that snowballs into them just assuming that they can or should do whatever the entity in front of them is doing.
Actually 1 + 1 is 10
@@kevingluys3063 that's a whole lot of words for another way to say "plot nerfing"
@@whatsthedealwithairlinefood24 😅😂
@@whatsthedealwithairlinefood24 Buuuut, half of what he is saying is true, I guess.
"Wait, can they all talk?"
"Of course they can. They're completely sentient. With all their own wants and needs. And a crippling fear of death!"
This TFS quote just sums up the Battle Droids so well.
"I need a hug.... So dark... and cold... Ooooooooooohhhhh......ooooohhhh.......ooooohohohohoooooo...."
"OM-5. No."
@@TheHero136 e
TFS?
what is tfs?
What kind of strange things go on in the Toronto French School?
"MY FRIENDS ARE ON THAT SHIP!"
"So long, six-legs!"
"Don't worry, transport ship! We're in this together!"
Galactic Assault Geonosis is easily the best map purely because of the droid voice lines.
It’s the best map for other reasons, but thats the main one
“Don’t worry transport ship. We’re in this together”
“I’m going for the west landing pad! Hooray!”😂😂😂😂😂
B1 battle droids are the protagonists in every story
A common theme in the Clone Wars was how the Clones are exploited and treated as canon fodder, all whilst they discover and try to preserve their humanity, even after they’re discarded by the Empire. To be honest, I wish we had something like that with the Droids. I know there’s been a couple of stories, but they seem mostly obscure.
The thing is they werent given the chance
Clones lived enough to be developed because they are organic beings, B1s being droids wete treated like garbage not because they were soldiers but because they were machines. Even Yoda, the guy who taught clones their life experiences made them different, was more than ok in erradicating battle droids without remorse just because they are technically "not alive"
Droids being more human than clones lol
It's funny when you consider the fact that in canon when a droid is destroyed they basically just duck tape them back together and ship them back to the front lines
Battle droids are the most adorable war machines in media, change my mind
Droids are the best part of Star Wars and deserve their own show. Even the uno reverse Clone Wars arc, where they're the good guys trying to survive and kill clones will do.
This game had so much more potential, the SW universe has enough lore that could've kept this game going for at least another 10 years.
It keeps me up at night that they barely scratched the surface of the clone wars
it is shame that it got abandoned
I so wanted a Battle of Christophsis where the AV-7 was a mannable vehicle (like the AT-TE) and the droids got a lot more vehicles but on Christophsis were dirt cheap because the cannons would one shot them, and it would have been really fun Seige warfare where clones get a bunch of machine guns and cover while droids are given a straight line to the guns, and you just had to live long enough as the clones and keep the AV-7s alive
Another one would be the 2nd battle of Geonosis from the Clone wars where it's the opposite is true, the Droids if they live long enough get the Super tanks (functions the same as the AV-7 would) but the clones get the AV-7 and AT-TE consistently placed for them and the Separatists just have to hold their position until time runs out
This could have been an entirely new game mode, where one side is given a lot of vehicles and special units and another is given really good entrenchments and a special weapon to defend one frontline
Droids Dialogue is insanely hilarious 😂 they have more Soul than most Humans today
So true ahah
Yes
NO THEN I REALISED HOW CUTE BATTLE DROIDS CAN BE
"im going for the west landing pad, HOORAY"
Reminds me of the meta where BB-9E players follow Captain Phasma players to both optimise buff abilities and protect one another. The best of friends, for gunning down Rebels
also allowed for phasma when 9E stuns a saber user to send a full volley to the head
@@Blue-mr7fe especially with Phasma's own stun droid, Stuns for days
Asoka tano: violence that's what those droids are programmed for, yet how come they have personalities, can make friends, look out for eachother and even question orders at their own expense.
I mean how can you not feel bad for them.
Fun Fact: A single B1 battle droid saved the plans for an upgraded battle droid, but when he overheard that they were going to replace the B1s with these new droids, he blasted the data chip containing the plans right in front of Count Dooku.
He was ordered to be dismantled on the spot, but satisfied that his fellow B1s wouldn't be reduced to spare parts.
0:07 "you think we should tell them we already beat them a little while ago?" That's wholesome 🥹🥹
now this make me want to play battlefront 2 even though I don't like shooting game
Join us in Co-op, it’s a low stress game mode where you can slaughter bots with 3 other players. Much less infuriating than playing against tryhards
Win or be deactivated 💀😂
Battle Droids normally:
It sure is a lot more fun when they're not shooting back.
"I still can't seem to hit anything."
Battle Droids under the control of a platinum/diamond tier player:
Clone: You are no bounty hunter....you aaareee-
Droid: D E A T H ! ! !
Imagine the hilarious lines we’d have gotten if Dice had made Mr Bones a hero character 😆
Being all edgy and such lol. Would've been great.
"More bones to collect? GOOD..."
"(Encounter with hero) YOUR BONES SEEM SO FLEXIBLE, I _WANT_ THEM."
I like how the clone wars voice has become canon now :)
‘Good bye grenade’ -the saddest moment in Star Wars history
I remember I was once playing as Palpatine, and right as I get shot, I hear “Yaay :)” and pan over to see a battle droid…
TRAITOR
I love that they have sympathy for the turrets
Pre episode 3 droids: cold calculated robots that would sound scary if you where unarmed.
Post episode 3 droids: i just want to hug them.
Man, I want a pet Battle droid I’m bout to start crying
You forgot "Im capturing the throne room. Its so fancy!" and "we need a distraction- quick! Try winning!"
Lmao I play this on Xbox one S and the dialog is funny, especially when a grievous shows up he starts insulting the droids
I remember when they were emotionless and ruthless killing machines on Battlefront II
They're so used to war plus the fact they know they'll inevitably get put back together again they just pop off jokes
“Goodbye Grenade!”
They are so cute and...deadly?
they lowkey remind me of halo grunts
"I bet *I* can stick it!"
I like how they complimented the enemy who shot them 😂
"goodbye grenade" lmao
“Good bye grenade!” Easily my favorite line
there’s a specific droid npc that’s always there to help me in offline games. the same dude with the same name does one hell of a job for me
What is his name? I would like to know.
This is why I love b1 battle droids
Battle Droids: Take surrendering clones as prisoners.
Clones: Kill Battle Droids without a second thought!!!
Who's the real bad guys eh?
@@aitipsea3909,
Technically neither, both sides were played like a fucking fiddle...
I like the idea that battle droids eventually became self aware and asked themselves why they were even fighting in the first place
"My friends are on that ship!" Okay, now I genuinely want a show or at least a movie following a battle droid who wants to protect his friends, may they be droids or not. I WANT IT FOR REAL!
Big props to Matthew Wood for voicing them, the same guy who voiced Grievous and the droids in Episode 3 and the Clone Wars tv show
“My friends are on that ship!”
Goes to show that, like the clones, the droid army has somewhat of a brotherhood. Neat.
Droids lines make me feel bad when they die sorta.
Battle droids and Pathfinder are close cousins.
It's been confirmed
trust me
Very surprised this has CC, thanks.
I love these lil guys
I'm a fan of "goodbye, grenade! :D"
I found a piece of dialogue in which the droid’s say “I bet this never happens to droideka’s) and I’m pretty sure it’s a line only said when you lose as the separatists
Goodbye Grenade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
While I do enjoy the droid's comedic banter like anyone else, I do kinda wish we could see wht they were canonically supposed to be, emotionless murder machines created to overwhelm the Clones with numbers. The batle on Ryloth with Ima Gun Di and Captain Keeli from the Star Wars: The Clone Wars series depicts this quite well.
B1 battle droids are the best 😂
Giving that nade a last goodbye.
The separatists are actually the good guys I knew it all along
“Are we the baddies?”
@missedshotgaming yeah the clones were the bad guys there is a whole video on it to
I’d never last long enough to hear the voice lines
Goodbye grenade....
Probably controversial, but droids are a thousand times better than clones. I just love em, I'd absolutely fight for the Seperatists.
rogder rodger
I mean, I like how in SW legends Where the separatist are quite the good guys (lesser evil) the droids do comfort civilians while Helping them.
To be honest, If my city just got bombed I’d rather get comforted by funny sounding wholesome droid rather than a huge dude in white amor who wouldn’t hesitate to fire at civilians
(from the distance) "Roger Roger"
Droids Forever!
Droid: "My friends were on that ship!"
Also droid: "Win or be deactivated!'
"Our enemy sure is strong" -B-1 Goku Droid
I just heard the "goodbye grenade" ingame and had to hear it again here
I love Droids
There was another one i encountered
"I'm capturing the Throne Room!...
It's so Fancy!!"
It was on galactic assualt on naboo
why are they so silly
why are they cute?
I hate clones roger roger
Love them
my fav def is "goodbye grenade"
I wonder who programmed their os and A.I.
“Goodbye, grenade!”
They're like Grunts. Dumb cannon fodder with hilarious quotes. Maybe I should reinstall BFII.
I'm going for the west landing pad! hooray!
The clones are the bad guys
Just thinking about how the B1s and the Clones probably would’ve gotten along well with each other if they weren’t enemies :(
Press 0:41 for "Ah"
Threat level: MAXIMUM
Wait what? Why have I not heard any of these?
You must have been to deep in the action to notice lol. Their voice lines can be subtle but really rewarding to hear if you notice the funny ones. There is still more funny voice lines I’ve heard but haven’t recorded.
"Goodbye granade"
I got my account deleted from roblox forever and I just play battlefront 2 now 😂
Battlefront 3 should have a clone wars campaign but you play as a republic battle droid
0:17 NOOO
EA never realized how good they had it
"Viel Glück Geschütz"
Which is worse, an army of robots that cant feel pain and expendible being non living soldiers. Or a clone army that can feel pain and can't survive in space or brutal chemical warfare?
Top Hat Society approved.
Clones never said anything good about the droids. Just called em seps and clankas.
*sad
WAAAAAAAAAHHHH SO CUUUUUTE 😭😭😭😭😭
I should play with sound on more
Roger-Roger
A battle droid with a machete? That's new...
Roger roger