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  • @jiminsbluemold
    @jiminsbluemold Месяц назад +6378

    My mother overheard you talking and said, "He has such a beautiful voice, doesn't he?"

    • @oreo_6206
      @oreo_6206 Месяц назад +1049

      That's so sweet😭my mom saw me watching canoe once and said he sounds higher than a kite

    • @00_The_Black_Swordsman
      @00_The_Black_Swordsman Месяц назад +524

      @@oreo_6206 the duality of man

    • @ghosthugs-1
      @ghosthugs-1 Месяц назад +194

      my mom likes his voice too!! she said he sounds like my husband

    • @mitae-e
      @mitae-e Месяц назад +83

      what a charmer

    • @DoomsDave.
      @DoomsDave. Месяц назад +95

      @00_The_Black_Swordsman more like the duality of mom

  • @Ilovesillykittens
    @Ilovesillykittens Месяц назад +10752

    he's unlocking more emotions

    • @mr_pickles_yes
      @mr_pickles_yes Месяц назад +120

      man im dead😭💀

    • @Beamng.goat1748
      @Beamng.goat1748 Месяц назад +166

      @@mr_pickles_yes R.I.P to the young soul called mr. pickle-yes. May the pickle rest in piece. you will be missed🔥🙏

    • @aridadventure5018
      @aridadventure5018 Месяц назад

      @@Beamng.goat1748 😭

    • @davidhawkins1719
      @davidhawkins1719 Месяц назад

      ​@@Beamng.goat1748 😭 Nooo don't goooo..... Ahhh whatever his name is 😭😭😭

    • @McDonaldCastorice
      @McDonaldCastorice Месяц назад +53

      He has bought the 5.99 emoji pack

  • @BagleManzeforst
    @BagleManzeforst Месяц назад +3278

    "I apologize for that display of emotion" that's so real 😂😢

    • @Eli-tl9dg
      @Eli-tl9dg Месяц назад +12

      Type sh-
      I love this creator

    • @box6982
      @box6982 Месяц назад +1

      it it tho?

    • @godsprincess8975
      @godsprincess8975 24 дня назад +5

      Jesus loves you so much💗💗 He died in the cross for you so you can be saved from hell. If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to clean us of all unrighteousness🤍

    • @BagleManzeforst
      @BagleManzeforst 24 дня назад +4

      @@godsprincess8975 girl- what 😭

    • @UnknownUzer2u
      @UnknownUzer2u 13 дней назад

      Yup he mexican

  • @猫好き-03
    @猫好き-03 Месяц назад +1654

    Dear Canoe just letting u know that u truly made it because there is a german youtuber who completely copies your content, editing style, vibe, jokes and even the memes you use in your videos congrats to that achievement

    • @Mia_1604
      @Mia_1604 Месяц назад +34

      Wait who? 😭

    • @Roblox-yx2qp
      @Roblox-yx2qp Месяц назад +21

      @@Mia_1604I’m as confused as you

    • @selsabilrym6505
      @selsabilrym6505 Месяц назад +112

      There's a French one too on IG, complete copycat

    • @猫好き-03
      @猫好き-03 Месяц назад +132

      @@Mia_1604 His name is NoEmotionCooking absolute copy

    • @Rhitteran
      @Rhitteran Месяц назад +86

      there's also a Russian one that does videos in exactly the same style and he's immensely popular as well, canoe truly made it

  • @GyeYeonGye64
    @GyeYeonGye64 Месяц назад +9902

    More time passes, Bro getting more emotions

    • @KeksLover05
      @KeksLover05 Месяц назад +224

      time heals him

    • @thecommenter9678
      @thecommenter9678 Месяц назад +105

      Data experimenting with the emotion chip again =P

    • @Mayo4325
      @Mayo4325 Месяц назад +48

      He’s getting more dangerous

    • @fab8187
      @fab8187 Месяц назад +20

      Bro is gut's Asian version

    • @96Assassine
      @96Assassine Месяц назад +24

      And less afraid of deep frying

  • @icanwatchthevideos
    @icanwatchthevideos Месяц назад +167

    When y'all fry, please leave more room between the top of the oil and the rim of the pot than he did. Biggest source of kitchen fires is an overfilled pot of oil overflowing because of the bubbles when something is first dropped in. It needs room to bubble away without overflowing and igniting on your burner. And if an oil fire does occur, don't try to put it out with water. That will cause the fire to explode. First turn off the burner, then cover the pot with a lid to smother the fire inside the pot, and then try to smother any remaining flames.

    • @mh4971
      @mh4971 18 дней назад +11

      Was looking for this comment. Genuinely scary watching this video.

    • @DBlockKTV
      @DBlockKTV 9 дней назад

      @@mh4971”was looking for this comment”. Shut up. On every single comment section ever, there’s somebody “looking for this comment.” Try having a thought of your own, cruise control brain.

    • @pretentioussunshine
      @pretentioussunshine 8 дней назад +9

      Yess!! RUclipsrs refusing to follow the most basic safety precautions when frying is genuinely such a source of anxiety to me.
      They're like, I got burned and there was oil everywhere, there was no way I could've predicted that happening when I filled the oil up to less than an inch shy of the rim
      And I am like what do you mean😭😭 what did you think would happen

  • @Undercover_chef
    @Undercover_chef Месяц назад +3159

    I can’t express how much I enjoy your videos.
    A few months ago, I was really sick and in constant pain, day and night. Then, I stumbled across your videos, and they became my go to distraction. I watched them non stop leading up to my surgery and even afterward.
    Looking back now, I barely remember the pain, but I vividly remember how fun your videos were. I don’t usually comment, but I felt like I had to say this: you’re doing an amazing job. Keep it up! Honestly, your videos worked better for me than painkillers! 😂

    • @lightskinnedbrother6599
      @lightskinnedbrother6599 Месяц назад +21

      dope

    • @lexibigcheese
      @lexibigcheese Месяц назад +15

      ai generated profile pic detected

    • @iffyfox9749
      @iffyfox9749 Месяц назад +31

      ​@@lexibigcheese Even if it is. So? It's not infringing on any artists, it's unique to their channel, and personally it doesn't look AI generated to me

    • @Undercover_chef
      @Undercover_chef Месяц назад +32

      @@lexibigcheese Oh, I didn’t think that would be an issue. I’ll change it as soon as I can afford an artist, hopefully soon.

    • @Undercover_chef
      @Undercover_chef Месяц назад +36

      @@iffyfox9749 That’s a fair point! I have so much respect for artists, and I’m planning to update it when I can hire one. Thanks so much for your understanding💞

  • @Lady-Lilith
    @Lady-Lilith Месяц назад +297

    Anne Reardon did a video about that fried egg recipe, explaining that frozen yolks can never cook too runny or jammy become of the way the yolk is permanently coagulated from freezing.

  • @EdH0u53
    @EdH0u53 Месяц назад +2532

    don't bother trying to fry a frozen egg ; yolks undergo gelation when frozen, they will never be runny after that, it's a camera trick. How to Cook That did a good breakdown on it. if you want to fry an egg, do a soft boil so the white sets and ideally the yolk is still runny.

    • @dowfreak7
      @dowfreak7 Месяц назад +131

      If you wanna fry a whole egg, just make a scotch egg. With that you can actually get fried crust and a runny yolk, although it'll be hard to get the timing right for both the meat to be cooked, while the egg yolk is still runny.

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot Месяц назад +41

      I love Anne Reardon ❤

    • @leonm4273
      @leonm4273 Месяц назад +18

      I think deep frying a poached egg could work

    • @TheRusk123
      @TheRusk123 Месяц назад

      @@leonm4273too much water, the fryer will explode

    • @Zaphod_
      @Zaphod_ Месяц назад +10

      What if instead of boiling or freezing, you get rid of the shell by putting the egg into vinegar, cover it in batter (pray the membrane doesn't break) and deep fry it?

  • @rubixcubeboi
    @rubixcubeboi Месяц назад +8382

    Did you say OIL 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇻🇮🇻🇮🇻🇮🦅🦅
    "Umm sir that's cooking oil"
    Marines : doesn't matter bruh

    • @akshat8586
      @akshat8586 Месяц назад +67

      *say

    • @Jtngetabettername
      @Jtngetabettername Месяц назад +69

      ÖL

    • @vcdrny
      @vcdrny Месяц назад +127

      He needs freedom. The USA will bring it.

    • @reya..4668
      @reya..4668 Месяц назад +63

      On it's way to establish democracy

    • @joeyg29jgjg
      @joeyg29jgjg Месяц назад +17

      🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @MusiciansRule07
    @MusiciansRule07 Месяц назад +1345

    I'm so glad that you've brought The Roast Section back! I actually got active on Instagram again because of how creative everyone was/still is while Frying you and it's dope that your culinary skills have improved so much that it's now a 50/50 split of Roasts and accusations of you ordering takeout or looking up a photo to use. You love to see it!

    • @تركيمحمد-ت5ج
      @تركيمحمد-ت5ج Месяц назад +42

      accusations of you ordering takeout is better than compliments

    • @STn-vb5fj
      @STn-vb5fj Месяц назад +7

      He's always been quite a bit better than average. Just playing it down for the engagement

    • @oreo_6206
      @oreo_6206 Месяц назад

      ​@STn-vb5fj he plays his ineptitude up now but he used to be pretty novice 2-3 years ago

  • @AlBrownComedy
    @AlBrownComedy Месяц назад +35

    The pause after “Uncle” was diabolical.

    • @devrontownsend23
      @devrontownsend23 11 дней назад +4

      I thought it was going to be a tragic backstory 😂😂😂😮‍💨

    • @DBlockKTV
      @DBlockKTV 9 дней назад

      Find a new word to desperately latch onto you natural born follower.

  • @freyfrey7452
    @freyfrey7452 Месяц назад +1088

    17:03 deadass looks like the Grim Reaper reading a book in a snowstorm

  • @genericusername5909
    @genericusername5909 Месяц назад +825

    The stark difference between canoe’s use of language and the script the sponsor provided is amazing

    • @IH8AI
      @IH8AI Месяц назад +31

      Nice try Squarespace, I'm still not watching the ad

  • @PrScandium
    @PrScandium Месяц назад +877

    Deep fried pizza is actually a staple in Neapolitan street food, it's prepared much like a calzone but soaked in enough oil to power your car for a tour of Europe.

    • @jonnydarkfang2816
      @jonnydarkfang2816 Месяц назад +57

      Same in Scotland, Pizza Crunch we call it here in Glasgow

    • @kjellbeats
      @kjellbeats Месяц назад +13

      sounds amazing, as a huge calzone fan

    • @rossvee1235
      @rossvee1235 Месяц назад +7

      @@jonnydarkfang2816 came here for this comment o7

    • @xl73.
      @xl73. Месяц назад +1

      I mean vegetable oil is originally used for engines.

    • @meganrose7870
      @meganrose7870 Месяц назад +1

      wow i definitely need to visit Italy after hearing this

  • @ham_fast
    @ham_fast 17 дней назад +12

    "It's stuff like this that reminds me, dopamine hits are better than longevity" is such a great quote haha (14:05)

  • @thatextrovertartist5474
    @thatextrovertartist5474 Месяц назад +1188

    4:44 ngl I was expecting a weird uncle story, especially with the “he um…” part. Glad it was just chocolate lava cake

    • @tahahaider5836
      @tahahaider5836 Месяц назад +24

      Feeling sorry for you

    • @reya..4668
      @reya..4668 Месяц назад +16

      me too man, me too

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer Месяц назад +69

      ​@@tahahaider5836Uh why? That was literally the joke

    • @ak-jxrdy-7
      @ak-jxrdy-7 Месяц назад +7

      It was Canoe's chocolate lava cake that was eaten...

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 Месяц назад +2

      @@hamzerpanzer a his joke went over your head lol.

  • @iyanuyusuf899
    @iyanuyusuf899 Месяц назад +672

    7:06 the names just kept coming as he was cutting the pizza 😂😂😭😭😭

    • @jdes_ir
      @jdes_ir Месяц назад +27

      I wanted him to stop so bad 😂

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem Месяц назад +2

      😂

    • @ezze-does-it
      @ezze-does-it Месяц назад +4

      Extreme Tina from Bob's Burgers energy

    • @OtakuFavour
      @OtakuFavour Месяц назад +2

      😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @maggiepie85x
      @maggiepie85x Месяц назад +9

      it was pure poetry 😂

  • @aatt3209
    @aatt3209 Месяц назад +725

    Your fried pizza poetry is the best far none.

  • @YeoraShin
    @YeoraShin Месяц назад +37

    Even though I know little to nothing about cooking, your videos are always oddly comforting to me , I always binge watch your videos when I want to get away from all the problems in my life and take a deep breath. All in all I love your videos, keep going!

  • @keichinger
    @keichinger Месяц назад +633

    Now, this feels like a classic FutureCanoe video all over again

  • @aaronnepali6459
    @aaronnepali6459 Месяц назад +621

    i am pretty sure i didn't hear corn starch 🤨 3:10

    • @worstchou362
      @worstchou362 Месяц назад +66

      You don't heard it wrong man 😢💀

    • @shirsendumaiti5682
      @shirsendumaiti5682 Месяц назад +14

      No you didn't

    • @Hirahtagi
      @Hirahtagi Месяц назад +71

      thats one of the running jokes on this channel, welcome.

    • @me.viekkk
      @me.viekkk Месяц назад +9

      ​@@Hirahtagi Your Sister Sauce 🙂🤝🏻

    • @flamecracken
      @flamecracken Месяц назад +12

      Even the captions heard it differently

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Месяц назад +375

    15:10 "The inside guys just melts in your mouth like butter."
    I wonder why.

  • @danicajaydeen
    @danicajaydeen Месяц назад +58

    18:00 HAHAH "it took on an iron taste because the roof of my mouth is bleeding"

  • @danielseelye6005
    @danielseelye6005 Месяц назад +1282

    Did you show how to filter the oil to keep and reuse it or did I miss it?

    • @DeeJoyceOsborne
      @DeeJoyceOsborne Месяц назад +534

      dude forgot lol, the trick is to deep fry corn starch slurry whilst stirring, it'll stick to all the dirt in the oil and you can remove it as a clump, leaving clean oil behind.

    • @ApplCharm
      @ApplCharm Месяц назад +25

      @@DeeJoyceOsborne corn starch slurry?

    • @drowningnixis
      @drowningnixis Месяц назад +81

      ​@ApplCharm I think it's a runny mixture of water and cornstarch.

    • @EmmaT23
      @EmmaT23 Месяц назад +104

      @@ApplCharm yeah just water and cornstarch and the restaurant industry they use that to thicken a lot of sauces so that they don’t have to reduce them for a long time. Cornstarch as an emulsifier is why Chinese food sauces shine so good the first night but then they all break the day after in the fridge cornstarch slurry baby.

    • @marlon3879
      @marlon3879 Месяц назад +31

      He said that just to keep us watching

  • @jakethedogluvsyou
    @jakethedogluvsyou Месяц назад +94

    I used to watch crazy Russian hacker all the time in middle school. I’ve gotta start watching him again he strangely brought me a lot of comfort.

    • @RBRB431
      @RBRB431 Месяц назад +8

      Me too! I suddenly miss his huskies

    • @hangedman499
      @hangedman499 Месяц назад +6

      the crazy russian hacker references caught me off guard, ngl.

  • @ElemenoPeeh
    @ElemenoPeeh Месяц назад +218

    11:25 says chicken wings, pulls out chicken drumsticks 😂

    • @edenl9975
      @edenl9975 Месяц назад +5

      yeah, i was about to say lol

    • @Elleliza3501
      @Elleliza3501 Месяц назад +6

      Was looking for this comment

    • @TheChidoriYT
      @TheChidoriYT Месяц назад

      Drumsticks are part of the chicken. The category chicken wings are made of the tip, the flat, and the drumsticks.

    • @edenl9975
      @edenl9975 Месяц назад +6

      @@TheChidoriYT chicken drums are part of the wings, drumsticks are the legs. Drumsticks are heftier, with a lot more dark meat on them.

    • @DBlockKTV
      @DBlockKTV 9 дней назад

      @@Elleliza3501congrats on looking for this comment cruise control brain. How bold and constructive of you.

  • @unklekody
    @unklekody Месяц назад +8

    this channel makes me happier than I can explain. the accent, the demeanor, the relatability, 10/10 (but in your accent ofc)

  • @somebodywithavatar
    @somebodywithavatar Месяц назад +142

    happy second anniversary for your channel! as of December 17th, 2024, your channel was created 731 days ago, or two years + 1 day ago. you have grown a ton! i first saw you when you were below a million subs, i am so glad for you, and have a good time!

    • @michaelleue7594
      @michaelleue7594 Месяц назад +4

      Given that this year was a leap year, it's actually exactly 2 years.

  • @likeu9147
    @likeu9147 Месяц назад +78

    4:42 - *FutureCanoe's uncle was a second away from being assassinated by his parents* 👮‍♂👮

  • @gullugadha
    @gullugadha Месяц назад +148

    Man loves providing us with useful food lore, thanks man.

  • @Omega_21XX
    @Omega_21XX Месяц назад +265

    tip for shells broken into the egg mixture, use the remaining larger shell half to scoop them out. it is way easier than trying to grab them by hand. Not sure the science behind it, but it's like humpty dunpty wished to be put back together again.

    • @lkx5257
      @lkx5257 Месяц назад +8

      I love that explanation

    • @archuserbytheway
      @archuserbytheway Месяц назад +3

      You can pinch the yolk if you're skilled enough

    • @nicj5354
      @nicj5354 Месяц назад

      Yeah, it's like magnets

    • @magabiwamunyima1029
      @magabiwamunyima1029 Месяц назад +4

      From shell you came and to shell you return

    • @___blocked
      @___blocked Месяц назад

      ​@@magabiwamunyima1029 You shell return

  • @Algrenion
    @Algrenion Месяц назад +191

    in Scotland we get deep fried pizzas at chip shops and call them a "pizza crunch"
    they're sickening when you're sober but my god, when you're drunk they feel like an artery-tightening life-saver

    • @Lowaver
      @Lowaver Месяц назад +5

      Damn. If I knew this a month ago, i would 100% try this when I was over there.

    • @bradmc1986
      @bradmc1986 Месяц назад

      When I reheat pizza I fry it in a frying, people who say "yea I love next day pizza cold" your missing out! Get u some fried pizza!!!!

    • @MarcusHalverstram
      @MarcusHalverstram Месяц назад +2

      Respect

    • @starlinguk
      @starlinguk Месяц назад +2

      I remember when deep fried pizzas were just called "pizza" in Scotland.

    • @Algrenion
      @Algrenion Месяц назад

      @@starlinguk ☠

  • @justme0025
    @justme0025 Месяц назад +139

    15:15 Fried butter melts in your mouth like butter. 🧠🧠🧠 And the EMOTIONS too, bro paid for the discord nitro of emotions.

  • @shikharchauhan2322
    @shikharchauhan2322 Месяц назад +18

    1:41 Nah wtf was that 😭😭😭

    • @trlbaku
      @trlbaku 16 дней назад

      nobody else talking about that

    • @unfortunateness
      @unfortunateness 8 дней назад

      Brodie out there wildin

  • @ImSayingyes
    @ImSayingyes Месяц назад +80

    3:56 I dont think I heard cornstarch?

    • @DinklerDinkluh
      @DinklerDinkluh Месяц назад +5

      Uhh, i think your correct cuz he said he used his roommates milk 😩😩💀💀

    • @SheepChantz
      @SheepChantz Месяц назад +8

      I heard p-star

    • @DBlockKTV
      @DBlockKTV 9 дней назад

      @@DinklerDinkluhlearn the difference between your and you’re, incapable airhead.

  • @gpdu57
    @gpdu57 Месяц назад +116

    Lol I love it when he tasted deep fried butter and said "it melts in your mouth like butter"

    • @aloha1783
      @aloha1783 Месяц назад +2

      It was cheese

    • @Kwauhn.
      @Kwauhn. Месяц назад +1

      @@aloha1783 It was butter

    • @ak-jxrdy-7
      @ak-jxrdy-7 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@aloha1783_Don't be silly._

    • @aloha1783
      @aloha1783 Месяц назад

      @@Kwauhn. sorry i saw the butter version later, i was watching the cheese one

  • @Itz-_Kay
    @Itz-_Kay Месяц назад +218

    I know the lady at 2:50, my mom is good friends with her and we lived in the same apartment building. It’s nice to see her growing and you showing her, she’s so nice.❤

    • @infinity9555
      @infinity9555 Месяц назад +12

      Bro she's literally cooking bomb 😭🙏🏻

    • @K9CORPSE
      @K9CORPSE Месяц назад +10

      have you ever tried any of the pickles from her 19 year old pickle jar? haha

    • @Itz-_Kay
      @Itz-_Kay Месяц назад +5

      @K9CORPSE No lol😂 I wish tho, I love pickles

  • @appuser
    @appuser Месяц назад +4

    You are on fire dude. Quickly becoming my favorite RUclips chef.

  • @Kidthatcomments420
    @Kidthatcomments420 Месяц назад +122

    5:12 NAHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    • @jenniferd.820
      @jenniferd.820 Месяц назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣 buttering the corn 🤔

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck Месяц назад

      A p0rn on the cob

    • @DinklerDinkluh
      @DinklerDinkluh Месяц назад +4

      Violating the corn with butter 😩😩😭😭💀

    • @ThinkingCrimson
      @ThinkingCrimson 6 дней назад

      Buttering the corn, you don't butter your cobs like that?
      Have fun with the double sense joke :)

  • @trevorc3063
    @trevorc3063 Месяц назад +86

    14:55 idk why but I cracked tf up when you gave up on sifting the confectioner's sugar 🤣

  • @notsovietrussia1329
    @notsovietrussia1329 Месяц назад +13

    None of the names for the fried pizza were memorable but the length at which you carried on with the bit and the amount of unique names really sold it i was laughing by the end

  • @robiistogu6504
    @robiistogu6504 25 дней назад +2

    Why did I only find this channel now? Always great to see someone with a good sense of humor, delivered emotionless

  • @amada4334
    @amada4334 Месяц назад +254

    12:54 here in Brazil if you deep fry just this batter it turns into a dumpling called "bolinho de chuva" (rain cake). We usually eat them coated in sugar and cinnamon

    • @worstchou362
      @worstchou362 Месяц назад +13

      Bolinho de chuva absolutely cinema

    • @mannshaft
      @mannshaft Месяц назад

      ​@@worstchou362?

    • @gian8524
      @gian8524 Месяц назад +1

      bom demaize

    • @amada4334
      @amada4334 Месяц назад

      @@gian8524 bao di mais da conta sô

    • @amada4334
      @amada4334 Месяц назад +1

      @@worstchou362 🙌

  • @bibekdebnath0
    @bibekdebnath0 Месяц назад +37

    13:19 ain't no fucking way this is real.

  • @ezgic28
    @ezgic28 Месяц назад +114

    17:00 this 97-year-old guy serves his coke the old fashioned way

  • @Simkets
    @Simkets 27 дней назад +2

    Lol, my heart skipped a beat when he said "my uncle, he... ummm" 😂

  • @titouansom
    @titouansom Месяц назад +19

    As an European, an Oreo wrapped in bacon, fried in oil, is the most American thing I've ever seen.

    • @That0neSRT
      @That0neSRT 5 дней назад

      Okay but you have to try it though it's so good. Even just bacon wrapped oreo in general.

  • @Duck-yy9kg
    @Duck-yy9kg Месяц назад +35

    As far as I understand from the Deep Fried eggs, is that they have to be boiled for just a couple of minutes before freezing them, so you have the finished boiled egg before battering and frying it, prevents explosions and keeps it from getting overcooked as you freeze them.

  • @ars-br1ms
    @ars-br1ms Месяц назад +103

    6:23 i can already hear gordon ramsay saying "young man..." 😭🙏

    • @menriquez89
      @menriquez89 Месяц назад +11

      Hell ya I love when Gordon sings YMCA

    • @user-fe7bo5mm1o
      @user-fe7bo5mm1o Месяц назад

      KILL YOURSELF! - 👨🏼‍🍳

    • @UntitledVideoChannel
      @UntitledVideoChannel Месяц назад +6

      “Keep Yourself Safe”
      -Motivational message by Gordon Ramsay

  • @brandonnielsen853
    @brandonnielsen853 3 дня назад +1

    7:18 Lmfaooo love the Dragonball Z pun 😂 "Destructo Disc of heart disease list"

  • @kyled3717
    @kyled3717 Месяц назад +102

    Ok, we have entered the time period of Prime Canoe. One of the best vids in a while. Your journey through food is one of the best things I've witnessed. From burning everything to successfully creating the dishes you mean to? Legend!

  • @lb8384
    @lb8384 Месяц назад +246

    09:10 The egg white was still raw. Eggyolks require a lower temperature to cook, that's why it's partially cooked while the eggwhites are not fully cooked.

    • @Jessersadler
      @Jessersadler Месяц назад +14

      he should have soft boiled, then fried

    • @jientub
      @jientub Месяц назад

      egg yolks coagulate at higher temp than egg white. whites always cook first. that is how u get a sunny side up

    • @The_Yukki
      @The_Yukki Месяц назад

      The egg yolk will never be runny after freezing the egg. Science happens and it irreversibly (at least in the way an average person can try, I'm sure you can reverse it with some science) turns gummy. You can see it for yourself if you freeze an egg and then let it thaw, eggwhite will be fine but yolk will act kinda like cured yolk no matter how long you let it thaw.

    • @Blazingflare2000
      @Blazingflare2000 Месяц назад +6

      It's actually because the egg was totally frozen. Egg yolks chemically change and turn into gelitin when frozen.
      It's actually why the first fried eggs turned out way better, since his broken freezer was only able to partially freeze the egg, but not the yolk.
      Soft boiling or poaching the egg would be the ideal way to deep fry an egg, though it might be doable if the egg was flash freezed with liquid nitrogen or dry ice for a short enough time for just the outside egg white to freeze.

  • @messariveriano4881
    @messariveriano4881 Месяц назад +2

    Bro said "maybe my dad's back" 😂😂😂

  • @ranju.6693
    @ranju.6693 Месяц назад +83

    7:06 Bro’s speaking in instagramanese😂

    • @Matt_Stayonovich
      @Matt_Stayonovich Месяц назад

      I really thought no one was going to talk about this

  • @Leshiy.
    @Leshiy. Месяц назад +43

    15:50 POV you eat your deep fried homunculus after it messed up one too many times

  • @Thomas-zt7dm
    @Thomas-zt7dm Месяц назад +36

    0:52 it also cracks perfectly if you crack it on literally any flat surface

  • @ArturoMunguía-o1j
    @ArturoMunguía-o1j 10 дней назад

    The fried milk you should try "leche frita". Its a dessert from spain very similar to what you did but we infuse the milk with orange peels and other stuff and cover it in sugar and cinamon

  • @krishnagautam7948
    @krishnagautam7948 Месяц назад +29

    9:00 crazy russian hacker .. ahhh.... havent heard this name for a while.

  • @urboimemes
    @urboimemes Месяц назад +235

    is it just me or his camera has like 100x the quailty

    • @shibayan.g
      @shibayan.g Месяц назад +4

      You arent alone

    • @shauryakumar7322
      @shauryakumar7322 Месяц назад +45

      i think he started color grading. I think he mentioned it sometime.

    • @nemesishellman1131
      @nemesishellman1131 Месяц назад

      yea he's changing a lot

    • @shauryakumar7322
      @shauryakumar7322 Месяц назад +21

      @@nemesishellman1131 i dont think its too much, its an evolution in style for sure, but I think it is still positive, where I still enjoy the videos the same

    • @nemesishellman1131
      @nemesishellman1131 Месяц назад +1

      @@shauryakumar7322 ur right. i disappeared for a few months so everything seems super different now but we love the improvements!

  • @LenaOxton009
    @LenaOxton009 Месяц назад +8

    It's nice to end my day off with a FutureCanoe video and going to sleep on hearing the old outro. Love ya, FutureCanoe

  • @gtheofanopoulos
    @gtheofanopoulos Месяц назад +13

    11:39 Greek vinegar packaging is trully the most perplexing packaging currently in production. You got it right though. You are supposed to cut the plastic tip off with a sharp knife. The higher you cut it, the thinner the stream of vinegar coming out. Weirdly enough, the same packaging is used for pharmaceutical alcohol products in Greece.

    • @Francisco-ow6bl
      @Francisco-ow6bl 13 дней назад +1

      It's so the alcohol doesn't evaporate. Vinegar is often produced on the same facilities so they use the same packaging.

  • @toperaheem
    @toperaheem Месяц назад +8

    14:22 everything's relative is a crazy justification 😭😭😂😂

  • @kaungkhit5268
    @kaungkhit5268 Месяц назад +25

    6:36 I was just skipping the ads and skipped little too fast and I stumbled on this war crime scene 💀💀💀

  • @Ohio_etsu-masu
    @Ohio_etsu-masu Месяц назад +108

    18:24 "Title" lmao you broke mid life

  • @PowerfulStar888
    @PowerfulStar888 23 дня назад

    I have a French exam in four hours and was just losing my mind and decided to open Ytube so idk but this video definitely made my morning so much better ❤
    " Thank you " by your voice *

  • @bandom3115
    @bandom3115 Месяц назад +22

    4:23 …. Did he… did he just moan..??

  • @BestLuluNa
    @BestLuluNa Месяц назад +7

    How to oil clarification going to be the new knife sharpening video bit? 😂😂

  • @sherinshezza
    @sherinshezza Месяц назад +11

    I lost my hope of hearing this outro again...but bro fought for it and brought it back 🥺 Nostalgic shit

  • @proteincheeks
    @proteincheeks Месяц назад +13

    Hey futurecanoe! The recipe in 9:31 rekinds me of Kwek kwek, a Filipino street food using Quail eggs coated with flour and all that stuff idk the details, you should try it (especially with the sweet sauce, or the sour one if you prefer that!) I doubt it'll break inside because (I think) it's cooked separately with a thoroughly cooked yolk! Still deep fried as hell so if you can add it if you make a part 2!

  • @acc3ss_d3clined71
    @acc3ss_d3clined71 Месяц назад +73

    7:31 chat gpt went crazy on this one😮

    • @agibitable
      @agibitable Месяц назад

      I was thinking 12:23

  • @nattakritaupparakul8839
    @nattakritaupparakul8839 Месяц назад +10

    14:07 “the dopamine hits r better than longevity” bro plan to die full 😂😂

  • @TigerMou
    @TigerMou Месяц назад +30

    11:17 Eyy that's my picture 😆

    • @reya..4668
      @reya..4668 Месяц назад +9

      Looking hella fine bruv

    • @y0yle_st4rz..27
      @y0yle_st4rz..27 Месяц назад +1

      can i eat it

    • @MubinMubin-x3k
      @MubinMubin-x3k 19 дней назад +1

      @@y0yle_st4rz..27I want to eat it as well but brother is just picture 🥲

  • @hrmnzdmatryoshka
    @hrmnzdmatryoshka Месяц назад

    This was so fun, love the commentary as you cook. Thanks for teaching us how to re-use oil

  • @sweetaddictic
    @sweetaddictic Месяц назад +29

    4:29 him having ratatouille ego moment

  • @ritikagupta2146
    @ritikagupta2146 Месяц назад +13

    With that fried pizza..Lionfield is chasing you 😂😂

  • @Putingy
    @Putingy Месяц назад +38

    17:23 So which is it?

    • @Thomas_Swigart9
      @Thomas_Swigart9 Месяц назад +1

      lol that’s what I was thinking, the editor must not have liked it as much as him

    • @darthjarjarbinks2480
      @darthjarjarbinks2480 Месяц назад +3

      @Thomas_Swigart9he is the editor and he does voice overs so him voicing over liked it more then him putting texst and cuts

    • @Thomas_Swigart9
      @Thomas_Swigart9 Месяц назад

      @darthjarjarbinks2480 oh

  • @jem11
    @jem11 Месяц назад

    SO much emotion in this video!

  • @OkieDokieSmokie
    @OkieDokieSmokie Месяц назад +7

    Thanks for adding the mi-cola song. Good times

  • @joshuaspruett
    @joshuaspruett Месяц назад +24

    “It’s moments like this that remind me that dopamine hits are better than longevity.”

  • @pastpaperprocrastinator
    @pastpaperprocrastinator Месяц назад +100

    3:04 60 grams of what💀 captions wilding

    • @itrxsita
      @itrxsita Месяц назад +23

      that’s what he calls cornstarch 🙏

    • @apurvmamgain3998
      @apurvmamgain3998 Месяц назад +17

      Yo the captions not wildin bruh..I heard it

    • @malthesmolpotato
      @malthesmolpotato Месяц назад

      I HEARD PO-

    • @Swordmaster7th
      @Swordmaster7th Месяц назад

      Kinda made me angry, I knew it was a joke, but I genuinely wanted to know and had to research to know for sure.

  • @potatoman7475
    @potatoman7475 Месяц назад

    I haven't been watching for a while, but I just came to say hello. Glad to see how much you've grown. 🔥

  • @nicoflores5242
    @nicoflores5242 Месяц назад +5

    The display of emotion looks well earned !

  • @Choso_90
    @Choso_90 Месяц назад +52

    2:44 am i blind or its really a chicken 😭😭

  • @kaichwo
    @kaichwo Месяц назад +12

    12:23 that paragraph guy absolutely did not have to diss our boy Canoe like that 💀🙏

  • @thedevilofhellskitchen7145
    @thedevilofhellskitchen7145 16 дней назад

    A good youtube video after an eon. My friend, you earned a new subscriber.

  • @coruscaregames
    @coruscaregames Месяц назад +18

    16:34 PHILIPPINES WOOOOOOO

  • @AkankshaDhand
    @AkankshaDhand Месяц назад +6

    That was actually quite entertaining to watch. This makes me wanna try a to deep fry a few of the recipes!!
    Enjoy your holidays!! 🎄❄☃

  • @HalalBread1427
    @HalalBread1427 Месяц назад +53

    4:28
    Nah, bro straight up moaned what is this?

    • @thecheeseblock9880
      @thecheeseblock9880 Месяц назад +6

      the cholesterol hitting his bloodstream

    • @plumbob109
      @plumbob109 Месяц назад +2

      I think he just produced some leftover milk after taking a bite.
      Food wars style

  • @johnathonyoung5631
    @johnathonyoung5631 28 дней назад

    Dude, beautiful exploration and perfect ending statement.

  • @davidec.4021
    @davidec.4021 Месяц назад +22

    This is probably the most “hell nah” video you have ever put out.
    I love it

  • @benessingwhite258
    @benessingwhite258 Месяц назад +21

    4:59 proceeds to put in several filters😂

  • @friendlyenemy4654
    @friendlyenemy4654 Месяц назад +4

    I am so sorry but I laughed at how the egg cracked🤣🤣🤣🤣 sending love from Kenya.

  • @Chuthehero
    @Chuthehero Месяц назад

    Wow this stuff is right up my alley thanks for unlocking new levels in life

  • @ZS_Senpai
    @ZS_Senpai Месяц назад +23

    in the end. when he was filling the pasta with cream cheese the part the leaked out made a heart!! did anyone notice!!

    • @ak-jxrdy-7
      @ak-jxrdy-7 Месяц назад +2

      _😏_

    • @madiha_tanveer273
      @madiha_tanveer273 Месяц назад

      Yeahhh i went back and checked! Looks like a perfect heart shape

  • @LqdAim
    @LqdAim Месяц назад +30

    4:36 joke execution so good I had to stop watching

  • @aidkik580
    @aidkik580 Месяц назад +5

    It takes skill to go from a joke cooking Chanel to an actual "I wanna make that!!!" Channel, nice work brostoyevski

  • @morecherries333
    @morecherries333 24 дня назад

    You are hilarious! ❤ Thank you for the content!

  • @kevkv1
    @kevkv1 Месяц назад +63

    0:54 What do you mean? You don't eat eggshells?

  • @ezze-does-it
    @ezze-does-it Месяц назад +11

    I genuinely think you're onto something there with the deep fried jelly beans.
    Its like a funnel cake with extra fun funneled into it